Norway edition.Old >>123377538
Total saunametal domination.
ARGH FUCK KILL
/meal/ memes are stale and Kultur is an average album
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Varg is a genius
for me, its wigger slam
>>123456095He knows himself best (that he got AIDS from Henrik Mobus in prison).
>>123456095His music sucks and is ridiculed in the ambient music community, lmao.
>>123456085you don't really need the later stuff, Memory and Destiny is a good cutoff point. the best ones are Thousand Swords, FTVOB and In the Glare of Burning Churches
trad and doom reign supreme
>>123456095Correct.
>>123456124based
This was very good
what are you BLASTING?
>>123456151
>>123456151Almost finished listening to this.
>>123456119but have you blasted all of the later stuff? so far i only got into their early stuff, but i wasn't a fan of following the voice of blood.>>123456095loved and respected here.
>>123456046I am so glad to find out good, clean christian metal. I am over all of those jewish satanist bands like deicide and slayer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0GmTRm67rwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TibfE0boQ
What subgenre of metal is most likely to get you laid with a reasonably attractive of age female (not trans)?
>>123456151everyone is blasting Time 2
>>123456190Black metal. You can pick up trve gf, or a gothic cradlefan gf, they tend to be hot.
>>123456151Sounds to me more symphoblack than their previous stuff. And not a single OUGH to be heard :( Still enjoyable, but probably my least fave from them so far.
>>123456046>she's literally me.
>>123456116>ambient music communitywe mock, ridicule and disavow atmoshit here
>>123456228Incorrect.
>>123456165>but have you blasted all of the later stuff?I have, and those albums are mind numbing. this band had one of the worst drops in quality in BM imo. they improved again when they went back to a full lineup, but the best releases since the 90s were the archival shit. Sharpening 1000 Swords is worth a listen
>>123456228we love and respect it here though, lass?
>>123456210I cannot think of a worse answer than this, outside of maybe prog metal. There are probably maybe a few dozen female black metal fans and Cradle of Filth is a band for overweight trailer park types with cookie monster pyjamas.
>>123456209CORRECTION: Everyone is blasting Time II (2db Dynamic Version).
>>123456255Maybe if you live in a 3rd world shithole, yeah. Every rehearsal and concert we go to have tons of goth bm waifus and this ain't just my experience.
>>123456271Chicks that get roped into coming by their boyfriends don't count.
>>123456255kek I've seen Desaster 3 times and every time the women left the crowd when they started playing
>>123456255>PentagramJewish symbol, stop listening to jewish satanist metal.>>123456249Him and varg can be perfect Christian men if they denounce the satanist jews of metal. Same with Tom Araya, if he denounces the jewish man, Kerry King.
>>123456279That's all that exist, or they have their eyes on a bm chad
>>123456255So true, so truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br45DnekML8
>>123456255>Cradle of Filth is a band for overweight trailer park types with cookie monster pyjamasLol yep
>>123456190Nu-Metal.
Anyone who goes to metal concerts is a subhuman mongrel, feel free to prove me wrong with pictures.
>>123456279Chicks in goth subculture with or without their bfs are all over the scene, you're either newfag or 3rd worlder.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123456160imagine wrapping your benis around her neck...
>>123456190metalcore>>123456255>Cradle of Filth is a band for overweight trailer park types with cookie monster pyjamas.kek
I really, really, really, and I cannot stress this enough, REALLY like Candlemass.
>>123456116>ambient music communityAlso known as the lgbt community
>>123456372nice. I've come to the conclusion that Tales of Creation is the best album with Messiah. Epicus is still the best overall though
>>123456372I don't like them at all.
>>123456190Goth or symphonic metal
I watched Conan the Barbarian tonight and it gave me a weird hankering to listen to Dopesmoker.>>123456399Based. What's the name of the guy who does vox on King of the Grey Isles and Death Magic Doom? I like him too.>>123456405Leave the hall and go to your room.
>>123456392No, that's the Circle of Varghomos.
