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AOTY edition

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>>124789913
The actual AOTY
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>>124789925
Actually that would be Jute Gyte
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgf40vIJvTU

Blasting
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>>124789913
ULTRA BASED
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>>124789971
Should have been the first thread the day it came out, just a sign of the times I guess
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>>124789989
>Should have been the first thread the day it came out
Correct.
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Ghost Mountain
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Blasting
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>>124790010
Pretty cringe artwork
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>>124789913
About to listen to it. Doubt it’s better than Al Ka’ba in Flames but I am giving it an estimate of third place behind pic related, might even be second
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Alexander Scriabin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8T-aM6jmGw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
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>>124790124
The existence of Mefitis within extreme metal is in many ways metatextual. They imbibe its raw materials only to churn it up into a cocktail of inuendo, subversion, duality of meaning that would go largely unnoticed by anyone not intimate with the legacy they grew out of. Given that the heart of this project rests on tonal ambiguity, and phrase clusters very few of which are returned to, they lack any broad populist appeal. Their music is in part a commentary on music itself, or at least extreme metal. The material is dense, littered with footnotes, references, and critiques of other works. In this sense they mirror the neoclassicism of Stravinsky and Schoenberg, and are derided by many for similar reasons. Enjoyment is an afterthought in light of the larger project of twisting forms to breaking point.

It is for this reason that they lack the quirky fanfare usually associated with avant-garde metal, thus excluding them from the attentions of metal’s fair weather friends, interested only in novelty as an end in itself. At the other end however, the fact that their music is an aggressive complex of ambiguities excludes them from gaining traction on the Bandcamp underground airwaves. And indeed, owing to the accolades they have received from their target audience of experienced extreme metal fans hungry for new paths within the genre, a third portion of the potential fandom has dismissed them as musician’s music, superfluous, or otherwise sterile and overwrought.
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>>124789949
Forgotten Kingdoms – A Kingdom In Ruin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GcmJJyTvM
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>>124790052
Whenever I see his pic I know the post is going to be extra gay
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>>124790163
Correct.
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>>124790154
Kind of makes the music sound less interesting now, oh well
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median age of this thread: 15
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>>124790230
more like maximum IQ
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>>124790230
why did it drop right after you posted hmmmm...
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>>124790208
RYMtrannies can make anything sound lame
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What did you blast today?
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>>124789913
mystery meat metal combo meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerLNj0NrPM
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>>124790275
Same for Annable Courts
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>>124790275
Correct.
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>>124790297
Threw the new Satanic Warmaster and Ballade Cuntre from KPN on the headphones while I worked earlier today. As well as some not metal album for this weekly review thing some friends of mine started in a discord server.
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>>124790052
KILL COUGHERS
BEHEAD COUGHERS
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Furocious Pupmaster
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The best BM album OAT
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Besides Jute Gyte and Satanic Warmaster, what are some *real* AOTY contenders this year?
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>>124790010
Candlemass reigns supreme.
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Did we post weeks today? Sorry wasn't here.
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>>124790584
>sharthemy
>popslop
>arghsóylent
>lastfm
Quintessentially extra stinky ameriturd mutt post.
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>>124790584
>Frostgard
>Hedge Wizard
>Quest Master
Based.
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>>124790613
Forgot to say I have that album from Frostgard on tape actually. The silver shell looks amazing in the right lighting.
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oh look once again, nothing cool posted here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ei5X95jxKs
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thanks for posting havikruunu in the last thred, i didnt see they had new shit
im postin it again
https://youtu.be/bLVJ5SdGCes
few bands achieve epic feel like this, no keyboard cope needed
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Holy shit this is amazing
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>>124790694
>no keyboard
Not listening!
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Just came back from the hospital after getting myself into an alcoholic coma. Metal for this feel?
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>>124790834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua_x8a3FRt0
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>>124790704
Correct.

