Cosmic metal edition
Metal for eating ass?
>>124785600Jute Gyte subedition
>>124785683Poppy
>>124785705I like good metal like atmospheric sludge and stoner doom but good metal is definitely the .1%
AOTY
>>124785728Wrong artwork my bad
>>124785737>leeching forced memes off of another schizo retardJut sad
>>124785728ULTRA BASED
>>124785728Fell asleep by the third track, might try again tomorrow.
Thoughts on prog metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGDXjY8ARLY
>>124785728Highly patrician.>>124785737Disgustingly plebian.
Blasting?
>>124785779
>>124785779:)
>>124785758>might try again tomorrow.Do it. Second track was kinda meh but rest of the album is killer.
>>124785787Huh didn't know there was a new Kasturn. Only checked out the s/t and that was very solid
>>124785779Wish I could look as cool as this. Fucking badass.
>>124785728Really nice cover. Reminds me of Mutiilation.
>>124785751I don't understand how Jute Gyte is a meme
>>124785823then you clearly don't post here a lot
>>124785831Correct
Alright well that's enough metal for one day. Time for some dungeon synth
>>124785848I love Deinonychus but Fatalist was very underwhelming for me.
>>124785806It's ok, nothing exceptional. Comfy listen.
>>124785858Yeah I don't listen to most of these albums but I like some of the artwork. Might get some band shirts this weekend
>>124785871And I know metalheads will think this is bait but I'm serious and they will be visibly upset regardless
>>124785871Well if you want to have Deinonychus but better than that, listen to "Ode to Acts of Murder, Dystopia and Suicide"
Satanic Warmaster, Darkthrone, Obtained Enslavement, Deathspell Omega - the 4chan metal. How boring and pretentious. I think I'll go explore reddit, I have more in common with the metalheads over there.>inb4 the "reddit is bad!" fallacy
Bon Scott looks like shit now.
>>124785882Hmmm I would but the title is pretty off-putting. I think I'll listen to that ISIS album instead, something a bit higher IQ if that makes any sense to you
>>124785887Reddit is bad.It's just gotten better than this shitheap as the last 2 or so years of this general have become completely fucking unsalvageable.
>>124785895He's not bald so there's that at least
>>124785903It can't all be bad.
>>124785898I remember when people put effort into their bait
>>124785887Excellent choice
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124785903And these are the same people who ask why I would post in a metal general even though most metal is unlistenable trite. Wouldn't expect much complex reasoning from these folk though
>>124785909It's mostly bad, not "all" bad
>>124785910And I remember when people recommended better music without the stupid edgy titles. The .1% of metal to be fair
>>124785925Kind of like metal music, understandable
>>124785914Then why aren't you over there? Posting here is masochism.
>>124785941So true tourist sister
What's the best entry point into Jute Gyte's discography?
>yet another single poster trying to force an unfunny meme
>>124785959Vaginal entry
>>124785954I'm a dude and objectively right as always>>124785969I'm asking a genuine question
>>124785959Unus Mundus Patet or Verstiegenheit
>>124785941Correct.
>>124785985samefag
>>124786002Wrong>>124785985Thanks anon, appreciate the support
>>124786038>Wrongwrong
Now that the dust has settled, who is the better musician: Varg or Euronymous?
>>124786053Varg is a retard, but way better at music
Thulêan Mysteries is actually good wtf?
>>124786053Snorre Ruch
>>124786065I hope his next album is pure dungeon synth again. If I'm not mistaken he refuses to use traditional metal instrumentation because synthesizer are trve white technology
SwartchadsWe are back
>>124786068I think Varg is better personally
>>124785977Thanks, I'll check them out
Varg is a genius.
>>124786314Yeah this is even better than most metal, truly AOTYhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVLU-oGD-Y&si=sBQouzEpmj4vfs0g
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyGy_f92WE&si=0aiQZFw-JIvC0olWHe should be doing soundtracks at this point, truly next level synthwork
>>124785779SATAN OR DIE
Metalheads aren't gonna pander to anyone, that's just how we operate. We're a different breed compared to the rest of our mechanical pathetic society. Rock on, guys.
metal
>>124785600paranoid by black sabbath is the #1 metal album on rym
>>124786572Correct
>>124786582based
>>124786582Yeah but that's by all of RYM, I prefer the more underground stuff like Godflesh or maybe Trhä for example
Any good metal to listen to while stuck in traffic? Probably something slower. Thanks
>>124786671Go Sunami style on those mother fuckers, remember that everyone is your fucking enemy. trust absolutely no one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtXIZhJYeE4
>>124786722Did they really misspell Tsunami? Lol
Dunno which one of you retards said sewershit was the queen here but I'd say Poppy is way more relevant and musically talented. I guess that wouldn't be metal though
>>124785779This got me feeling profoundly retarded (in a good way) https://youtu.be/Who9Dd9276U
Snorre?More like Snore
>>124786671You want something fast, to alleviate the tedium of the traffic jam.
