Stockhausen on power chord slop (direct quotation):>It starts with 30 or 40 – I don’t know, I haven’t counted them – fifths in parallel, always the same perfect fifths, you see, changing from one to the next, and then comes in hundreds of repetitions of one small section of an African rhythm: duh-duh-dum>FAQ:Prokofiev birthed black metal https://youtu.be/644fIw8XFck?t=6546Disney Dogshit:>>123133345Dissonant Delight:last.fm/user/Only_Perception
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
I slayed and ate soo many mutts last time mods decided to ban me.Nothing beats devouring a delicious dog whilst blasting bloodbath.>Appetizerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsY4570h2zs>Dinnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeVnN9cFmw>Deserthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzgbNHsyTA
>>123136943Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123136944based
first for sir glen benton
>>123137053>sirWe prefer Sir Mosley here.
Indubitably this was the best album of 2023
we love, and I mean LOVE, Cradle of filth here
>>123137158I dont know if it's a meme of yours but nobody really talks about that band here
>>123137158>haha we love normie shite right bros?!?!
>>123137195because it's total garbage on the level of dark funeral
UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-ihCllciY
>>123137212Correct, in the same category as sloppa like obtained enslavement and kaevum.
>>123137212Even Dark Funeral is better tbqh. At least Norecore has some aggression to it, Cradle of Flatulenc has the worst vocalist in black metal history, is about as threatening as Enya, and sounds like someone wanted to make pop radio friendly """"black metal""""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SUJZ6THz5g
metal is getting raped by metalcore this year
>>123137267how can metal be raped by itself?
>>123137267Knocked Loose AOTY
Norsecore is /metal/'s favorite genre. A genre that continuously brings us insane riffs, fantastic vocals, and inhuman drumming. Truly the best that black metal has to offer.
What do you guys think of Tulus?In particular their first 3 albums.This band never gets mentioned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwd891wirs
death metal AOTY? And don’t say Ulcerate
>>123137323Civerous
>>123137288This but the o>>123137279ppposite
>>123137323it’s going to be Nile
>>123137320They’ve always been mentioned in the bad album art discussion
>>123137375>album art Ive seen worse.What about the actual music? Do you like it?
If you don’t have any guitar solos on your album well then I just don’t want anything to do with it
>>123137323Ulcerate
>>123137070We hate that whoreson here, he was the Bongman of the 20th century.
>cat on the album cover>woman artist>its complete shitHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>123137375The re-issue of their first 2 album compilation fixes that. Their is also a reissue of their evil 1999 album, it looks less gay than the original.
The greatest metal album ever made
>>123137450
>>123137460actually true
black metal fucking sucks
>click on new album>monophony>post-african repetitions>4/4>rock n roll solos>random sax to make up for a lack of variety>awful retch inducing clean vocalsAnother serving of slop for the African tribe cook pot. If I wasn't planning on doing another 100 day nofap I would go a bust a nut to Timberly instead of blasting any more 2024 albums. If you want my worst album of 2024, here it is:https://invainofnorway.bandcamp.com/album/solemn
>>123137212>>123137210dont be mean
>>123137460I miss beautifully drawn album covers, now everything has to be all minimalist and shit.
>>123137670Is she a wigger or something. What would you call her style
>>123137693>everything has to be all minimalist and shit.??????
>>123137664Wiggerslam normiecore nu-male metal fucking sucks
Wiggershred
>>123137713>alphavilleGerman synthpop is not metal.
>>123137703Oh my post wasn't about Timberly's music, it was about the album I linked. Either way, I've never seen a wigga or bicycle collector blasting Polyphia, only whites and Asians. >her stylePost-pop flamenco with negro beatz
He’s picky
>>123137460>>123137565How did he do it bros
>>123137809Did you seriously ask him to put me on the site KEK
>>123137829No I just asked in a very general way how someone starts writing reviews
>>123137693even the photographed art had more sovl back then. what happened?
>>123137703shes an egirl
IF YOU OPEN YOUR MINDTO AVOID ALL CONFUSIONCARNAL INSTICTS UNWINDANIMAL RESURRECTIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZTxYsaCG48
>>123137930film photography zoom zoom
why do black metal fans remain virgins forever but slam fans get hundreds and hundreds of pussy by the day?
>>123137933so she used her egirl money for a music education?
>>123137950Tradwife vs sluts and whores.Its a cultural thing.
