mick barr edishold: >>122763158faq: www.google.com
why are you starting a new one so soon, anon
>>122767073Blasting
>>122767095300+ is close enough nigga
explain Djent to me like I'm an autistic 5 year old
>>122767101I am white
>>122767098
>>122767104>Syncopation ad nauseam
>>122767104its like if metalcore and prog had a baby with aids
listen to SubRosa I think they are neat
Reminder to keep these out of the general:CoreshitProg metal that is more prog than metal“Slam” “groove” or other similar nonsense“Technical death metal” this is in quotes because death metal that is technical is fine.“Shred” metalButtmetal like mastodon or gojira
This is the most /metal/ 90's movie everI know at least 3 bands that referenced it right at the beginning of the song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ZY5b24ehQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bdK1RsZdoIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofJZifcfiTA
>>122767122Looks jewish, won't listen
>>122767137still the best dracula adaptation
>>122767134you left out disneycore and secondwave sloppa
>>122767157I love Christopher Lee, but Gary Oldman's Dracula will always be my favorite too, even the hipster proto-steampunk getup with a Doc Holiday moustache
>>122767164what is "secondwave sloppa"
The seven seas are far awayLost in the vall-ey of dust heat and swayThe seven seas are far awayLost in the vall-ey of dust heat and sway-a-a-a-y~
>>122767177newfag
Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
>>122767151basedAlso there's a woman on the cover
>>122767218based.
>>122767218I don't think I've ever made it all the way thru this
>>122767164nonsense from the imagination of a mentally ill individual
>>122767256newfag
Death - Leprosy
>>122767282
shouldn't have to listen to an album several times for it to "click". it just sucks.
>>122767310skill issue
>>122767310acquired tastes are the best tastesno one likes coffee, beer, whisky etc the first time
>>122767346what metal do coffee drinkers listen to?
>>122767358s tier band name kek
>>122767360starbucks enjoyers listen to 2nd wave black metal
Post gutbusting solos
Judas Iscariot
>https://youtu.be/OuPgJX9oV7o?si=TThoxIm_1N-SeGNSMatt Stephens is the greatest living metal musician
>>122767370>solosnot metal.
>>122767405You're not metal, you fucking guy.
>>122767399beautiful piano part in the first track
>>122767310That's why I've only listened to each Judas Priest album once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61U6jVA14Y
>>122767664Great album
>>122767664This is practically death metal
>>122767664This and CoS are 10/10 classics
>>122767098MUAAAAAH THE FRENCH
>>122767164>second wave>sloppaSecond wave is the furthest away from sloppa, foreskinless incel. Reminder that no other genre is as anti-commercial. So it's nothing but cope.
>>122768107>Reminder that no other genre is as anti-commercial
>>122768151Second wave stands for second time I sex your mom
WHO HERE LISTENING TO SUM EVIL SHIT BRAH BRAH
>>122767134Shut up dork
Second wave is dildos
>>122768184Correct. First wave is gaysex. Third wave is finally straight
sleep tight metalheads and be nice to each other
>>122768435Wtf I'm listening to that too
>>122768435Whoever made this album cover was high on smth
>>122768696How much time did it take to paint this
>>122767664Never clicked with this album, kinda find it boring. I find Terrible Certainty onward to be a huge upgrade.
This album is cool as fuck
>>122767098some bad DSBM
I'm listening to Swedish emo :)
>>122769467"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene.
>>122769492>Real Emo>Emotional Hardcore
>>122769554anon I...