>>123456438you really don't know Rob Lowe? the first 2 Solitude Aeturnus albums were rereleased as a 2CD deal not too long ago, it should still be available. you need this
I'm afraid this album will forever be underrated. Damn shame.They need to release a new album right now.
>>123456513>Solitude AeturnusI've defo heard of them but never listened, I didn't even know what subgenre of metal they were. Thanks for the rec, but as for buying the CD, fuck that I will just [redacted] thx.
>>123456540GWARheh
>>123456547reason I'm saying to get it is every issue of their first album is in demand, you can always flip it later. anyway start with the mighty Beyond the Crimson Horizon, a true doom classic
>>123456212based
>>123456438>Based. What's the name of the guy who does vox on King of the Grey Isles and Death Magic Doom? I like him too.what's weird that while he sounds great in candlemass he sounds like utter shit in his other band
>>123456506poofter
>>123456708he sounds great in both of them
>>123456438Stoner metal and Pulp go great together
>>123456745>Pulphttps://youtu.be/qJS3xnD7Mus?si=C-13BWUAeTs8Zd0d
>>123456722"No!"also the music of aeturnus is mid af anyway, no cap
MUNICIPAL WASTE
>>123456867IS GONNA FVCK YOU UP!!!!!!!
>>123456151Albums like this?
>>123456745>onan
Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
Enter sandman - great fun songSad but true - cringeHollier than thou - great songThe Unforgiven - great songWherever I may Roam - great songDon't tread on me - badNothing else matters - ok, overratedOf wolf and man - forgetableThe god that failed - great songMy friend of misery - cringeThe struggle within - forgetableSolid fun album 9/10. Much better than the dry forgetable piece of shit that was justice for all
>>123457041>Great>Great>Great>Great>Great>Overrated>Forgettable>Forgettable>Cringe>Cringe>Bad>9/10!Holy fuck why are brown people allowed to rate things.
>>123457041>Solid>loads of ok/bad/cringe>9/10You should write for IGN
HIT 'EM POUND FOR POUND
Next spring I'll start sleezmaxxing. Probably get a haircut too after 18 years for the first time. Also I'll start wearing a cross necklace. I'll look like a fucking chad. Labels will shower me with record deals.
>>123457109Sounds like you're 13
>>123457109no one cares avantasiatard
>>123457070>>123457083the great songs make up for the mid songs. no one listens to whole albums anyway who cares
>>123456151RIP>this poseur faggot general claims to love bm but hasn’t even mentioned it yet
>>123457125I'm over 30.>>123457139You can't join my band. Stay poor.Not him btw.
>>123457165Shut the fuck up, bohunk.
>>123457194you sound like someone who wears socks with sandals
>Enter SandmanAwful, awful butt rock, one of their worst, metallica going nickelback>Sad But TrueShould have been the opener instead, incredible atmosphere and beautiful chorus>Holier Than ThouFeels like dollar store Metallica, the section before the solo is beautiful however>The UnforgivenVocals make this sound like a joke track (James should have been forbidden from singing ballads) but it isnt sadly, okayish instrumental but very campy, also the supposedly killer solo doesn't fit the song at all>Wherever I May RoamWish it would keep the momentum of the main riff, I don't like the verses that much, great riff tho>Don't Tread On MeLike other tracks on here I don't like the chorus, but the riffs are badass>Through The NeverGreat main riff, but the rest of the song doesn't do it for me>Nothing Else MattersMuch better than The Unforgiven, beautiful instrumentation and solo but once again I cannot take James seriously when he is trying to deliever "emotional" vocals>Of Wolf And ManGreat song, very underrated imo, does the dark atmosphere they were going for on the album much better than some of the better known tracks>The God That FailedHorrible track, sounds like dickless buttrock and the main riff sucks and for such an intense lyrical topic the song doesn't sound angry, sad, depressive or anything that would evoke any emotions, just bland>My Friend of MiseryGorgeous song, the vocals in the verse James added actually add to the song contrair to what Jason wanted, UNTIL they get to the chorus which completely ruins the feel of the track, genuinely one of their worst choruses>The Struggle WithinDecent track but forgettable, beautiful harmonies on the guitars and one of the better solos on here though
>>123456106Correct.
