RATATATATATATATATAT editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129210701
>inb4 panzerfaustbot
>>129219813>AUSGEBOMBT!
Sodom and Kreator blow Slayer and Gaytallica out of the water. German Thrash remains the only true Thrash.
>>129219855>Sodom and Kreator blowCorrect.
>>129219858If you dislike Sodom and Kreator you are objectively less of a man and should be sissified by a bigger stronger man.
>>129219813Pastebin is down again.
CONJURATIOOOOOOOOON
>>129219855Kreator blows Slayer and asks for seconds.
REAL BLASTING
>>129219948Thank you memeblaster
>>129219886>German t(h)rash fan with gay fantasiesTypical.
DUDE
>>129219855imagine being this much of a contrarian
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129219855Sodom and Kreator are more aggressive than Metallica who are more palatable/HM like, comparable US thrash bands would be Morbid Saint or Demolition Hammer.
>>129220062The great irony of your obsession is that the reason you don't understand this album is because you are the brown one
>>129220458Correct.
>>129219948
>>129219855Metallica are for normies but their 80's stuff is good
>>129220235>Morbid Saint or Demolition HammerBoth are lots better than Metallica.
BLASTING
>>129220636(FAKE)
>>129220458Olá João
saturday night fever
>>129217820
there is just too much metal music bros...
>>129220908Isn't this guy a Nazi?
>>129221041Cool guy in that case.
>>129221019that's why I always listen to 2x speed
some goober messaged me on slsk to share somethingbro I'm sharing my downloads folder, fuck offare there really people who oversee every file transaction of theirs?!
>>129221056imagine the hideous chinless visage that would utter this sentence with a terrible lispLMAO
>>129221143I like looking through my uploads to see what people are downloading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZon5lFktKsHoly shit
HEADS I WIN, TAILS YOU LOSEOUT OF MY WAY I'M COMING THROUGHROLL THE DICE DON'T THINK TWICEAND WE CRUSH, CRUSH 'EM
>>129221183>t. non-European
>>129221380wow cool random boomer computer noise unc i'd rather listen to stock ringtones
>>129221380>5h long albumD:
>>129221477It's just ambient, lasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-YcOrjFQTs
>>129221380
>>129221563It's not
>>129220636I like it. Quite a lot actually. Good job, Dave. Thanks for all the good times ya old bastard
>>129221468someone should update the chudbot that posts here, xhe only posts the same low effort 50 IQ responses and the same few shitty nsbmcel albums
>>129221739>>129221468
>>129221722>>129221607
(you)
>>129221468Correct.
>>129221722Exactly >>129221563It's not
>>129220636
>>129221982Incorrect.
>>129221380>>129221563>>129221862>>129222032Fuck off filthy samefag schizo
>>129222047>samefagIncorrect.
>>129222069Correct.
>>129222069You only show up when he’s around, so you both must be mutual anal fuckers then
>>129222080Incorrect.
>>129222080>anal fuckerskek
>>129222080>you>implying it's only one person
>>129222080yeah the crackhead straight-up invents different characters as his daily routine, like that mentally ill schizo bullshit he's always peddling. what a manipulative fuck
>>129222188Think you meant to attach a cat webm with this post.
That thing ain't cute
>>129222188I don't think he does.
>>129222251cats, slam, chink simper... all him, probably.
200 Gunshot Wounds
>>129220062I haven’t seen any brown like that so far
>>129222313It's Joao (Kaevumspammer), how new are you?
>>129222333*João
>>129222362Correct
>>129219948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSn3BDsUV68top ten for last year IMO
Metallica
>>129219924Yes.
Epstein Files In A Briefcase! FUCK TRUMP AND ICE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBXdMbszXWA
>>129222522Literally who
I never liked Megadeth. I bought Rust in Peace alongside records like Beneath the Remains and South of Heaven. It was so fucking soft and awful.I'm listening to their final album now, and they still fucking suck.
holy kek big |-| deleted his last.fmhttps://www.last.fm/user/Only_Perception
>>129222845He did it a few days ago, then restored it and now it seems he deleted it again.
