Vargcube edition.Varg Vikernes (direct quotation):>What are you? A man who finds solutions, or a Loser?Det Som Engang Varg: >>122790853FAQ: https://burzum.org/eng/news.shtml
>>122800385Norsecore tourist is currently on his way to suggest that getting fucked in the ass by another man isn't gay as long as you say it was for shockvalue.
More I listen to this more I realize it is the GOAT
>>122800406we love the trinity here (Liszt-Bartók-Ligeti)
BLASTAN
Celtic Frost anons pushing in
>>122800385No matter how great a man he is, he has never gotten quints.>>122800000
>>122800483mountain: takeni should listen to this soon again, been a while
>>122800472This, except Scriabin, Durufle, and Ravel.
>>122800483flatbrim hat essential northeast brutal death kino today
>>122800587I'd say each major country has their own (I won't attempt Russia and expose my plebness)
>>122800594WTF I was just blastan this a few hours ago
>>122800629just saw em saturday, they still rip, played basically this while damn EP and some demo songs
I watched Slave to the Grind. Grinders are dumber than I expected them to be.
>>122800612True, as long as each composer selection was before Bach and after Ives.
>>122800483JUST BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF, PAL!!!!! https://youtu.be/f4DbmSlZSZg?t=389
>>122800667lol are you also a fan of Eames furniture?
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122800677brootal
>>122800587Laughable
>>122800708True that time where you begged /classical/ for a req and then posted it here pretended you weren't a complete classical tourist was laughable.
I've spent my entire evening listening to the dwarves and jerking off to granny porn. My dick burns, I smell like shit, my free time is gone and I'm still horny as fuck. And I'm still listening to the dwarves.>>122800662>dude anal cunt lmaoThey completely fucked that documentary up.
>>122800818norsetourist soon to be the every genre tourist at this rate LMAO
>>122800829>My dick burns, I smell like shit, my free time is gone and I'm still horny as fuck.Hello, Me. Its becoming harder to remove the noose from my neck these, might be very close
>>122800818Your taste in classical is laughable, Schizo
>>122800866>laughable laughable laughableMaybe you shouldn't be so obvious every post norsecore poster, is this really the best "stem" has to offer? As I said before "stupid tard emulates monkey" perhaps.
>>122789132qrd?
>>122800961he's an ESL and is trying his best leave him alone!
>>122800483This is still the peak of meloshitNo other band has combined metal with keyboards and clean vocals so well
is this the only acceptable groove metal album?
>>122801053not groove brah brah wtf are you smoking
>>122801053How the fuck is this groove metal
>>122801053GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.
>>122801029Never happened award
>>122801053Groove. Go to war, son. War with yourself. TRIALS. Faggot limp dick. Yes, Sir. I will eat your liver.
>>122801113slam bands have groovy parts too? are they groove metal? Demilich is obviously death metal, groove metal is trash like pantera
>>122801152grooves so hard it broke my turntable https://youtu.be/bWFuox4Vb30?si=RKXEFmFnmZHVvlTR&t=163
>>122801053Do you also call Demigod doom metal?
>>122800483
NSBM is bad and you know it
>>122800483Trying the new Krallice and it's a bit shit.
NSBM reigns supreme
NSBM is great lyrically but mediocre musically
>>122801209Correct
is there ns power metal
Varg R. Vikernes was raped in the summer of 1992
>Themes: White nationalism, The Legend of Zelda
Saint Vitus
>>122801377Is there actually Zelda themed metal?
>>122801377yikers!
Fool. Mouth for sucking Southern dick. Nope. Daddy ain't spankin' you. Flag raised. Fist up the air. Champ. Ballsy motherfucker. Live in a hole of needles, son. Damn right. Path and God. Dawn and Sunset. Oops. Did not like that tone. Stink of shit. Very good.
>>122801498>Mouth for sucking Southern dick.Based Taake a cock fan.
>>122801426Chthelist
>>122801426That song by SOAD
>>122801426You tell me.
