Varg hate edition
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Fuck Varg,.
Varg love edition.Old: >>124073915FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
VARG IS FUCKING GAY AND HAS FUCKING AIDS FUCK
Damn! That white boi cute!
Coming back to post about this. Currently in the middle of blasting it, holy LMFAO at the solos on this. Its total whiplash from AOTY tier metal to the most cringe inducing spoke word section back to some of the best guitar production riffs right into some guy literally just playing a random weedly scale overtop of said riff. I really want to love this, but man they really do just inject some pure cringe in for seemingly no reason at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqv8UM_g-GY
BLASTINGGG?
>Coming back to post about this. Fooling no one here Heckcel.
reign in blood is the most overrated classic thrash metal album, everything after the first two tracks is just a mind numbing blend of decent riffs overshadowed by shitty songwriting and some of Tom’s weakest vocals among their first 6 albums
>>124083038Nothing. It's ten in the morning.
>>124083010Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124082958Have you made an attempt to seek help for these delusions
>>124083043Effeminate brown hands typed this post
*objectively* peak of thrash metal.And it's not even close.
>>124083057Yeah, peak of shittiness.
>>124083057Correct.
>>124083021Varg will always be a great guy.
>solos = random weedly scaleYeah it's him
>>124083057First of all it's the first black metal album and second...lol, lmao even.
>>124083021 (OP)Based OP.
>>124083054Shalom
>>124083057CORRECT.>>124083079>first black metal albumPicrel, sorry that you're mentally damaged.
Alright I can't do it, I got all excited for that Ingurgitating Oblivion release, but the solos... holy fucking lolz what an absolute train wreck of an album. Its like someone made a fantastic piece of artwork, but then had someone else also come and throw some crayon stickmen on it randomly. What the FUCK were they thinking?https://youtu.be/WhMgx73rvmM?t=282https://youtu.be/WhMgx73rvmM?t=282https://youtu.be/WhMgx73rvmM?t=282https://youtu.be/WhMgx73rvmM?t=282https://youtu.be/WhMgx73rvmM?t=282
>>124083057based
>>124083097Post your opus right now. No more stalling.
>>124083111Stop responding to yourself to justify your continued garbageposting here.
>already samefagging xir own posts
>>124083055I’m white and medium masculine sorry
>>124083030>>124083097please stay, we need you here
>>124083057>mogged
>>124083131Diaperfill sucks
>>124083097HEIL
>>124083097This song sounds incomprehensible.
>>124083133I generally agree but horrorscope specifically is masterful
demon bitch
JUDAS FUCKING PRIESTTHE ORIGINATORS OF METALHEIL HALFORD
Anyways, I guess I blew my load too quickly thinking 2024 finally had something special to post about. >>124083150Its not really anything too crazy, itssomething like Mitochondria except with jazz breaks and really embarrassing lead work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OVOxBCZ_SA>>124083136PEAK METAL.
>>124083111I have given up on music. Everything has been done before. My new passion is art. Even made a DeviantArt. Mostly anime/furry stuff so far, based on the Doom Eternal universe.
>>124083057I both strongly disagree and love that album.
>>124083097It's on Willowtip records, you know it's going to have some nonsense to some degree
>>124083097Any updates on this year's chart? This general has been totally useless since almost every good poster left.
>>124083133So does Shatboring
>>124083038the last good sepultura album
>good thrash metal doesn't exi-
>124083201How fucking obvious can you be
any questions?
Lord Hector, post the music you made before you leave again.
>>124083258Are any of those re-issue bonus tracks good and why aren't they on a compilation
>*outriffs dissodiaper*
Just bought my first guitar, how do I start? :)
>>124083286Buy a bunch of pedals.
>>124083258Yeah, actually. Between what hours does your retirement home allow internet access?
>>124083038some literal who Hungarian blackit's ok
i did NOT think it was possible but i have found a gothic metal band active in 2024 that i actually like
>>124083315Which is?
>>124083286literally anything then realize it's way fucking harder that you thoughtand then you stick with it because you aren't a fucking bitch...right?
