Spotting EUPM-enjoyers editionold >>122712524faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
BLASTING
DSO made ne gay
core is metal btw
>>>122715573>Shartbaton>not the biggest poser shit ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjw0wJisueQ
I just wear a plain black t shirt so no one can judge my taste in metal bands
>>122715590This grew on me a lot. Anyone got recs for moody/dramatic melobm? Bonus points for raw.
>>122715569DSO made me drown in pussy.
>>122715615Neopussy that is
>>122715599Sabaton is alright in my book
>>122715615more like turned you into one
The official /metal/ rite of passage film. ST below.>Popol Vuh - Kha-White Structures>Burzum - Tomhet>Dimmu Borgir - Det Nye Riket>Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace>Dimmu Borgir - Alt lys er svunnet hen>Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast>Old Man's Child - ...Og Jeg Iakttok Dødsrikets Inntog>Dimmu Borgir - Entrance>Brian Eno - From the Same Hill>Dimmu Borgir - Raabjørn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde>Burzum - Ansuzgardaraiwô>Burzum - Hermoðr á helferð>Morbid Angel - Desolate Ways>Popol Vuh - Morgengruß>Popol Vuh - The Christ Is Near>Popol Vuh - Kleiner Krieger>Burzum - Frijôs goldene Tränen>Judas Priest - Caviar and Meths>Melissa Auf der Maur - Awasakwa>Queens of the Stone Age - Spiders and Vinegaroons
>Sabaton is alright in my book
>>122715590thanks for reminding me I'm gonna have to suffer through a Haunt set if I want to see Satan this year. nwothm fucking sucks...
ITT: /meal/ you wailed to
Sabaton is the most based metal band currently active>ONE MORE BEER ONE MORE BEERYou low test black shital fags will never be one of us true defenders of metal.
>>122715590
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>122715623>>122715629
>>122715646I'd rather see Haunt than Satan, unironically
>>122715608That's the singer from Kaevum, right?
Dissodookie is worse than crust punk and metalcore combined.
>>122715714it's just mass produced crap. not 1 (one) memorable song
>>122715599Sabaton's not a poser band but a lot of people hate them because they have a lot of poser fans who only learned about them through call of duty and can't name another metal band other than maybe metallica
anyone else lost in a Roman wilderness of pain or am I the only wigger out 'ere feeling bummed out?
Caveman riffs, blast beats, and fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy. Nothing else matters.
>mogs "dissonant" "atmospheric" and "philosophical" black metal in one fell swoop
>>122715781I think they have a lot of memorable songs, like this one for examplehttps://youtu.be/SeMl_zrjpAo?si=pOr5XRcD4muhfrfj
>wear any band shirt>nothing>wear Slayer shirt>boomer comes up yelling YEA SLAYER!
>>122715993I met my wife by wearing a Cradle of Filth shirt and she had on the same shirt
>>122715899
>>122716033What did she smell like
>>122716121>I just have this image to make fun of you, I swear guys
>>122716122Like lilac and gooseberries.
Germany has 0 (zero) good black metal bands.
>>122715899This guy actually took a lot of inspo from Thorns
>>122716151Youtube thinks I'm gay.
>>122715593Only the shitty core is metal
core is kreig
>mod keep warning me for posting about Hector>continue to do nothing about himnah fuck off
AJFA is the greatest metal album of all-time
>>122715694Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Reminder that time has proven Prozak (mostly) right. He was right about death metal, Burzum, race mixing, (((them))), the joys of sodomy, etc.
>>122716703Prozak embodies every bad stereotype of metalheads.
>>122715590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lf6QOyh080
>>122716703Where can I read his opinions about all of these?>>122716743He looks like a mexicano.
>>122716703What did he say about such subjects? Could I get some direct quotations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmF-OBGcd4
>>122715590>title track is just worse My Way
>>122717062>>122717080deathmetal.org
>>122716648eye of the beholder pisses all over any chance at that
>>122717133FUCKWOW
https://www.deathmetal.org/lifestyle/christian-holocaust-license/Kek
>>122717170I am Vrag Burzvm
>>122715590Only Greek BM is real
>>122717170I always wondered if anyone tried mixing it like if you where either at the drumset or in the middle of the band
>>122717182Who is Brett Stevens
It takes a pretty high IQ to understand Rotting Christ.
