milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard edition>Motorcycle tips & tricks & backflips>Motorcycle pics, webms>Motorcycle girls (2d, 3d)>Trading your honda for another honda>never seen a honder ruckus before>Motorcycle ghost propellant techniques>don't buy chinese motorcycles!>don't buy EV motorcycles!>take the stickers off your bike>Pass the MSF class, wear earplugsLots of people click these links>https://msf-usa.org>https://cycle-ergo.com/>https://superbikeschool.com>https://ridelikeachampion.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmetsVids>Twist of the Wrist IIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_DyKJtrZ6w >bakuon!https://aniwave.to/watch/bakuon.z1nm/ep-1>How to clean your exhaust https://files.catbox.moe/1zrsd4.mp4Previous >>27758183
>those stems
YAMAHA
>>27759865Looks like you've dropped that bike at least once, Ashley.
I've had two boomers on Harley's yell at me so far today
>>27759865That's a man
>>27759876>the final boss
>>27759876i kneel.
>>27759876might as well take the truck
Anyone order tires from fortnine? Are they quick to ship?
>>27759870based
which one of you is this?
>>27759885no cuz im american they are for leafs
Check em and rate em
>>27759887Yamaha owner in anime vs IRL
>>27759888Ural bros, we're so back
Fuck it, fortnine it is
>>27759874
there's a motorcycle in this picture
>>27759874Yes, a beautiful man. I know, I have seen him!
>>27759887Pretty sure that's HWM
>>27759911There's also some bitch posing next to it
>>27759911coomer simp
>>27759911But no ass. Just a Yucky bug
>>27759888SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO>>27759865>no motorcycle mice from mars link>no akira link>no shounan bomber link>no supercub anime, rip super acooter ban eoyAnorher GAY trwnny thread that is totally not BASEDAlso, requesting tranny edit on my motorcycle
>>27759922
>>27759924THATS NOT MY BIKE AHHHHGGGGSTILL FUNNY LMAOTHABKS BROS>>27759865>trading your honda for another hondaThats me, second time coming to a viffer near youWHAT A BASED OP
Who else/lonelyasfuck/
Anon, if you had a 600cc ptwin GS for 8000USD, are you buying one?
>>27759882Cope harder poorfag. You'll never afford a bmw.
>>27759920t. virgin
>>27759931Tis the was of a motorcyclist. Its nothing new. Wheelies to get rid of the feelies.
>>27759939It's OK that you're gay
>>27759936Anon calls out someone for alternative opinion without posting bike. Sure kid
>>27759935No. The 800gs already exists if I ever decided to buy a shit bike.
>>27759865Good OP.Also Ashley if you're around, how did the glove shrinking go? You promised results m8.
>>27759876W I D EIDE
>>27759944
>>27759940unless you wheelie too hard you flip aroundyou'll feelies that alot
>>27759951this dude sits on a lot of bikes
>>27759951Damn, they/them gets around.
>>27759953>>27759954
>>27759953Here's the og bike she owns
>>27759959damn that so cool and believable injin ftrs are dope
>>27759961Not really.
>>27759876>thumbnail
>>27759957this dude, the guy standing, looks 8ft tall in this pic>>27759962fursure
>>27759964It's just a shitty scout
>>27759964I'm glad he's out killing hookers instead of ruining the thread with his gay as bike
>>27759967Out being a male hooker*
>>277599678ft tall whore killer, sounds based >>27759966ok
>>27759971Are you sponsored by Polaris? Or just a simp
>>27759970My mistake, you're right anon. >>27759971Yeah except for he samefags his Harley over and over it's annoying.
>>27759977He also larps as other anons. Dude is sad
>>27759945Its 16k though. What about half that price though?
racing stickers can make any bike look good
>>27759978I know. He called me out and I posted bike and car and he got real quiet real quick lol. Just when I thought the user base here couldn't get any worse or gayer. Every year I get surprised.
>>27759971Is there anything cooler than FTRs?Nothing comes to mind.
>>27759988He's been like that since he got here. He gets bullied in the trucker thread all the time for his lying
>>27759984>turning your bike into a billboard>for freeGay faggot jew, post foreskin.
>>27759992The challenger isn't bad. Price sure is though
>>27759993I called him out on his supposed earnings and he exited the thread after crying about white collar jobs lmao
I like bikes, do you?
>>27759997He really gets mad when you call him hotwing. Which is funny since he'll larp as him a lot
>>27759998I hate bikes
>>27760011Baste
>>27759995you can support based brands you like
>>27760022Slow™ the bike
>>27759995>scrapes the manufacturer logo off his tank>Ah eynt addertizin sheeeit
>>27760022If they pay me i will
>>27760053>won't do anything to his bike for free>even if it looks good>calls someone jew
>>27760024It's not slow, basically this is the legendary SV650 but with plastic, or the Monster 689 but reliable and cool looking.
