Return of The Rodent EdishOnly Here To Make The Edish SubEdishEnjoy Talking To BleepRat SubSubEdish>FAQ:What are things that are hated here?ParalLEL fifths, blastdrum gimmicks, unresolved consonance, and especially riffs>Believes The Parthenon is Straight>>124746898>King of this Pathetic Shitheap:last.fm/user/Only_Perception>Metal song of the day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRfF7W4El60
Another stellar edition my liege!
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
post sex metal
>Only Here To Make The Edish
>>124756634Correct.
BLASTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO77Z6G1V9s
Damn this mogs every Pantera album
>>124756620Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124756634Depends, if bleeprat plans on taking another hit of the crack pipe and spamming for another 300 posts I don't stick around replying to a bot lmfao. I leave that to the low IQ inhabitants of this general (3 unique IPs).
>>124756654There are at least 10 regulars here. Not that any of them are smart, but it showed up on the poll couple months back.
>>124756634>still seething over xer thread getting nuked yesterdayLol
https://youtu.be/nsE-JSBE3u8?si=UZOyMIVs0Ag09ER3&t=53HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYFUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKJDW8WJ2B8WDJDUW9DJDNWK2UWI
>>124756662>There are at least 10 regulars hereAbsolutely THRIVING activity.
Alexander Scriabinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApCm3UO6nQ
>>124756662https://strawpoll.com/kjn1Dv1NdyQnew poll to confirm how many posters there are
>>124756696This will be bombarded with VPN.
>>124756706Don’t do it Heck I’m interested in the actual number
>>124756706Unfortunately I closed the tab so I can't see all the exotic countries that vote "no"
>>124756722Exotic like exporting bananas?
>>124756677Based
Anyways, Jvte Gvte
Antifa loving Woke Thrower is hands down the most overrated band ever in Death metal history.
>>124756696
>>124756652>>124756620Schizophrenia, autism, extreme ocd confirmed. Data proven.
>>124756850Why are you replying to yourself, Iass?
>>124756850>Data proven>t. Jonathan Greenblatt
Saving the real results before trannypopper turns on her bot army and spams it. Bald general. No wonder these old wrinkled retards hate dissonance and newer metal so much.
>>124756839ETERNAL HEILS TO THE SHINY DOME
>>124756860Why did you reply to yourself again, Iass?
>>124756852Now this post really confirms the aforementioned diagnoses. Lmfao
>>124756887How many times are you going to reply to yourself, Iass?
Arcturus
>>124756891>How many timesZero. lmfao
>>124756865All 6 of those votes for "no" came from exotic literally who places. IP list in order was: Tuvalu, Saint Vincent and Grenadines, Palau, Monaco, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Nauru. She's already started. >t. guy who made the poll
>>124756900Why are you replying to yourself, Iass?
>>124756910I said I closed the tab, I made it on a private one then closed it. you could have made the poll yourself it would have been funnier with a screenie of all the east Asian countries
>>124756910Figures. Poor Iass must be norwood 6 to be this frustrated over it. Ah well, at least we all now know the truth of the balding general known as /shreddit/.
>>124756910>>124756929>>124756931kek
>>124756929Why are you Iarping as me when I'm the person who made the poll? Schizo fuck.
>>124756640
I turn 32 soon and I just noticed that I am now a Norwood 2. Time for the cream lol.
Melanated Funeral
Obtained Melanization
>>124756652Lass, why are you replying to yourself?
Anthems to the Melanated at America
>>124756937Hell, you could have done it with all german/turkey IPs. that'd be dedication
>>124756964Lol'd irl.
Slayers
>>124756947do you have bald relatives? basically everyone in my family is NW1 or NW2 but not more than that.
Literally no one knows what 'norwood' is, you absolute kretin.
>>124756992My dad is a 4 in his late 60s and my Grandfather died at 90 and was probably a 5 so it happens but slowly.
