Saving The Environment Edition!>Motorcycle tips & tricks & backflips>Motorcycle pics, webms>Motorcycle girls (2d only)>buy EV motorcycles! (Zero)>buy chinese motorcycles! (Zero)>Trading your honda for another honda>never seen a honder ruckus before>Motorcycle ghost propellant techniques>take the stickers off your bike>Pass the MSF class, wear earplugs>Doxxing NOT allowed!!!Lots of people click these links>https://msf-usa.org>https://cycle-ergo.com/>https://superbikeschool.com>https://ridelikeachampion.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmetsVids>Twist of the Wrist IIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_DyKJtrZ6w>bakuon!https://aniwave.to/watch/bakuon.z1nm/ep-1>How to clean your exhausthttps://files.catbox.moe/1zrsd4.mp4Previous >>27764375
1st 4 Harley
>buy chinese motorcycles! (Zero)Zero motorcycles are crafted in California.
>>27765597ahh the oomfiegawa friendship shrine in japan, ive been here
>>27765597>Lots of people click these linksHow am I gonna click them with the meme arrow you put there, stupid?
>>27765605>fat union mutt screws the mirrors on after being robotically assembled by chinkbots in china
>>27765604 Ethan, shouldn't you be pretending to be hotwing again?
>>27765613>he thinks theyre unionDamn you're dumb.
Dissuade me from buying a VFR750.
>>27765613It's funny because zero is a union cuck and fat
>>27765609I am hot wing man and this is my bike
>>27765618And he lives at home with his mom and he's mexican and he's a stolen valor, right? Anything else you wanna add?
>>27765620Nobody here has that bike. Sorry cj
>>27765556It gets the job done, I got it for free with the GS 500 back in the day and I can just slap it on any of my bikes with no faffery. Why would I spend money on a different tank bag?>>27765561>weI'm pretty sure most anons aren't quite so far on that end of the spectrum
>>27765621Damn Ethan, you ok? You pretending to be a military fag now?
>>27765621
>>27765597New bike, new girl?Few days left for the vacation bonus, selling the old Honda nc750, going to Shanghai for two weeks with plenty of tinder matches. After coming back I’ll pick up the z900rs se and a big booty gym goth for the 2nd date.Funny how it turned around considering I got a bike to yeet myself into a tunnel wall for a life reroll. Bikes save lives, literally.
>>27765628
>>27765626Holy shit thats a tank bag? I thought it was a backpack. That thing is massive lmao.
does anyone want to discuss the r7 vs vs sv650 vs cb650000000000000000000000000000000
>>27765627I’m conlan. But no I hate the military
>>27765621have you ever been up to the PNW zero? seattle has no nigs and the mexicans are few and far between. further away from the border the better.
>going to Shanghai for two weeks with plenty of tinder matches.
>>27765636Yes, you can fit a high quality cover into it, WITHOUT opening the zipper and popping it up to double the size. It's ridiculously spacious.
Hi!
>>27765641I try not to leave my basement
>>27765641Seattle def has them. Lol
>>27765641>have you ever been up to the PNWI was in Seattle a few years ago. Loved it. pic related.>seattle has no nigs and the mexicans are few and far betweenSounds like you've never been to the PNW.
>>27765640What's up unicorn anon! Aren't you army?
>>27765657Sounds like you're lying again, Ethan
>>27765658Yes I am because I love gay orgies And I know the OP personally
>>27765665Cool story bro
>>27765617Do it, unless you don’t know or don’t want to clean, rebuild and sync carbs
1st for lil Smokey
>>27765673That's a man
>>27765597>Lots of people click these linksI've never clicked any of them. Then again, I'm not an insecure little kid that needs his hand held through every decision.
>>27765677Ok nobike
>>27765588>hot dogdamn she swelled up>/>27765677>reeeeeeekek
>>27765679Because she's a mudshark. It's what they do
>>27765681ok
>>27765684Ko
>>27765673This reminds me of the other white trash picture of a naked chick bending over in a trailer park.
>aug 2020
>>27765688>just been busy with college latelykek he even larps about being educated.
