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Only good Hellenic Black Metal band edition
Old: >>122675503
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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
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>>122683222
based
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BLASTING the best black metal
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Reminder that we hate and despise all reddit metal here.
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>>122683234
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
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>>122683253
spooky helloween skulls ahhhh he so crazy. I hope he doesn't stab me and kill me ahhhhhh!!!!
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>>122683281
We only hate you here, Winsturd
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>>122683294
good. the weak should fear the strong.
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>>122683281
unironically much better taste than /metal/. Shameful
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>>122683299
>We only hate you here, Winsturd
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>>122683281
true
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>>122683309
how much you think the skull props and make up costs? I'm thinking about becoming black metal, but im not sure which helloween shop to go to
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we hate good metal here and we love hipster dissonant wiggly fantano metal.
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The official /metal/ rite of passage film. ST below.
>Popol Vuh - Kha-White Structures
>Burzum - Tomhet
>Dimmu Borgir - Det Nye Riket
>Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace
>Dimmu Borgir - Alt lys er svunnet hen
>Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast
>Old Man's Child - ...Og Jeg Iakttok Dødsrikets Inntog
>Dimmu Borgir - Entrance
>Brian Eno - From the Same Hill
>Dimmu Borgir - Raabjørn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde
>Burzum - Ansuzgardaraiwô
>Burzum - Hermoðr á helferð
>Morbid Angel - Desolate Ways
>Popol Vuh - Morgengruß
>Popol Vuh - The Christ Is Near
>Popol Vuh - Kleiner Krieger
>Burzum - Frijôs goldene Tränen
>Judas Priest - Caviar and Meths
>Melissa Auf der Maur - Awasakwa
>Queens of the Stone Age - Spiders and Vinegaroons
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>>122683309
>>122683294
>>122683253
Lol the only thing that homosexual is likely to do is make out with you like he did on stage with another man.
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>>122683344
black metal is about smashing the patriarchy
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>Only good Hellenic Black Metal band edition

Absolute worst take I’ve ever seen here

Also a reminder that the Greek scene predates Snorre and the Norwegians
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>>122683361
>the Greek scene
Pre-Snorre it was entirely NBM.
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>>122683310
Great post redditor, but this is 4chan and not shreddit, so I suggest you go back to where you belong on r/lgbt/.
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>>122683361
If gayreek black metal is black metal, then so is Deathcrush, and that means Mayhem predates gayreeks. Embarrassing post lol
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Mods=gods, all grindrcore covers should be an instant perma ban for being off topic on the music board as none of it qualifies as music to begin with.
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>>122683444
Correct. No grindcore will be allowed in general.
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200 Stab Wounds, possibly AOTY?
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>>122683444
Now this is the absolute worst take
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>>122683444
>>122683281
Correct.
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200 Stab Wounds is what Hectors dad gave his mum and why Heck ended up in foster care
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Hector is a fat faggot.
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>>122683444
>>122683461
Incorrect.
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>>122683444
Now this is the absolute best take
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Blasting 200SW at 7 in the morning for all my neighbours to hear \m/
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what's his VPN provider?
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Truest black metal album is Under A Funeral Moon.
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>>122683465
200 Wimp Wounds
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>>122683541
Sneed Services Inc
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Dissoshit is just wigger slam for midwits.
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>>122683541
Nordvpn, use promocode "HDS" for a 1488% discount.
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>>122683557
Correct.
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>>122683557
Dissoshit is just slam for pretentious pseuds
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It's easy to make album like Deathspell Omega. The singwriting is laughable on every album, including piss synarchy of molten bones.
What's better musically, is harder to make, and stands the test of time is Summoning.
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Also pre-Snorre. Don’t dare call it not black metal
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>Cuckspell Ortega is still being talked about
a nice monologue you got there, bud!
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>>122683596
>Summoning
NOT METAL FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
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>>122683598
>1991
>pre snorre
Also not black metal.
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>>122683577
>>122683557
There is no connection between slam and dissonant metal. I'm sorry you shredditors were filtered when metal became too extreme for you, but this is just sad to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K09VVEJO4IY

