She listens to Deftones edition
What are we all blasting this fine December morning
/ourboys/ and /ourgirls/ finally linked upI can die in peacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXlKxjlUoo
Bleepmongrel
Bleeplord
Morbid Angel
AOTY
>>124804877Now that the dust has settled, who is the most relevant figure in metal today?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Furry werwolf metal reigns supreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqwowlRvCA
>>124804939We love those quaint tunes here.
>>124804947
>he listens to rammstein
Quick Soulful song in F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rpp1-8q2EM
Don’t smoke.https://youtu.be/tk-rxh1xmKs
>>124804936HEIL AZAGTHOTH
starting the day with some neo-medieval dark folk continuing through the Hungarian discog of Moon and the Nightspiritlovely pagan melodies and can't enough of this angel's voicehttps://the-moon-and-the-nightspirit.bandcamp.com/album/holdrejtek
>>124804877Only women listen to Deftones.
Am I supposed to pretend there is actually a lot of artistic merit to making an album that is quite literally physically hard to listen to or am I allowed to say this is unlistenable garbage?
smash or pass?
>>124804490Two of those circles are obvious. The other one can be easily inferred, but it doesn't matter. It's just a Hecknitpickbait.
Panzer Division Marduk
>>124805017back to RYM sweetie, listen to 100 albums before posting again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6v_7sD7o6I
Stoner Metal fucking rules
>>124805044>still no labels>no color gradient>even more visual elementsyou're even more of a tremendous faggot
>>124805044>all essential metal albums: the chart
>>124805018Great album. Commano's instrumentals are magnificent.
>>124805044looks inecridbly arbitrary and inconsistent with a bunch of heccy-core rabbit droppings splattered about
>>124805014The band members listen to their music when they're playing it
>>124805017listen to it without headphones
>>124804877Is this some tiktok thing? Why my wife Rikki?
>>124805127I'm just curious what you think the point of doing this is
>>124805014That's actually true tbqh
>>124805160too much free time
>>124805127You didn't read this? >>124804132I don't what you were doing but it came out mostly the same, except the center is really off.
>>124804947Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124805160Thank you Cosmic Codex redditor
more like this?
>>124805176I haven’t posted on /mu/ in months though
>>124805203that's what they all say
>>124805194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V0SKiiFZMs
>>124804938looks like he's mad about being constipated on the shitter
>>124805207This
he's sadhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734281037955786.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvGkNrHk04
>>124804877Any Zionist metal bands?
>>124805274Are you autistic?
>>124803658>>124803658>>124803658
>>124805303>>124805308stop trying to start a fight
>>124805340I want to fight Rikki, and by fight I mean have sex
>>124805274> I read it, and it was incoherent. Baldcucks and Pozzak are literally the exact same person, yet you declared them as different parties for some reason.I made the chart to illustrate that you are being delusional but now you just double down lmao. They are three distinct things but with overlap. Do some research and come back to me
What's some good metal to start a fight to?
>internet arguments won: 0
>>124805340
>>124805074>>124805074
>>124805356I'm a dude and I'm not sure why you think "autistic" is a buzzword. Probably because you're genuinely autistic? Very metal however
I haven't been on /mu/ for a while, what do we think about pic related?
>>124805308Do you really have to ask?
>>124805411we don't think about it here
>>124805395You should research autism traits, although you're definitely not on the higher functioning end of the spectrum lmao
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris
>>124805413you mean bleepgodi kneel
>>124804902
>>124804877mfw she listens to deftones
>>124805434Nah but living in your head rent-free lmfao. GG ez
>>124805420Why? Because it's popular?
>>124805457Looks like the coolest guy here, easily. Legend.
>>124805457most photogenic American
>>124805457Mogs Winston.
>>124805457I bet he's also the wiggerslam spammer
>>124805468anything shilled by e-celebs is bad
>>124805487Can't say I remember or care nearly as much as you do. Rent-free lmfao
enough of the samefagging already
>>124805473Correct.
>>124805503A E S T H E T I C S
Any stalker-themed metal albums?
>>124805509kek, put some glasses on him and he looks exactly like the chud meme
>>124805509Why do you have this many pictures saved of the king? Bit obsessive, but I can't blame you. Legend.>>124805514Correct.
