Vargism & Odalism edition.Varg Vikernes about his deleted video which reappeared (direct quotation):>Strange world. Nothing makes any sense anymore.Varg Vikernes about Det Som Engang Varg: >>124842796FAQ: https://burzum.org/eng/news.shtml
First for gayer objectivelu sucks(and is not metal).
AOTY
Black metal is my life.
Too soon.
Rage reigns supreme
>>124849365BLASTING?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
https://youtu.be/3kVFce1M_QQ?si=boqAPpw1WbfgbFvkRiffs
What is death metal's answer to Iperyt?
>>124849799
Got a rainbow flag twinker concerned about the Dawg’s good looks and penis size.
Dead thread
did the mods finally range ban the schizos again or something?
>>124849365Controversial, but true take: sepultura's best music came out after cavalera left. They somehow got much better instrumentally and at songwriting later.
>>124851054If only it was that easyhopefully it will be a comfy thread for a little while
>>124849799Do you really listen to Colony every day?
heaviest album in the universe
>>124851312it doesn't make nu-males cry though
Morbid Angel
>>124851358I showed this album to a friend, and he started laughing hysterically, once the vocals came on.
>>124851358riffless garbage for posers
>>124851404>>124851425now type that without crying
>>124851204Why don't you?
>>124851054Doubtful.
>>124851489now lick my asshole without cumming
>>124851358It's good, but filename related>>124851502Colony sounds like chugging a gallon of corn syrup. Pop songwriting and nauseatingly sweet melodies.
>>124851608haven't seen that chart in a while kek>WHY DID I PUT A BULLET>IN MY HEEEEAAAAADDDsadly the regular version got taken down, but the demo is cool toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUAVWtJ7PsM
>>124851518I... i can't. I get hard and cum...
>>124851312I wish more bands tuned their guitars like that. Most weedtards make silly rock sounding crap.
>>124851394HEIL AZAGTHOTH
>>124849799One of my favourite atmoshits
>>124851608Damn that's a lot of good stuff
do we like folk music here?
>>124851951Yes.
>>124851951If you mean folk metal, sure sometimes.
>>124851964lets get some balt shit in thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LCvWWpW7sQ
Kim Dracula
>>124851608Yeah this list sucks
>>124852000Xe brought wiggerslam to the mainstreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C90sSWcGZCQ
>>124851951Yes, but modern pop too.
>>124852050I wish her luck on her transition
>>124852061Finally I'm accepted.
>>124852096Doesn't look like pop
need metalhead gf pls
>>124852116Carly isn't pop?
Vikernesian-Hitleric Odinist Riffs
>>124852061Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19y8YTbvri8
>>124852124Hfw most of those bands are entry level trash
>>124849403Underwhelming
>>124850827>Dead is deadThe ironing.
Actual AOTY where every single song rips with zero filler
>>124852124>THOTs >:(>THOTs with a metal aesthetic metal :)
>>124852174Hey she smokes and looks wasted, which means I have a chance. But yeah what a bunch of newbs these posters are. You and me know the real metal succulence and it's not the bands
>>124852203>a metal aesthetic metal
>>124852222>he doesn't double the metal
>>124849799Hell - Hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ufY0YErRYg
>>124852203I think I'm done rampaging and being a viking and shit, I'm ready to settle down for a bit
>>124849799>rhythmic clapping
>>124852289And everybody clapped
>>124852306Only thing clapping was your mom's cheeks m8
>>124852312No, everybody clapped and my mom wasn't there, but I was so don't be weird
>Real danger is nothing more than just living. Of course, living is merely the chaos of existence, but more than that it's a crazy mixed-up business of dismantling existence instant by instant to the point where the original chaos is restored, and taking strength from the uncertainty and the fear that chaos brings to re-create existence instant by instant. You won't find another job as dangerous as that. There isn't any fear in existence itself, or any uncertainty, but living creates it.
>>124852413I used to be able to. I lost my fucking mojo somewhere along the way, and can't find it again.
>>124852413Correct.
>Themes: NASCAR, ViolenceListening!
𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎬𐎸𐎽𐎨𐎢 𐎼𐎠𐎽 𐎽𐎮 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎨 𐎼𐎱𐎮𐏂𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂 𐎨𐎭 𐎢𐎸𐎭𐎤𐎨𐎥𐎮𐎱𐎬
>>124852562Correct.