Asked this last one but no responses:What are the best bald metal bands? And yes, every member must be bald to qualify, no exceptions
>>124786792Good joke!
>>124786796Burzum
You wear tracksuits, we wear trenchcoats.We are not the same.
IRON MAIDEN
>>124786796not all bald but I stumbled on these guys while new release surfing. you'll never guess the genre
>>124786854Looks gay as fuck. Grindcore.
WHERE IS IT?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YvQ6vDQ80khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YvQ6vDQ80k
>>124786796The site itself is great (for non-classical), the faggot mods and the censorship however is another thing all together. Also the classical section is a fucking disgrace. >>124781796Its good background music, yeah. I've posted him here like 10 times.>>124781798Nah that guy only got me deweighted (who cares lol), typical OSDM faggot cries to the troon mods over a fucking RYM rating. Entire genre of estrogenated larpers scared of their own shadows yet playing all this aggressive music. Pic related, crybaby bitch sounds more like a tumblr female than a man. The actual perma-mute I received (with no warning or appeal) was for asking why Nazi bands are removed from the charts and not Communist ones despite both being proven to have genocided millions (Soviet Russian for instance literally (as in literally) had a gas van that would pick you up and gas you along the way to the hole in the dirt where you disappear into forever). Of course when you question censorship what is the answer always given? Censoring those asking about the censorship. xxgtu
post ÖÜGH-corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAWS0axinfQ
>>124786968First reply was suppose to be to this >>124781761
>>124785728>AOTYWill be coming out in the next two weeks when Teitanblood release the final mogging of metal.
>>124785887>I have more in common with the metalheads over thereLmfao, no doubt you do. This entire general is literally just /shreddit/ pretending to be 4channers.
>>124787006ULTRA BASED
this kills the poserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LovUYBddko
metards do the dreadnoughts count as metal or punk!https://open.spotify.com/track/16okyAWAlUFsNacLxukOsp?si=z1E07fH0TTKxbd--zMkFVQlisten and decide been wondering this for a while
>>124787052>spotifyTry >>>/facebook/ next time normalfag. Fuck off and die.
Scandinavian metal really is on a whole different level, goddamn
Nikki Sixx shared the following message today
>>124787088Why, did you discover a nice mouse colony for you and your Rodent family over there, Matthew?
>>124787102Damn, stay strong Nikki. We support you wholeheartedly \m/ \m/
>>124787102>>124787109No one cares, try posting this on >>>/mu/ instead.
>>124787075wow you're somehow so much of a cunt I think I can smell you from your mother's basement you gormless fucking hotpot
>>124787107/metal/ is a nice rodent colony and I've successfully colonized this place
>>124787125Cry about it on >>>/facebook/ next time normalfag. Maybe you'll find another dumbfuck like yourself who will pretend to care.
>>124787138Are you really this triggered by spotify or are you pretending to care this much
>>124787149Why are you still here replying Iass? Take it to whatever normalfag shithole you came from and belong to. Fuck off and die.
>>124787035Now these guys know how to look cool despite being a metal band, probably attributed to a higher overall IQ
>>124787159I'm a dude and a different poster and you sound genuinely upset at the sight of a spotify link. Impressive honestly
>>124787127Very unlikely, you've just become another faggot blending into the background of this shitheap.
>>124787181Yeah I'll go release some anger on my fucktoy Devin, she loves a hard fuck.
>>124787183Nah I've become the best poster here with the funniest jokes in every thread now with a great sense of irony and sarcasm combined with a biting, demeaning style very typical of metalheads. The new king of this dumpster fire of a general
kill yourselves
>>124787196Crazy how obsessed you are with both me and xer after not having posted in this place for an entire year. Really did some damage on your psyche eh
>>124787197>>124787206No one cares
To be fair being the smartest person here is like being the smartest person at a downtown bus stop. Not exactly a high bar
>>124787197Nah Iass, all you do is spam Thra-nny and talk about IQ in such an obvious manner that only /metal/ would be dumb enough no to notice it. The poor baldcucks here don't even notice you lmfao, totally invisible and forgotten.
>>124787219No one cares, lass.
>>124787219*ladI've been clearly noticed here by you and you're going on a solid 10-post run now because of a single spotify link. Lmao
>>124787206Remember that time you spent like 2 months talking about her in the 4chan archives using ghost posts, Iass? Must be mindbreaking to know shes on my dick right now.
