Maps of Hordaland and the Middle Earth edition.Varg Vikernes about dictatorship accusations(direct quotation):>Imagine that the maps on the wall here were used as evidence to "prove" that I was a megalomaniac with plans to become the dictator in Norway. Det Som Engang Varg: >>124307730FAQ: https://burzum.org/eng/news.shtml
>delete this post>something went wrong!Thanks 4chins
BLASTAN?
bump
grindchads what are your fave albums of 2024 so far?really enjoyed fumist and eraserhttps://youtu.be/FLUjFsadhdI?si=nSm-_2x9nbSo1vd4https://youtu.be/mQDi4uN5v3E?si=oJ7QWkm7tHc52pPT
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731214937415371.webm
Why doesn't JDawg just get hairplugs
I've coom to the coomclusion that /metal/ is the gays of all generals on all of the 4chans. This is includes the /fglbtfaggot/ generals and also the /pony/ ones too.As a test to proove my hypoothesis, I will post a metal song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLoI will now wait for "metal" posters to either shit on it or ignore it. By ignoring or shitting, you've thus prove that /metal/ is for the gay boys who like to drink coom.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
look
>>124343313
>>124347151i looked
>>124346702we love the black satans here, newfag
Seth Putnam about the Early 3 a.m. gathering after the all ages show(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody was a so-called "faggot", they were anti-republican, they were pro-vegan, Bob from Dropdead cultivated this
>>124347151Alpha face
>>124347222Correct.https://youtu.be/iFSdTQSDY2k?si=pwdmkuIIk6wltoE3
>>124343313>2m intro and outro for a 5m song>>124347151His name is WHAT
yo that iron attack anime shit be slappin frfr
>is good in your path
Iron Monkey are the beginning and end of sludge metal. Acid Bath is for normals.
>>124348075>Swamp Slipknot
>>124348097Why is it called that
>>124348105slipKNOT FESTival you furry freak.
>>124348097Name a single band there that isn't kino. I'll wait.
>>124348097Insane that people like these shitty festivals. I’ve never met someone who would go to that.
>>124348097Wish I was there >father/son tour
>>124343313God I fucking love this atmoshit.
>>124348726For me? It's BaB
who the fuck keeps listening to slipknot
>>124349005They still fill arenas
>>124349005normies and simpletons
>>124349036>simpletonsso, /metal/?
>>124349233Yes, we love and cherish Slipknot here
>>124349005I like them.
metalhttps://youtu.be/pM76LtznNrc
Megadeth
Infester
>>124349411
Thr first slipknot album is amazing and better than a lot of extreme metal/hardcore releases from the same time. Iowa never really clicked for me much outside of people=shit
damn, I forgot how great this album actually is. all the songs are really memorable, the vocal performances are top notch and unique and even the playing and recording is really good. there's nothing else quite like this album without the drama, infamy and poseurs it would still be a masterpiece of second wave black metal, one of the absolute best
>>124349709I'd rather listen to pretty much anything else from that scene
>>124349799same
>im always BLASTIN DSBM while my mom drives me to my rheumatology appointments
>Genre: Cinematic Metal
Elegantly cinematic in more refined style of Havohej, a slower aesthetic projects distorted visions of morbid joy. Syncopated primal melodies guide darkly abstracted riffing in revelation of structures within, under vocals capable of dramatic range. Guitars function using basic riffs as support for vocal delivery. Black metal mythos is enlarged by this cryptic, enigmatic document of warlike intentions by the synergy of its elements. Selective keyboard riffs in central positions of melodic development centers song structure. Energetic atmosphere fuses gothic into metal through the commonality of synthesis between fear and desire.
>>124350065stop making fun of my favourite genre
>>124350093>tries to make cinema metal>ends up making kinludo metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFF2Nw9HpHQ&ab_channel=LucaTurilli%28Band%29-Topic
>>124350106
Sinister - Bastard Saintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBchKhT76I
>>124350111Rhapsody have only ever made shit metal.