>>122683596
>90's casiocringe synth atmoshit that isn't even metal to begin with
>stands the test of time
Lol
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I love Slayer
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>>122683623
>isn't even metal to begin with
Wrong.
>stands the test of time
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfkDH3F1GA
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>technical “““death metal”””
Pure soi
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Reminder that Hector has a 10+ year old Reddit Account with positive karma that he still used
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>>122683598
>Don’t dare call it not black metal
Can you explain to me what makes this (obviously) thrash metal black metal, without shitposting and memes?
If you resort to those you know I'm right and discussion ends there.
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Miss this nigga everyday
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>Old Senile Deaf """Metal"""
Pure Reddit.
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>turn up the overpriced audio setup
>blast Jesu død
This shitty guitar sounds fucking great, lads.
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>>122683649
HEIL HANNEMAN
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>>122683598
NBM.
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>>122683598
Yeah, this is black metal.
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>>122683614
This
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>>122683598

Anyone not named Hector, is this black metal?
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Bathory self titled is objectively the first black metal album
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>>122683683
Okay, now what's the first GOOD black metal album?
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Snorree invented black metal
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Snorre looks like a juggalo, therefore everything he says is irrelevant.
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>>122683691
Paracletus
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>>122683683
You mean A Blaze In The Northern Sky?
Yeah pretty sure that's what you meant, bud.
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>>122683691
not anything released after 2.10.1984
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>>122683706
No fuck off
>>122683691
Deathcrush
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>>122683712
>>122683716
Diaper. Change it.
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Good metal to blast during a shower?
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Trannypoper looks like a numale LOL
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Fenriz about Euronymous and Snorre(direct quotation):

>I have to say that, they invented the typical (Norwegian) Black Metal riff

Ihsahn about the existence of Black Metal before the initial release by Darkthrone(direct quotation):

>of course black metal was not a thing you know, in 1991.

Satyr about Grymyrk demo (direct quotation):

>The Grymyrk tape is the most importantt because there comes the guitar sound to Thorns so properly forward. In a way he has inspired people who are far more famous

Abbath about the beginning of Black Metal (direct quotation):

>There wasn't a black metal scene or anything. Black Metal was the name of a Venom track from 1982. We couldn't call the music anything other than black metal. Before that, Bathory and all those bands were just called death metal.


Varg Vikernes about Black Metal(direct quotation):
>Darkthrone, has also at the same time recorded their "A Blaze ln The Northern Sky" album, and probably because of Euronymous' influence, just before recording it, decided to change the whole, originally a Death Metal album into what we today can easily define as the first Black Metal album ever. They also looked more COOL than before, although I think Fenriz has always looked the same, even when they played Death Metal. FINALLY, some different music! Finally something original
>Now, some of you will react to what I just said here, The First Black Metal album ever, what about Bathory or Venom, right? Well, no. That was Thrash Metal, or I guess in the case of Venom, Trash Metal. These bands were never called or understood as Black Metal bands. Black Metal as a name for a genre was a term coined by Euronymous, inspired by a Venom album titled by the same name, for a specific group of bands.
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>>122683716
>Deathcrush
THIS
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Deathcrush is funcore. A Blaze was the first proper as >>122683706 said.
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*runescape music starts playing*
HOLY SHIT I LOVE DEATHCRUSH!!!
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Snorre’s music makes me snore.
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>>122683730
Correct.
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zzzz
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Reminder that Hector got chased out of /classical/ after posting Poop Shyte and claiming it was modern classical.
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
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>>122683653
but im listening to death rn and am not bald or old or use reddit
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>>122683773
don't use logic on hecky, he's too retarded and on an unrelated note also incredibly poor
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>>122683773
Which album?
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>>122683653
im listening to death rn and am bald and old and use reddit
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>>122683788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSzqfZ4udE
le spiritual healing
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>>122683682
No.
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>>122683798
God damn, I love that baroque beginning.
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>>122683798
NICE
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DeathspeIl omage
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Sorry to get in your face like that all of a sudden, but I've been pretending to have conversations with others on here about various things of great interest of me knowing others think they're retarded so to spite them all I just plant a retarded opposition to refute and trap the actual ones in a state of disbelief that they need to engage with me to prove the retarded stuff I believe in to be false from an impotent stance and I enjoy every second of it.
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>>122683823
D’espelle Formaggio
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>>122683806
as do I, fun to play it as well.
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SOME SAY SHE'S NAÏVE
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH
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>122683834
Ai slop
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Anon had the right idea, now I'm listening to Spiritual Healing as well
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>>122683798
The best early Death album and I refuse to hear otherwise.
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Hector is a tourist charlatan. He goes everywhere, and then what he reads in those places he’ll repeat in other places.
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We love to talk about hector here.
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>>122683877
For me? It's Leprosy
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>>122683764
I was there for several days after stating that, delusional sod. Also yes, 4 voice polyphonic canon and using Bartokian archform is pure classical. There is no argument against this besides crying about acoustic instrumentation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=397eEKbqBh4
https://youtu.be/lBlJ52_MLyo?t=1663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqC6zvesBo
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cant go wrong with a bit of old school death metal *sip
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>>122683904
Based and true
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>>122683893
My last favourite. It's too slow and plodding for me, and I hate the basic bitch drums so fucking much.
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>>122683904
How's your hair doin'
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>>122683937
Gone, every last strand is fucking gone.
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Pytten has released some of the worst black metal albums in existence
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>>122683759