>Don't really use 4chan all that muchLMAOOOOOOO
>WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRUCK GUY AND ZEROposting my downshifting streamieshttps://streamable.com/0h90d5https://streamable.com/7jbltr
>>27765697No one click these links. Theyre boring R6 videos with the camera pointed straight down.
>>27765699ITS THE SOUNDD THE VIDEO DOESNT EVEN MATTER!!!!
>>27765699>No one click these linkstheres a view counter btw
>>27765699>>27765701Ahahahaha rektAlso im loving the flood of pink horny tranny on everybody bikeTirwd uploading mine, but siberia oilfield land which is actually norther bc is atrocious for innerweebsI LOVE YOU TRANNY EDITOR ANON I THINK ITS HILARIOUS, DONT STOP LMAO
>>27765708>I LOVE YOU TRANNYwhat bike though???
>um ackually guys, I'm a big bad oil field workerSure kid.
>>27765597>missing links edition>no shounan boober>no superior cup>no biker mice from mars>no akiraWhy do all the op suck giant trucker poops?
>>27765597>>Pass the MSF class, wear earplugsWhen riding? But what I'f I'm not a little bitch?My employer puts out these earplugs. I always grab a pair or two depending on what I'm doing that night. If I'm in my machine, I put one earplug in my left ear and I put my earbud in m right ear. I gotta have music when I'm in my machine. But if I'm doing a basic job I usually forgo music and put earplugs in both ears. When the shift ends, I toss the used earplugs in the trash (ok on the ground). I never wear them when riding because air isnt loud. If you think it is, you should see a doctor and see if you suffer from delicate snowflakeitis.
>>27765714>no biker mice from marstf
>>27765716>gets permanent hearing lossWell, at least you weren't a little bitch.
My neighbor had the biker mice from mars video game for snes and I remember the fastest vehicle was the robot spider.
Took the kiddy out today for his first ride.
>>27765720TRUST ME ITS GREAT>>27765712REEEEEEEEEE PIC REL
>>27765711He shooped the crf450rl to have that faggot onnit, next will be the cbr600f4i, but i also need the meme to be on the cb500x of forgotten times past, and then the vfr800 when i trade the cbr for it in a couple of weeksGonna shoom from where she is parked and meet him just shy the border, thi k itll be like 7 hours straight shoomin bros
600cc city bike bros who top out at 130 and cant shake a 4800lb charger on all seasons, it wasnt supposed to end like this theyre not supposed to crash into us ITS ILLEGAL!!!! stampedhttps://youtu.be/6wLFzv_fiVc?si=SVwOfXqHwz-LpEkD&t=736
>>27765728>3rd party Lol stfu dweeb.
Just watched picrel and it was actually pretty good and strangely sincereThe queen lady is insanely hot and so is the groupie chick who’s in the first half of the movie Makes a guy just about ready to put on a crown and do some jumps and shit
>tranny>rides a hondaEvery damn time.. what's with that?
>bigger ninja500 with 16 hp more, for double the price
I almost never ride without earbuds. Plugs seem stupid when you have ANC and music/podcasts
>>27765756That reminds me, I watched Furiosa last night and it the motorcycle chariot Dementus drove actually possible?
>>27765740Is this what a poor looks like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwMBhH8DGs0k a w a s a k i>>27765778tfw no ninja 500 :(
>>27765783Earbuds seem stupid when you have helmet speakers. What is ANC?
>>27765796i just posted this video in the previous thread
>>27765796>0:42LMAOOOOO
newfag with the klx 300. Just went on my first ride after spending over an hour dicking around in the high school parking lot. Stalled it at least five times at intersections and still have no idea how to properly downshift, so I've just been pulling the clutch and downshifting to wherever I think it should be. We're getting there boys.
>>27765796can't she fly?
>>27765809I prefer to downshift each gear, blip, engine brake, and go again. If I am coming up to a stop/red light far away. If it's a quick stop I just click down till 2nd, and tap her into neutral.
>>27765796>no ninja 500why?
>>27765791>80,000/year at age 20 in 2011Ya I guess
>>27765815I figure it's just gonna take me a long time to have it all become second nature. Because right now it feels overwhelming to both engine brake and try to fumble with the actual brakes. So I just hold the clutch in and use front and rear. Once I get more comfortable and it doesn't feel like there's like 100 things happening all at once then I'll start doing things the right way.
