Meal actually posted something good for once (pic related)Chart music = NBM"Vampires" = NBMTwilight = NBMTheatrical cringe = NBMFAQ:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofx8HyJtHvcBelieves in the self:>>123136922Knows you cannot step into the same person twice:last.fm/user/Only_Perception
FIRST FOR WIGGER VARG AND ALSO FUCKING SLAYER
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123144378Correct.
>>123144365i think op into stepping people what a sicko
We love theatre and opera here
pop music is a superior form and metal should be like pop music.
>>123144405Look at how many views/listens on YouTube bands like Slipknot or Metallica get. It's totally a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leg4SkNaCh4
>>123144417that's bad pop music. should be more melody driven
>>123144423Are you retarded? Or are you that deep in the extreme metal sauce?
We love Paganini here.
>>123144430as i've grown up i've discovered that all i care about in music is hearing novel melodies
>>123144401>>123144405This, but the complete opposite. Pop music by its nature cannot be extreme metal. Chart music will NEVER be black metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyAMeQjfw5M
i HATE paganini, I listened to two seconds and closed it, I HATE polyphia as well, guitar smacking fast paced acoustic noncery
>>123144463Wiggerslam fan detected
>>123144463based
>>123144463Not sure what bicycle collecting has to do with metal, maybe you might belong on >>>/mu/ instead?
>>123144463>nonceryNot a real word
I wanna hear a slam cover of Walk
>>123144417>MetallicaLook at this crying bitch and tell me this is metal. Metallica is not metal. This is Enya for baldcucks.
>>123144495I'm going to slam your bussy and cover you with ejaculate if you know what I mean
>>123144509enya mogs metallicka
>slam cover of DeathcrushOk basedhttps://youtu.be/mvG3f4OZMdg?si=EigNTIwhWX_SKsIQ
>>123144514more metal should be like enya. moscow's "arkona" is sort of like that. if only they were more melodic
>>123144514Enya has more strength of character than anyone in Tourtallica, shes never sold out unlike those posers.
>>123144524Arkona fucking sucks.
>>123144518>garbage cover of shitDon't post again
>>123144509KWAB
>>123144531no, i don't think so. i think their first two albums are pretty good.
>>123144546The 2 in the centre saved death metal
>>123144557Correct.
>>123144365>VampiresBeloved and respected here.
>>123144546>>123144559Essential numale metal records
>>123144564>Essential numale metal recordsNo one posted Deicide though.
>vampires What is this, Twilight?
>>123144561This, except the opposite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZZiEX2Etw
Btw Tork Ran is going onto my list of best thrash records ever made. Reminds me of when Nuklear used to post great literally whos all the time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofx8HyJtHvc
>>123144652>*women's underwear
>>123144652>"anti-vegan Euthanism">mindless bicycle collector chugshit trash undeserving of even wiping my ass with2easy.
>>123144652hail veganism
>anime / AI girl album coverNot listening!
>>123144681All based
MY MOTHER WAS A WITCHSHE WAS BURNT ALIVE
Sorry, but vegans will never be able to appreciate metal.All the phytoestrogens are giving them brainfog.A proper metalhead eats the carnivore diet and plenty of organ meat.
>>123144606But only on the opposite day
>>123144663So what's remarkable about this?
>>123144733>All the phytoestrogens are giving them brainfog.that's exactly what you need to appreciate most metal
>>123144745It's le obscure and makes me feel special.
>>123144745For yourself? Its not, continue with your modern /metal/ tier slop. This general is far too lost to know good music anymore. If you couldn't tell by the first chords used that they have something, then its back to Cradle of Filth and pop tunes with you. >>123144733Enjoy the TMAO and mammal estrogen in meat/dairy my friend, its all yours. >brainfog/Metal/'s greatest intellectual at work.
>>123144782>I like it, nuff saidCool, you're just like everyone else then
>>123144807You are free to listen to the bass and guitar interplay on the second track, or continue living the life of a crying mongrel (which you will do with certainty)
Milk is metal. If you don't drink milk everyday you pose and need to leave the hall.