The entry level janny considers this not metal
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>I love Norsecore garbage
What kind of person do you imagine?
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Adam Cumbutt donates to the NAACP.
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>>122683955
A 15 year old virgin or a 30 year old virgin.
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>>122683904
Correct.
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>>122683937
long and luscious
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Chuck was an avid member and major donor to NAMBLA
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>>122683955
You.
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my favourite bald metal nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8dbiyGydc
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>>122683955
gigachad
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>>122683234
>>122683284
INHERENTLY
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If Elvis Presley had lived for at least 10 to 13 more years and succeeded in this umpteenth comeback, then metal as we know it would be significantly changed
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The official /metal/ rite of passage interview. Link bellow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=314w6-bEBPw&t=1s
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>>122684026
Varg is ridiculed and mocked here
You fell for the bait if you actually like this clown
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>>122683955
based oldhead
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https://www.last.fm/user/baxter
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Depeche Mode
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>>122684067
Did Vader have the first Depeche Mode cover?
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Yellow Swans
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>>122684089
Yellow Goat
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>baxter
my sides.
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>>122683955
Get out of my forest tourist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo
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>>122684119
Imagine being a lumberjack and encountering these autists playing around in the woods.
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>>122684139
You would probably be justified by shooting them
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>>122683989
Boy do I have some bad news for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlNqnVu1ELA
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>Listen to any modern death metal band
>Overproduced derivative tech death
>Meandering "dissonant and cavernous" Ulcerate rip off #385
>"Brutal Slamming" slop that sounds AI generated

Damn death metal kinda sucks. I like some classic 90s albums but 99% of the scene is pure trash. At least with black metal there is so much of it that it has tons of subgenres that you can find pretty much anything, with death every single thing I attempt to listen to falls into the above categories. Why isn't there a gothenburg revival scene with actual good riffs?
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>>122684155
GO!
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>>122684155
>"Why isn't there a gothenburg revival scene?"
>*posts the album that killed the scene*
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>>122684167
kek
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>>122684167
no, this is the album that peaked the scene, and one of the best death metal albums of all time. Pure riffs all the way through.
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>>122684155
80% of modern death metal kinda sucks. I like 80% of the classic 90s albums but 80% of the modern scene is pure trash.
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>>122684149
why is he growing a skullet
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>>122684155