Saw them live just last week.
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>>124790704

Not metal.
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Shan't be caring about a namefag
Those aren't swastikas btw, a swastika is on the point
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>>124790880
I hate songs that sound like this and that they get lumped in with metal. Everything after shout at the devil is fruity trash
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>>124790427
I support the guy who doesn't make buttrock
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>>124789940
Correct.
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>>124789913
Actual AOTY will be an end of the year BTFO in the next two weeks. Sorry Iasses, its already been declared over. Try again next year I guess.
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>>124791295
>>124789925
>>124789913
https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=537

https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=537

https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=537

https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=537

THIS IS THE SECOND DEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH
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>>124791295
>did you notice any pattern
I did, the pattern of talentlessness and hackery. War shital sucks.
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>>124791324
>I did, the pattern of talentlessness and hackery
But enough about tremolotrite and OSDM.
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>>124791328
>enough about
Why though, at least these can be good. War shital is inherently shit.
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top 4 aoty
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>>124790038
Obvious and indubitable AOTY
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>>124791347
fuck i forgot blood incantation
i'd replace the Opeth album with Absolute Everywhere
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>>124791336
There are no good OSDM albums thoughever? Nqme one. Tremolotrite is also a sad state that descents into dishonest power metal when any talent is put into it, or is left as pop-punk the other 99% of the time.

Also Teitanblood isn't war metal, they are beyond metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPeA65aI61s
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>>124791351
I thought we hated In Flames around here
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>>124791354

https://youtu.be/NPeA65aI61s?t=479

https://youtu.be/NPeA65aI61s?t=479

https://youtu.be/NPeA65aI61s?t=479

https://youtu.be/NPeA65aI61s?t=479

INTO ETERNAL FIIIIIIIIRE
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>>124790154
>GG in the shoutbox
KEK, this guy is literally there for every 2024 release.

He has to post here right?
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Teitanblood? More like Notthatgood.
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OK I've got it:
Teitanblood, but good songwriting
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>>124791413
Saw this lass take it up the arse in a gay porno last week.
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>>124791354
Gorguts
>descents into dishonest power metal when any talent is put into it
That's simply a lie. And power metal is not a real genre.
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>>124791416
dissoshit is diametrically opposed to good songwriting
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the fuck is "dishonest" metal
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>>124791442
metal that has dishonest riffs
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>>124791435
>Gorguts
Their only good albums are CS and PD thoughever, which are 0% OSDM.

>That's simply a lie.
You wish.

>And power metal is not a real genre.
Second wave is less of a real genre than power metal is, Iass.

>>124791416
Teitanblood's second greatest strength (after NSK vocals) is their songwriting. Its how they can make their chaos interesting for 60+ minutes.

What you probably want (because you are too low iq to realize) is le "riffs", if you want more riffs with worse writing then check out Mitochondrion.
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>can't tell the difference between honest, true metal and dishonest poser "metal"
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>tfw Manowar is dishonest metal
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b-but they alone are fighting for metal that is true
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>>124791464
one of them was fighting for cunny
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>>124790010
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Death was good but the baneful choir kind of sucked
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Btw is the lap steel Iass here rn?
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No riffs? Not listening.
Simple as.
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>>124791454
Teitanblood is a structureless and formless blob. You could skip around and listen to it at random times and it wouldn't make any difference.
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>>124791490
both great
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I am the only true metalhead left.
I have yet to meet a genuine bonafide metalhead in the flesh. I am convinced it’s just me left
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There hasn't been a single metal song ever made
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>>124791510
Correct
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>>124791503
>>124791510
Correct.
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>>124791490
Yeah it was kinda mid for them I have to agree. I wrote part of my reasoning here >>124780593, but also there is even more dark ambient filler (although actually the ambient itself is pretty good, its just used in a typical metalcuck filler fashion with no coherence to the metal), and in general it shied away from their really heavy composed style. From what I understand it was more improvised than Death was, and they let another guy (I think it was the producer) in to create some of the music. Anyways, its certainly far away from the quality of Death.

>>124791503
Nope, every song has rises and falls that all build into each other, only a filtered buck would pretend psychedelic slow build up with throaty chants is the same as the full unleashed triple layer multiple voice vocals with textural leads, feedback, and charging riffs.

Here's an easier listen for a slow minded baldbuck like yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Q3FEfxmfc
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Morbid Angel
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>>124791530
Bald Angel.
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I prefer Wholesome Angel
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>>124791531
>15 second reply
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Prefer Timberly Angel myself.
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Angel Witch
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>>124791540
Bald witch.
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Witchfinder General
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>>124791548
Bald General.
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>>124791549
>13 seconds
Nice.
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>>124791539
stupid boots
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>>124790297
there are two (2) good albums
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>>124790297
None of which are pictured.
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>>124790557
I prefer Solitude Aeturnus.
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>>124790154
Also always a good laugh to see some numale mention classical composers and then you look at his 5/5's and its all metal tourism with 0 (zero) classical in it.