>>27765817Obligatory reply
>>27765816the stealership near me still doesn't have a silver/white one(for me to buy :D)>>27765813frfr lol>>27765803proly y youtube suggested me the video then. sorry brother i just got home from wagie cagie time
>>27765820Don’t rely on the engine brakingOnly use the front brakeBang her down and blip it and repeat Seat timeYou got it anon>t. the other klx 300 guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6XGfUgN1U>dismounts to the rightwhat the fuck is wrong with this dude
>>27765817Based earner.
>>27765823embarrassing for (you) to actually spend all this time. shit man.
>>27765824Why would you want a Ninja500 borther? despite the look I mean. What do you ride currently?
IIIII BBBEEENNN HHHUUUUURRRR EEELEEEBEN YURRRS!!!
>>27765836Look how mad you are in such a pathetic way.
>>27765830It's still taking me a full second to two seconds just to shift without it either stuttering or stalling. I figure I should ride the clutch for a bit longer while slowly but smoothly apply more rpms?
>>27765837No bike for me just yet. I figured it would be a good starter bike. Haven't ridden since MSF. Cost would be ~5600 + tip, guessing around 2k tip(stealership fees). any suggestions my good Sir?
>>27765844I don’t know quite how to explain it other than just seat time and don’t stress about perfect downshifts. Just work on smooth starts and riding.
You can change one thing about this bike. What would it be?
>>27765865Maybe you've heard of Elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of...
>>27765852I've only got 10 miles on the bike. Honestly the fact I haven't fallen over yet is a plus to me. Hopefully after a few days the shit will just become natural without any thought put into it.I also stalled out at an intersection with a car. Never panicked but as I was starting the bike up and starting moving I turned to the guy and gave him a rad gang sign and he laughed and threw one back. Good times so far.
>>27765865Can I get a quick lore rundown on what the fuck is going on in these pictures?
>>27765869TROON ON A TRUMPH
>>27765800>What is ANC?Active Noise CancellingReduces majority of wind noise>Earbuds seem stupid when you have helmet speakers.yuh-uh, funny, see above ^
>>27765740Wtf mr.floorhand i told you i am what i am and thats that, now you complain lmaoIm runnin a skiddy on a frac?You might drill the holes, but i get the juices floooowin>>27765791No he made decent monies, but poor in spirit might be a wholly different affair>>27765817Also if thats you, pretty fat for roughneckin eh buds?
>want a grom>live in the middle of the boonies, grom can't even hit the speed limit on these rural roads>0 usecaseStill want one, lads.
>>27765817That jeep wasn't out in 2011
>>27765863TOBBOX
>active noise cancellingMarketing buzzwords.
>>27765891WHY ARE YOU ALL TOOOURING ON THAT THING? why can't you be cool and reckless with it?
Accurate?
>>27765895I sometimes use it as a cheeseboard
>>27765902>oxford grip warmersWish I was rich.
>>27765900The fuck is this ai shit you're peddling
>>27765905Someone automated wojaks
>>27765904Sixty quid last time I checked. Send me your address and I'll mail some since you can't afford it you skint twat
>>27765902not cool
>>27765905Super cringe when people do that thing where they pretend to not know what something is.
>R7 is basically a Ninja 500 but more pricy>only boring fags ride a CBR650Rsuggest me just one good bike I'm so tired of this shit
>>27765917It's been a week just buy something already
>>27765917Take the supermoto peel
>>277659171991 Fat Boy
>>27765917Isn't the ninja 500 just a standard with fairings?
>>27765817And yet you don't own a bike and only post other anon's pics pretending to be them or default to years old photos of you in your daddy's bike. Also the real truckers have called you out on your bullshit and stupidity enough times to know that you are actually poor trailer trash raising a nigger's child.
