Anonmare ThreadPrevious: >>42666743Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463
>>42703993Imagine the smell
>>42704583lol
There you are glimanon, I see you got lost, here >>42691388
>>42705122Thanks. Was unaware someone made a new thread already. Normally I'm the one who ends up doing that.
>>42705110yeah I got the same feeling, anonmare.
>>42706286pretty cute
>>42706286Extremely smug kek
>>42703993why is the pinkie doll covered in juices
>>42707859The joke: Sex.
>>42708511nice lol
>>42708531unf
>>42708531Woah that's niiiice.
>>42710699SHE'S GONNA FALL!!!
>>42711267don't worry anonmare is skilled in balancing
>>42711830She better because im worried for her!
>>42710699Computers in Equestria?
>>42712935Yes they exist.
>>42708531would
>>42713942unf
>>42713942Nice round butt, Anonmare!
>>42715951is she ok?
>>42716549Just like the rest of us, no.
>>42717111damn...
>>42713942would
>>42718921Anonmare bros...
>>42718946nothing wrong with having a extra thread
>>42718565Anonmare is sad, good thing junebug is giving her a hug!
>>42718946It's the janitor's fault for not noticing the two threads. Only if he cared more about the board.
>>42721227Lol
>>42723258Cheap chocolate? Not in this economy nor Equestria's.
>>42724057Equestria is just nicer in sales than in our world
There's already a thread for turning Anon into a pony. >>42708658
>>42724845Amy would like to have a word with you.
>>42725176anon...should I tell you?
>>42725221Well, MOSTLY nicer with some exceptions.
>>42726190cute anonmare
>>42727906I could go for one right now
>>42728973that saw oh god
>>42729313She'll be fine nonny! Just a blood wound. Nothing bad at all.
>>42718565How nice.
mare
>>42731542Anonmare, yes.
>>42732176so smol, love it.
>>42732176I want to give her a big hug!!!
>>42732176why is her legs so short
>>42733591She's a small mare.
And a fine bump to you anonfilly
>>42734654thanks
>>42728973Bit unsafe, isn't it?
>>42736619nah it's all good
>>42738335REEEE!
>>42703993based thread
>>42741855Why so serious?
>>42742826She's a busy mare
>>42706286
>>42745784Would.
>>42745784nice socks
>>42746971Dont stick your dick in crazy, anon.It's not worth it.
>>42747288I have no one else, even if it kills me I. MUST. STICK. IT. IN. CRAZY. just for the satisfaction
>>42734654Anonfilly?
>>42747728he must of had dementia
>>42748258>>42747728Close enough man, get off his ass
>>42745784That's pretty hot.
>>42703993dashie in the jar oh my god
>>42703993As sad as the situation depicted looks like the pandemic has been the best thing to happen to us.
>>42715951Is there Anon woman stallion?>>42716549He*
>>42750099>Is there Anon woman stallion?Yes>>42722226
>>42750099what wtf
>>42750816Ah is it because they're in BFED now? lol
Bumpville
>>42751597Yep.
>>42750816kek
>>42750816Nice anonponies.
>>42753624happy anonmare!
>>42753624We'll all be good to you.
>>42754620not me :)
>>42755348Don't be rude.
>>42755999ah you got trips ill be nice then, sigh...
anonmare
>>42757385is so cute!
>>42757645neither, we play PC games like adults
>>42758378Yeah right, lol.
>>42757645>phone gamesNGMI
>>42759705is there something wrong with playing phone games?
>>42760917Fucking of course there is a problem, phone games are bad.
>>42703993is that what everyone at /mlp/'s room look like
>>42757645You must be 18+ to post here
>>42762756I waste time at work shitposting and reading random bullshit, literally anything is better than the dopamine slot machines of those damn phone games and I say that not to be mean and cruel but out of concern.
>>42763843Lawyer anonmare? Cool!
>>42762756Bro...
>>42762756for what reason
>>42703993The Lyra plushie should have some pants.
>>42767066And a signed signature from Faust too!