Second I go and see any of the following in the 5/5's I know I can safety ignore any trash coming from a reviewer:
>Black Shabbat
>Judaic Prophet
>Tourtallica
>Gayer
>Deaf
>Ironic Gaiden
>Darktyrone
Even worse is this pseud has System of a Down at a 5/5 kek.
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shoud I check it?
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>>124791633
>zipper tits
doctors who cut off big boobs should be chemically castrated
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>>124791634
why tho
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I have the sniffles and forgot to bring my headphones with me to work, metal for this feel?
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>>124791548
BURN HER BURN HER BURN HER TO THE GROUND SINGING BURN HER SINS BURN HER PRIDE BURN HER TILL SHE DIES!
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>>124791609
Was looking through his other reviews and see
>Which leads us on to 2021’s ‘Offscourings’, out on Hessian Firm.
>Hessian
I should have known it was a Pozzak drone by the misuse of classical composers (despite never listening to them), the endless paragraphs saying basically nothing, and then the clean sweep of complete tourism.
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>>124791636
Because breasts are amazing, big, soft, pillowy milk jugs that bounce and jiggle around
Only pure evil would oppose such pure goodness
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>>124791661
This ugly mutt must be listening to OSDM with that hairline.
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>>124790028
>>124789913
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>>124791667
You sir, are pure evil, to see a MILF and instantly think about a /metal/ meme
Please report to the nearest Mexican cartel gang to be chemically castrated
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>>124790010
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>>124791640
enjoy your tinnitus wagie
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>>124791640
>he gets to listen to music and shitpost at work
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Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
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>metal band sings in anything other than english
not listening
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>>124791677
>xe thinks you MUST listen to music at 100% volume
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>>124791695
If it's too loud, you're too old
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>>124791695
bruh, ypu wear your probably noise cancelling headphones to work for +-6 hours a day. This kind of prolonged exposure to thuse bass frequencies is going to damage ypur hearing eventually.
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>>124791676
Princess Mononoke reference?
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>>124790154
didn't read
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Saint Vitus
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>>124791454
Their debut is also pretty good.
>You wish.
There is no connection whatsoever.
>Second wave is less of a real genre
How?
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>>124791716
>You wish
That’s just a meaningless hectorianism. Same as “in my mind it was real”
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Deicide
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>>124791728
Baldcide.
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Metal had no and still has no reason to ever go heavier than Metallica
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>>124791716
>Their debut is also pretty good.
Maybe if I was a balding fat disgrace at 55 years old I would agree. Thank the gods I listen to modern metal instead.

>There is no connection whatsoever.
Eventually all melodic metal leads to one pathway, and that is shred. Obtained Enslavement is proof of this. There is no where for consonant melodic based metal to go besides to power metal, and all tremolotrite is just dishonest power metal or dishonest third wave (true black metal).

>How?
Any given characteristics of second wave could be used for death metal, in fact melodic death metal and melodic black metal are literally only able to be distinguished based on vocal styles lol.
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>>124791737
>t. Jewish record label executive
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>>124791746
>all tremolotrite is just dishonest power metal or dishonest third wave (true black metal).
Sorry I also forgot dishonest pop-punk.
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>>124791746
Is the latest inquisition power metal?
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If metal is so bad name ONE non metal song
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>>124791772
Synarchy of Molten Bones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLI
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>>124791757
Idk, they are like a a blend of rock n roll, heavy metal, post-punk, black metal, pop-punk, indie, and drone at this point. Inquisition is Inquisition I guess. All I know is that they are getting a lot more pop flavored these days.
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>>124791722
>That’s just a meaningless hectorianism
You wish.
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>>124789913
Who's the most relevant person in metal today?
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>>124791830
Correct.
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>>124791849
Jute Gyte
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>>124791772
Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u
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>>124791851
I would say Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix personally
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>>124791849
Poppy
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I swear her name was Charlotte. You know, the singer of that one band that we all know and love
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>>124791851
This is unironically correct, but the average metalcuck is too stupid to realize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwHMxYNsi-w
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>>124791870
Nobody cares about Jute Shite
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>>124791868
>>124791849
>>124791853
>>124791869
Thank you bleeprodent.
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>>124791876
More of a lion in this general tbqh. Rent-free by the way
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>>124791849
who tf is that
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>>124791746
>>124791849
Werwolf.
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Crazy how the entire first half of this thread was essentially completely not worth reading. Kind of like most metal being not worth listening to
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>>124791875
The only important people in metal are very much likely to care about him.