>>123137955i meant thats her styleshe just has rich parents
As far as I can tell, ever since Trevor Strtard suck started a shotgun, critical reception of TBDM has done a complete 180. I'm sure this opinion isn't popular here, but I'm not afraid to admit that as a melodeath and core faggot, I enjoy them. But what gets my fucking goat is that as long as I've listened to them, they were considered a core band fronted by core kiddies that were in core bands before TBDM and didn't do much but rip off Prayer for Cleansing (one of the best core bands ever) and add some Gothenburg riffs. If I recall correctly, even their wikipedia page said they were core. So why the fuck do people consider them exclusively metal nowadays? The guys played on Warped Tour, for fuck's sake.
I can't fastforward through this inane filler to the ending where he shoots up his local grocery store and kills himself, cause I lost the remote. Sorry guys
>>123137984Look we just intuitively know what's metal and what's not. We don't have to explain shit.
>>123137848Its never going to work Iass, he wants to make sure whoever he signs is one of his pet drones who emulate everything he does. You can tell by the writers that are there, its all carbon copy pasta. Baldcucks are spiritually dead "men" just going through the actions of pretending to be human, the longer you look at the past to memorize yourself, the faster you atrophy into your grave regardless of physical health. The second you declare "I believe this certainly and without doubt" is the second you die. Change is the only constant, and if you want to stagnate then death shall bring you just that!
>>123137984They've always been metal and they've always been good. People are just 20 years late to the party. TBDM played with a lot of core bands and they do/did have a core aesthetic as far as how the band members dressed and whatnot and that filtered a lot of people for some reason, but they've just been stealing old At the Gates and Carcass riffs since day 1. >played on Warped Tour, for fuck's sakeTrevor is on record as saying they did it for fun and to reach a crowd that they normally wouldn't.
As the world continues to burn itself through human arrogance, we turn to metal because we need a voice of an apocalypse that we would like to make triumphant. In destruction of the weaker, the stronger stands revealed. But first we have to remove the weak metal, which is why we have SMRs.Very few people understand the importance of music in culture and biology. It helps humans bond, but even more, like the tshirts we all wear, identification with certain types of music reveals if we are hamsters like most of humanity: And more than 40 per cent of hamsters enjoy hip-hop and rap beats. A spokesman for record label Rebecca Downes Music, which conducted the poll, said: ‘It’s official – pets love music as much as humans do and different animals have their favourite genres which they react to. Bacteria probably love hip-hop and pop as well. Simple organisms like simple music. They are not interested in structure or melody, only rhythm and harmony. All their “melodies” are variants of the same idea; pop music is a perfect product like that.
>>123137984its metal, always has been
Dead on vocals.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUz051qB54s
>>123137984this band sucks, and yeah, they're "melodeath" in the same way trivium is "thrash metal."completely redundant for anyone who has actually bothered to check out '90s swedish extreme metal.
>>123138080>the weak metalWhich would be all of OSDM. He should have accepted Necrophagist as being everything he pretended he wanted. Now he lives the life of a baldcuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-JRKDpyoQ
>>123138130But that's wrong
necrofagjizz sucks
>>123138127You can't explain to people like this why something isn't metal or why something core instead of death metal. They have to figure it out themselves
>>123138130Turned it off after the 100th *BLEEP chug chug* 40 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySoWnxfOnIs
if tbdm is core so are most melodeathfags
>>123137245Kaevum is the greatest band of the 21st century and if you disagree you are by definition a poser
>>123138161> I LOVE classical and melody but all the musicians who actually listen to and quote classical composers are the weak metal while my dead genre playing riff salad in abcacda format shitting out incoherent riff salad is the "strong" metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJYkBcHbsyUIf you really cared about melody and coherence you would listen to post-Necrophagist tech death.
someone needs to go back in time and kill at the gates in 1994
>>123138228Add in Gorguts in the same year and metal is saved forever.
imagine being filtered by>riff stops GO >riff restarts
>>123138214what's post-Necrophagist tech death. I don't like the sound of anything that calls itself tech death, it's usually shit
>>123138041>>123138085Justify it, then. For every metal riff they steal, they steal two from an old-school core band. If they're more metal than core, that also makes As Blood Runs Black, Heaven Shall Burn, early BTBAM, Prayer for Cleansing, and hell, I'd even argue early BMTH metal. If your entire definition of core is "has late-2000's pop core style breakdowns," then I see where you're coming from, but core is significantly more than just that shit.>>123138180I'm asking for the opposite, retard. Because TBDM IS core, and I'm trying to get to the bottom of why the average (internet) metal faggot is so afraid of admitting that something they like is core.
