Random art on my computer edition OLD:>>123563154FAG:https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
more like this?
>>123575005
List of reddit bands that are despised here:
>>123575151so what metal does 4chan listen to? Just NSBM and babymetal I'm assuming.
>>123575163Jute Gyte, Ad Nauseam, Deathspell Omega, First Fragment, Ehnahre, and Gorguts.
Adam Kalmbach
>>123575151Most of those are beloved and respected here. Especially Iron Maiden.
Is Heckboy in the house
>>123575203based. i also love Anaal Nathrakh
>>123575224héctor killed himself because his posts sucked
Grand declaration of war is weird
Danzig is extremely short
>>123575276BM is not for normal people. Take a hike.
>>123575151Correct. We do not listen to or post about any of reddit's preferred bands.
I am wandering tourist, can i rest here a bit
>>123575363Only if you can name 5 Burzum songs.
Do we post about Burzum here?
Fag Fagernes is mocked and despised here.
>>123575379I don't seem them on the list, so yes
simple as
Blasting?!?!?!
>>123575427
>>123575151>Manilla RoadReddit has some fine taste, I see.
>>123575381Delete this.
>>123575429I used to like manilla road but then I found out they were stoners.
>>123575427I like Drowning the Light.
>>123575379No.>>123575381Correct.
I WILL NEVER PUT MY SWORD DOWNI WILL NEVER RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY
>>123575445Through the Noose of Existance
>Manilla RoadBeloved and respected here. Up there with Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath.
>>123575463A quality release from Asgard Musik.
>>123575490More like Ass-gard amirite? xD
Asgard from Italy is fucking great. Top tier old school speed metal.
>>123575238Based if true
>>123575506Correct.
Let's get this thread pumpinggggggg
What's the worst cover art you've ever seen on a good album?
>>123575623
>>123575623i've listened to devourment's first album about two hundred times but the cover is unspeakably awful, can't post it because it's too hardcore for 4chan
>>123575515>1000x1000
>>123575645>The original cover art supposedly featured only Eddie and a few monks behind him but the band manager Rod Smallwood felt it looked empty, so he hired someone from IronMaiden.com to design characters surrounding Eddie using the program Poser.Fitting name.
>>123575667I just noticed the dancing baby standing on the side of the un-textured wolf.
>>123575361>MglaAssociated with the sketch pedofile Mikko Aspa>Deathspell OmegaThe project of the sketch pedo Mikko Aspa>DrudkhNationalist Nazis and associated with DTB. Sketch>InquisitionSketch pedo band.>AbsuSketch, has nazi members. >Destroyer 666Once had Shane Rout, a nazi associated with DTB.>ObsequiaeAssociates with Nazi band Vothana and associated with bootlicker nazi Kenny Vu.
>>123575692>Associates with Nazi band VothanaThis is the worst one on the list. Inexcusable.
>>123575667I honestly think this is one of their best cover arts. Absolutely insane that they went with the other one.
>>123575738You mean besides being inexcusably bad music
>>123575749Mgla is worse.
SUP DEVILS
>>123575646You wimp, what are you doing listening to death metal? Made by the same guy that made the Been Caught Buttering cover.His photographs are good in general.
>>123575692Very problematic. I'll log in and let them know. Thanks, kind stranger.
What's some good metal to listen to while watching Jdawg's video's on mute and furiously jacking off?
>>123575815Nothin' but the 'tish will scratch that itch, brah brah!
>>123575815Havohej - Dethrone the Son of God
>>123575820>>123575825I'll listen to these both at the same time. Thanks!
>>123575815jute gyte, enhare, the list goes on
>>123575780it's not even grotesque or shocking, just fucking ugly, at least the been caught buttering cover has its style
https://youtu.be/ZD9ogWs4VeA?si=n2qUvbJ-CIReW6RW
J-dawg reviewing Anon's demo.
No stillness out here - a dreamHere where the moon rules - a dreamI hate these woodsWhere there is no dangerNo wolfNo bearNo trollBreathesNo evil spiritsNothingBreathesOnly the night and me - only the night and meA night I shall journeyTo Hell
>>123575910>It's ok as a background listen, but would I personally go out buy a physical copy? No.
>>123575815Deicide and Krisiun
>>123575820>>123575825>>123575858>>123575982Playlist title: Jacking it to J-dawg
>>123575815The Dark Funeral debut album.
>>123576059YOU ARE BEWITCHED!
>>123576082
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123576082AHH!!!