>>124852562So true aliencore brother
>>124852559even better NASCAR metal
What did we all think of the new Moloch? Pretty solid imo
>>124849799not the best HoF, but Pike doesn't miss with his riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8gbNvw58FM
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BdyGJ1-eun8&si=0pVjzPazQInpZgOcAre moslems allowed to make metal
>>124849799taake - noregs vaapen
Having black hair should be a prerequisite for being a trve cvlt metalhead
>>124852671That girl is quite a character
>>124852671Oh she fine, I need a metalhead gf like this
So is there moslem metal or no
>>124852559>Slam Death MetalLISTENING!!!>>124852598>Heavy MetalShan't be listening.
>>124852775Jute Gyte is muslim
hello fags, i am on a quest to find the lowest-tuned metal songs/albums everso far i know about devourment - obscene majesty (double drop d#), although meshuggah's spasm goes even lower (double drop a#)if you know anything similar, let me know pls
>>124852714she only listens to nig*er music and generic pop, dude
>>124852863https://voca.ro/1dlCje8cx1cKMaybe gf is too strong of a word then.
>>124852714>gf>girlAnon, I...
https://youtu.be/QCnsClBO9nc?si=wFijYNQoFQo9WnKt
Crapped in my diaper while blasting Judas Priest, metal loosens my caboose I guess!
>>124852869You forgot the lyrics https://voca.ro/1apLygZUiuuA
>>124852810I don't know. I don't listen to metal tuned lower than E since I'm not gay.
>>124852874lol lol lol >>124852892I wanna collab with you, you do a freestyle rap while I play my room temps guitar noodlings
>tfw listening to Panopticon
>>124852930what is panopticon
>>124852947soishit atmoshit with bluegrass
>>124852863Because they tend to be more CREATIVE, literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvR_QlXaAfU
>>124852930
>>124852938Me trying to listen to heavy metal after listening to extreme metal
https://youtu.be/Xq6V8uNnjZY?si=nY4hKaA5uGeXS6q9It's metal enough
>>124852999Terrible lmao
>>124853015i dont give a shit what others think about it though
>>124853034These vocals stink
>>124853081That's a pleb take if I've ever heard one. His voice was so good
>>124851118they peaked with bestial devestation thoughbeit
Is Heckston done screaming about stuff no one cares about?
>>124853126literally who
>>124853126Doubtful. Most likely a pineapple snuck it's way into his vegan diet and he's recovering in the burns unit.https://youtu.be/rS9x3_lAiFU?si=8TSYlHt4Qd2_0cXt
>>124853171kek
>>124853126He seemed unwell lately
>>124853094If you like power metal and shit like that, yeah okay
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
I feel like shit
https://youtu.be/DTE01T8nS-E?si=L7NS6hjXrnmQCpR8
>>124852810I guess Buster fits this. I think the vocalist was terminally ill hence the very angry sound.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQi07cOKMSE
>>124853171exotic produce strikes again
>>124853151The guy with the pirate metal project
I am liztening to Burzam and want something like it but with vocals that aren't so high
>>124853441Thank you janny accomplice
We cultivated this
>>124849365YO BRO! Do you want the horde of the undead to swallow your soul? Grrrr! Well, this is the ultimate metal right here, it doesn't get more metal than this, I'm fucking telling you whathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsBe8BTX_M4
>>124853531You can notice the effort she put into even the little hairs on the edge, wow. Women in metal
>>124853452>>124853452>>124853452
>>124852929I don't take requests sorry
>>124853034>mfw
>>124851951This was a decent recommendationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkyjZ3zDpiA
>>124851608What is the rationale behind this chart? prozakcore + M-A doomtard?
>>124853553Too early
As I’m getting older, it’s becoming more and more blatant that so many metal artists are in their teens/early 20s when recording their best material. Who are some metal bands that have older members at their peak? Talking 30+
>>124853607Cozy pumpkin spice metal
Gonna go smoke week and wear my long sleeve band shirt and walk around the cemetery by myself. Metal for this feel? Might blast something like hypothermia, urfaust and the new satanic warmaster
Is it true that Metal is preferred and listened to by people with higher IQ? I'm listening to it a bit right now and I'm feeling stupid. When do I get smarter?