>>123138214>QuantizeslopNot listening!
BLOOOOOOOOODFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREDEEEEEEAAAAATHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad1vITzPLJc
Downtempo
it's really a shame that so many people associate metalcore with faggy slaughter of the soul-core instead of grittier, street level aggression with metal guitars
>>123138267tbdm dont have breakdowns, its melodeath
>>123138263>>123138214You can get more technical but you’re not going to get more coherent than this
>>123138263>what's post-Necrophagist tech deathEssentially just the revival of shred, neoclassical tech death if you like. Highly melodic and full of polyphony, its basically everything Pozzak promotes but its not "dude evil" enough for him. Yet show him melodic polyphonic tech death in the dissonant school and still he cries because now its too evil sounding for him. Hes a soccer mother unfit for life, he plugs his ears and waits for his death like the rest of the feminized baldcucks.Shred and disso are women repellent for a reason, only the masculine can enjoy it. Conso:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0plMuX93f4Disso:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR98i_uD46g
Jon Leifs Hectorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AQ24wuylqI
>>123138303MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO'S THE FASTEST OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAALLL
In Nomine SatanasI eat dogs for dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPDDoskCBzc
https://youtu.be/xU0BmcPmlCc?si=71UTHkOnpm4PRRpqhell yeah
neighbor keeps blasting buttrock and yelling. metal for this feel.
>>123138350Pretty sure all of that is just a fantasy of yours. Shredshit isn't making anyone cry
>>123138408>tfw when anon is your neighbour
>>123138393That’s dangerous, take this with you
>>123138435i'll kill you in minecraft
>>123138326Definition of breakdown, via Wikipedia:>The drumming is usually simple, with a four quarter-note ride pattern with the snare on the third beat. Most commonly, the drummer plays quarter notes on the crash cymbal or China cymbal. [...] The guitarist usually follows the rhythm, or "chugs" (uses palm-muted strokes on the lowest two to three strings of the guitar) along with the kick drum. In most cases, the drummer will use the kick drum to complement such "chugs" of the guitars.>The guitars play a set of rhythmically oriented riffs, usually on lightly palm-muted strings to achieve a very high attack noise that decays slowly, making the overall sound more thick and "heavy". Sometimes, these are contrasted with either dissonant chords, [...]Again, a breakdown is more than just a fucking "chug chug chug" single note riff on an Asking Alexandria record from 2010. I mean, hell, the term originates from fucking bluegrass. I'd argue that, while not traditional, TBDM has lots of riffs that follow these general rules. Same as shit like BMTH's self-titled, despite the fact that if it were released in the modern day it'd probably be labeled as some weird form of progressive slam album. But, it's not, it's CORE!
>>123138410Pozzak is still crying about Necrophagist for "ruining" his dead genre to this day Iass. Shred reigns supreme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuu4BfudINI&
Underrated album.Dedicated to all dogs.https://www.youtube.com/watch
>>123138473was suppose to link this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuu4BfudINI but Obscura is good too.
>>123138484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXwuRvQrSQ
>>123138468Correction, BTBAM's s/t, not BMTH.
Eye Eater – Alienate: all of this “modern metal” stuff — death metal is more than just vokills, but a musical language of its own — strikes me as variations on Ministry and Fugazi, but without the continuity or riff-shaping, so you lose the through-composed narrative that is essential to death metal, and instead you get an emphasis on vocals and the change in otherwise consistent rhythms, but if that was what was needed, we would just listen to late hardcore or put on that dusty SRV boot in the corner.
B L A S T I N G
>>123138521>That album coverBased, i hope you don't get banned for it.
Voidceremony
>>123138537I just called janny
>>123138339>monophonic chord repititions>random rock n roll solos>random stop for incoherent arpeggio, starts everything right after as if that arpeggio never happened>chugging around>still chugging around>repetitions play while someone plays random solo on top (again)>fade out>fade inThis is the best baldcucks have to offer....