>>27765923Harley’s are like Chinese people to me bro they all have the same sounding name and they all look the same glides bobs kings roadsIt’s all just too much for me brosAs bikes I don’t have any problem with them just to clarify except for the guys who blast the radio or have stupidly loud pipes
>>27765890hahahahah
>>27765935>You meet nicest people on HondaAnd biggest clowns on Harleys
>>27765863Put a CP2 in it
>>27765823I’m not really a fan of the meme. It’s a bit vulgar!!>>27765832It was okay back than >>27765888It was 12-13 years ago so.
>>27765933>And yet you don't own a bike>only post other anon's pics pretending to be themThe ultimate projection.
>>27765933>the real truckers called me out.Pic related is some my OC through the years. I have 1.4m miles as an owner operator as of today. Only truckers that can call me out are dead and gone.
>>27765954nignog, I post in the truck threads. Every time you show up everyone just laughs at you.
>>27765958>I post in the truck threads.lol of course you do. lil nolife on his friend simulator.
>>27765960>nolife on his friend simulator>as he posts gay pictures of himself no one asks for in multiple threads with a tripLet me guess, you're gonna call me a nigger next.
>>27765958I know All the users there first last name address ect Real TFG has been discord exclusive since 2018.
>oh you posted your real life motorcycle?>umm big mistake pal cause im a nolife nobike and now I'm gonna ruin the thread for everyoneAnd on and on everyday for 4 years straight.
>>27765967>He uses discord
>>27765967PM me that discord invite
>>27765646holy fucking based, I took the cruise pill during the MSF. This isn't helping sportbros...
>>27765923Come with me if you want to live
MT-07 or CB750 Hornet?
>>27765982hornet
>>27765863the plate holder
>>27765935sounds low iq
>>27765863sell and buy a zx6r 40th anniversary
Do you guys sling your rifle on your back when you ride to the Harley meet or do you have a holster on the hog?
>>27765991Will you shut up, man?
>>27765900Garbage, ai slop is just conditioning you to normalize the beast that is and is not and yet is>>27765923Unfathomably based and pick this one indecisive anime poster>>2776594312-13 years ago?Then why do you bring it up like an insult, im here doing it nowI dont understan tripfags brosAlso to be deermined whether to invite or univite you to the KAPLAN AMERICAS COAST TO COAST GRAND ANNUAL NEW VEGAS TENDIE RUNbecause i have a hunch you could hault big tendies for the route in that truggMany tendies, tendies for daysUnless youre a normie, to be determined but i dont have the time of day to research this lore of yours so im gib u the benefit of the doubt until you say GOD BLESS AMERICA and start spergposting like you have autism(?)I have autisms its pretty base ngl
>>27765917gsxr 1000
How to shave off 20kg from this fat pig?
>>27765989Never claimed to be otherwise but I guarantee I’m a few sigma higher than you
>>27765879that's not actually hearing protection, your hearing is still being damaged
>>27765967>unironic discord troonYour existence just becomes lower and lower every time you post holy shit lmao
>>27766013If you can't differentiate them you either don't care(likely) or can't read bike specs(unlikely).I could say the same thing about most modern p-twins about how I can't tell them apart besides different colors.
>>27766020You have the lowest existence of anyone thats ever used 4chan, little bitch. And you'll always be worthless :)
>>27765783Retardbro, you might wanna learn how ANC works before calling plugs stupid and going deaf.
>>27766012Add top box, panniers and a crash cage
>27766025>n-no u!!1Pathetic. No more (You)s for (You), little nobike LARPer. Maybe when you stop being a cuckold and get yourself a motorcycle you will get a reply from me again.
>>27766006>I’m here doing it nowSorry 4 ur luck. Enjoy jacking off in the 120 degree portapotty.
Bro who work from home, how often do you ride?
>>27766012Buy cb650r or remove the fairings and get a different exhaust. Or, just get the cbr600rr.
>>27766043I don’t ride anymore
>>27766031>cuckoldThis is coming from you?
>>27766051Why anon? What happened?
>>27766056His wife's boyfriend took it away from him for being a bad boy.
>>27766058Sounds gay
>>27766056I don’t have a class m
>>27765726Based V-strom dad
>>27765726Was he in the topbox?
>>27765726Did you put him in the box? W dad.
>>27765831>dismounts to the rightThat's the side with traffic.>they legit took his gunDamn, good on them I guess.