This thread's lastfm metalhead user selection
i wanna see bad metal album covers
>>122717469One of Prozak’s many aliases.
>>122717600Possibly the worst
>>122717607Wtf I remember reading articles by Bret Stevens back in the day on corrupt.org and I thought it was a different person because his pic was some young looking dude that looked nothing like prozak
>>122717677Prozak had to do something to make it seem like it wasn't all just him
>>122717600
didnt know you guys in this thread also made an albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGk0nskDqY
>>122717600everything by razor
ITS HAPPENING
>>122717917it's so strange to see an album this good with an album cover so horrid. usually shit album covers indicate shit or at least mediocre music, but this is one of the best osdm albums ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCGy-YAhPgmusic on hold
>>122717970i was just blasting some juty guty as you posted this
>>122717600>>122717976it happens every now and then. picrel is one of the best comebacks in dm
>>122718022>>122718009Balbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
Entire of /metal/ doing CSI work rn trying to find any slip ups kek.
The samefagging begins
>>122718199ULTRABASED
>>122718199You don't buy every one of those do you? Maybe that's why you think it's good.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-purchase_rationalizationKek
>>122718199Inb4diaperasshurtOh wait, too late
>>122718368Mental gymnastics incoming
>>122718199Nice.
>>122718199>kills /metal/ with one post
I love Type O Negative so FUCKING MUCH bros.....
>>122718570this poster is either gay or an obese goth girl
>Not many replies to his gay "haul" Hector approaches meltdown territory
Nothing wrong with fat goth chicks.
>>122718637>>122718688Fat women don't belong in metal
>>122718741Fat chicks dressed as Valkyries absolutely belong in metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EaaKk4eRIcLol, yeah this is exactly the type of retard I expected. You can hear it in the music, they aren't intelligent people. Its too close to second wave and the overall form of the songs/album is far too monotonous.
TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES–AH
>metal: dissonant>funkos: popped>sauce: triple ghost scorpion>beard: oiledyep, it's /meal/ time
>>122716343unfortunately, heccy does it for free
>>122717973based, we love that here
>>122718929rottweilers are so cute
>>122718950we all dont like them
Dissection was one of the last bands to be associated with violence and action in metal. Jon Nodveidt, a true Hessian who rejected the modern world, committed various acts that most will consider morally reprehensible yet they embodied his personal philosophy and the ideology of his music. Barring the third album, Dissection display a penchant for ambitious composition within a framework of heavy/death and black metal. The second outing reached too far and ended up sounding almost confused from the virtuosity of the musicians and the wide number of techniques at their disposal without the vision to streamline all these ideas. The Somberlain is a lot more focused in its inspirations by sticking closer to the source material and more structured arrangements
>>122718812"you gotta go to the desert, into the forest, to the ocean. There's something out there, it's spiritual"
>>122718998didn't he wear diapers?
>>122718998gay diapershitting manlet who wrote bad maiden rip off boomershit
>>122718812tbf they are doubly handicapped (American/Texan)
>>122718998I remember when the news dropped on Blabbermouth that Jon was kill. The first comment was "Guess he finally heard Reinkaos."
Extreme metal shouldn't be played outdoors in daylight
>>122719075based
>>122718199Oviri I choose you!!!
I have a question about a few tunings that I've been using.>C2-F2-A2#-D3#-G3-C4>A1#-D2#-G2#-C3#-F3-A3#>G1-C2-F2-A3#-D3-G3>F1-A1#-D2#-G2#-C3-F3I've realized that everything I've written has been in these tunings. Faster tempo songs are either in C or A# and slower, doomier songs are down in G or F. If there's any music theory nerds here, what is it about these tunings that sound so good? I've just always gravitated towards these tunings and I don't know why.
