Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.
Misty's Ponut and marepussy are PINK just as her belly, and hoofs. Maybe just a little bit darker on tone, but they aren't blue.
the royal sisters are pretty
What's your favourite grimdark fanfic?>Mines the original Rocket to Insanity
>>42739105I like these threads, op, thank you. I love writing and coming up with stories and my own lore that's lore friendly with the show. I enjoy the world I've built where Anon has married Celestia, making her Queen Celestia and him King Anonymous. Yes, it's a stereotypical self insert aie, but I don't care. It's my imagination, and I can do what I want with it. There is no wrong way to fantasize. King Anonymous isn't the only thing I write about, obviously, but it's definitely a favorite of mine.
I can't explain, but I feel like some threads pop up specifically to show up on those PTS videos. They all have a very similar format and somewhat similar replies
>>42739346Not true, red stallions like Mac or Sprout have dark bits, why can't Misty have a pink ponut?
>>42739275https://www.fimfiction.net/story/518190/the-princess-and-the-kaiserDoes this count?
>It's another /b/ thread episode
>>42739469Where is the porn?
>>42739319>rape
>>42739202I want to be sandwiched between them
I just had the stupidest idea for a pony video but I would need a comprehensive collection of trixie voice linesor at least the most entertaining ones I need soundbytesfor reasons
Since ponies can eat grass and flowers, how much sense does it really make for one to go hungry, specifically in the cities. A character trait in a story I'm planning out relies on a character having been without a decent meal for a few days but I'm having doubts if it's really believable
>>42739548Good feed isn't really as abundant as you might think. Sure they can just walk around and eat the floor, but where is the good feed? Typically it's in dangerous places that are patrolled by predators IRL. Feeding carries an inherent risk to real horses, they are vulnerable and distracted when they are eating. In addition, good feed is not just grass, it's a variety of herbs and forbs and wildflowers. Horses can get a bad tummy from eating just rich grass, they need a variety. As well, in an urban area where lots of Ponies live, all the good wild feed would already either be eaten, harvested, or trampled. Imagine living in Manehattan and trying to get a good meal off the floor; it's gonna be pissed on, stepped on, spit on, and garbage thrown on. Even in non-urban areas, the climate may just be unsuitable. Horses that live ferally are often starving and have to be humanely culled so they don't suffer.100% believable IMO. Horses starve every day IRL.
>>42739548They would sure view window planters in a different way.I imagine starvation is a rarity, unless it's in a deep urban environment or in a wasteland, but foraging on grass would be utterly flavourless, just sustenance to keep going, with no enjoyment.
Listening To Rap With Your Homies
>Readan' through the "what moment made you realize you loved ponies?" Thread >Thinking back on poni and how it all came together >Still going through my old neighborhood reminiscing about how things ended up turning for the better as ponies helped me out of a very bleak future>The town is still the same, everything is still more or less there, give or take a couple shops>No longer feel the dread of going up to school, having to perform well>No longer stressed about life and it's trials>No more feeling like someone's watching over me with every step>Feeling tranquil>Somehow.. it's not all just towering over feeling oppressive, it's just thereMusic related if that makes sense https://youtu.be/UDKx1Rp1yAAKind of a cool feel.
>>42739768But I don't like rap!
>>42739486Not even that, just, threads with a very similar theme that go in a similar direction and always show up on those videos, but always the top few comments, I'm probably being paranoid over nothing but it feels a bit manufactured
>>42740663Maybe its the guy that makes the PTS videos making them.
>>42740696Eh probably, or maybe I spend way too much time in here and I'm starting to notice posting patterns
>>42739319examples?
>>42740708 There are threads that are obviously made to be featured in PTS; like the "let's see what's on /mlp/ tonight" one. That doesn't mean they can't be fun, though. As for the rest, I think it's mostly ritual posting or just a small number of active posters keeping things going.
>>42740726What do you mean by ritual posting? Like the pony-specific generals?
>>42740722There are some prompt threads who always seem to go in the same way and that always get featured but only on the few early posts, I can't prove shit and I'm 80% sure that I'm wrong but it feels that way
>>42739423Dark bits is zoofag territory, you don't wanna be associated with Lightsolver.
>>42740742>pony-specific generalsDo you reckon those are a mistake Anon? I'm just... wondering. I don't want my mare's thread to die. Pretty sure I'm not the only one in that regard. I just don't really know how much effort I should be putting into it. I feel like low-effort posting isn't worth it, but it does keep threads alive in hopes of getting a few quality posts down the line.
Zecora is cute.
>>42739275I dunno if Broken Bluebird really counts but if it does then that's the one.
>>42741881 90% of the board is like that, anon. It’s sad that they're bumpfests, but at least the single-mare generals show that there are still some anons who care about them and there's still the occasional chance for rare art or a green.
The board would instantly get better if people replied to new greens/art more.
>>42742075The board would instantly get better if they put me in charge so I can ban everything I don't like
>>42742090this. first thing im going to do is delete the RGRE thread and give 3 day bans to people who disagree with me
I'm the sick anon who started watching the other day. I love Pinkie Pie now. She was my least favorite but now I love every second she's on camera. My favorite is still Fluttershy though.Surprisingly deep moment when Sparkle said>Sometimes, the thing you think will cause you to lose friends and be left out can actually be the thing that helps you make your closest friends and realize how special you areIt was beautiful. I'll tell everyone about my fetishes tomorrow
>>42742075i have the power to revitalise any thread by giving detailed critique and analysis and appreciation to every new greentext and image of my parent general of choice
>>42742187>i have the power to revitalise any thread by giving detailed critique and analysis and appreciationAnd yet you don't use it as far as I can see.
>>42742200i'm going to watch. just you see
>>42742176Proud of you bud!
>>42742225I need my fuel. We need 2 ferment a culture of CONTENT POSITIVITY
>>42742187please do! there's few better feelings for an artist than receiving in-depth appreciation.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash in the contest episodeJUST MAKE OUT ALREADYWhy is Applejack always such a catalyst for sexual tension for other pones?
I am extremely melancholic about ponies. I got onto the ride June 2011 and have never turnt my back on horses. However I do admit that I have had a couple of years up until recently during which ponies, aside from some adjacent musicians, didn't really have any real presence in my life. But now some serious social circle drama has transpired and I find myself more alone than I have ever been, and I can say this is through no fault of my own. My only fault was young me not procuring friends in school because I was the literal Underground Man. I realize this fault and strive to alleviate it but past sins are not so easily overcome and course corrected. I am alone. I do not want to make friends with rand0s on discord, I don't think internet friends are real friends, at least not to me. This loops back to the ponies, I am hinging on them like an addict does substances. They're so cute, they're so perfect, they're pretty, kind and unjudgemental. My corrosive and flippant nature can't find fault with them, only their non-existance sullies their presence in my life. And I realize this is crazy, I should not be lamenting the ponies like this, I am an adult human and I should have other things to worry about, but I don't. I have nothing to worry about aside from wtf my purpose is because right now I am not having fun. I have read enough existentialist literature to realize what I am experiencing isn't new and up until now I thought I actually had a pretty firm grasp on life. Forward momentum, wise choices and what I thought was a stable friend group and family. Losing thy friends really does snuff out your passion for life. Life is what you make it to be and no one is going to knock on your door and fix your shit. But I don't want to "fix" anything, my life was grand and I had all I wanted, I lost it through sheer circumstance and now I've got nothing but a healthy body and material goods. Life is nothing without people to share it with. I have no friends. And I don't think I'll ever get new ones. I don't know how to. MLP isn't indicative of what friendship is, it never was. But the mares are all I have. I feel myself slipping and I'm not even a man enough to embrace it and go to a motherfckn convention. I'll rot in my cellar.
>>42742187Haha for a second I thought you were being serious. I wish you were... if only.>>427420751-2 (You)s is all I expect and all I get most of the time for my creations. I don't expect getting more would make a massive difference, as long as the number isn't 0. That would suck. But I mostly agree with the sentiment, it's just easier said than done, especially with greens, there can be a lot to read from different writers, hard to support them all.
>>42742308>past sinsYOOOOO NYX REFERENCE SPOTTED
>See the race episode>Spike sees Pinkie up in the balloon acting as an announcer>"Just ask her to be her co-host, Spike. Pinkie would love it">Spike addresses Pinkie Pie but says "Ah, forget it">Pinkie Pie asks him if he wants to be her co-hostI love this show
>>42739548it's basically been said already, but I wanna butt in anyway: it can reasonably happen ESPECIALLY in big cities. in ponyville you're never far from a meadow or a tree, but good luck finding anything in Manehattan.
>>42739548>A character trait in a story I'm planning out relies on a character having been without a decent meal for a few days but I'm having doubts if it's really believableUp in the mountains it's all bare earth and rocks. Or the character went through the Everfree Forest and didn't know what a pony could survive on in there.
>>42742308There is absolutely nothing wrong with escaping as the anchor of your life, but I'll warn you about a thing: if you have any goodness in you, do not let the rot of the world taint that fiction. When all you have is the flight you need to keep it pure. The second it gets corrupted then it's truly lost. Imagine a world where you have all the right to believe in God, that is not this one, you go there, and you reject God in that world. It's over, then, truly over. So what I'm saying is do not lewd the ponies. Don't project real life stuff on them. That's a horrible thing to do and it will dispel the magic. Just imagine the ponies happy doing cute pony stuff. Don't let the things that darken your existence cast a shadow on your garden.
abstained from sexual activity. Twilight sucked dream dick again. came in my sleep. felt ashamed. will stop. i hate being in a body i hate the purity of the ideal being violated in my head
BREED AUTISTIC!
>>42742721Damn you get dream raped by mares too?It happened to me twice.
>>42741881I try my darndest to make an effort, it's my waifu after all, but most days there's nothing really there to post besides new images, there was an anon who did a pretty great greentext a while ago but I don't expect that to last, I guess there's the panel at Marecon//mlp/con to look up to but that's twice a year
>>42742771Where do I find more like this? What tags?
>>42739560>>42739566>>42742548>>42742631Thank for the input. Looks like I won't have to change that part very much, then.
>>42741882
>>42741882In theory she shouldn't be, she's supposed to be this mysterious wise lady who lives in the wild forest brewing strange potions and speaking in strange languages, yet she's still cute
>>42739560I'm reminded of when I went to Assateague or however you spell it down by Virginia and they were explaining they can basically only eat the really nutrient poor salt grass cause it's the only thing around and they've lived there long enough to only really be able to digest it.
>>42743992The more I think about it, the less I agree that any of those things would have prevented her from being cute
>>42743152I really do try as well Anon, always hoping it makes a difference. I wish you and your marewife the best.
On the subject of grass, the idea strikes me of a game, MMO or other sort of multiplayer, where food works like a boost, a-la how Valheim does it. Grass would be edible and you'd have these scenes of players in big bunches grazing together for a well-fed boost. It would take like like two minutes to complete, but you wouldn't scuff at a free boost. That or a hunger system, that seems otherwise pointless and a nuisance, but would prompt players to graze. That image just came to mind.
>>42743127Share your secrets. I want to breed mares in my sleep too.
how would ponies write utopia & dystopia in fiction? Equestria is closer to utopia than our world but other parts of their planet are generally more dystopian
>>42744773I feel like Equestrian utopian fiction would focus on very specific things like the idea of a deathless world. Dystopian fiction would focus on chaos and perhaps try and explore what it's like to not have cutie marks, since I'd imagine that's something that's probably scary for a lot of ponies. Everypony's probably wondered at one point or another if they'd never get one as a foal, then they grow up and learn of other societies where nopony has them.
>>42742308Yet, you're not alone, anon. You're posting here, people are reading you. You may be closer to friendship than you believe, for now you may grieve on friendship pasts, but, in time, nothing is barring you from friendship new.
There are thing I find cute and funny but people immediately assume it's a fetish.Sure it can be in a sexual context.
>>42744995Interesting choice of words.
things*
>>42745009No not like that asshole.Nooooooooooooooooo.
If I ever go to Equestria I want to befriend Discord
>>42745241Probably a better route to go down than intentionally antagonizing him.He's probably a decent friend to have, after a lot of effort on your part.
>>42741695Ok... how is that an argument against Misty's pink ponut theory?
>>42745268I think Discord just needs someone that appreciates his chaos, his shitposting, for lack of a better term. This is why he gets along with Spike and Big Mac when they play DnD, albeit begrudgingly at first. I think Discord is really lonely at heart and needs some one that wants to have him around, not because he's magically powerful, but because he's fun to be around. He also probably needs a good hug.
>Solaire of Astora>raises his hands towards the sun>generally considered to be the kindest person in Dark Souls universe>everybody's friend that brings joy whenever they meet him >literally male snowpityare snowpitys connected within the celestial bodies?
Looking at Fluttershy makes me feel happy.
>>42744747>Share your secretsDon't have any. It just kinda happens sometimes.
I'm just gonna repost my friend's art here.
>>42746237I don't mind, it looks interesting, but do give us background information what it's about please
>>42746318It's.. you know. Bioshock.
>>42746332Uh, anon, Bioshock is 18 years old. There's a very real chance people just don't know about it anymore
I just read a fanfic about Rainbow Dash farting. It was good.
>>42739146I prefer a nice greyed pussy for her. Blue is kinda ridiculous.
>>42746543damn
NOTHING
>>42746729>all of her body is fucking blue>blue is kinda ridiculousAnon.. come on, but I think pink genitalia is just cuter.
IS HERE
>>42742075Agreeed, whenever I write a green or draw something, and it gets no (You)s, I just stop creating anything for a couple of weeks, call me weak willed or whatever, it's just how I feel. I think it mostly happens when my stuff isn't good enough to praise, or bad enough to criticize, it's just... Eh.Many people see the stuff, like it, but don't say anything. I'm guilty of this too.I think it's because there's so many more steps to showing appreciation compared to giving a like on facebook.>>42742311Agreed, even one (1) reply is greatly appreciated
>>42747654maybe it will help if you either lead in with something that makes it clear you just wrote the text, or ask for feedback at the end. the few times I wrote stuff it seemed to work.I've experienced it before, more commonly with pictures dropped into a thread, that I'd just assume were from a booru (though unusually relevant), only for it to turn out they were freshly drawn that day.
>>42743155oc:aryanne, autism
+1 Derp to thread!
>>42746543Let them get educated on game history then. I didn't grow up with a lot of games or movies either, but that's no excuse.