>>124756992Your mom is balding? LOL
Can’t you guys not ruin everything?
>>124756850Why the daily kvetching and projection?
>>124757028Qui? Qui? QUI?
For me it's Jute Gute
When did Latinxers take over the NSBM game here in North America?
>>124757020welp, then I believe you have a good chance of getting even deeper into the NW hole :(
>>124757036To combat the mental illness behind the faggoty NSBM daily spam of course.
99% of NSBM is shit, you got to listen to the good stuff, like … ?
>>124757211Kaevvm - Kvltvr
>>124757189You lost a long time ago. You still have your bagels.
>>124757189He finally admits he is an ADL fag and this is his "mission"
>>124757236>long time agoYou mean like when you fags permanently lost in...1945? Lmfao
any good gothic metal? any good female fronted metal? looking for truly dark bands who embrace darkness. preferably anything but black metal
>>124757285The GatheringThey just announced shows with original line up
>>124757296I thought they were a rock band. I'll check them out again anything else? I really like frantic Amber's sound
>>124757275>he still comes here daily kvetching about NazisKEK
>>124756696So 11 real votes, and 30 Heckvotes
All the schizos here are not Americans. This general would be godly, if only Americans were allowed to post.
>>124757389/bleep/ rat is American
>>124757327Mandylion and Nighttime Birds are gothic metal, the later albums are prog/alternative rock>anything elseMy Dying Bride and Paradise Lost obviously, though PL changed style with almost every album
>>124756660>find the same snarling wolf stock image>black out the eyes>add vampire teeth
>>124757451Mayhem should reissue all of the Maniac albums without Maniac
>>124757451Their covers are admittedly shit, but I love their music
>>124757285Theatre of Tragedy remains as the most underrated death/doom. Beauty and the beast vocals, very gothic, great riffs.>anything but black metalWhy, are you a fag? I could give you some good bm recs too.
>>124757285>>124757677Oh and here's the link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3EDj7P6Ks
>>124756777How do you feel about the lost album?
>>124757703Unreleased album? You mean why I think it’s unreleased?
I got this song stuck in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QAVF7fobds
>>124757703>>124757732Bands just feel jilted if they get a bad offer from the label. And then it gets buried, like it was a one time opportunity. Several cases like that I can think of.
Mouse King metal
Dissection has the best lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXmYEyZyk2g
>>124757285First three Theatre of Tragedy albums. Also Tristania and Sirenia.
>>124757855>>124757855>>124757855>>124757855
>looking for truly dark bands who embrace darkness.
>>124758002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHhW3v1BIA&pp=ygUJbmFyZ2Fyb3Rono posers
>>124758002>okcupidJej
>>124758002I CAN SHOW YOU EVIL AND DARKNESS JOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqiWdLwb0dY
>>124758082Oh my gosh, look at this adorable little kitty! Isn’t it just the cutest thing? I need to save this and share it with the kids—they’ll absolutely love it!
>>124757336>comes here dailyLike the she-fag does with that queer spam
>>124758260Correct.
>>124757984Based ToT enjoyer.I didn't post this pic cus I got warning once for it lol
If any of you neets can even afford floor tickets, find me on the floor, a shirtless /fit/ man wearing a sombrero, with a large breasted brunette by his side for free, very potent drugs. Tell me you're from Tuscaloosa. I hate you niggers like you wouldn't believe.
>>124758340Not sure what this has to do with MUSIC Iass, try >>>/soc/ if you want to make friends you lonely loser?
>>124758361>a live metal MUSIC show>Not sure what this has to do with MUSICSorry you can't afford tickets neet. Why don't you bitch about the fags rubbing lotion on their bald heads, rather someone actually trying to engage the thread
>>124757272Correct.
>>124758399Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>124757900I wonder why Worm never came to Europe. They were advertsed in Germany but every google search I do ends up at some tabloid "deadly worm in Europe" article.
