>>28881940
>>28880290
Are those Custom Taylor 33s? I've had a set for like 4 years I never put on.

>>28881940
how hard it is to learn basic maintenance for a motorbike?

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The Torrance DMV motorcycle course. I've never done it before (I did the CSMP course). But I had to come to the DMV to get the registration paid up on my 4 door and while I had some time to kill I did the slalom and the loop a few times. Really not that hard.

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>>28881944
people here say it’s easy but theres a famous book about how much of a pain in the ass it is (I think I haven’t read it).
anecdotally it’s worse than working on my car because everything is packed in so tight

>>28881950
Next time dont reply at all. In fact, turn off the computer and go outside for a while.

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>>28881950
>anecdotally it’s worse than working on my car because everything is packed in so tight
Just buy better bikes

>>28881950
masterful bait

>>28881950
that book is about herd mentality vs craftsmanship the guy changing his oil on the side of the highway and adjusting his chain is anecdotal not a guide. god damn philistines.

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Okay dbt, serious question can I get tips for changing my oil? I have two harleys having become a fat fuck dick sucking graybeard. I have a nice mc table jack and I've changed the oil in all manner of my cagers all my life but oddly never my motorcycles. I'm guessing put it on the table jack, run it a little to warm it up and everything else should follow but I figured I'd get tips and tricks. I'm a little crippled and getting on the ground is hard af these days and mainly I want to understand if using the table jack is a real benefit or if I should just do it on the kickstand.

I want to get into motorcycles but I live in an apartment in a big city. Where do you park the bike in such cases?

>>28881585
>>28881594
>>28881630
I know. I sat in the station and filled out the report last night, but the cops here don't care and I live in a big city. The bike is gone. Insurance probably won't give me much since it's a 25 year old bike and their calculated ach is bound to be disconnected from reality.
>>28881938
I wish.

>>28881950
Pirsig is an idiot and that book isn't actually about motorcycles, it just uses them as an allegory to explain the Taoist enlightenment he claims to have had after experiencing a period of psychosis.

>>28881996
in the apartment
or garage
or paid space
or storage area
this isn't hard anon a bike is easier than a vehicle, check with your apartment first then local pay to park garages nearby, research and understand street parking, evaluate area safety. you just have to do the fucking research for your area

>>28882002
hope you dont' have state farm. regardless fight them, do research on what it actually takes to get a replacement bike of year make model and argue inconvenience as well. don't forget add ons like bags or bars. insurance companies are not your friend don't just take the first check. also yeah no way you're getting the bike back, even if they find it it's totalled.

>>28882005
>this isn't hard anon a bike is easier than a vehicle
Are you kidding me? I was paying 30€ a year for resident badge and was leaving my car at the street with no issues for many years. But for the motorcycle I have zero clue. Majority of underground parking lots are double-decked lifts which don't allow motorcycles. How am I supposed to get it into my apartment on the 4th floor?
There are motorcycles parked at a house down the street, but maybe it's only the space for the residents of that house? Basically the only way is to leave them a note and ask about parking there.

>>28881986
if you're crippled and old yeah get a jack and do it that way. it's pretty easy to just pop the drain plug and hold the bike straight in my opinion, but i am also a yung buck. i'm also just busting your balls. if i had a nice jack i'd use a nice jack but i don't want to cough up the money for a nice jack.

>>28881966
pic unrelated?

>>28882018
Other than buying a thousand bucks in chains, disc locks and d-locks I don't know.

>>28881940
stop removing links you autistic tranny

>>28882025
Don't rile up autists anon.

>>28881853
Does Husky kun work? IIRC you also have a cool husky.

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>>28881940
>dealer only wanted to give me $1K trade for pic rel
no gwing for me
i suppose this is how they keep their prices for used bikes low. maybe I'll list it on Marketplace and use the cash to get my toorer

>>28882002
i handle car insurance claims for a major American carrier and can give you advice.
name of the game is -
- the guy actually handling your claim does not give a fuck how much you are paid, it is not his money
- he only cares about being able to justify value of the bike to his QC process/audit/boss/whoever
if you can show him proof that your bike is worth more than they offer, they should meet it. Ideally you should have an idea for what it costs to replace your bike same model/year/condition/miles, you should have some links to these bikes for sale in your back pocket, and you should have a good reason why your bike is better than whatever bike you're showing him is for sale.
>this one's $5500, but of course my bike (was a higher trim, was in better condition, had x y & z accessory)

if they really try to fuck you, lowballing such that you can't replace the bike with what they paid, file a complaint with your state's insurance commission. If

>>28882065
God I hope I'm never the sort of person who wants a Goldwing.

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Remember ABY
Always Buy Yamaha

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>>28882025
Easier to maintain and more reliable than any nip bike ever made.

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>>28881950
This book is about anything but motorcycles.
At first it seems like a book about traveling on a bike, then it ends like your average shizo thread.
At some point he's wondering what is "quality", and he can't answer it, maybe because he was a certified shizo or maybe because he was riding a Honda and not Yamaha.

>>28882105
If you're a tranny.

>>28881986
>I want to understand if using the table jack is a real benefit or if I should just do it on the kickstand.
If you have a table jack then use the table jack (duh) but don't use your kickstand because the bike must be level, not tilted. If you must use a bike stand then use the centre stand, not the kick stand.

And always remember that changing gears is a distraction that could lead to death.

>>28882105
Why would I buy yamaha, if I don't want a liter sportsbike?

