Pure Norsetourism Edition.FAQ:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_NorwayNorsegod:>>124260902
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Italian synth power metal
Katharsis seems mostly tongue in cheek to me like Venom, I mean any album vvhere they type vvords like this just simply cannot be serious. Still the best norsecore to me though.
>>124268044> 63.7% of the population belonging to the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Norway in 2022.This is because every newborn is automatically registered to the church btw. Norway has one of the highest atheist population along with Czech republic.
>>124268074Was Varg registered to the church?
>>124268078Probably.
>>124268078His name is Kristian lmao
People always talk about the best song openings, but which songs have the best endings?
How the fuck do I start writing lyrics? I keep overthinking it and never even start.
>>124268115Obtained Enslavement - Veils of Wintersorrow.
>>124268118Good question!
>>124268118Lemmy never spent more than an hour on lyrics and neither should you
>>124268134Yeah, lyrics are totally gay! Just grunt.
>>124268118>take the title>repeat it about 5 trillion timesCongrats, you now have a hit single
>>124268074Thank the gods, now that they are free of the christcuck menace they have....uh... become more cucked than ever before? Still can't believe they thought this was the single issue they needed to solve. Hellhammer always understood more than them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QAuA5uZLps
>I just fell from the sky>don't ask me why>I'm feeling so down...
>>124268154LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICELIGHTNING STRIKES TWICELIGHTNING STRIKES TWICELIGHTNING STRIKES TWICELIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE
>>124268160Wasn't he the swarthiest of them all?
>>124268184Yeah, extra med. Wonder if being a bit of an outsider gave him a better view of things compared to the rest of them.
>>124268198ZP Theart also had the wavy hair... god...
>>124268160
Wolf's lair abyss
>>124268231very erotic cover
>>124268115Ending riff of Abysmill, one of the most ominous bass lines of all timehttps://youtu.be/U9cEbJO4LeE?t=205
You guys know what I like; I'm a tourist. What's the deal with gorgoroth? Hat and all those people. What kind of name is Hat? Are they kvlt or a gay sign of decline?
>>124268134Funny thing is he wrote pretty good lyrics
>>124268221Correct.
>>124268115https://youtu.be/PkRcWAwHHsw?t=403
>>124268118Write drunk, edit sober
Time to listen to some tourism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY2N2TizrxA
>>124268375>You might be a financial wizard>With a sack of loot>But all I see is a slimy lizard>With an expensive suit>Go on and run your corporation>Go on and kiss some ass>You can buy up half of the nation>But you can't buy class>You bastards think it's funny>Lyin' and thieving all your life>Think all there is, is money>Got your future wrapped-up tight>But just 'cos you got the power>That don't mean you got the right
>>124268115Nightwish's Over The Hills and Far AwayIt's a full guitar solo that progresses beautifully as the volume fades out. It's so good I listen to the song JUST for this, and I turn the volume up as it fades down. I swear to god: That solo sounds like the way Finnish people speak. I mean the phrasing.https://youtu.be/4CFORwwrExM?t=247
>>124268322Gorgoroth are Norwegian. Hat is Norwegian for hate.
was this any good?
>>124268421>Gorgoroth are NorwegianYeah I know>Hat is Norwegian for hate.oh that's cool
>>124268322Holy foreskinless amerimuttourist
Holy euro obsession with american genitalia
>>124268416for me, it's the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IocRCDWB5k&ab_channel=MrGhostrider19
>>124268444That doesn't have the beautiful outro.
miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>"idc if this is "too popular" or some bs this is so easily one of the most evil black metal albums">look at their 5/5 list>Death in June, Filosofem, Depressive Silence, "smokedope2016", "Nokia Angel" (cloud rap)Kek everytime I visit norsecore tourist shoutboxes.
>>124268517I unironically think the disturbed breakdown in down with the sickness is more impactful than most BM.
>>124268529Gypsy hands typed this post
>>124268534Everyone here knows who I am.
>>124268543Buttblasted hands typed this post
>>124268547The disturbed breakdown is iconic and twisted.