>>124758393Yeah Iass if I blogged about going to the mall where they play "music" its still not related to MUSIC. Live shows are anti-music to begin with and their "discussion" is nothing more than blogfagging and >>>/soc/ faggotry. Not to mention you are seeing not a single metal band (besides Polyphia, take a picture of Timberly for me, Iass).
>>124758458>t. Never been to a live show
>>124758480Going to them is how I know they are anti-music, if they were PRO-music then people would shut the fuck up, stand still, and LISTEN; instead of whooping, hollering, clapping, recording, shouting, mongreling, and being melanated jungle swingers.
>>124758439Cope
>>124758501Lass, you have never set foot inside a music venue. Shows are some of the best times available. Shut yer fuckin mouth, get outta the basement, and go to one.
>>124758515Answer the question, lass.
>>124758540A final solution?
>>124756618Deadvin is quite the rat yes but she's my rat and I know she loves me so be nice to her, guys
>>124758525>in my mind, it wasn't realConcertcucks prefer schizophrenia than the truth.
>>124758557Correct.
>>124756681Correct.
>>124757083When Trhä made his 40th album probably
>>124757400She's Jewish actually, be careful when discussing nazis around her. The autism starts flaring up again
>>124758559>t. Never been to a show
>>124757285Type O Negative obviously. Not female fronted though.
>>124758622Correct.
>>124758626I prefer Deftones personally
>>124758539
>>124758634are you a 15 year old mexican girl?
>>124758647Refer to >>124758640Thanks
>>124757285Windhand slaps and is female fronted.
>>124758622>t. assravaged metalcel Not only have I been to your metalcuck concerts, but many electronic shows where actual women exist. Both are anti-music, but only one has women.
Thrash metal more like trash metal
>>124758660Nice, I feel like Skrillex makes electronic metal if that makes sense. The two greatest genres of all time
>>124756626Deftones
>>124758671Never saw skrillex Iass, thats incel electronic. Go to hardstyle shows, raves, trance, etc.
>>124758678I'm a dudeHardstyle and trance are fucking terrible though congrats on your shit taste brother
Even when metal discusses good genres of music they still manage to have terrible taste, impressive really
>>124758689You go there to dance with women, the music is irrelevant retard.
>>124757732no retard, what do you think about it?i think that shaune kelley is an alien in human skin, just talking about technicality, the riffage of ripping corpse in the lost album is inhuman, beyond mindboggling, i don't think there is a more technical album made after it, only some bands like the chasm come close, if we gather all modern tech death guitarists and tell them to learn one track from the lost album I don't think they could do it.
Blastinghttps://youtu.be/jZXSbo5lHhY?si=-fQDrOPADtFrK3DZ
>>124758702Unsurprisingly low IQ take
>>124758696>>124758660Thank you lost and lonely /mu/ tourist
>>124758724Tourists have better taste than this general tbqh
>>124758736No you don't
>>124758736Correct.
>>124758557She's genuinely autistic but that's okay
What are some bands to feel like I'm balding?
>>124756640this rips
>>124758719>>124758724No electronic is worth listening to besides the early Berlin school, IDM, progressive stuff, Breakcore, and maybe some atmo d&B. These live shows will all be filled with men, because women don't listen to real music (besides classical because its easy listening and part of an authority structure). You go to garbage like trances and hardstyle because its filled with ratchets who want to grind at a moment's notice if you are tall and attractive. Metalshows are anti-music, metalcucks would rather hoop and holler at their pop shows than listen to the shit music being blasted too loud in the shitbox venue with 0 acoustic design. For that price, you get a sausage fest of 0% women. Classical concerts are PRO-music. Learn the difference.