>>124805457>>124805487>>124805503>>124805509where did your hair go
>>124805537Down the drain probably? It's called a buzzcut, lass
>>124805549this dude is mad ugly
>>124805544that's pretty cringethis is a metal generalyou should either have glorious, long hair or be a cueballabsolutely nothing in-between
They're begging for a new picture lmfaoNot worth the time sorry guys
>>124805556In that picture yeah, bad angles and lighting>>124805559This is a metal general and metal is not good so I'd rather not identify with the culture here
>>124805571well, If you feel that way you can always fuck off and die
>>124804939Probably the guy being posted about more than anyone else
great metal discussion. on-topic and to the point.
>>124805612Correct.
Loving these Obscura-influenced tunes
>>124805515Still wondering btw>>124805615Why do you have this many pictures saved, pretty creepy honestly
who is this chinlet
>>124805628I think it's that Hector fella
>>124805615>chin diaperthanks for killing my grandma
>>124805628Pretty defined chin here >>124805503Check the angles tbqhThe most relevant figure in metal btw
>>124805640Hector doesn't post photos of xerself, she's too scared of how the metal community would react to such a prominent figure being the ugliest guy here
You guys need to leave the house more often and support your local metal scene lml
>>124805438>bleepgodThis really got the autist fuming ehSomeone post the metal spotify playlist
>another post-ironic fauxpop triphop disco album with anti-capitalist lyrics aren't these guys like 50 years old now
>>124805640no
>>124805381Correct.
>>124805413You wish.
>>124805675Looks like a disheveled worm emerging from a swirling vortex
>>124805675*bleepgodi kneel
>>124805688Kek
>>124805447>mfwYou're a Mexican girl? Checks out.
You wear tracksuits, we wear trenchcoats.We are not the same.
>>124805705I thank the gods every day that I look great in person and women love me, especially women who love metal
>>124805612The most relevant figure in metal today
>>124805457>not shopping whiskers and separating the peak into two earsYou're getting lazy.
>>124805628>>124805640it's a retard from /bleep/ who used to spam this board and now came back, newfags
>>124805741And this is the best-looking guy in metal? Wow, epic
>>124805741>earthworm jimngl, this shit slapsimagine if those leads were a guitarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkoNvUBM66k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8Who's the king of metal?
>>124805018The groove in Praise the Strength makes it a worthy album just by itself.
>>124805527>the chud memeIsrael Zangwill
>>124805271I usually skip this track and Black God. The non-metal intro and closers here are fine, but I want to hear the riffs.
>>124805792>According to the band, "Trhä" means "the key to true perfect magic, true fantastic desires and pleasures, and this distant magic place".not true, that's the definition of twink bussy
>>124805761Not schizo and not a fan of this website but I am easily the most relevant person to come out of this place. The most relevant in metal easily as well>>124805799Thank god I don't wear glasses like the 24/7 runts here glued to their computer screens
>>124805549Pee wee Herman vibes tbqh
>>124805805>>124805814Okay but who's the king of metal?
>>124805825And that's the most relevant person in metal today? How
>>124805615WHO is this guy? I know WHAT he is. Massive nose.
>>124805813Yeah sorry but we're not discussing metal music right now, we're talking about the most important figure in metal today
I just realized that since this thread started and everyone is shitposting about this disgusting little rat, the top THOTs selling pictures of their feet covered in whip cream have made more money than I ever will even if I lived 20 life times
>posting photos onlineThe chickens come home to roost
>>124805856Clearly a dude, best looking here too>>124805849I think he's the most important person in metal culture right now>>124805860Not a rat but a king in this place
>>124805877king of the rats
>>124805871Not my problem, clearly someone else has one though. Mad stalker vibes lmao>>124805881Nah king of the streets though and metal at the moment
>>124805856Miceman!
>>124805893*bleepgodi kneel
i need crushing riffs right nows
Just looked in the mirror and damn I look good todayProbably not gonna listen to metal much today but maybe tomorrow? We'll see
>>124805908This place is unworthy of good pictures of the king, obviously a metal listener like yourself wouldn't be smart enough to understand however
>>124805813this but the exact opposite
>>124805913>Just looked in the mirror and damn I look good todayimpossible
>>124805893Mousican
Still waiting on those stalker-themed metal recommendations>>124805940You aren't worth the good pictures
Morbid Angel - Leading the Ratshttps://youtu.be/AN40Y3bEDqA?t=180
>>124805955I'd post Godflesh but this rat doesn't even breed
>>124805954>You aren't worth the good picturesits impossible to like metal and look good
>>124804877rikki!!!