>>124083322unto others
>>124083322Burzum (NEW)
>>124083258Why are you listening to the butchered remaster?>>124083279The studio recordings are essential, but they're randomly scattered across the titles, instead of within the appropriate sessions.
>>124083258>If you'll just tuuuuurn onnnn yooour liiiiight
Still until to this day I can't decide if this is a joke or what. This is legit a shit tier album and I like Incantation.
Barely metal, but has anyone seen Anvil live recently? If so how were they? I could go and it's pretty cheap but if they're just another sad bunch of guys who should've retired I may just skip.
>>124083029>varg wearing a von shirtUSBM confirmed trve
>>124083375anvil are definitely metal, one fag may call them diapershit but they are metal shit
>>124083258>WHEEEN THE NIGHT COMES DOWN>AND I'M HERE, ALL ALONE!!!!!!!
I love Bolt thrower so much it's unreal.
hector's done with metal? i called it 6 months ago.
>>124083400I mean fair, I'm just in the deep end with all sorts of tech and other shit that they feel comparatively light lmao.
>anvil are definitely metal
>>124083409we hate bore snorer here
>>124083413Let's be nice here, they might be a bit cringe by modern standards but their influence on the development of metal was huge.
>>124083201Not really, Blood Incantation is still reddit metal that thinks generic OSDM is progressive if you play some prog rock and space ambient before the alopecia riffs come on, Pyrrhon still can't write anything coherent. I was genuinely excited enough to want to post about it here when I first clicked on the Ingurgitating release, but alas its a disappointment. I've been busy digging through the more aggressive black/death albums lately because of my ever increasing obsession with Teitanblood's Death album. The layering is just so insane on that album... actual studio genius. Pic related is all that sorta stuff, although I think I've posted about most of it in the past already. Ain't too much under the metal sun I haven't already blasted I guess. Along with the topic of increased interest in aggression, an interesting album I previously dismissed as a meme has been seeping into my mind more and more lately... and that is Valis by Mastery.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkStxVoUCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkStxVoUCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkStxVoUCsPure chaos, pure aggression, frantic, manic, jagged, sharp, in your face, unrelenting, noisy, cacophonous mayhem. Antaeus and Katharsis having nothing on this.
>>124083375I was thinking about seeing them in December, but I probably wont go
Alright, enough joking around...https://youtu.be/4GPFduVKuEg?si=dJuKoLk0llkwO7z4
>>124083373dont try to understand MA reviews, you'll hurt yourself
>>124083431No, it wasn't. They were bums who couldn't sell out a phone booth. A pathetic movie got made praising them for never giving up their dream. Then came the sympathy sex.
There never has been, nor will there ever be, a better guitarist than Yngwie Malmsteen.
>>124083510Mogged.
>>124083445Yeah I've only got a few days to decide. In fairness 30€ isn't bad and I'd get to check them to the list of bands I've seen but something about aging metal bands makes me wary. Maybe it stems from seeing Megadeth couple of years back and just how fucking sad Dave's vocals were but yeah.>>124083468I never talked about commercial success you fucking retard. If anything them still being out there touring is a miracle by how they fucked their promos and finances multiple times. But that has nothing to do with inspiring basically the entire 80s thrash generation.
>>124083521ULTRA BASED
>>124083436>Mastery - Valis>Similar Artists: Jute Gyte, Krallice, Liturgy
>>124083422Thanks for the input, poser.
>>124083542Has nothing to do with Jute Gyte, Krallice, or Liturgy. Listen to the actual music for once you sad retard. This is why /metal/ is such a fucking disgrace, literally no music: the general.
LOL he is getting mad.
>Has nothing to do with Jute Gyte, Krallice, or Liturgy.So it is not a tranny band for once?
>>124083526>But that has nothing to do with inspiring basically the entire 80s thrash generation.They have nothing to do with that, you zoomer mongoloid.
>>124083292and most importantly: do NOT learn how to use them properly
>>124083585Well you've bamboozled me before and I'm listening to something else atm
>>124083592
>>124083521why are his eyes bulging out wtf?
>>124083610Obviously whatever I like you won't, that is a given, never reply to me again.