>>27766078His pillion giggles as I gave it gas were great to hear.>>27766085Top box is for sweets!
>>27766064lollmao even
>>27765917Daytona 660
>>27765863Nekked
>>27766036>anon hasnt faced the horrors of -40c and windchillJackoff bros, how do you recover from thisAlso>jackin off at work, in a porta pottyBros wtf is wrong with you, covered in whatwvr the fuck youre working with also lmao
>>27765876Lurk more newfag enthusiast
>>27765876Someone thinks it's funny to shop that tranny on everyone's bikes. Pretty simple, really.
>>27765876the future of motorcycling is female (male)
>>27765863akrapovic exhaust
>Spent the last hour removing plastics to adjust valves>Had to go out of my way to buy a new allen set because the one I need was missing>Finally get to valve cover>Bottom bolts are blocked>Have to remove engineFuck it. Off to the shop it goes. I'm not going to go through all of that for the head apartment lady to come telling me to stop half way through.
>>27766132I been running MN/ND for years with an open stepdeck. I know what cold is.
>>27765626GS500 brah!Check out how shiny I'm making my GS500's headers!
>>27766219Id be impressed if you went to alaska, those are rookie numbersYou can only match if you do ice road truggin essentially
>>27766206Japanese?
>>27765863Longer tail
>>27766219You r big homo.>t. Minnesotachad who has seen your dumbass drive around and laughed cause I know how fucking gay you are
>>27766225Chinese scooter. But that isn't the issue because on my old one the bolts were easy to access.
>>27765796This nigga wearing a Star Wars helmet
>>27766251SPACE BALLS THE MOTOECYCLE HELMEThahahah
>>27766235 I Live in PA and I guarantee you I know more about MN than you ever will.>>27766223Alaska is bitchmade.
>>27766012hit the gym
>>27766270You're acting like a silly billy right now anon.
>Alaska is bitchmade.This guy.
I can't wheelie..........
>>27766344Go into the soft dirt. Place left foot on seat to allow more leverage. Get used to doing that, then popping a wheelie becomes easier.
>>27766344Yank the bitch
>>27766337Muh 2 roads with no traffic. Meanwhile down In the lower 48 ur sitting sideways helpless in a ditch on I-80 in Wyoming waiting for Al Akeem to put the finishing blow on you when he careens into you full speed yelling ayayayayayyaya
>>27765943Is scraping floorboards on a fucking cruiser meant to be impressive?
>>27766388Why were you sideways in a ditch? Are you just that much of a dipshit?
>>27766396It’s meant to be fun. Which it is.Also.>trying to gatekeep the gatekeeper.Here is my OC. Don’t ever @ me with google images u furiously searched for ever again. You actual child.
>>27766413How many tranny prostitutes does that truck haul?
>>27766404It’s not my fault if u cannot understand probable scenarios conjured for entertainment and educational value.Here is my OC to help your imagination https://youtube.com/shorts/BEfBn2CQtdo?si=3zTSHupiswIZumBG
>>27766420It's called weather reports and truck stops my guy. Or are you really that fucking stupid and thought to yourself "muh rig can handle it". Yeah, you definitely know Minnesota more than me you fucking clown.
>>27766027>>27766014hahahah imbiciles. No, you're not being blasted by double amount of sound waves. The whole reason why it suppresses noise is matching and mixing waves prior to your eardrums reading it. I'm using headphones for 80% of my awake time (and sometimes during sleeping). It's been years, I have yet to have any hearing loss. It's not physically possible to go deaf from ANC (unless you fuck up mic readers). But if you're bad at physics then perhaps 0 studies proving your retardation and all studies showing the opposite may be a solid reasoning?
>>27766424>he hunkers down Lol cozy boy. My grandparents also have a proclivity for comfort
Unfortunately....it's time.
>>27766043on avg twice in 3 days. There's still a lot of reasons to ride, I just ride smaller CCs for shopping, postage, gym, spare parts/tools. Then some practice and travels on a weekend
>>27766043Are you Indian?
>>27766431Driving skill doesn't beat wind shear dumbass.>oh I guess you're just gay>potentially destroys entire livelihood with one dumb mistakeYou're as dumb as the pajeets you mock.