Dead general
>>124350971And we like it that way.
>>124350971Working on my GED while blasting illegal slams
piss metal
>>124351065ULTRA BASED
>>124350906There have been no posts here in nearly 2 hours, and you bump the thread with more of your off-topic spam, never music. And you do this in many threads.
>>124351109We hate music here.
>>124351109We like catspammer here. You're the one who doesn't belong.
>>124351109and why are you angryyou should be angry because nobody posts
>>124351109he's the only good poster here
>There have been no posts here in nearly 2 hours, and you bump the thread with more of your off-topic spam, never music. And you do this in many threads.
the catspam has gone down in quality lately. I'm just not kekking as much these days
Sup /metal/. Sick thread. What VPN should I get for evading bans?
>>124351065most intelligent poster on /metal/
Norsetourist let's see your online ESL program
>>124351166Get a phone and move to a major city in your country.
>>124351065/shreddit/ baldcuck iq strikes again LMAO. absolute melanated subhumans, but what's to be expected of a board where normalscum post p*nkfag garbage in a metal general
Punk is pretty cool. We like that here.
gimme some d-beathard mode: not Swedish
>>124351134>>124351146you are mental-ill, cat-tranny samefag.
>>124351218Correct.
>>124351263Correct.
>>124351290Looking forward to failed normalfag baldcucks getting a new hobby
FUCK THE MELANATED CANUCK WHO ENJOYS ANIMAL TORTURE PORNJUST POST SOME FUCKING METAL
>>124351290Don't forget spamming the thread with the same nonsense about the dozen terrible bands he listens to. His brain is stunted and has literally stopped developing, that's the only explanation. That and schizophrenia.Symptoms of schizophrenia:>Delusions: False beliefs that are difficult to change, even when presented with facts>Disorganized thinking and speech: Speaking in a way that's difficult to understand, or shifting between thoughts without a logical connection>Disorganized behavior: Acting in a way that's bizarre, repetitive, or purposeless
Morbid Angel
>>124351263the other is not even me
>>124351320Mindbroken and mentally dominated.
>>124351320Fake News.
>tfw grew out of metal
>>124351320Symptoms of baldcuckery:>Over-reliance on post-African repetitions>Popslop 3 chord p*nkshit disguised as metal>Normalscum mindset which prioritizes 'le sovl' over quality
>>124351354>>>/mu/
>>124351290>>124351320>>124351369Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWF3gjHE5Mw&ab_channel=Mayanferno
>GODSMACK - World Tour 2025>Special Guests: P.O.D. & Drowning Pool
>>124351449This same exact tour could have happened in 2004
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMOk4UuvkYY&ab_channel=MollyHatchet-Topic
>I'M A MELANATED BALDKEK AND I'M PROUD>I'M NORMALSCUM DIAPERCATTLE AND I'M PROUDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKRo12zAok
>>124348097Satanic Warmaster needs to be there
>>124350103Dsbm is for women
final verdict: disgrace
Why did no one tell me about this? A bit too gothic for my tastes, but it's still enjoyable. Procession of Misery is a great track.
>>124351720>band whose primary audience is edgy and 2deep4u 16 year olds sucksI am shocked.
>>124351732tell that to the fairy tell guy he's the one who needs to hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYRDjlnDC3Q&ab_channel=SlamAndreas-Topic
>>124342718What house and rave music was varg listening to?
WHERE'S THE PLACE TO FUNK
>>>/r9k/79406797
>>124342718>black metal was tolkiens fault all along
>>124352037Striborg's entire discography
>>124351720No fucking shit.This is like someone telling you Knuckle Punk just released the hardest metal AOTY, did you expect anything except mediocrity?
>>124342718Total support for the helmet on Varg's shelf.
>>124352087honestly I would expect more from a band called Knuckle Punk
>>124352171hell yeah my hitlerian brother! I dedicated my life to supporting the coming of the third...or fourt...or...anyway the next reich! that is, sitting on my ass all day leeching off other people and posting in a bot spammed general where on a good week one other loser sees my 90 iq posts, I mean my supporttotal 1488!!