>>129222845maybe he changed his username
>>129222903He did not.
>Wayback Machine has not archived that URLyears of spamming his shit and nobody even bothered to archive his page
>>129222917What would be the point?
>>129219948probably the best melodeath ep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtJ7wJmv9LY
Hec took the classical pill. He doesn't like us anymore.
>>129222962He won't last there
FIRST FUUUUCKINNNG FRAGMENT REIGNSSUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-GurZ_Ye7E
>>129222845more like N
SeeFow
>>129222845Weird stalker vibes, lass
I don't agree with this shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckQjVaIa48Why is this popular
>>129222962Correct.
Ehnahre sisters, our answer?
Ahem….WE HAVE TO TAKE BACK OUR LANDSSOILED BY JEWISH RULEI CALL MY BROTHERS TO WARFOR RESURRECTION OF OUR MOVEMENT!
>>129223276Correct.
>>129223276"our movement" lmao, you losers can't even move out of your mom's basement
>>129223321I can't even move out of bed now I'm so fucking fat.
>>129223074Typical for metalheads
>>129222962>>128692902
>>129223370based
>>129222787How very unfortunate to be you
>>129223394totally this
>>129223406>gemsLooks like any random persons Reddit account.
>>129222787Those are all goated albums, but (early) Megadeth is goated for its melodic quality and interesting rhythms/note choices, not its brutality. New album is kind of a sleeper though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQbcedmvxgA
>>129223321
>>129223406the post that defeated hector
>>129223468This looks like me
I just roke up
>>129223475>>129223478>>129223481Thank you for the worthless cliquespam.
>>129223488You're welcome, bastard bitch.
>>129223481you have hours of cock ahead of you
>>129223475Polyphony
>>129223523Hopefully it's Timberly's.
>>129223475There's plenty more I assure you
>>129223276Basé!
>>129223481You were always here, you fag fucker
How do we make /metal/ great again?
>>129223457>interestingit's called slop
HAIL SCOTT IAN
>>129223668Just wait
love me caverncorelove me funeral doomlove me death/thrashlove me norsecorelove me deathgrindlove me war metallove me raw bm
>>129223702Not as much as you love me though, right lass? : )
Artist: Anal CuntAlbum: It Just Gets WorseSong: Deadbeat Dads Are Cool>Why waste your money on that fucking brat?>You didn’t even want to have it anyways>She was too stupid to get an abortion>So she should be stuck paying the bills>Deadbeat dads are fucking cool [x4]>Don’t give that stupid cunt a cent>Don’t pay that fucking brat’s rent>Don’t pay money for it to eat>If you’re cool, you’ll be a deadbeat>Deadbeat dads are fucking cool [x4]
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129223866checkedRIP Seth
Varg Vikernes is a philosophical and musical genius and a heterosexual icon in perfect physical health.
>>129223957Correct. Varg won.
>>129223702Altogether brown
Favorite Immolation album?
>>129223964I'm only 25% brown really
norsecore sister.. i kneel...
Kommando Peste Noire - On s'en fout - Livre III
>>129224048We don't care
129224062Shalom, Xister
>>129224067Hello :3
It's the literal translation of the album title but I knew some retard was going to interpret that as a statement
>>129219948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeuPrtL0Z-s
>>129224048Famine seems to have an IQ around 130. Smart guy
Varg is heterosexual and has 8 kids.
>>129224098love biosphere
>>129223981diabolical conquest
>>129219366
>>129224330Dungeons and dragons tier
I could heem Famine no problem.
>>129223964I have blue eyes though
Metalheads are subhuman I hate all of you.
Why are there so many timeless riffs in NSBM?
>>129225189duuuude hell yeah, all those...0 of them!
>>129223981it's Close to a World Below and I don't care if someone thinks that's le rebbit opinion
>>129219813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26hmRbDQFw
'Cause we're just gonna kill em
>>129219948>>129224048HEIL
>duuude hell yeah all those…0 of them!
