Guitar gooks edition>>124512267
First for FUCK GLEN BENTON
>>124520874is that a heckin korean girl making a cutesy face
OPs without the FAQ are illegitimate, much like themselves because they have no father
BLASTING
>>124520893like the 8th time you posted this pic boring ass troon
>>124520904You'd know, wouldn't you?
>>124520886True
>>124520886fact
>>124520904you're fighting a losing battlethe autists that have taken over this general will make shitty repetitive OPs. Hope you like Varg and korean pop musicians
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
is this the thread or is it going to get nuked?
start over
this is not the thread FUCK this
>>124520886>>124520904Fr
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732382863215945.webm
>>124520915I guess this is the thread
>>124521088>This album is the Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit" of heavy metal. It brought heavy metal to its knees, and castrated it mightily. It is, then, by definition, the most damaging, counterproductive, and overrated LP ever to be released. Even standing it up on its own, and not letting it poison the minds of those that came after it, I wouldn't even put it in the top 10 most influential thrash releases of 1986... it's easily killed by the unholy trinity of Darkness Descends, Reign in Blood, and Pleasure to Kill, which pushed the envelope of metal in three different, related directions. It's not anywhere nearly as enjoyable as expatriate Mustaine's Peace Sells, which was technically brilliant and a whole barrel of fun too, or as dark as Possessed's sophomore effort, or Sepultura and Sodom's full-length debuts. It's not nearly as punk-as-fun as Nuclear Assault's first. Then I could throw in fifteen, if not fifty, other backwash thrash LPs that did nothing for the genre as far as influence goes, but are still a whole fuckload more enjoyable than this one.
>>124521108Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! mogs the fuck out of Peace Sells and is the best 80s Megadeth album by far
>>124521097based, Christ's Cage is the definitive Immolation songhttps://youtu.be/IMRtvqs4y3M?si=FkqMudy5bWRbsQvK
Nappy Pozzy
>>124521298Ozzy > your favorite musician
>>124520874Her reaction time is fffffffFUCKED
>>124520915
>>124521108so many words and all them are wrong
>>124521108I don't know the authority you're appealing to
>>124521366>>124521406newfags
>>124521426new to what?
>>124521426oh sorry i'm supposed to remember a 20 year old review from that pozzed sitealso that cocksucker is trolling by giving it 0%
>>124521426>le boogeyman FRED DURST! the nadir of musicality!
Did we post weeks yesterday? Anyways post weeks.
>>124521426it's the smells like teen spirit, that's supposed to be an insult?
>>124521496
>>124521518based
>>124521518Metal :)
>>124521566he deserves more respect
jeff becerra bros...
>>124521688is there a legitimate news source anywhere about that or just gossip and rumors
>>124521688He should form a band with Ellefson
>>124521688>believing r*ddit
>>124521426This is honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever read. One of the dumbest things ever written regarding metal.
Do you think I'd have to pretend to like Megadeth if I dated Electra Mustaine?
>>124521767Dave would respect you if she brought you over to meet him and you wore a Metallica shirt
>>124521518I know a former scene kid when I see one
>>124521767>Electra MustaineFucking EWWW I hate Megadeth even more now what the fuck. Absolutely 0% of this band is salvageable even the stupid fucking faces of these people.
>>124521688he's 56. crippled. half blind. is he really using pornobrained slang like "gooning"? then again after the vince mcmahon thing, i don't know anymore
>>124521818https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
>>124521809do you think ellefson follows her on instagram?
>>124521837nah, she too old
>>124521837Why do you think Dave really kicked him out of the band?
>>124521837>ellefsonHoly shit I forgot about that guy. I'm about to have a mental breakdown from the pure hatred that fuels me.
>>124521718screenshots from some whatsapp and a voice recording, apparently there are multiple people who have stated apparently hangs out in groupchats with supposed 15+ year olds or some shit.>>124521746I've only seen whatsapp stuff>>124521818Dudes online a lot, it wouldn't surprise me if he picked it up from gen zgonna have to wait to see what happens, also apparently his supposed gf left him over him talking to highschoolers and his daughter even went on some fucking podcast regarding it. I'm just shitposting it idk details
>>124520874
>>124521112idk if you are trolling me but I meant the band brah brah
There should be more gatekeeping
>>124521866oh yeah i was 100% trolling. mhm. definitely trolling. definitely knew there was a band called Iron man
>>124521518
>>124521877correct
What went wrong?
>>124521911>BelialHOLY FUCKING BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVfjkOHzxj0
SUP DEVILSJDAWGBACKANSWERINGSOMEGODDAMNQUESTIONS
>Jeff Becerra is a nonce>Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS>Chris Barnes is a drug addictis this it for death metal bros?