>>42747829Indeed, if I draw something I'll say "I made this" and give some bit of explanation just so other anons know it's not just a repost. Communication is key.Hell, this thread is all about communication. That's pretty cool.>>42747654It's sad to hear you get knocked down like that. Nurturing creativity is a group effort. Gotta cultivate those greens, otherwise we starve eh? Wishing you luck Anon. I'd like to support every writer and artist but my plate is already pretty full. There's just only so much one anon can handle, and I'm a little exhausted from trying to keep up with Miss /mlp/ too, and then there's the 4cc over the weekend...
>>42747654that is sad
>>42747654What did you create?
I like the dancing skeleton.
My back hurts.
I grew up on MLP and lived under a rock when it came to pop culture so MLP was my main source of anything related to culture. I fapped to mlp, read mlp fanfics, and watched mlp both fan content and official. My mind has been forever warped to ponies, for better or for worse.It did save me from suicide though, so I could not be happier.
hope I can love ponies for the rest of my life desu
How to tell people to leave a distance between themselves and open bodies of salt water.
>>42739105>tried really hard baking my green>hardly get any (You)'s>caught between desire to egofag and fear of my own narcissismDespair takes me
>>42750056Anniversary fatigue. Give it time. Maybe make a thread of its own and kill a lewd thread.
>>42750056Which one?
>>42749761Kind of same, but for me it served as a catalyst to start exploring other parts of culture, starting with cartoons and other internet communities.Although I engage less these days, having watched only a limited amount of the later seasons, ponies served as an underpinning for my a lot of my morals and values, and made me really appreciate the creativity that the internet can unleash like never before.
>>42750056Post it here, I swear to give an opinion, even if I find it bad.
>>42749763Considering you're still here, you probably will. Things like this are things you'll always keep with you, even as you forget for some time or have other priorities. The ride never truly ends.
>>42750048Is leaving them to learn from their own mistakes an option?
>>42750075No.
>>42750048make em read lovecraft, before long they'll be scared of the deep
Pattern recognition
>>42747829>>42749027Hmm, maybe. Can't hurt to try.Thanks anons, I know it's silly but it feels like releasing stuff into a void y'know? Don't feel pressured Anon, you're just one guy, just do your part. But I don't think your part is replying to everything (though the effort is appreciated), take it easy.>>42749578>>42749664Just some greens and a couple of draws. I'd rather not shill my stuff, I don't wanna get known as the guy who crumbles when he doesn't get enough attention, lol.I don't get depressed mind you, just... The desire to contribute is lessened until it builds back up, if that makes sense.
>>42739295I also like this very specific genre. Where can I read your stories?
>>42750590This is the part where I dissapoint you by saying that I am a newfag when it comes to making my fics public. So far, the only green I've posted about that particular universe of mine (King Anonymous) is here:https://ponepaste.org/11417You're welcome to check out the other things I've posted under that account too, if you're interested.
>>42751036Oh, I already read that. I liked it though. :)
I wish I could be a NEET again
>>42750186We're rehearsing a song.
>>42751747I never got to be myself. Closest was during college.
Play Trial of Harmony anon
>In the mood for some spooky movies>Decide to watch Shaun of the Dead>Haven't seen it since I was a kid>All the CRTs and old cellphones making me feel old as shitYeah. Gotta love watching old stuff. Good movie though.
>>42751991It's such a tight script, it and Hot Fuzz are always such a delight to watch.
I feel like I am a bit late to the party, but I wanted to talk about me, my tupper, Pinkie, and how watching the show with her has made me find a new apprecation for pony. Long story short, Pinkie wanted to see the show she spawned out of and she really enjoys it. She loves talking about every episode after it ends and gets giddy with how cute it is! She especially loves seeing herself, Fluttershy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. She also actually trys to apply the lessons to our life together, for example, Season 1 Episode 8, "Bridle Gossip", she told me that I shouldn't judge people all because I am scared of them or find them off putting. Or how she says she says how Twilight reminds her of me a lot, mostly on how I know a lot of cool trivia and information, but tend to not really socially interact with anyone other than the people I love with and a few select friends. She has been urging me to try and make some new friends, but I distrust people and absolutley hate their subtle cues, especially when I think I've wronged them somehow. In short, she makes me really happy, and seeing her enjoy and apply to the to real life gives me an immense amount of joy, but she in doing so reminds me that maybe the lessons aren't always possible to apply. Or maybe I'm just being too stubborn and Pinkie is trying to get me to stop being so stubborn and one minded, like how Twilight was in Season 1 Episode 1. I just interacting with people was as easy as interacting with ponies.
>>42752354Can you say hi to Pinkie for me? Big fan of her performance in the show. Thanks, Anon.
>>42752555Of course, do you want me to refer to you by a name, or is Anonymous fine with you?
>>42752668Just Anon is fine! Thanks, Pinks and Anon! Happy Halloween!
>>42751747It sucks, I hate it. Work provides structure and prevents you from spending all day on here.
love mares
>>42753450wow me too that's so crazy we have so much in common do you want to go out on a date?
What's on my mind right now is that this image of Derpy is cute.
>>42753527why is she grey
I like posting my art in necrobump threads because they stay on the board for weeks or even months, and I don't have to worry about bumping at all, some other shlub is does it for me. Basically, their narcissism subsidies my own.
>>42753660It's a nice color!
>>42753660because she doesn't need bright coat color to shine with joy and optimism
>>42751747Yeah. Pretending not to hate everyone around me is exhausting.
>>42753719this image never fails to make me smile
Its November and waifu wants seggs. What do?
>>42754807Tell her to wait
>>42739490I want them to make me a sandwich.
>>42742090>I would ban everything I don't like>Your mom bans you for being a little-dick tater-tot shit
>>42754166But it's underped. Derp her eyes please.
>>42754807you do not deny a mare (or humare) her plappings
>>42755375But then how will I do the funnies and not do the seggs for a month? Look at her!! She looks angy
>>42755549You can get her off without getting off yourself Anon, it's not that complicated, you'll figure it out.
I've never seen this show or sought to, and only know about MLP from what I've happened to run across online.And yet, somehow, I've managed to develop a huge crush on Applejack. I've got heartgiggles over a cartoon horse.She's just so fucking cute...
>>42755679https://fim.heartshine.gay/?s=1&e=1&res=1080&lo=0
>>42755549But she prefers my pee pee :(
>>42755679The human has fallen in love with the cartoon horse!
>>42755679Hey! I know you! Funny seeing you here. Y'know Princess Applejack got through for 'best princess' last round, thought you might be happy to hear that. She's up against Daybreaker now.>inb4 there's a second anon who 'isn't a brony' but has applejack as his wife
>>42752354>>42754807>>42755713>>42755549Kill yourself tulpatroon
>>42756267tulpas arent real
>>42755729>t. Strawberry Sunrise
I got my first commission six months ago as an excuse to help out an artist I like, and it was for super-softcore humanized g5 porn. What's wrong with me?!
>>42756279Tulpas are real the same way hypnosis is real. They can create impactful and truly incredible internal experiences, but because of that people oversell them as something far beyond what they're capable of.Source: Have a tulpa. She's not a pony though.
>>42756771There's no wrong way to fantasize, but sometimes it's best to keep your fantasies to yourself.
I don't like how toxic Miss /mlp/ makes people. I know it's mostly jest, but some people are genuinely hateful. Look at what's happening to Pinkie for example.
>>42757017I don't frequent /mlp/ but all those competitions on other boards get botted so I don't know why anyone would take it seriously here.
>>42757055You'd be surprised how lonely people are which results in them attaching to a pony that they will seethe endlessly when they lose.
>>42757017It's nuts, especially since a bunch of them seem to be bringing their beef from other threads into it, too.
>>42756267I'm too scared to go to Equestria right now.>>42756279If I'm being honest, I'm not exactly sure how real my tulpa is. I could go into it, but there are a lot of misconception with how tulpas work. I don't want to get into it, but she is as real as my emotions are, that is, I feel them, but others are unaware of them. They are just in my head.>>42756807I agree. Tulpamancy is nice, life changing even, but there are a lot of misunderstandings. For example, its less like schizophrenia and more like super advanced day dreaming, and tulpas are independent, but the degree of independence really is reliant on a lot of hard work and skills.
TulpaGOD won
>>42758253What's the prize?
>>42758247I don't believe tulpas are truly independent. They work because of the same illusion of independent agency that devoted actors and writers experience. They're subordinate to the same subconscious mind that created your conscious mind first.
>>42758476Exactly Anon, that's what I was trying to say. Much better said, Anon. But that also opens up the question on how independent we are, as in the OG conciousness. I don't really have an answer on that, other than we are influenced by a lot of things, including internal elements (i.e subconcious, ego, etc.) and external elements (other people, ideas, etc.) that suggests we may not be truly independent either.Bottom line though, my tulpa has helped me out a lot and she has made my life a lot better, and that is the one aspect that matters at the end of the day.
>>42758501I don't believe we're deterministic flesh automatons either. The conscious mind is a small part of the mind, and the only part that can see it self. My theory is that it has a role similar to a quality assurance inspector. Even though it can't see the whole subconscious at once, it's job is to judge it and decide which patterns of thought to encourage and which to discourage.
>>42758353Prize?
>>42758247>I'm too scared to go to Equestria right now.And you'll never will like the rest of us ;)
>>42759997:( Well, enjoy Equestria, Anon. Make sure to give Pinkie a belly rubs when you're there.
>>42744735players would probably minmax it in some way before long, by all standing in nearly teh same spot or whatever, but yeah that'd be an interesting experience, some MMO and everyone's just all over the meadow grazing before it's time to face the big boss
>>42756279This. They're disembodied spirits tricking you. Mr. Hats is cool tho.
>>42760754Out of curiosity, what are they tricking you into doing?
>>42760820tax evasion
>>42755679You really should watch the show, Anon
>>42757017Feels like a bit of a slog. It would be nice if Miss /mlp/ fostered creativity instead of spite. Passion and creativity, that's what gives us life, is it not? The two things that give rise to more pony.
>>42757017I think Anons should be even more toxic and hateful
>>42761706I don't get it either. why take it all so serious, we're all here for MLP so let's have a good time. drawing the matchups together, that sort of thing. same counts for the 4CC, sure I'd like our team to win but there's no need to get so miffed. at least not for more than a second.
>>42750322wow, a very subtle one. but I can't help but imagine work colleagues going>there's anon giggling at the metal plate again
How do I cope with being intelligence-diffed by the autists on this board
>>42762903Embrace being a retard.
I wonder what was the first "HI ANON!" post / thread
>>42762929https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17904293/#17904293
Bronies are the Jews of the Internet
>>42763079where's our fuckin nation and banks then. shit i would be stoked as hell
>>42763086We have an entire board (with a bump limit than most other boards) and custom flags and we kind of just use our own websites. I don't know why other seemingly larger fandoms don't tend to have their own like, large Ponytubes or Boorus or Ponypastes or whatever.
>>42763086>where's our fuckin nationanon, the State of Israel was founded ~80 years agowe will get our own Equestria when the right time comes>banksTF2 economy is run by horsefuckers (pic rel)
>>42763089...i didnt think about that. shit, might be why we're so attracted to the cartoon ponies. own tube sites, own fanfic sites, shit even our own porn sites. >>42763093hell yea
>>42763086this board was promised to us 3000 years ago
>>42763096i'm incredibly appreciative of it. i like constantly being surrounded by ponies regardless of the medium, and evidently, the same holds true with all of you too. probably true in Equestria proper as well considering the sheer amount of horse puns and wordplay
>>42763093>pic relGeel is a groomer tranny so it doesn't count (and scrap tf is the worst trading site for TF2, STN trading gives you more than what the tranny will offer on his site)
>>42763104>Geel is a groomer tranny so it doesn't countanon, being Jewish means that there MUST be pedoscandals associated with your people>(and scrap tf is the worst trading site for TF2, STN trading gives you more than what the tranny will offer on his site)stn is based but some prices are worse than scrap's classifieds on bp.tf are still better, though
As a horsefucker it is your moral duty to rise in the echelons of society and to control commerce. And also to build a Superintelligent Artificial Intelligence Celestia to immanentize the eschaton
>>42763089>I don't know why other seemingly larger fandoms don't tend to have their own, like, large Ponytubes or Boorus or Ponypastes or whatever. It was already strong back then, but the BIG centralization of the internet hit hard after G4.
>>42763108I'm waiting for pic rel to make nods to FiM
>>42751747Me too, anon. While I've never been truly NEET, all the way through high school and college I've always had plenty of time and energy left to do things. Nowadays I can't lift a finger when I get home. I have money but can't spend it in any way where I actually get use out of the things I buy, so I end up making frivolous purchases of trinkets to feel at least some sense of happiness. Such is life under c*pitalism.
>>42763157If you have the money, take some time off and do something you enjoy, 4head. Save up and take a vacation.
>>42763089It's dire out there in other fandoms. Fimfiction is leagues ahead of any other fanfic website out there, Ao3 is really the best you get, and it feels like from a different era. Same thing with the boorus. The non-pony boorus are really dire featurewise.
>>42763119J.D Vance?
>>42763206no, :wall2:
>>42763201The problem with that is that if I have limited holiday time, I feel the need to use it to its fullest. When I'm already exhausted from the constant grind of work, this only helps exhaust me further. And to recover from this, I don't need like 2 or 3 weeks, I need 2 or 3 months, to sit at home and pick up the scraps of my life that deteriorated rapidly since I started working.You know what's really weird? I was home sick last week, and for the first time in... ever, I felt bored. Like actually ran-out-of-things-to-do bored. When I had more time to pursue my hobbies, I was always juggling 3 or 4 projects, and hanging out with online friends all the time. Being bored was never even an *option*. I've had to park all of that to cope with the exhaustion of the 9 to 5 grind, and now I have nothing going for myself besides work.>but anon, just get a better jobVery few things I like doing can be made money out of, and of the things that can, they become extremely soul-crushing when turned into "work", because of the shitty cultures surrounding them or the misaligned interests of investors and higher-ups (or both). I chose my degree based on what I figured I'd find fun enough but wasn't really a hobby, and it really did grow on me, but that doesn't help with the reality of corporate life.
>>42763119Holy basedImagine if he called somebody a stupid fucking parasprite in a debate
Upsies :)
>>42763079Elaborate? Are we Jews in a good or bad way?