>>123576082*casts a circle of protection in your path*
Good album, worth listening
>Ctrl+f>wiggerslam>0 resultsGuess all the wiggers are too busy having sex rn
>>123576394I refuse to listen to black metal from new york
>>123575199Listened to as a joke here.
>>123576664Correct.
AiC
>>123576749
>What even is NSBM? If the riffs are triumphant, it's NSBM. Simple as. Triumphant black metal riffs inherently channel the Hitlero-Wagnerian spirit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajdu_ywLc6M
Frigid riffs > triumphant riffs
>>123576838I TRANS HEART GETTING ASS RAPED WHILE LISTENING TO SARGIEST AS IMMIGRANTS FLOOD MY COUNTRY WITH FILTH,BUT IM BASED DOE SO I LEAVE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE COMMENTS ABOUT THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET THE MASSES TO DEPISE THEM THROUGH GAINING POLITICAL CONNECTIONS ON THE RIGHT
>>123575415based
>>123576838>nsbm >riffs
>>123576890>>123576838https://voca.ro/1bOhaaHAoxGGDying of aids while listening to sargiest is the prefered way of death here
Is there a worse YT channel?
>>123576954There was that one Canadian faggot that almost joined Dragon Force but then pussied out but I forget his name
>>123576968Wow, how embarrassing.
>>123576997KWAB
>>123576997For both parties.
>>123576838This is worthless garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0KR3ou-4bE&t=47Even the poorest spite extreme wing material is leagues ahead
>>123575445Not metal
>>123575445Fat
>>123576552name a more evil place
>>123576968we love stevie t here
>>123577071The republic of the congo
>>123577079voodoo cannibal black metal sounds kvlt as fvkk
6:00 is a better opener than Pull Me Under
benton, glen
I like shit that sounds FUCKED UP
Simone Simons on my deeck rn
NBBMN is close lads......I can feel it in my bones
>>123577589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvalS4bRp7A&t=4
>>123577704Nice
>>123575825I knew Paul Ledney posted on 4chan.
>>123577693where did 2024 go bros
>>123575991I'll actually make this a playlist. I need song reccs (oc nunslaughter and cianide are going in too).
>>123577726I remember when paul ledney went on a 30 minute rant about blacks and blurted out his and exposed his obession with obese womens feet and ankles
>metalcore is popular againI'm surprised /metal/ and "correct" fags aren't seething more.
>>123577808We don't care. We listen to what we want. If you like nu metalcore I honestly dgaf.
>>123577808We love that shit here thougheverbeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKkBvFZy6gEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKkBvFZy6gEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKkBvFZy6gE
Lorna Shore are pretty great.
>>123577693it's cancelled this year (and for all future years)
>>123577857>/metal/ is too ded these days for /nbbmn/Very grim.
Travis Ryan and his vocal consequences have been a disaster for metal
Pussy metal
BORN DEAD TO THIS BOARDTO SEETHE AND COPE IN AGONY
Check out the mammaries on this lass.
>>123577906Looks fucking gay
>>123577915yeah cover is shit but it sounds goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ9GDHg9H3k
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726124115129071.webm
>>123577925Sure buddy whatever you say
>>123577865He's insanely good.
>>123575415>2 based albums>2 cringe albums
>>123575427Mornin' /meal/
>>123577844I like coreshit but lorna shore fucking suck
>>123577589Tootey Fruity Jutey
>>123576997>zoomers
I have autism and I like black metal
Immolation - Harnessing Ruin
>>123578446Brat?
>>123578446Great cover but is this sono however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr8Jk6O_nnY&t=1300sOUGH
>>123578419bro is almost 40
>>123575667Am I dumb or wasn't the cover they settled on full of placeholders? Like the guy had just whipped something up he'd improve later, but they shipped it as the final version.
Saxon chads….RIIIISE!!!
>>123579373I'm trans btw.
>>123579373why the FUCK do they have 28 albums
>>123579528They just never stopped, one of the few classic acts to keep chugging along making good distinctly their own stuff rather than sell out or spiral into self parody
>>123579567Like a sissy Motörhead kinda
HEIL
>>123579685HEIL KING DIAPER CLOWN
>>123579698The King sends most other metal acts home on a stretcher, brah brah
>>123575427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Dz_IjpUPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Dz_IjpUPMHoly shit!
most mediocre metal band?
>Wintersun - Fields Of Snow (Official Lyric Video)What did Jari mean by this?
