dso edishold >>122899398faq: https://www.4chan.org/bans
Everyone loves Breaking Benjamin bit you
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
metal
Fall out boy
>>122909216bet you watch this at night
>>122909227I love fall out boy
>announcing sageDo mods really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIP4Q_L5iCM
https://youtu.be/jmE13rIQuI4?si=bw3fDBr8Xc4s0cdH
Youtube recommended wolf metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-vdQAzA-0w
Argh
>>122909216Kek
BLASTING
>>122909471my face when
>band full of zoomies blacks and women>they make genuinely great music that if you like 90s/2000s bdm you can't complain aboutwhat do you say now
>>122909489>>band full of zoomies blacks and women>>they make genuinely great music that if you like 90s/2000s bdm you can't complain aboutOnly the first statement is true.
For me, it's Cerebral Bore.
Post your aoty-so-far contenders.
>>122909503genuinely can't distinguish this shit from 90s/2000s bdm, there's like one part in the whole demo that you could say is not something you would hear on an album like that
>>122909510Full of HellHigh On Fire Brodequin 200 Stab WoundsJob For A CowboyVitriolDeparture Chandelier Alcest
>>122909503>>>they make genuinely great music that if you like 90s/2000s bdm you can't complain about>>122909517This statement is a contradiction.
>>122909489>Be a 12 year old Amerimutt racial monstrosity>Get signed to New Standard Elite>Be a pure Aryan alpha Chad>Waste your whole life on /metal/
>>122909471Based slamaholic
>>122909541Totally forgot that Departure Chandelier album came out this year. I gotta give it another spin.
>>122909541Oh I forgot new Diocletian and Antichrist Demoncore. Necrot was pretty good too I guess but I need to give it another listen. This year has been great for releases imo.>>122909562I'm actually not big into slam. I like the hiphop elements PeelingFlesh have tho.
>>122909489Where is the woman?
>>122909489>>122909596They're all trannies. Zoomer bullshit discarded.
Derriere Champignon sucks balls
>>122909562Retard gimmickslam general?
>>122909690God forbid.
>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called “anti-racist", they were pro immigrant, they were globalist, we cultivated thisLouis Cachet about the early Person Of Colour Metal scene in Helvete
>NAME 5 SONGS
>>122909673>Derriere Champignonimpressive, very nice
Ozzyhater losthttps://www.twitch.tv/krypto_nat
>>122909867this is so repugnant
>>122909915it's degenerate
>>122909938exactly. metal for this feel?
>>1229098678 wouldn't have put up with this.
>>122910003>8fucking cringe lil nigga
>>122910049Square up nigga I'll kiss u
>>122909489Imagine not having a girl guitarist who can play big boi riffs
>>122910157a degenerate girl
>>122909105FOR ALL THINGS SHALL BECOME MY PREY>>122909212YES!!
>>122910289kys homo
>solves music
>>122910342I listened to this and it sucked. I hate death metal.
>>122909471blasting Bauhaus atm
>>122909105What do you guys think of Agalloch? When I was younger I loved that band but now I got bored of it.
>>122910342>when the Dead but Dreaming riff hits
>>122910407you gave up right before you heard their magnum opus
>band has a tranny in itDo you listen y/n?
I have a favorite female traditional metal vocalist now https://youtu.be/TUuEUgl5id4?si=U_sc15XmbGzhxPlH
>>122909541>Departure Chandelierincredibly based.
>>122910427Depends if it's a masculine tranny or not.
>>122910427Fuck no.
>>122910417Which is?
>>122910408Correct.
>>122910380>I listened to this and it sucked.>it suckedincorrect>I hate death metal.correct
In the mood for slam. Listening to picrel right now. Tonight's a slam night I guess.
>>122910500oii ee oiii ee oii ee
>>122910337Homo general.
one thing me and Heccsy definitely agree on is that Slam Stinks!
>>122909510
Good thread for once.
>>122910500based>>122910560You're both dorks too
>>122910560Correct.
