>When you came to Equestria you said your species required meat in their diet and we did our best to accommodate you. We recently learned that was a lie and you've been consuming sentient beings solely for your gluttonous pleasure. Why shouldn't we banish you from Equestria for your heinous crimes against other sentient beings?
I didn't know that some ponies could actually talk to them until a few days later and by that point it was already going to be really hard to explain so I just stuck with it and tried not to think about it too much. Also babyback ribs are amazing.
>>41842869I am vegetarian, almost vegan, because I feel sick after eating most animal products. I am pretty sure that's a mistake.
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>>41842869>We do require meat, have you ever met a human vegetarian, they're always weak as fuck.>We can survive without meat, we cannot flourish without it.
Sentient = conscious and self-aware, like a dog or a spide.Sapient = intelligent like a humanGET IT RIGHT REEEEEE (OP meant sapient because the cows talk in MLP) This thread is dumb anyway tho, Griffons exist and there are plenty of non-sapient animals to eat that the POnies would not get upset over.
>>41842869If a pony exclusively ate hay, would they not suffer for a lack of variety in their diet? Humans are much the same in this regard, in order to live healthy we must diversify our diets, and so I shall.
>>41842992have we ever seen a griffon eat meat?
>>41842999>We have a wide assortment of foods capable of meeting your nutritional requirements. In fact we can consume nearly all the same foods. Instead you made the conscious decision to eat the flesh of another living creature solely for own gratification. How can you live with yourself?
>>41843040Can I eat your ponut instead?
>>41843001do we need to tho? It's like the safest assumption you could possibly make. And let's be real, Dragons obviously eat meat too. It realistically can't all JUST be gemstones, and they're not fucking eating hay. They obviously eat meat a lot of the time, they're fucking Dragons. We don't need to literally see it to make that very safe assumption.Also, c'mon, I myself am vegetarian, but if we are being realistic I am confident SOME Ponies would eat meat. Horses in real life will occasionally eat a small mouse or bird or whatever, and more importantly horses can eat COOKED meat just fine. Nearly any herbivore can digest cooked meat. Ponies probpably can't handle very much of it but they should be able to eat cooked meat. Probably most Ponies would be vegetarian but it'd be more common for the upper class Ponies to eat meat at least.
>>41843073>Twilight ate meat on the regular when she lived in Canterlot>Rarity enjoys eating meat because it makes her feel classy
>>41843040For my own gratification?! I appologize that I didn't know there were meat berries here in equestria when I first arrived. Even then, I'm not sure they'll actually meet my body's nutritional requirements. I've been trying to make due with only a single meal of fish a week, humans evolved to eat a lot more meat than that.And what do you mean we consume nearly the same foods? Hay burgers and half the stuff you eat here literally cannot be digested by my body. I'll get less calories than my body spends trying to break down grass and leaves. The other half of your food have so much sugar, it'll kill me.
>>41842869>Twilight thinks she knows better than Anon about Humans after only a few months of observation and internet searches>She tells Princess Celestia this>They secretly replace all his regular frozen meat shipments with unprocessed basedbeans using magical transformations to disguise it>Over half a year, Anon slowly becomes a fat fuck, lethargic, depressed, weak, slow>Can't understand what's happening>Tries jogging, constantly out of breath>knees start hurting>Back pain>No appetite, still gain weight, manboobs>Low energy affects his job, social relationships, and love life>Gets demoted, loses most friends, GF leaves him>Fall into a inescapable depression, prescribed meds>Twilight gaslights herself into thinking this is not her fault>Fluttershy understands natural needs, secretly tells Anon what Twilight did>Anon, feels betrayed and violated>becomes a villain and swears to destroy Twilight and eat her body
>>41843040it's tasty, you should try it
>>41843333none of that happens if you become vegetarian fucking lmao
>>41843485You can't say that on 4chan, a lot of people base their personal identities on that belief.
>>41843485cartoon horses don't have your supplements, sorry
>>41843073dragons eat gems and grow by having treasure Spike is fine off sweets and gems and the dragonlands can’t even support life other than dragons they clearly don’t need meat
>>41843485If someone became vegan and didn't eat any milk, butter, eggs, etc and didn't accidentally eat any of that from processed foods, then I think there can definitely be a big problem. Some vegetarians accidentally become fat from grazing for nutrients on cereal.
>>41843502apparently>>41843518>>41843540I haven't ate meat since 2010, i still have milk and eggs have NEVER had supplements. Literally absolutely fucking NOTHING has happened to me. There hasn't even been a noticeable change whatsoever. It's absurdly and stupidly easy to be in completely normal health as a vegetarian, the rest of that shit is just propaganda or exaggerated stories from people who had shitty diets
>>41843556I believe you, random person on the internet I have no reason to trustnow, if you don't mind, I have to research buying an entire cow for me and the boys
Why is every single vegan an annoying preachy twat?Why can't they just eat their cardboard and leave everyone else alone?