>>124853780What you listenin to right now boy?
>>124853776Skeletorhttps://skeletor1.bandcamp.com/track/hordes-of-the-retarded
>>124853796I told you already? Listening to metal
>>124853807Post proof. Artist and song title.
>>124853814Empyrium — Fortgang
>>124853740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHsLQ3Dzb_kmay not be everyones cup of tea but Pike started dishing out around 30+
>>124853740Jute Gyte
>>124853780Absolutely false. Metal is low iq, and that's a good thing.
>>124853825That's not metal. This >>124853827 is metal.
>>124853856Says folk metal and doom metal in the description
metal is trans inclusive
>>124853886Inherently
>>124853878If Google says your shit is pop, you can call it deathgrind, it's still pop..Try Defeated Sanity https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxtzihzkfuc&si=6z0KtqdlaeMDWB6O
And they said Germans couldn't make good metal
>>124853907>I posted it again
>>124853905Says metal right there, and I think the album is pretty good. Give it a listen when you get a chance!
>>124853926Of course, just flexing. But Empyrium sounds nice yeah. Just a weird bias I have towards folk-ish music.
>>124853919Correct
>>124853994Yeah it just sounds like neofolk idk where the metal tags come from
>>124854015The track sounds like metal played with a folk guitar. The rest of their discography must be sympho metal or something.I don't vibe with that usually. It has never been part of my music journey and maybe some day in the future I will take an interest in symphonic stuff. I like folk music but with real folkloric instruments, or neofolk, but not Bob Dylan shit or even folk metal.
Reminder.
>lets see whats going on /shreddit/ aka /schizo/>Its another threads filled with Matthew>Poor baldcucks have once again proven themselves to be incapable of having even the slightly amount of pattern recognition>THEY.DON'T.KNOW.jpg>One of them comments that giving them the knowledge to save themselves from their endless ignorance is "shit no one cares about"A line befitting of the jesters on stage eh jaACKy? Literally being trolled all day by you and his response to it is that he doesn't even want to know; he LOVES his cave shadows doesn't he jaACKy? Maybe you are doing the poor old retards a favor here, you open their mouths, shit into them, and they thank you for it. I'm sure they would rather get angry at someone pointing out that you are shitting into their mouths rather than the fecal matter entering their system all day. These jesters are one of a kind, you picked the best candidates possible jaACKy.
>>124854202omg hi bestie
MANOWAR \m/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So2yz7KpKvE
>>124854202based and schizopilled
>>124854202Tldr. Got a synopsis?
>>124854249Fuck yes.
>>124854202Give me back my (You)s jaaaaaaacky u didn't earn them, you flim flammed them out of me!
>>124853740metal is inherently immature
>>124849799Hails to Azgorh!Keeping the flames of Black Metal alive and well.
>>124854370Just don't get stuck only listening to metal, or any single genre of music. Branch out and discover jazz, classical, pop, whatever helps lift your current mood and direction.
>>124854415Hardstyle?
>>124854415>discover jazz, classicalI'm saving that for when I'm 40 and 50, respectively. Will be nice to be old and still discover "classics" from respected genres. Till then I'm BLASTING.
https://thou.bandcamp.com/track/unbidden-guest
>deathcore and pantera is heavy>metallica is softis he right?https://youtu.be/c452gV8u8fw?t=364
>>124851608Alot of great albums here.
Ok who's Matthew?
>>124854490Yes, unironically.
>>124854547are Lil Mabu
>>124854547A chinless schizophrenic freak who killed /bleep/ through 5 years straight of spam, ugliest rodent you've ever laid eyes on. Hes protected by jaACKy who uses him as a tool to troll and destory the board for laughs. Most likely his mind has been destroyed by hard drugs at some point, he does not respond to any insult, he has no actual human thoughts, basically hes a spam bot in rodent form.
>>124854579Are you sure that's not just an unflattering angle/selfie
>>124854613Ok, but where is your chin Matthew?
He does not respond to any insult>>124820274 Ehnahre
Metal reigns supreme!