>>124522056>Trey developed schizophrenia from stimulant abuseThis was the final nail in the coffin actually
>>124521974HEIL
>>124522130Honestly I liked it despite the disappointing solos.
>>124522056I wonder who will be next, place your bets
>>124520952Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124520874I need an autistic 10/10 asian (japanese or s. korean, no offense) gf
124522224chinless incel detected
>>124522224INHERENTLY
Britney Spearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
>>124522468this is a Laura Branigan generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs
Possessed - No More Room in My Van
Possessed - I Saw Her Standing There (Beatles cover)
Possessed - Seven
Scream Bloody Gore
sucks
>>124522490>>124522515>>124522564Diaper death sucks
>>124522515kek
>>124522792Correct.
Kreator
>>124522857such a stupid fucking song but I love ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEnZGB9Vx4
>>124521426Where's the lie
>>124521856
>>124523130>hey, Dave, check out muh stain
>>124520915Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
>>124520915Solid top 10 spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9QU9c2Q7sHow the fuck are these geezers still able to make something this hard?How does Halford still sound like he did 35 years ago?
>>124524072He sodomizes gypsy boys. It gives him special powers.
>>124524173Trannypopperr does that too
>AMON AMARTH!!!
>>124524916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2z5zoQaht4&pp=ygUPQU1PTiBBTUFSVEggUk9X
>>124524072Ask yourself: why does Halford's voice sound so good and youthful on the album, but worn-out in concert?
>>124525066Because he sucked your cock before the show he he lol lol
>>124525066because he's an old fucking grandpa and playing shows past 7pm is elderly abuse
>metalfags consider this the peak of beauty
>>124525081I have no recollection of that. I must've been passed out, just like the time Rob considered raping Di'Anno while he was passed out.
>>124525210Is that Girlschool?
>>124525210No, Gilfschool.
>>124524072Negru, what do you think of the Cheeky Girls?
corsetslam
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732118766106860.webm
Gaylord
Gonna go see Sumac live next monthAnyone else like Sumac?
>>124525657Poocuck are hated here.
>enter /metal/>ctrl F "Wiggerslam">0 ResultsI am fixing that right fucking now. post only the most KINO wiggerslam. I will start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSP9gtazJY
>>124525713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa-gruFS1Q
>>124525713NOT METAL.make yourself die slowly and painfully.
>>124525771Gayest shit ever
>>124525771this sucks ass
>>124525776Metal is just proto wiggerslam
>NOT METAL.>make yourself die slowly and painfully.
>>124525771Goated with the sauce
>>124525926The sauce being cum from a BBC
>>124525771probably the best metal album ever
>>124521931I thought it was decent
>>124525987oops sorry meant to respond to this post here - >>124521088
>>124525771Pretty good
VIOLENT REVOLUTION
>>124525771Cool
>BadSmell Omegamale
>>124525799trannypoopper looks like this, kek
>>124520915One of the best live albums of all time.
>>124525771Amazing.
>>124525799why do you have that tranny saved and why are you posting him here?
WE ARE UNITEDUNITED IN A WORLD DIVIDED
>>124526096ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>124526152shitposting website
top 2 live albums1. Alive2. S&Myou're literally gay if you disagree
>>124526211>1. AliveIn Athens
>>124524461
>>124526277AOTD
>>124526292AOTC
>>124526306AOTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2QAYVlUJEmetal
>>124526384I can fix her
>>124526384filth for sex addicts who watch too much porn
>>124526384not metal
>>124526384not only is it not metal its not even music
>>124526384stop posting this softcore porno video
>>124526384/metal/chuds SEETHING
>>124526384anticipating tastelets using this song in PMVs
>>124526384Stop reply to yourself idiot
>>124526384SOTY contender just dropped
>women can't make good met--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpFAN3My-Tk
>>124526747hawk tuah
We need more women in metal (dressed as sluts and being obscene)
>>124526747This puts Blood Incantation to shame when it comes to genre blending. Incredible and revolutionary music.
>>124526809Correct.
>>124526747not metal>>124526764no>>124526809stupid retard
women shouldn't make metal.because they CAN'T.
>>124526848>>124526865>>124520893
fun fact: there is no such thing as a metal song with female vocals.
My favourite Arghoslent album is Galloping Through the Battle Ruins hbu?
>>124526908
>>124526706this place really needs IDs
>>124526937keep crying
>>124527010based
>>124527010>>124527038gay faggot queer
>>124527010Correct.
>>124527048HOMO
>>124527010Agree.>>124527048Disagree.
>>124527010lol gottem
>>124527262this rules
sleep well metealheads good night
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDERFUCK YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO
>>124525657For me it's Suma.
>>124521108Boris is an annoying hipster faggot
>>124526635no
oi punk
>>124528044inferior genre
thoughts on Cathedral?