>>122801351Finist
>>122801656>white nationalism, the legend of zelda
https://voca.ro/1fFA23rpNKcY
Sweet bush in time. Gross skank. Dinner served, son. Ballsy crotch. Yes, Sir. Solid erection. Plowed the gran'. Nope. Not braggin'. Damn right, son. When the needle man cries. Passin' the rivers in a funhouse. Flowin'. Good and Bad. You will be raped. Yes, Sir.
Queensryche just announced another US leg of their Origins Tour. They're playing their first two albums, the S/T ep and The Warning, in their entirety. Dates in picrel
>>122801792Diapershytche is universally hated here.
Sometimes feelin' like fucking. Not you, Sergeant. A hole. Share a river and fuck 'er to sleep. Nap. Sit down, kid. A hole is to be filled with Texan cum. Nope. Your hole is for shittin' Southern barbeque. Frank Zappa and The Faggots. Bustin' me up, son. Will open your skull soon. Nope. Ain't messin', Sir.
Varg Vikernes here, the famous TikToker. Just wanted to say that I eat dogpoop for breakfast
>>122801742Total Goron Death
Fail Incelmo nonsense poster is the newest fail meme after that third wave garbage.
>>122800483;^)
>>122800483Decent Sabbath worship
how do I become the riffmeister
>>122801053Every groove metal album is acceptable since groove metal killed off the shit genre known as t(h)rash
Lady in cum. Stuff the skank up. Grab my sack, son. Stiff and ready to explode. One needle two rivers. Three Southern children. Stinkin' of faggotry in here. Slow draw you got there, kid. Yes, Sir. Pretty slow. You are livestock. Cooked and Served By God.
>>122800385are there any more True Metal bands like Manowar?
>>122802048Sorry, not acceptable.
>>122802048Extremely Disparaging and Offensive
>>122800818Interesting, that this post hasn't been removed. It really makes you think.
Metalcorechads where we at?
>>122802191Not acceptable.
>>122802191>Metalcorenot metal
>>122802191IN YOUR DAMAGED BRAIN.
>>122802191I love all that remains.
>>122802191Probably drunk because metalcore seems to devolve into the current year drinking/party/joke genre. Can't wait till it starts to merge with all the renaissance fair stuff and we get castlecore
I'm tired of pretending that Six Feet Under isn't a Top 5 Death Metal band. Their newest album fucking rules
>>122802280Any new Section 8 Fitness vids coming in hot? What you got planned?
>>122802191i'm stuck in 2004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfbFamifvsI
>>122802280not death metal
>>122802280More like Six FEEEEEEEEEEEEEt under
>>122800444It is indubitably GOAT.
>>122802280Six Feet Under is what people who hate death metal think DM sounds like
Artist: Not from Sweden, Finland or DenmarkAlbum: PanzerslopSong: Beholding The Throne of Slop>And destruction upon the retarded faggot>Who hails me
>>122802397it's hecky's trannyfriend mcdohl aka gg schizo
>>122802397thats trannypoper the guy that spams kpop pictures
>>122800385varg fans when bzzzzzz and AAAAAGH noises: omg this is trve kvlt kek so based
>>122800688Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
This is awesome(the first 50 seconds is literal noise, I think it's on purpose)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l0nDVje2E
>>122800444>>122802340Absolutely and indubitably correct>>122802397Cope
There are two kinds of posters in this general1. Those who absolutely love Kultur2. The JIDF/low IQ crowd
>>122802593Take gorgoroth riffs and repeat them for the entire song and you have this
>>122802653Still better than vegan straight edge black metal like DSO or Kaecum.
>>122802653Gorgoroth drumming is ass
>>122802397thats krusty
>>122802619Correct
>>122800483ALL THAT I NEED IS THIS WISE MAN'S STAFF
>>122802619What if I think it's 3.5/5 what camp do I fall into
>>122802694>Yes I am a craft beer connoisseur, how could you tell?
>>122801053no, there's a few acceptable groove albums
>>122802270>castlecorea whole genre like KSE's cover of Holy Diver would be kino
AND ALL THE FOOLS SAILED AWAY . . .