>>124268432More buzzwords please, sister
>>124268529The entire thing was a mistake starting with Snorre's jailing. Basically an entire decade of playing disney melodies and bedroom punk all because his jailing. Cutting out the bass was a mistake.Melodic consonance was a mistakeShit production was a mistake.Believing a single drum beat could turn water to wine and emo to metal was a mistake.Genres based on lyrics was a mistake.Ambient intros was a mistake (still not fixed to this day).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBXt5iBx10
>>124268640>Melodic consonance was a mistakeoh god it's you
>a single drum beatBut be honest here: The power metal drum beat makes every song shine.
>>124268640>Caring about bassNGMI lass>Complaining about melodiesNGMI lass>Complaining about productionNGMI lass>Caring about drummingNGMI lass>Caring about lyricsNGMI lass>Complaining about fitting ambianceNGMI lass
>>124268645Consonance was already finished by shred, every melodic band in black metal is nothing else but a halfway home between real black metal (as per Snorre's creation) vs actual coherent melodic writing not based on repetitions (shred).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ING7SNSHBQ8
>>124268682jason becker was invalidated by his disgusting illness and his playschool guitar
The best black metal
>He's going to nitpick interludes now
>>124268415Motörhead's recordings from 1978 to 1984, were released on Bronze Records. Label owner, Gerry Bron (originally Bronstein), fucked the band. Lemmy left the label and lost his music. Bronstein would continue to do as he pleased with the music, repackaging it multiple times. Lemmy asked fans to not buy these products; he did not consent to them, and received nothing from their sale. Instead he directed them to his current work.He wrote that song in 1987.
>>124268591Thanks slopper gobbler sister
>>124268715Here's something to gobble *grabs dick*
>>124268710>originally Bronstein
>>124268699I always have, it was one of the things I always said was wrong with Fas even if all the rest of the DsO worshippers think every album they wrote was perfection to never be beaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoGj2QPgzMAHe reigns supreme.
>>124268758Slop
post meal
>>124268529That makes perfect sense: you belong to Draiman's tribe, and Black Metal is inherently against you.
>>124268763
>>124268769I have the straightest nose of anyone here.
>>124268763Ooo is it Gore hours?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfmuG2DLmRY
>>124268763I know by thy artworks thou art not metal
>>124268734Kek
>>124268741MoRT does the exact same thing as FAS, would you say the same thing for that
>>124268808Yes actually, in fact it has the extremely lazy ambient intro/exit in every single track I believe. I am less inclined to mention it because the actual metal being played is of a very similar nature to the ambient, but still, the very clear "ambient time" vs "metal time" exists and I wish it was not there at all. MoRT just like Fas would have benefited from its outright removal, or if they had made a much larger commitment to blend the two together.I think Gnaw Their Tongues is a band who makes the commitment necessary to have ambient fit into their music.
>>124268721So true slopper gobbler faggot sister, so true.
>>124268845Fucking BASED hater of pointless interludes and intros. I skip that shit every time since, as you mention, bands refuse to integrate them to the actual compositions themselves.
>>124268679Based Merbowz fan.
>MerzbowUnironically I love pulse demon. Never listen to it though.
>>124268996I mean its like someone just plops an entirely different album right in the middle of a regular metal track. Sometimes this is LITERALLY what happens, in fact I would wager that this is unironically the case in almost every example from any band who isn't already well off financially.For instance I recognized a Penderecki track was ripped right into a Teitanblood album intro, its not really ambient music, however same mindset of just ripping completely unrelated music into your album for "atmosphere" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfMPaLDCdQ
>>124269068babe...did i make you mad last night? i'm sorry...please talk to me...
>>124269068I could get into the linked intro if it didn't drag on. Spooky choir before the starts? Sure, sign me up. But there is ZERO reason to have it go on for so long. It just becomes pointless and adds nothing especially since it just disappears completely once the guitars kick in; which then do their own slow intro to the song to boot!