>dude gore lmaonot listening!
>Candlemass - "Solitude" makes me lose my shitAnyone else?
>>123457264Correct.
>>123457264best doom album
>>123457219how is enter sandman nickleback but sad but true is incredible lmao
Candlemass is good metal for when you've been up all night and you've just jacked off.
>>123457264No it just bores me.
>>123457305that bitch is disgusting
>>123457169Read the previous before posting
Metallica live in Moscow 1991 is fuckin awesome. They even manage to not make "Enter Sandman" sound trite.https://youtu.be/SsnxAVBGep4?si=dRcmSzRx8cbFjywd>>123457323So true trans sister.
>>123457361Unironically, how does he feel about the fact that he helped inspire the most troonish style of black metal?
>>123457374He's probably not even aware.
It’s going to be a great day today bros
2 hours until my shift ends, time to start drinking and blasting metal
Avant garde weird shithttps://mictain.bandcamp.com/album/murmur
>>123457169This fucking band does not get enough love.
>>123456337Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123457440Fucking everyone sucks their cock, and undeservedly so, so not sure what shit you're smoking. You can even read the last thread you retard
I for one am not a fan of Abigor.
I had gay sex with Varg
Varg owes me 50k euros for a deal gone wrong.. I gave him some newfangled fleshlights and augmented dragon dildos to sell and he took them and I never saw a dime. He probably used them the perv. >>123457470 knows what's up.
Which country/scene was the best for metal?
>>123457454We cultivated this.
>>123457501Highly debatable, but I'm sure it's a Scandinavian country or sommat.
>>123457464They're golod but nothing special, like most overshilled norsecore.
>>123457501Germany
>>123457501UK>Sweden>France>Norway>
>>123457522>UK
>>123457528SacrilegeDischargeBolt throwerMotorheadJudas priestQED
MOTORHEAD
SUCKS
Is it coincidence that all the best bands in metal start with M?
>>123457577Mlayer?
>>123457554>not metal coreshit>diapershitThanks for proving me right.
>>123457501NWOBHM, no contest
>>123457613Correct.
>>123457613
What is black metal? Black metal don't hurt me...
>>123457613Metal peaked early but boy did it peak
>>123457264Just make you keep your diaper on while you "lose your shit" to this garbage, grandpa
>>123457652>metal peaked earlyPeaked as in your balding widow's peak, you piece of shit.>>123457661LOL
>>123457531I always thought the American flag looked so out of place here
>>123457674pourquoi?
>blasting Candlemass rnWho the fuck else?!
>>123457780Blasting your moms ass
>>123457501Britain for NWOBHM
For me, it's coreshit
Imagine a world without DsO
>>123457827Scientists would have found a cure for cancer and AIDS and we'd be using flying cars and going to the Moon.
Imagine a world without Snorre inventing real metal.
>>123457857Metallica wouldn't have ever sold out and Jeff Hanneman wouldn't have been bit by that spider.
>>123457867I want to live in a timeline where Lars was the one who died instead of Cliff.
>>123457602retard
>>123457867>I was on my way to kill Euronymous myself.>t. the spider
>>123457908>diapershit>grind>actual DM>diapershit>diapershitI'm right, keep coping. Scene confirmed for dogshit unless you use a catheter.
>>123457929Kek.>>123457930>he's not an unlistenable dogshit fan
i'm so fucking sick of all these playboi carti fanboys wearing black metal tshirts for the """aesthetic"""
>>123457978Wait, what the fuck? The most poserish metal genre there is... attracts posers!? How could this happen!?
>>123456106Based Wigger
>>123457930retard
>knocked loose becomes popular >didn't even like them that much in the first place>still irrationally annoyed by their popularity When do they start doing gay singing shit? It's Code Orange all over again.
>>123456106this is jigger slam
>>123458057I accept your concession.