>>122769756based. if only all comeback albums were this good. bind torture kill is an all time suffo track imo
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Anons, could someone please take a look at the list below and recommend anything I might like? i know a lot of bands and albums, but this is the kind of stuff that works for me the best. I grew up listening to some metal thanks to my father (RIP) who liked all sorts of music, but definitely had a big love for metal specifically. Regardless, I'm quite green when it comes to the genre and most of the time, I feel like I just don't know what I'm doing/looking for:Black Sabbath - Black SabbathBlack Sabbath - Master of RealityElectric Wizard - Come My FanaticsElectric Wizard - DopethroneCandlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus (not into the epic/theatrical shit, but this was a tasteful take on it)Grave - Into the Grave / You'll Never SeeCryptopsy - None So Vile (Once Was Not was pretty ok, definitely interesting)Other than that, I think Sepultura does some things very well for me. I also don't shy away from the more adventurous (debatable, I know) types like old Fear Factory or the SYL's 'City' album. The biggest thing that clicks for me I think is that when the band doesn't shy away from low end in their mix and acoustic drums, plus, I like when they allow for some groove. Things I'm not too big into are melodic metal, which to me, is rather a very fine line to walk on - I don't oppose it in principle though.
>>122770187PS: Forgot to add some Dying Fetus.
Brodequinbros assemble
>>122766648>no biteMongrelized post. Show the lack of "bite" in Synarchy, I guarantee its more violent than anything you enjoy. >how you feelStupid people speak about how they feel just like they speak about people over things or ideas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9H3iFSVPiA
>>122768196Correct.
>>122770210present.
>>122770187
>>122770263Thank you, brother. The first track sounds really cool. Take 'Purple Hill Witch - Purple Hill Witch' in return, please.
>>122770234It lacks bite because the chaos doesn't have any structure. You might call it rock structures
>>122770381>doesn't have any structureFiltered into oblivion, Popcletus fans proving yet again they ought to be listening to Taylor Swift and keeping DsO out of their mouths.
>>122770392What is the structure? The songs end abruptly, they don't bridge into one another, ideas aren't reintroduced later on or summarized
ÖÜGH
>>122770326>purple hill witch Based, I already know this band but haven’t heard them in a while.
>>122770409There is literally an entire martial rhythmic motif shared across the entire album, not that you would know since likely you could barely piece together a riff from the album, nor do songs "end abruptly", the title track works itself to its climax and finishes closing its idea where Famished for Breath steps in. The true reality is that Popcletus is made for you, its a watered down easy to understand pop version of DsO just as Hasjarl intended it to be. >Interviewer: Why Paracletus is, seemingly, more focused and straightforward perhaps?>Hasjarl: This is because we consciously decided to give the songs structures that were somewhat closer to traditional rock structures.Just accept your place as a midwit and continue blasting pop music, you can't into art music.
>>122770469 Well maybe it is. Hail Popcletus!
Don't usually listen to metal but recently got into Neurosis, does /metal/ approve of them?
>>122770545Too repetitive, songs going nowhere, maybe at best you get a 4 minute long crescendo, numale bait. Typical atmoshit.
>>122770545they are a cult band but i never cared much about them
Tempus Fugit
>>122770545Personally I find them utterly boring. I really don’t care for them and I’ve listened to most of their albums multiple times.
>>122770570Shame, I get it though. Neurosis+Jarboe is one of my all time favorites though, but idk if that counts as metal anymore
Casus Belli
>>122770545I like them a bunch, although only a few albums specifically. Nowadays they're especially terrible.
Carpe Diem
Saint Vitus
>>122768844Idk nigga
Check out Bloody Hammers.
>>122770933>black sabbath logo>cringe inducing coverNo thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjvBP7JzbFM
Hector
>>122770937You're missing out. It's good shit.
>>122770964I really doubt I am.
>>122770967Are you brown by any chance?
RIPI'm spinning "Als die Alten Jung noch Waren" in your honor :'(
>>122770973Incoherent post.
>>122770937Looks kino. Like a Christopher Lee movie from the last 60's/early 70's or something
>>122770469Whatever, you don't like metal. You like the soi alternative
>>122770980Say no more saar.
>>122770975Based
>>122770956I used to listen to stuff like this all the time when I was a kid. Metal should have deep powerful vocals like this and not whiny wailing
>>122770975Moebus dood? Wat nou?
>>122770984>you don't like metal.Correct. Metal isn't good yet, in the future it will be finally be made into a serious art. We need a synthesis of Ehnahre, DsO, Ad Nauseam, Elend, Ban's Mort album, First Fragment, Gnaw Their Tongues, and Jute Gyte with a much tighter focus on through composition and higher asperations.