>>122802696The RYMtard crowd a.k.a. the low IQ, so 2.
>>122802673Every Gorgoroth drummer was (and is now) top tier
>>122802734only the hoppiest IPAs and craft sauce from the local hot saucery for me
>>122802743>no Low by Testament
>>122801221Correct.
>>122802619Yes, these are the two kinds of kaevum posters, often they are both at the same time.
>>122802825i have respect for that one (and anthrax sound of white noise) but i think they aren't as good as their thrash albumsthis song is great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ati4ansiWU
HEIL ANSELMO
>>122802796>That will be $34.99 plus tax
>>122802397thats negru
>>122802743Demanufacture is so much better than the rest of FF discography
>>122802397thats bongman
>>122802397thats me
>>122802397Probably the only based American poster on this entire board.
Dave Mustaine here. Im better than all you dickheads. You all are the products of cousins fucking.
>not a black metal fan>I had Ulver albums in my backlog>I download them but I always skip them before I play them on my music player>I find a sick soundtrack, when I check it's Ulver playingUntil then I had only liked one really obscure black metal band that I found on RYM and now I like the entire genre
Dvorak metal
I need some obscure Scandinavian black metal albums on YouTube.
>>122802988>actually great metalDoesn't exist.
>>122803073What about Asking Alexandria?
>>122803077>buttrock, metalcorekek
>>122803049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8VYjfxEXA
>>122803048Uhhh, I wouldn't support Mayhem after their whole... V*rg ordeal, listen to some more wholesome bands instead like Darkthrone or Bathory. Rock on, brochacho!
>>122803073Burzum
>>122803190The only mistake Sherman made was not genociding all southerners
trvehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOhxJ18Atuw
5 Poser Crushing Black Metal Albums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsUiiEIwa-Q
https://youtu.be/CXsCokh-NIQ?si=g3AKFPVuY5wEy0Pw
>>122803259What's with all these black metal fans that looks like they belong at a truck stop. He also chose a lot of slop based on the cover artwork.
>>122803309i dont think any of the turbo autists here are flexing that they have a personalityno one here values having a personality in any way, shape or form
>>122803402Don't reply to that person
does anyone do good death metal vocals? working on a demo, but my ouii ouiiiii's kinda blow.if you wrote lyrics that would also be good.just curious
Which Hellenic black metal bands are actually good?
>>122803259I love these kinds of videosuploading some personal favorites and not being clickbait or begging for subs is kvlt, and a good way for others to find brutal tunez. upvoted
>>122803453When you say Hellenic do you mean bands that happen to be from Greece or bands that worship Rotting Christ?
>>122803439Both of those bands are decently popular, xj9fan. Just cause you saw them here first ut doesn't mean no one else likes em
>>122803487based other-than-the-red-in-the-sky-is-ours at the gates appreciator
>buying official merchNot even once
>>122803468I guess the latter. Warm, mid-tempo, triumphant vibes.
>Winds of the Black GodzBased black guy in the band naming a song
>>122803557why the fuck do shirts need to be pre-ordered. these people are ridiculous
Baldr.
>>122803487why are they ashamed of their best work? just like carcass. fags.
Reminder that we hate and despise reddit metal here.
if I fucking love Triarchy of The Lost Lovers basically more than any other black metal album what would be the next Rotting Christ album to try (ain't heard any others cus I'm worried I won't like them as much)
>>122803580Probably still working out the order at the shirt company.
>>122803620This except Dissection
>>122803637Dissection is on there lol
>>122803620>bands/albums everyone into metal has listened to a bajillion times
>>122803629What does that even mean? Just get the shirts and sell them, no pre-order BS
>>122803580How is that unreasonable?
Industrial and noise are the sloppiest slop genres to have ever slopped. I think its the low bar to entry, but holy shit these guys have no fucking talent.
>>122803626Go backwards and forwards through their albums from TofLL.
>>122803658sizesHe probably doesn't want to keep inventory.>wait for all orders to come in>make bulk order at shirt company>drop ship directly from shirt company
>>122800483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-NDyD1k7hk
>>122803658It cuts down on excess. Having a storage unit filled with unsold shirts isn't something to be proud of.