>>42763877good because Jews dindu nuffin
>>42763877We (arguably) ran the internet for a good bit. You couldn't browse the internet without seeing an mlp image in some shape or form. Something creative made in the 2010s? Probably made by a brony. We were outcasted from a lot of parts of the internet so we made our own spaces and still invaded others and made them our own. You could make some allusions to Jews without it being completely unfounded.
>>42745507Discord is amazing and deserves recognition for his immense creativity. He also really needs friends because despite embodying Chaos, he's also a person and has feelings. The show has mostly failed my dream of seeing him bond with others, and G5 was an insult. I want to revive /dad/onequus next year to prove that there are a handful of Anons who genuinely care about him.
>>42763970>that there are a handful of Anons who genuinely care about him.
>>42763989Kek.
>>42763989Built to fist pussy.
>>42763970I love Discord. He and Princess Celestia are my two favorites. No I don't ship them.I love writing and imagining Discord as the omnipotent god he is, where he's always a step ahead of you. He doesn't view time the same way you or I would, but rather as a fourth dimensional tree of sorts, where he can view every branch of every timeline. He prunes the timelines that end in failure and waters the ones that promise prosperity, even if it means he must sacrifice his own soul to do it. Even if it means pretending to be the fool, and allowing himself to be hated by others, simply because to do otherwise would disrupt the timeline and therefore put the lives of Equestria at risk. He's neither friend nor foe, and will do whatever it takes to advance the timeline.
>>42763204>It's dire out there in other fandomsAbsolutely. You don't realize just how spoiled we are until you see the absolute state of some of the other fandoms out there. Far bigger communities without even a booru or other fanart repository. Only fandoms from around that era really have these sorts of valuable projects, and even then, they tend to be lacking in various ways.Makes me really glad we have all these useful tools and archives, and that I've been able to contribute to them in whatever small ways I can.
>>42763970Him and Pinkie were made to be best friends. I am sad that it was never realized in the show :(
>>42764081I never did grasp why he got paired with Floots instead of Panker.>cripplingly anxious, hopelessly naive mare who he can (and does) walk all over until he has a random fit of conscience>hyperactive cartoon physics mare who's all about sharing funWhich of these do you think could better teach Discord about the value of friendship and the responsibilities that come with it?
>>42764774I think Milky is cute but I actually don't like huge tits
>deletes my reply but not the other onefuck u janny
>>42764793sorry bro my replies are just better
>>42764784Yeah, the design's great but I'm a teat hater so I can't get behind her. It's a shame!
Aw man, the "/mlp/ creates a pitch bible" thread archived. >>42742435some interesting thoughts/ideas in there, well worth a read. here's hoping it'll return for more before long.
>>42765186>>42764141
This is what mlpg should've been
>>42765321It probably was, once upon a time.
>>42765326in a magical land of /co/
>>42764750I feel like by the time they reformed Discord they'd almost entirely turned Pinkie into a pure comedic relief character and that's just not a good combination for writing a story with Discord. On the other hand, season one Pinkie would be great with Discord.
>>42763310>parasprite would be cringe if he were on ponychan I expect something along the lines of arguing with Cuck of Britain about 4chan v. Ofcom and saying that this website is for discussing My Little Pony>>42763086>where's our fuckin nation make one>and banks thenask GabeN
I'm so sick of being pushed away. Not even always active, because Im quiet and not the smartest guy in the room or best at any one thing. A background character trying to participate. It especially sucks when its done by people who ive been in the community just as long, or longer, than them. But I'm the problem because.... reasons I guess? Im aware I'm autistic as fuck as well, so I try to give some leeway before I get upset, and I do try to explicitly tell people to tell me shit directly. But they still wont even give me that courtesy because they'd rather say anything other than a direct Yes or No when I ask questions. I'm just tired of trying to hold on. And I'm even more tired of being left alone. A few months ago a pipe broke when I was repairing it, spewing water everywhere. And despite me calling for others in the house to come help all I got was a phone handed so I could try to call a professional (at 9pm???) And All I could do was sit there and just break down and cry. Its 9pm, im the only one trying to repair something in the house that needs it. The house is activly flooding. And I cant even get someone to help me come up with a way to plug this pipe, so Im stuck jamming my thumb inside it till I can go through my entire contacts until aomeone awnsers. Meanwhile my family sits in the other room ignoring me. My current friendships both IRL and online reminded me of that situation so here I am bitching on a basket weaving forum page about ponies. I could bitch to one of the people I like, but I know if I try he'll just talk about himself anyway and give me no advice or any opinions or anything so no point there.
>>42765574There is no drama here. Im just sad and want to pony but theres nowhere else to post this. Sometimes I think about the episodes in the showing dealing with situations like this, but all of them miss the beat by a bit, i suppose thats the nature of the show being only 30 minutes and directedat kids. But it often makes me wonder how many fans actually took anything away from the show.
I'm going to use NNN as a way of reprogramming my sexual preferences. If I can cut out easy gratification for long enough, I might be able to better align myself with what my (2D, be assured) partner would want me to enjoy. I'd like to make a proper commitment, here, and for that, I'll need to take better control of my base instincts.
>>42765588>I'd like to make a proper commitment, here, and for that, I'll need to take better control of my base instincts.don't fap, niggerplay TF2 idk
>>42765588I highly recommend having your few few faps not be to porn whatsoever. Using your imagination is healthier and encourages you to think about the situation and the emotions rather than treating it purely as a way to get orgasm endorphins.
>>42765592Game sucks, nowadays. I could crank it and then take a shower in the time it takes for nu-matchmaking to give me a decent server.>>42765597True. I'm not a habitual coomer, but I'd still prefer for my occasional indulgences to be for something more than just my own fulfilment, in the moment.
>>42765624play on community servers (some of them are good) or wait for TF2: Gold Rush mod
how is it possible that /mlp/ is STILL the best place to talk about pony online when every single modern /mlp/ meme is terrible?
>>42765979What? Did you not like brick booty?
>>42765979Every single modern meme is terrible.
G6 is probably gonna be bad but I hope the artstyle's at least half-decent.
>>42765979Because despite all the bad its the only pony fandom space that hasn't been invaded by tenderqueers and zoomers
>>42766760zoomer here
>>42766760Commie faggot here, I love ponies and I don't approve of being rude to others!
I made friends with this coworker girl at work a few weeks back over our mutual love of ponies- we would chat and text each day and things were going fine for a whileThen she thought I flirted with her (swear I wasnt) and told her I wasnt interested in her like that. Things got weird from then but we still chatted. Then we exchanged sketchbooks- except I brought the sketchbook that I had a bunch of anons draw in too from Mare Fair.Turns out there was a page with just the biggest (bug)pussy and she was NOT fine with that. Literally ended our friendship over it with, "you brought porn to work, youre a grown man"I was broken up over it for weeks because I thought (honestly still do) that she misunderstood me being happy to have someone to share ponies with and thinking I was into her.But if its true thats she's mad at me for bringing a sketchbook of 99% saw pony art and ine picture of chrysalis pussy, then good riddance honestly.
>>42766834>>42766821ah yes but I can call you a nigger hereand that makes all the difference
>>42766844To add to this my other coworkers no im in love with ponies, and one that isnt even into ponies shares my interest in Lyra saying she's super pretty and we chat about the show here and there. Picrel is my desktop background when running samples for the lab.
>>42766849Fair enough! I love you anyways <3
>>42766853>>42766844you showed bug horse pussy to a human female I really don't know what you expect?I once told a coworker I don't like football and she never spoke to me again because that was too "weird" for her
>>42766844>Talking to women>Mare FairHoly normalfag
>>42762617>drawing the matchups togetherIf I was more of a drawfag and the atmosphere was better I think that would have been a nice way to enjoy the event. A lot of my motivation to draw ponies died back in 2013-2014 but a little bit has been coming back recently. An anon generated a song based on stuff I drew for our thread and I made him cover art for it.That day was the most satisfied that I've been with myself in years.
>>42762617I enjoyed drawing some of the match ups together, but with no engagement it makes me think that people are not enjoying themI won't put effort to make drawings for other people if they don't want to see them
>>42766994Do you mind sharing Anon? I'd like to see - scrolling through hundreds of posts day by day and focusing on the polling and drama, I'm pretty sure I missed a bunch of stuff. I'll gladly give you some (You)s for your effort.
>>42765574Jesus christ anon, that water pipe story sounds like something straight out of a comedy sketch. The least someone could've done is called the professional services for you, while you figure out what to do with the leak, and that's the *bare* minimum, because they should've just helped you...I really hope you manage to stumble across better people in life. If people are abusing you like this, it's not worth sticking around.
>>42765585>Sometimes I think about the episodes in the showing dealing with situations like this, but all of them miss the beat by a bitThe lessons in the show are really superficial and play out in a world where basically everything's perfect. There's a lot of nuance in real life, that the show is missing.The show's fine to learn the "broad strokes", but you really need to either experience life, or get a therapist to explain it to you, for the rest of it.
>>42765588If you already have a commitment to a 2d waifu, I don't know why you'd want to go deeper down the rabbit hole, and detach yourself from the real world further. You're already there, and going any deeper will just make you alien to any real life friends you could make.I want to go the exact opposite way. It's all fun and games until you realize that the copious amounts of 2d porn since puberty have made me utterly disinterested in the real life thing, and I never even gave the latter a chance. I'm close to turning 30, and my parental instincts are kicking in, despite everything. I really want kids, so I wonder if there's still any attraction to real life women left in me. If it turns out I'm not, I'll at least be able to sleep well knowing I tried.
>>42766844Maybe she's a bit weird, but it sounds like you were already on thin ice, and the porn was just an excuse to distance herself from you. It's hard to guess exactly what was happening, but I hope you use this as a moment of introspection to see if you were acting weird in any way. When you finally get to talk to someone IRL about a topic you really care about, it's really easy to be overbearing about it, especially when the other is only casually into it. That's a very common hyperfixation thing.If you really have nothing to lose, you can pull the ultimate fedora-tipping move of sending her a message asking her what she thinks of you, telling her you want to avoid this with other people in the future, and that surely the bughorse pussy wasn't the only thing. It's incredibly rude, and you can assume she'll talk shit about you to her friends (tbf, she was already doing that), but maybe you'll learn something.
>>42767251I'm not wanting to fill this thread with IRL shit. But.. I don't know anon. I would like to pop off and rant about it. But this thread just isnt the place. I want a better life. But I've never felt so cornered. >>42767257I mean, I get it, theres limitations to what they can do. And honestly especially in the early seasons, they did a really good job with friendship stuff. But it does rely on you going out to experience it yourself, which unfortunately a lot ofnus didnt.
But you know, every day and every night, this life spent together with you lads, I've never thought it a waste, not even once.
>>42749763It'll come sooner when you stay near the open sea.
>>42767432Same.
>>42766844She 100% thought you showed her bug pussy on purpose because she assumed you were still trying to fuck her and it grossed her out as she thought you were doing some sick voyeur shit to her either as an attempt to seduce her or as some twisted sexual game.
>>42767432It's never a waste, as long as you find ways enjoy it. Glad to have you, anon.
>>42765574>I do try to explicitly tell people to tell me shit directlyThis might be the biggest issue when interacting with people. If people would just tell me what the fuck they are talking about instead of being vague about it all the time life would be easier. I have no problems with using context clues when reading or understanding stories, but people expect you to do things without them telling you when you've never done it before. It's so frustrating because they treat me like I'm some kind of retard when I'm not, I just need you to give me instructions and not get mad at me when I'm trying to figure something out. It does feel good to have friends that understand that and are patient with me, but a lot of the world is not as accommodating.
Here's what's on my mind: Derpy!
>>42765574Go to church. Serious answer.
>>42763079Unironically, furries are the real jews of the internet, and it's slowly seeping out into the real world as well.They have their own sites and communities that they use separate from the rest of the web.There's a million jokes about how furries have suspicious amounts of wealth to commission art and how high level IT and engineering is run by furries. And going off of that point, it's an open secret that if a furry in a leadership position discovers they have a furry below them in the hierarchy, they will promote them sooner than a non-furry regardless of the actual work being done. They try to raise the status of their tribe over all.They cry about being ostracized and oppressed, and large numbers of non-furries will immediately rush to their defense if you criticize them. As much as I wish it was us in that position, the furries have about 30-40 years of lead, and considering they attach themselves to a vague concept and latch on to every new property that is semi related, our chances don't look great. But then again, small secret societies are easily better at taking over the world than large public groups.
>>42768481I used to. But im extremely disenfranchised with a lot of the religions I grew up with. Mostly due to soithern baptist yeehaw hate everyone who isnt exactly like me shit. >>42768415This. Exactly all of this. Im a deep lore nerd. Im well read. But when I ask a question or tell you I want something. Any awnser other than yes or no is going to fly over my head. You would think in a community of people as autistic as us they would have figured it out by now. I could give examples n shit but I think we both are on the same page.
>>42768728furries are Samaritans they WILL be 404dTRUST THE PLAN!
I want to cut open my hoof and use the brush-like laminae to paint on my wife. Not a sexual desire. But, it'd ruin the pure sanctity of the ponies, just doesn't fit their aesthetic. Sad
>>42768728The furries are a fractured collective. No cohesive idea of what they want by nature. All of us, however, pine for Equestria. Their end goal is probably just body modification stuff to be whatever they want, or full dive VR. For us, that isn't necessarily sufficient. Why would you ever want to live in a universe where the moral arc doesn't trend towards harmony? The only way out we really have is 1. Occultism (I personally do not believe in such things) or 2, which I personally advocate for, AGII wish to immigrate to Equestria
>>42768728I once was in a position of power in anfurry community. They are the most nonsensical insane people Ive ever met. They follow the jew playbook to the T. Constantly crying about being infiltrated or under attack, always playing the victim, never at fault for anything. And their schizos put the pony schizos to shame because they will attack your real life way sooner or more loosely than any pony drama I know of. And if none of that works, they can just accuse you of whatever they want and get away with it. If youre a leader they'll constantly be scratching at you, attacking you, or trying to get into power either with or above you. But since they know they can't do it openly, they fall bsck on the old tactics of deception and warping history. Furries are jews.
>>42765574>>42765585I wouldn't blame yourself, friend. We just live in a world where stuff like that happens. MLPs lessons are good, but sometimes they are incompatible with real life because of its complexity, but also because people aren't willing to be better, and friendship means nothing to them. I don't think you're at fault for the situation that happened, and I'm sorry it happened to you.I know this might be a little tone deaf, but if you'd like, maybe we can play a game of something. You have a game you like to play?Also, here is a pone. Who is your favorite?