>>122771196I was of course being hyperbolic for laughs, but while I like metal, I also think of it as something growing into itself. What is here right now is alright, but what is over the horizon is so much more than right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY
>>122767073Post some bulletproof Metal
Gorement
Are there any /metal/-approved vidya?
>Cattle Decap posting trannies on their Instagram It's over.
>>122771609So? She looks cute, I'd smash. Good luck finding a cis woman who shares your taste in metal.
This is some absolutely phenomenal generic DM
>>122767104Imagine if groove and prog had a kid with add
>>122767104edm with guitars
>>122771592ultrakill , doom , that one jack black game and many others
>>122771592Doom Eternal, Ninja Gaiden Black, Devil May Cry, the list goes on...
>>122771766>>122771751ULTRABASED
>devil may cry
>>122771814Still better than Metal Gear Reddit.
>>122771196I'm afraid it's true, lass
>heccy the manchild starts to replying to himself about video gamessad and pathetic, go back to /v/
I care more about what the music says about someone's intellect. If it helps me filter out the plebbitors then I would say it has served its purpose regardless of whether or not it's metal.
Dunning-Kruger in action, ladies and gentlemen.
>>122771897>sad and pathetic, go back to /v/Lass, I go wherever my inclinations take me. Right now I'm here talking about metal but I may soon go there to speak of other things.
>>122771955>>122771921>>122771863Nice larp, Iass.
>only 1 guy in an otherwise all-girl bandGigachad or gigafag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZFIuLAhHoThis track has me interested, is there such as thing a groove doom mixed with djent?
>>122772126more like giggalo
I love this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ObKcP3yTDE
>An alternate version of their 2021 album. The album is remixed and remastered with added choirs and keyboards, and all harsh vocals have been replaced with new clean vocals.KEK
>>122772333>we want the casual audience
>>122772341is this a common thing or can anyone guess what it is
>>122770187>>122770208you could dig through the various subgenres of doom. try disEMBOWELMENT for funeral doom. I also like Yob for the stoner doom genre but they're not real popular around here. I'd also be curious to see if you like death doom, try Incantation "Onward To Golgotha". The Cryptopsy and Dying Fetus, you might like Necrophagist and Nile. They're all on the line between technical death and brutal death metal fwiw. Not sure what to suggest for the groove metal bands.In general, you might go to RYM and dig through the metal genres and just try shit out. Black metal might be a bumpy ride at first because the sound is supposed to be harsh as opposed to heavy. Metal archives is also a good resource for discovering what genres things are and then what bands sound somewhat similar.
>>122771696Nice. Currently blasting
>>122772359>disEMBOWELMENT for funeral doomThey’re not funeral doom.
>>122771696
>>122772482kek
>>122772482>NOOO CATS CANT JUST BE WALKING AROUND ON BUILDINGS LIKE THAT WE HAVE TO STOP IT
>>122772482Metal for this sequence?
>>122772520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMMg1J564g
>>122772530lol
>>122772516He probably wanted to get off but couldn't, so he was meowing(I think). Similar thing happened near my home couple days ago lol
https://youtu.be/0p8R6tjAiaEhe's back bros is black metal saved?
I think I'm burnt out on black metal, bros. Only stuff like Vothana stimulates me anymore. Everything else sounds so samey. Where do I go from here?
>>122772858back to Trad to cleanse yourself of blackie filth
>>122772858>Where do I go from here?Black Noise, Harsh Noise, Power Electronics, Death Industrial
>>122772858First Fragment
>>122767098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznxFX0tveQ
>>122772858Did you also realize Pytten-core is the peak of metal? If yes, I may have some recs for you
DINOSAURS ARE MY BEST FRIENDSTHROUGH THICK AND THIN TO THE VERY END
>>122767299this feels like somebody thought of Leprosoy and that was the sole reason to make the image
>>122772830poor kotsand what did you do ?