Synarchy
I like this solo, my AOTY so farhttps://youtu.be/cOGHkGGXlfE&t=420
>>124083633>Obviously whatever I like you won't, that is a givenYeah same for every sane person, as you're the only guy who enjoys rolling in turds.Shame you're not actually dead this general was vaguely usable.
immolation sucks
obituary rules
>>124083648>another wall-of-noise dissoslop bandyup, that's an ick
>>124083526I'm almost glad I got dragged along to Wacken last year so I could witness one of the rare occasions where Megashit was actually decent live in the current year.Even had Friedman with them for the Rust in Peace stuff.Never going to see another concert of theirs, they will never be able to top that one.
>>1240835217/0 at best
>>124083654Correct.>>124083668Incorrect.
>>124083680that's the highest anybody could rate yangwie's music, true
>>124083673thank you for your input poser sister
>>124083633Why are you so desperate to be liked. And that's not true
>>124083698Incorrect.
>>124083673thank you for your input concert-going chad
>>124083649If he stays, do you promise to leave?
>>124083721You can't be right all the time.
>>124083732I hadn't been here for months until a couple weeks ago so sure, I'll leave you to simp over your online bf with shit taste in dissoslop.
>>124083720If you dig along deeper in the Hecklore, you will realize he has been desperate for acceptance for most of his life.
>>124083735Incorrect.;)THE SCOURGE OF IRONLASH THEMRIP THEIR SKIN
>>124083735Correct
>>124083673Such a shame because if Dave would let go of his ego a bit(never going to happen) and hired another vocalist, the band could go on for 10-15 more years. He's still a great guitarist and the musicianship was definitely the highlight when I saw them.
This is the single most insane howl in all of metal, https://youtu.be/-W_mFmV6i0A?t=367 NSK is the peak of metal vocalist to the point even Mikko looks third rate in comparison. Another highlight is the entire ending section of Burning In Damnation Fires https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=488, actually pure lunacy. Imagine listening to that and still pretending like 90's baldcuckery such as David Vincent still belong in the conversation for best metal vocalist. Its such a brutal fucking mogging across an entire genre like never seen before, NSK is the KING of metal vocals https://youtu.be/6QkAryDjWZk?t=206
Sheitanblood sucks and so does Dikko Asperger
What is it about dissoshit that attracts so many fart-huffing pseuds?
>>124083786sounds like a tranny screeching when they can't get their dose of HRT
>>124083812It's for posers too dumb to listen to actual intellectual music
>>124083812You asked that in that other retarded thread a while ago
>>124083786It's not bad but it doesn't sound convincing like MkM for example.
>>124083773>He's still a great guitarist
>>124083720>And that's not trueYou wish.>Why are you so desperate to be likedI don't even know who you are
>>124083847Ok ok maybe overshooting a bit but there are far worse guitarists in his age bracket.
>>124083786You really have never listened to much metal if this is your idea of best lmao
he is not the same since mcdohl killed himself
>>124083856He had like 60 years to learn the fucking guitar and he's still a complete shitter.
>>124083852
>>124083845>MKMHes not really that good to me, monotonous and lacks variation. I don't see the argument for him being good, hes not even better than the Katharsis vocalist. Let alone as good as the top vocalists like the duo from Swallowed, Mikko, Attila, or obviously as mentioned before : NSK. I don't even think he beats out someone like Adam who isn't exactly a vocalist icon to me https://youtu.be/lBlJ52_MLyo?t=750>>124083864Name something else then, I'll wait.
>>124083864ofc he hasn't listened to much metal. the fagboy has admitted he doesn't even like the genre. you are conversing with a textbook poser.
FIGHT LIKE A TITLE HOLDERSTAND LIKE A CHAMPIONLIVE LIKE A WARRIORAND NEVER LET THEM BREAK YOU DOWN
>>124083436>The layering is just so insane on that album... actual studio geniusWhat kind of layering is that?