>>123138544Faggot
>>123138550>chugWe love it here.>"random" soloThings appear random when knowledge is incomplete
>>123138550But enough about First fragment
Techshit is for nerds
I love when this bald mf does pinch harmonic dive bombs and goes into some atonal Azagthoth-worship lead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DmiEPUmvrI
>>123138468The number of bands that have songs with passages meeting this criteria is so overwhelming high that if you use this as a signifier for core, it'd include basically everyone.
>>123138570>>123138570>Things appear randomFeel free to explain then baldcuck. Your up for the spotlight!
^ He will never reply to this, or only answer with a shitpost
>needlessly long song titles
>>123138468first couple of btbams albums are absolutely metalcore, im not sure how theyre more similar to btbam than say atg or carcass though
>>123136943Have the early black metal urkels ever commented on Christ being the most hated person by Jews in the history of the world?
>>123138595>Your up for the spotlightNo I’m not the balls still in your court, that trick still won’t work for you
CONSERVATISMCOMMUNISMPAGANISMNATIONAL SOCIALISMLIBERALISMSATANISMCHRISTIANITYSLAVERYANARCHYLUNACYINSANITYMEDIOCRACYASSORTED CENTURY.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-QM-bUBJto
>>123137703>She
>>123138635>runs away againAnd there it is.
>>123138648>And there it is.Your bad faith maneuver? Yes
>>123138635>>123138570>>123138648>I have the knowledge of the coherence of this thing that I prepose you do not>"ok then explain">uhhh *starts sweating* well you see *glances around* thats like bad faithAmazing.
>solos are randomWhy?>Uhhh.. Actually you have to tell me why they're not!That's not...>Bad Faith! Concession Accepted !
>>123138668Nothing is coherent until proven otherwise. I have when asked broken down sections of Synarchy when someone argued it was all random, why are you afraid to do the same?I'll tell you why: because you have no idea about anything, you just think it sounds "good" thus it must be "coherent"
>riff saladBeloved here and the supreme compositional technique
>>123138592It's not the ONLY signifier, but it can be one. Other signifiers:>Metalcore is a fusion genre combining elements of extreme metal and hardcore punk>noted for its use of breakdowns> other defining instrumentation includes heavy guitar riffs often utilizing percussive pedal tones and double bass drumming>Vocalists in the genre typically perform screaming; [...] However, the death growl is also a popular technique within the genre.>Drummers typically use a lot of double bass technique and general drumming styles across the board. Blast beats are also heard at times. According to author James Giordano, "tempos in metalcore tend to be slower than those found in thrash metal".[8] Many later metalcore bands would include guitar solos in songs. >Many 2000s metalcore bands were heavily inspired by melodic death metal and used strong elements of melodic death metal in their musicI'd say that TBDM hits each of these boxes rather well.>>123138621I mentioned before they're closer to Prayer for Cleansing, which I'd argue is somewhat close to ATG with the addition of some slam-style (i.e. chromatic) breakdowns. I was just mentioning their earlier material because I feel like their s/t, while I agree is metalcore, is a very unique style of metalcore that's more metal adjacent.
>>123138689Based Chuckposter.
>>123138683>Nothing is coherent until proven otherwise.Weasel words for giving yourself a copout
>>123138735I believe the weasel words are yourself being too scared to ever state an opinion, ever give an explanation, or ever attempt to be anything more than a coward shitpost living forever in terror of myself. Keep crying loser. I'm sure you have plenty more tears to shed in the future over me.
>>123138750I'll humor you. When do you ever see anyone here including yourself having to prove something is coherent before even discussing it?
if its not composed by picking riffs out of a hat, its not metalsimple as
>>123138770No green text therefore you say this and this is your selfie
>>123138777that is correct and my intended post
>>123138758I don't even see anyone here presenting a single proper argument or opinion most of the time. In fact most like yourself seem unfit to even do anything besides shitpost. Of the posters here the only one capable of a coherent statement or argument that you can argue against is norsecore poster, but he can't work with abstracts and self contradicts himself because of his ideologies clashing. The rest are like yourself, utterly useless mongrels.
Goodnight /metal/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqubRzRq3xM
>>123138638He's doing the fimbulwinter
>>123138790That guy is just a low iq version of you and repeats everything you do like a trained dog
>>123138790The truth is you're a pseud. You're like the rest of us kek
>>123138823Naturally.>>123138825Utter delusion. >>123138845About 90% of the time you reply "hector jr" you are replying to myself, total delusion.