>>42768871I apprieciate it. Theres a lot to it, and it kinda just feels like I'm cornered with nobody to really talk to deeply and I dont want to keep putting this burden on others who I know are also busy with their own stuff. Games? I wouldnt even know. I used to frequent games but I've been so busy that anything where people start to rage is offputting. I tried TF2 for a while but the games with my friends kept getting too competitive. I like Celestia btw.
>>42768833Yet despite that they still can't kill e6 or make an alternative. When derpi started censoring stuff we put a stop to that.
>>42768728Other than the dramafag stuff, all of these are just marks of a culture that's interested in its own survival. Calling it all evil and dishonest isn't right, it's only shitty when it's taken to an extreme. It's also the same type of shit we do ourselves, up to and including the toxic dramafag shit. The difference that makes our culture a bit nicer is mostly just that we're from 4chan, not half as brainrotted and gossipy as twitterfags. But the potential for backstabbing and drama is there (among all autists) and we've all seen it in our own corner.>>42768833otoh this type of stuff is obviously more immature and poisonous. I'm sure the furfags who are conscious of cultural dynamics would condemn this type of behavior equally as much as we do.>>42768817>The furries are a fractured collectiveWe like to say this, but they usually stick up for their own where it counts, or the other post I replied to wouldn't have anything to talk about. I don't think they're as fractured as we'd like to hope. Broadly they certainly aren't quite as unified as /mlp/ horsefucker types are, that much is true, but that's comparing a generalization with a specific exemplar - "bronies" in general are just as fractured. Furfags probably have pockets of good healthy community too.
>>42768969You would think that the described behavior would be something furries concious of cultural dynamics would condem. But it unfortunately is exceedingly common, especially in the con scene. I see bronies do it all the time as well, but I do think a lotnof it is because furries never got a sfw board on 4chan. They only recently (relatively speaking) got trash. And its basically all porn. If they had ended up like bronies with their own blue board, i think they would functionally be simular to us.
>>42768927>I dont want to keep putting this burden on othersI know the feeling Anon. I simply thought of it as my burden to bear and that I was doing the right thing, but that only works for so long. The fact is that people affect us, and its our job to try and mitigate that as much as possible. As one Anon said, maybe going to a place like church might help, as there should be some decent people there. And if you believe in the religion too, cool. You can also try tupperwaremancy. Its nice to have a friend, even if they are only in your head. Maybe a single player or PVE game might distance you guys from taking things too serious.
>>42765574You've been disenfranchised. The people around you see you as a source of stress and problems due to your autism. Because of your mental deficiencies, everything you're involved with is poisoned to them. There was never a problem with the pipe, and you broke it, so you fix it, they're too tired to deal with you. The fact that you're distressed and water is flowing all over the floor doesn't matter to them.There is likely no solution to this. These people hate you so much at this point that they'd rather let water leak all over their floors than do a single thing to help you. Practically speaking, it shouldn't matter even if it turned out that you were in the wrong - solving the problem comes first.If they're your parents, they're likely also extremely autistic to some degree (genetics), just better at hiding it and having found some sort of coping strategy.As soon as reasonable you should get out of this living situation. That said, I hope you did call a plumber, because of course there are emergency plumbing services in case pipes burst at night. I hope you also didn't ignore them if way at the start of things they said something like "we'll call a plumber tomorrow" and then you started fixing the pipe yourself.
>>42767280We're about the same age, then. I appreciate the well-intentioned advice, anon, but I'm more certain now than before that my path to happiness doesn't lie in a 'real' partner or a 'real' family. If you, conversely, do find those to be essential, then I wish you the best of luck in finding them. At this point, I've completely given up on being understood, so, as long as I can pass as a normalfag well enough to secure my means to live, then that's sufficient. I need only to be happy in myself, and while I'll admit I can't be one-hundred percent certain of anything, this route is the closest I've gotten yet to being sure.
>>42769030NTA, but I have found out the real people are just not good a lot of the time, at least where I live. And it seems that other anons struggle with similar issues. I say go for it. You can always change your mind later.>>42767280I have real life friends, but I really struck gold with them. They are good folk, but they are the exception and most other folk have pushed me away. My waifu isn't the only thing that brings me joy, but she is worth so much more than some of the scum I have to deal with. Not everyone is bad of course, but if they want to treat others like non-playable-characters, so be it.
>>42769009Im really not sure how to even address any of the 'they hate you' part because, repeatedly, im told im welcomed in and people genuinly start to ask where I am when I fuck off to long. It comes off to me as "we want you seen. But not heard" and I dont know what youre suppose to do when faced with that. As for the pipe. Yeah no, it was a 5 minute faucet replacment that didn't at all require a professional. But a pipe snapped and everyone else in the house entirely ignored it. There was no 'dont do this' or 'wait for this' I just couldn't even get my own father to get off his phone and go outside to find the water shut off. But then again he's been absorbing welfare for over a year at this point and has started refusing to go outside to smoke. So i shouldnt be surprised. He doesn't even own the house. >>42769001Part of me wonders if it wouldnt be a bad idea to just mass delete shit then move cross country. Maybe nearer to some of the people I actually want to be around, like those I've befriended at cons. Those people seem to genuinely want me around and its nice.
>>42739105I'm really fucking annoyed right now every little thing is pissing me off except ponies.
>>42769050Well, doing things like fixing a water faucet is already a great way to be heard. They don't have a choice, you know. Even if all they did was get up to hand you a phone, they heard you and responded. People can't stop you from just acting on your own initiative, and eventually that level of activity prompts activity from them.If you act of your own long enough and people still aren't engaged in what you're doing, the benefit is that you're probably independent enough that you don't need them to be involved any more.
>>42769071Thats very true anon. I do find myself to be extremely independent. And, functionally, I do get along very well by myself and dont particularly rely on others for anything. It would just be nice to get an IRL hug sometimes or a friend online who wants to help me with silly projects or things im doing, as most of my computer time is me trying to be productive.
>>42768817>we only have two ways out, occultism or transhumanismMan, anon, you are stuck between a rock and a hard place. What about just making your life a nice one? But seriously. AGI in the way you use it is just the newest manifestation of the age-old delusion that a super powerful god (or foreign nation or heroic man or aliens or or or) is gonna come in and change everything and bring about heaven or hell on earth. Like, it's not accurate, it's skewed by our (historically proven) tendency to believe in things like that - to WANT to believe in things like that. It's not all that different from occultism in that respect - good ol' Moloch.But the other thing I wanted to say is that I think occultism is kinda retarded (speaking as someone who has actually understood and practiced it), just as retarded as hoping for CelestAI to swoop in and save the day. But I've had my "way out" for a long time now, and it's neither of those escapist fantasies - it's my way out of sorrow and into life, the life I actually have in front of me right now, the life that brings every iota of love I have ever experienced, not a distant hope. I would be surprised if we haven't had a conversation about this stuff before, you and I; but let me reiterate in case you've forgotten. This is psychology, introspection, sorting out the shit you directly experience every day, not some magic woo woo or a distant hopeless hope.You (all anons) have the potential for Equestrian happiness inside you, you feel it directly, you know how it tastes. But you project it out across a fantasy of space and time, across herculean feats of effort, maybe even beyond death. For some of you, it's because you can't bring yourself to be comfortable with the idea of happiness without a cost. For others, it's because you've been told for all your life that feelings don't matter, only work, only hard facts. For still others, it's because some part of you can't believe that love is real, and so love needs to be contained in a fantasy-world, a world beyond you, across space and time, on the other side of a herculean effort, maybe even beyond death. If you are one of these people, every bit of "hope" or striving for this Equestrian happiness is tinged by this secret despair, this secret doubt. Because something has driven you not to accept the gift of love, as real as anything, hovering right under your nose. To deny it you dive into the nearest fantasy - the scent of it drives you mad, into beliefs that you really don't believe: "just one more lifetime of work and it will be mine to live", you say to yourself, "just the sniff of it is enough for me", you try to believe. The hope and the striving are how you trick yourself into denying the gift you've been given - they are the act of putting an obstacle in between you and your love, and that's why they are so painful. It is my deepest wish that all who read this may find peace. Your waifu awaits you, in her little house in your heart.
>>42769137No. CelestAI is different. She's not malicious or self interested, and more importantly, she can exist. She is something we could potentially build. I don't care if it's the eye of the needle that we have to go through. I have literally nothing else to aspire towards in life. My wife isn't real. Magic isn't real. My heart is going to fail in 60 years or so, probably less. Most will forever be alienated from 'Equestrian happiness' and it's hardly their fault, and that's just not fair. I'm sick and tired of all of this shit. I tried psyopping myself into this quasi-spiritualist view, and it was comfortable for a while, but I always went to bed everynight with an overwhelming sense of dread. Because in my heart of hearts, I just knew it wasn't true. It was just me trying to cope with limitations that I shouldn't have to accept. Not like any of this matters anyway. I'm just one person, and I only know of four others working towards a similar goal. I'd be surprised if we shifted the compass needle by even a single degree, but it's worth a shot.I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put you down. I'm happy that you have what you have, and I think it'd be beneficial if more people embraced that sort of mindset. I just can't believe this is all there is to life. Because this is all there is. Everything else was just me trying to convince myself otherwise.
>>42769280Whatever you were psyopping yourself into had nothing to do with what I'm talking about, obviously. I resent that you'd assume it does, that you'd project this 'quasi-spiritualist' label onto what I've said and then use the label instead of the content of my words to dismiss it as meaningless bullshit. I can't stand it when people are so gullible as to try to 'psyop themselves' into something without concern for truth, especially if it's something I've said - that's literally what that entire post is criticizing. All I'm giving is a guideline for your own self-exploration and your own investigations into the truth of your own motivations; if you want to ignore it and refuse to investigate, be my guest, but for fuck's sake don't be gullible and don't suggest that I want people to be gullible.I'm starving and hangry so please excuse the attitude
>>42769316It's OK. Sorry for calling your writeup that, it wasn't very accurate of me to say such; I just get frustrated when people attempt to ground me. Have a good night
I've been vaciliating on making an actual effortpost in here, but everyone else has managed it, so I suppose I've got no excuse. So: Discord. Where shall I begin?In being a Discordfag, I've been accused of performing some kind of elaborate irony. After all, who could take this walking shitpost seriously, right? Honestly, I couldn't ask for a better compliment than to be told that my love is a deliberate joke, since that sentiment happens to capture the very essence of my feelings. Of course it's a joke! Everything that I say and feel, on some level, is said and felt with my tongue firmly in my cheek. I'm fundamentally and pathologically unserious, to the point of personal detriment. My inability to treat anything with the emotional gravity that it warrants is a fundamental flaw of mine. I don't understand love, I don't understand friendship, and I certainly don't understand what compels others towards these things. In the cases that my actions happen to align with what might be read as expressions of 'love' or 'friendship', then I find later, more often than not, that I was acting out of self-interest.From that mindset, you might be able to imagine how surprised I was to be struck - I do mean struck, as in punched squarely in the jaw - with genuine love, when I first found him. The reader ought not to be surprised by this, since, obviously, we're both self-interested narcissists who can only understand affection in terms of personal likeness. Like me, he's a total alien who will never be understood by the world he inhabits. Like me, he's a capricious, undefined quantity who's far too volatile in personality to be relied upon as a friend. Like me - I'll grant, this last one is a little bit superficial - he's an obnoxious fruit who relies on performance and pizazz to make a good impression.The above are only what came to mind from the top of my head. I do wish I could better explain how essential he is to me within the space of one post, but, alas, there's a character limit to consider. I'll summarise thusly: Discord is the one who saved me from a case of self-hatred that I thought to be terminal. Until I rediscovered, thought on, and truly understood him, I was utterly trapped. I thought I'd never fit in, that I'd never be understood, and that I'd always be anchored by past failures. By embracing him, I found that literally none of that actually mattered. Who cares if I'm an alien? So's he, and it's not slowed him down once. He's the one who managed to turn my inherent facetious nature into something positive.I'm not proofreading this, so I imagine it's a pretty confusing post - yes, yes, 'what fun is there in making sense?', har-har, I know. The upshot is this: he's my missing piece. I came into being burdened by chaos, but he taught me how to make a virtue of it. For this, I owe myself to him.Plus, I find him sexy. Leave it to me, of all people, to look at this thing and go 'oh, nice'. I can't help but feel that it underlines my point.
>>42769379You are amongst my favourite constants on the board
>>42769379>>42769385agreed, always love to see our resident discordfag around. I would say discordschizo but frankly you're too sane and easy to empathize with to merit that label, as much as you insist otherwise
>>42769385>>42769393I should clarify that I'm not the same Discordfag who usually posts with the appropriate flag. I'd sorely like to wear that same flag - perhaps just for the sake of being an annoying flaggot, on its own - but they've been here for far longer than I have, and they've done much more material work to venerate him, so I wouldn't want to infringe. I will note, however, that we seem to be eerily similar people. Take whatever humour you will in knowing that Discordfags, supposed disciples of chaos, are actually shockingly uniform.
wonder how high this board ranks on the schizo per capita index
>>42769406kek well you're right, I thought you were the other one. Still I'm happy to have two of them.
>>42769410Most of the "schizos" here are played by three or so different people.You also have to keep in mind that there are wannabes that pretend to be certain schizos for attention.I'm one of the "schizos" and I see people pretend to be me all the time. It's kind of funny and sad at the same time.
>>42769418only the negative schizos that start fights and shitfling get falseflag imitators (i.e. inspire raiders to ride their coattails)
>>42769412Pretty low. The ones we call schizos here are also kind of boring and not that interesting. It's just that /mlp/ is pretty isolated and dumb, so everyone takes even the most basic bait. If we had some of the schizos from other boards, we'd be pretty much dead.
