Based tough guy metal edishold and for faggy democraps >>123456046faqs not allowed
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123461267early
>>123461295Your birth was, yeah.That's why you are so sickly and gay and listen to black(ed) metal.
>>123461267Deserve it, you earned it, got yourself a fuckin' warBelieve it, you need it, face down on the fuckin' floorI hate it, can't take it, wanna break your fuckin' bonesNo mercy, you faggot, should've left it all alone
HEIL BLACK METAL
>>123461267I’m gay and I like FFDD
HEIL BABYMETAL
>>123461314Good post. I'm a huge fan of black metal.
>>123461350HEIL
heil black met-ACK!
>>12346136949 is old for a rock/metal musician
>>123461369Another victim of untreated gender dysphoria.Black transal sisters unite, we need to stop our broxisters killing themselves.
Nachthymnen was their only worthwhile record and it's still just a 6/10. The rest was all tryhard shit for posers. I totally stopped following Abigor after they jumped on the dissocrap bandwagon
>>123461416>disliking Opus IVPosers leave the hall!
I once saw a couple of wiggers heem a group of black metal sissies outside Wacken ticketing in '11.
>>123461444Which trend were following then? Symphonic, Norecore, or dissoshit?
>>123461314HEIL
Should I get some Ice Spice tix, my fellow wiggers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItBZ1LthsM
>>123461416>I totally stopped following Abigor after they jumped on the dissocrap bandwagonthey helped create that bandwagon. TT wrote and played on Fas
>>123461543Nice, they contributed to destroying metal
>>123461541Go for it b
>>123461557the most diplomatic thing I'll say about Abigor is they had a very unique guitarist and drummer. Prozak was right about them
>>123461572Yeah well Imperial Triumphant is "unique" but I still don't want to listen to trust funders playing riffless noise
>>123461543Really? I can't find any info on that after a cursory glance. Did he actually help compose entire songs or just contribute small passages?
Moonspell
>>123461541You should get ECT, you fucking queer.
>>123461612No idea what this is my gay dude
Infernal War
Sirs, it's happening https://www.nme.com/news/music/metallica-grant-11-year-old-permission-to-play-master-of-puppets-on-americas-got-talent-3789669
>>123461598in one of the DSO interviews, TT starts answering the questions instead of Hasjarl. it's definitely his guitar playing on Fas, and the later Abigor albums have the same riffing style. case closed imo
Dont give a shit about Abiwhore or that dead faggot.
>>123461699Correct. Slaggywhore is an embarrassment to metal.
BLASTINGS
>>123461684Interesting. The play style does fit him on that album. And I suppose if he was in the interview with Hasjarl in the first place, that's a pretty good sign of his involvement lol
>>123461736based
>>123461267Five Finger Death Punch was one of the cringiest shits when it came to those bands, industry plants.
>>123461750Don't worry no on here is listening to them. We have a resident troll who stays here all day whining about black metal and pretending to enjoy white trash garbage to epically own us somehow
AOTY
>>123461771>>123461750Five Finger could beat up your favorite black metal band
>>123461789My drunk uncle could beat up any black metal band
>>123461736
>>123461738he confirmed it somewhere on social media, but I didn't cap it. DSO has a lot of collaborators who come and go
>>123461789no they couldn't amerishits won't do anything.
>>123461848Wow, those estrogen effects are really coming in nicelyWon't be long until she's passing
>>123461875The american would have 20 stab wounds before they could yell "COPS!"
>>123461848OOOOooooOoOOooHhHhHHhh watch out guys he's got his grandma's table leg and he's wearing his leather daddy outfit
>>123461899>>123461929Don't end up on the next bootleg album cover fellas.
Deadly Smell O’ Smegma and Jewed Goyte Linked Up
Gojira won
>>123461957go to sleep kpoptroon
Why are so many black "metal" "musicians" killing themselves?
