Ring Modulated Psych Influenced Dissonant Riffs Win AOTY EidishBoomers Do Not Entry Subedishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7yDSKg8fWAFAQ:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_modulationThinks Incantation is "Heavy Shit Dude!":>>124195395Grand Inquisitor of Hairlines:last.fm/user/Only_Perception
Why is techshit so fucking gay
>>124202363Because you touch yourself at night.
>>124202344hell yeah man
Nu metal? Revived.
>>124202442Was never alive to begin with.
>>124202363Filtered.
>>124202390Gigan continue to not only have the most butt ugly covers possible, but also continue reigning supreme with riff supremacy
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO LIVE OUTSIDE
>>124202494Drugs, liquor, and mental illness. Any other questions?
Artist: Sunn O)))Album: Black OneSong: Cry for the Weeper>Duuuu>Duuuuu
>>124202494>>124202500FUCK YOU GOT MINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUd-LEpyMI
Gigan? More like cigan.
>>124202526>replies to any OSDM cover everKek I literally make most of my posts mocking OSDM and hours later I end up with a BB reply at the end of the thread. I'm telling you, literally post any OSDM ever and you will get a reply at the end of the thread if hes awake. Any and all tourism will be rewarded by this shredditor.
Look another BB reply headed my way LMFAO
Another honor sir? You really shouldn't have!
>>124202570stop supporting nazi bands
>>124202590An anti American and anti freedom of speech poser zine canceling HHR for no good reason.
best blasting status?>bagged>tagged
I could write up an entire paragraph calling BB a cuckold retard and that all OSDM is for balding rejects, he would still reply to this tourist cover at the end of the thread. Edit: Thanks for the /metal/ gold
>>124202598What can I say, I deserved it through my honest and genuine love for OSDM.
Meds
>>124202633when you called incantation boring black sabbath riffs, he HAD to give you best blasting out of principle.
>>124202658I'll be waiting for the shreddit gold at the end of the thread after your wife's boyfriend lets you back on the computer.
Grindcore Reigns
>>124202667If you reward those who insult things you love, you win.
>>124202561you sound insane
Thrash sucks.
>>124202710Correct.
its out
>>124202716Still have two-three days to wait...
>>124202710Incorrect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYHYglem-M
>>124202536Weak.
>>124202674The Erosion of Sanity is the better album
Me after I spend an hour mocking OSDM and their fans; plus insulting them based on BMI, hair, and age. >>124202869No shit, still mid though, everything else afterwards is much better, especially PD/CS.
>>124202929ULTRA BASED
>>124202929kek
>>124202929True
we lost, its over
BLASTING
>>124202363Correct.
CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS RISIIIIIIIIIIIIING
who revved him?
>>124202731leaked
The Bleeding is kinda a good album
>>124202710Correct. It's all diapernoise with very few worthwhile albums, most of which is displayed in picrel.>>124202929ULTRA BASED. Sloppa is hated here.
>>124202716Is it good?
>>124203358Fake & Gay
>>124203371Thank you foreskinless melanated sister
Starting to think Hector and Norseautist are the same person.
>>124203428>not on slskIts over...
>>124202596>zineWho?
>>124203455>>124203268
>>124203358Borisnore is a joke. Shathory is a disgrace. Soivod is awful. Peecuckcum is trash.
hells_unicorn
>>124203428Thank you melanated foreskinlet sister>>124203656True, still the best t(h)rash metal's got kek. Diapernoise inherently sucks.
please stop talking about foreskins
>>124203713Upset because you don't have one? kek
>>124203726Rabbi Shekelstein harvested mine and sold it to a face cream company
>>124203747The harvested have tendency to become retarded and musically illiterate which is evident in the thread.
>>124203783>The harvestedUltra kek
is it just me or does this album kinda suck ass
>>124204082I think it's too dry and repetitive, but I also haven't listened to it since forever.
Finally put this one on spin and really enjoyed it. Idk why elitist black metal fans hate it so much, maybe it's not black metal enough? I was expecting some lame ass acoustic chanson music, but it's actually very pleasant prog metal/rock.
>>124204188I don't support racist, nsbm, bonehead bands
HEIL VIKERNES
>>124204249cool story bro
>>124204329Thanks
>Ozzy>Bruce >Halford >Dio>Diamondwho has the best solo material?
>>124204479King > Dio > Bruce > Ozzy > Halford
>>124204479Bruce > Diamond > Dio > Ozzy > Halford
>>124204479I have seen all 5 singers in concert.