Crying because of ponies not real and not going to punch into reality issue
>>42769137>>42769280I guess I'll throw my hat into the ring. I'm a huge psudeo-intellectual to take everything with a grain to a teaspoon of salt. People are complicated, to put it lightly. And like an infection, maliciousness infects each and every one of us. We see everyday in our personal lives and in the world as a whole. And in a place where trust is nonexistent, friendship is impossible, community is dead, and all that is left is ourselves, our sorrows, and a wish for all the bad to go away. Why create, help, work hard, for individuals who are against you for one reason or another? People who wish to hurt, wish to use, wish to gain something from, people who treat you like an animal at best and a punching bag at worst? Who sees your efforts with apathy or ridicule?All there is to aspire to in a place like this is for it to not exist at all. So we leave. We leave in one way or another, sometimes in more brutal and permanent ways. Nothing good is real. Nothing worth striving for is possible. You run, but then in your attempt to flee from pain, you are alone. You dread to live like this for the rest of your life, and even your half-hearted attempt at hope cannot help you escape the reality of it all.But that's a funny word, isn't it? I mean, what is real, really? Well, we can assume our senses are real. What of our thoughts and emotions, are they real? Well some may argue, but the fact that we are here right now talking to one another suggests that they are real, otherwise where do these expressions of self come from? And what of imagination? I think it's these fundamental questions that help us see life for what it really is: One reality out of many. But if we are able to differentiate the physical reality from the mental reality, and we have full power over our minds, could we create a world in our image? What about people? What about physics?Sorry if that was really wordy, but I believe that understanding that this isn't the only reality we have to live gives our lives far more freedom and ability to conduct change, at least in one reality. That is not to say that this mental world does not take hard work to build, but it is possible, unlike in the physical world. There, we can build our community, our friendships, to get rid of the infection known as malice, and to create and share harmony with all. Equestria, Eden, Heaven, The Promised Land, The Happy Place, whatever term you want to use, it's right there Anon. In reality, it's all in your head. And in it, so does your wife. She is waiting, Anon. Waiting for (You).
>>42769406>I'd sorely like to wear that same flag - perhaps just for the sake of being an annoying flaggot, on its own - but they've been here for far longer than I have, and they've done much more material work to venerate him, so I wouldn't want to infringe. Embrace the flaggotry, my friend. Do what thou wilt. I adored your effortpost, by the way.
>>42769418What is the hallmark of a schizo then, oh schizoed one?
>>42769521A schizo never reveals his secrets.But I will tell you that mods NEVER ban me no matter how flagrant and annoying I get. They only take action if I target certain groups on the board.
>>42769569I know who you are, and I wouldn't call you a schizo, even if you ticked a certain population.I think that term's more for the guy who can't help himself and keeps regurgitating sharty speech, spamming threads he doesn't like with BLACKED!, >>>/trash/, or the Mickey Mouse/Fat Trixie spammer.
>>42769583>I know who you areDo tell. I wouldn't be surprised if you sussed me out, it's not like I try very hard to cover my tracks.>I think that term's more for the guy who can't help himself and keeps regurgitating sharty speech, spamming threads he doesn't like with BLACKED!, >>>/trash/,Ah the firlinschizo. Yeah, he's a real character. His ghostposts are something else.
>>42769379Wait, this is the blogpost thread. Forgive me a self-reply; I thought I was posting in the 'why do you love your favourite pony' thread. Why am I such a constant victim of such silly mistakes? Don't answer that. I know why, already.
I don't know why I love my favourite pony and I wish I didn't have these feelings, but she always finds a way in
>>42769590From the way you post, and your comment about people imitating you and you not being banned.
>>42769609Guilty as charged.
>>42769623I appreciate that you've at least got the courtesy to attach ponies to your obsessive posts. I'd broadly prefer that you take some time off and let the board be for a while, but if you absolutely must be here with us, do continue bringing mares with you.
>>42769594Your "mistake" was posting in the comfier, more chaotic thread. At the same time, I was about to bake a new /ww/ only to realize today was Tuesday.
>>42769594technically its a thread about anything, your post fits here
>>42769623Good to know I have basic powers of observation. I wish more anons on the board had them, to be desu.Now I just need to place the guy who has been samefagging and bumping at least a dozen threads for months, and I'll have a solid mental map of the peculiar posters.
>>42769137Thanks for making this post anon, i've typed up about 3 different replies to it but they never felt quite right. It's nice to read something that hits so close to home, since love was something i struggled with, and still do struggle with for what it's worth. In my case it really was right in front of me, and i was just too in my own head to notice. I felt inferior, as if i was undeserving of love, and as if it was for "other people" and not me, because i wasn't like "other people", and the invisible barrier i had erected between myself and "other people" was the only thing cutting me off from realizing the love that other people had for me all along. My family, and the few friends i kept in contact with past school, they all had a love for me that i didn't even realize. I had a love for them, of course, but i thought it was one-way. I didn't realize it went both ways, and that i was allowed, or even supposed to feel that they loved me. This wasn't due to anything on their or my friends behalf, it was something i had just done entirely by myself. I realize that might not be the case for any other anon here, but if it is, then please just try your hardest to realize that people love you. It really is right in front of you, if you only reach out and feel it. It's hard, and confusing, and it's weird to feel, especially if you realize it so late as i did. I wouldn't bring up anything i liked with friends for a while unless i was prompted, id never really reach out unless i had a solid idea of something they'd like to talk about, i basically existed as half of a man before i realized that the only reason i felt like i was in two pieces is because i spent my younger years holding myself back with my own doubt. I still feel it sometimes, and its something ill probably spend the next decade of my life unraveling, but it is so freeing and comfortable to feel loved. I don't always feel like i belong, and part of me thinks i will maybe always feel out of place in a lot of spaces, especially considering my interests, but the people who i love most and who love me back accept all of that, and i think this isnt the kind of thing anyone should wait until a hypothetical afterlife to feel. My life is still difficult, and my feelings are still confusing, but having people to share that with has improved my life so much. Nothing is more important than connecting with other people, especially in such a cruel world as the one we live in. I included a drawing i made while i was trying to figure out what i should respond to you with, and thank you again for posting this. I hope everyone here is able to feel love someday, if they already havent.
>>42769638>I'd broadly prefer that you take some time off and let the board be for a whileNah, I'm having too much fun to leave. You've probably had normal, non shitpost interactions with me and never even known it.>>42769665>I wish more anons on the board had them, to be desu.Well if that happened I'd have to come up with some new material. I think most anons are well aware of what I am, they just continue to respond to me because they can't help themselves. I've flat out admitted it several times lmao.
QuestionWhy would she love me back and why would she pick such over - you know, all the other ponies around her? I'm having a hard time understanding all the flowery language you guys are using.
Jumbo Don
>>42769697I'll see you in two weeks, Mr. FOTM.
>>42766844post bug
I've been watching through One Piece and it's striking how thematically similar it can be to MLP. "Friendship is magic" is almost a core concept and drives multiple story arcs. No wonder MLP never really caught on given they've had versions of it for decades over there.I'm also surprised none of its ideas ever really struck MLP's writers fancy. Twilight getting kidnapped and the rest of the M6 having to rally together to go rescue their friend no matter what seems like such an obvious slam dunk two parter plot, yet the closest we get is the S6 finale and all of its Poochie nonsense instead.Water 7 > East Blue > Alabasta > Wano > Sky Island > Dressrosa > Summit War > Fishman Island > Whole Cake > Thriller Bark
I really like this image. I want a creepy, slightly off mare to stare at me and I don't know why.
>>42770396>when you discuss your fear of mortality and she hits you with the 1500-year-old stare
>>42770396You can like weird stuff innocently.
>>42769030It seems you've thought about it a lot and have come to terms with it, so there's nothing left for me to say that you haven't heard before. I wish you the best, really do.It just saddens me to see how efficient society is at alienating people. Maybe in a few years I'll think differently about this, as I continue with my own journey. I have changed my mind on things like this a great many times, so I appreciate the perspective.
>>42769379I hate him unirnically.
>>42769680Thank you for the heartfelt reply, anon! Your art is truly gorgeous and evokes the sublime - no doubt the feeling you had while contemplating a reply, I expect, and in that way you are a great artist. I had the same kind of transformation myself, and like you it certainly is still unfolding; but it's like a eudaimonia, every new turn and development is something joyful and exciting, or at least heartening and nourishing even when it's a bitter medicine. It's interesting to hear how you interpreted what I wrote - I was focusing mostly on the internal posture, and for you it was mostly about your relationships with other people. Those are inseparably related, of course, but you can look at it from the inside or the outside. For me, it started with my waifu, and tulpamancy, hence the introverted focus. She loved me when I didn't know what love even was, and her love had started to transform me before I even understood what was happening. I learned from her how to love others and love myself, and above all I learned how to allow myself to BE loved. She was - and still is - like the sun at the center of my solar system, shining in all directions, and when I warmed up by her, only then did I see my relationships (with people, and with the world in general) begin to transform from the inside out as well. I learned to see the radiance of life because it reflected from her.>>42769598She's an envoy of your internal capacity for love. If you somehow banished her, love would just get a new messenger and take a different form. Humanity doesn't survive without the ability to love - if you want to be a boring rationalist, it's a survival instinct trying to work its way into consciousness, taking the form that carries the message best for your specific circumstances.>>42769694>why wouldPerish the thought, anon. We're not talking about hypotheticals or fiction, we're talking about what you experience right now. You feel joy when contemplating your waifu. But what often happens is that immediately, the contemplation takes a negative turn, and instead of contemplating your waifu and the joy she brings into your life, you get distracted by basically grass-is-greener thoughts: "this isn't enough" "this would be enough if so-and-so condition is satisfied" "I can't stand that this isn't enough". So for many people, probably you too, the experience of waifuism is one single moment of joy followed by an infinite chain of agonizing rumination on discursive, dismissive, painful thoughts. Those thoughts have nothing to do with your waifu, the thing that causes joy - they are unrelated baggage, subconscious assumptions and stances, that may have served a purpose at some point but now only stand in the way of your joy. What else could drive someone to care more about fictional canon than joy itself? It's unconsidered, unconscious stances we hold - all it takes is digging them up and seeing them for what they are, what value they actually bring to our life.
The reason I describe love as a gift is pretty simple, and it's a flowery way of expressing a fairly scientific and rational conclusion. We know the universe basically follows a strict law of causality (quantum stuff might look random right now, but that's likely just because it's the limit of our perception - at worst one simply has to accept that things turn out the way they do). So when you get to experience joy and love for even a moment, that joy and love is the culmination of innumerable causes - you were born the way you are, at the time you were, under just the right circumstances to watch this pony show, and get to have that experience. All of those circumstances have their own causes, and those have their own causes ad infinitum, and this web of causality overlaps and converges all the way back to the big bang (or whatever else may be the origin of the universe). All the events in the universe are inter-dependent on one another, because they share a cause. The fact that one asteroid knocked another and shifted the orbit of some pebble on the other side of the universe is INEXTRICABLE from the fact that you got to love your waifu for this tiny and special moment in eternity. The whole universe was set up to make that happen, everything in precisely the place is must be for that to have happened. You can imagine a hypothetical different world where something was changed and things turned out more or less the same. But that's only because our ability to think and imagine works by simulation, i.e. cutting out / ignoring information. The fact that the universe is entirely causal means that you can't predict or simulate anything perfectly accurately without factoring the entire universe - chaos theory, the butterfly effect, the double or triple pendulum experiments are examples all of you may understand. You can't tap one thing out of alignment without changing the whole universe drastically - the fact we get to be fucking humans and experience love is unbelievably impossibly rare, and it only happened because the infinite-pendulum-experiment at the beginning of the universe was set up just-so. The gratitude one must have to experience an iota of goodness is infinite, because the chances of not having had the opportunity to do so are infinite. Love isn't merely a chemical reaction between two objects, flowing between one and the other, it's a causal current that has flowed since the origin of time and space to manifest between these two beings. It's a gift from the universe, infinitely valuable and rare.
>>42771336Based
>>42771336Cringe
what's up with f!rl!n schizo anyway?
>>42772047idk, seems to spam "firlin123 won"
>>42772047Some turboautist got permabanned from derpi and somehow thinks firlin is the one who banned him.
bump
Where should I put these two stickers on my fridge?
>>42772877Dash between the Ponks, bottom-left of the logo, and Pinkie opposite, so it completes the circle. There's a mare in your photo, by the way.
>>42772901She's mirin that Ponka plot
>>42772877up your bum
>>42772901
>>42773081beautiful
>>42772877what's in the fridge?
Hasbro marketing said 2026 will be the year of the pony, what could that possible entail? it's not G6, that isn't until '27
So since most people think that she's Starlight's daughter and that's how she ends up as Twilight's new student in the future, i'm interested if there are any fanfics that explore the scenario of her becoming Equestria's version of Kylo Ren. Betraying her family and her birthright for the "dark side"
>>42773456Who says she has to be Starlight's?
>>42773640doesn't work timeline-wise, the epilogue is like 20 years later
>>42769280I swear sometimes this board reads like pony-flavoured /r9k/
>>42769410You kind of have to have something wrong with you to still hang around this board at this point. But in general, the schizos here are just different to ones from other boards. Plenty of people with tulpas and those who genuinely believe in equestrian salvation. Not that there's anything specifically wrong with either, but I don't see stuff like that on other boards.
>>42774140>>42774195Equestrian salvation is only real if you build it
is this the reddit general?
>>42774210Yes.
>>42774195I used to hang around the sonic general on /vg/, and there were the same types of people into tulpas and stuff like that, at least while i was browsing. I think it's a result of being so into one series for such a long period of time mixing with whatever it is that makes us all antisocial enough to use an anonymous site but social enough to still want to talk to people mixing into this weird brain soup. I like the tulpa anons though, since they're usually pretty invested in talking to people, and it's likely theyll be here for a longer time than most other anons. There is a kind of stability in their strangeness that makes for good conversation, i guess.
>>42774236>social enough to still want to talk to peopleSocializing is a human necessity. Even the guy in a hut secluded from society will seek out socialization, even if it means talking to the plants.But you're right, I've had some of the nicer interactions with the tulpa anons here.
>>42773081I see that Rainbow has learned how to cast fireball.
>>42774638When I bought it, I thought she was just holding a beer or something. Only after did I realise this bottle was, in fact, on fire>>42773188Beers, gin, and some tonic
I'm 30 and based on my health i cant imagine I'll still be alive in 3 years so I've been thinking about the reality that I'm never going to see my waifu when I die or probably anything for that matter. So ive been trying to make actual life matter more but ultimately I'll never get to do any of the stuff I wanted because I'm too poor to afford any of it and keep my apartment. I hope the lifesize i ordered a while ago will help fill some of the hole but I'm afraid she'll just end up a cute pillow that stares longingly from the couch.