>>124805961You are the rat here>>124805966I guess I'm an outlier but yeah I look good and I don't like most metal
>>124805913anon i love you
https:://vocaroo.com/1om8iFQ0vnYS
>>124805983>I guess I'm an outlierliar
>>124805991Yeah yeah I've heard it a thousand times already. Back of the line, babe
>>124806001Well I do like stoner, atmospheric sludge, drone doom, and post metal. Nothing else is good
>>124805659Correct.
>>124805913are you by any chance gabriel
I'm a huge faggot and I love Trhähaven't felt my asshole quiver like this since listening to Alcest
>>124806048Not falling for this bait, sorry Devin. Your taste in metal is shit by the way
>>124806069Nice, we wish you luck on your transition
I wonder if her new album was any good?
Why did they split up?
>>124806085Thank you allysister, I've always wanted to be a cute girl who wanders around in the woods in search of faeriesthe ethereal melodies woven by Alcest and Trhä speak to the true womxn in me
>>124806073dont know who devin is, so you are gabriel?
>>124806120I'm a dude but again, we wish you well on your transition. Trhä is definitely a heavyweight in the black metal genre, maybe as good as SW
>>124806127Who do you think is the most relevant figure in metal today?
Blasting?
>>124806145idk i never paid attention to relevancy
>>124804978Not sure if metalheads have much say in what good taste is but no worries
>>124806166Who's your favorite then
I wish black metal had its own general all year long
>>124805365>>124805365
>>124806188morbid angel
>>124806253That's not a person that's a band, not sure if you realized
>>124806227Thůlean Mysteries goes in tbqhhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4UoEIn9Tw&si=Oa9pPi-m-FG_1jRk
i still like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4AQzguAR8&t=12s
>>124806257TREY
>>124806280Literally who
A Venn diagram sure got his autism stirred
>>124806270>picwhy do you keep posting women you know would never even look at you?
>>124806289yikes what a poseur
>>124806296She would and they already have, I'm good looking and charismatic with a strong energy but yeah I don't like metal as much as her maybe
>>124806280best post so far
>>124806106best post so far
>>124806306Anon, you realize you're posting in a general devoted to metal music (in 2024) on a website devoted to anime, right?
>>124806306>I'm good looking and charismaticwhat are you doing here?
>>124806304Morbid Angel is overrated and not very good. Like Knocked Loose but for metalheads who think they're better than other metalheads (they're not)
[CAPTURED IMAGE - "Computing Center" by Roy Lichtenstein]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>124806329wrong
>>124806324Lazy Sunday>>124806323This is just a chill music board plain and simple
>>124806324we are ALL handsome and charismatic here
>>124806340what's so chill about schizos?
>>124806329Correct.
>chill music boardkek
>>124806329incorrect
>>124806345we're all incels with a gigachad body like Big Pete10,000 hours in the gym but no gf
>>124805127>death riffs (and a bunch of thrash?), melody, dissonanceI guess the right slice makes more sense rather than technical disso-death is parsed as atmospheric death-metal AND technical prog . Makes Anata left placement feel odd opposite from Siderean+Voivod so left is death metal with melody and black metal with riffs? dichotomy just makes the selections seem a bit jumbled at first. would move Dismember over to replace Dark Funeral I kinda see the overlap in the center where Atheist and Chasm thrash and ATG+Inanna tech-death all converge on melody and whose complex time signatures approximates dissonance. Artificial Brain and Veilburner triangulate the center pretty well yeah. Not as familiar with the others or how Suffering Hour + Leviathan are uniquely intimating. did you like the new Convulsing as much as everyone else seems to?
>>124806292Why do you orbit him so much though
Now that the dust has settled, what would you guys say is the best Panzerfaust album?
>>124805792>autistic screeching over a Fisher-Price xylophone toy
>>124806376Why are you talking to yourself, lass?
>>124806398Darkthrone
Immolation - Close to a World Below
>>124806404Sounds like possibly a Yamaha or even a Roland synthesizer tbqh, and the vocals sound like typical bm screams. Underrated
>>124806429This is a Christian generalWe love Jesus
>>124806441Trouble, Incubus, Penance.
>>124806412More like Shartthrone lol
>>124804948Correct.
Damn, RYMs #1 metal album of 2024? Gonna have to give this thing a listen.
>>124806471Godspeed on your grand tour of /mu/
>>124806471Blood Incantation might get a lot of hate here, but they're genuinely one of the 10 best metal bands at the moment. Definitely recommend blasting at full volume. Godspeed, anon.