>>124352326BASED
Death Spell Omega
>>124342718>He fucked up. He's a very intelligent guy. He's a very talented guy. But he wanted to live differently from us so he decided to burn these churches. lt must have been one hell of a rush for him. But now he's in jail, and that must suck for him. But, you know, he has himself to thank for it.
>>124352357Why does he always have a shit eating grin
>>124352357You know your scene is edgy when you're the least edgy guy in it even though you made an album called "pure holocaust"
>>124352357You know your scene is edgy when they dress like characters from The Matrix
>>124352584>*axes u*>heh, nothin personnel
>>124352326>leeching off other peoplecool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>TOWARDS THE MOONS OF BLASH-ACK!
>>124352627Varg isn't jewish.
>>124348058saw these guys opening for Goatwhore. Good show but their music is so boring
>>124349709If this album came out today people would be calling it AOTY
>>124352616>all that plastic shit from the toy storeyikes
>>124352683Unlike you.
>>124351720dude breakdowns lmao: the album
:)
Need it or keep it? Haven't seen Xandria with their new singer.
>>124351320>>Delusions: False beliefs that are difficult to change, even when presented with facts>>Disorganized thinking and speech: Speaking in a way that's difficult to understand, or shifting between thoughts without a logical connection>>Disorganized behavior: Acting in a way that's bizarre, repetitive, or purposelessThis perfectly describes posting on 4chan, doesn't it?
>>124353045Metal.
>>124353199Thank god, I can finally tell people I'm metal.
I used to say the prayer in "Enter Sandman" every night before wishing for the well being and change of heart towards the good of everyone in the world - especially Osama Bin Laden. I wonder if my mom learned the prayer from the Medallica song and if the character of my religiosity as a child was partly a consequence of Metallica. Cause and effect is so strange. It is hard to be perfect in a world like this. The Buddhists say you have to sit around until you go crazy and then you get to exit the cycle of reincarnation, but the only way to prove or disprove this would be to sit around until I become "enlightened" (insane, probably). I'm not even sold on whether editing the matrix is a good idea or not. Seems I still have some growing up to do before I can be God with a capital G.
Metal? Metal.
>>124354136*exiting, but wow, that is very metaI have called 4chan a "reality synthesizer" to try to explain karma and how the internet interfaces with mass psychology with people in the past and I'm doing it again.
>>124354157>Priest and Slayer buried in the billalso literally who the fuck is sleep token
>also literally who the fuck is sleep token
>>124354185Call me young werther cause I be so sorrowfulListening to Angra like we did in the carpoolTunnel under over, my mind is a strollerPsychologically, my mind is a toaster
>>124354202*yung (The spelling is relevant to why I'm rapping in the first place, in the thirst place...)When you're typing, you can disregard your lisp and spit specious sputniks of pseudosuicidality into space without spitting)
>>124354230
>>124353045Take your tranny pop rock out of here. Not metal you zoomie faggot
>>124354251Bitcb I dont give a fuck
>>124354157Is this a bait image? And didn't slayer split up after like 10 "last" tours?
>>124354344Kerry King realized his solo album was dogshit
>>124348097>vendedhas nepotism finally reached music festivals?
>>124354256I'm probably older than you.
>>124343313This is a good beatdown album.
Is complaining about nepotism basically complaining about people being more fortunate than you within the system our immediate ancestors had to work in? Even nepo babies did not ask to be born. If my uncle can hook me up with some work, is that nepotism? Is this nepotism envy a particularbaffliction of people who arent from here and have no network or family with roots and interlocking survival strategies?
>>124354561>>>/pol/
>>124354561On topic.
>>124354561see >>124354251
>>124346702>clicked on a metal thread>posts a metal song>calls everyone in metal generals gay>assumes a bunch of random outcomes in an ostentatious way pure autism right here.
Two peas in a pod
>>124354976Forgot my OC
>>124343313Good tunes, but God am I glad Leif stopped singing.