Princess Anonmare is property of Nightmare moon
>>42767860What happened
>>42768654Got captured and lezzed out with her at the summer sun festival
>>42768955hot
>>42769862yes
>>42768955proofs?
>>42770880Lyra told me>>42636510
>>42771443Woah, nice!
Why are there two anonmares
>>42772803why not?
>>42772435Cute.
>>42772435Element of Mystery?
>>42774276more like the element of autism
>>42703993>Anon is her Husbando (holding Anon doll)>Lives with Anon (he's standing at the door)>implied to be a virgin at 35???Anon would have fucked her a long time ago
>>42774822kinda gay, desu
>>42775281straight*ftfy
>>42774728Sounds like one bad element to have.
>>42776277there'd be worse
>>42775879If he didn't fuck her then he's gay
>>42776858if he doesnt then its gayif he does then its gaylose lose
>>42777584Damn...
10
>>42778139out of 10!
>>42778958Anonmare!
>>42765584
>>42779930Some good spaghetti, eh?
>>42779930She needs a better home!
bump
>>42781145thanks
>>42779930anonmare is poor :(
>>42782299Sad!
>>42781145
>>42781145Rump
>>42783549
>>42784475wholesome
>>42784475Cute.
>>42784475aww nice
>>42784475I like this
>>42786796Fly high!
>>42786796wheeee
>>42786796Pegasus Anonmare is my favourite!
>>42786796Where is anonmare going?
>>42786796Peganon needs her own Austraeoh!
mare!
>>42789239aww thats wholesome!
>>42789239nice foal.
>>42772803We can always go for another one.
>>42789239epic ponies!
>>42792437cute!
>>42792437lovely
anonmare being a fat friendless loser is possibly the best characterization
>>42793120very true, i love it.
>>42793496Are there chicken nuggets in Equestria?
>>42791505
>>42793239Why is anonmare blushing?
>>42793930because she is gaining power slowly to get out of the headlock
>>42793814Yeah, griffons make em usually.
>>42794720Oh.
>>42703993Anonmare!
>>42710699MODS
>>42795434lol
>>42793930Because she absolutely does not like it.
>>42703993anonmare is best pony for me
>>42796704SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!
>>42797677*stab* *stab*
>>42797811ouch im dead
>>42790777
>>42798666Thanks Satan
>>42796704spooky
>>42799762Adorable!
>>42799762cute anonmare and anonfilly family time
>>42799762wholesome.
>>42799762Makes my heart warm looking at this!
>>42802050wonderful
>>42802050I love this.
Have you found your irl anonmare to make human foals with while you wait for Equestria?
>>42803481>irlWait a minute, this is discussing about >nohooves!oy vey!
Anonmare.
>>42804207best pone
>>42804893UNF
>>42804893sexo
>>42806169EAT THE BAKING SODA!
>>42806551It's not that tasty.
>>42807035proofs?
>>42806169nice
>>42808399anonmare can't get off the wild ride :(
>>42808895Many such cases.
>>42808399Kek.
>>42809855whoa nice.
>>42809855Would
>>42809855big butt
>>42809855
>>42809855by the gods of that juicy mama mia, so round and glorious.
late spoopy
>>42813105why is the candle all melted and anonmare cant see?
>>4279349620 piece chicken nuggets? Get this anonmare 80 more nuggets.
>>42813972that is too little for a american
>>42814502dios mio...
>>42815396UNF
>>42815396giwtwm
>>42815396me on the left.
>>42815396does her sweat taste like alcohol
mama mia
>>42817717Rip goomber.
>>42819784unf
>>42819784Whoa, niice.
>>42819784What is that?
>>42821614anonmare
>>42822157No i mean the thing on her ass
>>42806169I'm sure there are some snacks right in the back of there, keep on lookin'!
>>42823748OUCH
>>42823748oi that's bloody rude of you to do that!
green mare
>>42825904GROWN UP NYX!!!