>>124851312Underrated for sure
>>124854667>>124854639>>124854619Ok, but where is your chin Matthew?
Perineum
>>124851196Your time is up, the time is now
>>>/lgbt/38330529
>>124853842Correct.
>>124854639Terrible album compared to what they put out before it.
>>124854732That's good.
chad thrash/death metal>clear production>technical and brutal>lyrics about war, alienation, violence>either left-leaning or libertarian>fanbase includes whites, mexicans, blacksvirgin black metal>shitty lofi production>cant play for shit, uses muh atmosphere as an excuse>lyrics about gay escapist bullshit like muh nature and paganism>fascists>white supremacists
>>124854959Correct.
>>124854959Why does black metal have the best drummer in metal?Why does black metal have the best composer in metal?Why does black metal have the best production in metal?
>>124855009Correct.
What genre is Ehnahre?
>>124854959Imagine thinking nature — the only truth — is escapism.
Inquisition
>>124855017The gay genre.
>>124854579why he lookin like a cartoon rat though
>>124854995name them
Sepultura
>>124854579>tfw El Ratso thinks you're loco
>>124855060DsO DrummerAdam KalmbachActually I lied about the production because Ad Nauseam won, but genre vs genre black metal production is 20x better on average. Literally just compared Pytten production vs Scott Burns. I have literally never heard production worse than what was shat out in the 90's Florida DM scene. Literal demos sound better than the real full albums. Production wise, BM shat on DM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTrdRnQKM0vshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPz8iGXyB1ULMFAO
Thoughts on this riff I just made?https://voca.ro/1bVrUfDhcO7y
holy based
>>124855113Pretty sweet, nice and twangy. KPN/Hooligan BM fan I take it?
>>124855116schizo cover
if you see Moonspell live you can meet the dominatrix katana lady they have with them too
>>124855140Thank you. Yeah, famine is one of my favourite guitarists
>>124855198Thanks for sharing, nice to actually get something fun around here beyond jaACKy's schizophrenic shithouse. Famine has a cool style for sure, upbeat syncopated stuff that still sounds like black metal. You might get a kick out of Doldrum if you didn't already know them, ultra sweet geetar twang on this. https://youtu.be/1eY_Iwtd7_I?t=464I would ask for you to stick around and post more often, but our moderation team seems to only want to troll the userbase and kill the board, so probably best to leave unironically! Regardless, night Iass.
https://voca.ro/1fiihAHWdB1aIs this metal
>>124855017schizometal
>>124854959>>fascists>>white supremacistsINHERENTLY.
>>124855385/metal/ approved then I assume?
>>124855153They're always afraid to post the badass pic, understandable however. Too powerful for metalchuds
>>124855426wasn't memeing, it actually sounds like it's made by a schizo
Speak English or Die.
Smoking weed and drinking beer objectively make metal sound better
>>124855493So true sister.
>>124855488Metal kills
>>124855505I'm a dude but thanks for agreeing. Hard liquor is shit however and is better served as hand sanitizer
>>124855493>>124855505Spamtastic samesister
>>124855522Just sneezed and nobody told me "bless you", may God smite thee. Fucking gimps
Stoner metal rulez
Metal is inherently gay, racist and fascist. Get used to it phoneshttps://youtu.be/nJMBPi7IXMA?si=tSCPHUELbtN6khhY
>>124855512Wonder how NSBM bands feel about a ceasefire
>>124855382If you add distortion and a drum track that sounds like a dryer on spin cycle, this could be black metal.
>>124855060Best drummer: Darkside (MGLA)Best composer: Varg Vikernes (Burzum)Best production: who cares
Metal for dressing up in a gimp suit and terrorizing people?
>>124855606Trhã
>>124855578How many bpm? Fast or slow
Smoking crack is very metal
>>124855646What's it like. Seriously, no joking or bully.
>>124855661Makes you euphoric and very, very wired. Crack is just cocaine you know that? But it's been boiled and mixed with baking powder or smth. Ps. fukubich
have a comfy night metalheads
>>124855682Is it true the high only lasts like 2 minutes? Or was that an urban legend? I've never done it to be desu. Ps. Love u bitch
>>124855661Oh idk that's some serious junkie shit. Very metal however
>>124855674
>>124855709Things happen. What are you gonna do jeffy
>>124855742I'm gonna work on being a nicer person :]
>>124855097based dishonest cherry picking retard
>>124855764That's not what I want. I want you to tell me how you feel, because that's metal.