Take what small comfort there may be leftSeize what you love and damn all the restPanem, circenses, credulous dissentThe Gadarene charge into endarkenmenthttps://youtu.be/OwG0J78ibMw?si=0RSuvVj_CvEep5lU
>>123577865It’s just deathcore vocals
>>123575692Zoom zoom zoom
Sometimes you just want some good riffsloppa
>>123575276I personally couldn’t get into it
>>123575427>
>>123580643Makes sense that it’s a hectorian favorite
are most metal cover arts ai now
>>123580760I’d have a preschooler scribble with crayons before I used AI
>>123580624Deathcore vocalists imitate him, not the other way around. The original deathcore vocal style was stereotypically just low and highs like on old Suicide Silence, Bring Me The Horizon, and Job For a Cowboy, and often also had a more hardcore, yelling kind of tonality, for example in old I Declare War or Whitechapel. https://youtu.be/S0R1NAAWMUQ?si=IMXypzW63B-Z2FmdCattle Decapitation started doing tunnel throat (which is really just a kind of tongue positioning), car brake type stuff, a certain guttural style also popular in brutal death metal, and some melodic, nasally and moaning stuff. Cattle Decapitation has been around for longer than deathcore, although they initially had a different sound and if I recall correctly had some members of The Locust, which is a much more ugly, prog-punk kind of band. Travis Ryan's vocal style is more active and intentional than most early deathcore, similar to when Lord Worm was in Cryptopsy, although they don't do the same kind of vocals exactly.https://youtu.be/szOlMfoN-jU?si=s7IYieXm1h-F6erK
I really like the lyrical themes of Grand Declaration of War.>As you finally die, you will eventually have lost more by not living by the sword than what you lose in death
melodeath?https://voca.ro/1dBd4Bz96cyL
>>123580039pantera
>>123580914>YOLO
>>123580781
I love epic DOOM so much
>>123581121They should play a benefit show for a disease so they can call it "The Cure For AIDS" or whatever.
What do you goons think of Gorephilia?I know they get compared to Morbid Angel a lot (for good reason), but a back-to-back listen shows the similarity isn't even close to striking. Gorephilia is heavier, more polished, and the sound is fuller.Personally I'd rather listen to picrel than many Morbid Angel. Come at me, bros.
>>123581028Correct. https://youtube.com/watch?v=312Sb-2PovA
>>123581390*any Morbid Angel
>>123581400Thanks for my daily dose of cringe, brother
>>123581390You could say any death metal sounds like morbid angel and you’d be right more than half the time. It doesn’t really mean anything
>>123581425Correct.
>>123581440Good point
>>123577034>this is worthless garbage>posts basically the same thing but with fewer riffs
Why haven't you listened to the greatest Finnish album of all time, Sanojesi äärelle by Horna?
>>123581553I like it but it's too fucking long and doesnt justify the length.
Help me metalbros>>123581436
>>>/v/688578170>>>/v/688578170>>>/v/688578170
>>123581553Sorry, I only listen to DM and war/bestial black metal. My T levels are too high for anything weaker.
>>123581594She has kids and I guess a companion/husbandGo find another, plenty of plants in the rice fields anon
>>123576954ButtBanger TV is definitely the worst I've seen
>>123580647This and Candlemass are the only good 80s doom
>>123576954jdawg
>>123579572Man of culture detected.
Is J-Dawg based or cringe?
>>123582125absurd levels of cringe
Remember when Painkiller was a "late career masterpiece"? It's now more than twice as old as Rocka Rolla was when Painkiller came out.
>>123582125He's cringe, but it's an endearing kind of cringe imo. I kinda like the dawg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMth3_iFDQThis is your appearance.Metal with harsh vocals claims another victim.
>>123582125unfathomablly based
>>123581534Nope, Spite Extreme Wings riffs (even the most melodic ones) have a very stern quality on how they are formed, IN CONSTRAST to sargiests fluctuating aimless melodies (which arent good enough to base songs around, Let alone ENTIRE ALBUMS)When i'm listening to sargiest i feel like i am pushed into a coffin filled with Needles filled with heroin and AIDS, Every mindless sugary riff pushing be closer to deathSargiest style sucks
>>123579545>>123579545well?
>>123582275>meaningless buzzwords: the post
>>123582309Google the words you don't understand, They have definitions for every word on there
>>123582242Melodic DM and power metal are gayer than that dude will ever be.