>>124083924MkM is convincing though which is why I mention him. Some others with more variation:Arioch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72MoT6NSQzADaniel corchado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtAXYfNhaks
NEW FOUND GLORY
>>124084111HEIL
The Katharsis vocalist would actually be pretty top tier, except he pushes it too hard sometimes and loses the edge in favor of sounding almost comedic in effect. Small moments like that really pull the wind out of the sails of any metal, in those cases I might even suggest a less ambitious vocalist would be preferable since they remains a background sound. Dodsengel's vocalist for instance turns about half of their songs into a comedy act, much more preferable would be to have a boring plug and play member like MKM at that point. Not that the Katharsis guy is that bad, just that he has small bad moments that cross the line to almost cringe sometimes. >>124084042Vocal layering in particular, but also all the guitar feedback they have playing at the same time, might also have some chorals in the background. Its really what gives Tetianblood their franic and hail of bullets feeling that other war shital bands miss completely. >>124084065Idk, just calling it "convincing" isn't very convincing. The Funeral Mist guy is much better than MKM for sure, it might just be how hes used in the band, but I don't find him able to completely drive a song like the Katharsis vocalist or Nordmann from Kaevum can. Good, but just not unique or forceful enough. Same really with the Chasm vocalist, good, but not like allstar stuff where he could save a terrible song just from his performance alone.
>>124083373What don't you like about it
>>124083038
>>124084224Infernal storm shits all over anything they released before that except for their demos. Diabolical conquest is a boring piece of shit, their worst release in that time period.
>>124084309>>124084224>>What don't you like about it>x bad, y good!/metal/ "discussion"
>>124084309lmao you must be joking. diabolical conquest is one of the greatest dm albums of all time. infernal storm is some haphazard shit they threw together in the studio out of a label obligation.
>>1240843264chan** discussion
I feel kinda bad that I don't really like Blaze Bayley because he's a cool dude who genuinely loves metal but his music just does nothing for me.
>>124084332>>124084309>ur wrong. y bad, x good!Another fantastic /metal/ baldcuck conversation. So this is the high quality posting I ruin according to the general beta orbitors, kek.
this is some serious cope, lmaoing@you
The sign of a super high IQ is spending your weekend in a internet imageboard you hate
The sign of ultra mega high IQ is spending your entire life posting about someone you hate.
you motherfuckers legit piss me the fuck off, I have to contain my rageunironically
Another H victory kek
>>124084172Also I find Antaeus to be a band that is better live, so stage presence comes into it as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79Or1MsKB0
>>124084374unironically how do I square scoring high on an official IQ test with wasting my life in this shitholewhy am I like this
>>124084172>except he pushes it too hard sometimesI don't hear that. He's consistently savage.>Vocal layering in particular, I shall listen to Teitanblood again, it was run of the mill war metal on my first listen.
this kills the poserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4t5qqdP7As
Metal.
>the chad that eloquently sums up his opinion with "it was good/bad"vs.>the virgin who writes a novel of pretentious drivel like he's on the MA forums that no one reads
>the chad redditor who still uses this meme format unironically in 2024>the virgin 4chan user who still uses this meme format while talking about hating reddit and redditors every day
>>124084523My HDS is starting to kick in
>>124084523name a website that's better than 4chan other than tiktok
>>124083038Just blasted Kultur followed by Taste Our German Steel! followed by Following the Voice of Blood on my run. Fall is for Black Metal
>>124084554Implying you weren't out of breath by the time you got to the mailbox muchless the duration of those albums
>>124084193>>124083944Popper desperately wants some attention
gimme shit like this i've been blasting it for like 2 weeks i need new stuff
>>124084554kultur is so fucking good
>>124084664Kaevum - Kultur
>>124084420>I don't hear that. He's consistently savage.An example is right here https://youtu.be/y6qYZfKBugw?t=503, or here https://youtu.be/y6qYZfKBugw?t=892begins to sounds like a high pitch effeminate sequel rather than anything I would declare as "savage". Now I wouldn't state it as album or song ruining (unlike in the Dodsengal vocalist example), but its a case of pushing something a tiny bit too far that it begins to get that a touch of that overdone parody-like effect.Here's the thing, I understand how and why it happens, and its very hard to stop or really know its happening. When you are putting yourself out there to have variation, develop your own style, and put emotion in - these things will occur. Its easy to focus on just mastering one boring plug-and-play growl or whatever, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. Even Attila has his bad moments, its bound to happen sometimes, and especially if you are attempting to have that great variation or unique flair. When you reach for a greater height, you risk a greater embarrassment. > it was run of the mill war metal on my first listen.Seven Chalices is pretty close to run of the mill war shital, and the last album The Baneful Choir is closer to normal as well. Its really the album "Death" that you should be blasting, is the first track Anteiferno doesn't convince you then the ending of Burning in Damnation Fires will.