>>28882119
>changing gears is a distraction that could lead to death.
this is why i picked a literbike. first is plenty.

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>>28882002
After reading your predicament I've decided to get a GPS tracking device (like Apple AirTag) so I can find my bike if it ever gets stolen because the police won't do shit and insurance won't pay shit so I'd find the stolen bike myself and stab the thief a few times with my large hunting knife.

>>28882105
Rin has bigger assets, so I'm thinking zook. Also if you squint it's a zook because yellow.

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>>28882122
Kek, this is the right answer.
>>28881950
Wrenchlet spotted, opinion discarded. Come back with better bait loser

Holy shit anon was right! Changing gears really is a distraction that could lead to death.

For example: >>28881754
>going too fast on a rural road i didn't know with music playing, shifted to wrong gear so looked down at shifter and didn't see the really tight turn coming up ahead and was too afraid to yank the fuck out of the wheel and potentially spin out so understeered off road and hit a speed sign

Gear heads get dead.
Twist & go steals the show.

Putting new exhaust on the bike tomorrow. Very excited.

>>28882123
An anon here got his bike back through an airtag his sister hid in the bike. I've been thinking about this too but I hate handing my location to Apple.

>>28882173
i use google maps and waze for navigation so everyone who is looking at me already knows where i am. i simply don't care.

but anyway tell me more about this sister.

>>28882151
I know I died when I missed a shift. Twice.

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>>28882178
Tell me what it's like on the other side.

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i picked up this 2015 WR250R. 7k miles. there was some cosmetic shit on it but it runs fine. i managed to talk the guy down 500$.
it looks like the guy left it out in the elements.
bike has water on it because i unloaded it in the rain last night, so it's just rain on the tank.

it has this IMS gas tank and the surface is spiderwebbed. it's just on the surface but it looks pretty bad. maybe i'll try sanding it or something to see if i can knock the cracks out. standing around the bike it kind of smells like gas so i'm going to look around and see if any seals are messed up. there's no check valve in the vent tube.

the real question is the subframe. the frame itself is aluminum so it's fine but the subframe is steel and has this surface rust all over it. a lot of the bolts all over the bike have rusted caps. what do i do about this rust (or do i do anything)?

I was thinking i unbolt it from the bike, sand the rusty parts to bare metal, then prime + spray paint with a similar enough color.

other than that, i'm changing the oil + filter, air filter, brake fluid + brake lines, coolant.

everything else looks pretty ok.

>>28881950
Not even a shoomer book but a gateway drug to psychosis abd false religion
Only Jesus is The Way

>>28882065
Tolds ypu ya cant handle tge WANG danielson

>2022 Triumph Bonneville T120 black gold line
>looks mint, couple minor mods like highway pegs and a deflector
>listed for $8000 eagles
>20,000 miles
Should I consider?

>>28882213
Bad troll is bad

>>28882220
Just because you're irony poisoned doesn't mean that everyone else is. I'm genuihely asking for a second oppinion on a local listing of a bike that looks kinda neat.

>>28882221
Sucks to be you then, theres no real motorcyclists here only scooter cucks.

All the real ones left, they got sick of the faggotry

He spells wrong for attention

>>28882226
Plenty of ppl here still ride and post comfy pics

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>>28881940
>no nothing in the OP
What a shit bake

>>28882236
Nah

>>28882192
Not a thing about religion in it fool

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>big motor
>2 wheels
>cool to own and ride
are botes bikes?

>>28882151
go and make your own thread so you can shit in there like the indian you are
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

>>28882247
>cool to own
t. never owned a boat
>>28882252
ignore teh troll plz

>>28882241
I do! More to come tomorrow and all weekend :D

>>28882247
I like working on boats!

>>28881932
I'm just looking for a decent 125 preferrably not chinese. I should preface this by saying I don't even know how to ride yet lmao. I'm just shopping and the second hand market feels insane in the UK
>stolen
>stolen
>stolen
>overpriced
>overpriced & stolen
>stolen

I did find one mutt (chinese) bike under 1k that looked 'clean'. It was previously Cat N (non structural damage written off by insurance) and has a scrape on the exhaust but that's it.

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>>28882063
It's ok i was just worried anons where starting to think i'm a grill somehow.
> The svart Is cool
Thanks! I think i only saw One other gen3 around and It was the day i brought It home.

I just took all my service and repair receipts and dumped them into chatgpt to help keep me organized. Also uploaded my insurance and registration.

>>28882340
Obvious troll is Obvious

>>28882191
pls assist on this.
looking more at the bike it's kind of bumming me out that i've got to do all this work on it to get it looking and running good. the reality of sanding and painting the subframe kind of sucks.

>>28882252
>maybe if i call everyone indian then they won't suspect i'm indian

If any of you wanna post your bike I can make a sick edit in chatgpt.

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>>28882413

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>>28882415

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>>28882415
Another

>>28882420
Very sexy. Thanx for making my new PC wallpaper.

>>28882421
Spooky. O_o

>>28882422
Youre welcome. I used Hot Mods GPT. The prompt:

>"Transform this harbor scooter scene into a cinematic neo-urban night setting. Shift lighting to blue hour with deep cool tones. Add subtle teal and magenta neon reflections on the white scooter, including a soft cyan underglow beneath it. Enhance city skyline lights with warm glowing windows and atmospheric haze. Simulate slightly wet ground with soft reflections under the scooter. Add realistic water reflections from city lights. Apply cinematic teal and orange color grading, with sharp focus on the scooter and slight vignette."