>>124269120I mean Penderecki is great, we love that spooky sonorist here, however I don't want to hear him on a metal album, or at least I don't want to hear a choir section and then go into metal with no choirs because its just an irrelevant atmospheric piece. I'm all down for someone to create metal with Penderecki choirs as the main style of vocals, would be amazing actually. Imagine Batushka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf1dVFe2TLY but instead this is the choir https://youtu.be/bxpJV1lt08A?t=171, fucking nuts. I would kill for that. As for the album itself, Seven Chalices is pretty much to me a demo instead of a real album, its a barely coherent mess that has all the pieces of the puzzle, but you can tell they are just trying them out for the first time rather than any sort of refined end result. All the vocal layering, guitar feedback, and buildups are scattered about in pieces and unrealized.
>>124269215>Batushka with a Penderecki choirKino>Seven Chalices is pretty much to me a demo instead of a real albumAgreed. Death mogs. I'm not as into Teitanblood as you are (I'm guessing you're the guy that posts them all the time), but Death goes fucking hard.
ROCK HARDRIDE FREE
>>124269215>Krzysztof Penderecki>The Batushka guy's also called Krzysztof
>I'm not as into *X* as you areHe's written that exact same sentence to other people. Pair it with the redditspacing and it's obvious the guy is talking to himself yet again.
can't take anymore seriously who brings up classical while discussing metal
>>124269308Now THIS is schizoposting.
>>124269252Death is another level of monstrous, nothing else I've heard comes close to it, even their followup "The Baneful Choir" is miles away in quality. It took me a while to accept that it was really good actually, I'm rather biased against war metal so at first I thought I was just delusional about a single band or something and pretended I wouldn't feel the same in 6 months. Turned out I liked them even more after that time lol. Technically according to their 5 year scheduled they should post an album this year, but I'm beginning to doubt....Black Curse is kind of like Teitanblood's little brother though, did you blast the latest release yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszyW6AzQA4
>>124269324Damn straight. All that old whoreson garbage is useless, anyways. Why would anyone want to listen to "classics" or "critically acclaimed" garbage when they can listen to music which is objectively cool instead? After all, music is strictly vibes-based.Like, who would ever really be convinced that Bachtoven or whoever are cooler than DF? A fuckin dork pussy bitch, that's who.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uutzRMPRbg
>>124269331Yeah I listened to Black Curse. Didn't care for it desu (but I also didn't care for the previous album either). Decent, nothing special. I suppose I could give them another shot when I'm in the mood for super noisy stuff.
>>124269368Correct.
>>124269270Its clear to me now, Penderecki faked his own death to play full time in one of the 700 Batushka clones.
Nu metal? Revived.
>>124269369Whats been on your list for 2024?>super noisy stuff.I love that, I think metal and noise are naturally good partners. https://menaceruine.bandcamp.com/track/they-who-enter-caves
Pretty solid
>>124269324Metal is inherently Wagnerian.
>>124269460True! We love vegetarian supporters here.
>>124269441We like this here.
>>124269439I'm totally out of the loop for 2024 releases. Nothing has really grabbed me at all. Harbinger of Woe by Brodequin is probably my favorite of the year so far. But I still need to check out the new Angantyr since Haevn is one of my all time favorite black metal albums.
>>124269439literally everything you post have shit tier covernot listening!
>>124269522>literally everything you post have shit tier cover>not listening!
>>124269540cool selfie
>>124268710>Gradually I began to hate them
>>124269540>average guy does a silly dance>incels: the west has fallen
>>124269605>average guyHated here.
>>124269514>Angantyr HaevnBit too repetitive for myself I'm afraid, was interested by the pretty well done string opening only to be disappointed they immediately left and the metal just repeats that same melody for like 7 minutes straight.
BLASTAN?
>>124269605>>average guyI believe he was literally found out to be a pedophile lmao.
>>124269626I love that shit when it's done right. Haevn hits the perfect amount of it for me for some reason.
>>124269653so, in other words, the average guy
>>124269605That guy was arrested for pedophilia and was removed from platforms. He's an average guy, just like you.
>>124269666Filosofem and Von fan?
>>124269692Haven't listened to either in forever, and I always preferred HLTO and the s/t to Filosofem.
