Norsecore hate editionold >>123441570faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
BLASTINGS
Incantation
>>123447850
>>123447816That is unironically me in that picture.I fucking miss that black metal discord server every day.
Immolation
>>123447881Robert 'Great Riffs for 30 Years Straight' Vigna
First band that comes to mind?
>>123447817It's some kind of autechre-inspired electroslop. Mood is more upbeat like Conqueror.Jesu is all about the mood for me. I love Terminus and Everyday... He really knows how to do depression-core right.
>>123447850For me its dissokino
dont post anime in /metal/ it hurts my feelings
>>123447898whoa whoa whoaWe had a good thread until now. You guys do remember:>Small minds discuss peopleDo you come here to socialize and talk about chan personas like some celebrity gossip, or discuss metal? The choice is yours
>>123447914>I love TerminusAt least someone does, I like a couple of the songs on it but the rest really passed me by.I'll stick to Sun Down / Sun Rise and earlier.
>>123447913Testament. Literally zero good songs and zero bad songs. Very odd band. They were fun live when I em though.
Slayer
>>123447979fuckin' rules
>>123447979more like Gayer
Threadly /metal/ beloved-posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_2GOs4QpY>>123447879Thank you schizo sister
Did I screw myself over by listening to this first? Any other good releases by him?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Soivod
Sometimes l wonder why l even bother checking this place. For the paṣt couple of months, our general has failed to reach even my lowest of expectations. Posting here is tantamount to being caught between someone who takes themselves far too seriously and someone who doesn't take themselves seriously enough in perpetuity. The small amount of wiggle room in which an amiable discussion between two parties can take place has been washed away by a tidal wave of unadulterated, unwavering, confrontational autism.There's virtually nothing left. The small handful of posters willing to discuss anything with anyone in an open and honest manner can't compete with the horde of social-interaction-deprived malcontents causing shitstorms wherever they go. Some of you are alright, but the bulk of you seriously need a better outlet.
>>123448050Thank you schizo archiveposter
>>123447913Dream Theater
> Releases 2 albums in the 90's> Be a early part of the Gothenburg metal scene> Kill a homosexual with your buddy and go to prison > Get released in 2004 and revive the band> Release an album in 2006 and then kill yourselfWhat did he mean by this?
>>123448071Great musician but he was a mentally ill druggie too, probably high as fuck on meth when killed that fag
>>123448071Mental illness
>>123448071Look who his influence was
>>123448071A lot of people here should follow his exampleThey could take care of step 3 and 5 in one fell swoop
>>123448071Peaked very early in life (the first two albums were written before he turned 20).
>>123448050Correct.
>>123448097Yes, tranniepoper specially
>>123448097>>123448132kek
>>123448071Read Liber Azerate if you want to make sense of it """rationally""". Probably cooked his brain with heavy drug abuse + drug/ritual induced hallucinations and delusions.
>>123448050Undeniable
Why does Norway make the blåmenn seethe so, brothers?
>>123448050It should come as no surprise that a metal general on 4chan is filled with a bunch of socially inept autists who take pleasure in making each and every thread as cancerous as possible.
>>123448050 offence mate, but when you started all your sperging about black metal and punk has caused some of the shitposting memes about "p*nk", and causing Hector meltdowns, has stayed to this day.I've had a good few convos with you now, so I don't hate you as much, but you can't take much of a moral high horse when you actively contributed to this. At least you stopped though I guess, which is probably a first for our resident autists.
>>123448174why do you keep doing this where you post that archived chainthis isnt the first time
>>123448020>I don't like prog metal but I like Voivod
>>123448187>>123448188Drop your trip and don't act like a dipshit. It's really not that hard.
>>123448188Well he is a petty homosexual so that checks out.
DARK FUNERAL
>>123448172Didn't use to be that way.
>>123448232Inferior to Gorgoroth in every way. Hail Infernus!
Disneycore
>>123448233I've been posting here on and off for about 5 years now, and I can't remember a time when there wasn't at least one giga-autist who would derail threads like it was his job. And then there's the ever-present "that sucks" contingent who have nothing remotely interesting to say about anything, so they just lurk these threads shitting on everyone's tastes in the most retarded way possible.
Cannibal Corpse
What is wrong with modern metal?
>>123448319Yeah.I'm talking about 2014 and earlier /metal/. Only proper thread derailer back then was gorespammer iirc.