>>124806398Probably their most recent one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6elD4JxD8
>>124806270This is a dude
>>124806516It took 233 posts for something fucking decent to be shared
>>124806526Bit disrespectful to our AOTY >>124804938
>>124806524She has nice boobs and probably good taste in music
>>124806611
what happened
>>124806622HEIL
>>124806622Is this real
>>124806356At least Knocked Loose fans are cool compared to Morbid Angel runts
>>124806667no
>>124806672Great counterargument, I see your point nowNot
let's all love Wata!
>>124806667Correct, if you're LGBTQ+.
>>124806690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGiWrGtaZ3o
>>124806690All that gear and she's fucking useless.
No idea what Knocked Loose is but it definitely ain't better than Morbid Angel.
>>124805017this is easily their best album, sounds fine on anything better than airpods
>>124806690I like Melvins, SunO)) and Earth and still haven't listened to this yet.
more like boreis
>>124806731well you're missing out, especially live but they have albums in many different styles, you don't have to wait til you're in a sludgey stoner drone mood. Heavy Rocks 1, Pink, Akuma no Uta and Smile are all accessible heavy/punk/psych fun records that will give you a taste of their other side.
https://www.anus.com/metal/conqueror.htmlhttps://www.deathmetal.org/review/conqueror-war-cult-supremacy-1999/
>>124806803nice fossil you dug up
>>124806797But it’s this for mehttps://youtu.be/dPUL8b0PzWY
very solid
>>124806797how are the drone albums?
No idea what Morbid Angle is but it definitely ain't better than Knocked Loose.
Say what you will about Scott Burns but personally? He's produced some of the best albums in the OSDM genre
Knocked Loose, motherfucker
>>124806929>>124806959correct
>>124806690Queen of metal
>>124806929say that to our faces fucker not online and see what happens
>>124806972They look like Rammstein fans
>>124806873Dronevil and Fade are the best Drone dominant records but they're most iconic works combine it with sludge (Amplifier Worship), post-rock (Flood), post-metal (Feedbacker). the lengthy [untitled] to closeout Smile is also great and the Sunn O))) collab album is must listenthat's just studio albums though, plenty of drone work on live releases
Prozak. Where are you?
>>124806929
>>124806956It's just hector that hates him. His production is comfy and high-T
>>124806972>scary badass lovecraftian death metal>KISS FOREVER button kek you can't make this shit up
What are some of the most autistic metal bands?
>>124807083Burzum
>>124807083Satanic Warmaster
>>124807083Any one band black metal project
Just reposting since it was deleted.>>124806376The main thing I was trying to hit was to balance both the incoherence of the character (for instance baldcucks randomly deciding things like Obscura are "riffless" or whatever), with an actual musical guideline (Obscura is literally just a disso version of everything they like). A big example of this is that ACTUALLY Ad Nauseam should be in the center based off the idea of being melodically inclined + rhythmically aggressive + modernist; but the top and left characters are too retarded to realize this so I have to keep it to the right. I also tried to make the top and left favor more old bands over new, since these characters are braindead and do the same thing in actual reality.If I wanted to make it fully coherent I would need to do it by melody vs rhythm vs texture focus. This however would not actually capture people's interests that well, the archetypes of taste I see are not based on such a factor, well... at least its not dominating it anyways. Whenever you plan out categories and such, concessions have to be made, and the choice between being technical (and yet not applying to reality) or characteristical (and lacking coherence) is pretty hard.(1/2)...
>>124806376>>124807170>AnataAnata is a technical choice, its something that SHOULD be true (but perhaps is not, or could be debatable), its melodic enough for the 90's bm tourist, and yet might tickle the fancies of the baldcuck mind as well. >DismemberI was debating putting it between the two myself actually, I just haven't ever really seen any black metal fan mention it ever, it always feels like a baldcuck is praising it as "melodeath as far as it should go".>I kinda see the overlap in the center where Atheist and Chasm thrash and ATG+Inanna tech-death all converge on melody and whose complex time signatures approximates dissonanceYeah like each pick in the center will give up something, its either going to have a bit too much dissonance for some, or be too technical, or too clean, or too textural, or blah blah blah. Atheist/Chasm seem to have fans on both the top and left side, but also I think anyone who likes my section on the right wouldn't might it either. >Suffering HourThese guys have a small weakness to the top section, but its still has just enough strength and catchy-ness that they might enjoy it too, overwise its light on the disso and heavy on the melody and riffs. >LeviathanSpecifically that album is great for the center because it starts off as basically pure dissodeath, and then gradulally goes a bit thrashy, and then into pure atmospheric bm. Because of the world tour approach all parties could probably find at least one track they like off it. >ConvulsingYeah it was good, just more of the same really. Real catchy riffs, expert production that baldcucks would weep for if it was on a 90's album, loads of repetitions to drill in the "atmosphere" or whatever, but enough ornamentation to keep it interesting.