>>124787234I don't honestly but you clearly do because you're on my dick and can't get off. Dominated without even trying
>>124787232I smelt the ratshit the second you squeeked your rodent mind in here. Too bad everyone else is too low IQ to notice your ratshit in the middle of the shitheap. You're totally irrelevant kek.
>>124787234kek what a gotten to piece of shit you are
>>124787234Oof
>>124787257Nah I've brought relevancy to this general however. Fun stuff to be honest. Someone post another spotify link lls
>>124787250Probably amnesia from your dad smashing your head in for not getting a job at the local mouse wheel farm where you and the rest of your rodent family make a living. Too bad the only person being dominated rn is Devin as I plow her every night kek.
Any metal albums with this aesthetichttps://open.spotify.com/album/4ZEkxV9TON01Z0dKa6yjXf
>>124787280Nah I've clearly mentally dominated you into typing these posts over me. Took you a while to break but you finally did
>>124787268You brought a bit of mouseshit to the shitheap and no one even notices your existence. Must be a bit like how Devin doesn't remember you after all the good dicking shes taken from me.
>>124786828Correct.
>>124787297You're too far into your schizophrenia to notice the reality which is that I'm better and smarter than you and that makes you mad. Also my taste in music is miles above yours
>>124787291Poor Iass talking about mental domination after he spent 2 months in the loony bin (4chan archives) crying about his ex being fucked by me.
>>124787138*chuckles in britbong* ohhhh god you're all morons why aren't you all comedians yetgod bless America for the last 20 mins I've been shitposting on various /mu/ threads while you two imitated 2 toddlers slap fighting over the last cookie kek *sighs* I should stop going on 4chan
>>124787315No one read this, fuck off and die normalfag.
>>124787310Yeah you're more obsessed over this than I am, my condolences. You know who I am, I have no idea who you are and that makes you upset
>>124787309Better at being irrelevant and unnoticed, yeah sure lmao.
>>124787334You sure are, anonymous
>>124787323>>124787340Bit late for that act after using my phrases ol Matty, perhaps you can take another swing, Iass?
>>124787075We love to see the autistic flareups
>>124787349Yeah we love it when Matthew is reminded hes a failed DJ that lives on 4cuck.org in his parents basement lol.
>>124787334Oh shit is it the mixtape schizo
>>124787343I must really dominate your entire days now wow, you must be very pathetic. Trhä
>>124787322https://youtu.be/boh92DrYEWs?feature=sharedusing YouTube link solely to annoy youkeep giving me kekbait fuckboy
>>124787368>>124787366Poor Iass on her phone and computer so she can reply to me twice as fast, talk about obsession L O L!
>>124787358He's actually one of the most respected DJs in the world and is currently living in Los Angeles.
informing you again that Havkrunuu dropped a new track and February album announcement today. finnish festive folky black goodnesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVJ5SdGCeshttps://havukruunu.bandcamp.com/track/tavastland
>>124787370No one read this, fuck off and die normalfag.
>>124787378remember anon if you live rent free for long enough eventually the landlord kicks you out
>>124787384sounds like Wackenshit
>>124787383Schizophrenic post Iass. Hes a NEET living at home and never hosted a single show, not sure if you are confusing 4cuck posting with being a DJ, Iass.
>>124785721go play in traffic
>>124785600I wonder what her favorite Deftones album is
>>124786582>>124786613none of those are metal
>>124787392yes it does have invigorating paganic melody
>>124787389And if you live on 4cuck for long enough eventually your rodent mother and father will pass away and you'll be on the street kek.
>>124787394Your schizophrenic posts really are getting less and less intelligible
grindcore
>>124787396Not metal.
>>124787378That's a yesMortes Saltantes still sucks
>>124787388my bröther in jod if you're gonna insult me at least make it semi origi- wait why do I smell Shi ohhhhhhhhhhhh must be too fat to move good to know
>>124787418No one read this, fuck off and die normalfag.
>>124787410Yeah Matthew really is a schizophrenic. Poor Iass should go back to screaming at the walls on the 4cuck archives.
>being normal is bad
>>124787444Correct.
>>124787438Matthew is a man's name? Elaborate.
>>124787423oh wait I remembered the ruleDON'T ARGUE WITH RETARDSIF SOMEONE IS TOO DUMB TO PUNCH THEMSELVES (like exhibit a here) THERE IS NO POINT ARGUING WITH THEM
>>124787457No one read this, fuck off and die normalfag.
>>124787457true
>>124787457Got any spotify metal playlist recommendations?