Emoviolence
Speed/doom metal
I name all of my video game characters Varg
>>123461681That song is easy as fuck to play
At some point you just have to say Fuck this Gay earth
>>123462021post a screenshot of 1
ASAP Rocky
Pretty Maids
Knocked Loose (feat. Poppy)
Ghost reigns supreme
Adam kalmbach on a DsO collaboration in the near future, remind me in 5 years
Hey kid, sit down and let me tell you about the time I was in Metallica. Actually, I don't know if you know this, but I wrote all the solos in their first album. You know, James didn't even have a guitar when I came in, they were just standing around humming the songs. Oh, and Lars, he really didn't really know how to play the drums, but we put up with him, anyways. Heh, good times.
>>123462390Correct.
>>123462390That's nice, Dave. Anyway, you open for Five Finger Death Punch in five minutes, get going.
>>123462390We idolize 'staine here
>>123462390based and probably true
Impaled Nazarene
Which album should I give its first listen today>Amon Amarth - The Avenger>Devin Townsend - Physicist>The Black Dahlia Murder - Nocturnal>Miasma - Changes
>>123462534In order, do this:Miasma - ChangesTBDM - NocturnalAA - The AvengerDevin Townsend - Physicist
Unironically if James and Lars didn't learn how to play their instruments until like 1 year into metallica, what's stopping you from creating the most successful metal band in history?
>>123462542Why?
>>123462555I wasn't born in the 1960s. Also I'm mentally handicapped and too uncoordinated to even learn to play an instrument. (On an unrelated note I love NSBM)
>>123462596Best to worst. (Even though I like TBDM far more than the others)
>>123461282Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Satanic Warmaster - my dreams of hector
>>123462339>Scooby Doo chase musicNot metal! Take your globhomo tunes and cram them up your ass
Why are Finnish musicians getting so fat
This is the best abigor album
>>123462768alcoholism, sedentary lifestyle, seasonal depression
>>123462771>best DsO album was the one written by someone who isn't in DsOThis says a lot about society.
AC/DC is more musical than Deathspell Omega.
DsO is like fight club
>>123461782>unknown zoomer bandAre you one of the members?
>>123461782cool album i just wish their guitarist didnt expose himself to my friend in a taco bell bathroom
>>123462806yes. problem?>>123462875why. you jealous?
riff on Lay It Down is better than every black metal riff ever
>>123462004Saved
>>123461875>>123461929Joke's on you. That's Emory Cohen, an American, LARPing as a White man: Varg Vikernes.
>>123461782Damn this rocks. No idea how it went under my radar.
who here's into existing vulgarly?
Black metal needs less ADL and more ABDLHEIL
>>123461267https://vocaroo.com/1aOLNeNwVdTC
>>123461736Hey this is actually pretty fucking good
>>123462390>>123462555Metallica was Hetfield's fourth band, and Ulrich"s first.
ulcerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyl90iGPZ0getting high to these videos. They're funny. Also I've been recently blasting old school bathory, burzu and immortal, and beherit too but only their black metal. Not the ambient crap.
>>123463085David Vincent is beloved here.
>>123462875Your friend reaped what they sowed
>>123463085Are you going to have another ESL hissy fit?
Doomchads, get in here!
>>123463303huh?
>>123463325HUH? HUH?
>>123463386ugh! hey hey HEEEEEY!
>>123463323Mogs
>>123463323doom metal is gay.
>>123463413Cool name and art. Listening!
>>123463413Genre: Atmospheric Gothic/Doom/Death Metal
>larp as le epic nazi ubermensch>actually a social degenerate with a brain that literally can't keep itself alive>preach le vile hatred>actually hate being alive more than anythingWhy are there so many cases of this in black metal? NSBM musicians probably rival tranny levels of suicide rates
>>123463477You sound like a loser ngl. I wouldn't hang out with you
>>123463495Committing suicide is a Nazi tradition
>>123463528>You sound like a loser ngl. I wouldn't hang out with you
>>123463568So you're sayin trannies are the new nazis. Totally agree
>>123463580Yeah, you look like a loser too. Sad
Booba.
>>123461789FFDP might be the only band who's fans are more out of shape than black metal fans.