This is a Ramones general. Basado.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4No one would give this much shit nowadays to record a videoclip. Fuck yall.
>>124084691Guess you have to open the youtube links in a new tab, first one is at 12 seconds into Kross Fyre, and the other is 36 seconds into VVytchdance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjiTzVyXRFEthis kills the bmcel
>>124084682yes my fellow brown man
>>124084726>>124084795basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4
>>124084726>>124084816Not metal.
>>124084682>>124084804Hails from Brazil
>>124084822>>124084804Whoops, meant to reply to >>124084726 >>124084795
FU MANCHUsimple as
>>124083387Both had AUTISTIC BLOOD
>This is a Ramones general.
>kaevumsister HATES being reminded what skin color they arelmao
https://youtu.be/sF4v4bkowNU
>>124084846haha guitar go vroomvroom
>>124084363I saw him earlier this year doing an Iron Maiden set. He was excellent, but deserves a better band. Did a meet & greet right up until it was his stage time. Not the Ozzy £500 version, but a table at the merch for free. He's a good man.
>>124083786>This is the single most insane howl in all of metalActually it's thishttps://youtu.be/6L31biyQXUo?feature=shared&t=74
>>124084860Empanada RIFFS
THEBLACKFUCKINGDAHLIAMURDERLET'S FUCKING GO
>>124084881Ishahn is literally the worst BM vocalist to exist, why the FUCK would you post him as a showcase for vocals? Also I never knew Emperor had a literal rock n roll riff on ITNSE, thanks for showing me another piece of cringe for my disneydisgrace collection, holy fucking kek. Ishahn and Hasjarl meeting up for the next rock n roll classic of all time?
>>124084924It's a mercyful fate cover lass, why do you think the nosecuck also fellates that shit all the time?
>>124084924>Also I never knew Emperor had a literal rock n roll riff on ITNSEIt's a bonus track that's a cover of Gypsy by Mercyful Fatehttps://youtu.be/iafUuDTPaqc?feature=shared&t=80
>>124084860looks like gelato's bandmates also are his best costumers
King Dogshit and David Dogshit harmonized vocalsIshahn for the rock n roll riffsHasjarl for blues solosLemmy on bassGorgoroth's punkfaggot drummerPeak 0% metal, 100% cringe
hector being a nu-male redditor is so fucking funny to me. it explains everything: the rym tourism, the smug sense of self-importance, the onions “analysis” of a genre he doesn’t understand, it’s all there
>>124084924>seethes over one of the seminal 2nd wave black metal bands>can't recognize that they covered one of the the most venerated metal bandsthese are the tourists that we have to deal with in this shit general
>>124084975he listens to metal like he's doing a book report kek
>>124084975I don't remember being a 90's/80's reddit tourist like yourself though?
>>124084980>DA CLASSICZ MANEPure and utter reddit moment. Reminder that Mercyful Fate and Emperor are beloved and cherished by reddit.
>"I HATE REDDIT" - says tourist who has the exact same opinion and taste as shreddit does/metal/ moment.
>>124084975The funniest thing is that he even has positive karma
>>124085002reddit also leaves eating food and breathing. fucking cringe! better stop doing that too. you're not a faggot redditor are you?
Hasjarl on his musical influences (direct quotation):>I am, so to speak, only influenced by Metal, and more precisely by Black Metal, Dark Death Metal and some old Heavy Metal bands. Some bands I worship are Marduk, Ulver, Abigor, Rigor Mortis/Immolation, Mayhem, Arcturus, old Katatonia, Morbid Angel, Immortal, Bal-Sagoth, Limbonic Art, and the very first Helloween and Metal Church albums.