>>122719187Post something you've written
>>122719187anything except standard tunings is for retards, sorry anon
>>122719187You like the sound of lower tunings, that's basically it. If you're going that low on 6 strings, why not move up to 7 or even 8 strings? (Or bass?)
>>122719101What about power metal
>>122719194No I'm shy>>122719239I do play bass but not as often as guitar. I've also just never really cared for extended range instruments. I just like six strings.
>>122719264post your playing, i promise I wont insult you, faggot
>>122715590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4oPWuiixk
>>122719187How long do you spend playing/writing in each tuning before switching?
Kanye Cachet
https://voca.ro/1izxpPWeohCY
>>122719264Yea I feel it, I used to tune to B on a normal scale 6 string. These days I only use standard or D at the lowest, but I'd consider picking up a baritone scale (27" at least) for the lowlow.
Extended range is cringeNiggas have been playing b/a standard on gibson scale six strings since the 90s. I've never seen anyone except retard shredfags play all 7 or 8 strings, most metalfags would be fine with just the bottom 4.
>>122715590why do they mog every other dm band hard
>>122719498because of the black guy
>>122719515terrence is a white man at heart
>>122715590https://cloven137.bandcamp.com/album/chance-encounter-of-flesh-and-nailriff
theres only one based groid in metal
>>122719526Who is more of an honorary Aryan?Terrance Hobbs or Caller of the Storms?
>>122719537>muh heckin slapperino 9 string basedfacenot metal
>>122719541both more european than varg thoughbeit
>>122719561touch grass incel
>>122719593I don't make the rules sorry zoom zoom
>>122719526No he clearly meant the based nigga on drums
>>122719633he didn't play on that specific album
>>122719541
>>122719660Absolutely not
>>122719181Do you actually blast JG mcdohl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98TiyCIlu-Q
>>122719860Great cover
>>122719860>pentagram logonot listening!
>>122719902Why are you even here
>>122719902A gay person would write this post
>nooooo you have to like my heckin logosloppa
>>122719915Gay like Gaahl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrDltkW0duMLet's see which gets removed first this or >>122719953
Mors Principium Est saved my life
>>122720091>mid AF meloshit saved my lifegrim
>>122720110black metal isn't music
>'85holy fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD2U9GKh79w
>>122719660my nigga
Ritual marks of penitencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk8T-lMUd0
>>122717582>Rotting ChristBeloved here.
Why is there no Korean metal bands
>>122717917I like this one. Looks like the cover art for an old PC game.
>>122720228
>>122720214there's Crash but that's about it
le edgy metalhead
le filthy tourist
le church burner
Lordi
who is the metal equivalent of Eminem?a washed up has been that doesn't fit in with the modern scene of their genre but still keeps coming back anyways
>>122720256would they win in a gang fight against GWAR?
for me it's ungabunga riffs
>>122720287Geoff Tate
>>122720289they have a girl in the band so no
>>122720287varg
https://voca.ro/19b0FZaNMNo8
>>122720301GWAR had this chick for like a yearHer big ol fake tits squirted blood
>>122720321would
>>122720321Kek
>>122720395this band is very consistent
>>122720395>pentagram in cover artnot listening!
>>122720432begone, christcuck
>>122720432sup Dave
>told a suicidal friend to "hang in there"oops
>>122720287Ozzy
>>122720321Looks like Lauren Mayberry
on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being a total poser, how much of a poser am I?favourite bands:>Immolation>Vader>Dissection>Moonsorrow>Exhumed
>>122720627Who
>>122720633Like a solid 3 my dude
>>122717582Very middling honestly. A little bit of great stuff, some good stuffs, and a mountain of totally unmemorable, yet inoffensive (musically I mean), crap. They're the easy listening of bm.
>>1227206330/10 I like those bands so it's not poser music
>>122720646nice
>>122720633Vader is good, think I might blast one of their albums I haven't heard yet later.
>>122720665I was listening to Welcome to the Mordbid Reich today
>>122720680Nice, I like that one. I've also heard Impressions in Blood, Litany, and Necropolis, but I'm only really familiar with Welcome and Impressions.