>>122803658Do you have any common sense?
>>122803698You don't order a storage unit full of shirts. You order a reasonable amount to keep in inventory. Look the bottom line is I'm not buying a shirt and waiting 2 months for it ship. Fuck you
>>122803620Correct.
>>122803727How do you know what a reasonable amount is? How do you know how many S, M, XL to order?
>>122803727>You don't order a storage unit full of shirtsNo shit. >You order a reasonable amountWhat is a reasonable amount of shirts for a niche musical act? How many smalls or XXLs? You know what's a good way to gauge how many you need? Preorders. Then you can even get some extra to have as inventory without tying up cash in shirts nobody wants.
>>122803727He probably doesn't have/doesn't want to tie up the capital.
>>122803809The bulk going strong, Jake!
>>122803762>>122803769Well, if you've sold shirts before you can probably be safe doing the same thing as last time.From a customer stand point, it's dumb. You'll probably find another shirt you want more by the time the stupid thing ships.
Any powerchads ITT?
>>122803681this. y'all are too quick to hate. people have reasonable reasons
>>122803821I LOVE the heading northe track.
Are different gen in kpop similar to how there are different waves in black metal?
>>122803680if I go backwards, is it still kickass in the melody department or does it get more raw? It's probably not kvlt of me to say but I dig that TofTTL doesn't have a lot of needless blasts. More metallica-type drums.
>>122803818There isn't a steady state of people that want a Leviathan shirt at any given time. Also demand in designs varies. >From a customer stand point, it's dumb. You'll probably find another shirt you want more by the time the stupid thing ships.You can have more than one shirt.
>>122803884Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>122803818>Well, if you've sold shirts before you can probably be safe doing the same thing as last time.Doesn't seem like a good assumption. One shirt could be really popular, while another isn't.
Jute gyte is obnox.
>>122803576I like Caedes Cruentahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ToqL1eNSo
>>122803993You just don't get it.
>>122804059Not even Jon Blow is as pretentious.
>>122803821ye
>>122804079What is pretentious about what was written?
>>122804151basedI never listen to that album because it is too good.
>>122803809>gear queer larperator>is a fatasspottery
>>122804155The word lugubrriousMentioning basic bitch philosophical conceptThe phrase "imitative polyphony"
If I could find a wealthy gay boyfriend like Trey Azagthoth, I could finance both my demo and my MMO.
>>122804185>if I have to search a word up on good because of my lack of knowledge, its pretentious >if you mention the themes of your album, its pretentious>if you use musical theory to explain music, its pretentiousWhy can't you just admit you are a low class mongrel instead of this pretentious charade where you need to make some grandiose point about what he writes ?
Sibelius metal
>>122804233>on goodOn google*
>>122804233https://youtu.be/X0AnLvPs6JE?t=258
>>122804248kek
What's the best entry level metal albums for a metal nufag? I don't like the really heavy shit. I like vocals I can understand. Megadeth, Judas Priest, Dio/Ozzy, Sabbath, Alice in Chains, etc.
>>122804411metallica
>>122804411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khou1JfPbME
>>122804411use the actual FAQ which stupid faggots never include in the OPhttps://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>122791025
Why do we hate TOOL again?
>>122804436>FAQ:Useless
>>122804463I don't!Any diaper-rocking tool fans in this festy?
>>122804463listened to 10000 days earlier today
>>122804411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>122804463>List of what is not acceptable here:>Prog metal that is more prog than metal
>>122804516Actual dogshit.
>>122804529it's more buttrock than both
>>122804551Opiate/Undertow did have some buttrock elements
>>122800483the rough mixes
>>122804390
Are we ready to admit it was good?
>>122804620I'm down with the clown.
>>122804516
>>122804620Joey Jordison was undeniably a fucking badass drummer.
>>122804631I'm not. That dude's ego is fucking massive. Same with Corey. Both are a couple of assholes.