RIFFS
>>129225295HEIL
NS chuds
>>129225299lol that's literally you when we own you chuds for the 43675th time in this general
>>129225420>no uNGMI lass.
>>129220127you didn't see The Princess Bride? Balding retards think mocking their superiors makes them "smart".
>>129223981Here In After but Failures for Gods has been creeping up on it lately. That production has really grown on me over the years.
>>129225708based
>>129225768I keep blasting Niden lately, it's a bit concerning.
WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR AGAINNO IDEA JUST WHERE I'VE BEENMY PHONE IS DEAD, AND THE RENT IS DUEI LOST MY JOB, AND I LOST A TOOTHIT'S JUST ANOTHER BAD DAY, ANOTHER BAD DAYANOTHER BAD DAY, IT'S JUST ANOTHER BAD DAY
Megajew
Bolt Frowah
>>129226370CENOOOO TAAAPHH(Riffing intensifies)
>>129219948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykF8szoHQ2Y
>>129226424This is a very welcome change of pace after listening to Load and Reload. Think I'll do the whole discography.
>>129226127grade school level song writing
>>129226127Fucking Oingo Boingo lyrics.
At the end of the day no one could beat Britain at Metal.
>>129222845Even funnier when you consider he used to pay for last.fm Pro for a few years
>>129226742His account is actually just temporarily hidden.
>>129221477you should kys. faster the better.
>>129226785>He is actually slightly less insecure!Great save Fagturd
>>129226859I think hiding it is just as embarrassing. I just wanted to correct your mistake.
>>129226870Thank you for the clarification
>>129226874You're welcome.
Hitler wouldn't approve of black metal
>>129226941Hitler wouldn't approve of anything but classical and folk.
leftists are so used to the "X CHARACTER WOULD AGREE WITH ME" argument, that they think it applies to right wingers and hitler. truly pathetic
>>129226941hitler was a softie, we must be more extreme
>>129227023Shitler wore diapers from all the drugs he took. Also he had only one testicleball.
>>129219824>botIt's a mentally damaged girl btw. She lashes out at jews because she was molested by one.
It seems like trannies are lurking this general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnaZ6bRyTF8
>>129225189post 5
>>129223981Failures for Gods>>129224330retard
give me cold, frostbitten, blizzard-esque albums. beyond obvious ones like immortal 90s period and paysage d'hiver
>>129228096most of the second wave norwegian bm, Bekëth Nexëhmü, Evilfeast, Hate Forest, Dissection, Vargrav, Satanic Warmaster
>>129228096Vinterriket, Sorcier des Glaces, Battle Dagorath
What kind of metal do women tend to listen to? Just to see if I can introduce one.
>>129228234How the heck would we know?
>>129228234type o negative him
>>129228234Sleep Token
>>129228234Mostly with female vocals, It depends on the style
>>129228234women (female) don't listen to metal
>>129219948>BLAST
>>129228335They probably don't listen to the /metal/ metal. I'd assume it's something normie or soft.
>>129228096
>>129228234Coreshit. And other metal adjacent genres, especially with female band members. Unfortunately there's no (real) women into something like Devourment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtR8H9yvfXkfeelin' real chuddy rn
>>129228234I knew a woman who listened to Nunslaughter
Seen too many (meaning more than 1) women kvetching about Barnes era CC lyrics when trying to get into more extreme metal. I'd rather they fuck off and stick to folk and indie.
>>129228234MEGADETH, jokes asidethey won’t be huge fans and will just listen to a few tracks, but I’ve seen more than one woman listening to Megadeth (even hot zoomers, while driving) such as Symphony of Destruction, Trust, In My Darkest Hour, etc
>>129228519did she bite you?
>>129227023Correct.