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>>28882415
Something different.

>>28882427
>including a soft cyan underglow beneath it
Cyan is my favourite colour.

>>28882431
Thanx. I'm gonna call my new AI gf Samantha.

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>>28882432
I put Samantha in ATTGATT, made her more anime.

>>28882437
Based af. Now THIS is my new wallpaper.

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>>28882439
Hold on pardner I forgot you like the cyan accent.

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>>28882439
Thanx! Now I can't decide which pic I like best so I'm using both.

>>28882094
Thanks for the advice anon. I doubt I'd be able to wring all the money it would take to fully replace my bike, but I'll start building up some listings.
>>28882123
I heard airtags will alert people that they're being followed by one since apple doesn't want to be party to some guy stalking their ex. My friend has a gps tracker that wires into his battery and won't tattle on you, but he also pays like $100 a year for the service.

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>>28882448
Try this one. I added some background so the bike is more centered. I told it to format it in 1920x1080 but it didnt/cant idk.

>>28882456
You're amazing. You've given me my new wallpaper(s) and I didn't even have to suck your dick or anything. I'm glad I didn't go to work today.

Thank you so much, and may many women fellate you in your future (except Samantha because she's mine).

>>28882462
No problem bro. I had fun and you gave me a good photo to work with.

yeah keep shitting up the thread with ai that's what you third world virgins do best

>>28881940
Where's all the words this is a really bad thread

>>28882238
Based baki poster and KNOWER

>>28882473
I'm not seeing you post your bike. Is it because you don't have one?

>>28882245
Except ive read it before and it aint gonna fix your problems, foolier than thou

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>>28882431
>>28882432
>>28882437
>>28882445
>>28882439
>>28882448
>>28882456
>>28882462
>all this ai idolatry
SCOOTLERIAN JIHAD
DEATH TO JAVASCRIPT
DEATH TO AI-nfidels
WOLALALALALALALAL

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>artificial intelligence
>ECU
>DCT
>electric starter
>turn signals
>emissions and helmet laws
motorcycles are gay as FUCK now.

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>>28882481
nta but nobody is gonna post their bike if the OP isnt good, im certainly not.

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>>28882508
I'll post my bike, I don't give a fuck.

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>>28882508
>i don't like [thing] so i'm not gonna play!
you can sit in the corner on your own wearing your dunce hat then

>>28882509
>Screenshot_20260310_19520(...).jpg
only thing you ride is a fat cock lamo, nobike, wrenchlet

>>28882514
Do you have anything of worth to add to the thread or are you going to shitpost and cry like a little bitch because you don't have a bike to post

>>28882516
motherfucker, you dont have a bike.

>>28882518
>no u
ok

>>28882518
>motherfucker
do you call everyone a motherfucker because everyone has fucked ur mum?

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>MY HECKIN SCREENSHOT BIKE!!!!!1
kekkin
>>28882512
based scooter tranny

>>28882514
I took a screenshot because the camera file was too big, genius.

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>>28882105
HYB

>>28882528
>file was too big
i got something for you thats too big too, its called my penis, nobike.

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>>28882501
>>28882106
>>28881966
base, pill

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>>28882509
Comfy

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>>28882547
I need to get me one of those sheepskins.

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>>28882552
10/10. Have been using it on different bikes for over a decade.

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>>28882507
>Carburetor
>CDI
>Kick start
>No emissions
>Cops don't care about helmets
Scooterchads just cannot stop winning!

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>>28882555
There's a place I know that has had them in the past. Now that riding season is upon us I'll go have a look on my next day off. Enough people have recommended them.

>>28882562
Ive seen all kinds. Mine has a gel insert and was super fancy.
But I didn't use it as much on the heritage since the stock seat was so comfortable.
And so far the saddlemen I put on the PanAm has been breaking in nicely. So I dont think I'll use it on their either

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Apparently today is a holiday. Can't wait to try out my new helmet.

>>28882562
Ikea has sheepskins if you're feeling crafty.

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>>28882413
>>28882420
>>28882421
>>28882431
>>28882437
>>28882445
>>28882448
>>28882456
go be indian someplace else, you despicable cretin

>>28882571
>>28882398

>>28882567
Nice! Are you the anon with the gundam helmet?

>>28882577
Depends who's asking.

>>28882317
>It's ok i was just worried anons where starting to think i'm a grill somehow.
don't pretend you're not into it

I love it how in a fuel crisis people forget we exist.
>bicycle or car nothing inbetween
We are truly the hi vis of the automotive world.

>>28882577
No, I bought a LS2 Explorer carbon.

>>28882105
do I want XSR900 GP?

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IM GOING TO SCOOT

>>28882599
Oh. Shame

>>28882587
I'm still waiting for his tummy pics

>>28882307
what about honda? cb, cbf or cbr. I think you might be able to get one for cheap and they are usually very reliable

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>finished massive head gasket job on parents' truck
>Sunday is either hitting the new twisties or wheelie practice on the dirt bike

Which one, bros.

>>28882641
Sundays are comfy days. Have me a comfy cruising down to the island. Do some ppl watching and check out the beaches

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i miss my t120

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>>28882645
Nice.
Sundays are comfy. I don't have any beaches here though.

>>28882659
My condolences. I'll adventure extra hard for you when I go out this weekend lil buddy

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redpill me on the Adventure sport pack for Africa Twin

>>28882661
Can you Vulcan mind meld wheelie powers to me as well?