>>124807170>>124807177Holy autism. Just share the cosmic codex instead of this
Prozak and Hector
>>124807170>>124807177this got deleted for a reason, you know.
>>124807202The "cosmic codex" is a shreddit list for tourists to suck up recs on their epic cruise ship pitstop of /metal/. My chart isn't for tourists, its for people who already know every band on the list and want to talk about them and argue about positions or archtypes of fans or metal culture.
>>124807217i don't get this anime reference
>>124807245Still a chart, still autism. Next!
>>124807233Correct.
>>124807246Same honestly, never watched that shit once and have no idea what hes implying with it.>>124807310Thank you Amerimongrel.
>>124806376Oh also how come you want to move Dark Funeral over? Seems like its part of the few tremolotrite bands the balds actually like.
Where do I start with Satanic Warmaster?
>>124807351You don't, its just a meme you post for lolz.
>>124807323Nothing wrong with being autistic, it's basically a superpower for some folk. Not yourself obviously but at least you can be grouped in with the high functioning metalheads
>>124807351>Where do I shart with Satanic Warmaster?
>>124807362>I have no chin and must post on 4cuck.orgThank you BleepRodent
When I heard Varg say "Why can't we all just be nice to each other," that's when Burzum finally clicked for me
>>124807379*bleepgod has a chin, is the best looking person here, and that makes you angry rent free
90s gothic metal was the best.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKAFtT_xMgkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtEIMJTkYQ
Hector is like a child you give a coloring book to so he stays quiet. He’s been working on his art project all day, has hardly made a peep.
>>124807395
>>124807437based proud orbitor
>>124807437Actually I finished it up a long time ago, there is just not much to bother with atm. The only people on right now are the loony toons crew bored enough to talk to a mouse without a chin.
>>124807441And they said schizophrenics couldn't make good music
>>124805515Morbid Angel
>>124805412Is she autistic? Kind of cute honestly, wonder if she makes great music
>>124805411AOTY for metal. 8.8/10
>>124805182Why can't we all just be nice to each other
>>124805017Autistic viking metal rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGFIrvtiAs
>>124806731Their music is all over the place, with not one instance of an original idea.
>>124806998*their
>>124806959Industry Plants, cocksucker
What was that metal track with the guy who was using a different guitarist's name that was memed here for a few months? The guy was pointing a baseball bat at the camera iirc. Very good track
Yngwie Malmsteen, guys
>>124807573Correct.
>>124807603Malmsteen is a genius.
>>124807586>>124807639Please stand for the /metal/ national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>124804877Last thread archived at 274 posts...
I will probably never listen to this Knocked Loose, What am I missing?
>>124807665A psyops.
>>124807662Wow >>124800370
>>124807665A troon on the mic who's balls never dropped but is still balding kek.
give me the most pretentious, 'hipster', metal of the year please.it's the only interesting music that comes out of these scenes.
>>124807665just Everytime I Die hooky hardcore riffs and vox/lyrics for zoomers with a pseud album cover that makes them feel special
>>124806622King of metal
>>124807686Got you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8&
>>124807650Uh .... not Yngwie. Try to keep up.
>>124807704howlin wolf is sick bruhhere's some more sick shit for (you)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq5fzlpChE4
>>124807686>>124807704Alternatively there was this if you have the stomach for something truly avanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDEr4jV9W8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDEr4jV9W8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDEr4jV9W8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDEr4jV9W8
>>124807686Got you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV87M6Nc7j8
>>124807724Sounds a lot like Satanic Warmaster, nice
>>124807758Too soon.
>>124807724thx, never gonna hear it again>>124807725download this from spotify and tagging this as 'ambient'bless
>>124807776305 posts?
>>124807755 >>124807755 >>124807755
>>124807782Yw, definitely the most hipster metal artists atm
>>124807686probably that Orgone avant-garde post-metal record as far as actually getting coverage for a targeted hipster type. decent but it's not that crazy click around this to get a feel for the festering slew of zoomer cybergrind bleep metal hybrids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fHlnSI_czo
>>124807665The metal AOTY
>>124807721>>124807962