>>124203153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPA5Y0I4doEI heckin' love roicism!
>>124204479can Diamond even been considered a solo band? when it formed it was 3 fifths of Mercyful Fate and LaRoque has always been there. If you do it's him, if not it's Bruce
https://youtu.be/pMuzlblOBq8
>>124202585anyone know the lore if any behind this cover? is it DnD related?
>>124204887It's by Ed Repka who does lots of metal album covers
https://youtu.be/bptps9V_jiw
>>124203153https://youtu.be/ndUR7OICeDs
https://youtu.be/bNcwrLVA4pY
What no BB replies does to a mfer...
RAKING THE LAWNRAKING THE LAWNRAKING THE LAWNRAKING THE LAWN
based all female brutal dm
>>124205172>females>brutalonly when they make fun of my tiny wiener
>>124205172women are physically incapable of achieving brutality
>>124205172>has to mention they're femaleSimp moment.
I keep seeing this band name pop up everywhere but never heard a song from them
>>124205278>threatened by the word female incel alert
>>124205283Based on the name of the band and album, and the cover art, it looks like a band r*dd*t might enjoy.
>>124202363INHERENTLY
>>124205292>worships women so much he can't help but praise them just for making a metal bandSimp moment.
Females are beloved here
>>124204146>>124204146>>124204146>>124204146>>124204146
>>124202363It's made by french canadians
>>124205400Dave Mustaine early life is my only comment
>>124203153
A female just played an instrument guys, wow. Amazing. Have I mentioned that they are female yet? Incredible.
>>124205400
I have a very very sore throat. Meal for this feel?
>>124205459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDQneGTzffA
>>124203153Damn, female-created metal sure is great!
>found a nice sounding BM band on YouTube >check M-A page>Themes: antisemitismAnd it's not once. Probably NSBM tends to have some dark or aggressive vibe that I like
Finally found some peepz to start a band with. Demo dropping soon.
I often dream about slaughtering orcs with an axe
discord metal
>>124202674>>124202869The original bassist (the one on these two albums) was my English teacher in high school. Some friends and I were really into death metal at the time and he was so happy to talk about his time in the band or touring with Cannibal Corpse with 14 year old us.
>>124206047You mean nsbm
>>124205557Ok where is the metal?
>>124205700INHERENTLY.
people who listen to black metal but not death metal are tourist faggotspeople who listen to death metal but not black metal are retarded 45 year old boomers but slightly better than the former
>>124206211Correct.
>>124206211People who listen to Black Metal also listen to Morbid Angel
>>124206211People who listen to black metal are gayPeople who listen to death metal are gayPeople who listened to blackened death reign supreme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsaawVONDo0
>>124206249Correct.
>>124206249Wouldn't that mean blackened death is double gay?
>>124206281The sum is more than the parts.
>>124206281Correct.
>>124206281Two gays make a straight.
>>124206211>>124206232>>124206242So true power chord slopper gobbler tourist sister, so true. Make sure to dilate today.
>>124206211>people who listen to black metal but not death metal are tourist faggotsThanks, that term hadn't been run into the ground enough yet
>>124206249bandcamp metal
>>124206281Being gay is a negative, two negatives times each other is a positive aka straight
Wtf is this shit https://youtu.be/lg8zZrTOYcU
>>1242062494chan metal.
death metal is pure garbage.black metal is good.tourist? i listen to more metal in a single /nbbmn/ thread than you do in a year. concession already accepted.
>>124206405Correct.
>>124206405It's 2024, it's ok to be gay, you don't have to defend your choice
>>124206405/thread>>124206429He's not a dmfag tho, can't be gay.
>>124206405>black metal is good touristYes
>>124206405There's no one on earth who listens to Black Metal who doesn't like at least some DM, stop larping.
>>124206544Death metal sucks massive cock, trash, all of it.
>>124206555Correct.
>Death metal sucks massive cock, trash, all of it
>>124206599sovl, something dm will never have.
>>124206555Checked.Correct.
>>Death metal sucks massive cock, trash, all of it
>>124206544You would be surprised by how gay black metal tourists can be
>>124206685Massive tryhards larping as the biggest dork in metal (Euronymous)
Kultur has torn through the fourth dimension and transcended the spacetime continuum to be AOTY 2024
Just relistened to this this morning.Let's be honest, if this band had been from Germany or Texas or some other non-Muslim place, the most common reaction to it would be "what the fuck is this awful noise?"