>>123144502It sounds deranged, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Hector was a part of some Discord cabal that includes the /bleep/ schizo and the /gg/ schizo.
>>123144834>mammal estrogen and pfas is metalKek, if you say so troon.
>>123144842I don't live in America where the milk has those things in it.
>>123144852>I live where mammal milk has no mammal estrogen/Metal/ education and intellect strikes again. Is it any wonder how things get so bad when this is suppose to be my fellow "human"?
>>123144733This.Plus they lack the testosterone to really "get" metal music.
>>123144824How could I have missed that bass guitar, you're right.
>>123144839Correct. I am on discord and we're laughing at you on voice call. We own /mu/ btw :)
>>123144888No problem sister, it happens very often around here >>123095588
folks, i accidentally ate meat today when the fast food place gave me the wrong order. i figured it shouldn't go to waste, so i ate it. can i still be a metal fan?
>>123144919>eating fast foodYou were never metal to begin with.
>>123144904Can't figure what he was talking about that had no bass guitar? Xasthur?
>>123144878*supposed
>>123144926Correct. Punkfaggots literally cannot hear music, no wonder all they can create is auditory trans rights and lgbt cacophony.
Videogames are metal, testosterone is unmetal
>>123144663i miss nuklear so muchshame he diedone the worst things that ever happened to this place and what ultimately killed it for me completely
>>123144951No he was talking about the nsbm he posted that you responded to. You said it's treble heavy then he said there isn't any bass at all
>>123144994False, he was talking about the Xanshur album and his ears were too full of left over-crustified semen from his punk "concerts" that he could no longer hear any bass.
https://youtu.be/f8bIdS6Va8Y
>>123144968The worship of B*ngman and K*cky by the mongrel masses was a disaster to the /metal/ general, a disaster which has never been recovered from because 4chan has no new users to fill in for the people who left this garbage mass. Only a horde of popfaggots and slimy mold on the rotten carcass are left to cry about their pop metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5sRnTLFrNM
>album begins with an ambient prelude
>>123145041Is that your pocket pussy on the album cover?
>>123145012Look at it again. This is confusing because you piggybacked a reply onto your Xasthur post
>>123145049>porn addict projects his own habits and connections onto othersThe only people who think about "pocket pussies" are people who own one. >>123145061>Look at it again.Yeah, hes still trans and not metal. Punks cannot hear music.
>>123145049>not modeled after a cartoon horse or a prominent male porn starNot mine, lass.
>>123144968i only post a picture once or twice because i have so many and i prefer not to talk about other usersit's weird how much you think about me to the point of wanting to be me
>Experimental Death Metal/Jazz
>>123145101True, we prefer Death Metal/Classical here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hok85aZhCs0
>>123145096She wishes she was anyone besides herself, self loathing, many such cases.
>>123145096>i prefer not to talk about other usersGood one
>>123145117Even gayer than jazz influences.
>>123145145American post.
>>123145152Sorry, I just prefer metal to be itself, rather than being diluted with outside garbage.
>>123145171Black Sabbath on the birth of metal, its inherent dissonant nature, the classical influence, and the making of Black Sabbath on the Black Sabbath album by Black Sabbath (direct quotation)>“Black Sabbath” was born early one morning during a rehearsal at the Aston Community Centre. “I was really into [classical composer Gustav Holst’s] The Planets around that time,” Butler recalls of the music’s inspiration, “and I was trying to play [the first movement] ‘Mars, the Bringer of War’ on my bass, which I think influenced Tony to write the riff of ‘Black Sabbath.'”
all black metal should be in this tuning: https://youtu.be/ic5u0fN6IH4?si=VaV858NGvNAPj9ey
Citric metal for waitresses. Ruined by wannabe Opeth pop rock singing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02B9x4NkHno
>ONE Sabbath song was inspired by a classical song, therefore you should like this obsolete music
Why would I care about Ozzy's band? They were never metal to begin with.
>>123145197The single most important song in metal history was born from emulating classical, you cry because the melanin in your skin and mind cannot handle that reality. Go back to collecting bicycles Iass.