>>123448309Thank you tranny sister
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725308016285412.webm
most of these posts are garbage
>>123448432no
>>123448432okay I'll post a good album just for u
this general is obsessed with autists instead of metal
>>123448451we dont like metal hear
>>123448412See I refuse to believe you're being honest about that. You let your own prejudices get in the way of trying new recs
>>123448464False. I love metal but hate /metal/.
>>123448494You're welcome to believe complete bullshit you just made up on baseless assumptions, I can't stop you.
anyone else go through DsO’s discography and just be like…that’s it?
AND ALL MY SCARS REMIND MEMY WORST DAYS ARE BEHIND MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHxvboejSchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHxvboejScLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>123448451Fine, have you heard the new Spectral Voice album? If so, what do you think of it?I was listening to it last night while watching linkrel on my TV in the dark. Would recommend.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSukL7dl5o&pp=ygUSU3BhY2UgdHJhdmVsIHZpZGVv
>>123448576Autism Spectrum Goys sucks
I DON'T WANT TO BURIEDIN THE PET SEMATARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4
>>123448655is that really the best you could come up with
>>123448524You’re too busy shitposting to be looking for recs so not entirely baseless
Strapping Young Lad? More like Strapping Young Bad
>>123448659This mogs the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY5BbUbXxY&pp=ygUfbmVjayBjZW1ldGVyeSBpIGRvbnQgd2FudCB0byBiZQ%3D%3D
>>123448666>You’re too busy shitpostingAnd what exactly are you basing that off of?
osdm revival
>>123448387Women hater
LET'S GO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh36qMUxhF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh36qMUxhF0
>>123447850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvEwdrq97Es&pp=ygUOY29uY3JldGUgd2luZHM%3D
simp metal
>>123448732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac&pp=ygUFc29ubmU%3D
>>123448732I too enjoy Watching From a Distance by Warning.
LET'S OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UPLET'S GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY
any death metal vocalists who can sing normally?
Why did this cause a commotion?
CAN'T TRUST NO WOMENCAN'T TRUST THE LIES THEY TELL MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBjkjc08HkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBjkjc08HkY
>>123448782yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3F66jrULfM&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKCI2n9_4k
>>123448795Meanwhile, DsO on le heckin environment (direct quotation)>Twice, man committed the highest of crimes: by waging an absolutist war against nature and, therefore, against life itself. And, secondly, by severing the bond to nature and forging an anthropocentric worldview that places man above everything else and, therefore, can be used to justify just about anything – no matter how short-sighted or ill-advised – so long as it appears to serve mankind's interests. Extracting man from the natural order, by intent if not in effect, was a sign of hubris which remains literally without equivalent and whose resulting devastations will know no equivalent either. Listen carefully enough and you'll hear demonic snigger.
>all killer no fillerpost 'em
>>123448387>>123448783why do you never post music on this music board?
>>123448886wants a bad reputation
>>123448171no fjords in blåland
>>123448886I just posted the bathory ones so stop already
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
>>123448852ULTRA BASEDFUCK SHIT UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCW8ECYqsshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCW8ECYqss
>>123448852There is no metal album like that.All metal albums are at leastr 50% shit songs
>>123448682Exhibit A: cat shitter post
>>123448886I, for one, appreciate his cat posts. I hope he continues to spread joy through the power of cats forever.
>>123448852Pic and Sabbat - Karisma
>>123448852>>123448922Wait no I fucked up, wrong album, here are the true tunesHOLEEFUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>>123448985Gross muscletranny. Disgusting perversion.
>>123448852https://youtube.com/watch?v=_QPFbclRrY8
>>123449036All filled with shit. Like a diaper used by your grandpa.
>>123448672
>>123448714>tfw it's my least favourite Concrete Winds album so far
>>123448782Akerfeldt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
>>123449189>picI'm convinced there is nothing gay in fucking a trap as long as my brain think it's a feminine-looking human
>>123449189WELL I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP
>>123448852https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tQlk4Asesshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=QBhLTYNKUbohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fxf93VThZZY
Saw Heilung last week and it was probably one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. Went in completely blind and was blown away.Nothing I'd ever listen to while sitting at home and not something I'd need to see again in the next 3 years, but still.Zeal&Ardor opened and they sucked ass. I really dont get why literally all my metal-friends seem to love those fags.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>123448852Under the Sign of the Black MarkThy Mighty ContractNon Dvcor DvcoIn the Maze of KadathStorm of the Light's BaneCrystal LogicNone So VileWorld DownfallMisantropo A Senso UnicoSlaughter of the Soul
>>123449213if they look like a girl and identify as a girl, it's not gay.