>>124084984kek, got 'emin fact those band had to be banned because redditors couldn't stop talking about them, so they came here.
>>124085032ULTRA BASED
>>124085032Pretty based taste desu. Too bad his own music sucks.
>>124085023>So what if I walk like a duck, talk like a duck, and act like a duck? >I'm actually a woman you chud!Bullshit, /metal/ is literally and non-figuratively pure reddit. The baldcuck who posts here shares the literal exact same taste and opinions as shredditors do. Objectively proven by their charts being the same as the slop promoted as "da classicz mane" by 4channelers./Metal/ should be renamed to /shreddit/
>/Metal/
>>124085059this whole board has generally had the same tourist taste as reddit but pretends to be superior for some reason
>>124085067>Hector, Hector I'm over here, talk to me
The veganism seems to have further rotted away what little brain he had left.
>>124084984>>124085002All that shit (at least anything older) was popular before Reddit and will be popular after Reddit. Fuck off.
>>124085054reddit is based for banning the same 20 bands being discussed over and over again. it's why this place blows. imagine if burzum was banned from discussion here. the norsecuck would commit suicide and all the tourists would evaporate.
>>124085100>reddit is based for banning the same 20 bands being discussed over and over again.Correct.
>>124085096>I was a redditor before reddit existed
>>124085140I was alive and listening to metal before reddit existed, unlike you.
>>124085165>I was alive and listening to metal before reddit existed, unlike you.
Summoning krvsty
>only person itt confirmed to have a Reddit account calling everyone else Redditors
>>124085179I did laugh that he only showed back up as soon as I left (or at least only put on his trip), same thing with N*gro.
Music
Diaperbros...
>This album they keep talking about has a message that triggers my neurotic paranoia>What can I do to convince people to not listen to it? What do the people who this album is made for not like?...hmmmm...Non-Whites! >"Hey, you don't want to listen to this, otherwise you're non-White! You don't want to be non-White do you, go---guys? No of course notYour highest average IQ rhetoric, sir
>>124085231>your average Deicide fan is either a low t obese baldcuck or a literal teenage tiktok female
>>124083038love these riffs so much
>>124083038Black Curse, everything OSDM wished it was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzMfiXu_Ug
>>124085321riffs?
>>124085321
Any Chucky from Child'd Play metal
>>124085321horna is the Great Value brand of black metal
>>124085315same t levels regardless kek
>>124085454I thought that was Dark Funeral's red album era though?
>>124085465>>124085454Cannibal Corpse for death metalAnthrax for thrash
>>124085465there's a lot of bargain bin-tier bands that get posted here
>>124084924the best part of this post wasnt that he didn't recognize the mf track , but that he correctly judged that it was rock and not metal while thinking it was made by emperordiaperbros, your response?
Metal for this IQ level?
>>124085617Deicide. Post-opticon
>>124085617black metal
>>124085617Jungle Rot
>>124085617FFDP and similar wannabe Pantera retards
>>124085269They expect you not to notice.
>>124085705Terachad here.If you said this in my presence, I'd make you eat those words.
>>124085002>>124084984The worst part of being an oldfaggot is that you know this used to be /metal/'s taste, too. Not just that, but /metal/ used to have lots more discussion about genres like European power metal, stoner metal, sludge, melodeath, just general stuff that people now think they're too cool to listen to. Metal discussion is much less varied here than it used to be. This thread, and /mu/ in general used to be great for finding new music. Now it's just shitposting, purity testing, and posting the same handful of bands for weeks at a time.Two things happened. First, and I know this kills them to hear it, /pol/fags shit up the board. I know polfags can't read, but this is different from having people who like NSBM or whatever in the general. You can't disagree with a /pol/fag about music without them derailing the thread with schizoposting. This drives away people who don't want to deal with low quality discussion. Second, oldfags left and newfags joined. Newfags are obsessed with being the kind of person who posts on 4chan. They're cultivating an aesthetic by posting here. Basically, /metal/ has been overrun by faggot zoomies who seem to be less interested in talking about music than signalling how cool they are to strangers online because of politic or, the websites they like. It's a bunch of losers arguing online with the thinnest pretense of metal discussion.