>>124203153Still one of my guilty pleasuresIRL shitposting as an artform
>>124206713With all the shilling I thought it came out a couple of years ago
>>124206746same but it’s not a guilty pleasure i just like it
this shit sucks man
>>124206862Just noticed the massive dong on king death
Criminally underrated album
>megadeth albums after Rust in PeaceNot listening!
>>124206918The sick the dying and the dead was one of their all time best albuns thouhtbeit
why do you useless faggots only post and reply to spam and bait? anything that takes more than 5 seconds to make gets disregardedsometimes I write like a 3 fucking sentence post about something then just don't even post itwhy bother?fuck you
>>124206918>megadeth albumsNot listening!
>>124206862That's just like, your opinion man.
>>124206968Because faggots here can't be bothered to critically think and put effort into articulating their half-baked, haphazardly put set of moans. And because THEY ARE AFRAID of being sincere and leaving the comforts of ironic detatchment that this site sort of functions under.
Just got this bad boy the other day, what does /metal/ think?
>>124207318Honestly?I hope you get AIDS
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
I fucking hate that some "journalists" can already hear Opeth's next album in full.
>>124207353Opeth fucking suck.
>>124207361I like what I like. Get fucked.
>>124207353Journalists, along with drone operators, will be the first to be hacked up into pieces and fed to the dogs
>>124207386Based but rude.
>>124207353>>124207361>>124207386To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Opteh. The chord progressions are extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the riffs will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Mike's individualistic outlook which is deftly woven into his lyrics-his personal philosophy draws heavily from Max Stirner literature for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just genius-they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Opteh truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn't appreciate for instance the humour in Mike's catchphrase "feel the pain in your brain insane" which itself is a cryptic reference to Cypress Hill. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mikael Åkerfeldt's genius unfolds itself on their headphones. What fools... how I pity them
>>124207318Two great bands, though after the last dso I would have second thoughtsNow that I think about it I have a dso tattoo
>>124207443TLD is great and some of their best work, get fucked.
>>124203153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxK28KKTtJc
>>124207456>some of their best workYeah sure, maybe you're just late to the party
>>124207531Or perhaps you just don't get it, which isn't surprising considering how many it filtered.
>>124207456TKD is much better.
>>124207547Like post volcano satyricon
>>124207572Total kike death? Best oven orchestrations
>>124207353I hate that at any moment I could be involuntarily exposed to music written by Opeth
Floor Janssen on my dick.
>>124207618Is this Opeth in the room with us right now?
Corsetcore reigns supreme.
Pyre of Descent is pretty cool as far as resurgence of gothic metal goes. >>124207699It is, I am blasting Orchid and have just hit the Forest of October solo. My dick is diamonds, bros...
>makes the best tech death metal >makes the best black metal
>>124207438Redditpasta
>>124207438>Mike's catchphrase "feel the pain in your brain insane" which itself is a cryptic reference to Cypress HillOkay this made me laugh
>>124207759It's from the Opteh shoutbox, bro...
>>124207749idk about all that but quebec gave us dahmer and bret hart and GSP so i guess they're alright
Sex with Floor.
>>124207749I don't remember Norway ever making tech death dementia sister
>>124207831As in rubbing your dick against the floor? Weird fetish.
>>124207774Don't even know what that is sis.
it's out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN0eUm6nDiYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN0eUm6nDiY
>>124207618How the fuck would you get involuntarily exposed to it?
>>124207889I wanna rub my dick up against the floor of Floor's pelvis if you know what I mean.
>>124207868>Norwaylmao @ u get with the times
>>124207749Based
We hate Quebec black metal here. Only British Columbian war metal is true cult.
On adore le métal noir québécois ici
>>124207893Ah, newfriend, you truly have much to learn.>>124207868Soulside Journey.
>>124208020>Peaceville style death-doom>tech death???????
>>124208037>death-doomListen to it again, dumb dumb.
>>124208020>Soulside Journey.Mogged
Remember when metal bands tried to be original and interesting and stylish instead of just being corny as fuck on purpose and maybe doing one gimmick?
>>124207980>We hate Quebec black metal hereThis. Only Ottawa metal like Annihilator
>>124208080>Ottawa Big lol. Quebec mogs canadian thrash too.
>>124208102Voivod suck. >>124208074Cryptopsy with Worm are dope but nothing compares to the Ross Bay scene.
>>124208102voivod sucks
>>124208120>>124208134They're better than Annihilator, if that's saying much
>>124207959>get with the timesImmortal art knows no times. Only pop garbo like canuck "black" metal does.>>124208020>Soulside Journey.Barely even tech and it's garbage.