I remember discovering a metal album on /mu/ more than ten years ago, around 2011 or 2012 or so, and i'm going crazy trying to remember the name. The cover was in a somewhat surrealist/symbolic artstyle, with a mountain, a lake, a dark night sky, i remember the colors being mostly black, green, blue. The music itself was, i don't know, prog? I can't imagine someone will ever know what i'm referencing considering how vague my description is, but how can i narrow it down... i'm going insane. One track is always on my mind.
Knocked Motherfricken Loose
>>123449298Can you describe the music in more detail than prog? Maybe you remember the general shape of the band logo on the cover? I like helping anons hunt for albums like this, so post any other details you think of.It's not pic related by any chance, is it?
>>123449351Correct.
Why do you keep forcing the same shit meme
>>123449351the new album is shit unless you're a tourist
>>123449362I can try but consider this: i'm a piece of shit when it comes to describing metal. I always lurk and learn from other anons but it's a genre i don't listen to very often.I can tell you the cover of the album i'm searching for has way less blue than what you posted, everything looks diffused and blended on yours and i remember the artwork on mine looking very sharp, defined, and also more surreal.The track i'm remembering from the album is fully instrumental. Quite progressive and harmonic. Other than that, it's a total blackout. I appreciate your kindness in trying to help, but i think the only way for me to find it again is for someone to accidentally post it someday.
>>123449502Not him but are you confident in the years? I could only find some stuff that didn't really match your criteria outside of one or two bits, but I'm not much of a progshitter.
>>123449351Yoooo, I love those guys! That new album was pretty good!
>>123449534I'm not, perhaps it's a bit more recent (2013, 14, 15?). My perception of time spent online is fucked up.
>>123449569Not sure mate, this is my last stab at it but I'm not confident. There's every chance I haven't even listened to it if it's prog, but my library is full of "fuck it I give up and I'll just copy MA's genre classification" which means stuff pops up in my search even if it shouldnt
>>123447913Benediction
>>123449269>Under the Sign of the Black MarkChariots of Fire
>>123449502I'm stumped so far, dude. Might be worth finding a list of best prog metal albums and just surfing through all the art to see if you find the cover you remember.
>>123449616It's alright senpai, again i appreciate the intention of helping me. The cover was wayyyy more surreal though, it looked a bit trippy.>>123449691Thanks. I've tried that but i'll do it again, hopefully someday it'll pay. Appreciate you.
>>123449725long shot
>>123449725>>123449785long shot #2
>>123449298My own longshot of what your album might be
>>123449298Do you remember if it had harsh or clean vocals?Might help narrow it down to one of the major genres.
>>123447850AOTY? Anyone?
>>123450210Idk about AOTY, but I liked it well enough.
Which of these bands are worth seeing live?Dream TheaterKamelotSoenTesseractOrphaned LandRhapsody of FireDestruction
>>123448071Jon was based for removing that sandnigger faggot.
>>123450383Destruction, but even that is stretching it
>>123450383Saw Orphaned Land and they were ok, but it was quite lacking. It was in a festival though, that may have been the reason
we cultivated this
>>123448262>t. hasn't even listened to both band's discographies >t. can't even hum a dark funeral song and thinks he knows it allPoser spotted!
>randomly puts Manowar cover in middle of the album>randomly puts The Police cover at the end of an EPBased or cringe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yA27ey4fXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xGlPZ_9Sg
>>123450487Just plain autistic
>>123450487Sting is the better musician by far.
>Puts a fucking My Sharona cover in the middle of an albumwhy
Peter from Abigor an heroed today
>>123448852It’s called Kultur
>>123450640Correct.
>>123450632Huge loss for metal, he was one of the few keeping the scene interesting and engaging nowdays. Metal might as well die with him. RIP.
>album has Killing Joke and U2 cover near the end
>>123447913Mayhem
>>123450632Oh no, that's horrible!Just kidding, fuck that chud.
>>123450716They always get praised for being one of the first 2nd wave black metal band but their actual music is just meh
>>123456789
>>123450684>>123450630>band puts an Exploited cover in the middle of a WWI concept album
>>123450632Wow that sucks abigor is one of my favorite bands. Gonna blast this in his honor
Does anyone here actually like Mayhem?
>>123450805>album has a Depeche Mode cover in the middle
>>123450853All of us do.
>>123450853Chainsaw Gutsfuck is a masterpiece.
Janny has turned against catposter, a staggering turn of events
>>123450632>>123450824SameBlasting pic related
post constipation metalhttps://youtu.be/mM2-iPAY2p4
>>123447816Er det der Dennis ?