>>123138790Still waiting to be enlightened on the random solos
>>1231388742:48 godless, random solo comes in, and then leaves, afterwards random stop for incoherent arpeggio, and starts everything right after as if that arpeggio never happenedWhat do you want me to say? Do you have any insight? Any requests? Any opinion? Any stance? Any position? Or let me guess, more cowardice and shitposts?
>7 string guitars>Any guitar with more than 6 strings Not listening!
>>123138970>frets on the bass>any bass with less than 6 stringsNOT.LISTENING.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuu4BfudINI
>>123138970>Notes above the fifth fretNot listening!
We need fretless bass black metal.
>>123138984>listens to NEcrophagist once
>>123138999War metal fan detected.
>>123138923>>123138923I just don't understand why you say the things you say. Or rather, the stuff you say appears to me just like the others here. "I like what I like and what you like sucks" with some shitposting to back it up.
>>123139022>not a single fucking piece of evidence or argument even after I bend over backwards for him, doesn't even bother to take the L and leaveJust shut your halfwit mouth closed for once you inconceivably mongrelized subhuman. I've given you EVERYTHING you ask for and STILL you cry like a WHINY BITCH. You are a weasely little women, kill yourself unironically. No irony, end your fucking life. NOW.
>>123139063There's nothing random about the "solo" you freak lol. Pop a ritalin.
>>123139063zased
>(You) Telling me how much you hate DSOCouldn't hear you over synarchy lmao
Thrash sucks.
>>123139084The Synarchy of Ultra Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLI
>>123139063>I've given you EVERYTHINGcringe
>>123139014I think you mean>literally plays on Necrophagisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuu4BfudINI
>>123139165Why does it keep posting obscura.... last time it was suppose to be first fragment, and now it was suppose to be his solo album...Testing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur8qveJiH3o
>>123136922>160 post >No blasting Wtf is wrong with you lads. Pic related, BLASTING
>>123139183Ok there we go, bizarre.
>>123139191Everyone in the thread is blasting Synarchy, so a blasting post would be redundant.
Ancient Aliens metal
>>123139212this but the opposite
>>123139242Opposite of this
>>123139241
>>123139256>band is named after a comic book character
https://soundcloud.com/bizarre-affect
>>123139269Based
Before Synarchy / After Synarchy
>>123139362>Before Synarchybased>After Synarchycringe
Post-funnelbreaker repetitions before bed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEeu0Midw8Y
>>123139370Nobody cares
>>123139370Everyone cares.
>>123139370We care <3
>>123139391>>123139395>>123139400you did it, shreddit~!
>>123139370>funnelbeakerultrabased we wuz elves in shiet
>>123138668Yet you were the person who made the first claim right here >>123138339 where you declared it to be pure coherence
>>123139510let it go, all parties backed down
>>123139510>implying the mongrel isn't just a coward weasel who does this same act every single time you call him out. No point, hes never had the guts to give a single position on anything. He knows literally nothing about music, I bent over backwards for him this time as a final showcase that no matter what you do for him, he will NEVER state anything. Hes a bitch-made cryptowoman that doesn't even have the testosterone left to take an L, let alone admit hes a no nothing reject. Every encounter with this clown is the same result see this: >>123055517
>>123139578Off to bed with you, your laugh value for the day expired
>>123139590Ok but who asked this woman to speak? Does anyone remember asking this woman to say anything? Whos bitch is this and why she on /metal/?
>>123139631>Whos bitch is this and why she on /metal/?ESL, held back many times in school
>>123139642Again I have to ask, whos bitch is this and why is this woman on /metal/?
>>123139670Are you kidding me? Here let me help you. Whose is the possessive form.
>>123139685Does anyone in the entire general remember asking this woman to be here? Whos bitch is this and why is this woman on /metal/?
>>123137227based
>>123139670>>123139631>>123139709Shes my bitch, sorry brah, kind of embarrassing but it was a dry spell you know?>>123139642>>123139590>>123139685Comon babe lets just go home, I'll rub your back and we'll bang, ok?
>>123139709You're too much of a lolcow, I concede defeat
>>123139743OK, but when did anyone ask for a woman's opinion or to hear a woman say anything? >>123139720Just take this usless cunt and go Iass.
the pinnecle of rockthe pinnecle of metal
>>123139772based. also, fixed.