>>124085738Fun fact that's probably the least cringy looking FFDP fan I've seen
>>124085432Fuck is that thing?
>Dominus wimps out, splits up, band members form Volbeat>Oppressor wimps out, splits up, band members form SOiLWhat other great bands suffered from wimpification?
>>124085739>know this used to be /metal/'s taste>used to beBrother, /metal/ is still sharing a 1 to 1 shredditor taste, you can literally see the outrage and butthurt upon shitting on "da classicz" like Emperor and Mercyful Fate, what the FUCK are you talking about?The only people we lost are those who used to like stranger metal including more advanced prog/tech/avant stuff. All that's left are the shreddit tourists you are currently suggesting are no longer here. Now this place is basically full of MA tier 80's/90's tourist boomers crying about how good things "used to be", like yourself.
>>124085739Based as fuck. The whole rise of /mu/core as a term people use unironically has made the whole board a shithole too. It went from, like you said, a place to actually find good new music and recs, to a place for circlejerk for people who think they're too cool for social media platforms.
>>124084984>>124085002BASEDWe hate every band on these lists
>>124085738>glassesDrops his look from canoe to full blown Bubbles
>>124085739not saying anything we didn't already know. it's time to actually leave this place...for good. i'm so tired of it...
>>124085872See you here tomorrow, Shredditor.
>>124085812Repugnant broke up and formed Ghost afterwards. Sucks because Epitome of Darkness was a banger and I wish they did more before deciding to play buttrock in clownpaint.
>>124085853Popcletus was a mistake.
>>124085739>>124085872It's time to move on to dungeon synth
Guess he feels the need to make up for the week he didnt spam this general
>>124085110varg is incredibly reddit though. Blocks anyone who disagrees with him and as a result his comment section is an echo-chamber of larpers
Guess she feels the need to make up for the week she didn't talk about H
Redpill me on Deathspell Omega
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>>124085965Only Synarchy, Fas, and Katechon are good. PopcIetus is a disgrace, Kenose/SMCR are overated. Probably the most influential and important band to metal in the past 30 years.
>>124085965Made a few pretty decent and semi-unique black metal albums. Started huffing their own farts big time and formed a legion of shitty clones. Beloved by reddit and midwits alike. Fantastic drumming though.
>>124085330>incantation, but söyall contemporary death/black, particularly dissoshit, is just injecting estrogen into a sound that was already finalized 30 years ago and repackaging it for reddit/rym
Paracletus is the /metal/ mascot
>>124086042Sounds nothing like Incantation, get your ears checked boomer. I'm sorry it was too intense for you, maybe try some disney tunes if dissonance is hurting your effeminate ears again?
>>124086002Damn I’ve seen you on RYM but I’m too lazy to look you up rn, good taste
The sad part is that there aren't even any real clones of DsO in the Fas/Synarchy/Katechon style. At least Morbid Angel fans have like 200 different bands that copied them properly, DsO only gets retards who basically play Averse Sefira with some sp00ky disso melodies.
>>124085947Correct.
Is he back for good?
Black Curse and Mitochondria are releasing an album this year. Technically according to their release schedule Teitanblood should be releasing a new album this year, although no confirmed news on that. This end of the year should be good eatings for blackened death aka 4chan metal.https://blackcurse-svr.bandcamp.com/album/burning-in-celestial-poisonhttps://mitochondrion.bandcamp.com/album/vitriseptome
>>124086219But I thought that dissotreasure was 4chan metal?
>>124086245dissoshit is the reddit genre, as seen here >>124085853 which is funny because he just completely ignores this
>>124086129You'll not find a greater fan of Morbid Angel than me, and I've no desire or intention of listening to any of those 200 clones. What the fuck for?
>>124083097You can rely on metal musicians to have some cool ideas, but not taste.
>>124086283For a very specific niche of post-2000 extreme metal, thats actually very consonant heavy for a metal list basically proving hector right.
>>124086283You are responding to Hector responding to himself
>>124086283Correct.