Unless you're sponsored or showing off performance parts in a racing setting, aftermarket part stickers are lower than lewd anime stickers.
>>27760115Who axed
bought a 2024 super cub yesterday feeling pretty good about itgonna get the plates tomorrow and pick it up on tuesday, first bike after completing my a1, pretty excited!anything i should know/do/buy in advance?
>>27760129>anything i should know/do/buy in advance?Super Cub has its owner's anime manual.
>>27760129Lid, gloves. They're pretty sweet.
I just just witnessed the kind of public spaghetti dropping I fear when I'm on bike.It was while filling up my YBR after work. There was a guy on a MT-9 with a colour matched Patronas motoGP replica helmet and leathers. When he went to start it it wouldn't turn over so he went to kickstart it and couldn't so he walked it off the pump at the completely full forecourt and kept trying to start it but couldn't (he eventually did after like 10 minutes). I thought about going over to help but I realised that if I actually succeeded having someone half your age on a 125cc bike kickstart your bike for you would only make things more embarrassing and I might as well give him a gun to shoot himself at that point
>>27760022GOOD GOY
>>27760133already got all the gear (helmet, jacket, gloves, pants and boots all with protectors) since i needed them for the a1 but thanks for the suggestion
>>27760139What was the issue with his bike?Did you just stayed there watching the whole time?
>>27760139Ybr gril?
>>27760151I was filling up and paying while this was happening and I have no idea but it was cranking but not starting so maybe it was an electrical issue.
>>27760139>MT-9>he went to kickstart it and couldn't What bike even is this? I couldn't find any MT-9 apart from the Yamaha (which is actually an MT-09)
>>27760139You could just ask if he needs any help
>>27760169MT-09 yes I was confused since I couldn't find a an obvious kickstarter on an MT-09 in pics. Maybe it was another MT like an MT-07 since it had the profile and the goofy coloured wheels. >>27760155I'm not a girl.
>>27760169obviously OP couldn't kickstart his YBR and MT-chad ignored him he swapped the roles to see our unbiased opinion on who's a sissy here
Hi viz and full of jizz
I'm addicted to riding my 'ku.
Ok here's the story for you DBT, pls reply.So I know a girl, and she knows a guy, who ran over a motorcyclist while being drunk. She keeps saying it wasn't his fault because he didn't know it would happen. He still drives a car without his licence anyway, because he has no choice. She said he's a nice guy because he has friends who also ride and it was just an accident and he didn't do nufin.When I told her not to chat with that retard anymore, she said she can't because he's her old friend from school or something like that. So I told her she's fucking stupid and delusional and drunk drivers are a treat to everyone, including her. In the 90's her own dad almost lost his life because of a drunk driver. And still she was ok with it no matter what. So she asked me why should she end their friendship it won't change anything and yada yada yada.I told her it's over for us then and never texted her again. She was kinda sad about it but never tried to stop me or make an agreement. Our mutual friends used to say she liked me and she never had anything with that other guy, but I guess she made her choice.Should I ask her if she changed her mind now? Or maybe her fucking retard friend died already? I mean: "tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are", right? BTW: You are my friends guys.
>>27760022>>27760112Its called an R7 because.......>It has 7hp>Its top speed is 77kph>It takes 7 mins to hit that speed>It costs $7 to Insure>It takes 7mins of kick starting to get it going
Cruiser bros how we feeling? man our girls are HOT
>>27759886worst girl
Are Enfields allowed in here?
>>27759872kek, where they upset you were blocking their way to get more fatty fried food? Harley riders are the FATTEST riders of any brand.
>>27759935What would a ptwin "GS" have that a tenere doesn't? Except for lack of service manual and special parts/tools if you're not a dealer.
>>27760225Just leave the bitch aloneRide your own ride
>>27759891how big of a tire? if a big tire you're someone insane on public roads. I don't like to go past 50 degrees unless I'm on a track and I know there isn't shit on the road
Suzuki
>>27760237*bestfify
>>27760249>>27760250Post that faggot cartoon shit in the faggot cartoon forum faggot
>>27760120I'm sorry anon but JEETnine said you can't have wingletsThat cuck also thinks 1000cc is too much for public roads.
>>27760195based>>27760251tranny
>>27760251shut up nerd
>>27760245So no second chance for her, like if she were stupid before me, then she'll always be stupid? In my opinion trad wife material girls should be smart enough and never interact with guys like this.