>>123145117Baldcuck band
>>123145219Classical is antiquated trash, we have no need for it.
Not feeling up for the clownery today so I turned off that zesty circus nonsense.
>le cherry picking quote man
>>123145215>ozzy'sHe never wrote a single song, when he left he had to pay others to write songs for him like a pop artists does. Not Black Sabbath. Not metal.
>>123145219>emulating classical>in the least meaningful way possible>rest of the album is blues rockwoah.
>>123145232We love cherrypicking here
>>123145230Next time I would suggest not even turning on any punk music to begin with Iass.
>>123145237>>123145228Melanated posts. Disregarded.
>>123145234>>123145234Ozzy is Sabbath. No one cares about the other members. Without Ozzy biting off a bat's head, they'd have no career or legacy.
>You’re a poser if you like nu metal.>You’re a poser unless you do as i say. You do realize that you sound like the average punk faggots you guys hate so much saying this right
Anyways, Paranoid was far more important to the metal genre than their S/T.
Dairy products, red meat and harmony reign supreme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_2GOs4QpY>>123145228Classical is the peak of culture, art and music, uneducated imbecile.>>123145262Correct.
Repulsion - Horrified
Demo
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX THE FUCKING CAPTCHA ITS NOT FUCKING LOADING!!!!!!!!!!!!>>123145267>>You’re a poserCorrect.>>123145264Pozzy was an irrelevant bagel baker loser who groveled at the feet of the other members as they kicked him out to no detriment to the band. >>123145273Anything on Paranoid was already accomplished to a much higher degree on the title track of the S/T.
It’s only 60 seconds, take it easy.
>HRT handshake failed>bad gaytewayGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT>>123145295>Repulsion - Horrified
THIS THREAD IS GAY
>>123145384Thanks to you posting that non metal """"""""musician""""""""" it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Ee-aQRJhI&pp=ygURZHVja2ZhY2Uga2lsbGluZ3M%3DWhy 4chan broke
>>123145389We love and respect Seth here.
>>123145406This, except the opposite.
Love these guys like you wouldn’t believe
>>123145228I can understand why you'd think that: you are not European.
BLASTIN
>>123145538Not even working class Euros give a shit about classical.
I get more out of folk music than I ever did classical music.
>>123145544this. They listen to better genres like blues rock. Classical music is for women and dorks who like sketching flowers on their notebooks. It's not real music.
>>123145237It's not blues rock at all, and The Wizard is the best song on the album. Tech metal drummers could not accurately play the awkward rhythms in that song
>>123145575how is sabbath not blues rock influenced? No way fagner or holst are more influential to their sound than the blues. Even maiden had clear blues influence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HbkeNZJtN8Wake up, 4chan works
The Wizard is quite bluesy, it even begins with a harmonica.
>>123145595They're influenced by blues classical and other things and obviously play the blues scale but they're not blues rock AKA 12 bar I IV V shit
Hiro is a genius
>>123145996Fat obese subhuman.
>>123146003Well proportioned gentleman of a healthy weight
>>123146024Correct.
>>123146003We dont sign our posts here
safe to say Gaerea won the year
Rolandrapturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcWpwTM73Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcWpwTM73Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcWpwTM73Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcWpwTM73E
>Meal actually posted something good for once >it's just thrash played so badly it sounds dissonant for all the wrong reasons
>>123146079>be nu/metal/ >be so retarded you hear intentionally dissonant chords played at the start>turn it of after 2 seconds and write up shitpost before listening to the restFiltered nu-/metal/ moment.
Everything has already been posted, search the archives. You’ll even see posts that could have been written by yourself, it’s spooky.
>>123146106>spiritually dead general is spiritually deadAnd more exciting news at 11: stay tuned to hear that punks are gay inhenetly next!
>>123146106NPC website, if you're not an NPC get the fuck out
>>123146130Thank you Cradle fan, very cool post!
>>123146053>GaereaWhy, did they get a new drummer?
Narcissistic personality disorder
>>123146053Sounds even worse than the other overhyped album. Lifeless vocals, atmospheric trite leads, d beats, reminds me of metalcore.Garbage.