Booked in for my DAS lads.
Fucking expensive to be a new rider in the UK.

Will there be Z1100RS?

>>28882684
Its a dad baik, once you buy it, all the hotties will surround you, you get married and have kids right after. This is nothing but a bonus, your kids will be able to use it and then your grand kids.

>>28882646
That's a cool baik.

>>28882744
what if I'm a virgin incel in my 30s?

>>28882746
Still works. Good luck, with a great bike comes great power, use it wisely.

>>28882632
Nobody other than LS2 and Arai makes long oval helmets.

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>>28882587
i'm just a cheerfull manlet, i'm no wannabe troon
>>28882633
never

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>>28882659
I will have to visit many beaches just to spite/bless you this weekend.

>>28882741
asked no one ever, when there is a Honda CB1000F.

>>28882757
Love the majestic tiller.

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Look here, I have captured shoomers. He is mine now.

>>28882760
now?
https://www.honda.co.uk/motorcycles/range/street/cb1000f/overview.html

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what are your thought on people who ride around with no bra?

>>28882777
I don't care what e-thots do and I don't watch their tik toks.

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>>28882625
No, you need it.

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>>28882785
XSR700 will do fine

'ku

Might be able to get rid of my Moto Guzzi this sunday, finally I'll bee free from the curse of unreliable bikes and can focus solely on my Soviet machines.

Had the day off yesterday so went for my first ride in forever. Got a crick in my neck from the amount of biker nods I gave. How come >60% of the bikes I saw were a GS. It's insane how many there are out there.

>>28882761
She's so misunderstood... And celebrated.

>>28882779
The only real answer for someone of age.

>>28882684
the AT is still the best off-road adv bike there is, better than a Tenere despite what people might say
The Adventure Sport pack doesnt make sense, the AT is a big dirt bike in essence. If you want something amazing on-road that can do off-road get a Transalp

>>28882625
>>28882785
No, its fugly.

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>>28882785
Why tiny rectangle

>>28882786
SR400 is all you need

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>>28882795
>focus solely on my Soviet machines

>>28882820
Yes, if I get rid of that unreliable shitheap, I'm going to get work done on my Ural and take it across the world this summer IF the US doesn't completely nuke fuel prices

>>28882823
How bad can moto guzzi even be? Never seen one irl but it's shaft driven bike that doesn't seem very mechanically stressed. Is it just electrical gremlin machine or what?

>>28882827
>eats your lifters
>grinds the cam flat
Nothing personal, kid.

>>28882065
you need to meet my dad. he bought a 95 interstate. restored it and has literally never ridden it i rode it home from when he bought it

>>28882636
Oh I'm looking for them too. Prices are like £1500-2000 for even a CBF.

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>indians are world-renowned for their AI obsession
>indians are world-renowned for their scooter obsession
>call a scooter obsessed AI spammer an indian
>>PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SIR I AM INDIAN PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SIR

no wonder this gen is going to shit when its infested with indian (singular)

>>28882693
I'll do my best. But let me stretch first. I'm very old

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>>28882757
We postin comfy water pics???

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>>28882818
because they can't sell it without one

>>28882065
Be careful with old wings that are pre 2004. Very easily get the dreaded FI error which bricks the bike. Requires a full loom or ECU replace to fix.

You may have dodged a bullet.

>>28882645
i'd go to the beach but niggers on spring break have been behaving so poorly that curfews have been put in place.

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>>28882098
Except Goldwings are fucking skitz.

>>28882877
How unfortunate. Where do you live?

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>>28882771
>mfw i am catpurred
What are you doing with me??

>>28882891
Take you out of Canadia and set you free in Germoney, where you can be free.

>>28882895
I read that as "Take you out of Cadia" and got upset. Because Cadians don't retreat

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>>28882895
>pls be shoomerwaffenwife
>pls be shoonerwaffenwife
>PLS, AHHHHHHHHH

YOULL NEVER BE A WOMAN

PLEASE
AHHHHHHHHH

>>28882902
I was thinking more along the lines of no speed limit and you can shoom freely on your ZX14R, but you can find your shoomerwife yourself in Germoney. There are lots of lonely qt german waifus to be had.

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>>28882901
Really? Cause i read that as
>sirs, do the needful and prompting the shoomerwife with a new vocaloid troll reply wembo to the following mematic inputs: characterize for loving embrace so close but too far away emotional hopelessness and beckon his presence with manchurian candidate codeword "cadian cadence shoomies", insert postrock guitar riff and keep under 9.666~ seconds long voice audio, fade to black after 9.667~ seconds, end recording with "I CANT SNEED, CADIANS NEVER SNEED, DIE XENO SCUM" and exit with 10.420~ lasgun volley and more bombs asploding

Why do schizoS do this ever thus?
My bike rides me while i sleep, but not right now since i atopped sleeping beside it for a certain season of late
Im not saying that it cant, but it could?

>>28882098
I already bought a GS. Goldwing might be reasonable because of seat height, it's not a bad choice desu. Might be the only choice for short people.

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Have any of you tried any of those new D3O Ghost armor inserts or any of its clones yet?
I just got a new RS Taichi hoodie that looks basically like a regular hoodie, but it's made of Cordura and has pocket slots for the armor. The free pads that came with it, despite being much thinner than average CE2 yellow pads, are still pretty thick and kind of annoying to wear
to the point that I wouldn't want to have them on while going into the shopping mall.
But then getting a full set of those reactive slim armor pads will cost more than the goddamn jacket itself.