If you don’t listen to the king get out of my face.
>plays repetitive nothing burger riff>does random double bass bursts>slaps around his drum kick>3 minutes later, still playing the same riff>more drums being hit for seemingly no reason>alright time for a new riff>jk back to the original riff again>its anudda 3 minutes of the same riff with random drummingUlcerate is literal atmoshit, nothing fucking happens in these songs, its just the same fucking riff with some mongrel on the drums who is clearly extremely bored and wishes he was playing in a jazz band instead. I don't say that lightly either, because I went to go read an interview from the man himself and he says that all his non-metal influences are jazz and jazz fusion.Verdict: Overhyped midwit atmoshit
>>122910686Ulcerate is "polite" false extremity for hipsters like Krallice
>>122910686why does everybuddy love it so mutch then
>>122909965Spite extreme wing-non dvcor dvco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhsjageCsI&list=OLAK5uy_kKIeMo0EKexR_48crmvVKrD7qAwBSTFYs&index=1
>>122910718It's extreme metal for pitchfork worshippers
>>122910718Same reason they like Popcletus over FAS and Synarchy, easier to understand for lower class people unable to think. RYM loves crescendos and single theme pieces that are built on textual nothing burgers. Its why they love Post-Rock so much.
Listen to Warhammer.
>>122910758Looks low class, won't be listening.
sometimes the lowies need a boost into something the wouldn't otherwise be able to get into thus its a POSITIVE thing
She should not lock the open dohr
>>122910612Spoke too soon bub
>>122909471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_0SDNyRLSY
>>122910877I was hoping you got drone struck in donetsk, pity
>>122909471
>>122910741Everything DSO did is bad
>>122910997You wish.
>>122911003My first reaction was genuine confusion since you seemed to be implying there's some difference in quality between paracletus and their other albums, which is incorrect. But then I just realized that you're probably new here, so I'll explain:Deathspell Omega is hated here.
>>122909596Is the middle not a woman? Regardless, someone who faces prejudice that this general does not like.>>122909546still does not make it any different from shit you would hear in the 2000s
have a good night guys
>>122911028>paracletusIts Popcletus, and we look down upon its fans here, however DsO is beloved and deified here. May I suggest you return back to >>>/mu/ my newfag friend?
>>122909596>>they make genuinely great musiLol.Lmao.
>>122911062Stfu you fucking retard
>>122910707>t. muh extremityfaggrow up chuddy, some people just like music, you're projecting
>>122910741Correct, ulcerate is basically post-metal that happens to feature dissodeath audial aesthetics
>>122910959wtf bros shes actually kinda cute
Just saw Fallujah Monday night, was way more fun than I expected. Helps that they were playing their home town I think, so the crowd got pretty wild.Only kind of like em, but live they were legit great.
>paracletus
>Pop cletus
>>122911117Just like DsO
There's two types of black metal. Before Paracletus, and after4rhth
I'm feeling down, but on the upside I have no future. Metal for this feel?
>>122911128>she
>>122911128right?
>>122911165DsO has no relation to the type of songwriting that Post-Rock utilizes. This is just as embarassing as when you call them and other such bands "jazz".
>>122911290It's literally the same thing.
Albums that killed the metal genre?
>>122911391You wish.
>>122911403Slaughter of the Soul
>>122911403Never died, so none. These albums however saved metal.
>>122911423
>>122911423>necrophagistThere goes your reputation
>>122911452>reputation>anonymous boardkeep in mind I haven't been on /metal/ in a long timedo we have a new lolcow or something
>>122911452We love neoclassical shred here. Gods bless Muhammed (pbuh) for reviving it into its peak form though his son Jegas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0
>>122911423Get the fuck out of my general
>>122911495Sneed metal is the least innovative genre in metal and all of the albums you posted are just playing sloppy Motorhead riffs. Keep that trite garbage to yourself.
>>122911478>haven't been here in a whilePeople always say the same things
>avatarfagging as Snorrenot even going to respondimage MD5 filtered
>>122911531Mindbroken and mentally dominated.