>>124208074It's so good
>>124208043There are no tech riffs on SJ, but tons of doom riffs. Fenriz going ape on a few fills doesn't make it tech death.
>>124208154
>>124208148>They're better than Annihilatornot even close
>>124208148>I prefer to listen to slightly better shit over slightly worse shitYour analogy fails but I have Alice in Hell on my to be listened to list and I'll make up my own thoughts on it. I've listened to Voivod's first few albums and they just seem really...bad? At their instruments? And at songwriting?
Cryptopsy fans may enjoy this collaboration between two of the band's former vocalists.https://youtu.be/JSyuMG5cNDw?si=q8Obu5RWdPepJyiO
>>124208212Voivod didn't hit their stride until KT, the first two albums are much more raw and punkish.
Varg died from AIDS in prison in 1998. What we are seeing now is a doppelganger.
>>124208212you're calling shit music you never listened to, faggot move
>>124208225>Cryptopsy fansHey that's me! The song is alright I guess.
I listened to Voivod's entire discography so I could know for sure they're total shit
I heard you liked Quebecois thrash
>>124208292Improve your reading comprehension.
>>124208238>>124208339I always thought I would like Voivod based on their visuals and reputation, but I never got into them. They made a logo for another Montreal band called Yog Sothots that has a release called "black power metal" (although it's not black metal or power metal) and I like them though and they have one of the coolest logos I've ever seen. Here's a live recording from 1985. https://youtu.be/2QYecgloRyA?si=XIPGNRpULMJW0Yxs>>124208313There's one more with Worm and the guy from Gorguts on that album called "Leave Them Scars" but I don't like that one as much. >>124208373Looks attractive.
>as I lay dying tour has been cancelledI need to heem someone
Posting this here just in case /metal/ doesnt look at the catalog>>124208455
>>124208574Did Tim get arrested for domestic violence again?
>>124207980I had the exact same slayer tshirt when I was younger
HH
>>124208695HEIL
This is really good, surprisingly so
I think I'm gonna get into Suicidal Tendencies. https://youtu.be/SnTExgywinc?si=75FVktK8rw6ov3xN
Are there any extreme metal boybands?
>>124208903Lorna Shore.
>>124208339Dimension Hatröss sounds good instrumentally but the vocals are unbearable
>>124208903Amaranthe has 2 male singers and a female singer and get a similar kind of vocal sound to 2000's boy bands combined with a dedicated growling/screaming vocalist. Or at least the way the vocals are layered reminds me of that kind of vocal harmony. https://youtu.be/XnxrxP2P8_Y?si=7T0eIexLfSKOdpYpYou might consider visual kei to basically be a genre of rock and metal boy bands in the more commercial and marketed-to-girls sense, but it is a Japan-only cultural phenomenon.https://youtu.be/RyhpBmLyCXo?si=ZHlTCa7AwKIomQF3
>>124208903Periphery and Tesseract have boyband-esque vocals on top of the chugs.
I am going to go listen to crossover thrash and reminisce about before I found out I suck at skateboarding.https://youtu.be/9lZ2mNJrnDQ?si=UM6IagBnqXhjUgnN
>>124205417contrarian faggotry. only reign in blood and seasons are good
Yeah, I'm thinking it's Carcass worship time.
>>124204082<metlalicaohf cours its shitlmmao
>>124205375stop stpo can't we all just get along???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsyDgDzOoAbros architects did a metal album once
>>124207659her name is floor? is her dad named ceiling and her mother walls?
>>124209311>did a metal album onceAnd then they did it again seven more times
>>124208000>On adore le métal noir québécois icispeaking french should be banned and all french speakers put into a giant pit where they all die miserably
Is Nithing - Agonal Hymns the greatest poser filter of all time? https://youtu.be/XxFcmWX0ZYU?si=nREGunuNdQfgGLmB>>124209311No they didn't.
>Carcass>Carcass worship>goregrind Not interested!
Ozzy Osmond or Jonnie Dio?
>>124208131another beautiful luciana nedelea cover
>>124203153Brian Ross leaving Satan for the mid as fuck Blitzkrieg was one of the biggest blunders in metal.
>>124206740>"what the fuck is this awful noise?"that's the most common reaction to all war metal from most people
listen to Carcass
>>124209410For me it's Osmosis Jones.
is it a Show No Mercy kind of day? I think it's a Show No Mercy kind of day
>>124209557Good idea.