>>27760257Faggot dumbass coomer kek
>>27760233>>It takes 7mins of kick starting to get it goingNice new meme
>>27760160Show us your YBR.
>>27760239It's got two wheels doesn't it?
>>27760266Cool bike bro! Show us more!
>>27760129Buy a cheapo cover for it, not something that advertises what's underneath. Cubs are light enough that there is a real risk of a nigger in a lifted truck just picking it up and stealing it if you leave it in a mall car park or something.
>>27760260welcome newfriend! This isn't /r/bikes, but please post yours! We're glad to have you here :)
which one of you is this?https://youtu.be/XsTYtV5m8uQ?t=941nice milf btw
>102 outsideFeels bad guys
My 10 year old wants to go on the back of my bike. Wife mad because she says if we crash I kill her entire family. Its gonna take some convincing.
>>27760271This dude speaks the truth, there is security in obscurity. Get some bfo chains too. Not that chains will help but the bad guys will hopefully move on and ruin someone elses dreams.
>>27760239>Enfields allowed'course
>>27760239>>27760286RE look coolthey'd be perfect with 70hp
>>27760246You tell me brother
>>27760282your 10yo supossed to have his own bike
>>27760301can you name them without using google folks?
>>27760239Poo in loo
>>27760291I can imagine the RE 650 engine leaves some room for performance boosts.70 hp is not out of reach
>>2776027995 here. 47% humidity. Helmet hair is worse in the summer, it gets all sweaty and shit.>>27760251Wew lad.
>>27760321How do you like the hawk? I had a tbr before I bought my Enfield. Amazingly reliable bike but it would shake like crazy doing 60mph. > Spent more on parts than I did for the bike
>>27759190https://youtu.be/qKnHFMWiax8?si=TBTxIfGgI5H7_g_BSKILL ISSUE
>>27760176The 7 doesn't have a kickstarter either. No current road bike does and they haven't for over 20 years.
>>27759887>manlet roidingOH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHA
>be me>30yo>love motorcycles so much>never rode one>only rode a bicycle when I was 8>best time of my life>can't buy one rn because war>haven't bought one before because my mom won't let me
>>27760334i bet hes really good at motogymkahana
>>27760365Wait until no war and then get something boring. When you've crashed boring enough times get something that interests you.Be safe.
texas fastest burrito enjoyer got a ducati, its like everyone is a dcuati now i want one too! >zx6 garage anon is a ducati>that one guy with a monster is a ducati>that rich guy that pays 1000$ for axles is like 10 ducatis>that one guy who went 170 at night on a panigale is a ducati>crash test goat is a ducati
dont forget what he did when they gave him a v4r (1,000,000$ bike). stampedhttps://youtu.be/3y43jCzxebU?si=QjHULLVhVpx7Ba3x&t=423
>>27760225Never go back to a girl. You have a spine, spines don’t bend 180degrees>bonus money received>waiting till end of month for vacation money>need to sell my nc750sIf all of those requirements are met, I am gonna get my Kawa Z900RS SE woohoo
>>27759891Outskilled desu
>>27760397>Americans
>>27760225The drunk retard is her plan B when her other relationships fail. She doesn't want to lose her security.>>27760391>Never go back to a girl.Plus this. She'll lose all respect. Just ditch the bitch.
>>27760397Dutch niggas after KILLING the twisties
>>27760233Why don't you guys ever bitch about the R3 if you hate the R7 so much?
>>2776033311k miles in 4 years. Cost $1,600. I wrecked it like 4 times. It's been a good bike, but it's not a highway capable dual sporp. Fastest I ever got it was 72, flat road and no wind. I'm like 185. It was never difficult to find parts because they're all universal parts from various websites. I'd buy one again. But hopefully I'll be the owner of an sv650 in 2 weeks.
>>27760376thank you anon, but I don't want to waste more time, I wan't my first bike to be my dream bike
my action cam died 5 mins before getting to this view
>>27759891squared/10>>27760423don't buy dream bike for first bike. you'll lay it down while learning and then cry. get a cheap shitty one first to learn on for a year
>>27760423Good idea. Don't take a rider's advice, buy a bike worth thousands, thrash it when you take a corner too wide, then quit riding altogether after only a couple of months. I like your thinking!
>>27760423Yeah, you and everyone else that has ever had a bike.Save for gear and buy an acceptable pos as a first bike.Your day in the sun will come soon.
>>27760429I thought that was a CTX for a second until I realised it was a nicer bike.I will never find my CTX soulmate.