>I look back and am amazed how we released ‘Black Sabbath’ in February 1970 then toured, wrote, recorded and released ‘Paranoid’ only 7 months later! And these weren’t knock-off albums, they are both full of our classic tracks.-- Tony
>>124528220The Carnival Bizarre is pretty good. Discard the rest.
>>124528260Pretty sure cocaine wrote half of Paranoid.
>>124520915imagine carrying your band with your voice because no one can write riffs and getting kicked out for the most innocuous "transphobic" comments ever. such is the price for being in a -core genre I suppose
>>124528194which one is the superior
As time goes by my favourite Sabbath record has shifted to Sabotage.
>>124528582Blasted that earlier today. It's fantastic and I'm starting to agree
>>124528599I really love "The Writ." Ozzy's best performance without a doubt.
I AM READY TO FUCKI AM READY TO FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LovUYBddko
>>124528852I honestly thought the thumbnail was a man with Down syndrome
>>124528885metal in a nutshell
Unholy inversion of hope,twisting the faith of the meek into hate.Driven insane by the dark one,to bring forth the foul biddings he speaks.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
I'm still baffled that literal teenagers released most of the classic albums and I'm sitting here barely able to play the simplest fucking riffs. Am I a shitter or....what the fuck?
Varg is a genius
>>124529171You started playing too late in life.
>>124529171>classic albumsAll garbage.
>>124529171It was a different timealso they practiced like 10 hours a day
>>124529330That's what you have to do to be decent at anything artistic. Either have rich parents who buy you an instrument young and pay for lessons or spend your entire adolescence focusing on nothing else
>>124529375YepKirk's guitar teacher was Satch Boogie himself
huh, my demo will drop after I quit being an alcoholic thenHEILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAC6P96Xl4M
>>124529456What about the MMORPG?
basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuFba4XhCNg
>>124529171I can confirm ur a shitter
>>124529467I'm not that furry weirdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zy8BfEAhj4
>>124529502
SLAYER
>>124529617HEIL HANNEMAN
>>124529658>*kills ur favorite guitarist*
fuck jannythat is all
>>124529617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMj3ePwGeR0
>>124529713that + alcoholism
>>124529744
This general has lost the plot. Jumped the shark, if you will.
>>124529763first week here? this is one of the better threads lately
>>124529728>age-restrictedPUT IT ON ODYSEE, BRAH-BRAH
>>124529778I've been here since 2012.
>>124529721Correct.
>invents djent>says djent is not a genreif they didn't suck so much, I'd appreciate this IRL shitposting
>>124529968The emocore vocals ruin it. They are excellent players
>>124529975djentbros definitely know how to play their instruments, but they have no self-control or discipline to retrain from wanking or being post-ironic meme-loving fucks, least of all writing good songs
>>124530001Didn't this guy get outed as a nonce
>>124530001their music is not even wanky and is filled with hooks to the point it's arguably not even metal. their emo vocalist ruins the whole band but gives them crossover female appeal
>>124529968I thought Meshuggah invented djent
>>124530051sure, but it was the bands that came after that came to be known as "djent"
>>124529713the left elbow pocket, right on the spot where heroin users injectmmmhmmim impressed knowing megadeth were all on smack for the early albums, hard
>>124521358im diggin this but daym this drummers kind of a noob
autistic screeching but good
>>124529043>>124529076You're a Canadian pothead with swollen piggy hands
>>1245300518:08the first djent riffhttps://youtu.be/4MlYgt-QdMI?si=N5eBb46InFW0GJRR&t=484
>>124530215i cant read wolf what is this
It's good. Fuck all those who disagree.
>>124530303I'm open to shit like this and thought it was boring
>>124530303literally the worst shit ive heard even within this stylei have to assume youre the bald retard behind this to continue shilling it.
>>124531251still blows me away that Les Claypool and Larry LaLonde are on this
>>124530303>all thosenobody's ever even heard of those bands
>>124526747new Blood Incantation just dropped
>brief synthesizer noises>death metal for two minutes>proggy lounge music for four>two more minutes of death metalWHY did they think this was good songwriting?
>>124531529Yeah, and the prog parts are good while the dm parts aren't.
>>124520915I forgot why I liked this album so much, but it came up in shuffle and all of a sudden I remember why.
>>124531543The only more-than-decent non-DM section was Thorsten Quaeschning's synthwork on Stargate pt 2. Everything else I found either mild or embarrassing, and they suck at tying all of these segments together into movements, let alone complete songs. The death metal moments aren't their best though, I'll agree.
