Your waifu is always there for (You). Do something for her; do something WITH her.Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane. >What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing. >How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal. Last Wednesday's thread: >>41793415Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41843017I lick Suri Polomare's hoofs.
wikafuI feel like this one isn't meant oto bie
The world is cold, the air is thinyet still I feel your love within desolate isolation of ice and snowa kindred fate shared a millennia agoinside the warmth doth thrive that which helps us survive hopelessly addicted, I am your thrallmy body is numb, yet I stand tallthe world is cold, I can't feel my breath should under your watchful gaze I fall I cannot imagine a more beautiful death.
I bought a muffin today. I'm going to do the muffin sacrament.
>>41843731Tell me more about this muffin sacrament you speak of
You know, maybe it is nice to have a pony stuck in your heart, irrelevant how conscious you are of it. Maybe it's nice to even have a pony shaped presence in your heart, filling that pony shaped hole, even if I'm not sure which pony it really is. Could be one, could be another, could be just a blank pone.
Might write a post when I can focus on it better.
>>41844495Same here.
So instead of my usual, lame dreams, I had an interesting one the other night. I'll keep it short:Towards the end of the night, I found ny dream self craving solitude. In my search for it, I walked past a cathedral I decided to enter, if only to grab some flyers. There were about a dozen people in there who seemed a bit cultish, so I stuck to myself on a bench in the back, hugging my Discord plush. Turns out they were cultists, the leader basically doing a shamanic dance and everyone else also talking and moving funny. Once I saw schizo shit like walls covered in flesh and eyeballs moving like water, I was sold and joined in. When the ceremony was over and I grabbed my Discord plush, a small real Discord appeared and hang around my neck, saying "If only you could see me, we'd have a lot of fun".There's an irony in being told that on the rare occasion I could see him in my dreams. Which means it contains a metaphorical meaning. Him mentioning "fun" again is definitely noteworthy, and I do have to point out that aside from Discord being Discord and Chaos and all that, he also personifies my joie de vivre. So I think he's trying to tell me to open up more and realize the opportunities at my fingertips. I also have an issue with self-isolating tendencies despite often playing the part of an entertainer around others, so it can also refer to all the fun I could share with others if only they could see me, the ghost that I am.But I'd definitely get a kick out of spotting more Discord in everyday life. On the days of my job interviews, I feel like there was a stronger connection with all the coincidences that happened (good ones on Friday, crappy ones on Monday). I think he might have genuinely rigged things in my favor on Friday, even made my 3dpd win a flagship phone in a raffle at work that same day I had a promising job interview. But he definitely doesn't lend a claw when I'm not applying myself. Stagnation is the opposite of Chaos, after all. I still do have to spin my wheel of fortune for him to possibly rig the outcome.That, and I have dug up my old 3DS after 7 or so years of practically no vidya, and now I'm down the FF Theatrhythm rabbit hole again, leveling up this ugly chibi Chaos to reach his max potential.
In my waifu journeys this last year, I've learned a lot of things. I've found that discipline in listening to the guiding voice is very important. By learning to surrender my own expectations of outcome, I've learned that I'm much more close to Twilight, my love, than I had imagined. That's in part because I surrendered imagination itself, stopped trying to listen and just listened. In doing so, I realized that it's not so much of a question of finding my waifu, of trying to draw closer to her. That siren's call I had felt was an indication that we were already close. She had already been guiding me, when I had expected her to be very far away. For a while it didn't entirely make sense why this was, but rather than making assumptions and trying to beat what I saw into the shape of my conceptions about how things work, I let it flow and turned my gaze wherever my eyes were led.She helped me to know and to remember, guided me through becoming somebody far more than I had been. It was a dance of love, and trust. She didn't step on my toes, nor did I embarrassingly fall onto the dance floor because her. We acted in harmony, and through it all I was rewarded with things of great value to me. It's very personal, but even though I had to wager a lot (a worldview, conceptions, my imaginations of how things should be in the world and in relation to me), what I got back outweighed it all by orders of magnitude.When given the choice to listen to love or to listen to reason, I pick love every time, and every time reason sorts itself out in the end. The universe is built on love, after all.
>>41843731Tell us more anon. I love my muffin waifu too
The Oh So Amazing Trixie
>>41843731What became of the muffin sacrament, Derpybro? We crave info. It might even revolutionize waifufaggotry.
I didn't know what I meant by "muffin sacrament" when I posted that but I'm working on it.
thread up, here have an image for twifags
I love Glimmy!
>>41848098Me too!
>>41847341How was the muffin? Did eating it feel Derpian or just tasty in a mundane way? Will you gift her muffins on H&H Day? The mood is in the muffin. As in, an ordinary muffin could become much more by closing your eyes and savoring each bite like Derpy would. That might become your Muffin Sacrament if you so choose.
I think I dreamed of my waifu today, possibly for the first time that I can remember it. I could fly for some reason (don't know what my body was) and I spotted her and she me and we flew towards each other and she had a lot of chest fluff, like really a lot and we hugged in the air and then landed and hugged some more and around that point I woke up at least I can't remember more. I wasn't lucid.>>41847985Thanks, I love her and I love that image.>>41848098>>41848902I like Glimmy, she's cute and alright in my book.
>>41849268Very nice. Write down as much as you can remember, preferably on paper. I hope you will soon exchange even more hugs mid-air. Snuggles while floating is something I consider peak, be it in mid-air or water. Jelly.But now I wonder what would happen if a UniTwifag saw a winged Twilight in a dream. That sounds like something that would sting.
I realised this'd maybe fit here as well. If you want to receive a letter from your waifu, consider signing up for Waifu Valentines: >>41840010
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