>>123139801>de-gayed>Ozzy still wearing a dress
>>123139840it's a robe
holy mother of kino
>>123139772We love Sabotage herehttps://youtu.be/Atzlik8sFEc?si=m2dWrTCONtcF5FfB
This is now a '70s metal thread
>>123139952This is a thing I've never known before; it's called EEEEEEAAAAASY LIIIIIIIVING
>>123139952ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ALOOOOOOONG
>>123139952
>>123139952WON'T YOU, WON'T YOU
>>123139952how about '60s metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXRBLyLQtiM
is Dystopia by Megadeth actually bad or do people just seethe over the lyrics?
>>123140321It's a solid thrash album. Not revolutionary, but Dave and Kiko play some neat shit on there.>do people just seethe over the lyrics?If you have to ask, you already know.
>>123140321megadeth on autopilot mode, same as any other legacy band, but still a better effort than most of their geriatric peers simply due to the great musicians he keeps hiring to give more energy to his songwriting efforts, so it doesn't sound as clumsy/amateurish as a metallica or as comatose as a maiden. basically only worth listening to if you are actively a megadeth fan.
>>123140405Dahmer did it out of a lust for breakin' bucks though
>>123140405how did he go from being the coolest death metal frontman to the most cringe? pot smoking casualty?
>>123140426You hid on your busYou were afraid of usYou wouldn’t fight me 'cause you’re gayYou had your roadies save the day[Chorus:]Chris Barnes is a… faggot – you’re fucking gayChris Barnes is a… faggot – you’re a fucking faggotChris Barnes is a… faggot – your breath smells like cumChris Barnes is a… faggot – you like dicks up your assYou’re a fucking midget, so you can blow guys without kneelingYou and Allen West met at a gay bar and wanted to start a bandYou got kicked out of Cannibal Corpse because you suckYou started Six Feet Under and they suck too[Chorus]I’ll fight you anytime you fagBut you’ll have your roadies fight for youIf you’re so brutal, why won’t you fight me by yourself?You fucking cum guzzling faggot homo pussy
I am pleased to inform you that this album indeed brings the riffs
>>123140500>riffshated here.
LYING FACE UP IN YOUR COFFINYOU'RE FUCKING DEADNEVER AGAIN TO SPREAD AROUND YOUR RANCID FUCKING STENCH
metal is literally my life
>>123140839But enough about you
>can play guitar and bass>can’t afford a good drum set and don’t know any drummers>can’t sing and don’t know any singers >have 20+ songs written and ready to be recorded that will never see the light of day because of above should I just give up my dreams bros?
>>123140952learn retard
>>123140839post your favorite song then
Wtf happened to /metal/ this past month? It has become a useless general with nothing but tripfaggot drama. Blasting post don't get replies, instead you faggots cry about your eceleb hector and some tranny faggot. This general finally died like rest of mu and its sickening. All of you faggots please kys.
>>123141145>this past monthgod i wish
>>123141145Scrolling through this general for the first time in a while and it's a huge improvement over Negru Voda
>>123136922>>It starts with 30 or 40 – I don’t know, I haven’t counted them – fifths in parallel, always the same perfect fifths, you see, changing from one to the next, and then comes in hundreds of repetitions of one small section of an African rhythm: duh-duh-dumStockhausen should have listened to Judas Priest instead of Iron Maiden
Old Man’s Child is good
>>123141408>t. has no idea what a fifth is
>>123136922>Prokofiev birthed black metalTork Ran's cover of Romeo & Juliet is one of the few legit metal covers of a classical piece out therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofx8HyJtHvc&t=1323s
>>123141446Iron Maiden is much more power chord-y than Judas Priest. Even with their more commercially oriented albums they've got Metal Gods, Heading Out to the Highway, Bloodstone, etc which make use of multiple other dyads. There are exceptions for Iron Maiden as well of course, but they're overwhelmingly not the songs written by Steve Harris (e.g. 2 Minutes to Midnight from Smith/Dickinson or a number of Murray's songs)
>>123136922"sort of like when you kill da homo"
Utterly perfect album.
>>123141842Not metal! Not listening
>>123141920Thanks anon for being a major faggot
>>123141933>Core The only faggot here is your punk ass
>>123141408>Iron Maiden>fifthsLoved here>Judas PriestHated here>Stockhausen We don't know who that is nor care>OPWe ignore that here
>>123141961Based and correct on all counts.