>>42825904Nice side-portraits
amre
>>42827938whoa mama
>>42827938That's a nice anonbutt.
>>42827938Would.
>>42829925niceeee
>>42829925Hottie.
>>42829925Thats a pretty sexy anonmare
>>42831414For (You)
>>42832505kek
>>42832505She is quite the cute anonmare.
>>42832505war is pain :(
>>42832505The face of a million shocked souls! Oh the anonimility!
>10Have a helping hoof
>>42835534adorable anonpone family
>>42835534aww :)
>>42835534So comfy, I yearn for a family like this if Equestria is real.
>>42836755it is real bro just like find the portal lol
>>42836979The portal doesn't exist.
>>42829925Amazing hips.
>>42838345ToTo fu? what
>>42838588You don't know? Bruh.
>>42838829yeah what is it
>>42839495unf tummy
>>42835495
>>42839495she should stop being so drunk!
>>42840688She can't. She lives in a shithole named Ponyville.
>>42840688Shouldn't we all, anon?
>>42841253I wish...
>>42841253Nah.
>>42841253I'd let Anonpirate plunder my booty...
>>42841985Yarr, it'd be great if she did to to me as well!
>>42841607WAKE UP ANONMARE!!!
>>42842969let her sleep.
>>42843399No.
mares
>>42844644Yeah we love 'em!
>>42845387unf
>>42845387THAT IS HUMONGOUS!!!
>>42846852Ass? Yah
>>42845387Why is anonmare so grumpy?
>>42847903cause she is grown up and cant smooch of twilight to live like a neet anymore
>>42827938get the baseball bat.
Still can't find an anon filly plush to buy. I want my own little fag to kick around.
>>42848396do not harm the filly, anon!
>>42848396cringe
>>42849341chy-naaa numba wan
>>42849341Kirin food? No such thing. Only Kirin Beer exists.
>>42850316>Only Kirin Beer exists.Of which Anonmare naturally consumes a great deal.
>anonmare's best fren
>>42851010Nice tummy, kirin!
>>42851010unf... must rub... belly...
>>42851010>kirin drinking kirin beerOh my
>>42852368Problem? Kirins get free refills easily :)
>mfw I guess anonmare somehow hasn't figured out the secret yet>mfw they somehow continue to get scammed into purchasing large amounts of Kirin beer>mfw there's a big reveal but they actually knew all along and just played along for their own pleasure
>>42853451Simply evil of those kirins! They must let anonmare know!
>>42854057no kirins should keep it a secret haha
>>42854590I mean they're obviously going to keep it a secret to hide the truth about Kirin Beer.
>>42853451still worth it even if you know the truth
>>42856080Unironically me. The final stretches of the anni always make me so emotional.
>>42856080can't believe the anni is over
I'll just borrow my bump from the /puzzle/ thread. >>42856820
>>42856858good stuff
>10The Bump strikes again!
Someone make anonmare a jar
>>42856080We all cry
>>42858692it's finally over... for now.
>>42858873see you next anni, lads
>>42860042Anonmare!
>>42858686Anonmare in a jar or as the jar?
>>42861934make her a jar, as in, like, art class, you know?
>>42861945Anonmare IN the jar
>>42861183Maidmare... nice
>>42863910Dyx be ridin all right, hue hue.
>>42864420thats gay bro
>>42865146Two mares, perfectly straight.
>>42863910BREAK HER SPINE
>>42866052stop do not harm the mare
>>42863910lol
>>42867724unf
>>42867724Anonmare has such a nice rump...
>>42868926All mares do.
>>42868926I wanna eat it
>>42869613It's great, isn't it?
>>42870089Stinky nonny
>>42870089Nice.
>>42870089whoa mama
>>42871908run away now!!!
>>42871908oh they egged Nyx haha
>>42872852NYX is just very smart.
>>42873414smart? don't make me laugh
>>42873414I HATE HER SMUG FACE. ANONMARE PUNCH THIS BITCH NOW
>>42874516
>>42875023she got snake eyes... evil bastard bitch...