>>124787466Why are chips in the fridge?!
>>124787466HOLY FUCK NON DIET COKE *hog like slurping*
>>124787466Deicide and norwood 7.
>>124787466>no fruit or vegetablesamerimutt moment. i could crush a gatorade rn though.
Metallica \m/
>>124787491Yeah this is next level schizo posting
>>124787474depends on whether you're the schiz or not also holy fuck Lois I'd tap that
>>124787510Yeah bleeprat is a nutcase, agree.
Juten Glute
>>124787517She makes good goth metal like you resquested
>Not to fucking bust balls, but I’ll bust balls. Slipknot: "Oh we’re going to take you guys out man, we’re going to take you guys out dude." Yeah, blow me. That’s what I say to you. Fucking blow me Corey Taylor and all you fags. OK... You guys were like, "Dude you were what got me started." Well you know what, return the fucking favor. You know what I mean?
>>124785779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IeJtbZA3k
>>124787544Muttglish, unbearable to read. Americans are not European.
>>124787544Fucking true and correct.
>>124787544HEIL
>>124787563and that's a good thing fuck that fag scriabin
>>124787578Thank you Amerimongrel.
>>124787563you sound like a fag lol
>>124787593Thank you Amerimongrel.
>>124787596you have brown eyes
Sometimes I feel like I'm punching down by insulting other metalheads and that sucks, we should be more unified as a culture to help make metal the best genre again.
>>124787604Thank you Amerimongrel.
>>124787563Fact.
If us metalheads stop the infighting and start working together, maybe we could really accomplish something even better than metal. And metal fucking sucks!
>>124787607>>124787629Thank you bleeprodent.
>>124787629Sorry I just felt inspired to type something powerful while listening to this Trhä album, definitely had a vibe like that sentence but with lofi metal with synths
>>124787647Thank you bleeprodent.
trha is more like early smashing pumpkins than black metal idgi
L'Apprenti sorcier metal
>>124787632I'm more of a lion here honestly
>>124787664Nah, you're still squeekin lmfao.
>>124787670Ironically rat-like vibe to your posts lmao. Following me, the lion of the pack
>>124787681>Following me, the lion of the packYou mean like you copying my phrases, what being a FtM does to a rodent I guess.
Satanic Warmaster
>>124787688HEIL
>>124787687Pretty nonsensical post tbqh, I've just coopted your culture and made it palatable and entertaining. Something you were mentally incapable of doing
>>124785779Couple beers, a joint, and GOATLORD!
>>124787705Yeah thats what I said about coopting Devin onto my dick, finally giving her something she can feel and want instead of disappointment and boredom from you.
Any FtM Rodent-themed metal? Probably not, ah I'll just listen to Titanic Warmaster instead
>>124787728Are you still talking about me, wow>>124787711Epic lmao
>>124787711>Couple beers, a jointBASE->and GOATLORD!nevermind.
only Devin I know is Miss October 1981 Devin DeVasquez
>>124787741>>124787730Yeah try his mixtape (never made lmao)
>>124787753I know Devin Townsend from Dream Theater, now that's a band
>>124787759Who is this rat-like creature? Looks like some who is about to spend the next 15 years of his life on 4cuck.org lmfao.
>>124787772Looks like someone with a good life and great genetics honestly.
>>124787783Great genetics for a rodent, sure, but for humans this poor mutant FtM is one ugly disgrace. No wonder he lives on 4cuck.org lmfao.
https://trha.bandcamp.com/album/al-ce-i-icStoked for the new album
>banned for three days for "off topic" (heccy report) >come back and his bleepfag persona is still spamming the generalvery tiresome. actual metal for this feel?
>>124787852Yeah got you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk
>>124787879Is that what you told your bullies after they beat you up every day for looking like a mouse?
>>124787875applicable choice, but timberly will never be metal.
>>124787852>>come back and his bleepfag persona is still spamming the generalI think it is the other way around, bleepfag pretending to be hector. Hector never really existed.
>>124787903Schizo post
>>124787916Holy shit!
>>124787941Yeah thought so, Iass. Bullied into becoming a 4cuck schizo lmfao, hate to see a rodent turn into this.
>>124787916same result tbqhwy lass
>>124787964Are you talking to yourself now because that's definitely how it reads
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lw93Mlt7FMuIfN3vcLSJ6iX274iwRw-q4Anyways finally gonna give this one a listen
>>124787973Don't remember looking like a FtM sewer mammal though?
>>124787999>>124787801>>124787759damn this guy is fucking ugly holy shit
>>124788008That's probably why his taste in music is the best.
>>124785600Who's the most relevant person in metal at the moment?