>>123141933I'm pretty sure TDEP are the exception. And defy most gay ass RTM labels.
Information on the demos progresshttps://voca.ro/1gAaoGqRIFlH
when the fuck are we gonna get a non-schizo OP
>>123137158Based.>>123137195>>123137212>/metal/ tastelets seething>>123137249So you're just limiting yourself to enjoying aggressive BM, (You)r problem.We love Romantic vampyric gothic black metal here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTNE0XBagwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadgRtWoCdghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gavXpUTp_gE
Hello my elderly friends! I am a metal loving zoomer! I like TOTALLY love old music. Any korn fans in here tonight?
>>123136922what is the op talking aboutpost brutal death gems, any time period
>>123142880>brutal deathHated here.
>>123138623>the early black metal urkelsFenriz has Christian friends and openly talks about it in an interview.Varg had a vlog and an entry on his site which I don't know if it's still there but it was about "Christian morals" and how he agreed with those morals since he believed that to pre-date Christianity. He hates muslims and jews a lot more than Christians and that much is obvious if you read and watch some of his stuff, I think the second wave black metal bands were just naive and anti-christian for the shock value and the fact that their pagan roots were mostly ignored for the longest time in favor of hollywood-esque "satanism" says a lot about their religious and esoteric knowledge back in the day.
>>123142880>brutal deathLoved here.
>>123143068>since he believed that to pre-date Christianity.They literally do.
>>123137802>ideal woman>looks like Elliot Rodger's older brother after trooning outlmao
>>123138623Except that he's not. Thank gods Varg and the scene guys weren't so naive.
Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God
>>123143320reddit band
>>123143332all of metal is reddified. atleast SYL fans have hair LOL
>>123139191
Phil Tougas is the master of riff salad.
>one man band mogs an entire genre's identity while outperforming every single contemporary act of it's time
I’m gonna OP the new thread and make it the NORMAL edition. NORMAL DISCUSSION, NORMAL BLASTING POSTS. No hector, no tripfags, nothing
>>123143349>atleast SYL fans have hair LOLGIGABALD
Bill Ward reigns supreme (and doesn't know how to use the internet and gets his wife to send emails for him, according to Geezer).>>123140184Based and incredible album right here. It's like a better Led Zeppelin I (and that's saying A LOT).
>Heckler reporting posts after he has his meltdown
>>123143666diabolical tripz
>>123138339Blasting again
>>123139952Vidar was born in the 70s
>>123141435Better than Demon Burger
Metallica is pop but so good
>>123142568Ildjarn on pop """"black metal"""" (direct quotation):>Shouldn’t this scene be intimidating and awake some fear? It has evolved into pop music, featured on the charts and for everybody to “enjoy”. Extreme metal has considerable amount of playing time on Norwegian national TV. Sorry, but chart music can hardly be considered black metal. At least, it is a negation in itself. And don’t think that the huge masses being subjected to this phenomenon will follow evil in any way; it just destroys the music, not its listeners.
>>123143933What a pretentious nerd.
>>123141454This was surprisingly pretty good, and I don't mean the cover. Reminds me of old /metal/ when people used to actually post interesting stuff. Shame these guys only made this one random demo.
Wiggerslam reigns supreme and Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>123144062Varg doesn't have sex with other males unlike you wiggerslamming wiggers.
>>123144085Varg was on the receiving end of A LOT of wiggers in prison.
>>123143933>Sorry, but chart music can hardly be considered black metal. At least, it is a negation in itself.Glad we don't define genres by their public status and instead we define them by their style which is clearly black metal in the case of Cradlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntUXe5NZ5s
>>123144099They don't have wiggers in Norwegian prisons. As a matter of fact Norwegian prisons are the most comfy prisons in the world.
>>123144101That cat looks so uncomfortable.
>>123144111Varg is wigger #1, cope faggot. Varg would make wiggerslam today is his wife (a trans woman) didn't have his balls in a vice.
MANDATORY METALLICA
>>123144114A vampire is holding him of course...
>>123144101>>123143952>pop music trendies who know they are inferior and live through their lies and only read that gayish moronic crap made by non-dedicated people who see some opportunity to cash in on the idiocy of the followers of today’s scene.
>>123144120(((you)))
>>123144129I don't care about what your faggy parasocial bum buddies have to say.