>>123146189What does that webm of the smoking Thai ladyboy have to do with black metal?
Honest question, when and why did the Jannies give up on this board?
>>123146178>exaggerated feelings of self-importance
>>123146211Mindset of black metal permeates his essence.
>>123146079It's just mid like all the other shit hecc posts. Learn pattern recognition and ignore those recs
>>123146223It’s scary how many people on this site all have unwarranted self-importance, and half of them aren’t even tripfags.
>>123146237True, people who give their unwarranted opinions on large swaths of people surely are self obsessed narcissistics
>>123146245And here is one of said narcissists.
>>123146260Yeah I agree, that other is a total narcissist, thats what I was saying.
>>123146264>deflection
>>123146281>projection
>consonance>harmony>atmosphere>solos>grooves>pop>beatlesNOT.LISTENING.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K09VVEJO4IY
>>123146288>accusing others of projection
NU>>123133899NU>>123133899NU>>123133899
>>123146314>deflection
All riffs must die.
Total riff denial.
Hating riffs is for academics and other homosexuals.
Complete riff destruction.
> Narcissists respond with anger and hostility towards rejection, and can degrade, insult, or blame others who disagree with them.>They generally lack self-awareness, and will have a difficult time understanding their own traits and narcissistic tendencies, either due to a belief that NPD characteristics do not apply to them, or due to a refusal to accept or endorse negative characteristics in an attempt to maintain a positive self image. Narcissists can have difficulty seeing multiple perspectives on issues and might engage in black and white thinking.
>>123146300Turned this shit off in the first millisecond when there was consonance between the bass and the guitar note
>>123146300>more baldtroon garbageNot listening!
>>123146383Thanks for the warning. Not in the mood for African music today.
>>123146300great stuff really
>>123146378>black and white thinking.Beloved here, half measures are what lead to half artistry. Compromises and concessions are degradation, a dialectic outcome is a process of stupification. Extremes are to be heralded and promoted.
>>123146300Listened to the whole thing. Awesome.
We actually love Vampyric NSBM here
White: Baroque church musicBlack: Modern degeneration Grey goo slop for the masses: romanticlownery
>>123146413I hate black.
>melocore is shi-
>>123146430Gay, unfunny image.Sasuga whatever your name is
>>123146430Straight, funny image.Thanks for sharing
>>123146430First Fagment is gaybar music though
>>123146430Straight, funny image.Sasuga anon
>>123146443>>123146446>replying to himself
>>123146430>>123146413>>123146432Correct.
What is a fregogli delusion anyways
Tech death is the worst genre
>>123146459Believing that a person is someone else in disguise. There are many 4chan posters with this syndrome, such as Anti-Crack Kun, who believes everyone is some tripfag that got banned years ago.
>>123146488Oh like Devin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwssBZvsiZAGIGANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwssBZvsiZAGIGANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwssBZvsiZAGIGANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwssBZvsiZAGIGAN
All half-measures must die. Total romantic death. Piece the void or ascend to grace, but do not linger between!
>>123146503>baldtroon wankNot listening!
>>123146502The /bleep/ schizo?
>>123146533>Let me repeat everything you do and say because my feelings were hurt by themNGMI baldcuck.
>>123146550DEVIN Iass, femcuck tbqh. lls
Why did they have to ruin this song with disney. We need industrial war metal. I must have more pick scrapes and hammers.https://youtu.be/8e5aMt4gxGs?t=109
>>123146562Shut the fuck up you lunatic.
>>123146619femcuck of a post Iass, devin vibes ahhahahahahah
>>123146551>NGM-ACK!
this is the most influential metal record of the 2010s btw and it's not even close
>>123146648Literally who?
>>123146639Dissosisters... where did our hairlines go?
>>123146484Incorrect.
Time for a break from this shithole of a general, I’ll come back when the insanity dies.
>>123146639He played OSDM in the past, I told him to get out and make techdeath while he still had hair, but he told me "dw bro I'm massaging my scalp and microneedling, itll be fine brah". Dropped from a NW0 to NW7 in a matter of a week playing OSDM. Now hes condemned to the Deicide hairline forever.