>>124758767Would listen if you had provided a link but oh well, maybe next time you could though. Thanks in advance
>>124758766Any band with members over 25 years old
>>124758629Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>124758774An unsurprisingly low IQ take from someone who thinks they're smart without realizing how stupid they really are. Classic
>>124758788Meant for >>124758774 my bad
>>124758784I'm over 25 and I'm not balding (thank God) but any specific bands? I'll never know what it's like to be bald but I do feel bad for all the smoothbrains here
>>124758791Sorry Iass, no one is impressed by your post-African repetitions shat out on fruity loops. Try some Stockhausen next time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2yMRMjFGc
>>124758801Why are you pretending that post was yours, lass?
>>124758820>>124758828See >>124758689
Stockhausen is music that idiots listen to to delude themselves into feeling even an ounce of intelligence that they're lacking
Eh no matter what approach you use, ol bleepy remains bot-like. Boring! See you Iasses later, enjoy the thread. Loving Every Laugh.
The true rat (low IQ) leaves with his tail tucked between his legs. Epic
The most retarded aspect of metal shows is during intermissions (i.e. mouthbreathers scrambling to move their own gear on or off stage) the 80 IQ "sound guy" will immediately queue up more metal to blast on the dogshit PA system. So after your ears have been raped for 30 minutes, you get raped again because the goblin controlling the mixer wants to feel like a DJ. And most local cretins just go outside during the intermissions anyway. I haven't gone to a metal show in years, no regratz.
>>124758886Actually the most retarded aspect of metal shows is the music lmao
>>124758776No need to be a prick. You could've found it in a shorter amount of time with an image search than it took you to type that shit.https://caligarirecords.bandcamp.com/album/deadened-nerves
>>124758898Too late now, already have other better music cued up. Maybe next time you'll share the link with the album?
>>124758704It’s good of course. The riffage itself reminds me of Atrocity but taken further. There’s a reason Tougas uploaded it
>>124758897Correct.
>>124758817Strapping Young Lad
>>124758897Well okay point taken but I meant the worst part of the show as an event per se.
>>124758905Nah probably not
>>124758919Yeah and I meant the music lmao
>>124758921No worries, I'll just listen to Deftones instead
Get out of here you Negru wannabe
>>124758938You'd rather listen to that slop? I think you might be brain damaged, or perhaps a faggot
I tried to listen to Darkthrone's last 4 albums or so and man... they suck. I get they haven't been interested in Black Metal in many years, but that doesn't mean the Metal they want to make has to be so dull and uninspired.
>>124759011I've tried getting into them quite a few times, but it never clicks... There's better music out there anyways, so it doesn't feel like I'm missing out
>>124759011They've (mostly) been a shitty tribute band since 1995, not sure how that's surprising.
>>124759093Sardonic Wrath rules
>>124759011I like the last 4. I like the entire run from Underground Resistance to It Beckons. It's very old school Celtic Frost inspired but at the same time feels fresh and unique to me. No one else is doing what they're doing. The only Darkthrone I don't care about is the more punky shit they did after The Cult is Alive.
>>124758557Although if only she could be nice back. Ah well, plenty of fish in the sea as they say
>>124759010Ironic post. Fucking mongoloid
>>124758965Okay, sounds good to me
>>124759093It isn't surprising, but they've gotten worse over the years. They're just lazy as fuck now. Probably only releasing albums because it pays the bills.
>>124759223Correct.
>>124759123>No one else is doing what they're doing.
>>124759235Retarded frogposter. Neck yourself
SUP DEVILS
pro darkthrone fan here. these are my top 10 over the last year. if i was going to make an actual top 10 i'd probably move some shit around but the scrobbles don't lie.
>>124759235post a single modern band that sounds like anything darkthrone has released in the last decade
>>124756640https://youtu.be/GIZdK8JadoU?si=Ig-PBCiOVcAQoRGg
>>124759259This is a joke, right? Fucking terrible lmao
>>124759093A shitty tribute band is a good way to sum them up for the most part >>124759123I'll try giving them another shot, but I won't be going into it with high expectations
>>124759185You listen to music made for teenage girls and homosexual men.. Kill yourself nigger
>>124759293The only 2 good Darkthrone albums are at 1 and 2 so I can't imagine what you think would be an improvement. Also, Panzerfaust fucking sucks.