>>123450632Rip
>>123450632RIP Peter
>>123449298Wasn't this was it
>>123447850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOzq4UVH8H8
NORSECORE.......VGH..
>>123450949YES!!!!!!!
>>123450383Dream Theater is really fucking boring live.
>>123450456I was sad that they didn’t use violins live
Do you guys like Eddie Money?
>>123449351>le heckin heck le heckind loose le heck>heck heck le heckin heckerinoooooo >le heck heck heckerinoooo chonker heck le hecking lgbtqia le heck
>>123451403Bro yes
https://youtu.be/2tcD_dVcXE4?si=OT6C8z4Fa_V0G8r5
Epica are pretty great.
Mommy.
>>123451532>>123451544Not metal. >>>/mu/wpop >>>/lgbt/
>>123451578You're not metal you fucking guy.
>>123451378yeah, I was hoping the would perform building the ark, but they didn't :(
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>123451532>>123451544Explicitly metal and welcome here.
>>123451585>you fucking guy
DSO
>>123451636riffless
Megatonal metal
Unless it's unlistenable dogshit I won't listen.
Any jazz fusion wiggerslam out there?
>>123447850Listening to more Epica.>>123451720Idk but I need sum.
>>123448951get AIDS
I caught VD from Floor Jansen.
>>123447850BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123451846>BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lmao @ this guy getting filtered by Human Waste! Point and laugh!
>>123450632HEIL
Jute gyteAd nauseam
>>123450632fucking rip
>>123450632Onward to Valhalla
>>123450632Why did he do it?
Is this an anti porn song?
>>123452271>Saidannot metal
>>123451907trash
>>123452229He was too based for this gay Earth.
>>123450731hahahahah i always wonder if you are trolling
Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
fuck that is a pretty huge loss to BLACK METAL!
Satanic Pupmaster
>>123447850https://youtu.be/1T9MiQ6koz0?si=rou7KjWk_QXXl3j3I love Anneke so much.
Satanic Unicorn Master
>>123450805This band is also fucking terrible, on the same level as Sabaton.
>>123452271dudes a fucking loser what do you expect
which nigga u be ridin with
Deathcrush rules supreme.
>>123452637i want to karaoke with mikko aspa
>>123452650>Diaper blackYuck.
Diaperdisso > cletuscore
I am currently enjoying some Graveland.
>>123452271Terrible lyrics
>>123452671Try again anon.
>>123447850Haven't listened to Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath in awhile.
i think the best metal album is probably the dISEMBOWELMENT one. there's no possible way I could convince you people of that, but I just reckon it's true. it has a little piece of all the things that make metal cool, it spawned lots of immitators, and it has mood despite simple riffs and slowness. if your band has simple riffs but also has bite and a good atmosphere, it's probably great. anyway, they're my #1. really great use of clean guitar too.
Despite everything I listen to, Iron Maiden still remains my favorite band
You cannot be wiggerslam and also be:>pro israel, pro morbid angel, gay, or black!Its impossible
>PK 1975 - 2024immortal in his legacy - blood (family), soil (home) and monuments of Black Metal art.walked through the gate by his own hand, through his own will.(photo below May 1995 during the recording of Nachthymnen. more following during the next days. keep your respectful distance to the bereaved for now!)
>>123453745Your Blood and Soil Are Piss and Shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdkGpS0aQYwFuck nazis
>>123453778Kys
Why is -core stuff and slam so faggy? They'll make fun of black metal by saying its made by people who live in a basement but they look like a dysgenic 300lb guy with dyed hair
>>123453745He cultivated this
>>123450632Yeah just heard a few hours ago. Sucks.
>>123451863I’m surprised I don’t know these guys considering I live a stones throw from Cleveland in Youngstown
The best thrash album since ‘04
>>123447960i thought it was said women were more interested in people and men are more interested in things? (i.e women might be more interested in musicians and men might be more interested in the music)I remember Jordan Peterson saying thisNot to go off topic but do you think women have smaller minds?I find women are very fond of guitar playing though at any rate and like the sounds of music and such though so maybe there are some exceptions
>>123453745And nothing of value was lost.
>>123454191shalom
>>123454200>immediate cope
>>123454191Correct.
>>123447881>>123447895Correct.
>>123453778Based.
Floor Jansen has a loose, noisy, dry plapper that feels like fucking your grandmas leather purse
>>123454041What was the album from 2004?
>>123453896>>123454191Correct.
>>123454349He clearly meant Goatmoon - Death Before Dishonour
>>123454349Beast of bourbon of course, Tankard’s single masterpiece.