>>27760407I think I was her plan B since her drunk retard was about to get lost Thanks fren
im going back to the stock muffler
>>27760453dont
>>27760437>>27760438>>27760441aight aight seems reasonable, what shit bike should it buy?
>>27760463I'm doing it, I hate exhaust noise I'm trying to hear that S U C C
>>27760250i love Onsa so fucking much it's unreal
>>27760464GS500 is the global standard but IDK where you are.Nobody will point and laugh at a standard GS.
>>27760412Because>a) it's a single autist sperging>b) R3s are perfectly good beginner/girl bikes, like Ninjas
Going through my bikes history, about two years ago the guy brought the bike in for investigation of an F1 error and the dealer fitted a servo eliminator. What's that all about? God I love it when previous owners keep every fucking reciept.
>>27760495>road6
>>27760484imagine your clapped out shitbike not being your dream bikethe best bike is the one I ride not the one I dream of >>27760485 Onsa....
>>27760485yes yes me too!
>>27760464Never buy used, this thread should give you reason enough why.
>>27760487>GS500man, I was thinking YBR or something like that
>>27760314They got a big bore kit for it. Claimed numbers are around 60hp at the wheel.
>>27759825WTF is this real??
>>27760511Not bad at all, actually. I'm guessing the stock engines are done that way due to emmissions cuckery.
>>27760498They. Came. With. The. Bike.
>>27760524you don't need to reply to morons
>>27760524Must be nice to have good tyres as stock.t. RE owner
I am pretty sure my bastard exhaust is blowing but my MFK is not for another 2 years so I am very apprehensive to give a fuck. Also I have just had to spend fucking 70 coins on a bastard custom stainless steel rear brake line because the factory ones are 117CHF and rubber bullshit. I am sure this is the Jews fault
this is the most engaging and fun motorcycle I've ever owned.
>>27760510Why not YBR. I remember pic being a new thing
>>27760531prove it
>>27760531Doesn't it roast your balls?
>>27760464Depends of your budget, but usually get a used bike that is on good condition around 400cc or less, up to 750cc if its a V-twin cruiser, but I don't think those are good as a starter. Usually either a dual sport or naked is the way to go, depends of how the roads are in your area, and if you're a poorfag or just want a commuting bike, a 125 to 200cc will do and have good mileage per gallon.Just don't go for a 4 cylinder bike, that a league of its own and you will need some experience to get used to them, a rookie will certainly crash with them instantly vs one with a single cylinder, where usually you will have more trouble getting accustomed to slow speed turns and such.Try to stick to looking for a jap bike, sometimes you can find the rarities like a woman selling them with very low mileage and maybe a scratch or so, but with very good prices, those usually sell them because they barely ride and/or got scared, also ALWAYS negotiate the price hard and learn some mechanics about the bike you're interested to get. One time I got a Suzuki GSX 150 with around 4K miles for 500usd because the velocimeter needed "replacement", yet it was just a dirty connector, cleaned that up, got a new cheap battery for it just in case, and the bike was good to go, was a good gift for my niece!
>>27760550>velocimeterI meant speedometer lmao.
>>27760550Pic rel is my dream bike, can I buy it as my first bike?
>>27760557nah you gotta buy someone's clapper at MSRP first
>>27759963I lol'd
>>27760569can you improve your situation much if you live in Afghanistan or some other shithole like India?
>>27760557Your dream bike is slow AF dog
I know it's not a /V, but this game is very nice if you like motorcucling. The bike feels just right, the best physics by far, you can give it a try and make a refund if you think it sucks
>>27760532I love these little nips like you wouldn't believe. I prefer the 350 of the twins even though they all sound like sewing machines!!
>>27760515You're half right. The 650 was designed to be a 750 but due to licencing legislation in most markets they down bored it to 650. I did watch the Hitchcock video again for the numbers and they also did a full exhaust change and cam change and it came to 64hp at the wheel ( Power loss is normally 10% from the crank to the wheel so its hp should be around 70ish).
>>27760557Closest thing for a newbie would be an R15 if you want that look. R3 could work, but you would at least have to do the MSF class first. I would pick a KTM RC 200, heck even maybe a CFMoto 300SRS since they actually make most of KTM stuff, specially the engines, only downside with chink/curry brands is that sometimes you dont find spare parts and resale value goes rock bottom, even if theres cases like a Honda 125 Twister and a Hero bike being the exact fucking same.>>27760570Only if you become a high rank criminal, which also applies to "non-shithole" countries too.
>>27760570Sure, just get a marketable skill and move to a 1st world country. Most of them give tons of concessions if your skin is brown and you're not a criminal. A Poo friend tells me that even living with 3 roommates and surviving off of almost minimum wage + government handouts his qol has improved thousandfold compared to when he lived in Kerala.