>>124759318Deftones is chad-tier but I doubt you'd know anything about that lmao
>>124758710https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qyevBv3u8Vs&si=EYAIRIoEHVU_O36Q
>>124758661only worthwhile post
>>124759363Nah you just have shit taste as proven by your previous posts
I think her autism is flaring up again. Showing off her Darkthrone tracks lmaoooo yes very cool. Working hard at being nice over here
>>124758926>>124758897Hahaha
Any good rat-themed metal? Asking for a friend
>>124759378no tastes have been posted though
>>124759346deftones aren't metal>>124759360don't post non-metal blasts in the metal general>>124759363thrash is based>>124759378>>/mu/>>124759391what the fuck are you talking about?
>>124759428Oh right sorry you only post good takes here (you gotta work with the autism vros)
>>124759422>rat-themedjewish?
>>124759441The track is clearly dungeon synth which is metal actually
>>124759443I mean, having autism is a prerequisite to post here.
>>124759451Don't be antisemitic towards her please, not nice at allhttps://youtu.be/HfcgaLwCk_s?si=b1cvZnQKrvcF02k7
>>124759468I'm narcissistic and autistic actually yes, all musicians I share are with the purpose of showing off my superiority taste regardless of whether their music is good or not
Alright now that she's actually in the mood to be nice I'm leaving. Boring! See you guys next year maybe
Old School Death Metal Vs Death Metal
>>124759510hope you find the help you need. perhaps a therapist and some anti-psychotics?
>>124757285Swallow the SunNot the new album thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_8Q-5Z6zQ
Chilling in the house, moving like a mouse
>>124759346Do you trick yourself into listening to that garbage, or do you actually have shit taste?
Sunbather
Tfw models don't listen to true metal
Any good breakfast themed metal?
Very cold cloudy weather today, wonder if metal had anything to do with it? Metal is very powerful music, maybe not the best by most metrics, but loud and strong (much like myself heh)
Is metal the best genre of music? Probably, that's why it's the most popular underground style of music
Although I wish metal were less racist and antisemitic, maybe more political would be cool
>>124758918Devin
>>124759451Correct.
Rank these albums:Wolf’s Lair AbyssGrand Declaration of WarChimeraOrdo Ad Chao
>>124759510How will metal ever recover
>>124759524Melodic Death Metal for me
>>124759552Sorry I didn't read this because I'm not in the mood. Maybe next year! : ]
>>124759422Grand Belial's Key - Kosherat
I know she still posts in the other general but I prefer when she posts here so I don't need to deal with her lls
>>124758719Correct.
AAARRRRRGHHHNEW SATANIC WARMASTER SOON
>>124759441I said I'm working hard at being nice because being nice to you requires effort
>>124759831I'm excited for the new Bilskirnir album
Just a joke though don't worry
Any good metal to cry to?
Dungeon synth is the best subgenre of metal
>>124756865>Thinking anyone will believe 36 people voted on this poll in under 30 minutes and you didn't just spam votes (again)Holy shit you're retarded. There aren't even 36 unique posters per thread here
>>124759888>dungheap synthNot metal >>>/b/
>>124759875most black metal makes me cry because its all such shit
>>124759441Alternative Metal is indeed metal
>>124759831ULTRA BASED
>>124759896Bongman is the only poster who matters
What's the heaviest non-extreme thrash band?
>>124759975Why do you orbit a guy who hasn't posted here in years?
>>124759945Objectively correct.
>>124759982Why to you cower in the shadow of Bongman?
>>124759981Razor (before shotgun justice)
>>124759982When he left he cursed this place
What's your AOTY, r/metal?
>>124760049I’m not beholden to such human constructs as the calendar year.
>>124760049Knocked Loose
>>124760049The year has been quite shit for me.It's either this or Replicant.
somehow even the AiCschizo was preferable
>>124760112At least they were half-funny.