>>42874516would you punch dyx instead?
>>42875510Nah, she's a cool mare compared to Nyx.
>>42875510not gay brah.
>>42874516based
>>42875510Dyx would punch herself instead.
>>42877595why
>>42878083because she's stupid
>>42878105Dyx? Stupid? She's totally smart. Look, she can see two anonfillies! Very educated
>>42878111glorp glorp anon lol
>>42878850My Princess!
>>42878850i love her
>>42880172Almost christmas, Anonmare!
>>42880172santamare
>>42880172She is so smug.
>>42881429spaghetti in anonmare's gift? oh boy free food!
>>42882024It probably would have some mold on it by the time it opens lol
anonmare :)
>>42883791SHE'S RUNNING AWAY WITH THE MONEY!
>>42884517well why haven't you stopped her? are you a liberal?
>>42883791Loadsofemone!
>>42885071...no?
>>42886220She's perfectly straight, Dyx.
>>42887037straight up cracked
>>42887556Ponies don't smoke crack, not even anonmare herself at her worst.
>>42888888Live view of anon at a convention cigar meet. Checked
>>42888888I stand corrected with such glorious numbers, Ponies do infact smoke crack!
>>42888888CHECKED!
>>42888888APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
>>42888888
>>42796704HOLY SHIT IT´S ALICEMARE
>>42889745We need to go to Alice(mare)!
>>42888888Gawd DAWWMM!!
>>42891281unf butt
>>42893409is it good food?
>>42848396There have been like four anonfilly runs; you missed every single one?I have spares I can sell for $20/each + shipping.Discord ID: rank_into_rank
>>42894657nta but you really have extras?
>>42895140I have about five unopened, brand new anonfillies that I bought for just this purpose. I've sold my spare anonfillies before: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41461019/#41501130My only request is that you buy an anonfilly off me only if you don't already have one. The reason I bought extra anonfillies is so anons who don't have one, can have one.
>>42895186Fuck anon, you're making me choose between a plushie of a little fag and a Luna shirt? At least the filly is cheaper, I'll be thinking about it.
>>42895197You can always buy the luna shirt for later, ya know?
>>42895197>At least the filly is cheaperWhat shirt?
Whoa mama, She's BIG!
>>42897159For (You)
>>42703993When this thread was made, I was a different person. I sometimes long to be that person again.
>>42898562you before and after finding about ponies I take it.
>>42898562who?
Merry Christmas!!!
>>42900004merry christmas!!!!
>>42900004I hope that is some good hot chocolate.
>>42902311kek fatty christmas tree
>>42902311Oh anonmare!
>>42897159fat and chonky mare
>>42905256what a wonderful clusterfuck
>>42905256grown up nyx is so hot
>>42906601Well duhhh, Nyx is better in every single way compared to Dyx.
>>42907750holy shit it worked
>>42907750im a big happy boy now
>>42909381she's going out of her way to show the hoofa
>>42909822love a good hoof pic
gaming
>>42911374Too much Monster Energy and now she is dead...
>>42911374anonmare played too much vidya
>>42912899So... This is it? It's never going to get better?
>>42913403Yep, the older you grow the worse life gets.
>>42912899literally me
>>42913403eeyup.
Always partying!
>>42913403It's supposed to get better?!
frfr
>>42915800depressed mare :(
>>42915477Where did you get this picture of my life?!
>>42915800so real...
>>42917718what a lil shid on the far right
>>42917718Kek autism puzzle pieces
>>42918827so cute!
>>42918827I love when mares have braids
This will be anonmare in just a few years.How do you combat this?
>>42920651i have no clue really even if it is possible to prevent such bad living conditions for that mare
>>42921595She can get a better house, no?
>>42918827sexo
>>42920205
>>42922852How does braids massively improve manes so much?!
>>42923661very comfy and dreamy, love it.
>>42923661Little baba Anonfilly with her Ma'
>>42923259its kino
>>42925149Grumpy mare.