>>123447850Illegal slams
Metal for this feel?
Discovering Nightwish and Epica are actually pretty good has had me gooning for days( while high on meth).
There's nothing wrong with a sick ass solo before an egregiously B+ tuned breakdown with edgy lyrics behind it
>>123454562metal is inherently wrong
>>123453187>>123451742BasedThe Phantom Agony is fucking great.
Simone? More like Shamone A HEE HEE.
Friend of mine got a new job and he says how the girls like him there and how older women are openly flirting with him all the time. Meanwhile my latest interaction with one was last night when I got out of the elevator there was a woman and as she saw me she literally jumped. Fucking kek. Life is bullshit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VVFNgbsDC4
>>123454562>B+ tunedpardon nigga?
Sex with Simone Simons (but she's fat).
>>123447850Mornin' /meal/Back at work, blasting and sipping office coffee. Anything that I missed last month?
>>123454991for me? it's Floor Jansenshe's like a head taller than meimagine...
>>123450632Whomst? I don't listen to trashcan-banging.
>>123455017For me it's Sharon.
>>123447850Time II. The dynamic 2dB version is kino. Jari triggering the metal community is a bonus.
>>123455053>2db dynamic versionThat's the first I'm hearing of this. Is it actually better?
>>123455125Completely different experience on my setup.
>>123455153We'll see what it sounds like on my Bluetooth speaker.
>>123454191We hate value here albeit
Unlistenable dogshit is loved and respected here.
The west has fallen. Washington is next
>>123455202billions must rattle
ska
metal? more like shital
>>123455301It's true.At the ShitIn ShitDark ShitAmon AfartIncaccaEdge of ShittitycarcASS - ShartworkEnpoomedShitsmears of BottomShitzum
>>123455202Mustard should retire. It's embarrassing to see him shamble across the stage, attempting to sing.
>>123455188Correct.>>123455301Correct.>>123455341Correct. All beloved here.
>>123455341Indian cover bands.
>>123455362shut up mustaine is awesome
>>123448920Noodling tweaker metal
>>123455520At being a terrible singer. He moves around like he's 80, lmao. Also hasn't been able to sing in 20 years. It's over.
>>123453014Enjoying this one rn
>>123455621>Lravelan9
So is extreme types of metal all you fuckers care about?
>>123455669we also love glam here
>>123455677Thoughts on Wasp?
>>123455708Reigns supreme over the glam kingdom.
>>123455669why would I care about boring metal?
Jari won
>>123455708Blackie Lawless has looked like someone's grandma for 40 years. Best album is the Crimson Idol.
>>123455820>4 albums near 90% completion>has his saunastudio now Yep, I'm thinking the redemption arc has started.
>>123455669No. We only like trad and doom here.
>>123455833We being the trans /metal/fags.
>>123453728Based.
Kiss is the gayest fucking band to ever fucking exist.Imagine looking like you play heavy metal, acting like you play hard rock, and actually playing fucking hair metal.I don't know if there are any jews in kiss, but judging by the amount of fucking moichendising this band did, i can only assume they came from the dirtiest depths of isreal or new york.
>>123455820>Jari wonwon the who is the gayest competition, sure
Iron Maiden - Deja Vu
>>123455867>he doesn't like proto-black metalkiss ran so varg could guzzle cum
>>123455833Put your trip back on you mentally ill tastelet.
>>123455867>I don't know if there are any jews in kissLiterally the biggest
>>123455872He's dicked down half the female population of Finland. Even more dickslinging than Timo Tolkki.
>>123455897fuck you poser
>>123455708the debut, The Headless Children and The Crimson Idol are near perfect albums. the 90s were bad for them but the later stuff is surprisingly good
>>123455927Fuck off, Jari. We know what you're doing in the bathhouses.
HEY GUYS JARI HERE
>>123455932lol it's always you, how reliably pathetic
>>123455820I wonder how much was him really finding the mix and not being literally 20 years from the debut and little to show for it, I hope he pulled his head out of his ass
Varg is a genius.
>>123455971>EVERYONE IS THE SAME PERSON!!!
>>123456013It's quite easy to spot you, you can stop trying.
>>123456010Correct.
>>123456046>>123456046>>123456046New.
>>123456010Varg is cherished here.
>>123453014>>123455621Gravelandbros have you listened to full discography? What's their top 3?
>>123448972>>123451846Best blastings of the thread
>>123456092*spits and shits on you*hahaha nothing personal
can someone make a normal next thread
>>123456110Suck my dick
>>123456110sissy tranny losing xis mind kek. go make a new one yourself