>>124269653>>124269681let me guess, chick was 17 years and 360 days old?
kill yourselves
>>124269894Ok I didnow what
Another of my favorite cover artworks and my favorite band in general of the Icelandic scene I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QnBFiDb6gk
>>124269871>chickoh my sweet summer child
>>124269931that's shit artwork
>>124270041did you just really post that unironically
Should I listen to cannibal corpse?
>>124270096The Anthrax of death metal? No. Listen to better OSDM instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htg-BRuottQ
>>124270096Yes, just to confirm to yourself that it's mid OSDM only posers like
>>124270116>The Anthrax of death metal?CC is obviously the Metallica of DM
>>124270096Only tryhard poseurs pretend not to like them. They're the gold standard of straight up death metal
>>124270121>>124270116Correct.
>>124270124Metallica had two good albums while CC only got popular through industry connections and everyone knows they suck donkey dick. CC is the Anthrax of Death Metal.
>>124270125>the gold standard of straight up death metalBolt ThrowerDemigodRipping Corpse CancerVaderMORBID ANGELImmolation
>>124270141>most popular DM act>best selling DM act>tryhards hate themMetallica of DM
The first 4 CC albums are poser filters. If you dislike them then you're a poser. Sorry to break it to you.
>>124270154KEK, you'll shit on CC and then put Shart Thrower on that list. The single most overrated and accessible to non-metalheads band from that era. fuck off poser
>>124270167>most popular dm band>poser filterWhats next, Taylor Swift is a poser filter?Can't wait for the popslopper to reply to this about his woman worship unironically though..
>>124270160>worst of any DM act>no one can ever explain how this shit band is popular>still only included in any conversation simply because the record label pushed them>everyone who knows anything about DM hates themAnthrax of DM.
>>124270204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70JDdpx4soM
Death Metal begins and ends with Morbid Angel.
>>124270217Does this same siren go off when he fake laughs everytime his obese hero Benton opened his mouth without even telling a joke? Jdawg is a bitch and a poser. Watching that interview should have shown that to everyone, hes a pussy and a groveler deep inside.
>>124270154>ImmolationCorrect. Beloved and respected here.
>>124270243The most correct statement in the history of /metal/.
>>124270248Says the guy too neurotic and scared to go to a metal show
>>124270269Sorry bud, I actually like music and not your anti-music parties for incels.
>>124269649
>>124270302Every time I go to a gig I get hit in the face with fucking beach ballEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>124270302Your images are always of either shitty arena shows or festivals. You've never been to a metal show at an actual venue, because you're more concerned with cultivating your internet elitist image instead of music.
>>124270302>for incelsImagine projecting this hard lmfao
>>124270338Your shiny head is a good target I guess baldcuck. >>124270341>my specific brand of anti-music has never been tried before>>124270350>no youConcertcucks are all incels though, no need to project and lash out, Iass.
>>124270302Correct.
>>124270116>posts a 3/10 album
>>124270350he's just trolling
>>124270375I didn't post a Death album though?
Do you think Jbald sucked off Benton before or after the interview? Do you think he nervously faked laughed while he did it just like he faked laugh the entire interview?
>>124270466Take your erotic fanfiction to DMU fag
>>124270466Both, before and after, probably on Benton's speed dial whenever he needs a quick suck or fuck too.
>>124270466It would take Benton a long time to find his cock hidden beneath all the rolls of fat, so my money is on afterwards.
Blasting
>>124270500>>124270526No one took the bait so you replied to yourself? Go outside. You've spent all last night and this morning trolling in the black metal and /metal/ threads
>>124270526Well they don't call him the "dawg" for nothing, he can track down a source of semen within seconds.
>>124270531ULTRA BASED
>>124270532Jbald probably spent all last night and this morning in Benton's bed pretending to laugh everytime Benton smacked his ass.
>>124270466Roid tranny turned gay and sucks off another man, many such cases!
>Glenny don't be a POOOOOOOSER and stick it in already, I need some crushing heavy riffs fucking me good tonight, no shorts allowed in bed honey
Still keking my balls off when Jbald insulted short wearers while he was wearing them himself. Peak homosexual retard
>>124270531>Woman>PopcletusYep, fits perfectly.