>wigger slam>progslop>whatever gay shit wintersun is>female fronted cartoon metalEvery day it's something new from you characters
>>123461736Love me some female fronted cartoon metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAjQAwbGnqI
>>123463982Hanabie and Bridear are both coming here in November and I'm trying to decide whether to see either or both of them. Bridear is $63 on a Saturday in a pub and Hanabie is $75 on a Sunday in a proper venue. Leaning towards Bridear though, I find Hanabie's harsh vocals sound pretty poor and weak.
have a good night metalheads
>>123464096Goodnight dickhead
>>123461736Abigor - Nachthymnen (From The Twilight Kingdom)
>>123463085I prefer blond (Aryan) Davey.
>>123464096Don't tell me what to do
>>123464096FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>123464134>>123464187>>123464204let's keep it friendly herewishing everyone a peaceful night
>>123464096thanks you too (:
>>123464210good night :D
>>123461282are those the lyrics?
>>123461282https://vocaroo.com/1olxRh5YBeKR
>>123463112So does this dude have a diaper fetish? Why does he keep photoshopping diapers onto people? Kinda weird.
>>123461681>playing the Dave Mustaine VJeetchads WERE BACK
>>123464527All the posts involving diapers are by the same person, a loonytroon from germany. She also avatars with kpop pics.
IDF? more like i dont fucking care. review something ASAP!
https://youtu.be/J6_0E_i0CNs?si=RuiFnRws_mDM-fTw
>>123463040Amerishits still won't do anything.
>>123464661Oh no don't hit me with your grandmas end table leg!
Cod metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gz5tqAPhfg
>>123464520LMAO. AI chads we win again.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Early Slipknot was actually pretty good.
>>123463982Based weebcore enjoyer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QaMnQ36aQ
>>123464661https://pixhost.to/show/316/509773860_16088839782032.jpg
>>123464738Correct.
>>123464738Wait and Bleed gets stuck in my head regularly and I haven't heard it in probably over a year.
>>123464738Correct. Slipknot in general is pretty good if we're not being faggots
Slipknot. More like Stillnot listening to that garbage. HAHAHAHA.
>>123465061shut up
>>123465061Eh. I'll defend s/t and Iowa to the death as great albums, but if someone wants to shit on the rest I don't really care.
>>123465095slipknot sucks
>>123465095All Hope Is Gone is cool...
>>123465069haha more like sleepsnore hehehei do like some of their good songs though
Anon's demo (SACD version with bonus DVD)
>>123465061>correctIs it just this one faggot who gets to confirm or disregard opinions or do you all do it?
>>123465179>Is it just this one faggotincorrect>do you all do it?correct
>>123465179>confirming and disregarding opinionsCherished here.
>>123465179Sorry buddy that anon is the sole arbiter of this general's taste and we must all conform to his will.
Iron Maiden are good for when you're drinking and blazing with friends.
>>123465211Correct.
>>123465297I can enjoy Iron Maiden but I wouldn't really choose to put them on
>>123465297>Iron Maiden are goodCorrect.
>>123465308Yeah and you also wouldn't choose to have sex with a woman you fag.
>>123465297>Iron Maiden are good Incorrect.
>>123465297its not 1985 grandpa
Wiggers hate:>Punk>Rage against the Machine>Morbid Angel and their fans>Black MetalWiggers love:>Nu Metal>Early Mudvayne>Epicardiectomy and their fans>Thrash Metal
>>123465416>No you don't understand, bro. Muh poorly produced garbage is for real whiteman
>>123465483It's in the name. Wiggerslam is inherently the whitest genre
>>123465416what the hell?
black metal more like whack metal kek
>>123465416>Slam death metal is a brutal death metal microgenre that evolved from the 1990s New York death metal scene, incorporating elements of hardcore punk.>incorporating elements of hardcore punkYOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM US, WIGGER
>be 16 year old scrawny kid>go into pit>get my shit kicked in but still have fun>be 30 year old smoker alcoholic lanklet>go into pit >get my shit kicked in but still have funIf I go to anymore shows I'll probably die.
>>123465573not slam
>>123465522more like Whites Only Metal.
>>123465637A real white man would not tolerate faggots who burn down churches
Is Christian metal truly dead? :(
>>123465708> Reee.They are just burning down their own temples lmao.
current
https://youtu.be/TzZzYOrvTUY?si=OiKfTA0Kk2XNZWnB
>>123465717Let's hope so!