I've got queued up: >Mysticum - In the Streams of Inferno>Vader - Necropolis >Naked Whipper - Painstreaks>Naked Whipper - Moloch Acid OrgyI need recs for more cult bm about mushrooms and Moloch.
>>122720760>cult bm about mushrooms
>>122720649>rotting christ>bm
>>122720823Thenk u metslbroda \m/
Listen to Sothis right now, the EP not he album version. It’s Vaders best song
>>122720911Ok m8 will do. Does it have a gutbusting guitar solo in it? I need shit that has absolutely insane solos.
>>122720991solos are hated here.
>>122721000Incorrect trips
>>122721000based and riffpilled truth trips
>>122720157An arrow in hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Uo87s7d_8
Famine is unironically one of the greatest riff writers ever.
https://youtu.be/bdaB-Om8rio?si=S2CpOELVBBYPDX-SI WANNAGET HIGHBEFORE I DIEI WANNA DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122720287Patrick Mameli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiQzpp6bqGk
>>122720248You mean you>>122721000Fucking no, lmao
>>122721472FUCK PANTERA
>>122721428Correct.
>>122721403>dumb ai generated frog image>electric midwit>dude le drugs lysicsyeah..... fuck off, listen to real doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE&pp=ygUHcGFudGVyYQ%3D%3D
>>122721403>>122715590>I DENY THE DIVINITY OF SOME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST>WE REPULSE YOU FORIEGN MAN WHO HOLD NO CLAIM ON PAGAN LANDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrWeNHzXZY8
Thy Hammer Speaks the Truth Of Heavy Metal Law
pantera? more like panty wearer
>>122721582>Tard Doom can't into Electric Wizard I bet you can't into Earth or Sunn O))) either. I know how much you hate Sleep. We're just diff, man. Don't be such a spasticated cunt, ok bud?
>>122721762their first three are decent enough but their later shit is awful, and yes, sunn O)))/earth are awful non metal bands. You listen to metal made for the uninitiated
>>122721000Correct.
>>122721782We get it, you love to dickride Bandcamp bedroom core. It's ok, I do too.
what metal bands have black band members?
>>122721855literally read the thread retard
Man I fucking LOVE Ne Obliviscaris
>>122721855Blasphemy
>>122721872they suck donkey dicks tbqhwyf
>>122721870>reading threadsnot how it works
>>122721882May I ask what's a band that you love? Not judging but curious what someone who doesn't like NeO listen to
>>122721855EntombedSuffocationHirax
Total RABM superiority
>>122721855Angus McSix has a black girl on guitar
>>122721908it never gets posted
Solitude Aeturnus
>>122721901jute gyte, death spell omega, the list goes on
>>122721966Idgaf abt these bands
are you high?
i am never going to type the thing after Sunn
>>122721990pretty sure the thing is the sun
eat meat in front of a bunch of vegetarians
>>122722001nihil novi sub sole
>>122721813more le funny metal memes?
>Naming your band after an appliance company>Naming your band after a band that was named after an appliance company
>>122721855
>naming your band after a planet
>>122722028stupid ahh
>>122722044go away
If you guys want to listen to some seriously obscure drone doom, listen to Münn.https://youtu.be/x3OHGpJh-_Q?si=Vf84eKBab95wR5KG
>>122722048
>>122721966Never heard of themWill take a look at some songs
>Dronenah, im good
>>122722014Lol i remember when their album came out and i downloaded it thinking it's the real thing
>>122722080I wouldn't desu
>>122722069if you were trying to make me angry me it didnt quite work out and it actually just made me laugh
love a good daytime bm cover
>>1227188121 minutes in, so far nothing he said was wrong2 minutes in and yep, it's starting to get cringe so I turend it off.
>>122715590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjt_rBkIEo&pp=ygUPcGF5c2FnZSBkJ2hpdmVy
>>122720633pure tourism8/10
>>122722144great album tbdesuneed more maiden riff bm
>>122722186>>122722144Band/album name?
>>122722197gutsforladtcan't remember album name
gudsforladt fuck
>>122722236>>122722226>>122722144>USBM>Los Angeles>theme: communismhmmmm. not so excited to listen to this anymore
I didn't know they were commies desu I just like the riffs
Holy fricken smokes!