>>123581553>Why haven't you listened to the greatest Finnish album of all time, Not even the best Horna album. Sargeist is better. As well as SW, Behexen and Morgal, all better than any Horna album(yes I suffered through them quite a few times).That power chord sloppa is nowhere near greatest
>>123582295The Christian values aren't as much of a contradiction as you might think. The whole satanism thing in metal is mostly just theatrics, anyway. What's more cringe is the fact that, for most of those natsoc mouth-breathers, music is nothing more than an extension of their political ideology. I'm pretty sure that one nsbm faggot who never leaves this thread doesn't even like music.
>>123575128cool art, is the music any good?
>>123582374every band you named is slop. Finnblack is just a slop scene, sad to say.
>>123582353Not as gay as death and black metal and whatever you listen to.
>>123582473Incorrect. Power chord sloppa is artless garbage and we hate it here. Some Finnish albums are great, Moonsorrow is another great example, yet different.
>>123582571>Power chord sloppa is artless garbageSo is minor chord sloppa>Some Finnish albums are greatSure, it's just that most Finnblack is schlager trash
>>123582610>So is minor chord sloppaNo such thing. Harmony and functional tonality is a part of music, and has been an integral part of European tradition, ever since Baroque, renaissance and even before(was in development at the time)>Sure, it's just that most Finnblack is schlager trashCorrect. Given that most metal is trash. And Finns do have excess garbage. And hardly anything Kultur-tier.
>>123575427I hope these madlads put out one more album.
>>123582692>Harmony and functional tonality is a part of musicYes, but a lot of minor chord sloppa is non-functional harmony. I.e. spamming minor chords all over the neck, where no chord really reinforces another, so the overall feeling is stationary. A lot of norsecore has this problem, it becomes boring after a few minutes.
>>123582846>a lot of minor chord sloppa is non-functional harmony. I.e. spamming minor chords all over the neck, where no chord really reinforces anotherAtonal minor chord runs around the neck rarely happens in traditional black metal, black metal tends to be in a key, Taake for example never does thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aubbzKm2uJMIt is a functional harmony. The first D minor chord is followed by two major chords.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-vjrnPpzLEAs for Sargeist, they uses dyads most of the time.Sometimes Taake has power chord riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_wDCc1u9GgWhich then transitions into chord progression, so even power chord riffs are acceptable, in moderation.The atonal minor chord sloppa is Snorre's music basically.
>>123575427Here. Have my 6string reverse fret-less blast sir.
>>123575453I might be mistaken, but he seemed like a genuinely kind soul.
>>123582949I wouldn't call it atonal, but something like Dark Funeral embodies what I mean by non-functional. They'll have a progression like i-iii-vii-iv, where the relation between the chords isn't reinforced by a melody but rather the melody just outlines the different chords.Contrast that to like OE's Soulblight, where the theory is so 'correct' complete with diminished chords, it's almost ridiculous. I actually really like that aspect of the Norwegian bands.
First Fragment
>>123583161>something like Dark Funeral embodies what I mean by non-functional. They'll have a progression like i-iii-vii-iv,Yes, Dark Funeral has that kind of style, which is (mostly) non-functional, Dark Funeral also tends to be dissonant(king antichrist has minor seconds in melody). But not always.>OE's Soulblight, where the theory is so 'correct' Yes. It mostly is. Sometimes, like on the beginning of the last track 'Charge', they completely throw theory out of the window and play in Euronymous/Snorre's style. But Witchcraft I find Witchcraft more intricate and less playing around, both excellent in their own ways.
sounds about as bad as you could imaginehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9glOHT7V2d0
>>123575427I'll be honest lads I kinda prefer this album to Effigy of the Boregotten
why cant black people into metal
>>123583673we have wiggers instead
>>123583673>people
>>123579528worst part is, they're all fucking identical too
>>123583673they dont grow up with guitar focused music.
>>123583657The double bass is laughably bad
>>123575276Weirdness is what makes it 'good', however it's still weak because the weirdness doesn't always work, and spoken parts are dogshit.Wolf's Lair Abyss is fucking perfect. And Teloch era is even better. Picrel is all the worthwhile Mayhem that there is.
>>123583854doesn't bother met. Seven Churches and INRI enjoyer
I need to learn time management. I never time to practice guitar.
>>123583858It’s a very specific type of weird, like he had been hanging out with Garm too much. That carnival ride Norwegian quirkiness just isn’t for me bros. It will be French dissoshit for me
>>123584000>That carnival ride Norwegian quirkiness just isn’t for me bros.Not even Esoteric Warfare, Daemon or Wolf's Lair Abyss?
>>123583901Those albums are a lot better imo. INRI is in my top 10.