>>124354185sounds like the name of an nft
Is there an album with more catchy choruses?
>>124355635If they're so catchy, why don't I remember any of them?
>Satanic Warmaster fans
>>124355745H has obsessively read every single review on the website. It's too much of a coincidence when he starts repeating things
>>124355745They can't handle his god-tier taste in death metal.
>>124355716What?
>>124355745schizos attract schizoswater is wet
>>>/g/103126777could it be him?
Started listening to this last night. Not sure if it makes me want to read Livecraft or Houellebecq first, but brutal title. >H.P Lovecraft: Against The World, Against LifeH.P Lovecraft has inspired metallers like Burzum and Metallicahttps://youtu.be/1YrjQ5S99Ew?si=E8nm0l5UpImsEjah
>Jute Gyte – Oviri (2017)>Post-hardcore math rock posing black metal for low IQ artfats. Park your car in the garage, shut the garage door with the buzzer, and rev the engine you die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
>Jute Gyte – Perdurance (2016)>Schizophrenic musical ideas and noises thrown at a fucking wall and pretending to be metal music. This is not metal music. This is attempted atonal technical noise rock that fails miserably at being rock. Jute Gyte is meant to appeal only to art fats who finger their assholes to modern art and taste it afterwards as they’re developmentally disabled and nobody ever told them that their fingerpainting sucked as they didn’t want Jute Gyte to throw a fit and fling the paint all over the room. Bring the straight jackets.
>>124356147Lovecraft has been inspiring metal since Black Sabbath. He's great, although some of his stories can be a drag.
>>124356155>>124356172Correct.
>>124356177I think the most metal thing I've heard by him is "The Music of Erich Zann".
burzum is awesome
I can only get off work for one. Which show do I go to?
>>124356279top-tier dickgirl
>>124356728Psycroptic is the band I like most out of all of them. Six Feet Under was kinda fun when I saw them, but that was back in like 2013. I have no idea how they are these days.
>>124356790why are you mentally ill?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731288228348605.webm
Beta Orbitor would be a cool band name
>>124357222>only opens up for all-female bands
>>124356807Thanks. That's the one I was leaning towards.
Uhhhh... based?
My girlfriend asked me today while I was driving her to work: "what is the appeal of grindcore? how can you listen to this"I genuinely didn't know how to answer this question.
>>124357558>My girlfriendstopped reading right there
>>124357494They're making fun of you chuddy>>124357558Tell her to let you heckin' enjoy things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOZVj1jgm8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOZVj1jgm8
>>124357558grindcore shows are the only social event where my gf will decline to come with me. sucks, her taste is pretty good otherwise.
>>124358406sacrementum? more like sucks on mens cum
This sounds like AI:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9-LMnNv74>Released on: 2006-01-01
>>124358448you sound like AI, you fucking guy
>going to see bands liveDo you faggots actually still do this? Live music is a young man's past time.
>>124358536>t. current metal killer
>>124343313*mogs mortal throne in ur path*
>>124358536I saw blood incantation live 4 days ago and the crowd was mostly 35+ year olds
Twink Incumtation is the gayest band I ever heard in my whole life brah brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUUgNXGyLc
>>124358697literally me
>/meal/ spends the first 50 posts talking about how hman is about to come and shit it up>150 talking about hman later hes still not here and the thread is totally deadlol
>>124358762buckbroken general fr
>>12435869730 minutes of truth nukage brah brahBuncha faggots in the comments
>>124358762He was probably finally temp banned for the explosion of schizo spamming all weekend
kek yesterday had like 3 threads. Today we didn't make it through one
>>124358926
https://youtu.be/X0AnLvPs6JE?t=258
>>124354157Where's sabaton?
>>124355719I'm going to write reviews like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhUj9EjzUaE&t=18
Just saw dying fetus and black dahlia murder. I had fun :-) Glad to see BDM still put on a good show without Trevor.