>>123465737>>123465762>>123465774HEIL
what happened to cumshitter? is anyone able to contact him (xir)
Я нeнaвижy хoхлoвhttps://youtu.be/hLOSYvvN4Ms?si=oxxgeQIdMPq34c6O
Do women and goofy shit belong in metal?https://youtu.be/1OsOzrApkvA?si=99UDKWwTQ_KQ3NEV
>>123465888Yes, and I can confirm that what you posted is indeed metal.
>>123465815you would know if it were up your ass.
>>123465910Do you still believe that?
>>123465948Who wouldn't? Metal is for fags.
>>123465948Metal has been gay since Judas Priest, nothing new
>>123465958Punk is gayer, the bottom fem bitch of the gays, not cool man.
>>123465961I'm glad the metal community is so accepting
>>123465999Just be a cool gay fag not like Prince or Green Day's Billie Joe and nobody will complain, not even the straightest of guys.
>>123461267>ffdpMilitary wife metal
I guess I respect their work ethic even though they've been putting out shit for like 10 years
Metal for this feel?
>>12346617510? they released this in 2004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1i-FYdrKUA
>>123466335>2004 was 20 years agoStill one of the better coreshit bands
James mogged.
Papa Varg says: STOP WATCHING PORN
NWOBHM reigns supreme
Varg and /metal/ are inseparable.
I can see my life flashing before my eyesI can hear my wife yelling my name in vainWhile my son holds a shovel and is digging my graveBut I'm not dead yetAll I know is that I don't want to leave this earth todayOn this rope, I must fight tooth and nailHear these words that like a mantra I repeat to myselfI'm not dead yet
>>123461736Unironically I do like the new Knocked Loose album even if they're getting annoyingly popular
>>123465913no i don't take things up my ass you're confusing me with cumshitter. the guy that guy raped twice lol>it will never not be funny
https://youtu.be/l1x27nhKia0?si=YUTbofV9yaJIYh7aBlack metal season
>>123461736Kommodus side of this is pretty sick. Celestial Sword was okay, but not their best.
>>123466558Correct.
>>123466953The long ass intro to a metal album or any ambient shit in general is really fucking annoying. Fucking get on with it.
>>123461736I agree with the other anon, it is black metal season \m/
I really hate when a metal album reminds me of my brother shredding nonstop while I was trying to play video games.
>>123466953>>123467018nu-male bands
Varg is not real. He is a figment of your imaginations. Take your meds.
I could legit heem everyone here
HEIL WREST HEIL VARGHEIL HANNEMANHEIL JOHN GALLAGHERHEIL MALEFICHEIL WIGGERSLAM FUCK WOMEN FUCK FAGGOTS FUCK TRANNIES FUCK ZIGGERSFUCK SUMMONINGFUCK DSOFUCK FOLK METALAND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
>>123467108Correct.>>123467252Incorrect. I would heem you without taking a single hp of damage.
>>123467288>HEIL WRESTIncorrect.>HEIL VARGIncorrect.>HEIL HANNEMANCorrect.>HEIL JOHN GALLAGHERCorrect.>HEIL MALEFICIncorrect.>HEIL WIGGERSLAMCorrect.>FUCK WOMENIncorrect.>FUCK FAGGOTSIncorrect.>FUCK TRANNIESIncorrect.>FUCK ZIGGERSCorrect.>FUCK SUMMONINGCorrect.>FUCK DSOCorrect.>FUCK FOLK METALCorrect.>AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!Correct.
>>123467307You good man? like honestly
>>123467338We hate black metal and zoomers here.
>>123467288I could get on board with this
>>123467252I don't think you can even heem your own dick.
I'm drunk listening to Leviathan.
>>123467307Incorrect.
>>123467471love that album, lads
If i wear kpop merch to black metal shows how many high fives will i get
>>123467567Prepare to get heemed
>>123461736Bleak as fuck Fudge Tunnelcore
Antaeus - Flesh Ritual
>band announces new album online>they like their own post
none of you ever call my posts basedfuck yall
>>123461543Some dude made that comment on rym, but i never found any solid source on that. Having said that, the guitar playing in fractal possession sounds alot like Fas so i wouldn't rule it out.>>123461416>Nachthymnen was their only worthwhile record and it's still just a 6/10. The rest was all tryhard shit for posers. I totally stopped following Abigor after they jumped on the dissocrap bandwagonSeethe cuck faggot, abigor is pure kino. Pic related fucks your mom
>>123466320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62DlNUHhSKk
Why is this guy so overrated?