You average baldcuck making OSDM worship band #89382? Probably not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4
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>>124791887
Thank you sister
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>>124791881
>>124791887
Thank you bleeprodent.
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>>124791889
If I see a link shared with this posting style I won't be clicking on them and I encourage others to do the same
>>124791884
Acting like you don't know. Classic
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>>124791887
Why she looks so weird
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>>124791895
See >>124791881

>>124791891
I'm a dude and unfortunately 100% correct. This general is worthless when I'm asleep

>>124791897
Rude
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Enjoy another day of bleeprat. Call me if you need me.
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>>124791902
Thank you (You)-whoring sister
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lls
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>>124791909
I'm a dude and clearly I'm worth replying to
>>124791905
bleeplion
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>>124791902
Nonono I didn't mean to offend you bro. Her eyes are asymmeteical, upper lip is way too protruded, and chest looks misplaced. Hence "weird" lol
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>>124791917
She looks pretty and fine but I'm sure you're used to less attractive women in this general, no worries
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>>124791889
Boring tbqh
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>>124791896
>Acting like you don't know. Classic
i'm not up to date with your current online 304s
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>>124791922
Asymmetrical face and weird posture is not attractive :(
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>>124791927
Still acting like you don't know. Pathetic
>>124791931
Bizarre nonsequitur but no worries
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>>124791870
This is just bad music lass
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>>124791939
Uh oh the name is really gonna get her triggered. Autism flareup in 3 2 1
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>>124791935
Your face is a non sequitur
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>>124791943
Yeah and thank god for that. Bringing this place back to some semblance of quality music discussion
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>>124791935
How? I said she is not attractive and explained why. She ain't pretty.
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>>124791951
Yes and I said your eyes are busted and your taste is shit. Very metal however
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>>124791782
Does anyone share good music here? God damn tbqh lmao
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>>124791950
No I mean your face is incongruous with its surroundings
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>>124791957
True, but she still remains unattractive, bro.
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>>124791958
There's always a few good dungeon synth shares but in general? No this place is more for entertainment than quality music. Absolute joke of a culture here
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>>124791942
Why do you keep posting this album
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>>124791962
Nah you're just a midwit with shit taste in both women and music. Very metal however
>>124791961
I'm the best looking person here without a doubt so I don't know what that says about the rest of metal culture
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>>124791963
Not entertained so far tbqh lass.
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>>124791967
Yes but she still looks unattractive, I explained why bro
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>>124791970
I'm a dude and I don't care about the opinion of someone larping with the s/t username tbqh
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>>124791975
Nah she looks attractive and your eyes are busted so your explanation is meaningless. Kind of like if you were trying to explain why metal were a good genre of music which would at least be entertaining
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>>124791977
>>124791970
>>124791958
>>124791963
Thank you schizosisters
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>>124791979
I'm a dude and I really don't. Much more entertaining than you throwing on the username
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>>124791980
But my claim is true, her upper lip, eyes and posture are abnormal = ugly.
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>>124791992
You claim is incorrect because your judgements are taken from someone with clearly impaired vision
>>124791986
I'm a brother and yeah it's crazy how quickly this place can get riled up from a few slightly memetic posts
>>124791996
I'm a dude and again I really don't. Much more entertaining than you throwing on the username
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Schizo central
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Why does /metal/ hate good music like Slipknot and System of a Down and Korn?
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>>124792004
They really get activated. Called the autism flareup though, metal is predictable
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>>124792001
But I can prove that the eyes are placed abnormally easily, bro. Draw a horizonral line on her face, you'll see
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>>124792011
Caring too much, lass. Time to move on, you're incorrect and you're obsessing over proving how you're not when you obviously are a midwit with poor eyesight and judgement
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Any good spotify metal playlist recommendations? Asking for a friend