>>27766420>educational valuewhich is..?
>>27766431What was the point of posting a heatmap of weather over the course of 24 years anon?
>>27766460>heatmap of weatherthat's not heatmap of weather, that's just his pictures over years. Not sure what he's trying to say
>>27766450>muh safety moral high ground posting on dbt
>>27766043Its too hot to ride in the summer. But in the spring i was riding at least 3 days a week.
>>27766413That is me on my own shitty little 250 lolNice parked bikes
>>27766475Very neat 4 sure.
>>27766433STIGGER BROSAKIRA BROSSHOOM BROSAHHHHHHHHHH
>>27766473It's not a moral high ground. It's making a smart decision to avoid disaster. Have fun posting pictures of your slampig wife while you're stuck in a ditch so that you could prove to the internet just how masculine you are.
>>27765597What's the best budget cruiser? I want something good looking, fun and easy to ride around town. V-Star 650s seem too weak, the Boulevard 800 and Vulcan 800 are the other common cheap models here.
>>27766489Funny to think this is advertised as like a 310mm disc probably.
>>27765633that is such an attractive bike :3
>>27766487>drive 1.4m miles in 11 years >catch a white out >uses that instance to explain to other people how badly stuff can go >anon (you)’s me telling me it was bad >I agree it’s bad You just like @ing me. That’s the real issue sweetheart
>>27766501310 dicks lamo
>MUH TRUCK>MUH USERNAMEman shut the fuck up
>>27766513Quiet down nobody.
dont ever reply to me you dumbass hillbilly
>>27766413Funny, it really looked like you were trying to flex a week ago.
>>27766506retard you were bragging how tough you were by calling driving in Alaska gay and then supported that by showing everyone how fucking stupid the types of choices you make are by driving in the middle of a snowstorm that if it were actually in Alaska, probably would've just killed you. Defeating your whole original argument. Also>1.4m milesI bet pizza delivery drivers rack up those kind of miles over a shorter time span.
>>27766519>Unreadable run on sentence of a paragraph.If u don’t want to post bikes may I suggest heading on over to the fury channel where u belong. God bless.
>>27765646Fantastic beach shot
>>27766527>Illiterate clown continues to be illiterate
>>27766531
>>27766545It's never a chore!
>>27766545Wierd solid/mag wheelWierd bars
>>27766552How can they be wier if their mag?
>>27766552Do you post on /mlp/?
>>27766570Negative >>27766558They’re both and I’m not really a fan of ur motorcycle if I’m being honest.
>>27766575Post yours
Well DBT has gone to shit.
>>277665450/10, needs a troon on a shoomSame as elf on a shelf, troon on the shoom is MY dbt personal favorite memeWHERE ARE YOU TRANNYFUCKER POSTER, YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERY BIKE FUNNY FOR ME
>>27766586It's been shit.
>>27766586>>27766594Dont say this bros, remember: we can ban all the gaylords from attending KAPLAN AMERICAS COAST TO COAST NEW VEGAS TENDIE RUN, and be bros again once more when we all meet and say GOD BLESS AMERICA and RESUME SNEED at select intervals and rrsting placesDont worry bros we can do this
Does dbt have any spooky night riding/camping stories?
https://youtu.be/NwMBhH8DGs0?si=XLgdYY2cWGgAokBMman i love old school wonder woman
>>27766531How's Shadow doin?
Can I use this brake grease for my steering head bearings? It says it won't freeze, melt, or wash out. It's slippery and thick. It's made for metal-metal contact. Someone give me a good reason why I can't slather it on there. The shops are closed and I just want to be finished.
Getting there bros. Hopefully the color match isn't too far off.
>>27766620He's seen better days.
>>27766640So true>>27766620I haven't got around to connecting those stator wires yet. No rush since my tires don't arrive until friday. Probably do that tomorrow to make sure it works well for camping on the weekend. When it catches on fire in the woods it might chase the mosquitoes away.
>>27766344Is that a Husky!
>>27766636yeah.
>>27766448Yes desu
ugly HP EliteBook 2570p webcam pic
Honestly, I'm pretty happy with how that came out for what I was trying to accomplish, I'm not an expert with paint and body work by any means.