>>124270620His gripe is with bands wearing them while performing
>>124270683Still applies since he was performing as Benton's personal cock sleeve groveler in that same interview.
>No! Bands CANNOT wear shorts while on stageWhy? What was his complaint?
>>124270718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koxTpX40u0k
>>124270718Seeing hairy male legs kept turning him on.
>>124270728>spends his life crying about what people wear to some shitty ass meme show The groveling makes more sense now, this bitch is just a woman on roids lmao.
>>124270756Are you triggered by jdawg because he reminds you of the jocks that shoved you into lockers in high school?
>>124268083>painted nailsmanliest Burzum fan>>124268171could have actually been a good Blaze era song if not for Maiden's chorus repeat syndrome...
>>124270768I don't remember jocks doing that weird sniveling thing where they fake laugh to impress people when they feel inferior, I remember the nerds who got shoved into lockers doing that though all the time though.
>>124270778When was the last time you had a conversation with someone offline?
>>124268422They aren't much good past their first two albums
>>124270800When was the last time you weren't busy defending ecelebs online as your "job"?
>>124270825Not defending anyone, just chilling on a Sunday and pointing out how mentally ill and pathetic you are. Your life revolves around trolling this thread every day
>>124270832Yeah not defending anyone, just running to your eceleb hero and rescuing his honor on an imageboard everyday? Don't make me fake laugh like your idol Jbald.
>>124270861>every dayNah, I have a full time job and typically don't feel like spending my free time arguing with mentally unstable posters on 4chan
>>124270877>jobDefending ecelebs and pretending they are your missing father figure is not a job not matter how much you wish it was.
Black metal is the fakest, gayest shit ever.
>>124270756if you can't detect the humor in his videos you have actual autism. but we all already knew that about you kek
>>124270952Latinos reign supreme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk&list=PL8A83124F1D79BD4F
>>124270976>he was merely pretendingJust like he was pretending to laugh in that Benton interview lol.
>>124270952Can't believe I'm replying to the mentally ill gypsy, but artists tend to come from wealthy backgrounds. Some of the greatest art is made by people bored with an easy life
>>124268763>learns how to write songs
What's amazing is that out of all metal fanbases Opeth fans are not only the smartest, but best looking.
>>124270952Why does it say Latinos because the photo of Romania?
>>124271184I should dress up my sex doll in merch too
>>124271184Because it's not metal
>>124269392>let's check it ou--
Another great cover and another great band from Iceland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQiF2uE1sjY
saw some bald metalhead looking guy at the store, I waited for him to turn away so I could see the back of his hoodieit wasn't band merch it was fucking tranime
Napalm Death - Harmony corruption
sucks
>>124270773>manliest>wants a woman to be manlyLeast queer iron gayden fan
>>124271505>Napalm Death - Not Metal.
>Greetings and salutations, young master!>Might I lend your ear for a moment to elucidate the wonders of 70's prog?>I couldn't help but glance at your playlist; lots of obscure extreme metal, but wherefore I cannot approbate such juvenility no longer>I implore you to cease this foolishness and alleviate your childish appraisal of such rubbage and instead delve into the sounds of Camel, Gentle Giant, and Van der Graaf Generator>Only after you stop consuming metallic codswallop will you be welcome to join the ranks of our gentlemanly society so choose wisely
>anon- poser retard
>>124271568>Camel, Gentle Giant, and Van der Graaf GeneratorAll beloved here and are considered honorary metal.
>>124271584Correct.
>>124271568*takes the cane and beats him with it over his head until it breaks*
is there a more gayer name than gentle giant?
>>124270466>>124270541
>>124271604that name has so much soul it's unreal
>>124271607Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>124271568>instead delve into the sounds ofCamel, Gentle Giant, and Van der Graaf GeneratorSorry... I prefer Univers Zero, Shub Niggurath, and Present more.
>>124271505A great record
>>124271626>Shub Niggurathpatrician as fuck
>>124271568Prog rock blowsProg anything blows
>LOTR>lovecraftpleb shitnot listening!