>>122911522>People always say the same thingsI accidently almost became a normalfag but now I'm back to fix that mistake
>>122911562We love Root and Mortuary Drape and anything that predates Snorre Ruch here.
Before SnorreAfter Jailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxnd42ZYIio
>>122911230silence, chud>>122911247>tfw no barrshit gf
>>122911584This, except the opposite.
>>122911495>pentagram logosnot listening!
>>122911658When bands actually release music we like that too. Unlike Snorre, what was he doing all that time anyway.
>>122911062Get out
>>122911584>Mortuary Drapebased
>>122911062Stay here.
>>122911673All of what time exactly? He was literally in jail. Before that he has his demos, and Oyveystein was screwing him around by promising to make a band with him and then never saying where or when they should practise (he has to steal all of Snorre's ideas first so people wouldn't think he was the retarded hack he was.). Uranus eventually decided he was actually going to have Snorre write the next Mayhem album after DMDS, which already included some of his demo riffs (the shit ones though). Luckily he came out of jail just to reminds the world that black metal was never about disney lullabies, it was never about playing like total shit, it didn't need poor production to make up for a lack of talent, and it was inherently dissonant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YukZq6uyJkQ
>>122911414I accept your concession.
>>122911757>in my mind, it was real
>>122911748>When are we going to start playing bro YOU PROMISEDkek
>>122911748I refuse to believe this post isn't satire
I actually enjoy Necrophagist
>This album artwork or theme offends me>Therefore it must be bad and you are only posting it because it's offensive even though that's completely subjectiveWhy is xe like this?
>>122911828Never attribute to irony what can be attributed to autism
>>122911828Black metal was since the beginning dissonant: as per Snorre's creation. The only satire to be found was the entire second wave calling a bunch of nursery rhyme melodies "black metal". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNS-iCzdibE
When was the last time this genre had a big hit, a phenomenon? Time I? When's the next metal smash hit coming?
>>122911748>disney lullabies
>>122911929>a phenomenon?2021: First Fragment - Gloire Eternellehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tHEhZteYakGods bless Tougas for saving metal.
>>122911924Snorre hardly did anything. The Thorns s/t is good but too little too late. You can't just make a spooky riff and have that be your claim to fame.
>>122911951Not dissonant enough for me
>>122911951Gloire Eternelle was never a Black Album, for example.
>>122910427Nope
>>>/pol/475566941
>>122911929Just this year, actually. >N-NOT MET--Cope.
>>122912102Lame coreslop
>>122911941kot
>>122910686that would be fas
How do we keep the chuds out of here
Black metal promotion (https://www.youtube.com/@bmpromotion) visits this shitty generalHe got embarrassed and deleted his comment where he said Hotel California was the best song in the universe after we posted his comment here
chuds won
livin it up at Otel Caalifornia Bweedin deedindoo
>>122912280no, the video was removed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM&lc=Ugw-n6wa-8Lh-PQ-zIV4AaABAg
After listening to coreshit, dissoshit doesn't sound so bad at all
>>122912365dissoshit itself isn't actually bad though, it's just a particular person here who makes it look bad
>>122911924>pentagram logonot listening!
>>122912102>cross on coverlistening!
aoty 2024>correctcorrect>c o r r e c t c o r r e c t>c o r r e c t c o r r e c thttps://neuropsychosisbdm.bandcamp.com/album/scourging-homicidal-premonitions
>>122912478If this was NYP I would buy it, but because they needed to be Jews about it (34 minutes of music for $13.81 CAD is NOT worth it!!!) I will [redacted] it instead.
>>122912511it's a pretty dense 34 minutes. that's like 70 minutes of normal-paced riffs, squished.
This is the logical conclusion to metal
pull the plug!
>>122912560great album. popular and good. not much to say about it at this point.
>>122912181Correct.