>>124792019
The autism of metal
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>>124792023
I'm a dude and something triggered you into posting like this and obsessing over me but I'm not sure what. Weird but again, don't care
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>>124792019
She looks pretty ugly bro. Check horizontal line.
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>>124792030
Refer to >>124791922

You've been obsessing over this for 20 minutes, can't be healthy. Wouldn't expect much from a metalhead though
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>>124792038
You promote bad posture and an uggo bro.
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>>124792036
You've been obsessing over this for 2 years now, can't be healthy. Wouldn't expect much from a metalhead though
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>>124792040
Reread the post and try again. The autism of metal reigns supreme
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>>124792041
Grim and shitty post, lass. Absolute kookfest in here. Kill yourself Devin
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Where is the music

>>124792053
I'm a dude and clearly you've snapped in some form. Think you might need a nap and some dungeon synth
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>>124792048
Now that woman is fine bro, she is fine. Very fine.
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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
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Batlord lls
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>>124792063
Thanks I like her music a lot. Well not really but she has some good songs
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>>124792021
No need to repeat yourself here sister. We hear you loud and clear
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>>124792075
Post bro
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>>124792074
>>124792078
I'm a dude and this is getting boring
>>124792084
No her music is rare and exclusive, not for metalheads
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>>124791849
This really rattled the metalcage, wow
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>>124792094
Broo post music I'm not metalhead
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>>124792094
Maybe another general would have an entertainment level more to your liking?
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>>124792094
You should try /classical/
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>>124791875
Correct.
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>>124791965
The artwork
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>>124791897
Mexican
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Mongrelblood lmfao
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Anyway, Deathspell Omega
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>>124792120
No this is the best place on the music board
>>124792124
I should, yes
>>124792112
After the obsession over some Mexican woman being posted, no. I shall not be sharing
>>124792156
More like Deafsmell Beta
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And they said metal couldn't be cool.
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You wear tracksuits, we wear trenchcoats.

We are not the same.
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>>124792183
>>124792183
>>124792183
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Any jazz metal recommendations?
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>>124792188
/metal/ shitposting is its greatest defense against him
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>>124792223
The "save ham for us" post was absolutely peak I will admit. Had me handicapped for a good few minutes
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>>124792021
I want to lick her armpits
metal for this feel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvwsFWkUboo
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>>124792262
Dreaming the Strife for Love - Bedsore
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The first half of this thread was some decent metal discussion I must say, but the second half is generally where the real value of these threads end up. Great stuff as always, keep on rocking guys. Metal rules.
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>>124792269
What's the golem shite on her forehead?
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>>124792372
that's exactly what they are: inscriptions attuned to a control rod allowing her handlers to influence her every action
industry plants = golems
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>>124792388
digits confirm your comment
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>>124792471
based
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Talk about a dead general on 4cuck.org, top kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

Blues has fantastic vocals, right on the cusp of harsh and melodic. Metal should use it more often. Can't believe people would unironically rather listen to cringe like Dani Female over a real man with a proper voice.
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>intro is the best part of the album
what is it?
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>>124792388
>>124792488
well look at that
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>>124792627
Drought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb9CwR_tSU4

Salowe Vision is the only reason to even put this travesty on.
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>>124792636
For me it’s the last track whatever it’s called, I can put it on in the car with other ppl
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the perfect album doesn't exist
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>>124792607
literally the only good song you've ever posted
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>>124792692
The opposite is true, hec's blues arc sucks
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Venom - Black Metal
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>>124792692
But I post good songs all the time, lass? You might just not be on the same level as a diaper enjoyer such as myself.
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>>124792690
Misfits - Earth A.D./Wolfs Blood
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>>124792690
Electric Wizard: Dopethrone
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>>124792748
Very true, as a fellow scat enthusiast there is nothing more than I love than posting asians while my Persian bull has his way with both me and my wife.
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>>124792721
I've literally always posted blues, Iass.

>>113786524
>>113786789
>>113786982

Maybe one day you'll notice I love swing too.