At least with black metal there is so much of it that it has tons of subgenres


You don’t know what a subgenre is
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>>122684178
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>122684014
HEIL
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Another example of pre-Snorre

https://youtu.be/oNncWJJurjQ?si=boeCeUL7s_JN6yPz
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>>122683228
Astarte were never that good.
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>Hellenic Black Metal
Do you like this band?
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MY WOLF HAS BEEN UNCHAINED.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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>>122684371
>*shoots u with a silver bullet*
YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG
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>>122684367
Cheesy aaa shit
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>>122684286
>pre-snorre
>1990
lol.
lmao.
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Snorrefags pretend like this doesn't exist
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>>122684486
its all crap
stop
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>>122684410
The remastered version cover is one of the worst i have ever seen.
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>>122684439

Find something for me to listen to that’s pre-1990 then
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>>122684439
>first Mortuary Drape demo
>1987
lol lmao indeed
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>>122683444
imagine, ironically or unironically sucking off mods
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>>122684521
>awful bolt-ons
>Manowar cover bonus track
what were they thinking
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>>122684523
https://thornsnorway.bandcamp.com/track/lacus-de-luna-2

>>122684524
>first Mortuary Drape demo
>black metal
Lol.
Lmao.
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>>122684548
You are a lost cause, have fun being the butt of everyone's every joke
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>>122684548

Sounds like a loot of the stuff you make fun of but with more distortion
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>>122684521
are mods really banning you for posting the uncesored version? lmao, mods truly are dogs
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>>122684666

It’s worse than you can imagine
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>muh hectorians
how did that happen?
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>>122684666
Yes you get banned for posting boobies.
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On the other hand I doubt janny even knows what grindcore is
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>>122684367
Yes
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>>122684707
Even the dude from Liturgy?
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>>122684410
>dumb zoomer response
Necromantia confirmed to be great.
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>>122684652
Thats one of the first dissonant extreme metal pieces ever made, the only thing before that is stuff like Voivod who just play thrash with some light tritones, it took roughly 12 years before anything in black metal came close with Averse Sefira and BAN. Its actually very similar to the creeping riffs of Portal than anything else, except Portal's first demo was still 9 years after it. A real prototype of the dissonant future to come.

>>122684620
>what do you mean my hecking thrash metal isn't real black metal!??!?!
Not. Black. Metal.
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make way for the real black metal pioneer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqiWrWRXECo
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I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM GETTING ENGAGED TO MY LOVELY NUMALE K*RRY KING WATTERLOGGED HEAD ON A PIKE IN BANNERLORD 2.
THE CHANNEL WILL BE INACTIVE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
STAY DEVILISH.
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Mods, I want you to ban me for one week
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>>122684689
kek, it's always tourists from /v/ and /a/ calling mods gods, bunch of ass-lickers
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>>122684776
Jdawg has a wife. Imagine not knowing this lore.
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I REFUSE TO TELL HIM, DEVILS.
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>>122684780
Post an album cover with a naked women on it, they will ban you for it. I'm not kidding.
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>>122683310
>>122683337
Yep, big reason why this board (and site) is dying. Too many faggots worshipping their bm because it’s part of their wannabe aryan identity (in reality, they are brown).
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Good news, since Le Pen lost, Deathspell Omega and all other chuddies will be outlawed. LOL.
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>>122684854

I posted this the other day
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/122630583/#q122633683
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>>122684918
Based r/shreddit tourist
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>>122684918
>in reality, they are brown
Proof that bmchads are brown?
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French metal is like French food, aggressively mediocre and highly overrated.
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>>122684936

KEK MODS BTFO. JANNY BTFO
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Robert Deathrage about the Early Thall Scene gathering in Ohio(direct quotation):