>>124271642Pure metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFWPk3mtGm8
>>124271669Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>124271675Thats literally pure metal Iass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk
>>124271687Metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMtQbyokzshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMtQbyokzshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMtQbyokzs
>>124271619>>124271687you aren't scottish
>>124271687I would unironically /heem/ all involved in the production of this
>>124271712Pure metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVH6YL62_3Q
>>124271687banger
>>124271739Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>124271739Metal.>>124271687That's a man. You are gay.
>>124271739Does David Gilmour have the N-word pass now?
>>12427168710/10 beloved and listened to hereAlso thats a woman. You are straight
>>124271687metal song of the century
Is there a more overrated DM album than this?
Stop samefagging.
>>124271793Leprosy
>>124271793Scream Bloody Gore, Leprosy, Human... you get the idea
>>124271793Literally anything by CC. At least Altars has some decent tracks. Even I like Chapel of Ghoulshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOgQrKdNeNIDEEEEAD YOUR GOD. IS. DEAD.
>>124271739What % is that face sitting at?
>>124271793Slaughter of the Soul is so painfully mediocre that it blows my mind that it managed to spawn an entire barely metal subgenre.>>124271824GHOULS
revisted ocean machinehttps://youtu.be/VFM0wz4FEZYwhat other album closers do you like
>>124271793FocusLeft Hand PathLike an Ever Flowing Shit
>>124271516I don't believe that's a woman. It's more likely a hipster homosexual carries a picture of Varg than a woman.>wants a woman to be manlyCorrect, and straight. Women with a masculine bent which complements her femininity are sex. Many great rock & metal bands recognize this.
>>124271793Deicide debut. Also, Slowly We Rot and Cause of Death
>>124271824>>124271847cope
>>124271871Correct.
>>124271793It's underrated.
>>124271848just look at that ugly piece of shit coverhow can someone look at that shit AND release it under his name? absolutely baffling
>>124271895It looks great
>>124271793It's pretty solidly rated. Rare album that deserves as much praise as it gets.
m-mommy...
So baldcucks all agree that Formulas is the best Morbid Angel album right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNIFkMk2O38
>>124271980Aged like fine wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhUnETz0EE8
>>124271990YES! I love this album so much.
>>124271990Blessed > Covenant > FormulasI'm not a big fan of Altars either
>>124272013I fucking hate Mortician
>>124272052>BlessedHow do baldcucks get into this album? Sounds like shit, as in I would prefer it to literally have demo production than whatever the fuck they did this album. Was it Scott Burns who made this travesty?Covenant literally has a punk track on it, no idea how that album got a pass for that either. Even the riffs I think are much less interesting than on Formulas.At least we can agree Altars isn't that impressive, besides that Trey wrote a black metal riff before black metal existed. .
>>124271980who's that bitch
>>124272117we love punk here
>>124272014It has a nice churn to all the riffs, like a slow rolling tide of lava.
>>124272117>At least we can agree Altars isn't that impressive, besides that Trey wrote a black metal riff before black metal existed. .Where?
>>124272125Anneke van Giersbergenstart here
>>124272151https://youtu.be/o5Pg2AeFc2k?t=22
>>124271860>I don't believe that's a womanYes, we already know you're schizophrenic queer homosexual, no need to repeat yourself.
sex, drugs, rock n roll baby
>>124272191furries, cosplayers, and gamershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzTIVaMusEk
>>124272178>you're schizophrenic queer homosexualGood morning to you too saarsister
Blessed's production is so fucking dogshit I would have created black metal in butthurt as well. I have never heard a production job take away so much bite and in return get nothing. Its not even atmospheric, nor cavernous, nor particularly clean, nor natural, nor raw, its just shit. Literally the worst production in metal history?
>>124272117>Covenant literally has a punk track on it,No.
You could have gone full Varg and intentionally shat up the production with dollar store mics and it would have been better than Blessed. How the FUCK did they do that?
>>124272247Breeding the Spawn and Stillborn are also up there for shit productions
>>124272117Produced by themselves
>>124272233Schizophrenic queer homosexual strikes again!