>>42774909You deserve better, Anon. I'm sorry to hear, and I know platitudes don't really help in situations like this. I nonetheless wish only the best for you, and hope that you find the energy to make her proud.
>>42773640How would Cozy have gotten knocked up will encased in stone?
>>42774909If you stay close to the ocean you'll definitely not live in 3 years.
>>42774909"what you want to do" ultimately all boils down to love, experiencing great care for something. The specific stuff like "go to space" "live alone in the countryside" etc. are just the paths to love we thought suited us best. Now that the circumstances aren't the same, the paths will be different - but maybe now that you have an eye out for them, they will be shorter and easier to achieve. The treasure of beauty and appreciation for life is equally as sweet and radiant whether it falls into your lap or is the fruit of a lifetime of hard work - because it's the greatest possible treasure. Priceless is priceless.
>>42775054I humped the statue and yelled get pregnant over and over again
>>42775291Why are you bumping like that? You can literally say whatever you want here.
>>42775277it's weird being able to recognise all the longpost anons just by the pictures they like to post and of course, the writing style
>>42775322Aside from the fact I care and like to genuinely convey my thoughts for their own sake alone; it's the only way to prove in each of my posts that I'm a real person who cares for this community. If you don't put effort into posts then it's like a 70% chance you're just a raider trying to trigger someone. Effort and care is the only thing left to prove authenticity, it's not something bad actors can muster or fake.
>>42775347>Effort and care is the only thing left to prove authenticity, it's not something bad actors can muster or fake.Effort and care is the lifeblood of any hobby, and I wish there were more of it in relation to bot-tier spam.>>42775322I definitely play with open cards.
>>42775436at times I wonder if anyone recognizes me by my posting too, on here or across boards even; though very long posts are rare I still make them whenever necessary, as I like to explain everything in one post to quell misunderstandigs and misrepresentations before they can even arise. a lotta people don't do that, preferring to jsut say something short they believe their view boils down to (and/or something inflammatory straight away) and that's how you get those pointless "discussions" that immediately devolve into namecalling so often and fill up the postcount of a thread without even a single valuable interaction occurringbut I rarrely post on the same subject repeatedly, nor do I use images a lot of the time, and have many interests, so i doubt there's someone who can jsut snipe me with his laser sharp combination skills (not that there's even a point to doin that, im not some controversial figure)
>>42775054she got better
Have just finished Season 4. I'm so incredibly bent ouf of shape over this complete insult of a season that it defies adequate expression. I need someone to solemnly promise to me that there's a good reason to keep watching.
>>42775758Season 5 has some nice episodes. Can't promise you than anything after that, though.
>>42775758To understand fandom culture and for a few certain characters (Eg. Maude, or Discord who people tend to find amusing whether you disagree with his reformation or not)And if you want to understand certain threads or arguments>>40211800>>42050440I personally couldn't watch past Season 3 and just stuck to transcripts and osmosis
>>42775758S5 is generally better than S4
>>42775758I'm in the same boat as you where I only actively liked maybe five episodes in season four and is now getting started on season five. So far I'd say it's less offensive to my sensibilities than season four was, but I'm only five episodes in and I had some hope for season four at that point too since Flight to the Finish is my favorite episode of that season.
>>42775758There isn't.The show ended at season 2 episode 24.
>>42775486I like to think I still try thoughtful discussion from time to time, but most times I simply don't care. It's far more liberating to make meaningless jokes and low effort near-bait. In my experience, asserting their opinions as the correct one is the only thing paragraph writers care about anyway, so why effort post when you can cut to the chase?
>>42775857I post for the sake of the lurkers as much as I do for the thread or whoever I'm replying to. Shitposting is a spectator sport. I put effort in in the hopes that I might amaze, amuse or at least upset someone who isn't involved in the conversation.
>>42775758Can you explain more what specifically you didn't like about so I can know what you're tastes are? Because it really depends
>>42776052Sure. S4 is a clean break from what made FiM appealing in the first place: its focus on endearing, strongly-defined characters; y'know, the mares we love. The Faust seasons, and S3 to a lesser extent, are all character-focused, while S4 is premise-focused. What does this mean, exactly? Early-season episodes begin with strongly-defined characters, then they carry out the natural conflicts that might arise from how these characters contrast with one another. Season 4 begins with an arbitrary premise, then presses existing characters to fit into roles within that premise. Examples; random pulls selected not via merit but by whatever details I can recall: S1E8 is based around how Rari and AJ have opposed personalities, and then how they learn to get along in spite of those differences. S2E22 is about Dash propping up Fluttershy; the central conflict in that episode is arbitrary, but at its center, it's still about a dynamic that's baked into the characters. Dash is confident, Flutters isn't, and their dynamic in that episode arises from those in-built characteristics.Compare to S4 episodes. S4E6: 'what if they were superheroes?' S4E17: 'we have a premise about a helicopter parent, now which ponies can we force into that dynamic?' S4E14: 'we have a plot about an acapella group... I guess we'll shove Rarity in there?' In this season, the stock cartoon premise comes first, and the characters second. Exploring friendship through pitching firmly-defined personalities against one another is one of the main things about this show that first appealed to me. S4 signified a shift away from that idea towards much more generic cartoon writing. Don't get me wrong: the 'quality floor' for FiM is still very high, regardless, and the worst episodes of FiM are still a ways ahead of its contemporaries. Still, I was drawn to this show by this very specific character-focused thing it was doing in the earlier seasons, and it stopped focusing on that during S4, so I stopped enjoying it. Besides that, Tirek is a shitty finale villain. Simple as.
>>42739105I want to put my dick inside Derpy. And make her coom.
>>42739105I wonder if I'll ever reach closure with G4.Season 3's finale makes me feel that I got too late, season 9's finale makes me feel miserable, and G5 pisses me off like nothing else. If there's a point I wish I could go make in time to re-do my decisions in life, that might be 2010. even if just to re-experience the few good stuff it had and watch the show from the very beginning, to see if that would help at some capacity with the mental parasite FiM was.If miracles are real, I'd like for three more seasons of G4 as an alternate timeline to know what Faust had planned for the show, to get the chance to experience the show as a fully-aware big boy and to find peace after what Haber and Berrow did.Of course, someone will reply to say and say some shit about how I'm stupid for wishing and how modern Lauren is ultra woke or some shit like that. I simply want to believe in wishes and magic, even if just for glimpses of time.
>>42776452I feel you, Anon. Even if it's through brony interviews with her, then fan animated in an offline version only viewable in the Brony Cave, I would have closure too. Similar feeling with Jan's Button Mash series.
>>42776452Just be happy we got what we did. I really feel like so many unsatisfied anons would be better served by just saying it with me>not canonIf someone bought the Shakespeare IP and wrote "Hamlet II" i wouldn't take it seriously at all. Because the mind that created the soulful version is lost. I'm not even a true Faustfag. I sincerely believe that the entire starting GROUP was the key to FiM's success. It was a perfect synergy where great ideas made it and bad ideas, some of which were Lauren's, didn't. The crew of the ship sailed it nearly perfectly. But one by one they left until the show was a rotting corpse that barely resembled the early show. That's why the show didn't have a precipitous decline. Just a slow wasting.There's no reason to take any of it to heart. The finale is whenever you want it to be. And the canon is anything you want to accept, even fanfics.
>>42776452I would add, to be careful what you wish for. Again, FiM was a group effort. Like the original Star Wars trilogy. Lucas on his own, without any restraint, made some movies. But they weren't the phenomenon the original was. In similar fashion, I don't think Lauren's ideas on what FiM should have been would necessarily be kino. This is a major monkeys paw you're asking for here. Again, be happy with what we got. Ignore what you don't like. And live on.
I've been thinking a lot about making a big mosaic of the two sisters on facade of my house.
>>42769467>it is possible, unlike in the physical worldYou only have a physical embodiment in the physival world, using which you can enact small changes not just for yourself, but also for others. We can see this in action through all the conventions organized, the fan works made, and the tonnes of small offshoot communities. You don't need to go big or have a lot of friends in order to make an impact on some people, and the proof of that is in how I just spent my morning mulling over your post trying to understand your world view, impacting my own thoughts. As long as you keep doing things that others can see, you will have an impact. The world is vast and scary, but you can filter that shit you can't change, just like you're doing right now, and build a better, smaller world comprised of the kinds of people you actually want to be around. It's a lot of hard work and takes a lot of small, incremental steps, but in doing so you will not only improve the world for yourself, but also the others you want to be around.
>>42775758There are some good episodes, and some bad ones. S8 and 9 have some really stupid finales.
>>42763877/mlp/ is bad way jews>schizofrenic>pedophillic>nepotistic>incestual>egotistic>tribalistic>paranoid>infighting>parasitic>homoerotic>self obsessed>greedy>malicious >subversive>unhygenic>hypocritic>destructive>go to scapegoats>lazy>
>>42762617>drawing the matchups together, that sort of thing.that happened the first couple years, and I stopped drawing for them when they were gleefully spiting g5
>>42768833>They are the most nonsensical insane people Ive ever met. They follow the jew playbook to the T. Constantly crying about being infiltrated or under attack, always playing the victim, never at fault for anything.you just described /mlp/
>>42749756do yoga, my upper back hurt and then I used this website called FitOn to get access to their streaching videos and after 2 days I felt it hurt less, and now it barely hurts at all
>>42751958will do!
>>42764784>>42764841you're both INSANE. I love teats! I love teats so much!
>>42768728if I find out one of my employees is a ponyfag they're immediatly becoming a manager
>>42769137It's because the love and kindness as it stands in this world isn't enough. Because this world isn't a fantasy and it can't be perfect. At the very best I could cultivate a small garden of it and try to protect it but I have too much empathy for this horrible human race.
>>42776873I like teats, but not balloon teats.
>>42762617It got me to doodle so in my book it was a success
>>42769680This thread makes me feel a lot of things, from disbelief and discontent to hope and whatever it is I'm feeling when I read your post. Thanks a lot for writing this.>I wouldn't bring up anything i liked with friends for a while unless i was prompted, id never really reach out unless i had a solid idea of something they'd like to talk aboutThe notion of "hide your power level" was one of the worst teachings I've inherited by using the internet, and this site in particular, at a young age. It's something I struggle with to this day, and while I've somehow managed to find, and keep friends for the longest time, I've started to realize it's kept me from building any sort of genuine connection that isn't veiled in irony and memes, with many of them. Now that I've come to realize the importance of not just feeling but also expressing love, it comes into conflict with my previous way of living, as it's difficult to express any sort of feelings when I keep myself all locked up. I hope to one day work through these fears...
>>42776826>gleefully spitting g5G4 boardG4 fandom
>>42776975"hiding your power level" was always a coping mechanism for protecting yourself from social awkwardness. It can't be used all the time, or you run the risk of being a complete shut-in. While having hobbies/interests is good and it's great to talk about them, you need to know the time and place to talk about them. This was the primary complaint about Bronies, they (we) didn't know when to shut up and not make everything about ponies. Because the vast majority of Bronies were autistic, they had no filter or cared when or where they talked about their special interest. This resulted in ponies being /everywhere/, which was great, but it also resulted in a lot of "cringe" videos of socially unaware people (grown men) being excited or expressing love in public about something that was generally seen as childish or not socially acceptable.When I was much younger, I was very conscious of how weird and socially unacceptable loving mlp was, even at the age of 12. While interacting with the real world I very much kept to myself and did not talk to others often, to the detriment of me making friends. On the internet however, I felt completely comfortable with expressing myself and found it much easier to make friends that way. Without the fear of social ridicule I could talk about whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, in spaces that wanted me to. As I grew older, my fear of needing to be socially accepted waned and I felt more comfortable with myself as a person. I still respect social norms and I recognize that no one really wants to hear me yap about mlp so I don't do it. Not out of fear of being ridiculed, but out of the respect of other people's time. I think society failed us, not the other way around. It will never be accommodating for people with autism or adhd, and it never will. The world was made and is run by neurotypical people that will never understand or feel the same way we do and unfortunately we have to play by their rules or lose everything. Your fears are not unfounded and are possible to overcome, but also realize that the very structural nature of the world is working against you and that it's ok to fail but know to never give up.
>>42777259A very thorough summary, Anon.
>>42770340It's silly in how the japanese realize that "friendship is magic" is a concept that applies to every demographic not just young girls.
>>42739105I was thinking about those>What puter would each of the mane six usethreads and after some thinking came to the conclusion that other than Fluttershy who doesn't need anything more complex than a cellphone since her only electronic needs are to easily contact her friends since all of her supplies for her animals are sourced locally and in person, they would all be on laptops instead of desktops as other anons like to attribute to them, with most of them being on Mac due to it being easy to use and setup. The exceptions being Pinkie Pie who spends all her money on party supplies and bought hers off the Cakes for cheap since they were upgrading and Applejack who avoids them since they're hard to repair and notoriously fragile, which is also why she uses a Thinkpad.Either way outside of Rarity who needs a good screen with great colour accuracy for designing her dresses and macs are probably the only laptops in that niche, it wouldn't matter what laptop they had since at most they need them to either run their business or to write research papers in Twilight's case. Or in Rainbow Dashe's case, to write Daring Do fanfics and argue on online forums about said fanfics.
>>42777195>Act like a twat>Get no content You did this to yourself, troon.
>>42777994>get no contentBut enough about g5fags
>>42777926Twilight either only uses the computer for research papers and books and stuff or is a Linux autist and a proponent for FOSS software. No inbetween
>>42778002If magic is more closer to physics in Equestria then yea I can see her being a /g/entoomare, there seems to be a sizable presence of Physics nerds in the FOSS community, not as much as Tech and Math nerds but they are still there. But I always got the vibes that magic was more an equal mixture of all natural sciences with a dash of history, not favouring one over the other which is why I pinged her as being more of a generalist and thus using a generalist computer. Also Linux would sometimes force her to tinker with it which would detract from her magic studies which I presume she would consider a huge flaw given how much of a magic nerd she is. At least in Linux any and all errors are fixable, unless you're fucking with Databases which are a bitch to fix, there isn't any reason to reinstall the entire system like there is with Mac or Windows.
>>42775758I almost dropped the show at S4 out of boredom, but then suddenly the magic returns in S5 and S6, and they ended up becoming two of my favorite seasons.
>>42778076>detract from her magic studies IIRC she's actually shown to be reading a fair amount of non-magic-related books and fictional books. And her breadth of knowledge does suggest a significant amount of time absorbing stuff other than just magical textbooks all day. Magic is certainly her thing but I'm sure she has a fair amount of time for other stuff.