>>1240862454chan metal = Third Wave Black Metal, Dissodeath, Blackened Death, Blackened Death Doom, NSBM, Prog, Tech Death, Industrial (Real) Metal, Tech Thrash, and Neoclassical Shred Reddit metal = Da Classicz, OSDM, Second Wave, First Wave, Thrash, Death Doom, Heavy Metal, Flower Metal, Stoner "Metal", Industrial (fake) "metal", Traditional Doom, Epic Narwhal Doom
Third Reich Wave Black Metal
>>124086303Reddit is so anti disso that Morbid Angel and Immortal still appear on their 2000's dm list LMAO. The BM list especially is a joke, 2000's BM and it not being totally dominated by third wave shows you the shreddit mindset
check out my new genre NSAIDSBM, short for National Socialist Autistic Incel Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, which combines NSBM and DSBM with Autistic and Incel themes and is thus a unique genre
>>124086396Yes.
new bloody droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3C9NwGKgq4
you faggots would jump off a bridge if reddit said it was a bad idea
>>124086458Nope, /metal/ is literally just /shreddit/ and so I don't see why they would do anything a shredditor doesn't like.
>Mgła is reddit's top 00s BMthe masses will always choose banality
>>124086479I thought his entire shtick was that the past was better.
>>124086479this is "good metal" according to Proztate and his droneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukd4ezdNmJs
>>124086528Mogs the shit out of Jude Shyte or Diapersmell Omegamale
>>124086296>Why would I want more of the thing I like, potentially adding little different flairs or potential slight improvements.Yeah who would want that?
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>>124086576>painted nailsBabe, hambeast, or homosexual?
>>124083038Finally found a rip of an early CD issue last night, shall be blasting
>>124086576Truly superb übermensch
>>124086639Noice
>>124086528>generic and inoffensive sleep inducing nothingburgerAbout what I expected.
>>124086446HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>124086568>Why would I want a zoomer cloning something I like plus another thing declared as an "improvement"You can have my share, and good luck to you.
>>124086576you wouldn't have a single thing to say to any one of their faces, coward.
>>124086775>Nothing can be improved or changed ever, I am a walking corpse merely waiting to dieYeah I know, so hurry up and die already old man.
>you wouldn't have a single thing to say to any one of their faces, coward.
>>124086446Anything I see anything Indian now I feel like I can smell feces
>>124086809Think someday you'll change and improve enough to make your parents love you?
>>124086839Did I hit a little too close to home ol boomie? I'll see you on the hospital bed dying of cardiac arrest in a few years KEK.
>>124086479https://www.deathmetal.org/news/best-of-2013/https://www.deathmetal.org/article/best-metal-of-2022/
>people are STILL butthurt about deathmetal.org after all these yearsHow did he do it?
>>124086857Does your hatred for boomers stem from the mistreatment you suffered by the hands of your boomer parents?
>>124086890Does your hatred for zoomers stem from your wrinkles, obesity, shiny head, and nearing mortality?
>>124086809You want to rip-off the work of others and claim to have fixed it. You are a woman. A woman with a prominent nose.
>>124086898Answering a question with another question is a sure sign that you try to avoid answering the original question because you feel uncomfortable
>>124086907Nothing is unique, nothing is special, everything is built off of something else, the first concepts are never the ultimate finalized idea. You are a retarded polcuck mongrel.
Dissokino
>>124086932You mean like how you just did, and also did before, and will do again now? Projecton and dementia from the poor tired retarded ol boomie.
>>124086936So who "invented" black metal
>>124086940This, except not SMCR or PopcIetus
>>124086950Snorre Ruch
>>124086950Snorre.
>>124086940awesome collage, r/metal will love this
>>124086994>>124086994>>124086994NU
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>>124087003Make this, but with Katechon on the left. Then it will be a 4chan collage.
>>124086976>>124086983A decade before you were born, zoomer.
>>124084251>>124085330>>124085418>>124086639Best blastings of the thread
>>124087003>Synarchy Based
>>124086936I see I struck a nerve, lass.
>>124084941>why do you think the nosecuck also fellates that shit all the time?I've loved Fate before Emperor (and most BM)
>>124087047>in my mind, it was real
Varg should open for Pantera
New >>124087051>>124087051>>124087051
these OPs get worse and worse