>American't black metal
American't music desu
>>122722273still less cringe than natsoc metal
This is vastly superior USBM
>>122722326I thought this was just vektor worship
>>122722319cope with another catpic
>>122722302>feel-good black metalthanks, I'm out
They are not even that good, the commie band
>just bought my dying fetus euro ticket for decembercorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I cant beleive they are coming to the city next to me, finally get to see my favorite balding metal bloke
>>122715569lmao it true. power metal fans are so gay
>>122722302Fucking faggots want BM to wipe their ass and change their diapers for them. Sad.
haha yeah bm wasn't cringe at all until now!!!
Just popping in to tell you all I hate you but I love metal. Cheers
>>122722803BM is never cringe. The cringe is (You)
>>122722865>BM is never cringeKEK
I dont know what's the actual subgenre but any other bands like Black Magick SS and Edelweiss - nazi-hippie stuff, esoteric nazi psych etc.
The trve black metal is the friends we made along the way
Black Metal is Punk of Metal music.
Tfw try to get my gf into death metal but all she likes is black metal
>>122722876Correct. >corpse paintPeak aesthetic>church burnings/historyEdgy=based>musicMost versatile sub-genre, easily peak of metalBased is an understatement. It's both based and cringe, which makes it ultra BASED.
>>122723054i found something hilarious a while ago, i was searching for parts for my ball vape on dhgate and an edelweiss bong came up in the suggestions. its not even a shitty thin one either. hahahahhaa
>>122723106>gf has better taste than youkek
>>122723106Put on some Archgoat or Morbosidad and if she doesnt like that then dump that stupid tastelet whore
>>122722865the social media era ruined a lot of the bm/nsbm artists for me when it became apparent how many raging homosexuals there's been in bm since 2nd wave.
Tfw every girl I try and date friendzones me and says we get along too well. Literally happened three girls in a row who says ‘I feel like I can be myself around you’ but doesn’t want to date. Why wouldn’t you want to date someone who you get along with? It’s really confusing to me. Metal for this feel?
>>122715569why does EUPM get a reputation as being gay or fruity when japshit power metal takes the cake?
>>122723192Nsbm was ruined for me when I saw the pictures of the band members and how ugly they are
>his gf doesn't like old school death metaldroppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSzqfZ4udE*sippp
>>122723273Because nobody cares about japshit. Their metal is just cosplay for them. Abigail and sabbat are goated tho, of course
>>122723273EUPM is far better than USPM and japshit. It's just the homosexual OP.
>>122723273Versailles is somehow still less gay than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiH5FNKKcjQ
>>122723265just be yourself champhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiSTpOBC9ac
>>122723278truth
>>122723298I do be myself, that’s why I’m confused. We have a really good time then I get excited and happy then it turns out they are not interested in romance now I’m stuck with another friend that I don’t really have time for
>>122723294>release one of the best power metal albums of its era as their debut>follow it up exclusively with disney shit
>>122723314are you actually attractive though? and do you push them away by coming off as desperate
>>122719541Caller of the Storms, it's not even close.
>>122718074DONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIORDONTYOUTHINKIMASAVIOR
>The Walt Disney Company is an Americ-Opinion discarded post hidden.
>>122723354>>122723354>>122723354NEU
>>122723333I don’t think I’m bad oooking and I don’t think I come across as desperate, I guess nobody is totally self aware and I’m doing something I don’t realise :(
>>122719075>>122719498>>122719860>>122719988Best blastings of the thread
>>122720256Correct.
>>122719858Yes why else would I post that? I haven't listened to all of his stuff yet but my favourites are:1. Oviri2. Mitrealitat3. Birefringence4. Ship of ThesusI've been meaning listen to his ambient albums too, though I gave his dungeonsynth project "Loremaster" a try and didn't like it. I might just not like genre itself honestly.
>>122723265bait, but will proxy respond to those who recognized themselves in the bait once and for all: because you're ugly and/or you're not her type you fucking stupid mongoloid