>>124358697>bald bearded faggot with glassesnot watching
>>124359474you watched lol
>>124359523I saw the thumbnail dumbass
>>124359555and then you watched it
>>124359562Shut up Jerry your band sucks
>>124359572I'm not him, he seems like a cool guy though. definitely more interesting to talk to than the subhumans here
>>124359577Order something via FedEx and you might get to meet him
>>124359605I don't live in Milwaukee
Jdog brotherYou know I always been in your cornerAlways sent you a few paidskies when they'd been drying up yknowBut brotherYou gotta buzz that hair of yours brah brahIt's getting pathetic man
>>124359747Post that under his next video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Yxk6h_-HgLegends
Metal for this feel?
>>124359816Based fellow /lit/ metalfag.
Fuck you stupid metalfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CCQUL-QQ>Cassette version with extended intro and sludgier vocals along with an echo effect on Opening the Graves, No rain intro on Soaking in Entrails, and a completely different DeliriumShould you alter the sound of a demo when re-releasing, and when/where/how much?
How did Acid Bath become suddenly so popular?
>>124360275They've reuinted for some gay festival.
so how does one growl correctly?
>>124360478there's tutorials a youtube search away
>>124360478you go raaawr
>>124360576More like saaar lmao
>>124357558Come out of the closet
>>124359816Warcrab
Cowmaster
DAT TONE
^nobody cares /v/ermin, fuck off
Entombed
Vermine?
>>124352326Kek
>>124361078>site-wide lolcowOuch
>the riffmaster is this swarthy armenian
>>124361638this was pretty based nglhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THexRRZKrSU
Metallica
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Crxo1kiNJBEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Crxo1kiNJBE
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Steve Vai
Not going to lie, this shit caught me off-guard with how good it is. Melodeath doesn't do much for me these days but this is hard as fuck.
>>124361872Based. https://youtu.be/hXqq0h7UXck?si=W91r9tsXGi8RQKz_
>>124346728Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124361828Pop rock.
PYRRHON (NEW)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOq_OuLJHug
>>124362405>PYRRHONSkipped
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731341409587522.webm
>>124362405PYRRHON (GAY)
>>124349589Agreed. Although there's a few more bangers on Iowa such as Left Behind and My Plague, it's not nearly as consistent throughout as s/t.
How old were you when you realized Kalmah is one of the best metal bands of all time?
https://hellvixen.bandcamp.com/album/rites-of-carnal-lust-beneath-the-veil-of-redemption>AI generated thot as the "second member" of your bandlmao
>>124363675AI gfs will change everything
Varg gay af
>>124363675>SingaporeChecks out
>>12436340013, but then I un-realized it at 14
>>124348467father and his son in concert metal
deathcore
post something
>>124364523
>ctrl+f ''mortician''>0/0mortician fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DencCEwzcoE
>>1243646116/10
Lads my 2024 has been a bit shiteWhat ones am I missing? I know Departure Chandelier but it didn't really tickle my taint like the first album. Most of the bands I was looking forward to released boring shit.
>>124365528brat
>>124365528If you're open minded for more proggy/post shit, here's some of my favorites of 2024. I mean there's other stuff here too but uhh. Yeah. Less said the better kek.
>>124365799>unironic Time II
>>124360959based and Long Island pilled
>>124343313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpVL9o080uII hate this.This is a specific kind of power metal that can be categorized: A bunch of stupid verses over a beat. Add some lifeless riffs, some ohh ohh's, some unmemorable solos, and lifeless chord changes.