>>124272349Kek that explains it. Even the worst professional producer wouldn't manage to fuck up that badly.
>>124272284Stillborn by Malevolent Creation? I've never thought it was shit production. Certainly not good (very flat sounding guitar tone and drums are too low in the mix), but it's not on a par with Breeding the Spawn which sounds like a couple of broke teenagers trying to record a demo in their garage.
>>124272163I'd rather start with my tongue up her bum
Good album
>>124272427Greatest album.
>>124272284Failures for Gods is up there with its tennis ball drums
>>124272427GREAT album
>>124272427Fantastic riffs spoiled by horrible vocals. Too bad there's not an instrumental version.
Heretic is good actually
>>124272474I can only tolerate so much faggotry in my general but this horrendous post really pissed me off
Deicide for people with hair?
>>124272500Vital Remains.
>>124272500Hate Eternal
>>124272489And I can only tolerate hearing so much grandpa shrieking before I feel the need to give that ancient diapershitter a much needed dirt nap. Stay off the fucking mic.
zoomer holocaust when?
>>124272480always wastheir greatest pleb filter
>>124272541This made me laugh. Funny post, anon. :)
>call a bad album a pleb filter>trick anons into listening to shitty albums
>>124272604Norsetourist is doing that in the other thread right now
>>124272604>make up imaginary world and greentext it>post redditfr*g
>>124268044Always thought this album was rushed. To me, a lot of the songs end mid trip when things would really get going...
>1 viewThanks youtoubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh9SwWMP0y0
>>124268171Garbage album.
>November 2024....I am forgotten....
>>124268375He was a pretty smart dude.
I love the "slam march"cha chacha chachachacha cha cha chacha chacha chachachaCHA CHA CHA
So now that I lost quite a few hair follicles returning to some OSDM, I can say that CM still remains the king of "OSDM".
>>124271907comfy rocking ocean waves, townsend used them as a backdrop for shows
>>124272747>2005>osdm????
>>124271907>biomch
>>124272747Based. That riff on the first song of the album is twisted and evil. Wish they did more with that.
>>124272747Actually Incantation's DC would come close if it wasn't for the old man nap final track. >>124272765Year is irrelevant, OSDM is a genre.
>>124272778
>>124272806>Year is irrelevant, OSDM is a genre.They're tech death.
How do you go from this...
>>124272844to this?
>>124272854unironically Reddit
>>124272834Its just a faster better version of ATG though. Actually thats reason enough to make baldcucks dislike it since anything too intense they hate. Ok you convinced me. Then we are back to Immolation's Unholy Cult or Incantation's DC album (but only if you cut out the last track).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzLPxZR6joI'm not sure whats after that, Redditcide and Formulas? This genre sucks lmao.
>>124272854lls
is Fractal T.T.'s Alf Svensson moment?
>>124272881what do you like?
>>124272827>Ehated here>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbeloved here
metal. heh, what a joke
Can we even consider Incantation's DC album truly OSDM either? Its a bit too chaotic and intense for boomers right?>>124272912>he askedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZOsAlmgrohttps://youtu.be/PwkStxVoUCs?t=5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ino_lO30hNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuerw3t7Wg0&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qQZeI8eQzYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNS-iCzdibEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQN_atmlAJshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4
>>124273008embarrassing
>>124273008Listened to everything, beloved, plus chad
>>124273008>Can we even consider Incantation's DC album truly OSDM either?Isn't this the one they cry about?
>>124273033I believe they call it riffless, yes.
>>124272604
NU >>124273181NU >>124273181NU >>124273181NU >>124273181
>>124268387I like this.
>>124269931Not bad. The intro part before the tempo shifts and where the vocals come in reminds me a lot of Coal Chamber's song "loco" though...
>>124274011>Coal Chamber's song "loco"This intro is actually pretty good and I agree with the similarity, I was about to start asking myself "wtf was I wrong about nu-metal?" before the buttrock riff started right after the intro. Almost got me with that one, luckily this meme genre will never make me eat my words about it.
>>124270308Looks like something I would have drawn in high school.
>>124274723Yeah but it rips
>>124274911True.