>>28882905
And you again prove why nobody likes you

>>28882913
Gay

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>>28882914
Heh, thanks for noticin bros!
>>28882903
>lotta lonely gerfoids to be haßpens to like zx14r
C-COPY THAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GOOOD MORNING @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

>>28882920
You're smaller than Hotwing

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>>28882921
Idk what means
But ive never beena a plebbitor so i got that also going for me
But he also has functioning hands thubms and pibkies afaik

Poor kid is so thirsty for attention

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>>28882926
Attention doesnt have electrolytes

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>>28882883
Florida. Beaches here just get overrun during spring break. They look like a litter box that hasn't been cleaned in a month.

>>28882913
Armour is obsolete. Get yourself tech air 5 plasma.

>>28882913
That said, I did buy d30 ghost. It's pretty flexible and feels non-existent. 10/10 recommended. But beware it's only level 1.

>>28882989
Thats what Va Beach looks like during college beach week. Its like NatGeo live. I'll cruise the strip just to have some shit to laugh at.

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>>28882920
Guten morgen senpai.

>>28882989
Every single tourist are in N. America, Europe, and E. Asia has become an overcrowded cluster fuck. I know Germans who have left Munich citing assholes in Octoberfest. Tokyo and Kyoto are considering dual pricing for locals vs tourists. Spring breakers have been the human equivalent of locusts for 2 decades now. AirBnB has turned any 2 bedroom home near a state park where I live from a $100,000 residential property to a $1,000,000 asking price because now it's a business investment not a home.

>>28883015
You sound like a doomer who doesn't get out much

>>28882792
Based!

>>28881940
>there's no green words and links
Hate it!

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>>28883044
Here's a cute pic instead. Please continue posting in this thread. I don't want split threads.

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who posted epstien files for them to take 4chins down?

>>28883075
What are you talking about?

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>>28883075
they did it because I was about to announce my acquisition of an 85 sabre

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>>28883078
Uhh! Pics?

>>28883081
all I have are really shitty phone pics rn and it's in a couple pieces while I diagnose stuff

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>>28883075
His name, is Nigel J. Whiskerford.

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>>28882992
>tech air 5 plasma
Did this ever get straightened out?
I'm staying with a tether for the time being, I think.

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>>28883075
Moot was apart of the epstien organization, Pol was orchestrated to distort the schizoid side of the masses.
>4chan was ran by epstien
>Maxwell was one of the highest redditkarma moderators on her personal account
>Zuckerberg frequently attended dinners and gatherings with epstien. Meaning all of META is compromised
>Elon owns Twitter/x and attempted to attend the "wildest parties" at the island, meaning he'd do anything to appease the ghouls he worships

Every single mainstream platform is corrupted and the radical views majority of people have was bestowed onto them as a way to prevent unifying against the epstien organization (which isn't bound to a flag or border, an indivdual entity that sells information to the highest bidder, extortion, black mail, human trafficking, sex slavery, and pdf chomo shit.

If you're radicalized in any way, doesn't matter where on the Pol spectrum: those views aren't yours, they were planted by most likely a hired 3rd worlder to distort your reality testing. To the point of siding with your own abuser (trump zealots are perfect example of this)

>>28883089
>Moot was apart of the epstien organization
Ok, that I didn't know. Other than that everthing is old news. I used to think Elon was cool. Then Epstien files came out. I was so wrong. I also thought Trump will not start a war. Boy was I wrong on that.

>>28883088
Good enough for Marc Marquez, good enough for me. Deploying when unzipping is totally stupid.

>>28883093
Listen to me anon.

It will always be better to admit you've been tricked than to double down in the delusion.
You are an objectively better human if you reclaim humility and attempt to deprogram the malignant false assumptions that's been planted.

Many never get this far. Yet you have arrived. I only hope more follow, but unfortunately given how much noise there is Distorting the objective truths.. I fear it may be too late..

>>28883076
4chan when down for like 20 minutes I think.

>>28883097
I think this place and anons for deprogramming me.

>>28883099
*thank

>>28883095
I would go all-electronic for the track if I had an Astars employee touring with me with no other job than looking after the suite of airbags I'm using.
Unfortunately, I am not a sponsored team rider nor Alpinestars "athlete" but a mere commuter and public road hooner. So it's a tether for me.
>>28883089
Sounds like schitzoposting, is unfortunately true.
>>28883093
JE and mootles were having dinners together and stuff like that. How much influence epst had won't be known until the rest of the files come out but moot did reactivate /pol/ the day after meeting with Epstein. So fuck you, moot.

>>28882659
Are you the anon that posted your floor with the fresh coat when you finished it a few days ago? That looks nice. How slippery is it when there's water? I rented a place with a floor coated just like that once, and iirc traction was great, except on invisible water puddles.

>>28883099
This very place, is where poison flows.
We are all downstream of the river of disinformation, lies, and intentionally misleading half-truths all done to rewrite history and alter shallow perspectives.