>>123457978what the fuck am I even looking at
EVERYBODY DO THE TOXIC WALTZ
>>123458133These are the people who post in /metal/
CAN'T YOU SEETHE DEVIL IN MEJUST TAKE A LOOK IN MY EYES
>>123458133Americans
YOU ARE BEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHEDDDDDDD
Is it /metal/?
>>123458166This is a board for the discussion of music. Stop.
>>123458179Gotta go fast.
>>123457023Based wigger
Shall be blasting all Abigor albums in PK's honor today.>>123456550This is actually pretty good. >>123457169>the poseur faggot doesn't even check if this hasn't been mentioned yet>>123457454>one of the greatest metal composers>"undeservedly so"Behold, the "taste" of power chord sloppa tourismo >>123457514>t. sloppa touristkek, never miss an opportunity to buckbreak melanated poseurs.
>>123458166That's how I heem bmcels.Kek at the last one.
THAT DIRTY LITTLE BITCH GOT ME POISONED
>>123458179Metal.
My sleep schedule is fucked. I've been up all night and now I'm drinking coffee. I guess I'll just veg out and drink coffee all day and listen to Candlemass and Epica. C'est la vie my friends.
>>123458257least sóy and highest test /metal/ poster
>>123458219>bmcel>tranimeit's all so tiring...
>abigorwhy is this band considered to be at all relevant to black metal scene?? the most utterly forgettable crap i've ever had the misfortune of listening to. pretty sure i get bored within 30 seconds every time i try to listen to ABIBORE, some fucking z rate garbage for basedboys and tourists to feel cult and important.
>>123458315Correct. Peter Kubik came to the same conclusion, and that is why his brain matter currently decorates the inside of a gloryhole at a gay bar.
Now rating Exodus - Fabulous disaster. One of the three Exodus albums I like.
>AbigorI’ll just listen to Summoning, that is after all what you’re listening to when an interlude interrupts the flow of the album every other track
>>123458384Summoning is despised and shunned here.
>>123458219tranime death camp when
In my estimation the doom scene is way more chock full of trannies than the black metal scene.
>>123458418Damn, that must be a LOT of trannies then
This shit is heavier than a brick shithouse!
>>123458418source?
>>123458512Personal experience of going to shows and such.
>>123458219>chans;gateBeloved and cherished here.
>>123458492Well the name is appropriate. This is the sleepiest metal I've ever heard.
>>123458315>why is this band considered to be at all relevant to black metal scene??Because of advanced songwriting, great sense of voice leading, harmony and usage of countermelody/counterpoint.>>123458303>>123458411Thank you plebbitor sisters.>>123458548Correct.
>>123458567It's very good for hash smoking in that regard, yes. Complete and utter couchlock.
>>123458592You’re like a kid who can study for a test and memorize answers but is still retarded.
>>123458609Thank you sister
>Abigor>advanced songwritingIt's the most "BM by numbers" shit I've ever heard what is this non binary tranime faggot even on about
I take shits that are heavier than Abibore.
>>123458679He saw his big bro type “something” and now he’s repeating it but not understanding the context.
>>123456151Real metal hours
any of yall be attending?
>>123458793>four washed up diaper bands No, I don't think I will be.
I think I'll choose seeing Lucifer over Chelsea Wolfe.
Taste our German steel!
>>123458592Correct.
Hitleric black metal.
>>123458828I saw Chelsea Wolfe for like 2 minutes at a festival once. She sounded alright but they put her set on at like 1am.
Cutting the cock of troon
Need recs for foreskinless metal
Imagine the kultur tradwife getting bred by the melanated hordes
>>123458679You know next to nothing about songwriting and composition, you couldn't even name a single theory book, you listen exclusively to power chord sloppa with riff salads or some diapershit wankery at best, and you can't digest a counterpuntal classical piece, or a string quartet, your taste is by definition "by numbers". Why are you trying to come off as some artful and knowledgable, mr dunning kruger?>>123458709Thank you schizo sister
>>123458592chambers and camps
Who is the DMX of Wiggerslam?