>>123146682Nile and Cryptopsy are the only worthwhile tech death bands
Dark Funeral
>>123146706Incorrect yet again.
>>123146724Spotted a gorgutsfag
>>123146743They're great, yes.
>>123146819Nah
Cryptopsy is melodic wiggerslam
Kill yourselves
have a nice day guys
>>123146881>Incorrect a third time.Three strikes, you're out.
>>123146915Incorrect.>>123146906Correct.
>>123146723Based. What are we blasting?
I'm listening to Autopsy today.
>>123146959>implying it matters
>>123145542
Norsecore is a bastardized variation of the Black Metal ideology, exceedingly obsessed with the "Hollywood" form of Satan and Evil (reactionary Satanism). This abortion follows a similar lyrical outlook, but strives on hype and over-the-top, almost circus-like exaggerations and imagery. Black Metal was never about being one-dimensionally fast, and this is exactly what Norsecore is, blastbeat and scowling galore. Hardly even fitting the structure of traditional metal (extreme or otherwise), Norsecore frequently falls into a trap of trebly noise. A lot of these bands, again, may have played Black Metal in the past and all generic Norsecore isn't bad, but I'd keep to the same point I mentioned in my dissection of Extreme Goth. Popular Norsecore bands would include Dark Funeral, later Marduk, Limbonic Art, Gorgoroth, Dawn, Setherial etc.
>>123146915don't tell me what to do
>>123146980Of course it matters. Each song is different, and expresses wide variety of emotions.
>>123146959Antaeushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31p2vVJSwpAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31p2vVJSwpAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31p2vVJSwpAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31p2vVJSwpA
why did Sepultura decide to become good again right before ending it all?
>>123147015lol
>>123147005>What propelled original black metal was a strong emotionality based in a worldview inspired by logical analysis, not social feelings, about human problems.HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Do we just make quotes and do some ironic replies with greentext here?
>>123147122>I am a complete faggotCorrect.
>>123147130>based misquoterWho are you quoting?
>>123147148>I literally said thatTrue.
Pérotin metal
>>123147155>word salad babble of an undiagnosed schizo
>>123147174>I am trans and on HRT, also I said everything you said I didThanks you sister.
How did they go from being the most hyped death metal band on the planet in the 00s to become forgotten in the 2020s
>>123147188they’re about to release the death metal AOTY
>>123147186>likes Dark FuneralKek
>>123147212>I suck massive cocks and listen to DeicideLmao.
this is fucking awesome
>>123147188Everyone collectively realized there's no way they could top Annihilation of the Wicked and every release since then has been proof of that.
I love riffs and soloes and metal
>>123147046Sure Antaeus is alright, but Dark Funeral has more interesting chords, has melodies and better riffs.It gets boring when it's just power chords with 0 lead.Dark Funeral is black metal perfection. Just PERFECT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGcM_l53Zkchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z7ucbD9mSE
>>123147222Accidentally made that a green text, my bad.
>>123147164>church polyphony without a trace of the gratuitous self-indulgence within romanticlownsBeloved, respected, praised, and humbled by here.
>>123147188Zoomers listen to better music like Polyphia, Periphery, Animals As Leaders and so on instead of egypt tunes
>>123147251whoops meant to reply to >>123147174. Also anyone saying this post was meant for anything else is a schizo + they are trans (like me) + I checked all my spelling to be sure its all correct and what I meant to say. Also I suck cocks.
I'll compare Dark Funeral to any other band. Name a song and I will literally explain how a song by DF literally mogs it entirely.
>>123147255All better than Nile tbqh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UkKEEGgAQ
The Hobbit
>>123147263>Dork funeral poster final statement
use this meme to deflect those irritating you while you conduct intelligent conversation with other metal fans. the story depicted is one as old as time.stay safe out there. listen to riffs. etc
Death metal peaked in the 2000s
>>123146237This would not be a problem with music taste if people actually owned the records/physical collections. We have people here posting smug anime reaction faces and all they have done is open YouTube links/click on YouTube links and somehow think they are worthy of respect. You're not a metalhead: you're just a YouTube link opening anime linux nerd.