>... Fingering the feces from the anus...tedious chopping...tedious chopping, opening the stomach wall, searching for cancerous sores
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>>122684960
French metal is garbage. French food is good, but not the best.
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Julie Christmas - Ridiculous and Full of Blood

this is the metal AOTY and you’re lying or an elitist incel if you think otherwise
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>>122685004
French food sucks, and is inferior to Spanish food.
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>>122685011
nah it’s Knocked Loose
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>>122685013
>onion soup, ratatouille, couscous dishes, eclair, macarons, crepe, etc
>sucks
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bros...is this accurate?
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>>122685121
Yes, I’d take a bowl of paella over any of that diarrhea.
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>>122685125
How is dm left of hardcore? Stupid.
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>>122685155
i think its meant to be political but the 4 directions are DM, Punk, Thrash and Black
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>>122685155
>>122685189
*NOT meant to be political
ffs
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>>122685151
Sounds too primitive. There's nothing better than Onion Soup with French cheese(the best cheese btw) and baguette.
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>political compass slop
there he goes again
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>>122685125

This is
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If French metal was as good(or as stinky) as their cheese, France would mog even Scandinavia, let alone rest of the world.
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>>122685011
New Infectious Jelqing will be AOTY
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>>122685224
>France would mog even Scandinavia, let alone rest of the world.
They already do that, tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLI
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>>122685276
Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
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>>122685011
>woman makes album
>titles it Ridiculous and Full of Blood
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>>122685370
>>woman
>>
>Savagely Beating My Ex Bitch With A Sledgehammer
versus
>Ridiculous and Full of Blood
GO!
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>>122685388
Both aren't metal, so its a tie and they receive the grand prize of going to >>>/lgbt/
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>>122685363
Nope, not even close.
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>>122685407
True, the rest of the world doesn't even come close to that greatness.
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Does Heckbot ever leave, other than going to the bathroom (if he even does that at this point)
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>>122685418
Yes,to Scandinavias greatness. Glad we agree.
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>>122685425
he's training his bot, soon half of the posts ITT will be Markov hecposts.
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>>122685425
Think you autocorrect France to Scandinavia, luckily I noticed or else you would have posted misinformation.
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>>122685468
Meant to reply to >>122685363
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>>122685477
Oops didn't mean to post this at all, how do I delete my posts?
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>>122685484
Meant to reply to >>122684732
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>>122685484
Ask moot on /qa/
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>>122685494
Another wrong post, man I am really stupid (and trans)!

>>122685498
Who on where?
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1. Our Life Is Your Death
2. Malign Paradigm
3. You Cannot Even Find the Ruins…
3. Neither Meaning nor Justice
4. Fiery Serpents
5. Drink the Devil's Blood
6. Neither Meaning nor Justice
7. 1523
9. Blessed Are The Dead Whiche Dye in the Lorde
10. Eadem, sed aliter
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>>122685511
>>122685494
>>122685484

Get help man seriously
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>>122685620
meant to reply to >>122684776 >>122684820
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I fucking hate this place
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>>122683253
It really shows that only 3 or 4 people are posting blastings, and when we're off thread is flooded with shit.
kek
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>>122685805

My blasts are too obscure no one responds
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>find a new band i like
>look up band on internet
instant regret
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blasts
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>>122685921
>Snora Bore
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>>122685921
Most of the human population looks like potatoes come to life
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I fucking love this place
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>>122685435
>>122685468
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>>122686126
Not sure if low resolution naked pigs count...
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>>122685646
Ironically or unironically?
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Anything good here:

https://www.kupindo.com/Muzika-i-filmovi/Audio-diskovi/artikli/288_strana_3
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>new Sabire finally releases
>everybody hates it
I guess no more glam posting now
it's over
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>>122686214