>>122804620that I PUSH MY PINGAS INTO MY song is good. that's about it
>>122804574Reddit Band
>>122804678not that guy, but what has Corey done that was wrong? I dont know shit about slipknot loreother than Jim Root being massive and Joey dying
>/metal/ hates numetal >loves Alice What gives?
Slavonic Dances metal
>>122804776>well written songs>Layne was a god damn master vocalist >Jerry is an amazing guitarist Simple as. They made a mockery of every other Seattle band.
>>122804776AIC fag is a schizo. Learn 2 pattern recognition, you really need it in this era of 4chan
>>122804463Too popular to be obscure, not popular enough for it to be ironic
Are we ready to admit that metal peaked when Limp Bizkit came on the scene or are we still coping
>>1228044631) They're not very good2) They're promoted as "intelligent" music when they're actually music for midwits
>nu metal schizo is back
>>122802395therefore they're the best
>>122804977Thats right, takin over flows is the Limp PimpNeed the Bizkit to save this thread forVargs gayness
>>122800483how the fuck has this been completely ignored on the metal archives?
>>122805330BDM gets wrongfully ignored when in reality, it reigns supreme.
>>122805353it's weird, it gets its dick sucked on rym but has no reviews on the archives and it isn't even hipster or tranny shit. the complete opposite really.
>>122805330it's on MA
Mortician supremacy
>>122805512I meant it has no reviews despite being significantly better than overrated garbage like dying fetus and the like
>>122804942Correct.
Someone here was talking about making a general called /dark/, are you here
https://youtu.be/t3veYnfMIFU?t=589
>>122800688>>122802572googoogaagaa
>>122803620reminder that you will never be a woman
Yejibros what comeback are we most looking forward to?
>>122806142shut the hell up
Are there any disso-black bands with a female member? It seems like absolute woman-repellant
This is the gayest hipster board on this entire fucking site
>>122806252Liturgy
>>122806252>no womenthat's how you know a sub-genre is good. It's all about music and not about attracting simps
Whoever thought you’d be betterAt writing this song than meEven though my version’s shite
>>122806138We love Meshuggah here.
>>122804942Three dollar bills is their only album worth listening to. Try listening to picrel. Raw and heavy as hell
>>122806667we love wigga shyt here, have you heard of this anon? SOAD’s wu tang cover hits
>>122806034Correct.
>>122806771>we love wigga shyt hereincorrect>>122806034incorrect>>122806774not correct
>>122806817Yes we do, my wigga. Get dem braids ready
Listening to Mercyful Fate
>>122806881Don't forget to change your diaper afterwards.
>>122806892I won't.
>>122806252there are plenty of females (male) in dissoshit bands
>>122806981doesnt count
>post-hardcore sounds nothing like hardcorewhat gives?
>>122807105Deaf?
>>122806981Does count. We love and support our trans metal goddesses here.
>>122807154How does Fugazi sound like Agnostic Front?
>>122807169music taste is heavily influence by how you grow up, your self image + being shoved into a box by societywhich is why the meme is that trans girls make extremely loud industrial music and trans guys make ukulele feel good musica trans girl liking male dominated music is not surprising at all
>>122802027incorrect, it's dogshit posercore. Aesthetics is important, but you never put aesthetics over substance. Terrible song writing and shit riffs, there are so many modern over looked great doom bands that deserve the recognition but dont receive it because they dont have their tits out
I need more recs for meloblack in the vein of early Dissection. I'm familiar with most of if not all the No Fashion records catalog and other bands like Dawn, Necrophobic, etc.It can be symphonic but that's obviously not a requirement as Dissection weren't symphonic at all but I love when bands add symph elements to the meloblack sound. I love Odium, early Cradle Of Filth and Satyricon too if that helps.Bonus points if it's from the 90s. Not opposed to newer stuff but I feel modern production will kill the sound.
>>122807105based retard>>122807169Correct.