Qanon for example, intentionally done to make talking about the epstien organization comedic and unserious
Aryan sentiment for example, intentionally done to assign a fictional mustache twirling dune koon in the middle of nowhere as a red herring to throw everyone off the scent in their own backyard
Islamic apologia, as a way to normalize child brides.
Weaponized nostalgia, to give people fantasies of a world that never exited as ideally as they assume to cope with the horrfying state of the world instead of unifying together to repair the damages

It's ghouls versus humans now, not blue versus red. America (and honestly the rest of the 1st world) has some serious house keeping work needing to be done if we wish to strive for a better tomorrow. For everyone. Not just one group or class. The epstien organization wants petty differences and infinite infighting because it's far easier to control a divided world than it is a unified one.
>You're not ____ enough
>Oh you're ____ stfu
>etc
It's all by design. It's all intentional.

>>28883101
Epstien idealized moot, claiming he was a "bright young mind" within a few email chains.

Their relationship is very much intertwined. Epstien alluded to Pol directly. It was one of his systematic weapons to monopolize opinions of information. Simply buy a few troll farms with bundles of thirdies and you can make people fall in love with their rapist just because there's 100,000 fake-people gas lighting you into the contrary.

If you're locked in a room with 100 other people for 100 days and they all genuinely believe the sky is orange and shame you for thinking the sky is blue. You'll begin to question yourself and may even be broken into believing the sky is orange not blue. Despite your reality testing being good enough to know that the sky is actually blue.

>>28883110
It's all so fucked up. Other countries are prosecuting their citizens when found in the files, we are protecting ours.

I miss when the conspiracy posting was ironic.
I think the common 4chan redpill narrative is very wrong. Speculation without evidence is one thing, it turns to delusion when you start to believe the speculation and then you grow further delusions based on the premise of the original false belief spiralling into schizophrenia aka pol.
Anyway! How bout them Ninja 400s, eh? Pretty spiffy!

>>28883122
Well said, ninja 400! Wowiezowie!

>>28883088
i think this is probably a rare occurrence because i havent seen anything similar
for me the types of crashes that can occur on the road warrant electronically firing airbags
for instance, when my only low side i stayed with the bike the whole time. a friend of mine low sided on a trip we were on, and he stayed with the bike the whole time until the bike hit the curb, and then he hit the bike.
had he had a tethered airbag (at the time this was pre airbag adoption) would it have gone off? would it have gone off for me? i dont know, but i worried about that scenario, so i chose electronic.
if im struck from behind will a tethered airbag go off and support my neck and prevent me from getting whiplash? i dont know, but i know my electronic airbag did. so im happy with my choice

>>28882213
If you want a real opinion buy one of the the pre 2009 carbureted Bonnevilles.
I'm biased since I think the old Thruxton is the most beautiful bikes of all time, bar the Norton Commando, and I still find it more fun than the R1 I just bought for track use.
If you have your heart set on it and it's been modded to not look tacky as shit then go for it. Post a pic of the marketplace post.

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So I took my dad's v-rod muscle to a harley dealer near me
they dont want buy my bike outright but rather have me trading it with other bikes that roughly around the same price
so what are some harley that I might want, one that is around the same price range as a used v-rod?

>>28883212
They're gonna give you a shitter bike because vrods will appreciate and the hoards of baggers will fall off a cliff once Creed is unpopular.
They won't give you cash because they'll make more money off you trading and flipping the vrod.

Food for thought. Don't care what you do, just know if you walk into a dealer expecting to come out on top then you're in for a rude awakening akin to a gambling addict learning that the house always wins.

>>28883230
I mean i just went in for service mostly but I was just sitting down with the owner, i told him i might want to sell it if he want to take it off my hand, which he pitch me with the trade-in
If i were to sell it I rather swap to ADV or weeb bikes
but just asking if there any harley that might be a good options
also why is used PanAM so cheap?

>>28883212
Keep the V. The only other thing they make worth a damn is the Lowrider S and you won’t be trading into one of those.

>>28883233
Harley is struggling to break into the market
The bike is really good (ive been looking to buy one myself, loved it on test rides and at events) but stereotypical harley buyers dont want it
the buyer for a full sized ADV bike is an urban professional, for the most part, and these people are often unwilling to associate with the harley brand, which is declasse middle american. they stick with the ducati, bmw, etc without even evaluating the harley.
I think Harley's only choice, at this point, though, is to stick it out. I really hope this bike and the revolution max engine in general stick around because they are really fantastic.

>>28883241
feel like panam is literally a rerun of v-rod in term of marketing

>>28883182
The tether's pretty short (as short as you want it to be, really.)

>>28883088
i don't ride without an airbag anymore
ive seen enough crashes and more importantly enough saves that im totally convinced
at this point, just waiting for the first company to sell me a commuter suit with a built in airbag

>>28883085
Thanks nigel, very cute

>>28883242
i wouldnt know, i didnt start paying attention to harley until the pan am because i never liked cruisers. still havent ridden one that really enamored me... the pan am though i am in love with

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So far its been a comfy day for riding

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Rode down to the swampy wild life area. Bit too chilly for many animals to be out n about today

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They're were doing some controlled burns

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Now i stopped for a snacky snack and beverage

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What do you think of bikes with more than 4 cylinders?

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>>28883297
A thing of their time rather like the turbo bikes.
Neat to have better to ride.

>>28883297
I could not imagine servicing and timing 6 carbs. Sounds like a nightmare

>>28883309
The Kawasaki is three 2-barrel carbs.

>>28883309
The Benelli Sei only had 3 carbs.
Youd think at that point you could just slap like a single weber DCOE or DGV on it and feed all 6 cylinders.