>>122912521I'm gonna listen to it regardless. Coming up next!!!!>picrel current blasting
>>122911423what's your favorite portal album
>>122912560meta cringe
Boring. Overrated. One might even say "mid."
>>122912657>t. never listened to this album loud on speakers once
death are historically important, yet they are also historically mid
>>122912657That's literally their best album you pleb.
>>122912698Correct.
>>122912657>>122912560Correct.
>>122912788based
Nyogthaeblisz
Did you guys ever heem a poser?
>>122912894On 4chan, yes.
>>122912894I'm on my way to heem varg rn
>>122912894I made a woman upset after commenting on her shirt
Metal and coffee is the most textbook example of a pitchfork metal head. All her pics are so fucking predictable
>>122912894I told the guitarist his band had no riffs after his set. It was a shitty slam band opening for a decent death metal band
>>122912966Lol. Brutal.
Any other fans of Spire of Lazarus?
>>122913021Forgot pic.
>>122909119Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122912894Once I am drunk enough on a show I start asking random people questions about bands of their shirt, if they fail a legit check - I fight them
>>122913101This is why I always wear an Avantasia shirt.
>>122911828kekky is unfortunately too retarded to have any self awareness
>>122913109An Avantasia shirt probably compliments your tail plug pretty well.
OI MATE NAME THREE SONGS
>>122913464FaintBreaking the HabitNumb
>name three songs>band is Darkspace
>>122913484I can tell you that 3.16, 4.20 and 1.6 are my favourites without looking.
>>122913464>can't even name one>gets heemed
>>122913498Am i dumb or do the number not make sense at all?
>>122913546You might be dumb.It's just {album}.{total track number}. 4.20 is their 20th track on their 4th album.It's only the negatives that don't make too much sense but -1 was a demo so it was kinda "before" the rest. Dunno what -2 was, whether it was some unreleased track or just they label anything that's not an album as negative.
>>122913572But shouldn't it be. 3.8, 3.9, then 4.0. Going from 3.9 to to 3.1 is where I'm confused
Behead all posers
>>122913588It's their TOTAL track number1.7 to 2.8. You can basically consider all their tracks sequential, but they put the album at the front.4.20 is literally their 20th album track.
>>122911495this person likes metal>>122911423this person does not
>>122910686Dont care, still listening
>>122911495For me, it’s the antichrist
>>122913723For me, it's regular Christ, the King
>>122913588>>122913607Or you just realize they're dumb math-lets and their music reflects their low IQ
>>122911495Literal diapershit
>>122912788I thought it was pretty dull, one of my least favourite releases by them for a while.
>>122909113no one cares about buttrock
>>122909113We love and respect buttrock here.
Stadium rock > butt rock
>>122914081party rockers > all
Performed in a converted concrete garage/workshop > butt > stadium
>>122910707>"polite" false extremity for hipsterslmfao ok
>>122914104performed in a sewer > garage > butt > stadium
What were the weirdest places you seen a band perform?
>>122911748DEEP DOWN IN THE BLACK SLIME OF THIS EARTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDl1Gb9FrR8
>>122909510Invincible shieldSimple as
>>122914318>pentagram on wallnot listening!
>>122909510How are people making charts now neverendingrendering went full schizo
>>122909714>just let it be filled with people who only like the aesthetic bro, why are you gatekeeping:)
People mentioned Amorphis in the last thread so I just remember that Koskinen who was their vocalist in their butt rock era was also a vocalist for Shape of Despairhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqxN_tyC80
Why do new DM bands look so fucking weird? It's like a bunch of genetic dead ends dressed like clowns.
>>122914299Converterd garage. Not the kind in a home, the kind surrounded by warehouses.
I like slamI like brutal death metalI like goregrindSimple as
>>122914377close to based
>>122914348that's just what zoomers are like anon
>>122914299played with some swedish dbeat acts in the rec room of a halfway house. no, they didn't remove the pool or ping ping tables
>>122914377Sorry but this is a trad and doom general
>>122914443Incorrect.