>>123458828>>123458921i saw her once and it was pretty good but it was 10+ years ago and an indoor unplugged show, no idea if she sounds good now
>>123458756a dangerously based post
>>123458999i do that every day also based trips of divinity
>>123459028Hasjarl
>>123458994kultur
>>123459014>knows nothing about songwriting>keeps crying over power chords all the while not even knowing what they are>one buzzword insult on loopYou are the least amusing clown here, which is impressive.
What are the filthiest breakdowns?
>>123458357based upvoted
>>123458756>>123459036Any news of the band? Hopefully they'll make it alive through the war.
>>123459060Thank you delusional sister
>>123456151Still the Waste
>>123456151REAL GAY SHIT
>>123459028Jari
>>123459131this sounds surprisingly great for a bootleg, wtfUNLEASH THE BASTARDS NOW!!!
>>123459183wait it isn't even a bootleg I just read the full name of the release...at least I can claim that I'm unironically drunk
>>123457501American Wiggerslam Revival (2024)
blastinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Ha1TdAcFA
>>123459137I look out my window and what do I seeJunkies, gangs and rape and povertyDon't you see the signs things are out of handDon't you think it's time we gotta stop...REAL BAY SHIT
>>123459272SF would be so awesome if it were neutron bombed
>>123458876HEIL
Municipal Waste - Terror Shark
BLASTINGhttps://youtu.be/K0o8-7D4Ew4?si=555-uiNy_C0c9q3A
So I tried listening to Mercyful Fate and that shit fucking sucked man
>>123459373sounds like you might be homosexual
>>123459272A question demands an answer.What's the solution?
>>123459373Correct. Horrible diaper faggotry for those who enjoy the shrieks gay men make when penetrated without lube.
>>123459131This was fucking great. Finna have a smoke, get some beers because the wine I bought taste funky and hopefully get fucked up! MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
BLASTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L31biyQXUo
>>123456151>>123459422HEIL
>>123459494basado
>>123459373King Diaper is an embarrassment to metal
>>123459071They turned into Wacken trash after that album. But the reworking of Lunar Poetry was nice
>>123459272https://youtu.be/s7j8tE1W-Pk?si=IndiGUcA8N8cWl0H
>>123459622Don't bother with them, I've given them several chances. 5.5/10 generic black metal. These days they don't even have any founding members left
>>123459373>t. African-American
>>123459669t. 50 year old bachelor or brainwashed by internet diapermetal oldheads
https://discord.gg/BYqUQthNserver for shredders, shitposters and songwriters
metal isn’t good anymore
THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLDTHERE'S REAL MOTHERFUCKERS FROM THE BAYAND A BUNCH OF BITCHES THAT WISH THEY WEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPpo88epM7s
>>123456151currently
>>123459747Not metal.
>>123459689Is you know who there
>>123459272https://youtu.be/BASEDifBGf_sg?si=rObZzHrHJhbaJRi0BASEDifBGf
autopsy is basically stoner metal.
>>123456151\m/
>>123459815Metal.
>>123459757
Jesus these vocals are awful
the second Thorns album
>>123459846Correct.
>>123459815>windows vistaHow poor are you? and that's not metal
>>123459824>not even a minutekek you are so pathetic, I bet you are the ones shitting on everything and calling it either diaper or coreshitfaggot
>>123459549Wait King Diamond is in that band? No fucking wonder they suck so hard lmao
>>123459882it's windows 7 you cretin
apparently Trhanny guy announced on Patreon that he's quitting music. Press S to spit
What's wrong with it exactly?
>>123460004it sounds like dogshit
>>123460004Nothing. We love deathcore here.
>>123456151Bongman Vocaroos
Lorna Shore
Black Tongue
Rancid
>>123460051>>123460079Beloved here and objectively metal.>>123460137Technically not metal, but we'll let it slide.
>>123460079Are those guys still a thing? I remember blasting their first album when it came out then never hearing about them again
>>123459850Never
>>123460185>Technically not metal, but we'll let it slide.*smooches you*
>>123460185Who the fuck said you had the ultimate say in what is or isn't metal?
>>123460264this post gave me the ick
*blocks your path*
>>123456506>EnterSorry, I like my women alive.