>>122767310this is just you saying you only listen to the most accessible stuff. Have fun with your Ghost albums or whatever
Now that the dust has settled I can safely say this doesn't come anywhere near obscura or from wisdom to hate. Luc needs to shelve Gorguts for good
>first two albums are good>rest are shitpost 'em
>>122772927We called for rescue, but he jumped off and survived before anyone came. It was a little kitten so we thought he wouldn't survive the fall(1-2 stories) but he did
>>122772949Literally their best album, tastelet
>>122772949I don't like anything post-erosion of sanity
>>122772943how do you listen to inaccessible stuff?
>>122772961lol small cats are more likely to survive big falls like from several stories up because they're not heavyi once saw one jump from a high floor and thought it was going to die but the impact didn't even sound that loud
>>122772949Past 10 years of being a metal fan have been some tourist calling you gay because you don't like the latest linear combination of that album, Paracletus, and Everything is Fire
Possessed - Seven Churches
>>122773057...is a mid as fuck album, even if it has an important place in metal history
>>122773066what do you consider good?
>>122773040>small cats are more likely to survive big fallsYeah makes sense, but we were worried since he was also afraid to jump and was meowing for hours
>>122772916Based. We love Black Magick StarShip here.
>>122772926How would that be unusual? Are you retarded?
you people are boring and not interesting to talk to. get fucked.
I like the smell of my own shit. Metal for this feel?
>>122773125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0WPMUS_Ff8
the best bathory album is
>>122773152Nordland
>>122773152We hate that shit here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneRbPrCsZEThe based steve lineup, the peak of progressive and technical death metal
This is really, really, really quietDid I get a shitty rip?
>>122773189
>>122773189No, the retirement home boomers it was made for just don't like loud noise
>>122773152Nordland I>>122773162Based.Might I add a reminder, Bathory never made a black metal album.
>>122773162>>122773218could you compare nordland to hammerheart?
The single version is better than the album versionIf the entire album was mastered like this, It would have been 11/10
>>122773238No, since Nordland I is much better and far ahead of everything else he did.
>>122772960Cryptopsy is the first that comes to mind to me
>>122772960Deathspell Omega
>>122772960Emperor
>>122773240Fuck, I should curate my digital collection better.
>your dad produces all of your recordsIndescribably based
>>122773321At the very least you need 320 kbps rips from the original CD releases (FLAC recommended), 1000x1000 minimum JPG album art, and irrelevant metadata stripped
grindcore isn't metal
>>122773341indescribably nepotistic (and that's a good thing)
>>122773354Correct. Metalcore is, thoughever.
>>122772949This, except the complete opposite. Luc should disown Obscura and From Wisdom for being half rate garbo for baldcucks. Thank god he went to school and learned composition so he could write superior albums like CS and PD.
>>122772913We don't enjoy disneycore here, and didn't you say you were leaving /metal/ Norsecore poster?
>>122772879Any recs for these genres that aren't super repetitive and boring to listen to?
>>122771609She looks cute
>>122773152Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>>122773414>noise that isn't boringDoesn't exist
> Black metal retards justify listening to NSBM constantly> It's mostly terrible except for Faniskhuh
>>122773455literally who
Satanic Warmaster and Blind Guardian
>>122773461Sorry I thought there might be serious metal fans here. I can leave.
>>122770409>What is the structure?Dso seems to be great at filtering faggots like you. Go try some kpop
listening to metal is just a phase and you will grow out of it eventually
>>122773614Imagine going to your friend's wedding (alone, probably) and he asks you what songs you've been listening to and you have to say something like Cystic Ovarian Burial Ground
>>122773649>>122773614>listen to aclown genre like brutal>look like a clown when you suggest you listen to ityeah
slam death metal
>>122773587>LOOOL POPCLETUS ITS LITERALLY THE SAME AS KPOPkill yourself my man
>>122773649>having friendsLeave the hall.