>>27760576It's not! It has big big low down twin power and it's fun to ride, CP2 bikus are the most popular in the world for a reason. And you can chose any biku you like with that engine - from scramblre to ADV - very based. I just wish Yamaha had more bike and never discontinued the R1 and the R6. But I believe in my team, go Team Blue, goooooo!
>>27760588>marketable skillLike what?
>>27760557Yeah, they're pretty cheap new. Just be prepared to drop it. I recommend having frame sliders put on as soon as you can
>>27760592being black
a lot of posters in these threads are trying to compensate for their lack of accreditation by being toxic as if they totally know it all, just to hide the fact they have nothing to say or show because they really are just posers and there's a reason nobody wants to consider them biker pal.
>tried to google that helmet but couldn't find anythingwtf is this?
>>27760611literally the first result anon>https://www.walmart.com/ip/Yamaha-Motorcycle-Helmet-Jet-YJ-17-ZENITH-P-Dark-Orange-M-Head-Circumference-57cm-58cm-90791-2325M/2601477648
>>27760258You fucking retard you obviously want to fuck her and you dug your own grave by sperging out over her retarded "friend" (read: dude she used to fuck). Move on you fuckin vagina there are billions of women on earth.
>>27760611>IM JUST LIKE HER
>>27760225She sounds retarded. You're better off
>>27760624Didn't know Yamaha makes helmetsBased I guess Thanks
>Mews says only 99F today!>thermometer said 105F when I got home. I’m really going to have to switch to morning rides or events my rides for awhile.
>>27760644*News*EveningsNot even going to blame my phone, just need to get some water in me.
>>27760644>go out to ride at 7am >95% humiditySummer sucks ass
>>27759891>being proud of being bad at ridingKek
>>27760225She's retarded for sure, like most women, you should've tapped then leave her, but you skipped that step, never look back, better women will come around, shame they are just more rare than before.
>>27760644I prefer Winter, i have winter gear that keeps me warm. But trying to keep cool is a total bitch.
>>27760657Yeah her "arguments" is the best part:>He didn't know it would happen>He had to drive that day, he had no choice>He has frens who ride (wtf is this)>What should I do, kill all drunk drivers? (LMAO)>Yes drunk driver almost killed my dad but it was another drunk driver!>Why are you asking me not to talk to him>Do you think I'm bad now? Ofc screw here, she's badwhat a bitch, thank you guys, I love you all (and the R7)
Anyone who rides on cold mornings or in the rain is a redditor. Real men take their car if it is a little nippy or wet.
>>27760671based take, fuck getting wet and fuck being cold, also fuck being too hot
>>27760225Sounds like you had fun with it, time to move on. Don't let her call your bluff. Walk away and let her come to you. Maybe by then you'll have someone hotter riding shotgun.
>>27760590Whenever I think of the R7 it makes me sad, because basically it's just a Ninja 400 for double the price and 300cc more. I wish it was a triple at least, like the XSR900GP, but I'm too poor to buy that.
>>27759992its da best>>27759974they pay $3.99 for each post
>>27760225Go on a motorcycle trip
>>27760557Dream big doggy. That's a shit bike.
>>27760588What the hell? I thought you got only the good ones.
>>27760712>Dream big doggyI dream realistically, I know I won't be able to use the R1 as intended in the city and togue
>>27760242Nothing new, BMW badge, electronics and stiff service bill and cheaper than t7. Are you in?
>>27760726>and toguebased and downhill pilled
>>27760726I want a s1000rr. Anon, you don't have to use the full power. Its like a lambo. Do people who buy lambos use its full power? I'd buy a s1k or gsxr1000 and get comfy on it. Full comfort mods.
>>27760487>>27760510Chicks love the naked GS500. Nakeds with circle headlights in general really. Some mail lady thought my gs500 was a Duc MonsterYBR is a little TOO 3rd world tier if you ask me
>>27760726The big play is get the r7, ride it for a while, then decide if you want the r1 or not.
Speaking of GS500sI got my exhaust off. I heard a lot of horror stories about head bolts so I was nervous, but everything went smoothly (rare occurrence).Figured I may as well clean up all the rust and pitting while I wait for parts.
>>277607264cyl bikes behave differently from 2cyl bikes in my opinion>>27760734In my experience that will be somewhat boring. You would enjoy more going faster on a slower bike
>>27760741I've snapped off at least 4 exhaust header bolts so I don't blame you for being nervous. Slather those things in anti-seize or whatever when you put them back in.