>>123460188Probably not. One of them said in a podcast that he's doing something else with one of the guys and hasn't really kept up with the third guy.
>>123459883>Help! I posted something online and was replied to!
>>123460471>I totally owned this chad, one more win on my incel board
>>123460301falses your grind
what do you get for shilling an album nonstop?
>>123456372Have you checked out Solitude Aeturnus?
>>123460614shit band
>>123460614Sure did. What a diaper embarrassment.
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
post bands that make you cringe
>>123460696StratovariusSonata ArcticaAvantasiaFFDPFeuerschwanz (absolutely terrible, dont ever listen to it)Shit like Motionless in White
>>123460004Not metal.
>>123460773Not intelligent.
>>123458133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49T5Y3173Mc
>>123460732What do you like about that korean girl-band music? It sounds like something 10-15 year old girls would listen to.
Amerifatfucks better attend this
>>123460853It satisfies my AGP
>>123460853I like how it sounds
>>123460696other anons do that for me every thread
Averse Sefira is mid
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my ballsThey look like the dorks that hang out at the mallEminem can suck it, so can Dr. DreThey can suck each other, just because they're gayThey can suck a dick, they can lick a sackEverybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs5ePacofMs&list=OLAK5uy_mCFym7HypwAjjhCc5G30gbIC4EfQLjuCw&t=147s
Someone make a wiggerslam thread
I want to see the anons demo guy dressed up as a slam wigga
>>123457978>>123460794Don't worry so much, it's not like they'll infest the scene. They will just move on to whatever dumb look these fag zoomer rappers adopt next year
>>123461211Rap makes black metal look like pussys
honesty: why you guys hate ozzy so much
>>123461220rap is deader than rock my dude
>>123461220Maybe you weren't following, but this year it finally came to light that mainstream hip hop is run by gay men. P-Diddy (given his own record label by his gay jewish "mentor") was filming rappers doing gay sex acts and fucking underage girls
>>123461267>>123461267>>123461267NEW
>>123460014dont speak for everyone
>>123461264i dont follow i am a leader
>>123461290Yeah that's why you spend 16+ hours a day online.
>>123461220true. euronymous and vargs scuffle was some fruity shit. OH A GUY STABS SOME MANLET AND HE HAS TO STAY IN SOME FAGGY HOTEL. BUT GET THIS... DURING HIS TIME AT THE HOLIDAY INN PRISON HE WAS MAKING LAME DND NERD MUSIC WITH A TOY PIANO!!!!! WHAT A MYSTERIOUS PAGAN SORCERER!!! NOW HE WRITES ABOUT MAKE BELEIVE AND HAS TO RAISE A SHIT TON OF AUTISTIC KIDS!!! WHAT A LEGEND! meanwhile rappers were shooting each other and selling prostitutes in the black market lol. Black metal is pussy shit in comparison to hip-hop and classic heavy metal. Thrash, death and even sunset strip mogs black metal. Black metal is up there with grunge and emo music. Only gbk is a good band. KPN too since famine is pretty based.
>>123461264It's an Israeli pysops run by Lyor Cohen.
>>123461311Sorry, I listen to music because I like how it sounds not to "feel tough"
>Sorry, I listen to music because I like how it sounds not to "feel tough"
>>123456745>>123459422>>123459494Best blastings of the thread
>>123460915>>123461356
>>123461356I know that you're just trolling, but no, the art you consume doesn't make you strong. I know that as a terminally online NEET you need something to make you feel masculine but you actually have to do things in real life.
>I know that you're just trolling, but no, the art you consume doesn't make you strong. I know that as a terminally online NEET you need something to make you feel masculine but you actually have to do things in real life.
>>123461335if it doesn't sound tough it's not metal. Glad you admit that the norwegian shit wasn't tough tho
>>123461421Is Slaughter to Prevail more metal than King Diamond?
>>123461443Yes, 100%
>>123461443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyl90iGPZ0
>>123461443Correct.
This is better than the black metal albums from them. It sounds competently made