>>42925149why is she so depressed
>>42925724Anonmare is growing older by the second. Not a filly anymore.
>>42925724You would be too if you were a depressed mare.
>>42927307*slurrrrp*
>>42927307slurping on that retard juiceas per usual
>>42927307Thirsty little anonmare.
I don't draw pony stuff but I wanted to try.
>>42929746I love it, pretty awesome art! Nice to see more people getting into drawing ponies.
>>42930112is that a pipebomb?!
>>42930193Well yeah
>>42929746nah, she's all mare
>>42930112naughty naughty anonmare
>>42929746Kek, funny.I like your style, what do you usualy draw?But take vare, you drew your back legs very weirdly.
>>42930112what pony was at the recieving end of a pipebomb? Twilight?
>>42927405https://ponepaste.org/11575And here I come slinking to a new old thread>Magician's Log>Spa Date: Right Now>This is the underwater voyage of the TGP Trixie>Her mission: To stop the flow of water from Ponyville's communal boiler>Okay>Enough of that, egghead>You've been inching towards the light, with hops, skips and jumps, all in weird underwater slow motion>Nothing wrong with the suit... so far.>Which is good, but the real test is walking through that underwater pink hell sandstorm>You reach it in a couple minutes of cautious moving; you keep forgetting this room isn't as big as it feels.>>INCOMING QUERY RESPONSE: "OK GOT A NEW DIARY- DID YOU TRY SHOOTING HORN LASERS AT THE WINDOWS?">>>...Dammit. No guarantee it would've hit anything but solid ground with how far the spa sunk, but DAMMIT why didn't you at least try that!?>Maybe for starters, you don't know that spell and Anon's half dead either way?>Oh right>>QUERY: DID YOU KNOW ANON IS KNOCKED OUT AND HALF DEAD? SEND HELP>>RESPONSE: CRUD, THE GUARDS KEEP CHASING US OFF BUT MAYBE THEY'LL DO SOMETHING NOW. HANG ON. GOTTA LEAVE THE DIARY HERE FOR REASONS. ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE REASONS. YOU UNDERSTAND.>Yep>You wish you didn't, but you do>Wait>You just told her the one thing keeping her away from you is out of action>Ha. Ha.
>>42931225I usually don't draw, just recently got a drawing tablet so I'm testing it out. I usually draw fan art to whatever I'm getting off too.This is my first time drawing a pony, I will try to be more anatomically correct next time.
>>42932840I love chubby mares!!!
>>42932526I'm a fervent defender of drawing what you love, so enjoy your new tool!>more anatomically correct next time>next timeGlad you liked pones enough to have a second serving!
Pre bed flat brat
>>42933383sleep tight!
>>42932840the more chubbier the more better the mare gets
>>42932840based
>>42932224>H'okay>The former core of the pool is a few inches ahead of you>Formerly an elegant, if somewhat primitive, infinite bubble bath>Now a roiling swamp of sugar, glitter and various other abrasives>Won't be able to rely on sight, but if you open your mind you can feel the weight of that enchanted pole, roughly in the center of the spotlight>Look around for a sec. Paw at the ground. No, you're not stalling, you're->...Maybe you were stalling a bit.>That glitterstorm is scary.>But it's gonna keep being scary, so->Deep breath.>Start walking.>>>Your front legs and helmet enter first (obviously), and the airflow immediately slows a bit.>>INCREASED SEDIMENT DETECTED. FILTRATION SYSTEM COMPENSATING... COMPENSATING.... CALIBRATED.>And you're back to a pleasant breeze! This is gonna be easy!>The water flow looks a lot worse than it is- it's only a little wilder than it was when the spa wasn't a cave>Just keep moving your legs, that's it, keep going>Don't get nutty, grip the ground as tight as you can and inch forward one leg at a time>>WARNING: ABRASIVE ENVIRONMENT. SHIELD CAPACITORS AT 99% AND FALLING. RECOMMEND EXPEDITED WORK; CONSIDER EXTRACTION.>Okay. That's a problem. It's not falling *too* fast, but maybe->Maybe the water is faster than you thought. You ARE wearing a powered grippy suit, after all.>Sassafrass.>Well, good thing you have the two ropes. You just have to hope they're sturdy.