>>27760741based, pilled
Gsxr750 is much cooler than a R7. Its coolest iteration is T7. I'm not a Yamaha fan but I still gotta respect great bikes from Yamaha like the T7, R6, R1 and stuff. R7 is utter disgrace of Yamaha's name.
>>27760742Sounds like poor people cope that "they" feed you on the interweb.
>>27760746Literally been mindbroken for MONTHS that Yamaha made an SV650S with better suspension
>>27760746keep seething reddit faggot
>>27760301This photo is European as fuck. Weird bizarro world minivan, weird Walmart China brand freaky 90s sneakers, pink dirt bikes. Gotta be one of the infinite supply of Latin GP riders, Pedraza? >>27760307I watched this fella win Superbikes at Road Atlanta when I was a little lad too, RIP
>>27759935DBT, response now. You guys don't like a 600cc GS? What the hell?
sizzuki
>>27760750Sv sex fiddy is an awesome bike.
>>27760761bandit better.
>>27760764FUCKEN HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>27760752R7 is still shit though. Its a faired mt07, lipstick on a pig. Call it what it is. A disgrace of Yamaha's name.
>>27760768cute
>>27760225Dumb bitches are wisely discarded because stupid is not localized, it goes to the bone. She craves his cock anyway. Women are really adults with the mentality of children and not more than life support for their orifi.
>>27760764Will the bandit like me? He's very qt.
>>27760768thinkin about swappin it for a gen 2 Tuono :P
>>27760779i JUST posted this girl!
Ok /dbt/ I need your help. I was changing tires, forgot to put something under the frame by the center stand while i was removing the front wheel and the bike fell over. I went ahead and picked it up and balanced it on the front forks and finished changing the tire out. Now it's time to put the front wheel back on and I'm stumped. How am I gonna pick this shit up and put the wheel back by myself? Picrel. I have no friends if that matters.
>>27760423Without experience you cannot know what your real dream bike is because image is not the reality of riding. >>27760437don't buy dream bike for first bike. you'll lay it down while learning and then cryChoose not to crash and choose not to be a crying bitch. /dbt/ is pathetic. The throttle goes both ways and if you do drop one so fucking what? Grab your balls and FIX the motherfucker yourself learning how if you don't already wrench. Voluntary helplessness is degenerate (and very expensive). No wonder you felchbelchers are making insurance expensive.Want to own your dream bikes and be independent of shops? Apply testosterone and determination. I did and it pays off massively. Others do to. Shit ain't hard unless you're a gutless cowardly terrified feeb.
>>27760779No, bandit is a gay man (Suzuki) >>27760787Retardationmaybe a floor jack too lol
>>27760782Danke anon, please keep posting qt girls. Just make sure they are 2d.
>>27760781>road6
>>27760592Work convenience store, restaurant or glory hole. Ask other wogs what they do.
>>27760739Going from a piece of shit to a liter bike, great idea retard
>>27760748Power is not everything
>>27760799poor, brown hands typed this post
>>27760790I'm giving reasonable advice that will assist most people. if you're built different then buy the dream bike immediately and ride. calm down tard. the only part I will call you out on is the insurance thing because noobs buying liter bikes and then totally it in a month is exactly why insurance rates are high. fixing things costs money and the bike won't be original, if it's their dream bike those things might matter to them while they don't to you. but you can't see things from anyone else's perspective or you wouldn't be having an autism fit on 4chan over reasonable advice
>>27760741Apply quality anti-seize to all exhaust threads and your future maintenance will go easy. Avoid the water shit at most auto stores. Bikes don't get hot enough to require nickel so I mostly use Jet Lube or other thicc copper anti-seize depending which tub is nearest. Fun fact, milk of magnesia is legit jet engine hot section anti-seize (I've read the GEK but failed to take a pic) and works well if nothing else is handy.
>>27760799Yes, light weight is cool too. A G310 is 180 kgs, a s1000rr is 205kg or so. Light weight is very cool to. R7 is not.
>>27760787Find a patient lift AKA Hoyer lift on Fecesbook Marketplace. I give 150 for mine (I have two). They're insanely handy for shit like that. If you don't want to wait and can't find one buy a folding engine hoist from Harbor Freight and a four pack of friction-lock tiedown straps (ratchets suck). Hoist bike using straps as soft slings. Everyone needs lifting gear and you just found out why. Lifting by strap is safe and stable vs. jacking which begs for violent smashing of tender motorcycle parts.
>>27760531Then you have not owned a street pedigree two-stroke yet.