Serious question, what do you fags tend do while listening to metal?I listen while doing >walks>menial errands/work>exercise (uncommon)>staring into space (window)>playing vidya>drinking/smoking>browsing this shithole and other timewasting internet spacesanything else?
>>124209579It's more like a Hell Awaits kind of day, here.
pirate metal
>>124209270t. ourist
>>124209490Yea but Michael Jackson (shamone!) was better so it's fine
>>124209607Unequivocally shit.
>>124209490>mid as fuck BlitzkriegZoomers have the worst takes/taste.
>>124209607I saw Belphegor a long while back and one of the opening bands was some pirate metal nonsense. They fucking bombed and the crowd heckled them relentlessly. I felt bad for them. Belphegor was great though.
>>124209583walking my dogs and working out
riffs
>>124209583>>124209745all of these one time or another
Who is the new Papa going to be? What type of metal will they play?
>>124209765>riffsriffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXeTA8TqsS0
>>124209641The vocals and vocal melodies were way better on the first album, but that may have more to do with the songwriting than anything, and I like both>>124209665Dude left an A-tier band to go back to his C-tier one. Guy must have been sleeping with one of the sister of one of the guitarists or something.
BurzumJean Michel JarreIron Maiden
>>124209871>bad>GOAT>bad
>>124209871>GOAT>literally who>GOAT
Just ordered a Halloween costume off of amazon. Haven't dressed up in years. Metal for this feel?
>>124210420mercyful fate
>>124210420Gigan
>>124210420Something gay and retarded like gigan or soen
Listening to Black One to celebrate the season.
>>124202344I'm trying to get back into metal. I used to like all the classic death, black, thrash stuff. I got into The Chasm, Darkspace, Portal, Sunn, Deathspell Omega, Drudkh at the top of my head. Haven't really followed the scene much the past 12 years. What are some good new albums?
>>124210529Oldowan Gash- Hubris UnchainedMystic Spear- Outer DarknessCirrhus- s/tDeparture Chandelier- Satan Soldier of FortuneAngurvadal- VetrKestrel- Primordial Remembrance
NU >>124205888NU >>124205888NU>>124205888
>>124210529KAEVUM - KULTURThis is a favourite of /metal/.
>>124210601Thanks mate, I'll check those out
>>124210668>ctrl f: nico sperg guy>73 results
Where can I order a Myrkur body pillow
I just paid 300$ for a Ghost concert ticket........it isn't even the best seat available...........TOOL tickets were cheaper. What the fuck bros?
>>124210777Opus Eponymous is a masterpiece, anything after that is the circus coming to town
>>124210789We don't even know what Papa V and the new album will sound like......
Tobias Forge is gay and has AIDS.
>>124210944He also has a hot wife, hot daughter, and need-improvement 6'5 son
>>124210977he looks a bit like Varg's fat son
>>124210977If his son troons out soon, he can still make it
>>124204909>Ed RepkaI fucking hate this faggot ass aesthetic, Cream bloody was the only good one.
>>124211248Agreed. He sucks. Metal for this feel?
>>124211354Imperial Triumphant cause they have the best cover art in metal
post ayy lmao metal
Oviri sounds super experimental at first glance but it is actually very simple to describe. Essentially Adam the dude behind the project loves Blut aus Nord. He loves them enough to start thinking “I can take what that band stands for but take it to the next limit by using all sorts of weird music theory and unusual guitar tunings!” He then writes riffs and guitar parts that we basically already have heard a billion times before by third rate bands but then he mangles these parts with whatever music theory and tuning he wants to experiment with. Essentially all these elements that make it sound weird hide the fact that the stuff that is going on is actually really lame. This album is basically the avant garde black metal counterpart to generic stoner/doom with a top notch guitar sound. It is just that something else is hiding the low quality of the guitar-work. I can count the actually worthwhile riffs and guitar parts on 1 hand. To make it even worse when there is a good riff half of the time at the same time you got this awful guitar noodling going on high on the fretboard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqC6zvesBo
>>124211602https://youtu.be/TW1sj0xbrQQ
>>124211607Can't say I read this.
>>124211602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1DfFenUs8
>>124211602
>>124208373i do too
>>124211646Same
>>124212312Not metal.
>>124212312Metal.>>124212322Newfag alert.
Ah! The Satan!
>>124212525AH! THE LUCIFER!
>>124211692
gigan sucks
>>124202344Bad band
NEW>>124212873>>124212873>>124212873
>>124210529>Essentially Adam the dude behind the project loves Blut aus NordUtter delusion written by an idiot.
>>124209607the best "pirate metal" doesn't usually call itself that