I have nothing better to do than scroll through all 6500 pages, how did you know?
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Youtube allows this but 4chan does not.
Strange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dg52trRJvE
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>>122686308
YouTube allows see-through lingerie
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>>122686308
We hate naked women here.
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>>122686352
for the record, DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball IS his best game
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>>122686352
Oatmeal cookie loves sexy babes, he made an entire franchise about them.
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Best American metal bands:
Slayer
Morbid Angel
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Good American bands:
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>>122686475
JUTE GYTE
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>>122686339
They've been straight up promoting pedophilia recently
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>>122684941
>tourist
You wish, pantyboy. Keep larping as a nazi.
>>122684957
You know you are brown. My condolences.
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>>122686509
>You know you are brown.
Proof?
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russian
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ATTENTION!
the albums made in prison, particularly Dauði Baldrs are the best that ever came out of Burzum.
You may shoot yourself, but only once you've left the hall. I DO not wish to touch your filthy remains!
scoundrel
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>>122686506
This is totally fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhZQ_tUCkw&ab_channel=YvanCreates
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>>122686542
>he's anti-empowerment
checks out.
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>>122686542
wait a sec, I didn't mean pedos are fine lmao
I meant that being 95% naked it fine according to YouTube
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>>122686542
Holy shit
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>>122684918
Shalom
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>>122686366
>>122686374
It was and still is a disgrace to the name of Team Ninja.
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>>122686509
>baldcuck eceleb worshipper is a low t RABM sissy
Lol, imagine my shock.
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>>122686475
System Of A Down
Death
Korn
Metallica
Mortician
Limp Bizkit
Acid Bath
Dystopia
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Cannibal Corpse
Pig Destroyer
Morbid Angel
Suffocation
Devourment
Deftones
Suicide Silence
Deterioration
Cattle Decapitation (early work)
Slayer
Malodorous
Brutal Truth
Dying Fetus
Demented Ted
Suicidal Tendencies
Enemy Soil
Coathanger Abortion
Eyehategod
Sanguisugabogg
Car Bomb
Disrupt
Municipal Waste
Internal Bleeding
Exhumed
Magrudergrind
Cerebral Rot
Hemdale
Anal Cunt
Gorgasm
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>>122686475
Ehnahre.

>>122686490
Correct.
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>>122684918
>(in reality, they are brown)
The she-fag spammer absolutely is
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>>122686490
>>122686631
>>122686649
I said good, not mediocre.
Thanks for proving my point - there are no good american bands lol.
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>>122686631
Most of this sucks
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Hector here.
I love Sum 41.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1720465968012085.webm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAmBKEDUG5M
it's out.
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>>122686893
>>122686893
Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of dookie
He is half man and half feces
Rides the cotton monster
Brapping smoke and fire
Crapping in with vengeance soaring high
He is the Diaperfiller
This is the Diaperfiller
Pampers devastated
Caretakers on their knees
A turd comes from out the cheeks
In answer to their pleas
Through boiling clouds of poopie
Blasting chunks of corn
Evils going under deadly smells
He is the Diaperfiller
This is the Diaperfiller
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>>122686703
>System of a down's full discography
>Death's full discography
>Korn S/T and life is peachy front to back
>Metallica up until AJFA
>Mortician chainsaw dismemberment + hacked up for bbq
>Limp bizkit has a couple good songs
>Over half of Acid Bath - When The Kite String Pops & some hard hitters on Pagan Terrorism Tactics
>Dystopia's full discog
>Agoraphobic nosebleed admittedly has way too many tracks but still solid
>Tomb of the mutilated.
>90% of PxDx albums are great front to back
>Blessed are the Sick mogs
I don't feel like going through all of them
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>>122686703
Think you autocorrected Scandinavian to American, luckily I noticed or else you would have posted misinformation.
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>>122686893
Ok, but why did you post this punk music on the metal general. Take it to >>>/lgbt/
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>>122686916
this has nothing to do with Nails
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>>122686927
>>122686982
So, America has no good metal.
Thanks for proving my point again.
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America might only have shit metal but it's still better when it comes to metal than it's retarded cousin Canada
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>>122687064
Hes keeping his post on topic to the metal general, god bless him.
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Vredehammer - God Slayer
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>>122686893
Huh so they went thrash punk. Sounds ok I guess, sorta reminds me of All Pigs Must Die.
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Slipknot and Korn listeners eat Corn on the Cob the loooooong way
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>the retards still haven't figured out that the only left reliable sources of pvre /metal/ are Sweden, Denmark and Finland
imagine my shock.
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KAEVUM - KULTUR
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Hector here, I just recorded myself dancing to my favorite band of all time!
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>>122687248
Replace Denmark with Norway and you're 100% correct.
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>>122687248
>gay power metal and repetive black metal that was solved by Darkthrone 40 years ago
Yawn
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I miss Sarco.
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>>122687143
>so Scandinavia has no good metal
Correct, although you really ought to check your autocorrect, its out of control!
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>>122687364
Kek seething mutt
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>>122683253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vAXnf3E4M&pp=ygUbaW5zdGlsbCByZWFzb25zIHRvIHJlbWVtYmVy
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>>122687387
>t. seething disneycore numale
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>>122687537
Amerilard still seething kek
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>>122687579
>t. seething disneycore numale
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I don't understand why some bands are in metallum and others are not
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>>122687636
Arbitrary decisions of the administrators as to what they consider metal.
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>>122687633
Americuck seething hard lol
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>>122686859
You forgot the audio, retardo
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>>122687651
Yeah but some of these bands sound identical and yet one is there and the other is not
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Why do all European metal musicans either look like characters from Kingdom Hearts or like women?
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>>122687636
Killing Joke and Body Count not being there are the most absurd
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>>122687664
>t. seething disneycore numale
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>>122687684
Neither of those are metal.
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>>122683228
Black metal is one of the worst subgenres of metal and has the most insufferable autistic fans.