>>27760781Make sure the Zuk goes to a good owner.Those new GSXS1000GT's are sick
>>27760810Quality advice, ty anon
>>27760808180 kg sound heavy for a G310 and sure the R7 is not as lightweight as for eg. a 90's GSX-R 750. But apparently is also a "budget" bike? So they probably skimped on the lightweight aspect.The s1000rr will probably be too overpowered and heavy for twisties riding and too boring for legal highway speeds - this is my point. I can say the same about the R7, there are better bikes in my opinion.
>>27760743>>27760804Understood, will buy anti-seize before putting them back on.
>>27760804I apply bike grease in the threads, is it ok? Other than maybe making them more susceptible to come lose
What is the easiest, most simple, bare bones, motorcycle to maintain.
>>27760225My best friend from high school had a friend get killed by a serial drunk driver when they were out riding bikes together. Some dude with enough money and local connections to get away with it more than once. It looked like the drunkie was going to get away with it again, so he went to the guy's house, knocked on his door, and shot him dead right there. The cops never had enough evidence to charge him, but several years later he apparently had a literal come-to-Jesus moment and walked into a police station and confessed. He's in for life with no possibility of parole now. I never learned about it until I read the article where he had turned himself in.
Anyone else find themselves getting more skilled and thus riding more and more aggressively and assholish that it kinda scares you? Like today I stopped for a pedestrian at the crosswalk but just swerved past another one just down the street because I couldn't care less and I can just easily just time it and go around them like I do sometimes as a pedestrian.
>>27760865suzuki gn125
>>27760870So there are two general danger zones where people end their own lives through misadventure: inexperience and complacency. You avoided dying during your inexperienced phase and now you are confident, but the caution you learned is starting to slip. You are in danger of entering the complacency danger zone. Just don't forget not to die and you'll be OK.
>>27760870Quit giving us a bad name faggot>>27760865The one you love and cherish to maintain tardassWhats your wrenchlet skill level?You could just buy a brand new single and read an owners manual or two Also depends on type of riding and how fast you wana goAlso trannyslayer anon, i need you to put the tranny on my other bike i traded forever and a day ago, pic rel the og cb500x bros onnone of her final ride bros
>>27760884is that really much easier and more simple than a GN250?
There's a WR250R for sale near me for a decent price, 2500 miles. Am I fucked for parts if I buy one since it's a discontinued bike? I don't remember it ever being that popular in the first place because >manlets really
>>27760787You could always lay it over on couch cushions and put the tire back on. A least until you get around to buying other shit.
>>27760225Woman moment. Those types are never worth your time, move the fuck on.
>>27760887Confidence bell curve
I need help dbt. I'm bleeding hydrologic clutch and I've never done it before, never had a bike with one until now and I'm a certified wrenchlet. Lever is dead no matter how much I pump/bleed, I can't get a steady stream just a lil foam. Any ideas? 10 minute job is now on hour 2
>>27760990master cyl purge
>>27759871>Looks like you've dropped that bike at least once, Ashley.Bit more than once friend>>27759948>Also Ashley if you're around, how did the glove shrinking go?Went great! They dried out a lot quicker than expected, but they fit so much more comfortably around the fingers and wrists now.Still not perfect for me since I ordered a size higher than ideal but leaps and bounds ahead of my dainese blackjacks which felt more like catcher's mitts :\ and the grip is amazing! I barely have to apply pressure to hold the throttle it's fantastic. Will provide before and after pics in a few
>>27760990Keep bleeding mate
Camping on the edge of the grand canyon today
>>27760990blast it with piss
>>27761035
>>27760992I will google this>>27761032is this legit? I just need to keep going?
>>27761032wrenchlet
What's the best bike for someone with a tiny weenie?
>>27761052>is this legit? I just need to keep going?if the master cyl isnt purged you will NEVER be able to build line pressure. If the master cyl is purged, its a 5 minute job max to swap fluid.
>>27761032>live, laugh, love
>>27761065based schizoid
>>27761038
>>27761064couldn't find info in that amount of time, but I'm starting to get some feeling back in the lever. seemingly out of nowhere, all I've done is keep going and tapped the line with a screwdriver as suggested elsewhere.>>27761071I will carry on, thanks
>>27761083>startingbro that shit only pays .2 youve been pumping for hours eke
>>27759948>>27761016It's a bit difficult for me to get a good before and after going since the pic on the left is the only pic I had of the gloves before wetting but you can see that they clearly dried into the shape of my hands and are pre-curled nowSurprised how well it came out very happy with it
>>27761059Any one of these.
>>27760974It pissed fuel everywhere for the few seconds it was tipped over on its right side. I could try tipping it left to see if it also spills out that way. It's a 40 year old dual-carb two stroke so idk. No harm in trying I guess
>>27761095(+1)Upvote
>>27761035>>27761038Camping at ur moms house. You could say I am also by a canyon of sorts. As in gaping pussy.