>>41843568>Why is every single vegan an annoying preachy twatWhy is it that whenever a vegetarian/vegan passively exists that a ton of meat eaters will immediately get hyper-defensive about it like they feel someone is personally attacking them
>>41843591>Why is it that whenever a vegetarian/vegan passively existsLiterally never happens
>>41843598sure here's an example >>41843568
Wheres this meme that ponies dont eat meat come from?
>>41843605They're mostly vegan.
>>41843605Horses eat hay, man. I think that's basically the whole of it, we don't directly see them eating meat in the show until way later with some lunch meat so people just assumed that daisy sandwiches were the default.
>>41843605Unf the ponies will suck diamond dogs dick
>>41843591See >>41843598You guys always make it some moral thing so that you can have an excuse to tell yourself you're better than others.
>>41842869>>41843605IRL horses are opportunistic carnivores and will eat small animals and eggs given the opportunity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6GGvelPlk8
>>41843605Do you know what goes into a hot dog?Hint: it's not meat
>>41843657what is it then, anon? Please enlighten us
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>>41843665That's a carrotdog, not a hotdog.
>>41843685literally never appeared in the show
>>4184369299% of foods have never appeared in the show.
>>41843685Could easily be a hot dog to them. Fried carrot in a bun.
>>41842869You ever eaten a baby bird?
>>41843333>>41843649>Chrysalis sympathizes with Anon, seeing similarities with how Changelings were ostracized for their feeding on animals in the past>She tells Anon that Fluttershy never told him what was happening, it was Chrysalis in disguise>She says Changelings can't survive without eating love, the Skittlebugs will die out as they've traded the immortal vitae inherent in all life in exchange for not needing to eat, they can never have children again.>She recruits Anon to help her get revenge on Twilight and Starlight for turning the Changelings into Changedlings
>>41843709Oh come on that doesn't count!
>>41843714as long as I get to plow that tight black bug pussy and eat steak
>>41842869Princess I know you're fucking with me. Ponies eat meat too, besides all I said is I can't digest straight grass, and humans need fat in their diet to process nutrients from leafy greens.
>>41842869>>41841472Princess, your "faithful student" JUST ordered a pork steak in front of me and lectured me for ten minutes straight about how an omnivorous diet was morally justifiable and necessary for the evolution of intelligent life. With all due respect, those who live in glass castles should not throw stones.
>>41843739technically its made out of crystal
If Princess Celestia is this mad about just eating animals on principal, she's going to be absolutely furious when she learns about factory farming. The human world's days are numbered.
>>41843605From Faust? Newfag.
>>41843788>a portal forms in the middle of Times Square>out steps Princess Celestia, surrounded by unicorn guards ready to zap anybody who gets too close>Celestia uses her magic to take over every screen on Earth>"There is a genocide going on here in your world, and I shall not stand for it. That's right, I speak of course of the mass slaughter of livestock.">The Mossad stops googling 'how to kill magic horse'
>>41843797>he says, when Faust's era was the one to most strongly point to ponies eating meat
>>41843709>>41843715
>>41843605Everyone assumes horses are obligate herbivores because they eat grass, they're not actually eating the grass, their gut biome essentially distills booze and other byproducts from it. Horses also like to lick rocks, they fucking love salt and go crazy for mint. There's also the opportunistic eating of birds that you'll see brought up whenever anyone insists horses are herbivores. Horses are brutal cunts.
>>41843719>plow that tight black bug pussy and eat steakAt the same time>>41843813Kek
>>41843813idk, like every genocide perpetuated since 1948 they've got a pretty vested interest in factory farming
>>41843877Any animal capable of eating another will do so when the opportunity presnts itself. It's just the amount, the efficency of such a meal and overall percentage of a diet. A "herbivore" is uncontestably anything that has 30% or less meat in their diet. 40% is passable as a herbivore and then you have herbivore-leaning omnivores
>>41843892Yeah, but as I said, you have people insisting that they're "obligate" herbivores and cannot or do not eat meat at all.
>Both our diets, I should mention>Are completely vegetarian>We all eat hay and oats>Why be at each other's throat?this is like the 8th thread for this in the last two months and nobody bothered to go watch the show, typical /mlp/
>>41844007Their species can both survive just fine entirely without meat. That doesn't mean no one eats meat.
>>41843040they would never say that
>>41844008>our diets>completely vegetarianI get that you want to be right on the internet, but you're just not.
>>41844013Are you autistic? What part of the logic are you failing to get?Ponies and buffalo as species both do not require meat. This doesn't mean they can't or that certain individuals don't eat meat. They're both diurnal too. Do you think that means no ponies or buffalo ever stay up at night or that some of them don't sleep during the day?
>>41843892>A "herbivore" is uncontestably anything that has 30% or less meat in their diet.What?
>>41844035Pinkie Pie did not say that horses or buffalo were completely vegetarian. She said that their diets, i.e. the things they ACTUALLY EAT, are completely vegetarian. I get that English probably isn't your first language but I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
>>41844059ah bait