>>27766710nice
is every two lane road considered a highway?
Friend bailed out of the Oregon BDR then I broke my foot in a dumb lowside. Hightailing it back to Canada so I don't get assraped by American healthcare. Rope tied to my shifter so I can get up to 6th
>>27766735Be careful bro. That sounds sketch as fuck
>>27766680yikes
Doing the usual inter-state 300 miles night run tonight…. First time the XT350 has made this voyage. If I never post again, assume I died on this thing. Yamaha
>>27766722I classify it as a high way if it's speed limit is 55mph+ under that it's just a 2 lane country road.>>27766735F>>27766753That's a lot of wind.
>>27766735God speed, anon. Please be careful.
Holy fucking god damn Wyoming is windy. I’m actually angry
>>27766760Yeah it’s really dicey desu. Anyway I had the bike basically pinned all day in this weather and it ran flawlessly Fuckin Yamaha
lol, my bike gets death wobbles if I let go of the handlebars, no more riding for a bit I guess hahaBetting it's a bent rim because it looks kinda fucked and I'm still using the same well as the one that took the collisionWeird it's taken this long to notice
>>27766826put it on stands and spin it, its fairly easy to check for noticbale runout.
>>27766830That’s the plan, busy tomorrow unfortunately and can’t work on it til Thursday ):Wish I had a garage bros…
>hot ass Alabama summers>only comfy to ride in the morningFellas I get why ppl squid
>>27765597I want to take these little queer motocamping, get him drunk and then spend the night sodomizing him in the tent
>>27766855There is literally no reason not to squid if you’re not planning on crashing
>>27765863I would change its location to my garage
>>27766745Not too bad with a quickshifter>>27766769Thx brehs. I'll post xrays once I'm home
>>27766818based>>27766778when it feels like your bike is at 30 degrees you just know it's windy.Or when the gusts sketch you the fuck out.>>27766887heal up quick bud
>>27766110>indian chinesium
>>27766748Unfortunately, can't do anything about being a jeet, I was born this way.
>>27766910embrace it, just don't rape women too much or shit on streets(pls)
>>27766892The gusts today managed to break off two out of 3 of my windshield screws on the right side mount.. hopefully Yellowstone is nice tomorrow or I’ll be real darn tootin upset
>>27766912Don't listen to him, just be yourself
>>27766499Cruisers rise in price as the engine gets bigger, and it doesn't really matter what manufacturer because they all do it at generally the same price per cubic inch at their base model level. The real question is what is your budget and how much horsepower/torque is enough to do what you want?The boring answer is anything from a metric 900 to an American 1200, and a lot of people will say a Rebel 1100 new or any used American big-twin.
>>27766602Camped in the absolute middle of nowhere WY once. I hadn't been jacking off because it was too hot to close the tent and I was previously in crowded campsites. Went way off the beaten path and found a nice clearing close to a pond. Well, I finally had some alone time so I went to sleep thinking about a scenario where I stumbled upon a "witches' coven" which was basically a sex cult of attractive young goths. Start actually dreaming at some point. Woke up buck naked except for my boots (I guess sleepwalking me had common sense) hard as a fucking rock at the edge of the pond, with a snake of some kind lunging at my boot. Thought I saw a feminine silhouette in the moonlight for a second but even if I did, fuck you bitch, I don't wanna get bit on the pecker, even for ghost snatch.
>>27766818I push my little XT 100% all the time. Fastest I've ever been able to make it go was 120km/h. I'm eventually going to sell it and get a WR250R.>>27766760I never understood the wind issue, it never bothered me
>>27766948Get blown across 3 lanes of interstate and you'll learn to be scared of wind. If the road wasn't empty at that moment I would have been under an 18 wheeler. Constant wind is OK, just stick a knee out to act as an airbrake, but gusts are spooky.
I want a carbureted air-cooled two stroke dirtbike, preferably with a lot of displacement. Recommendations?
>>27766951Why air cooled? You can pay out the ass for a CR500 if you ditch that. Ditch the two stroke requirement and an XR650L works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9cMotorcycles with this feel?