>>123144062Correct.>>123144085Incorrect.
>>123144062>>123144120>Varg is gay and has AIDS>Varg is wigger. Varg would make wiggerslam todayChecks out. All wiggers and wiggerslam fans are homosexuals with AIDS
>>123144138Incorrect
>>123144142CORRECT.
Unbeknownst to Marie, Varg has been having an affair with Gayhl for duration of their entire marriage.
>>123144111>As a matter of fact Norwegian prisons are the most comfy prisons in the world.Varg tried to escape by holding an innocent norwegian family at gunpoint. He's such a bitch he couldn't even cope with the comfiest prison in the world (he also got heemed by a black guy).
>>123144129Cradle is the kvltest and Dani(along woth Meyhna'ch) is one of the oldest living vampires in the world.....
>>123144142>All wiggers and wiggerslam fans are homosexuals with AIDSIncluding Varg, correct.
Dani Filth is a literal tranny who has had her balls removed and dick inverted (she smells like shit all the time).
>>123144159How does it feel every time he talks about "them".It must really grind your gears.
>>123144174in English please Rajesh
>>123143116>>ideal womanCorrect.
Dani Filth is a literal chad who has had his balls naturally enlarged and dick doubled in size (he smells like a man all the time).
>>123144196Tranni Filth will never be a man.
>>123144196Isnt he like 5'1 or something kek
>>123144182Burzum.orgNavigate to library. Start reading.
>>123144250why would I want to read a blog from a gay man with aids?
>>123144136>>123144160>A considerable number of the so-called extreme bands these days are acts aimed at the masses, aka pop(ular) music.
>>123144159Is Varg proto Wigger Slam, Burzumsisters?
anyone like classical guitar, I quite like it
>>123144316Beloved, respected, and promoted here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38uXpnlUiSM
>>123144316Not metal.
pop music is a superior form and metal should be like pop music
>>123144333no, but its based and really comfy to listen tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYfnN_KamBc>>123144332corr, this is relaxing
>>123144316i like jazz guitar like joe pass.
>>123144355jazz is negros playing woodwind or brass or piano, not guitarfaggotry.
>>123144337Wrong
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>>123144316Check this out: https://youtu.be/nmb_831Io7w?si=U05MlXdqShVT4hAc
>>123144174Correct.
>>123144367Early
CoF is one of the few bands that genuinely deserve all the hate they get. Absolute garbage music
>>123144367On time as always.
>>123144369I hate this
>>123144363>jazz is shitskin music. Inferior races can't make musicwignats are such boring bug people. I'd rather listen to jazz than the same girly wagner fairy crap and burzum all day. Plus the improv filters autists since they get a sensory overload to it so that's always a plus. Stick to your east asian grandma music faggot. Tell me how "high eye que" and aryan you are for your lame goebbles taste in music. Also jazz and metal guitar mogs any piano sonata.
>>123144383>he's not a fan of PaganiniHow how gay
>>123144404>>jazz is shitskin music. Inferior races can't make music>wignats are such boring bug people. I'd rather listen to jazz than the same girly wagner fairy crap and burzum all day. Plus the improv filters autists since they get a sensory overload to it so that's always a plus. Stick to your east asian grandma music faggot. Tell me how "high eye que" and aryan you are for your lame goebbles taste in music. Also jazz and metal guitar mogs any piano sonata.
>>123144408you can't call anyone gay if your favorite artist has a fruity ass name like "paganini".
>>123144414it takes a man to make a point. A boy runs to his meme folder. Also right-wing fags are just as big of simps as lefty troons. They worship e-girls on X who cosplay as frieren instead of black people on the street but they're basically the same.
>>123144425>it takes a man to make a point. A boy runs to his meme folder. Also right-wing fags are just as big of simps as lefty troons. They worship e-girls on X who cosplay as frieren instead of black people on the street but they're basically the same.
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>>123144416So true muttsister
>>123144458>resorts to copes stolen from /classical/troon behavior.
>>123144467Thank you Amuttican.
>>123144477>shit-flings the same answer since he has the wit of a sheniqua at a west coast college campus lol average troon in the wild
>>123144490Thank you Amuttican.
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>>123144294>good music attracts more peopleWoah! They must be pop and bad then!JK, it doesn't change anything musically, I can let the normies enjoy what I enjoy