>>122773702hi
>>122773416>She
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Bathory/Under_the_Sign_of_the_Black_Mark/443203/The verdict is in, Bathory is black metal
>>122773667The more seriously you people take a subgenre, the more embarrassed I would be to recommend it to a coworker. You cannot imagine a man with an advanced degree or a mortgage who thinks that Paracletus or Colored sands are too accessible.
brutal death metal peaked with this album
>>122773820nah it peaked with this album
>>122773407Yeah and I left. I came back to enlighten lost tourists once more.
>>122773804https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/Look at all the people it filtered kek. Colored Sands didn't filter anyone.
>>122773833>I left>*continues posting here*Top kek
do us all a favor and leave
>>122773802No wonder Bathory sucks so bad
>>122773854>do us all a favorWhy, what favor have you done to me? Kek
>newfag discovers metal archiveshow many more posts until he finds the 0% MoP review
>>122773837"OK, I finally get around to listening to this record after 20+ years. "Obscura" was one of those albums that everyone praised when it came out. I bought a lot of records in 1998 so I am not sure why I passed on this one. Perhaps it was because I had "The Erosion of Sanity" already and didn't like it. Maybe it was because I was bored of death metal and getting more interested in the hardcore scene. My favourite style of hardcore at the time was dissonant, metallic and angular (influenced by pioneers like Rorschach, Coalesce, Neurosis and Acme). "Obscura" owes a lot to bands like these and my 20 year old self would have loved it.My 40 year old self is less impressed. "Obscura" just sounds grating and unpleasant to these ears. The song structures are disjointed and complex with lots of unexpected changes, weird timings, chords and tones. This itself is not the problem. The problem is that the songs lack any momentum or direction. Even the most jarring avant-prog bands (e.g., Art Bears, Aksak Maboul, U-Totem) propel their songs forward with purpose. Most of "Obscura" meanders around into musical dead-ends. These songs go nowhere, and they also lack the aggression and anger that makes extreme metal fun to listen to.">people like this exist
>>122773865No one cares about thrash metal here, so no i won't be finding it
>>122773804Popcletus is accessible for the wrong reasons, Colored Sands is more accessible for the right reasons.
>>122773895He looks swarthy. Not listening.
If I were to rent a cheap apartment in a third world country, would I be able to play and sing metal there? Do third world apartment-goers disapprove of bad singing in the midday?
>>122773924They literally, unironically, break down your front door and murder you What the fuck are you thinking
>>122773895>Colored Sands is more accessible for the right reasons.People just see le educated death metal composer man and mindlessly approve
lol fucked up the link>>>/r9k/78150980
>>122773837Lmao how did obscura filter people that badly. Shit is easy listening to me. Those faggots should stick to Metallica and Megadeth and all other diaper metal
black metal ist krieg
>>122774368That one guy who uses kpop in thumbnails on youtube says krieg was gay.
>>122773949I've never seen anyone bring up his education besides myself you dishonest mongrel.
>>122774383>K-popper calling anyone or anything else gay
>>122774005> Album posted on Slam WorldwideReported
>>122774333>OW my ears literally hurt after this listen!The absolute state of MA boomers
>feat. members of Arcturus, Thorns, Mayhem & 1349What did you think of this album?
>>122774419I can Already tell it's mid at best from the cover
>>122774451It's surprisingly extremely symphonic. Almost dimmu borgir tier. But not in a cheesy way.
>>122774419Actually the only one that matters are composer and drummer, in which case it is just Arcturus with different lineup. 7/10 at least since Arcturus are pretty good, and obviously since it's Norwegian.
>>122773414filtered althoughbeit try Mz 412 and Sutcliffe Jugend
Pytten.
>>122774481God
>>122774479>>122774479>Mz 412Already listened to these, was boring repetitive slop. Bad rec.
>>122774481Norsecoreposter on leaving /metal/ (direct quotation)>Damn what a shit stinky general. Nothing of value, all metal you post is garbage, all opinions of yours are laughable. ByeNorsecore poster on coming back hours later (made up quotation)>I love /metal/ and especially big H
>>122774488sorry im not as filtered as you
>>122774506Big H is respected by anyone with a brain
>>122774564>play the same barebones rhythmic nothingburger for minutes at a time>heh filtered kiddoWhatever mongrel, I'm sure the people listening to the tellytubbies theme also say the same when you say they listen to nursery rhymes.