Anyways, back to the blues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yB1Pj2r5s4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yB1Pj2r5s4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yB1Pj2r5s4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yB1Pj2r5s4
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Why did Darkthrone stop playing black metal?
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We blues rock now
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>>124792814
Probably didn't want to be associated with cringe American zoomers copying them
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https://youtu.be/mAtzfgsdtZE

>vocals
Check
>piercing lead guitar
Check
>random cymbal crashes
Check
>actual riffs
Check
>based cover artwork
Check

Nothing personal Sheitanblood
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>>124789925
lol there's a chicken on the corner
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>>124792814
Darktyrone finally realized they were talentless trendhopping hacks that plagerized other bands like Celtic Frost, so went to fulfill their destiny by playing a more befitting genre for a "primitive" mindset.

Thank god for that, Fenriz disgraced black metal enough by making proto-blackgays on Trannyvanian Hunger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtuz-_njZ0
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>tfw I have to pretend to dislike three of my favorite bands because they're spammed by the dregs of this thread
You don't know this level of suffering
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>>124792892
Based B.B. King enjoyer
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>>124792176
upvote
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>>124792903
Lol'd irl. Beat me to it.
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DREAM THEATER FOREVER!! \m/
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>>124792843
Already know this album from many months ago (and you can see I listened to it on my Last.fm this week), artwork is much cooler than the music unfortunately. Its alright, but showcases that one needs Teitanblood's songwriting or else your interest begins to wane very quickly from unending waves of muddy riffs. The distinct lack of mass amounts of chaotic leads, feedback, and layered vocals means they don't have as many tools to create interest or textual devolpment.

Its like a Teitanblood-lite I guess, probably easier for baldheads to wrap their shiny domes around I guess. Its more traditional and simplified cavernous metal, less outright manic sonic destruction.

If you want more balding styles like this I suggest Angelcorpse, Pseudogod, Bestial Raids, Wrathprayer, Prosanctus Inferi, and so much more. There are hundreds like them in the older man style of black/death. Only one Teitanblood however.

Black Curse and Vessel of Inquity are the closest to Teitanblood's ethos imo, although Vessel is much less energetic, but the same sculpting of a textual metal that swells and thrashes to create development is there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpJVhljR_Hk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AooghgGnKo
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Is gelal poster here? I think he got a long ban for trying to dox him
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>>124793036
Dream Theater more like smegma eater
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Sorry you can't appreciate good music.
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>>124793068
True, baldcucks are a disgrace.
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Imagine listening to Deicide and Vital Remains
Imagine having more hair on your chest and beer belly than on your head LMAO
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>>124793078
you are the only person who doesn't like it
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>>124793051
>Already know this album
So I don’t get a Best Heckblast?
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>>124793090
Doesn't like what? I thought we all concluded that we love Howling Wolf, Adam Kalmbach, Timberly Hensis, and Headhunterz here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s865qLWy8-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRLOIFlYao4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwYoLHSRS7w
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Is Suno fag here?
Can you make an AI song about why breast reduction surgery is evil and Masonic or some shit
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>>124793100
No, unfortunately best Heckblast is reserved for >>124789940
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>>124792892
my favorite bands never get posted here.
It goes to show how superior I am.
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>>124790154
kek yup that's a HateMeditations/Shelley review alright. not sure I see Mefitis as the saviors of incorrigible extreme metal like he does but I am enjoying the new album quite a bit.
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metal reviews from 20 years ago still hold up
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>>124793051
Your thoughts on picrel?
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Why is extreme metal unlistenable for most people?
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This album is actually pretty sweet, vocals could use some work.

Actually the vocal style itself isn't really that bad, its the percussive staccato method he uses them that I don't like as much.

Also needs more door slamming effects and rapper laughs. I love that unironically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBU4eceefc
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>>>/r9k/79749911
>>>/r9k/79749911
>>>/r9k/79749911
>>>/r9k/79749911
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>album opens up with cannons firing
yeah i'm thinking based
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This general has been reduced to a mentally ill man screaming into a void
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>>124793185
Women*, don't misgender trannypopper like that again, chud.
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https://www.deathmetal.org/article/metal-versus-classical/
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>>124793185
Did heavy devin get banned?
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growing up is realizing death metal is and always was better than black metal
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>>124793249
correct
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>>124793166
needs idm percussion
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post metal
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Yejibugs we are here
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>>124793249
Exact opposite. Death shital is one voice power chord(fifths don't allow voice independance) sloppa, black metal might be the only good metal subgenre as a whole, the few trad, thrash or prog albums might stand out, but as genres they inherently suck.
Growing up you realize black metal supremacy, and then slowly embrace classical. Otherwise you stay a faggot teen(most do). Fun fact: 90% of human species is worthless genetic dead-end anyway, so it all makes sense.
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I am not ashamed to inform you that Knocked Loose has been added to the metal archives
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>>124793169
>unironically linking /r9k/
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>>124793297
We did it Reddit!
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>>124793303
So what? argue
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>idm percussion
https://youtu.be/WbjrSYfYY_o