>>124855196I listened the fuck out of Wolfheart as a teen.Everything they put out after that album is awful.
I will never listen to an album with some fag with panda facepaint on the cover.
>>124855611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVpNxGHQ7LM
>>124855785Okay then
>>124856026Heil
>>124856047
>>124856069Goblin King
>>124855989Crackbong metalhttps://voca.ro/18iK1meahmBm
>>124856073Say that to my face boy, I'll rupture your anus.
>>124856089Weed metalhttps://voca.ro/1czyV02vCkgy
>>124856095He's sad because there weren't enough good albums this year
Does someone mog someone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNcZemPy_soThe first recommendation on my sidebar
>>124856166Bonglord is a trve cvlt metalhead of pure Nordic stock, he's the king around here without a doubt
>>124856182So certain others shouldn’t even apply?
>>124856238You'll have to ask Bongman for approval first, sorry
What kind of metal would the Joker listen to?
>>124856401jute gyte, deathspell omega, the list goes on
Thoughts on this album?
>>124856539Puts twink black metal on a stretcher brah brah
>>124856539Why'd you post the cover upside down?
>>124856603Goblins are real wtf?
Oxy Oxborn Legalize it now
Stoner Doom
>>124856539Gives Norsetourist nightmares
>>124856539Thy Kingdom Cum is their best album.
best sludge metal album of all time
>>124856730So true babe
That whole burrito analogy was good except most metal is more like a hot pocket lbrlmho
>>124856730Nope.
>>124856820Okay pleb
>>124856830OK tourist.
>>124849365Okay guys seriously though. Now that the Steam winter sale has finally begun, what games are we thinking about getting? Preferably metal-themed.
>>124856570>>124856704What’s so different about it from Norse stuff?
>>124856095Gained a few kgs have we?
>>124856937Yep, I'm planning on being the fattest man in Britain.
IT IS THE NIGHT
Try to top this, u can't https://voca.ro/1gjPqOsAMzCh
>>124856993Easyhttps://voca.ro/1dTGIONhP1Dn
>>124857003https://voca.ro/1hibJtZqrVewvictory or death
>>124856993>>124857003>>124857028Not listening.
>>124857031https://voca.ro/1j3BcOOpKMbZOk this one's good u must admit
>>124857031Same lol
Ok I'll leave
I’d rather get punched in face by Mike Tyson than hang out with the hillbilly posers from a KD show
>>124852887Same, I plan to wear one of these next time they're on tour
NECROPHOBICCAN'T CONTROL THE PARANOIASCARED TO DIE
Should I buy a copy of Lords of Chaos y/n
>>124856603I want to get one of these cats but my wife thinks they're gross.
>>124856880None of the games I wanted are on more than 25 percent off.
>>124855831>WolfheartOH NO NO NO NO
for me it's nattens madrigal, the only european black metal album needed.
>>124857256You haven't heard much then.
>>124857264Incorrect, I've heard it all. And no, I shan't be listening to your demo.
>>124857256>>124857288>I've heard it all.>picks a mid european albumAmerican't black metal btw.
Metal for this feel?!
>>124857361Satanic Warmaster
>>124857364Correct.
>>124857256Nattens is solely becoming my favorite as well
>>124857219Yes
>>124857094/gg/ exists for a reason
>>124855622667
>>124854959More like trash metal
>>124857256Ulver, correct?
>>124852704I hope she starts posting again eventually
>>124857421Ok but is this metal? https://voca.ro/1dpPYeNqAWA3Please don't make me go back there please. I can be very nice *rubs nipples*
>>124857361Bück Dich
>>124857445Go back please, thanks
>>124857446>>124857446>>124857446
>>124857451I love you I'm gay
>>124856332
>>124851980>>124855257>>124856539>>124856730Best blastings of the thread
>>124857515You forgot a few >>124852612>>124852201>>124851312>>124849403
>>124857344Black metal doesn't get much better than Ulver.