>>122914377based
>>122914443Nah that general would be on >>>/lgbt/
>>122914453>>122914469Posers. You don't belong here.
>>122914500Go back to the nursing home gramps, and stop shitting up the general with objectively the worst metal genre of trad doom.
>>122913809fuck Christ
>>122914534You will be forgiven in time anon. Jesus loves you
>>122914514get out.
>>122914443i also like doom and a bit of trad but my favourite is brutal death metal :)
>>122914569>the shittest genre is also christcuckedChecks out.
thin lizzyinfectious jelqingthe list goes on
>>122914553I SPAT in his FACEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PW0BXfQCyk
>>122914569Jesus wouldn't do this.
>>122914569Picrel is the Mormon Jesus that's not the real Jesus picrel is the Mormon Jesus AKA not the real Jesus but a fake Jesus unlike the Mormon Jesus
If you guys were a frontman of a band, how would you greet the audience at your show?
>>122914607fuck Jesus.
>>122914598Correct. He suffered so that you do not.
>>122914616sup devils... LETS ROCK OUR ASSES OFF. 3 2 1 go!
>>122914616>hi we're *band name*after that you should not say a single thing except maybe introducing songs
https://youtu.be/95vOaZRw0t4?si=WHVq2rracJVsRO-m
Praise Jesus my friends. No not the Mormon Jesus, the real Jesus.
>>122914616I would probably ask them to fight us
>>122914626I suffer
>>122914639this, maybe growl it if you're a death metal band, if it's a black metal band finish the greeting by screaming I'M GAY in a very zesty manner
>>122914616>feedback, song name, song ends, "hi we are band name", next song nameIt aint that hard
>>122914654But why?>>122914648Based and putnam pilled
Beyonce fans slam metal guitarist Gary Holt for saying she is 'OVERRATED' - while he claims Taylor Swift is more talented: 'Mighty white of him'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13669671/Beyonce-Gary-Holt-OVERRATED-Taylor-Swift.html
>>122914616Hello, we are *band name*, lets go!!! And then introducing song names and saying thank you (or fuck you, depending from people in the audience) after song ends
>>122914616Point to each attractive female you see in the crowd and tell them to come backstage after you're done.
>>122914616By shouting the gamer word
>>122914695This and dedicating every song to them
>>122914695>>122914710No women attend metal gigs let alone attractive ones lmao
>>122914695based tranny chaser
Gary Holt Opens Up on Relationship With Metallica's Kirk Hammett
>>122914679Taylor Swifts folklore album cover looks like a black metal album cover.
Corey Taylor opens up his mouth and breathes air
>>122914853he pushes his fingers into his AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Varg virkenes SLAMS fenriz for DRUNKEN life style and MID crust punk output.
I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN MEKNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVESI WANDER AROUND U TIL YOU SEEINSIDE I SIT AND WAIT AND BLEEDOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>>122914864modern darkthrone easily mogs Burzum (NEW) thoughbeit
>>122914876No shit ASSHOLE. I SAID crust punk out put. LEARN to read. Burzum NEW is hard to beat in terms of lazy talentless riffs. He NEEDS to stop
>>122914890>Burzum NEW is hard to beat in terms of lazy talentless riffs. He NEEDS to stopCorrect.
Varg Virkenes on Burzum BEW direct quotations>I felt like getting some attention so I opened garage studio and shat some bullshit out so people would notice me
circle the wagons is beloved and respected here
We hate and despise v*RG here
We love traditional metal here and hate dissonant/avantgarde/gaze/atmos shit
>>122914960Correct.>>122914980Correct.>>122914996Goregrind reigns supreme.
>>122914996Incorrect.
Who would like metal more?Roman’s or Vikings?
>>122915044It’s scientifically proven that Vikings would have preferred prog rock like genesis and elp. Roman’s would have loved death metal
>>122915044We hate both of those here.
>>122915044Vikings, of course.