>>122807296in flames, dark tranquility, the list goes on. dissection is hardly black metal
>>122807296I've not found much meloblack like Dissection as they were always a bit more thrashier or closer to regular BM than most counterparts.The only two big meloblack bands that come to mind that I still like are Dawn (for Slaughtersun) and Suhnopfer (who are modern but still decent) but you probably already know them.There's also that band Autonoesis that got shilled here for a while, and while not worth of the shilling are alright, but not super meloblackit's just MA has them as "Melodic Thrash/Black/Death Metal"
>>122807296Necromasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6n1Bc_rdI4&list=OLAK5uy_lWZQCGKirPI-2aFh-F-1g5zJHPwCRzIHA
I'm finding out that black metal sucks since 2010. What bands have released something good since then? DsO, Aosoth, Funeral mist, Inquisition.. ? Who else?
>>122807583>I'm finding out that black metal sucksCorrect.
>>122807583you might dismiss it as hipster but this is the best bm related thing released in recent memory
>>122807296Early Taake is all you need
>>122801261Generally, all genres/sub-genres are bound to be majorly mediocre, that's why people give their attention to what's exceptional within those genres. This is quite exceptional NSBM, and it's only an instrumental intro:https://files.catbox.moe/cy963x.m4a
>>122807773incredible album
it's never been topped
current best BM band : mglacurrent best DM band : ulceratecope and seethe
El Perro
QRD on this band?Which albums are generally considered their best? And at what point did they change their style?
>>122808481ulcerate are barely death metal at this point
>>122808470Put your trip back on.
>>122808522First two are classics, maybe even the third one, but I haven't listen to that one enough. By the fourth they changed their style but further evolved their sound by their seventh album, which is another favorite of theirs(picrel) along with their Åsgards Fall EP, which is a tribute to Bathory. Their albums afterwards seem to follow along the style of their seventh, maybe not always on the same level but they have some good tracks here and there.
>>122808652This was very helpful thank you.
>>122808481Mgla hasn't made album even half as good as Taake's any from trilogy
>>122808812That's extra impressive given Taake hasn't made a good album
>>122806252No, dissonance is inherently a male enjoyment. Disneycore and atmoshit attracts a lot of women though, even deathmetal has more women. The only consonant genre to not attract some of woman is shred. >>122806371Not disso, called "Transcendental black metal" for a reason. Its mick barr minimalism, aka pure atmoshit.
>>122808470basado. Sad that they split so soon.
>>122808563schizo
>>122808481>best bm band is boring atmoshit where every part of every song sounds the same>best dm band is boring atmoshit where every part of every song sounds the sameNah.Current best BM band is JGCurrent best DM band is Ad Nauseam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz56goRt1sQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR98i_uD46g
>dissonance is inherently a male enjoymentConfirmed
>>122808873desu the band has the perfect level of mystery and brevity. I'm not sure what else they could have contributed.
>>122808890DONT DREAM OF WOMENCAUSE THEY'LL ONLY BRING YOUDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>122808888>dragged into sunlight, thou, electric wizard, blasphemyGuaranteed the "DsO" he pretends to like is Popcletus.
>>122808898lol
>>122808847True. They're all excellent.
Ah yes, industrial hardcore dungeon synth, a classic combination. Sounds 100x better than keller synth tbqh. https://youtu.be/kpeI000D97U?t=229
>>122808901>bm retards pretending that they are above cringe behavioursYou fucks lack so much self awareness.
>>122809019NU>>122809019
>>122809013Second wave is disneycore, third wave has no such cringe.
>>122809044>best bm band is boring atmoshit where every part of every song sounds the samethat would also be jute gyte
NU>>122809137NU>>122809137NU>>122809137NU>>122809137
>>122809141too early
>>122805330>>122805521Best blastings of the thread
>>122809126>JG>atmoshitNGMI Iass. >>122809145>made at 310 perfectly>too earlyNGMI Iass.
>>122809148you made it at 309 you retard
Made it at 310 perfectly, stop crying numale bitchboy.
>>122809152Wrong.
>>122809158>>122809156im boycotting your thread as it is an imposter. I eagerly await the true thread to be made
>>122809152>>122809156
NU>>122809174>>122809174>>122809174
>>122809177checked. Real NU, real dubs, real edition