>>27766950I've ridden in some really strong wind and it does get pretty sketchy, but it would have been bad on most bikes. It doesn't get that windy where I live anyway.
>>27766859>ride through rain, get pelted with non compressible liquid drops>ride in arid climate, get broiled by sun and wind>ride in swamp area, get eaten by mosquitoes when stopping>ride anywhere, get bombarded with insects>shirt always flapping up>crocs / sandals uncomfy to shift with>no way to properly restrain hair from whipping around and getting tangled upNo thanks
>>27766222Very nice BROTHERI should probably clean the CB's too, haven't taken them off once in the 9 years I've had it so farI covered them in WD-40 one winter, but didn't repeat that mistake again after getting engulfed in a cloud of (nice-smelling) smoke at every stoplight the next time I rode
>2 cyl>less than 70hp>lightweight>tubular frame under the plastic>44hp vs 66hp It's a Ninja 500 but expensive
In 4 days, it will have been exactly 9 years since I bought the CB
>>27766953>ignores anon’s actual question, makes up a new one and answers that instead
>>27767002>It's a Ninja 500Like it's a bad thing. Ninka 500 is based, the best bike in its class in fact. You can commute, TOOOURING or have fun on a racing track with it.
what's stopping you from being as cool as this sempai?me personally - I'm poor
i'll bring this thread to its limit so you don't have to post your important thoughts in a dead thread
do you like bikes? I like
You are riding along a road, 2 riders are approaching in the opposite direction. Do you nod once or twice?
I got my Learners permit yesterday, had lots of fun. The first time I had touched the handlebars of a motorbike was 2 days ago, up until then I had only rode pillion.Now I need to buy a bike.
I WANNA TEST DRIVE A GODDAMN HONDA BIKE BUT THOSE JAPSHITS WON'T LET ME AND IT'S MAKING ME ANGRYYYYYYY
>>27767088You hold your hand out in the biker greeting pose and drive by both of them before you retract your hand again
>>27767100Buy a Yamaha you homo
>>27767114Yamaha bikes are ugly.CBR > Ninja
>>27767117CBR > Ninja > R series *
>>27767117>Yamaha bikes are uglyare you sure about that?
>>27767135Not like I can test drive the R line either lmao, I just called a dealership and they told me to pound dirt, the MT line is the best they can do.
>>27767139You must be inexperienced rider.
>>27767140Yeah but how would the dealership know!
>>27767109i am on the wrong side of the road for that...
>>27767139>MT line is the best they can do.Can you try the R7?
>>27767164I asked to try the R7 specifically, they told me they only had the MT07 available, which sure uses the same engine, but I want to test ergonomics for street driving most of all, so the mt07 is pointless to me.
Hey guys I'm taking a shit right now
>>27767086tits too bigshe can't take corners like that
>>27767120For me:Gsxr > CBR > R* ... > Ninja
>>27766951Check out this sweet air cooled, carbureted, two stroke dirt bike. Displacement not so much.
>>27767235Dad anon? How many mini bikes so far? Why not a grom?
>>27767237too big too heavy too much power
>>27767237A PW50 for my 4 year old and a CRF50 for my 6 year old. In a couple years my youngest can ride the PW, middle moves up to the CRF and the oldest will get something slightly bigger.
>>27767100>>27767139What country? Are you a trirdie? Have you tried rentals of the same bikes?
>>27767240Italy. Honda and Yamaha are really fucking stingy about which bikes you can test, Honda especially.I haven't looked into rentals yet, no.
>>27767239Based dad anon is based.
>>27767001>after getting engulfed in a cloud of (nice-smelling) smoke at every stoplight the next time I rodelelClassic
>>27767235I hope you have a cool surname like Hayden, or Roberts
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>>27767390new thread finally
First for wondering if broken foot anon is alive
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>>27767117uhhh come again
>>27766219I like your posts because you make these troons seethe. Carry on
>>27766735Holy crap man. I've been sifting through these last five dbts looking for your posts. Sorry that happened. You're trip from Canada down to Galveston has been really inspiring for me. Safe travels.
>>27768739Thanks bro. 200 miles until I'm home, just have to make it past Washington drivers (the final one of God's tests)