>>123467943Literal who
>>123467946Seven bolded albums. Better than Burzum.
>>123467943He makes hipster metal, and if you like that kind of shit he's decent at it. So it's more normie and accessible for higher ratings.It's almost like RYM is a popularity contest rather than any indicator of quality.
>>123467943>atmoblack in 2024
>>123467943>non-binary vocalistListening!
>>123467943He's not. Makes some good noise does our fella.
>>123468110What a chad right?
>>123468170Correct. We love and respect our non-binary metal vocalists here (who all seem to be into black metal, what an odd coincidence!)
>>123468198He's a tranny, not non-binary.
>>123467943It's "safe" ""underground"" bm. Nobody listens to it, but it is perceived that you could without tarnishing your snowflake rep. That's why it gets shilled as signalboost against "unsafe" bm by people who would go into a 48 hour ritualistic crying session if they ordered an album and find something too edgy on the albumart they didn't expect.
>>123467887it was definitely him, also that NEDXXX album
>>123468269So what I'm hearing is everything else he's touched is better than Abisnore
Why would you listen to black metal when there is doom
>>123468292>Abisnorewym Fas is better but abigore has some amazing stuff
>>123468302Because I don't want the music to put me to sleep out of boredom. And I'm not in my 60s.
>>123468302give me some fast blasty doom
>>123462390Teemu's bored to death playing his boom 'n' roll.
>>123468302I like blast beats
>>123461267Real men listen to war metal.
>>123468387>the "real man" in questionSo true sister, so true.
>>123468339Cringe
>>123461267wtf I hate Nails now
Fenreddit is hated here. V*rg too.
>>123468403Baphotrans lost, Christian metal won
>>123468403Still looks like Faust to me
>>123468907>their worst album>decent 8He really is shit for metal.
>>123468923Incorrect.
>>123461736The greatest USPM record ever made
>>123468981And it still sucks!
>>123468992be nice, it’s the best genre to come out the states
Christian metal reigns supreme
>>123468403Archgoat isn't exactly war metal, as there aren't any war themes involved. More like bestial BM.
>lyrics are insignificant>I suddenly stop listening to music because of dogshit lyricsChildren of Bodom lyrics just make me dislike the songs and the music is great. And it doesn't help that the vocal melodies are nothing special. Shit isn't even saved by the singer
>>123463323Love A Sorcerer's Pledge.
Post comeback albums that were pretty good actually.
>>123469179Forgot album
>>123469179At the gates - At war with reality
Post ice cream truck riffs NOW
>>123469205Because... I just fucking hate this world
I bet you faggots would call my lyrics reddit
>>123468333at least he has something to play
>>123469214fucking good bait m8
>>123469265>lyricsNot music. >>>/lit/ >>>/lgbt/
>>123461736Been dozing drunk all night listening to Leviathan.
HOLY SHIT
>>123469379Hmmm.
>>123468292he was busy wrangling PK's ideas. listen to Satanized to see what happens when TT isn't around to arrange PK's songs
>>123469179
>>123469179this and Scars of the Crucifix are underrated
>>123469379I LIKED IT TOO
>>123468292https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Cthulhu/Hallucinations_at_the_Mountains_of_Madness/896665
>>123469371Did this after massive conspiracy against life was posted. That might be my favorite from him and his whole discography is pretty solid
If i see the words RUSSIAN BLACK METAL i automatically assume ASS BAD garbage not even listening to
>>123469362shitter
>>123469504This except American instead of Russian
>>123469536This except what was originally said
>>123469551This except what was said in response to the original
>>123469179The comeback is still his best material probably.
>>123469687>>123469687>>123469687New!
>>123461789isn't the ffdp singer an out of shape alcoholic?
>>123469690omg he's literally me
>>123466679>>123466987>>123467549>>123469676Best blastings of the thread
So Nile is coming to my city in a couple of weeks, how is their live performance, should I low my expectations?