Yes please
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>>124793295
Correct.
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>>124793297
HEIL
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>>124792388
>>124792488
blessed
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>>124793295
Black metal always did, and always will reign supreme.
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>>124793185
this pretty much
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>>124793166
I liked how caustic and aggressive this one was even I ultimately prefer some of the complexity on the prior albums but have been less than thrilled with the last few releases. latest was trying something different at least with the instrumentation but I could not be fkd with that 2023 triple LP
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>>124793314
Metal.
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Enough about music, time for Jute Gyte
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>>124793249
>let's play death metal very poorly with bad production
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What's the next edition going to be?
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>>124793152
Great production (maybe a bit of a veil that I would prefer not to be there, especially on the vocals), so much of war shital is flatlined immediately by the far away "played in the house across the street" sound, this is much better. Those toms and kick drums sound so good https://youtu.be/_xCOr1CSxko?t=108, I like them almost as much as the De Mysteries sound. Actually nearly everything about this album sounds good, Scott Burns baldcucks should listen to this and understand what real production is like. Nice crisp treble for the sharp razorwire leads and a muscly lower mid end so it doesn't sound weak and tinny like BM.

Of the old War Metal crowd, these guys are miles better than Blasphemy, Archgoat, etc. Its actually rather crazy this came out in 1994, literally mogged all of metal at that point, years before Angelcorpse, I guess the only other people doing anything this crazy back before them would have been Sadistik Exekution (also have great production).

Anyways, the main problem with these bands (Pseudogod, Angelcorpse, Sadistik Exekution, etc, etc) is that they are great for about 20 minutes, and then you really start wanting some more variation, ebb, and flow. You'll notice a very similar problem with a lot of the modern black/death/caverous/etc bands such as Mitochondria and Abyssal. Obviously those two bands are writing much more advanced stuff, but the monotonous nature of them starts to get stale before you've finished the album; also Mitochondria and Abyssal has dogshit vocals (really stale after like 5 lines lol) with pretty awful production, which is part of why despite writing better music, its still almost as monotonous as the older more bald bands.

Anyways yeah, if I was 20 years old I would have been posting on Anus about this being the PEAK of metal or something.

This fucking intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIPEBz40EcA, I nutted. This is good even for today, holy shit!
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>>124793377
>death metal
>poorly
No need to repeat yourself, Rajeesh.
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>>124793351
>yeah, I want my album cover to have an orange vagina with green pussy lips emerging from a purple volcano that has a white eye crying bloody tears - oh and the green pussy lips has like an evil mantra ray looking fucker with horns as a clitoral hood while pac-man ghosts with Resident Evil 2 licker tongues hold up African demon masks next to a couple screaming souls; to top it all off, I want random alchemical symbols in the top corner of the artwork framed by a bunch of crescent moons, snakes, and more sharp horns
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real schizo hours
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>>124793388
Downfall of hecky. This shit blows, your taste gets worse each day.
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>>124793388
>>This fucking intro
Also I mean starting at 1:00, the incoherent second wave tier ambient windshit before then can fuck off. The fucking toms, holy shit (again)!
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>>124789913
I've spent a lot of time making fun of Shartanic Diapermaster but this album is pretty cool.
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>>124792855
lol
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Our throughts on the latest Opeth?
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>>124793504


NU
>>124793504


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>>124793504


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>>124793504
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>>124793441
CORRECT.
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>>124793506
made early and will get deleted
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>>124793506
Made late and will be archived for future generations.
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>>124789913
a black metal album will never be aoty
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>>124793696
Maybe if you are a sóydrinker cuck.
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>>124789913
Judas Priest is the greatest metal band of all time



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