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>>28883319
>>28883321
My humble opinion is that 1 carb is too many carbs. You can call me a wrenchlet if you'd like I don't mind

>>28883326
Uhh, how are you going to supply fuel then?
>>>/N/

>>28883329
The same way I put heroin into the veins between my toes

>>28883297
my opinion is i would really like an unmolested cb550 and theres one a few blocks away from me but the old coot wont even consider selling it to me and every day i see it in his driveway unmoved and slightly more deteriorated, he hasn't ridden it in years, if it were uncovered it would be a pile of rust by now
i know its not a cb550 in your picture

>>28883273
>>28883281
>>28883290
>>28883296
paint the fairing black

or

paint the tank white

>>28883297
Is that a real bike or am I looking at AI slop?

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>>28883333
you may not have that old coot's cb550 but at least you have impressive digits

>>28882720
fully worth it tho imo lad
the country may be economically a shithole, socially a shithole, mentally a shithole, a literal drain on positivity and productivity

but my fucking GOD do we have some of the best roads for biking (when theyre repaired) and you quite literally cannot beat a good summers day here
idc what euros or americoons say, we have some of the lowest lows, but by far the highest highs

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>>28883335
Why? I like how it is.

>>28883343
well i don't, so you have to change it to meet my standards!

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>>28883297
Dangerously based.

>>28883343
The fairing doesn't match the tank and looks like an add-on. If it was my bike I'd paint it black to match the tail. But you do you, my good man.

>>28883353
NTA, but I like the white front
every single one within 150 miles of me is black on black, so boring

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>>28883345
>>28883353
Ok! Thank you

>>28883354
All black is fucking lame boomer tier

>>28883357
but the tank is red tho

>>28883355
be brave and paint the fairing bright pink

>>28882002
>Pirsig is an idiot and that book isn't actually about motorcycles,
He is also nasty to his friends and his son at every opportunity. Consorted with foreign demon worshippers and went crazy.

Phaedrus, Phaedrus, Phaedrus; blah, blah, blah.

>>28883342
It must be great riding your bike on the one day of the year when it doesn't rain in the UK.

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>>28883362
I cant paint anything. I'm very poor :(

>>28883367
that's a beautiful image tho.

i just think the white fairing looks like it's unfinished. if the tank was also white then it would look ok but it looks like you've added or replaced the fairing after a crash or something. just my 2cents.
maybe you could wear a white helmet to bring it all together.

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>>28883369
Man. Thats a lot to read.

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990 Duke
>Super cool, 10/10 would ride.
990 RC R
>Gay fag bike Piss twin.

Okay.

>>28882811
>How come >60% of the bikes I saw were a GS. It's insane how many there are out there.
I kind of wish I had this problem. Florida is 80% Harley, 19.9% sport bikes, 0.1% other bikes. I see cubs for sale, so they exist in theory, but I think I'm the only person riding one regularly.

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Luv me bike, simple as.
Tomorrow I'm taking the 2 stroke to work, it was not happy about sitting idle for a couple of months, smokes like all hell.

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>>28883075
Pic related was reported around when the "maintenance" happened.

>>28883395
Pure coincidence.

>>28883395
Higher gas prices are a small price to pay for dead kikes

>>28883399
Wdym?

>>28883337
It's real and it's awesome
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBbskqcgs_o

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Hello from NJ

>>28883544
Hi

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>>28883297
mo cylinders, mo betta.

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Why do americans ride those pathetic mopeds and call them bikes? We have clowns cosplaying american riders in EU and it's the funniest shit you see whole day if you meet one. Luckily half of them get removed from the streets on their first police control because those mopeds can't be ridden appropriately for the 2026 standards.

>>28883052
Thanks, ill stay now. Cute boxy foot girl btw.

>>28883610
VROOM VROOM JERRY

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>>28883610
HYB

>>28883610
>Luckily half of them get removed from the streets on their first police control because those mopeds can't be ridden appropriately for the 2026 standards.
gotta be zooming around like a frantic retard with no money huh, no chance in fuck you just C R U I S E. gotta be first, cant be overtaken, huh you little fruitcake

>>28882920
good morning shooms

>>28883212
Why would you trade an Harley icon for a shitty new one? Just keep it or sell it IMO

>>28883212
They definitely do not have your best interests in mind. No dealer ever will when it comes to trade-ins. Dealers are only slightly less scummy than pawn shops in this regard.

>>28883355
Very lovely pan am. Don't ruin your bike by painting it stupid colours.

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>>28883658
I dont think i have any frens left here on deebeetees bros
No more shoomerwife
No more shoomer life because od the pinbyk incident
Its looking like surgery time fellas
Idk
Is it time to retire from twisting my wrist?
Or do i have to wait this season out and pray the pain away bros
I cant really grip shit at all with my dominant hand still bros
It always looks like im holding teacups with my pinbky sticking out bros
Cursed thubms was enough
Not like this
NOT LIKE THIS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOOD MORNING SIRS

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It's really been three years now since I started riding, wtf

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>>28883742
>i have any frens left here on
Senpai?

>>28883767
I started in 1999. It's hard to accept that much time has gone by.

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>>28883772
I'm not that old yet but I'll be there eventually and it'll feel like a few months passed. When I have kids, I just know they're going to grow up way too fast.

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I always keep big Bertha on the trickle charger but it still ended up needing a battery after two and half years.