>see that Judas Priest are playing my city>no "Golden Circle" tickets available>will have to last hours without going to the bathroom to keep my spot >see the "Tool diaper meme" posted here a week ago>read all about people wearing diapers to concerts>fuck it>order some adult diapers on Amazon>they fucking deliver it to my doorstep in a big carton with the diapers on it>all my neigbours see>try them out a bunch of times before the concert (took me a few tries to put them on right as well)>day of the concert comes>one of the first ten in the venue, grab a water and run right in>first row>can hold it in during the opener>Priest come to the stage>FUCKING ROB HALFORD LIVE IN PERSON!>piss and shit myself in excitment multiple times during the gig>have the time of my life>suddenly: Encore>they are playing fucking Painkiller>fucking crowdcrush all of the sudden>everyone pressing against me>shit, my diaper>it gets lose>shit falls out of my ass>people around me are disgusted and quicklydisperse>even ROB HALFORD sees it but keeps it professional (still looked disgusted)>Security pulls me out of the crowd and throws me out>miss the last epic riff>have to take the train back home (2 hours) with a shitcovered jeans>hide in the restroom and cry >at the train station, some bum laughs at me and hits me in the balls with a beer bottle
>>124366289>stupid verses over a beat. Add some lifeless riffs, some ohh ohh's, some unmemorable solos, and lifeless chord changes.That's all power metal though?
>>124366337Good power metal takes me to a place.The verses have vocal intricacies; vibrato; splitting of the end/beginning of one line in to another; melody.The riffs at least have some bite.The ohh ohh's are always conclusions to tension build before.Good power metal has incredible solos.Chord changes are usually unnotable.
>>124366331HEIL
>>124342718Giant weasels of Melkor edition
>>124366390Are the musicians in fursuits?
>>124366625If I ever make money I will 100% make my own fursuit and I will try to innovate paws which are good enough to play guitar with. I'd also like to incorporate a mic in to the fursuit head, and a wireless transmitter in the nose.
>>124366638You should try to make one using old plushies that you found in dumpsters. That would look cool
>>124366625Glad I'm not the only one anymore who can identify the homosexual schizo.
>>124366709He is the best poster here.
>>124366733Disagree
This is perhaps the best power metal song in the world:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqwa3PLXuN8In the first minute there are 15 different things which grab me.
>>124366831Bummer Gay is terrible.
>>124366866Correct.
>>124366866Gamma Ray is (was) top tier. I have just made a 5 minute vocaroo explaining why this track is the best power metal track in the world but I'm on my windows gaming dualboot and I don't have drivers for my audio interface installed so I used my phone to record the vocaroo and I must wait 15 minutes to post it. I am not reviewing my vocaroo before posting. I could sound like a doofus. I am eating. Don't care. I want to be somebody (soon).
>>124343313Aoty
>>124366931They sound as bad as my farts smell LOL.
>>124366931>I want to be somebody (soon)You've failed to do anything except be an inoffensive lolcow no one really cares about for about 3 years now (if not longer I've lost track)
>>124366831My commentary (unreviewed):https://voca.ro/1cg9jlYYJzLF
>>124367104You sound like a detective from a noir movie but gayer and with missing teeth
>>124367104When you have food in your mouf you sound 3 decades older.
>>124367104still never clicking one
>>124367178I sound like bateman when I whisper just right.
>>124366866Ramma Gay would have been a better name
I love listening to myself and I want to talk about something else but I will only talk if I feel it come to me. I am posting something I have been listening to because I hope to find another song to talk about:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po6-9DTEM2U I don't know this song well enough to sing along.
kiggy
>>124367265Correct.
Deicide rocks I love deicide, my favourite deicide riff is the one on When Satan Rules His World
>>124367265In tired of my fellow white men saying they are white like it's a problem. They realize this is a hidden insult to all white people, don't they?
>>124367468check your privilege
>>124367265>>124367468>>124367509Not metal.
>>1243675322019 metal AOTY
>>124367532Incorrect. Lurk for two years before posting.
>>124367265so truewe must resist cheeto fascism as a diverse community of metallers we start by turning off that pesky NSBM
>>124367546thank you progressivesister
I am strong as hard as metal
>>124367539That stoner rock has nothing to do with metal.
NEW>>124367569>>124367569>>124367569
>>124367567doom/thrash
>>124343313>>124348726>>124353384>>124358552Best blastings of the thread
>>124367468It is a problem. We need to be more vocal irl about this.
>>124367539This goatse album is AOTY? Fr fr? Ong?