>>123584013No I like wolf’s lair abyss, it’s my favorite by them
Dawg finally heard Slaughter to GAYvail and goddamn that was worse than i thought it would be.
>>123584035>INRI is in my top 10.Honk honk
>>123582610Correct.
>>123584107Zero self awareness. Norway is the biggest clown of all
>>123575379Donkey Kong music
>>123584091We appreciate Slaughter to Prevail here
>>123584190>no uClassic honklery
>>123576153*you fail to cast
>>123584107Are you upset that anons aren't talking about Kultur or whatever bullshit you're autistically obsessing over?
>>123584203>classic cognitive dissonance
JUDAS PRIEST!!!
>>123584211>t.schizo>>123584226>classic no uThis is what creative bankruptcy causes: your ireedemable shit taste and lack of original thought.
>INRI is in my top 10.what's next, fart is my top 5?i thought /metal/ had good taste. oh well
>>123584269>i thought /metal/ had good taste. LOL.Ignore the power chord sloppa tourists and maybe, yes, we have some relatively intelligent posters, but this is 4chins after all kek
>>123584247You’re the laughing stock of the general. photoshopping some clown wigs and saying no u isn’t going to change that
>>123584369>saying no uQuite ironic top kek. Do you even think before you post?
>>123584391>a clown posting clown wigs>ironicYes
>>123584435Clown wigs on appropriate clown-figures, yeah.
>>123584457That’s not the ironic part moron. It’s that you’re the one posting it.
>>123581390Never heard of them. Listening to your pic now though
>>123584503Doesn't matter who's the poster, we are all Anonymous. Clown figures are mocked and despised here.
>>123584541>we are all Anonymous>posts the same albums and says the same shit every day>guys you have to treat me like an Anonymous!
>>123584564>posts the same albums and says the same shit every dayClownish lies as always
>>123583885100% accurate Wigger slammers rejoiceWe now have our origin story
and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii~feel a victoryover gravity
>>123580947This is nice
>>123583673My band has two black guys in it wdym
https://mega.nz/file/9YRHzIRI#eE6TqMzLlcSGkqa_d5MQy0ssqDq4_ihO3LKAGVK7sn8
Denial is the holy lawIn history I distrustConcrete chambers will fallLike lies turned to dustIt's gas and flames, the master planThe Holocaust is where it all beganIt's Talmud shouts despairAnd spreads this poison everywhereTalmud is hateTalmud is fearTalmud is warTalmud is deceitTalmud is obsceneTalmud is a whoreThe myth of the six millionThere never was a silent weaponNo chambers, no genocideBeware the call for sympathyDeception is their legacyI've made my choice1488!Anne Frank's tale is fabricatedNo tears for the weakHer diary is manipulationNow preying on the meekYou think your mind can still be freedI think you're fucking lost indeedShout out loud, here's where you beginFree me from the lies that blur the sin!Talmud is hateTalmud is fearTalmud is warTalmud is deceitTalmud is obsceneTalmud is a whoreThe target's fucking ZionistThe one I'd love to resistI'd expose them for their tricksBeware the call for unityDivision is their facilityI've made my choice1488!Israel is painIsrael is goreIsrael is the blood that is spilled in warIt's everythingIt's all things dreadIt's pulling down the trigger pointed at your head!The fear you should direct to themRevelation, Revolution,I see through their cracked illusion!The war on terror just drags alongMy truth it's growing strongIt's propaganda shouts despairAnd sends this virus everywhereTalmud is hateTalmud is fearTalmud is warTalmud is deceitTalmud is obsceneTalmud is a whoreThere is no fucking HolocaustThere never was a genocideNo chambers, no millions diedBeware the call for sympathyDeception is their legacyI've made my choice1488!
Immolation Albums Ranked!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQzMNRDJJ6Y
It leaked
>>123585220How is it?
>>123576394If this collective didn't think they could release multiple releases of worthwhile material every season, I'd probably pay them more attention. BM newfags are such generic-garbage littering faggots.
>>123585085Correct.
>>123585220Not even interested. They've been huffing their own farts since Hidden Histories.
>>123585220link?
>>123585085debunked
>>123585220Is there any actual metal on the album?
I'm physically unable to play guitar while sitting down
>>123585410I never play it standing up, partly because I do not have a strap
>>123585410Did you suffer an accident where you became permanently unparalyzed from the waist down?
>>123585543Keknah my torso is just too short, I'd have to adjust the strap so high I would look like those wankshitter tards while playing standing upAlso the guitar constantly slips on my legs except while playing in my underwear
Any of you went through the entire venom disco?