>>122774506>I love trolling /metal/ and especially big HNot madeup. I said this. Big H did nothing wrong
The only H I respect is the Hulkster
>>122767098https://voiceofruin.bandcamp.com/album/purge-and-purify
>>122774755hell yeah, brother Did you know the Hulkster was offered to take Cliff Burton's place, but the he politely declined because he was already set to replace Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones?Unfortunately neither gig worked out because the Hulkster had prior obligations to go over King Kong Bundy that year on April 7th at the Memorial Sports Arena during the main event of WrestleMania 2, brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_YBIKketKoHector this one isn't Disney
>But your name is mentioned as one of the most important musicians in black metal among all main stream music magazines though>Do they really have a choice there though? .-pEPIC BTFO
>>122774860Holy based
>>122774860HEIL VIKERNES
>>122774839Thats true, instead this is just garbage. Can't play for shit, sounds like post punk half the time, drums are dreadful, no production, screeching autist on the mic; add this to the endless void of shitty bedroom bm.
>>122767164>>122773407>>122774839>Music theory, Metal>Invented in Europe>Disneycore>The Walt Disney Company is an Americ-Not metal.Opinion discarded post hidden.
friendly reminder that hitler would draw fanart of disney characters and send them to Walt, who kept them displayed in his office until the US entry to WWII and disney still holds them
metal to regenerate my foreskin?
>>122775028Hooded Menace
>>122775028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZudHKX52Ew
>>122775028DSBM. Suicide is pretty metal too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4EMOIrgzk
>>122774860I think he's trying to say that his old music is cliche.
>>122774993>recorded 1993Bedroom black metal hadn’t started yet
>>122774604dont you dare talk shit about the teletubbies you double nigger
>>122775134Black metal is inherently bedroom because Stigma Diabolicum and Thorns were both recorded in Snorre's bedroom
>>122774604Helloween has some nice nursery rhyme melodies in the keepers track.
>>122775195It's actually inherently Henhouse
>>122775195>both recorded in Snorre's bedroomIncorrect
Lo-fi recording and doing it in your parents’s basement is a punkoid attitude.
>>122775345We hate that here.
>>122769194Correct
>>122767134We made it nu-metalbros
Symphoshit and dissoshit are two sides of the same coin, both are crutches used by rifflets.
>>122770975Average soi phenotype of fans of picrel
Reminder if a "metal" band has clean vocals it's not metal
>>122775425Symphoshit utilizes one of the greatest inventions of the western civilization, which is the Orchestra. It is inherently European, any criticizm of it outs you as foreskinless and melanated.
>>122775433"Extreme" metal isn't metal, it's just screamo
>>122775436it's all programmed. The majority of those bands are not hiring an in studio orchestra
All metal is welcome here :)
>SymphoshitSay that to janny’s face
HEIL J-DAWGGB INTERVIEW CONFIRMED
>>122775450The programmed version is a decent imitiation. And some bands do use orchestras, then again you lack foreskin to enjoy those.
>>122775436Like I said, it’s a crutch for rifflets.
>>122775475Like I said, you have no foreskin and you are probably melanated.
nu >>122775476>>122775476>>122775476
>riffsWe prefer ostinatos here.
black
>>122775483Needing some faggot with a tuba to accompany you makes you unmetal.
>>122775520>t. raging homosexual with no foreskinkek. truth hurts, doesn't it?
Keyboards are more metal than guitars
>>122775536I’m not the one who needs sissy band class kids to accompany his metal.
>>122775545You're the one with enriched melanin in your eyes, hair and the cut-off foreskin lol
>>122775574>>122775574>>122775574New
>you don’t like symphodookie? UR BROWN!!!Worse than Heccy.
>>122775578You definitely have no foreskin lol
>>122770239Was varg in prison when that picture was taken?