>>122915059funkoposting is disregarded here
>>122915059An institution around here
>>122912597Outre, Ion second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9cEbJO4LeE
>>122914616WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S
>>122915107
>>122915107how do you feel about seepia
>>122915044africans
>>122914616ALLRIGHT BARCELLONA
>>122915140Its alright, has a few moments that are too close to normal death metal than they should be. More snare spam rather than tom usage, which makes them sound much more familiar rather than alien like they should sound. Outre is much better, same with ION, Swarth and Avow are better as well, maybe only Vexovoid is as bad as Seepia.
>>122915199I think seepia has far and away the best guitar sound thoughperhaps cliche of me but they achieve this maddening, swarming beehive effect that drives me crazy>regular blast beats, less tom spamI never paid as much attention to that but you're right. they drop those blastbeats right after that record
>>122915218I suppose the guitar production is nice, I actually like ION the most for that, its less typically portal but its one sharp sounding guitar. If there is chainsaw guitars I think ION would be a razerwire guitar. Also they do bring back a lot of blasting for ION, but its more fitting in the jagged and treble dominated environment they have there. Also just as a sidenote, ION has fantastic artwork.
>>122915302did you know that ION is written in E standard tuning? band themselves posted that on their facebook at one point p sure
>>122915311Not super surprising, its too treble-y for downtuning.
>>122915302damn the art slaps, very different from their older stuff
>>122915374Shame about the music
BLASTAN SOME OChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwwr_n4F2zE
>>122915374Bielak is pretty good stuff, especially his extra Ghost artworks (not in pic related) are all amazing.https://zbigniewbielak.bigcartel.com/
>>122915508Also ignore the Vektor image there, its the wrong one. This is the Vinyl one he did.
>>122915506deathcore is not allowed
>>122915567but I'm listening to this rn and you can't stop me
>>122915591i apologize. deathcore is allowed. i don't know what I was thinking when I said it wasn't, but this is clearly metal and you were right.
>>122915616It has a slayer cover, so it must be metal.https://youtu.be/t6_2BvQP2_M?si=bosz_1YhVpFPbiG1
I've told about this guy before, I met him in university years ago. He told me that he is a "DM fan" and listened goregrind bands etc.However, he did not recognize or know Morbid Angel when I put on "Altars of Madness" when I gave him a lift home after class in my car. After playing few songs he told that he didn't like the music. I told him "it's Morbid Angel", but he told me that the name "doesn't ring a bell to me". He had, in fact, never heard of MA despite he had a long hair and wore goregrind band shirts. Second ride I gave him home I had "Morbid Angel's" Domination CD playing in the car. During the song "Where the Slime Live" there is a vocal effect or some sort of phaser effect added on the vocals. Again, he did not recognize the band "Morbid Angel" (he said that he had never heard of it) and told that he prefers old school metal without any effects or "computer shirt" added on top of the instruments or vocals. He said that is one of the reasons he likes Autopsy and not these newer bands.He also crossed the line that he actually turned down the music volume while I was driving as the music was "too loud" for his taste and he manually adjusted the volume down. After that I ghosted him and just told him that I would not be able to give him lift home as I had sold my car (just parked it a bit away from uni so he did not see me returning it). I also stopped speaking to him. He still wore goregrind band t-shirts from time to time in lectures/class but sadly dropped out of uni after few months. I still think he was a huge poser and probably does not listen metal anymore, it seemed some sort of aesthetic phase for him
>>122915491Shame about your IQ.
>>122915506Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>122915675>I posted it again!>actually admitting to it tooNo one cares.
>>122915697Kinda weird he wore Autopsy t-shirts, but did not recognize or even know Morbid Angel by name
>>122905151new
>>122914616I wouldn't say a thing, I'd listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
waiter, new thread please
Awful thread
>>122915785it'll just be a schizo/autist OP and thus ruined
NU >>122915832NU >>122915832NU >>122915832NU >>122915832
>>122910407I still like them but nearly as much as I used to. A lot of their lyrics are very cringe too, just endless variations on "the sovl of nature"