>>124788065Werwolf/Satanic Warmaster.
>>124788065Jute Gute/Adam Kalmbach
>>124788073Being a furry doesn't count as culturally relevent
>>124788065Jdawg
>>124788096
>>124788144only correct answer
>>124785779Oceanic by Isishttps://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nrmRawZeBpdT8Z-5ZLlIA89Wijt1rlw6I
>>124788144Correct.
>>124788163>>124788174Only thing that comes up is a restaurant. Ah well
>>124788166Looks like an NPC. Not metal.
MassacraThese albums will never age. Pure energy and spirit meeting the first conceptual glimpses of the new style of death metal, these songs use fast narrative metal in a post-Slayer highspeed tremelo style to make neoclassically-influenced songs that are epic in their instant of impact and then timelessly diffuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8u_6IY4Ag
Was her name also Charlotte? Not sure
>>124788288Sorry, forgot album cover. Referring to the singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKyumFOLNXIThis one is actually good, yes
>>124788347Aside from the old drunken nord vocals in the intro
And the vocals in general holy shit lmao why do metalheads think this is good
>>124786582thank fucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dZhBLFg4mA
>>124788384I know you'd expect something much less decent than that old album that I've never actually listened to and never will for that matter
>>124786738It's on purpose I'm pretty sure
>>124788406A very cozy christmas metal sound, definitely worth listening
lmao why is Spirit Box and her fans always crying about shit?
>>124788480Quit samefagging for this slop already.
>>124785779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv4qfK3ynZg
>>124788495Never heard of them, too busy listening to better music
>>124788090seems someone is obsessed with jute(garbage)
>>124788065My girlfriend :3
>>124788537Send her boobs
>>124788551I would but I don't want to make a scene here>>124785779https://xenotheory.bandcamp.com/track/the-chasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8Yeah this is nice and mixed perfectly to be used as almost ambient music but in a noisy metal way, very atmospheric
Would rather listen to dungeon synth though at this current hour and moon phase, the time for metal is now over
>>124788679Thats a man
>>124788679Would you be more comfortable putting a black bar over her nipples?
>>124788748Ethel Cain is a woman and she's actually kind of pretty I will admit
https://vindkaldr.bandcamp.com/album/reflections-of-a-mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiuwD8ypm04
Probably the quietest hour this whole week. Nice
I SWING MY MY SWORD IN THE WINDI FEEL THETHE POWERS ALL WITHINVAAAAALLLLLL HAALLLL LLAAAAAAAVAAAAALLLLLL HAALLLL LLAAAAAAA
>>124789081Sounds like a Varg quote
>>124789139THAT'S QUORTHON YOU CANOE
this popped up in my youtube recs, zoomers are making black metal and its gay as fuck, very little yelling and lyrics about love and romancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhqk3n64n20&ab_channel=K%C3%ABkhtAr%C3%A4kh-Topic
The only trve metal countries
WANDERING IN THE NIGHT PALE SWORDSMANUGH
>>124789203His music has always been crap
>>124789235yeah, i found a reddit thread about him and apparently he is popular with zoomers on tik tokhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvsnzE3rE9w&ab_channel=K%C3%ABkhtAr%C3%A4kh-Topic
>>124789203Sounds like someone who heard Bladee and wanted to make trve nordic music great again
>>124789247Tiktok always manages to taint everything it touches.. it's a hotbed for obnoxious trannies
>>124789275Correct
Deftones
>>124789479save ham for us
>>124789479L'CHAIM
>>124789531There's a menorah there so I assume there won't be any ham
>>124789595
>>124789624You could have used this time and effort to work on a great metal album cover but instead you do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Jv_oleGiU
https://files.catbox.moe/0wru4r.mp4
>>124789678There was no cat in this catbox, bummer
https://megadetharizona.com/
>>124789624gelal better act quick if he wants some before homeboy on his right makes his move
>>124789742Stop
Hope the next thread is better in regards to music and quality discussion
>>124789830music?
dead general or dead genre?
Why does Gojira sound so lame?
>>124789861aren't they buttrock now? I haven't listened since the sellout album
>>124789867>now
>>124789859Metal will never die
>>124789848Yes hopefully some higher quality shares and possibly more dungeon synth
>>124789861extreme metal lite. for listeners of shit like mastodon, lamb of god, etc.
>>124789890At least their artwork is kinda cool
>>124789859Both
>>124789913>>124789913>>124789913 NEW>>124789913>>124789913>>124789913 NEW>>124789913>>124789913>>124789913 NEW
>>124789919Too early
>>124789861simple, they play death shital.
>>124789919Too late
>>124789919ULTRA BASED