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>>28883769
All ny ferns turned into anonymouse shitposters that trolololo me in the same sentence of guaranteed replies
MY OTHER BROS FOUND A TEXAN SHOOMERWIFE
fuck
Idk the whole being disabled for life- again, really weighing in on my perception of anime and egirls

>>28883772
I thibk most deebeetees werent even spermatozoas during that year

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>>28883742
wish u get better quick man and don't forget there is always hope
>>28883767
we have had some good times here bro
the zx14r is looking great

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>>28883814
>hope
>hope in your thubms shoomers
>hope the surgery time doesnt include MAID for organ harvesting
If only you knew how bad things really were in this gulag

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>Buy bottle of SS-8 for my viffer yesterday
>Find an unopened one I bought at the end of the season today

>>28881966
Getting a new 125cc today and it says to not ride at prolonged periods of time at more than 1/3rd throttle during the first 500km. What kind of wording is this? 1/3 throttle at first gets me to like 5k rpm. And how the fuck am I supposed to keep up with traffic, even as a non American, at 1/3d throttle?

>>28883853
Didn't mean to quote lol

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>>28883853
You can either listen to them for a break in period or ring it out like an itallian stallion
Up 2 u bros

Or just commute eternally in high gewr for 500kms

>>28883863
With my commute that'll be in 70 days... And then I graduate to being able to use 1/2 throttle for the remaining 500km of the break in period...

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>>28881940
>buy bike last spring
>carboomerated instead of injected
>afr unstable and frequently rich
>put off rebuilding the carbs
>ride it like that all last year
>nice day tomorrow so good day for maintenance
>notice intake boot not fully seated
>fix it
>afr problems fixed
you have to be fucking kidding me, I feel like an idiot

>>28883868
Don't break in your bike by commuting, the heat cycling without extensive mileage is bad for break in, find yourself a good day where you can ride all day before actually using the bike for commute. What you do is ride at 0-33% throttle and rpm for 500km with occasional bursts up to 50%, after that do another 500km 0-50% throttle with bursts to 75%, change oil, warm up the bike properly, go 50% rpm in gear 1, then go full stallion 100% wot in gear 2 to redline then redline gear 3

>>28883913
Step 1. Warm up bike
Step 2. Fuckin' give'r, wa.

>>28883932
>piston rings
>"boss I just woke up I can't yet I need to get ready"

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>>28883944
>Throttle-bodies

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>>28883742
you'll find your Yamagirl this year, don't worry

>>28883932
>40 degrees f outside
>start bike up
>immediately WOT for 30 seconds
>it's a 600 supersport with an unsilenced slash cut Austin Racing can with no tune so it's running lean all the time

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>>28883742
Straighten up, little shoomer
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin' about?
You got me

you really need to get that fingie checked tho, and don't let the canadian doctors talk you into KYS please

>>28883212
How much are you looking to get for the vrod?

>>28883989
Bike women are way fucking hotter in full, form-fitting leathers.
I'll never understand what gooner-zoomers have with dumb sluts in yoga pants and half a shirt on two wheels. It just screams the bike equivalent to pavement princesses.

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>replaced front drum brake set up with hydraulic disc
>old set up used pic rel for brake light switch

can i simply cut the "button" end off and wire up two connectors for the brake light switch?

>wait 6 months for snows to melt so i can take burger king to the roads
>jews and his orange goy slave start a fucking war
>gas prices skyrocket
thanks a lot, fucking ameridumbs, i hate you and your jewish overlords

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>>28884071
expensive gas = fewer cagers
you’re welcome

>>28884062
It's just a wire, you can.

>>28884059
The thought of her crashing it and either not being able to be a whore anymore because she's covered in scars or just straight up fucking dying is what gives me an erection

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>>28883707
Thanks boo :*

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>>28884082
thanks anon, i wanted to make sure because ive an awful habit of fucking wrecking things with my stupidity

>>28884045
Yo 10/10 post.

>>28884085
You need god in your life.

Think I'll ride down to outer banks after I finish my coffee and breakfast Sammy.
Maybe I'll take some cute selfies with a lighthouse

I've probably asked about bikes a dozen times over the past 5 years but I'm finally going to pick up a KLR650 for $2000 this weekend. It's insane how expensive these were just a couple years ago

>>28884111
cause its shit and nobody want it anymore
just go buy transalp like good boy
or tenere if you are a bad boy
or 800de if you are a-

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Unicycle mode

>>28884117
I'm a bike virgin. I've never had a seat under my ballsack

>>28884117
--Suzuki fan. I wish I could say the DE was the hipster choice, but it's not even that different next to those 2 bikes. Suzuki's marketing dept just doesn't give a shit about their motorcycles in NA/EU.

>>28884138
i mean you really have to ask yourself if you are going to ride off-road at all (the answer is it doesnt matter, you can ride to starbucks in dirt bikes all you want)
still if you are buying 2k KLR then its probably some clapped out older one (it probably still run fine cause these thing can run forever)
but hope you are not a wrenchlet cause you probably will have to fix something
at least I guess you arent buying chinese
so you can at least sell it and swap to something else when you realized if that aint the bike

>>28884140
I enjoyed my zukies

>>28884158
hey how is 2005?

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>>28884159
Cheap gas and gonna get a new home loan without credit check

>>28883791
I though trickle chargers were bad for your battery

>>28884164
Obvious troll is Obvious

Damn this thread is pretty dead. It's the spring equinox guys, get out there and ride

>>28884166
Why, you're not.

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>>28884104

I’m baking, please be patient