>>123147282Total Funeral by Watain
>>123147249> Dark Funeral has more interesting chords, has melodies and better riffs.However Dark Funeral has no interesting form or dynamics, and what you are left with is neither the aggression of Antaeus, nor the beauty of real art. Dark Funeral is a half measure of indistinguishable concessions, and we don't tolerate that here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WClArfCyjTw
>>123147309>they made fun of my Fisher Price Black Metal again
>>123147316>buying things is what makes you a metalhead
>>123147298Accidentally made that a green text, my bad.
LIKE THUNDER AND LIGHTNINGGOD DAMN ITS SO EXCITINGIT HITS YOU LIKE A HAMMER GOD DAMN
>>123147224pretty cool band name and cover
>>123147344Metal.
>>123147344based af
>>123147348Cool cover in a what sense? You mean you open YouTube link and think to yourself "Wow this looks pretty cool with YouTube dark theme" and then open a new tab while scrolling 4chinz?
>>123147293>wearing a sweater with fanart of yourself on itschwayed
>>123147332Dude, you just open YouTube links and bookmark them. That has nothing to do with metal
>>123147322Based. Unfathomably based
>>123147359This is the worst meme in a while stop forcing it
>123147359>>123147373no one cares lil bro
anybody listened to Martial Barrage's albums outside the Arghoslent split? really impressive riffing and the solos are lightyears ahead of most. actually this album can go toe to toe with anything Argho did post-Hornetsle Nordic symbol on the front is whatever. Mostly the music is enough for me
>>123147381Were you born in/after 2008? Can you actually fathom how people listened metal before YouTube, or internet for that matter?
Desir De Vampyr
Gustav Mahler
Vivaldi metal
>>123147402no one cares lil bro
>>123147413>>123147427>>123147408Hated here.
>>123147429So you just open YouTube links and let them play on background while scrolling 4chinz?
>>123147344top 3 is Jailbreak > Johnny the Fox > Black Rose imo
challenge yourself with metal
>>123147359Brown skin-tier post.
>>123147490Black skin-tier post.
>>123147319Total Funeral>opens up with a rock'n'roll riff>weird phasing effect at the second riff which does not entirely connect to the first riff either>6 note melody riff with useless chugging behind>more thrash riffs that don't belong>3:26 finally a good riff comes in, resembling old Watain>ir's back to slop??When it comes to Watain, it is Sworn to the Dark(OR Rabid Curse, Casus Luciferi to lesser extent) because it is evil, black and *BLACK* metal. Like take the first track of that album, evil as fuck and still catchy without useless chugs and 6 note melodies(lol?) that don't even fit. Satan's Hunger and Storm of thr Antichrist, are absolutely phenomenal tracks with total darkness,blackness and zero of that gay pretentious "muhh we are here to remind you that we are METAL" riffs. Lawless Darkness has useless chug rock'n'roll mixed it for no apparent reasons, they were probably confused making that album themselves honestly.Compared to:Angel Flesh Impaled>starts with black metal riff (and ENDS with pure firey black metal riffs, no bullshitting around)>fast semi-technical minor riffs turn into another minor chord dominated riff, except no useless chugging is needed to keep it together here>sweet bridge, not totally atonal but abrassive>turns into evil as fuck melody, semi-technical and totall BRVTAL.(one of the best moments in the song)>the songwriting compeltely makes sense >1:42 you get closer to 'climax' or 'chorus' and you can feel it>1:56 utterly destructive satanic melody as the blasts slow down>second time the melody arrives you have the true 'climax'>reading lyrics only compliment the evil satanic atmosphere and brutalityThis is how it's done and should be done. But this is also one of their best songs so it might not be fair to compare the two. Legion of the Black Light would be a hard match(but not really - when DF has Ravenna and 666 voices)>>123147322Dynamics have no place in metal. We hate it here.
We have people here giving advice on metal from people who mainly use linux distros, watch anime and open YouTubeWhy would I want to take any recs from you?
>>123147511Thanks for the effort post, anon.