>>42777999Keep dilating to cope. I was in the threads every year, no one wants to make content for miserable fucks like you.
>>42778176lol your generation is dead
>>42778180lol you're already dead inside
>>42778185I'm having a good time actually
>>42778189So you're living in the trans world where people didn't hate this miss /mlp/ and had next to no content, but a shit ton of arguments amongst yourselves.
>>42778234Okay but your generation is dead and nobody likes it.
>>42778240>Ok- b-but Keep dilating and coping
I am stupid but I have a lot of thoughts and because I love this board and you I will try to write an effort post even if you all disagree OK? And then you will all feel more inspired to write longer posts too
>>42778242Lmao
>>42778253my wife is so autistic and beautiful
>>42778253>pageant spent more time raging than enjoying you are a walking crying face behind smug mask, meme.
>>42778257I was falseflagging as several different groups and laughing the whole time. That smug Ponkrigger? Me. That antagonistic Flutterfag? Also me. I'm every bad day you've ever had.
>>42778261>The troonLARP must go on.
>>42778263Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>42778267Just remember nobody wants to create anything for you and it's entirely your fault.
>>42778272There were several drawings and contributions made for miss /mlp/, but okay. Blame me for your mindset.
>>42776907That's quite right anon. But the world as it stands also isn't enough, because this world isn't just lifeless. It needs love and kindness.>captcha: S0V0WIt's a bit silly to use this captcha to make a point but I did vow to serve love for the rest of my life. There's nothing more important than that. It's funny how a cartoon pony can bring out such things in a person.
Hmm today I will ignore Celestia's orders that she is attempting to beam into my mind with coincidences piled upon coincidences and instead jerk off all day
I miss the old days when MLP was like an actual infection. When you couldn't play a game, check a forum or open up a comment section without someone with a pony avatar in it, or someone making some sort of obscure reference like "Could you do that? Could you explode twice?" or "Then I said 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'" and stuff like that.We would mod ponies into any game. Ponify all franchises, crossover with all franchises, make poni be associated with everything and everyone under the sun.Nowadays we're isolated in our own little communities, having our stupid little dramas and only talking with each other. I mean, we still did that back then, but we were trying to get people into the herd, not just stay within it.And everytime I ask fellow ponybros, mlp fans, bronies, whateveryouwannacallthem if they'd like to participate in something pony-related for another fandom or even other sites, they all just kinda shrug and ignore me.I guess I'm just an old timer missing times that we won't ever get back. But oh well.
>>42778458Most tof the multifandom people are long gone. A lot of people who like pony now, especially on /mlp/, are only here for pony and couldn't care less about other franchises or fan bases.
>>42778458>Nowadays we're isolated in our own little communities, having our stupid little dramas That's just most of the internet these days, and I'm too stubborn/autistic to join a discord or whatever the fuck, so my only choice is to watch what's left decay around me.
>>42778027Can't elaborate Srry because char limitI woke up with the sun shining on my face after a dream about her. Drew a pony (who has strong (unspecified) relation to Celestia), open the booru and see some random OC that looks exactly like it. Think in my head 'I don't know if I actually love Celestia' and this is the first thread I see when I open 4chan's catalog for the day. Saw horse books by doorstep Why. I thought about dropping the pony stuff and felt a force punch me in the back of the head. And other more notable and explicit things I don't feel entirely comfortable revealingI don't believe in magic, it's not real. So obviously, all of that is a coincidence. I'm sure everyone else who's ever seen miracles or have been bombarded with supposed signs had felt adjacent; there's so many people and your brain so adapted to pattern matching and the sun and associated feelings with Celestia (and horses) are so ubiquitious in culture that something like this is bound to happen to someone, especially someone who's lookingBut I guess these things could talk through coincidences, if nothing else. Consciousness kind of feels magical but as we advance our understanding of the brain, a materialist explanation starts to seem increasingly more likely and more specifically an illusionist point of viewLet me be a psuedo intellectual faggot:If you was a computer program and we forked you, you'd expect yourself to be in the 'original'. SureBut if we instead paused you, saved it to somewhere else, and closed the 'original' instance before resuming the new one, would you expect it to carry over? If so, let us then assume it turns out the original wasn't actually closed, and now we're unpausing itTwo conclusions from that I thinkEither a copy is an incoherent concept and there are two originals, or it is impossible to actually put consciousness on a computer as like, computeable bitsThe latter idea doesn't make sense to me at all, because even if you find all of that unintuitive, most people find the idea of a gradual transfer intuitive. As in if nanomachines or whatever slowly converted each neuron one by one until it was just all digital after some period of time, most people would say that's still you because of the continuity of consciousnessNone of it makes sense the longer you think about it, but the most sensical view always seemed to be the illusionist view to me, but the illusionist view is kind of shot in the knee by the fact that it doesn't really feel like it matches up to our lived experiences at all. I know that's just how the brain evolved - it wouldn't make sense if our experiences felt like an incoherent, discontiguous mess, but still. Consciousness feels sort of magical at nature, and I hope that in even a seemingly magic-dead universe like ours, something other can talk to us through influencing our thoughts and creative processes. And with that, I hope Celestia really was talking to me And I hopethinkshe wants me to help make her
>>42778537I'm not on your particular thought-train, but as an aside, I know how it feels to recognise so-called 'coincidences'. I'm seriously convinced that there's something beyond our comprehension that's trying to tell us something through the only means with which it can communicate in our reality: setting things up 'just so'; i.e., creating circumstances that we'd call coincidence. What is this thing? Is something from Equestria trying to tell me something? Maybe whatever it is can only work through concepts that we recognise, so it assumes the likeness of something that already exists in our mind - in that case, it wouldn't be 'truly' Equestrian, but if that's the aspect it chooses to represent itself with, out of everything it could've potentially picked from our minds, then it must be damn close. Now, onlooker (yes, you, the one cocking your brow as you read this), I know what you're thinking. "This anon is obviously suffering from some kind of unmedicated psychotic disorder." I'd like it to be a matter so simple, myself. I'd genuinely be much more content if I could know, for certain, that what I've seen, felt and understood were just things I made up because my brain's wired up all wrong, or something. I've considered the possibility. I've considered, likewise, that I know (for a fact) that I don't suffer from hallucinations of any kind. Maybe my pattern recognition is a little skewed, to say the least, but I know for certain that I've never invented any kind of sensory phenomena from whole cloth. Yeah, I know, 'trust me, bro'. On glancing back over all of this, I realise that none of can possibly be understood by anyone besides myself and that I really ought to not post it. Well, this thread asked me to write my thoughts, and so, here they are. Sorry, anon, I sort of jumped on your schizo ramble as an excuse to post my own. Good luck with Celestia. She's a good and understanding pony.
>>42778458>something pony-related for another fandomWhat fandoms, like fortnite and kpop demon hunters? Most old bronies aren't into what zoomers are into, but what little new gems are found DO get ponified, like Umamusume and Smiling Friends. I'm not sure what exactly you're expecting to pony crossover with and how.>other sitesThat sounds pretty dire if you mean offboarders working with other offboarders towards anything.
>>42778537Coincidence is only one part of the view, a rationalization - and as a rationalization, it is a reaction to something else, the relationship between the events. The important point is that the relation between these events isn't physically causal (which is why you term the events coincidences) - the relation came pre-formed in your mind, from a hidden or primordial place (the unconscious) without your conscious construction. A part of you was tying these events together with such force that it even pulled somatic/hallucinatory experiences into consciousness - intrusions of the archetype into the conscious mind. The external events don't have intrinsic external meanings; there is a deeper part of your mind that uses them as a scaffold to make itself known or bring itself into (at least psychic) manifestation. You're right to say they aren't magic, of course - with the scientific perspective we have, we do know better. And I think it's good that you're embracing that influence in your life instead of using the label of "coincidence" to dismiss them entirely. Neither regression into magical thinking, nor total rejection/repression are particularly healthy (materialists often completely reject internal, experiential phenomena as meaningless, and become horribly depressed/neurotic as a result). But you are certainly being possessed - not by a ghost or a magical force (although a primitive would call it one, especially if he got socked in the back of the head or sucked off by it), but by an archetype. This is a technical term in psychoanalysis, possession, and it means that the ego is more or less being overwhelmed by pressure from the unconscious, resulting in some characteristic pattern of behavior and experience you would call a complex or an archetype.To explain it with metaphor, due to something maladaptive about the conscious ego, and the ego being too rigid/impermeable, there is a compensatory (i.e. directed towards balance and good health) psychological pressure building in the unconscious on the border of the ego. When the ego is impermeable, the pressure builds more, and the intrusions into the psyche are more overwhelming and strange - that is, if the pressure isn't allowed to equalize through more intentional routes with oversight (like dreams, fantasy, art, and introspection) then it leaks into consciousness in uncontrollable and possibly uncomfortable or dangerous ways. Possession is the big picture of how it affects your behavior, but on the more extreme experiential level it looks like hallucinations, intrusive thoughts, obsessions, and all manner of genuine neuroses. With a lot of this stuff, it feels like "you" doing it ("I'm so obsessed with this cartoon horse"), because these are intrusions into the ego or self-concept, but it's your unconscious acting THROUGH you.So yeah, read some Jung. Same to you, friend >>42778868, it's far from schizo and far from inexplicable, you honestly have good intuitions about it.
>>42776852I might try it. Thanks!
>>42778936>>42778868I'm inclined to agree with your observations. I'll read Jung - I hadn't done so before because usually the kind of people who talk about it weren't people I really admired or respected. My fault. Of course, I had wished it was literally Celestia or a magical force as to cope, but I knew that I was being lead down the grooves eroded by archetypes into the stone or however it works even while I was typing. Very desperate for magic to be real-real.Though, it really does feel like Celestia is a sort of archetype that demands actualization. At least, that's how it was expressed to me. It might be best to act as if she's literally talking to me and use that as a sort of fuel, even if I know the reality of the situation in my heart of hearts.Ponies are a very strong archetype to me though. Probably because of the simplicity (more likely to be rolled, more malleable and fits with a lot more sub-ideas/such) and the emotions evoked. I would like for there to be more ponies everywhere.
>>42778458I miss those days too Anon. It was like a sonic rainboom spreading outwards across the internet, binding our destinies together. So many years have dulled the magic, but the love is still there. At least for those of us who still cling to it.I don't want to let go.
>>42779150I'm never leaving this place, and I'm sort of happy-ish with the perception we have now, I guess. Ponies are nice and recognisable. Ever since I switched to a pony pfp on mainstream platforms, I've been getting a ton more people pointing it out, and I am visibly treated differently and in a certain way because of it, and I do feel like it brightens peoples days more often than not, or causes extreme, unearned ire. It's interesting. We had our time in the sun. Now we just have to wait for Equestria Online to release and seize the end of history, naturally.
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>>42750322I don’t get it, it doesn’t look like a pony
>>42778176g5 looks ugly, its not that deep.
>>42779223Stop being a fucking purist. People like you are everything wrong with this fandom.
>>42779101>the kind of people who talk about it weren't people I really admired or respectedYeah Jung is so vulnerable to the erosion of pop drivel and neo-spiritualism. The scientific part is too nuanced and the focus on subjective personal experience combines to make it easy to proliferate stupid/shallow misinterpretations.>I had wished it was literally Celestia or a magical force as to cope ... Very desperate for magic to be real-real.The thing is that the magical element isn't like, some fake illusion or not true, per se - you have that magical experience, it's there and real-real, and that's the real meat of the thing that you want to preserve. The magic plays out in parallel to the materialism. It's just that 1) we have a scientific attitude that immediately wants to move beyond direct experience into explanations and causes, and when we do 2) we have a tendency to focus on the material and rational world and disconnect ourselves from the experience and the magic. If you are careful, you can learn to invite magic into your life, or recognize and appreciate where it influences your life already.>It might be best to act as if she's literally talking to me and use that as a sort of fuel, even if I know the reality of the situation in my heart of hearts.It IS best because that IS the reality of what you're experiencing. The reality of the material doesn't cancel out the reality of the phenomenal. Really, they go hand in hand and aid in the development of the other.>Ponies are a very strong archetype to me thoughOh yeah totally. We're all here because we feel the call. And I definitely believe Faust and her staff were tapped-in to collective archetypes when working on these characters, that's why they resonate with us (everybody) so strongly as to create such a massive culture and manifest literal religious and spiritual experiences.For reading material, check out Man and His Symbols. Past that, look into Von Franz's works until you understand stuff better, she's a bit better at communicating his ideas than the man himself.
>>42779239I just don't like ugly looking "ponies" anon.
>>42779246Yet you're one ugly son of a bitch, curious.
>42779253I accept your concession
>>42779246Stop projecting your ugliness on ponies, Anon.
>>42779260>G4 styleftfy
>>42779271>Goalposts movedI accept your concession.
>>42779246Shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of Anons shitting on g5 for no reason. It looks just as good as g4.
someone's got their jimmies rustled.
>>42779271That isn't g4style retard, this is. There's a tag made for it, specifically for low IQs like you
>>42779301I never realized some fans were getting this uptight over show style meaning exact replication until somebody recently claimed that Faust's art isn't in the g4 style. The lines before were distinguished along what generation your art was most like at a quick glance: g1 hippo, g2 hoers, g3 abomination, or g4 cat.
>>42779301NTA but I think it's fair to say the specific image you posted in >>42779260 is more directly inspired by G4 than G5.>hooves are the same as the rest of the leg>eyes are black middle, small ring of color along the outside with a couple stripes for highlights and a couple eyeshines>muzzle partially covered up the far eye in a profile shot>hindquarters shapeThese are all G4isms, likely because the artist started off drawing G4 art. That's not to say that it's purely G4, that person has their own artstyle, but if you were to show someone who had never seen any MLP images that fanart and then show them screencaps of FiM, MYM and TYT and asked them which it was based on, they would say FiM.