>atmo black for balding death metal millenials who hit plastic watermelon vapes
>The second half of Charmers of the DesertBest Album of 2024https://files.catbox.moe/4fvn6q.flac
Holy shit
>Exaltation of Cruelty>December 13, 2024HEIL
>>124760293Bubonic Boilsqueezer is hated here
>>124760256I definitely prefer this album to their previous album/EP
>>124760293>the "finnish black metal" mimicrywhat did he mean by this
Carnival music like the bands that play sea shanties, folk songs, and show tunes at the Disney Palace.
Metal bitches
>>124759831>>124760293We HEIL Satanic Warmaster here.
>>124760293cant wait for this to get spammed excessively regardless of quality
>>124760425Pirate metal bitches
>>124760425so deathspell omega?
>>124760293ULTRA BASED
>>124760285Best metal album ever fr
>>124759901Don't cry too much, bit pathetic imo
>>124759897Dungeon synth is indeed metal, listen to Trhä
>>124758704>>124758909What do you think of the Atrocity comparison? Not even sure which came out first. Re-listening to it now in full.
>>124760112Why are you such a bitch sometimes jeez
>>124759422Satanic Warmaster has a song called "eaten by rats."
>>124760782Yeah because they're cheese.
>>124760789Correct.
fursonic larpmaster
>>124760293AOTY
Are jews allowed to listen to metal even? Probably not. Sad
>>124760891No.
THUNDER
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>124761152Doesn't get more metal than that! Lol
https://youtu.be/jd_HmLEhVqA?si=IRcOGLy9ZfoPcC23
https://youtu.be/MlcJQYON2Go?si=O5h7eg9YnMErv82a
Why does Ulcerate get so much credit as the premier dissodeath band when Pyrrhon fucking mogs them?
https://youtu.be/3gD6K5gPbMQ?si=vnilRc3dce9Qgael
>>124761293>>124761305>>124761320Doesn't get more metal than this! \m/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2jCbXiEQI4
>>124761312Not true
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uWsD4LDRwyc&si=edfjwVhE-MEAzn7h
>>124761312Both shit.
https://youtu.be/LIxIfBzL4v8?si=f-k6FjxQuA-uqFUC
https://youtu.be/GOSTlT691O8?si=tPErBDK3y4Kvpr3r
https://youtu.be/fgEqGFwcfdM?si=FsiwYW9ajwqsSFpL
https://youtu.be/lwi0v6WNYaY?si=bf0mzVhYdOWrFixg
https://youtu.be/lwi0v6WNYaY?si=oLShN5mDcFgtcGqv
https://youtu.be/73FkUYTF6jM?si=gdaZ0uKv3uRgReX8
https://youtu.be/-DqmBmmp6As?si=1_9Y1zvSOKbt_9NK
https://youtu.be/J5GSiPM80Rg?si=-bCXvriM1setG8rJ
https://youtu.be/TC1AvkzjZr8?si=1idU5TPtpqCfiUFf
lol.
https://youtu.be/vtuZmShWLGo?si=0IlPlBzhdL7LuWu2
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1733960785676188.webm
https://youtu.be/tgVWJDL3hoE?si=vNUVJLpIlNN_0fzU
https://youtu.be/nqiVvOXotyw?si=Dy1ZLI4soeJlHn0z
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM?si=36uZRSrvM6nybb6N
>>124761477cute
>>124761488ULTRA BASED
https://youtu.be/KvknOXGPzCQ?si=hHE45t8zueBBOvuz
>>124761506he's just hungry not sad
>>124761468GREAT song
WAKE ME UP
>>124761513Kys
>>124761513Sad because he is hungry
>>124761532https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo
>>124761536Go on a diet maybe?
>>124761557it's early friend
>>124761581Don't be a bitch thanks in advance
>>124761586ok
>>124761555>>124761555>>124761555