>>27760249Wish someone would draw one of these for the RZ350
>>27760251
>>27761126cute
>>27761057Yes
>>27761129you sure you diddnt pay someone to pop that in for you? why would you suggest he "keep pumping" when he admitted to being on hour 2 of pumping and the entire system is like 200ml
>>27760990try pumping in new fluid from the brakes. its easier to push out from below
>know the current fork oil has been in there for a couple years now>but it compresses just fine and doesn't bottom out or leakmaybe I can just drag ass on changing it for a couple more months
This is the shit I want to try and fail to do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8dwHKKoSM
>>27761140It's fine.
>tfw still can't wheelie my serow
>>27761146Go for it. My goal is to save up and buy a cheap supermoto next summer as a second bike. Partly to have something light and fun to beat on. But also want to do cheap cart track days. I'll probably look for an all ready built DRZ SM or something. I have no illusions of getting as good as that video. But I can at least have fun drifting and jumping.
>>27761140Replacing fork oil is mad work. I would do it once every 5 years probably.
>>27761068Where to next anon?
>>27761131You're right, shop queen does all my work for me.
>>27760251no bully
>>27761189with the level of your collection im surprised i haven't seen a new bike in it in a long time.
>>27761185It's easy with conventional forks......
>>27761116Based>>27761187Zion+Bryce National Parks
>>27761205I just got the 997 this year and I can't fit anything else in the garage. My collection is kind of complete, but one bike I'd desperately love to have is a Bimota Tesi 3D or a DB7.
>>27761131>you sure you diddnt pay someone to pop that in for you?Imagine being so poor and booty blasted by a Ducati that this is the logical jump you make
>>277612342 hours just keep pumping lel
>>27761222ah dude tell me about it. this fucking final edition tesi 3D sat in a warehouse for 4 years collecting dust and the week i go ask my insurance agent about it someone ended up finally buying it. dont know what to do about it now
>>27761038Tent, hammock, or tarp?
>>27761140I wouldn't touch it if there's no leaks and working fine desu
>>27761095Were your fork seals also leaking?
>>27760808R7 is only 188kg wet
>>27761119I wish they wouldn't, faggler
>>27760761By that logic the R7 is a better bike. The SV650S did not come with very good suspension stock, and is functionally identical.
>>27760971They made these things for 12 years. Aftermarket support is starting to dry up, namely FMF pipes, but you can find pretty much everything else. Aside from the motor, frame, and swingarm, they are very much parts bin bikes from the YZs of the early 2000s, so running gear parts are not at all hard to find. Make sure to use the updated chain slack spec and keep an eye on the chain slider, especially on the bottom of the swingarm.
>>27761261What issues does a worn swingarm chain slider cause?
>>27761256Should be 178 imo
>>27761292Well, when it wears through, the chain is now eating the swingarm instead of the sacrificial slider. Get a Sandman Case Saver ASAP if it doesn't have one, #1 ESSENTIAL modification.
Learner driver tried to killed me today.
>>27761213It would be easy if the forks had a drain on the bottom and a filler cap on the top, and took oil in a measurement of mL. But instead you have to take them out, disassemble them, invert them, pump them until the oil comes out, then re-insert the oil using a damn ruler. It takes at least 2 hours and makes a huge mess.
>ctrl f>R7 16 times no more, please
>>27761189Shitdogs are best dogs
>>27761325pls don't take that for a dig at your doggo
>>27761313>browses 4chan on desktopgo back to basement boards, no bike
>>27761313>ctrl+f R3>3 resultsnot enough. R3 Supremacy
>>27761345They have not updated it in more than 40 years. I'd still take R3 for what it is. But I can't accept the R7.
>>27761311>It would be easy if the forks had a drain on the bottom and a filler cap on the top, and took oil in a measurement of mLmine have this and it's a bike from 2002
>>27761016>>27761090Whoa didn't actually believe it'd make THAT much difference, nice! Guess I'll be trying it out too, thanks for the update.Also lmao at the "after" pic, gives real 'The Monkey's Paw curls' vibes.
>>27761369What bike anon, don't tell me its a Honda.
can someone else bake?
Someone make a real thread please
>>27761391>>27761391>>27761391>>27761391Top quality non tranny thread
>>27760830Grease is not anti-seize but is slightly better than nothing. It will run out of exhaust stud threads as they get rather warm.
>>27759880>m'lady
>>27762373What kind of anti-seize do you recommend for older jap bikes? Aluminium parts with old plated (?) screws