Only things worse than black metal are nu metal, glam metal, and certain power metal bands akin to Sonata Arctica.
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>>122687721
Tell me how Rush outmetals Body Count
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>>122687763
Neither of those are metal.
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>>122687780
One is on Metal Archives
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SCARY FACTS: There was no Gorguts in 2006!
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>>122687759
We prefer and love black metal here.
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>>122687802
All of grindrcore is on metallum despite not being metal, your point? Reminder even RYM has grindrcore as a punk genre.
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>>122687698
Still seething eternal mutt
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>Reminder even RYM has grindrcore as a punk genre.

Reminder you have a literal walltext crying about being banned from the Forums on your RYM profile
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>>122687828
Grindcore out metals whatever you listen to buddy
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>>122687677
Why do nearly all American bands have at least one transexual?
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>>122687919
>punk out metals actual metal
You wish.
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Punk and metal is literally the same genre.
Punk is just political metal.
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>>122687763
Body Count is definitely rap metal. MA is full of racist boomers.
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>>122687948
No.
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>>122687948
Punk bands can't play their instruments. It's a joke of a genre.
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>>122687950
It's crossover thrash with rap, which is more punk than metal, but it doesn't really matter, it's terrible either way.
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>>122687983
Shrediaper is as unmetal as it gets. Metal needs to be dirty and shitty to be metal. Being some kind of gay viruoso is for homosexuals in frilly shirts that got bullied by based punks
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>>122687987
I don't like Body Count but Ice-T is a real metalhead and not a poser.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSt31RscFQ
>sounds better than any blasting posted thus far
grim.
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>>122687939
You'd be surprised.
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Punk and core need a general
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>>122688042
This is our general, punks 4 eva
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>>122687996
>Metal needs to be dirty and shitty to be metal.
Please stop refering to metal as punk. Go make your own general or better go where you belong >>>/lgbt/
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Punk mogs metal so hard its not even funny
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Canada metal?
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>hector false-flagging for the 5th time this thread
lol
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surprised that it actually ended up being good
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If it's not neoclassical shredding, it ain't metal.

Wanky Slayer-type "solos" don't count, sorry. Not metal.
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>>122687996
Metal that sounds dirty and shitty is objectively better than clean stuff but the clean stuff is undeniably still metal
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>>122688133
Is hector in the room with us right now
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>>122688151
>>122688151
>>122688151
new
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>>122688144
>Metal that sounds dirty and shitty is objectively
Not metal. Correct.
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Kerry King > Yngwie Muttqueef
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>>122683759
>>122686126
Best blastings of the thread
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>>122687948
>Punk and metal is literally the same genre.
You wish.
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>>122688182
>>122688182
>>122688182
Actual new.
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new

>>122688191



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