>Keep moving foward. Slow is precise, precise is not getting swept away or tripping, not pratfalling is fast.>>95%>O-okay that's- keep moving!>Oof! You hit one of the dividing walls!>Where's the pole? It's not in here! Back out, turn left, go clockwise!>>90%>Next room- not here either! It's close, must be in the next one!>>85%. PLEASE STOP RAMMING INTO WALLS.>Third time's the charm! The wall in the back collapsed, revealing the inner cluster of poles once hidden from bathers' eyes.>And the one in this room is smushed way into the ground- how are you going to get it out?>>80%>Hm, it looks like there's a crack behind it? The ground right in front is still really solid, maybe if you get behind you could lean all your weight onto it and pry it out?>It'd also make that hole bigger, maybe drain some of the water!>Onwar-AUGH!>You can't quite get far enough! Those bungee cords are finally running out, the stretchiness is starting to hold you back!>>75%>It's already disorienting and hard to see down here, you really don't want to unhook-
>>42934872>Idea!>The pole is still well within casual TK range. You're nowhere near strong enough to rip it out, but->Out with the crowbar! It's got... KIND of a sharp edge?>The molten sandpaper has been rough on the poles. With some grunting and effort you saw a little divot in the side- doesn't need to be big, just big enough for->The silk rope! Your remaining two anchors! You tie one end to the pole, good and tight around that groove, give it a good pull- it's secure!>Two pitons make for a decent pulley, just gotta get the angles right->Boom! Is anypony surprised? After all, rope trickery IS one of The Great and Powerful Trixie's many talents!>Mwah. Mwa->>SHIELD CAPACITORS AT 50% AND FALLING. STRONGLY RECOMMEND EXTRACTION ASAP.>OKAY OKAY>Yank>Grr>YANK!>Oh, succotash and peevery!>Your magic isn't strong enough, even with a pulley! And it's not like you can grab it with your mouth!>>>Well>All you need to do is go out the ruined doorway and back straight out- right? Then you're out of the churn and in the clear.>BUCK>Here goes nothing->Off with the bungee cord. Get it onto the silk rope. Give 'er a pull, good and tight.>Yank on the bungee cord. No response- do it again? No response.>Right. You've been pulling and yanking on it the whole time. Flitter can probably see you as a shadowy shape, but she's not going to realize what you're doing.>Well, you have that flare, right?>>YES THANK YOU, EMERGENCY FLARES SOUND NICE RIGHT NOW.>Run back outside, straight ahead until the water clears.>>RACK.PORT.FLARE-ENGAGE>You feel the grinding of the automatic rack, a slight vibration as the flare is sent off, THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS OH BUCK MY EYES!>You're half blind, but you start pointing towards where you're pretty sure the rope is. Must've done something right, as by the time you're blinking the flare out of your eyes, you can see the rope being pulled violently->Come on, come on->SNAP
>>42932224Having two threads has finally paid off it seems, haha.I kinda hope this will not be the end of troubles yet and Anonmare will get to contribute too. So far Trixie has been doing the heavy lifting.
>>42935009Don't worry, she's tougher than she looks. The lack of formal training finally bit her in the ass, but she'll wake up :3
>>42934174unf anonmare butt
What does the question mark cutie mark even signify? Like what is Anonmare’s special talent? Does she even know?
>>42935386I've been going with 'creative tool use' for anonicorn; she has no formal magic education and not a lot of technobabble magic strength, but due to a side effect of being an isekai'd human she's really good at bending basic magical effects into emulating complicated stuff.She can't teleport (I assume Twilight's spell quite literally cuts and pastes a pony in a manner not possible with our understanding of physics) but given enough time and energy drinks she might be able to telefold through spacetime warping.