>>123585647I've never listened to anything after At War With Satan to be honest. Not a huge Venom fan, so that's as far as I cared to go since it covered the classic albums.
>>123585647I'm pretty sure most people who listen to Venom fall into 2 camps 1. Geezers who listen to it for nostalgic purposes 2. Dweebs who listen to it because they think it gives them more kvlt cred. Venom has aged like milk. This is not up for debate.
>>123585859Correct.
>>123585220good, we need a new diss track
>>123576954Fun fact this is literally the dude who coined the term wiggerslam
>>123584270best blasting
>>123583885>>123584764That's from DMU. Prozak strikes again
>>123585235Incredible desu, at least right up my alley. Considerably more prog than anything they've ever done, if you hated Tomb Mold's last record you will definitely hate this. imo better than Hidden History but marginally worse than Starspawn. Though very few things are as great as Starspawn so kinda unfair desu.>>123585284Soulseek >>123585403There is literally 0 ambient on this album if that's what you're scared of. Maybe 3 minutes total ambient on the second "tablet". Still it's more like Pink Floyd's idea of ambient than actual minimal ambient.
>>123585235If you like Death and Phil Collins, you'll love it!
>>123586071Which era of each? This is an important question.
>>123586107Symbolic and Duke
>>123586132Hard pass from me then.
Venom fucking sucks. Varg is always right.
>>123586171Varg sucks. There's not a single good black metal song
>>123586171If Venom is explosive diarrhea, Burzum is a large turd that tears your rectum on the way out.
SURROUNDED BY DISGUSTPOUNDED INTO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
Is Chuck Schuldiner Jewish?
>>123586213>>123586231Shalom
>>123586250Half Jewish from his Dad, so I don’t think he’d be let into the tribe
>>123586171Correct. We still have to hear even 1(one) example when Varg was wrong.
>>123586244Based!
>>123586264This is such a retarded copeLike every brown, gay, and trans person who listens to his music, I don't care about his Odinfaggotry or political ideology. His music just blows ass. Deal with it.
>>123586331>His music just blows ass. Deal with it.>t. power chord sloppa touristYour taste is iredeemable hot steaming shit so your opinion is validn't.
>>123585235Their Opeth-est album
>>123586367This nigga thinks playing the same note for 10 minutes is deep and artistic KEK
>>123586171>Varg is always right.How does he do it?
Metal would be better if it was just guitarist playing classical music straight from the sheet(or transcribing it first) instead of [unsuccessfully] attempting to write music on their own. Even imitation like Blackthorn did would significantly improve its quality. >>123586417Thank you tourist sister
>>123586367Don't you ever wonder why his music appeals to so many zoomers, women and low-T (literal) faggots? I mean, really think about it. Put all 5 of your brain cells together and ponder that shit.Hint: it's not just because it's edgy. There a loads of bands out there who are way edgier than Burzum.
>>123586432Thank you Paco
>>123586442>Don't you ever wonder why his music appeals to so many zoomers, women and low-T (literal) faggots? No, I don't wonder about your headcanons
>>123586418Didn't Varg say black metal is nagger music like 20 years ago? How do so-called Europeans (ignoring the Slavs, who are retarded) justify making and listening to black metal?
>>123586468>>123586468>>123586468New!
If you bring jargon over from other generals/boards can you stop doing that. We cultivate our own here
>>123586432Just listen to classical music at that point.Metal fits its own niche classical does not.
>>123586418Correct. We hate metal here and we listen to Deathspell Omega instead.
>>123586502>Just listen to classical music at that point.That's what I'm doing. I just like the sound of distorted guitars, drums and screechy vocals
>>123586432Can it Hector
>>123586462Go ahead and put your head in the sand if you want, bro. Whatever helps you cope.Your idol's music is embraced by the worst people on earth because it's whiny, mopey bullshit. It's basically emo music with an edge.
>>123586510>we listen to Deathspell Omega instead.Incorrect. Reddit band. >>123575361
>>123586530Correct. Every hipster had a Burzum shirt back in the day. It would be the only black metal band they listened to. Other baldfags remember this.
>>123586530>go ahead and not put your hand in my headcanon bro>burzum is so whiny bullshit, let me turn on that power chord sloppa right away>motorhead? that's the shit! >so proud of my 1% swedish ancestry so proud!!
>>123575692>>Deathspell Omega>The project of the sketch pedo Mikko AspaMikko didn't start death spell you mega tourist