>>123147520>use linux distrosTo what purpose
>>123147511>Dynamics have no place in metal.Consonance has no place in metal. We hate it here.
>>1231475204chan needed to be shut down for awhile now
>>123147511>Dynamics have no place in metal.Keyboards have no place in metal. We hate it here.
to be able to post in this general you should be literate and intelligent enough to:>describe music you really like without jerking off your hate boner for an opposite kind of music/listener>be able to appreciate most types of metal even if they're not your favorite and you don't listen to all of them consistently>happily recommend metal you like to other anons>not respond to obvious bait
>>123147538Cheers.>>123147583Black Sabbath(the song) is 80% consonance. Thus metal must be 80% consonance,no exceptions, sorry!
>>123147511>Dynamics have no place in metal. Melody has no place in metal. We hate it here.
>>123147618>Black Sabbath(the song) Has about 200 fold more dynamics to it than Dark funeral. Thus Dark Funeral is not metal, no exceptions, sorry!
>>123147611Keyboards were actually used in some of the first metal songs as well.
>>123147620Metal is inherently melodic though>>123147630Name 10 exteme metal song that has dynamics. If even 1 doesn't have it(i'll prove) - you lost.
>>123147635They were certainly not. Perhaps you are confusing blues rock with metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPwQNeHsQw
>>123147511Correct.
Dio -era Black Sabbath does not sound like Black Sabbath. I'm not saying it's not good, nor that it's bad, it just doesn't sound like Sabbath. Born Again with Gillan and/or Headless Cross with Martin sounds like Black Sabbath, Dio -era sounds like some different band.
We love metal with dynamics such as Lorna Shore here
>>123147655>Perhaps you are confusing blues rock with metal?Nope. But it can be confusing to an untrained ear.
>>123147666666 confirm
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Still waiting for exteme metal songs that have dynamics(because you have no idea what dynamics even is lol)
>>123147617>be able to appreciate most types of metal even if they're not your favorite and you don't listen to all of them consistentlyThis assumes all types of metal are worthwhile, which isn't true.
>>123147731Yeah only black metal is worthwhile unfortunately.
>>123147738I don't like black metal, especially norseshit. It's just not my thing
>>123147617>describe music you really likeUsing these words or a combination >riff>chug>disso>disney>slop
>>123147658no shit, they were even nicknamed Black Rainbow at the time
>>123147744Well you should go back to >>>/mu/ then. This place is just not your thing.
>>123147750NU
>>123147751Why? I like bands like Blasphemy, Beherit, Archgoat, Death Yell, SarcófagoThat norse stuff is just embarassing, it literally sounds like some circus music to my ears
Nah that disney riffslop ain't for me bruh even dissochuggery clears ngl
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>>123147738The opposite of this post is correct
>>123147763>Blasphemy, Beherit, Archgoat, Death Yell, SarcófagoThis stuff is lo fi death metal and they are hated here(they all suck bad). >>>/mu/
>>123147764>>123147768100% true
>>123147768I don't want to listen some medieval merry melodies. I like this bestial, cavernous and aggressive sound
Can the new edition not suck so I can actually postThanks
>>123147768retard
>>123147763>circusWe idolize Snorre here though
>>123147654>Name 10 exteme metal song that has dynamicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud-xcs4qxEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NheeMq-HUpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmjtvZv9Es4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAFt_Lt9eshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuWP5Rmw5fshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbYsjl-k9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=528amI5ouBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhA2YWxybbchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hok85aZhCs0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNFPZV_KkwAny attempt to suggest these aren't extreme metal will be laughed at.
>>123147776Yes, get back to >>>/mu/None of these bands are even remotely aggressive lol. Embarrassing. We hate sloppy half-assed death metal like Blasphemy here.
>>123147668>. But it can be confusing to an untrained ear.Such as your own which confuses blues rock for metal?
>>123147786we LOVE all of those songs here (every single one)
>>123147786>bunch of dissoslopHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH not listening
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>>123147744>>123147763>>123147776Metal.>>123147751>>123147768>>123147790Faggot.
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>>123147825>>123147825>>123147825NEVVarg
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>>123147817Incorrect.