>>42935588I like this idea.>anonmare wants to heat a drink>can't cast heating magic>just vibrates the drink into being hotor>accidentally discovers divine thunder magic after trying to make an ion delta between the sky and floor out of boredom
>>42935724>Accidentally invents Call Lightning>Pegasus interests lobby Highly ConcernedI also go with the assumption that all pony magic is fundamentally the same energy but different appendages channel it differently. Like an aircraft avionics system and an industrial lathe are both electric-powered but they do totally different shit.
>>42935740>the proper theory for fireball requires thaumic teleporting of pure phlogiston from an attuned fire source (volcanos, normally (celestia is an exception))>anonmare, naturally, has never heard about this and can't teleport stuff>tries to cast a fireball, obviously fails>remembers that methane is CH4>figures that she might as well try to process the ambient gas into methane>starts vacuuming the entire area and scrubbing it of co2 and water vapor>separates the CO2 and H2O and process it into CH4 and O2, dumps the o2>keeps crushing it into a small volume, condensing it>it reaches a stochiometric ratio with the ambient oxygen>she doesn't know, keeps crushing it>it heats up enough to ignite>BOOM>the first non-magical magic fireball in history>goes deaf for a week and had most her hair burn in a messy fireball cause she was absolutely unprepared for the ball to go off on its own
>>42935775>anonmare realizes she was overcomplicating things as she remembers h2 is flammable>carries around a flask with around a liter of river water>separates it into o2 and h2 on the fly>crushes it so it self ignites from the heat>gets a gas explosion worth around 4 kilos of TNT>pegasus lobby extremely concerned as they hear about the element of harmony that just fucking made fireballs out of water>small panic from unfounded claims of water turning into fire mid-rain>twiggles losing her shit cause water's hydroflux is IMPOSSIBLE to morph into fire's phlogiston, but you did anyway
>>42935795>Made fireballs from water>Fireballs>WaterSWEETIE BELLE IS ACTUALLY HER STUDENT
I think anon would be tall but not an alicorn.
>>42937002>Anonmare has been a chubby filly the whole time
>>42935795>A whole lotta words that sound like alchemy>Anon remembers cultivation and body alchemy>Starts fucking around, making pills out of various substances>Is completely absent for Magical Mystery Cure>Until the very last scene>Enter: Anon and Trixie, now bewinged and coursing with whatever invisible cope magic defines an Earth Pony"Man, Twilight, I owe you an apology- working all night in a lead-shielded lab really does make you lose track of-">Twilicornication.mp3 (hot new single by the Red Hot Filly Peppers)>Look around>Rarity's shop is in view, and a total wreck>Sugarcube Corner is on fire, billowing flour>In the distance, one might hear the sounds of rioting at Sweet Apple Acres and Fluttershy's Shed"-The fuck happened here!?"
Where do (you) think Princess Anonmare come from?
>>42937483Either New Jersey, or Princess Celestia's vagina
>>42937519But who would her dad be
>>42934874You'd almost forget anonmare wasnt a cast member
>>42937545herselfanonmare is temporal ouroboros, she's her own fathershe fucks celly, celly gives birth to anonmareanonmare grows to adulthood, travels back in time and fucks celly
>>42937483Ponyville
>>42937002I love this so much, you're doing gods work drawfag!
>>42937548That's Trixie underwater, Anonmare tore a horn ligament and had to be injected with 80cc of liquid naptime>>42703993Oshit thread's at bump limit, I'd make a new one but last time we ended up having two
>>42937650can you make the new one?also I found it super weird that the mods allowed two anonmare threads yet I see that when other threads got a dupe thread it was usually deleted
>>42937650also don't worry about there being a second one, seems like the starlight glimmer flag person doesn't seem to use this board anymore as I haven't seen them in a long long while
>>42937662>>42937658NEW BREADNOT BREDHere we go >>42937813
>>42937815I think that is anthro, might have to make a new thread if the mods delete it due to the fingers on the controller
>>42703993This thread has been on the 'log for 4 different months. Congrats on not getting slid