>song sounds heavier on the demo than the album
>>124531529I really try to not like it, but I like it a lot. Not top 3 but definitely this year's one of the top albums. A top album doesn't need to reach new ground in a genre, it just has to be solid and surprising. Pic related is an awesome album, one of top albums of this year. Recently I've been doing some exploration on Spotify, and I have stumbled across something like nunü, it's a new wave of numetal that I think that their target audience are rebellious 11 years old alt girls. Shamefully I must say, that some of the songs are really catchy, and I wouldn't mind blasting it with my daughter.
>ALRIGHT NOW>WON'T YOU LISTEN
>>124520915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2W2QGsgmdo
>>124531799lol, check out All That Remains if you like that dreck
I love All That Remains.
>>124532140
>>124532262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvpjToDX-_I
The best Swedish black metal album:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ARTvwy0vHI
Here's my review of The Mystery of Time.
>>124520915https://youtu.be/jrB6suwToCs
>>124520915>band makes a double album>there is almost no fillerHow did they do it?
>>124531529Spectral Voice > Blood Incantation
>>124532365Thanks, this is much better than anything Hack-tor could come up with. Brilliant.
I've listened to a bit of >Guardians of Time>Abraxxas>Nibiru OrdealThey all suck.
Morbid Angel albums ranked:Formulas > Blessed > Altars > Covenant > Gateways
>>124531529>play some notes with an instrument>play more notes with another instrument>stop for a bit>play again some more notesWHY did (You) think this was music?
>>124533204>4chan user discovers progressive songwriting>dies instantly
>>124531529Honestly it's not a bad album but it really isn't anything mindblowing. Way too overhyped.
>>124532222yikes
https://vocaroo.com/1c8Sm4d0BI1k
>>124533404Berlioz?come on he's not that bad
>>124532222Based quads of truth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAgCBUPWCKs
>>124520874who is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPXC6FSHp-s
>>124533506Sorry, I'm not 80 years old so I won't be clicking that.
>>124533506bob daisley or brad paisley, pick one
>>124520915Impaled are the perfect death metal band
>>124533404lmao @ trannypopper following hector around everywhere he goes, shes actually in love
>>124533550bob
https://voca.ro/15FOS1k5EbhB
>>124533605This >>124533448 has better vocals
>>124533076gateways is the most chad album
>>124533610Cheers, that was me Bongman from two years ago. Dare I say my vocals are even better now.
>>124533640most repetitive album
>>124533076NopeAltars >> Blessed > Covenant > Formulas > Gateways >>> Domination
>>124533787Your vocals sound like a rat being sodomized by a monkey
>>124533817Thanks.
>>124533817metal af
>>124520874How come the OP has a racist slur in it?
>>124533404Hell no he’s your problem now
>>124534092thats what you object to and not the off-topic webm?
>>124533787BONGMAN!!!!!! :)))))
>Makes a solid album with your band>Ditch them, pretend you've always been a solo act instead of a band and take credit for the work>Never make a single critical or commercially successful album ever again afterwardsAs karma goes
I thought everyone was exaggerating how bad this is. I've only ever heard Worship Your Demons, thought it was total ass, and wrote off the rest of the album given the reputation it has. I'm listening all the way through for the first (and only) time and I hate it. Even setting aside that it's Cryptopsy, this is just a bad album. The clean vocals come out of nowhere and sound like total shit and kill what little the songs have going for them.
>>124534455Damn nicca ima gon' give this a spin and then give an opinion.
>>124533578LOL
>>124533578Fact
Varg has died.
>>124534860Naaw niqqa he good.
>>124534455I saw them on this tour back in 2008 when they had just released that. They were booed on stage and after they got off Vader scolded the crowd and defended them saying "Its all heavy music" lmao.
>>124534890Brutal. The album sucks ass, I won't defend that. But I gotta feel for the vocalist. Seems like a nice enough dude and at least the band seems to have moved past doing crappy deathcore and is now making forgettable death metal. At least we still have the classic albums.
>>124533578trannypoppe tryna bury this
>>124534930There was a ton of hate for the deathcore sound in those years among """true""" metal fans. I had a similar experience in '07 where Job For a Cowboy headlined a tour with Behemoth and Gojira. So many people left the main area after Behemoth played that the venue turned the lights on for the JFAC set. It was maybe 20-30 myspace-era scene kids left from a show that must have been at least 800 people. They also fucked up the scream they do in that one song that got them popular. Then they blew up shortly after but I think they stopped touring with "real" metal bands for a while.
>>124534870Marie confirmed it just now.Fuck.
>PEE SMELLLSSSSS UGHH
dave mustangs voice has ruined every song he has ever done
dave mustangs voice has improved every song he has ever done
>>124535032>>124535032>>124535032NU
>>124533578Real.. Burzum is awesome btw
Not a fan of MustaineSeems like a secret gay
lol