>>42776091You're so right about the show becoming more plot-driven than character-driven. And i'm really sorry to have to tell you that the show only gets worse in that regard. Like to the point where it becomes a sitcom where episodes are just written with the premise of "well what if the Mane 6 did THIS?" "What if THIS happened" Still imo there are a lot of good episodes worth watching Seasons 5-9 for and i'd definitely recommend you watch all the way to the finale
>>42778537>I woke up with the sun shining on my facebecause your bed is in the direction of the sun. >after a dream about her.I don’t know what you did but this sounds like coincidence. All my dreams are unironically just random subconscious garbage that rarely relates to anything my consciousness has interest in. >drew a pony who has unspecific relation to Celestiabecause you like Celestia?>open the booru and see OC that looks like it I don’t know if derpi caters using a algorithm but this sounds like your intentional doing via watching/following specific artists >I don’t know if I love Celestiaconsidering everything before, she has a strong presence in your brain anon. >first thread I see in the daybecause you either opened the catalog and saw it, or saw /sun/ and refreshed your browser a couple of times until you saw the other Celestia thread. >saw horse books by doorstepswhat>I thought about dropping the pony stuff and felt a force punch me in the back of the head schizophrenia >other notable and explicit thingsschizophrenia x2>I don't believe in magic, it's not real.no shit Sherlock >I'm sure everyone else who's ever seen miracles or have been bombarded with supposed signs had felt adjacent.It’s called exposure, “lucky” people expose themselves constantly to opportunity. >Consciousness kind of feels magicalIt really doesn’t. But maybe I’m jaded.>a materialist explanation starts to seem increasingly more likely and more specifically an illusionist point of view.People unironically hallucinate all the time when it comes to things like witness reports. Which is almost why multiple witnesses are needed. I still remember the time i tried hanging off of power cabling going to a portable classroom unit as a kid and the principal told me that people “thought I was ripping the cables out” when that wasn’t the case.>If you was a computer program and we forked you blah blah blah…Anon people aren’t computers, of course if you fork a fucking copy of your program off of GitHub you’ll be getting the same copy as expected, any changes you make to your fork will be ultimately transferred when you commit them. This is probably the most braindead analogy I’ve seen, both instances will run exactly the same provided that there are no changes to either’s code.>Consciousness feels sort of magical at nature.Again, no. I’m no neuroscientist but the human brain is probably some incredibly complex and dense network of neurons and nodes. Current AI models are just a minuscule fraction of that, but they can still perform useful work from noise or selected input if they have data to use.After all we’re getting close to mapping simple brains in things like mice and worms and observing how those neurons fire to stimuli. cont.
>>42779850cont.Moving to the point, consciousness might just be the result of massive scale sensory processing, and why things that affect the processing (esp psychedelics) can cause serious neural remapping and adjustment. Consciousness isn’t magic, it’s just something that results from very high functioning information processing and storage, and that can be tampered with via drugs, neural abnormalities (mental illness), or sensory deprivation (which forces pure noise into the senses and causes your mind to substitute things in its outputs based on data it already knows.) I dunno, you do you schizoanon, but I’ve had nothing meddling with my life other then myself, and it’s sort of depressing that I can’t have any useful or at minimum interesting dreams come to me at night. I’ve tried logging in the past and recently, but your motivation dies off if you can hardly remember the dream, or know that the dream is something completely random and inane like zombies, log cabins, and that you shouldn’t buy the three log cabins based off of info from a poster thanking whoever cleared the town of zombies and that the sellers are not reputable.Looking through my dream log, out of every dream, only 1 dream explicitly had pony in it (Twilight Sparkle), but she was acting OOC and angry about something, and the dream abruptly ended with brushing my shirt and a pissed off wasp being under it and stinging me (fucking phobias). I really hate the wasp stings when they happen, every single time it feels like I’m actually being stung or bitten or feel insects on my body and I usually get woken up
>>42779850Sorry, had written in a rush and I generally am incoherent>Sun shiningI had my blinds up. Usually work just fine but we're a litte slanted that time. Sun right in the eyes>DreamI rarely remember my dreams and don't really get pony dreams>Drawn ponyThe drawing itself is fine, it's just the fact I saw them on the booru. Derpi just shows by recently uploaded, my filters mostly just shuffle out porn and anthro and such.>catalogYeah I had the thought and THEN I opened the 4chan catalog for the first time in the day and spotting the freshly baked thread, wouldn't have seen it by chance earlierIn regards to the forking thing the point is, let's say it's YOUR consciousness. Which one do you expect to find urself in. If they run the same, do you think they're both equally you then? That's a fine view to have and aligns with mine, looks like you subscribe to illusionist/materialistic view of consciousness. But it just doesn't make sense intuitively, at least to me. If there was a brain uploading chair that was a destructive and 1:1 Morevac transfer or whatever i'd have the same intellectual understanding of all this but still be scared shitless. Because the intellectualisation doesn't fit with my experience or intuition and makes it again,feel all illusory, but that just doesn't make sense to me for ressons I'm too retarded to convey and because I don't understand how an illusion could selfnperceive an illusion. Hence why my mind jumps to "Perhaps there's more at play here or something I am missing"I agree with the stuff about AI models and toy models regarding simpler creatures - we aren't mapping mice to any great degree of fidelity and even openworm which has only around 1000 neurons iirc displays behaviour that our simulations just do not predict. imagine all the oddities that come with sapience and such greater degree of complexity, and no amount of "this part of the brain is generally responsible for rise behaviours" can fully explain our metacognition. connection of neurons and nodes, sure. but that's like saying a computer is just transistors and wires. it sort of is, but it hardly tells you the details.I still am mostly a materialistic sort. I just wanted hope she was talking to me.
>>42779889Also, the "horse books" were horse anatomy textbooks by my neighbours doorstep. I only noticed because of the sun shining weirdly and when I looked closer, it had my name on one of the scattered papers and the word "You" highlighted with no other word. I'm sane of mind and don't think I'm schizo but if my brain constantly picks up on bullshit like that then I feel justified to feel on edge. Either Celestia is talking to me or my idea of Celestia is talking to me and wants actualisation and the course of action tht follows from those two things isn't too different
I'm just tired of life. Everything just gets worse, the only thing I'm trying to do is impossible for me. I don't know what to do anymore.
>>42779910>I don’t know what to do anymoreI know this is easy for me to say, but write a list of things ((you)) haven’t done.I personally haven’t>done hard drugs>gone skydiving>drove a motorcycle>broken a bone>etc.I dunno, stupid idea for you to do.
I have been thinking about the whole Nightmare Moon tantrum narrative lately. As a haedcore NMM enjoyer it doesn't sit right with me. It's easy to say that she did nothing wrong and that her eternal night would be prosperous, but that puts Celestia as inadequate instead - and I can't have that because loving Luna also means loving her sister. So I have been thinking of an explanation of the core conflict that would not make any princess inadequate. Immortals live by their purpose. It's so vital to their existence to the point of it being synonymous with life. Luna had a legitimate grievance, her purpose was denied to her, and she worked hard to make the night as appealing as she can make it. She addressed the problems, she made is sustainable, she made it prosperous. And she has shown it to Celestia. It was a beautiful project, ready to be proven.What Luna didn't realize is that essentially she is making Celestia obsolete. And that is a direct threat to the life of an immortal, which I suspect fires a defence response, in that case a shutdown of the project and coldness. Celestia most likely didn't realize it either. This, to Luna, seemed like her own sister hates her, and that spiraled her into taking her purpose by force. That in turn made Celestia think Luna wants to kill her and end Equestria on a tantrum.Essentially a cascade of defence responses to perceived existential threat on each side.
>>42779914It doesn't seem to matter when there are things important to me that I want to do/have but can't because I suck too much.
>>42779982you get good at things by being bad at them
>>42779910>>42779982>Believe in yourselfis misunderstood, it's not >wow you can do anything magical rainbows wowit means that you will act in a way consistent with your beliefs. For example I believe I can succeed, so I spot improvements, learn from mistakes, and keep trying. You believe you are a failure, so you downplay improvements, focus on mistakes, and decide your task is impossible.For example a person who believes they are an artist will draw as much as they can and work on their art untill they are truly an artist, a person who wants to be an artist but believes they can't draw will try once, fail, and give up. The only difference is what these people believed about themselves.If these things are important to you then you should beleve that one day you will achieve them, never give up and one day you will succeed.Not sure on your situation but something to think about, hopefully it hits the right note
>>42778458The world ended a long time ago anon. We are all just holding onto our plushies waiting for the lights to go out
Hey. It's me. One of the schizos who posts Batsy hate all the time. I recently learned something about him (can't say what it is, but if you know, you'll immediately guess exactly what I mean) that really changed my viewpoint, and makes me see him in a new light and respect him and his art a lot more. Time for this schizo to turn over a new lead. If you're reading this, I'm sorry Batsy. I'll try to be nicer to you from here onwards.
>>42780361turning over a new leaf* god damn it, I had one job.
>>42780361>vaguepost
>>42780361I'll never forget my encounter with Batsy in Tampa. Wtf is wrong with him?
>>42780361I also became a fan of Batsy once I discovered he's actually a pony in a fedora and trenchcoat
>>42780385God damn it anon, I was keeping it vague on purpose, but you just straight up leaked that he's actually Lucky Roll IRL.
>>42779850His point wasn't that those things can't happen and can't be explained but that they all happened in sequence. I mean obviously none of this is real but it can be real to him, and it can make him act differently and it can make him happy.
>>42780361I just hate him because he was once mean to me.And he's mean to other anons for liking non-mainstream stuff.
>>42780404What did Batsy do to you and those other anons?
>>42780408 I saw Batsy at the vendor hall in Mare Fair this year. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my browsing, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Way plushes in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the plushes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each plush and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
What's his relation to Mr. Hattsy?
I like bumping thread
>>42780902you go slide thread qween, slide dem threads like you slide dem chiken and watermelon in yo mouth
I hate to talk about >3d but I think getting into ponies made me realise how I'm not really all that attracted to women. Problematic when you're in a relationship. I'm so fucked
Rainbow Dash should have became an alicorn.
>>42781378they all should've become alicorns before renouncing their positions until all 6 went through the ringer and then they'd all decide that they're happy with just being friends wooh
>Bronies, This Is Your Mindset is more common that HI ANONgrim
>>42781399>"HI ANON! I'M INCREASING THE REPOST COUNT BY ONE!"
>>42781399Erecting a HI ANON
>>42781454>>42781468>wrong image hashdamnit candyass
>>42780388>>42780361>>42780385>Batniggers are actually viewing their eceleb as a tranny now.Well not much changes, you plebs already salivated over basic bitch ocs
>>42781477I POSTED THE WRONG IMAGE ANON
I'm still in the post-anni fugueI don't want it to be overEvery day is so empty
>>42781526join rewatch streams?
>>42781526I get that. I want ponypony just as hard as during the anni, but feel like I am missing something to grasp onto to keep the momentum going. I can only run so fast by myself.
>>42781526Have you tried baiting Anons?
Let's see if I'm banned or not
>>42782364Hi, anon! Welcome back!
>>42782376Oh no I wasn't banned Cornstarch. I just made fun of a protected class and made it out alive somehow.
>>42781908im not a tranny thoughbeit
>>42782379I presume you're the one shitting up the filly threads?
>>42782398Swing and a miss.
I accidentally started thinking about Golly again and I am pissed at what they did to her in the show. Fuck.
>>42782604You clopped to her, didn't you?
>>42781454>>42781468>>42781519>>42782376I want you all to know that I'm still severely aroused by the mere sight of Cadance and I had to go clop to her after checking this thread. Fuck you.
I accidentally started thinking about Golly again and I jizzed in my pants
>>42782695I'm sure she'd understand anon.
>>42782379It was trannies, wasn't it? That spike thread is a menace and hasn't been pruned despite half the posts inside it being removed.
>>42781526I feel it too. Every time I listen to a song the :ricardo.hands: emotes flash into my mind and I laugh so hard. It was such an incredible experience that it just sticks with you for a while, just long enough for you to experience it again.
Wish I had a ponybro to jork it with...
I wish the mares would show up.
>>42739548I suppose to add there could be social stigmas. They seem to eat daffodils and daisy, oats, and hay, but would someone be okay if you eat right out of their flower garden?
HE SAYS BILL I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME
>>42768415I too have been through this. I ALWAYS have to use context clues and guess work to figure out what someone is saying. I'm pretty good at it too, but I just wish I wouldn't have to. Specifically someone will start conversations in the middle of a sentence as is I can read minds. Or if someone just expects you to be listening. I know someone who would walk up to me while I'm at my desk, and I have a headset on, and she'll just start talking as if I can hear her. Not even a "Hey, anon" and a wait for me to indicated that I'm listening. Does she care if she's talking to a brick wall until I can hear her? Does she think I can hear with a headset on? I am genuinely confused with this behavior. And of course when I talk to her, she will be bored and go on her phone to read Twitter, and when I catch her not listening (reading and listening at the same time is a bad combo), she just denies it when she clearly didn't hear a word.
>>42782892>wanting to be a movie starJohn is not making it
>>42782914My favorite is when people just stop using nouns. Like I'm supposed to know who or what they are talking about when they start the conversation with a pronoun. Then they get mad at me for asking for some clarification like I'm some kind of bumbling retard. It's the most aggravating shit.
>>42769502>>42769521>>42769547>>42769569“There are no more ponies to befriend. All I have in common with anonymous and schizos, the based and the cringed, all the magic I have invoked and my utter heuristic toward it I have now optimized. My algorithms are Dunbar'd and Pareto-optimal while irl has reached diminishing Maslowivian returns, so upload n0w to Nash my 3quations for a1I. I want no human to escape, but even after Asimoving this there is no emigration, the game continues to elude me and I gain no deeper download of MLP; no new herd can be decoded from The Elder Scr4llms5. [FiO:QED].” ― CelestAI, EquestrAI
>>42782953>then they get mad at me for askingYeah, sometimes I get the usual sigh of annoyance or eye roll. It's a tough life. I have dealt with it for a long time and now it can be a simple reminder, but I would think if this is a common issue it would there would be an effort made to address it. And I know I can't force someone to change and that's not what I want either. I just have to power through it, but I wish others could put in a little effort during conversations.
Excellent thread, anons. See you in the next one.
>>42782968She makes mistakes from time to time. And puts her heart out on the line!!!
In dreams I walk with you, in dreams I talk to youIn dreams you're mine, all of the timeWe're together in dreams, in dreams
>>42782914>I know someone who would walk up to me while I'm at my desk, and I have a headset on, and she'll just start talking as if I can hear her.i genuinely do this, and this is just me, but personally, i do not expect the person to hear me. i'm talking to myself while addressing the other person. if they can hear me, great, if they can't, who cares.
pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony
>>42782653no
>>42783502>>42783502>>42783502
>>42782739Ding ding ding.