>>129219924TOTAL SUPPORT
Holy shit
>>129228672do your homework Kyle
Varg Niggernes is a fucking faggot (i love him)
Is Ungfell just a cheap Peste Noire copy? Like a "We have non-sketchy Peste Noire at home" for RABM redditors?
>>129228096Kvist, Sort Vokter
>>129228802Ungfell have said they want to put both sides heads on pikes so the hardcore tankies wouldn't like them. They aren't as much a KPN knockoff on their two most recent albums but yes it's fair to say they started out as one. I like them a lot though because hey I like that sound.
>>129228096Extreme Cold Weather
It's a message from God, the message being population control
Thoughts on jazz metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGCYvYJ79_c
>>129229496Sporkcore
>>129229592>Sporkcore is a genre title created in the late 00's/early 10's by the image board known as 4chan>the term was originally used as a derogatory term for artists and groups who see being purposefully random or unpredictable as being clever or humourous, frequently slamming as many styles or genres into one section as possible for no apparent reasonI think they're a good band though. Good musicians. There's nothing wrong with trying new styles, as long as the end result sounds good.
What is the spelling of a band name pronounced call-a-coom-a? I've tried several spellings with and without spaces but am at my wit's end.
holy shit
>>129230025They're just ripping off Castle Rat's style
>>129229980call a coomer? well I'm here!
>>129227283How do you know it's the same girl you molested?
Bongman - Fuck you mum, I won't go to Sunday mass no more! (DSBM/rapcore)
>>129219948giving this shitheap another chance
>>129230376Bongman's not papish
>>129230533Incorrect.
In hindsight this album was great.
>>129230619prove it
>>129230681Nah, just good. Too bloated.
Any new releases that are good?
>>129230806Yeah quite a few.
Crazy how it's actually the year 5786 in the Hebrew calendar. Any decent Zionist bands?
The songs are so damn good, but why does James sound like a fag? I've never heard him sing like this.
>>129230866A bad impersonation of the Diamond Head vocalist.
Shit vocals are metal
>>129230873dave shartstain is hated here
>>129230839>Any decent ZionistTKD
Man, Seek and Destroy is such an incredible song>>129230873Yeah, but not gay vocals. Maybe some times, but not this time.
What’s your favorite Dio album between these three?>inb4 some other albumI’m talking about these three. Not Last In Line, not Elf, not Ronnie & the Red Caps.
>>129230999>gay vocalsexample?
>>129231023James Hetfield on the No Life til Leather tape
This general has taken a turn for the stinky diaper
>>129231013Heaven And Hell
Just another Marty Monday
>>129228309I heard that band’s song played at the game awards
>>129231034>_>
>>1292311254 inches of Marty
>>129231013Holy Diver
https://youtu.be/AmKRGEpOQr0?si=jsFCgsijbM7KtWdA&t=200NSBM song of the year
>>129230025>AI cover
>>129230025looks autistic
You /v/irgins going to this ? >Immolation>Glen Benny>Rotting Greeks
>>129230853I have recently come to the realisation that Leper Messiah is actually great and Damage inc is the weakest track.
>>129231405>Immolation>leave for smokes and drinks>Deicide>leave before Behemuff playsIt sounds alright. But not for $50
6 7
>>129231457>Chicago >Vic TheaterThat's a huge pass for me, venue sucks dick for death metal.
>>129231458Skrilla IS actually more metal than most bands posted in /metal/
>>129231483>Skrilla IS actually more metal than most bands posted in /metal/
>>129231405I'd attend just to fight glen benton
>>129231483Correct.
Anyone else getting that vibe Cannibal Corpse is finally going to retire this year ?
>>129231013I find them all equally bad
>>129219855>Sodom and Kreator blow Slayer and Gaytallica out of the water. German Thrash remains the only true Thrash.
>>129231567They actually retired years ago and started AI generating all their music. Nobody's been able to tell the difference.
>>129231567I haven't thought of it, but they have been continuously active as long as Slayer was in their first run. I don't think they'll retire THIS year but maybe they announce a farewell tour.
>>129231667I look like this and say this
