why is maga like this?
Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore.
>>526494696Yes, but the handover of territories should be fair and mutual. How about U.S.A. gets Greenland, keeps what it got from Russians and returns all territories formerly held by Spain, France, Britain, Netherlands and Sweden? And those tiny islands in Caribbean to Denmark too.
>>526494696wonder how Rubio and Vance feel about being in that pic, should have their kneepads on
It's a good deal but the thing is that you won't leave us alone forever. You'll put your stinking little paws wherever your jewish masters tell you to.
>>526494696nato was always useless except for your stupid wars for jewish interests
Here's my pitch to Americans: send Trump to a nursing home, imprison Musk and distribute his money to the people, and declare AIPAC a domestic terrorist organization.
Why's milk half the price from last year if the cows all diedIs trump trying to stop the government cheese
>>526493529cows learnt to use tools, so its incrased efficiency
>>526493529Google Bovaer and you'll find out well.
>>526494112>Lol>>You don't door dash, brownYou know they give you the oldest, moldiest shit, right?Buy your non-perishables and have the mud people deliver them. okay.If your women do not follow instructions, you are not civilized. No half stepping!
>>526497727Why would I trust those committed to my death?
>>526493529shit 1.99 here for the gal
Europeans admit they were house negros for America then America decided Europe needed to work out in the fields so now they are chimping out
>>526498200https://x.com/clashreport/status/2013614742531678672
>>526494671The “traitor” narrative comes near exclusively from selfish boomer retards because they were the last generation Canada actually provided something for. Look at any social media page where everyone is hating on Trump or LARPing as wannabe geurilla fighters in the US annexation; it’s all out of touch geriatric faggots that watched their country go to ruin and are wondering why the younger generation would rather join a superpower than become a colony of India or China.
>>526493510it bugs me that he used multiple us flags for alaska, canada, greenland and the us instead of one giant us flag to show entire thing is america.
OmgTrump will takeover canadaBetter send all our military to Greenland. Those two dogsleds could use an extra tuque or two.
>>526494320I don't think you realize how many of us would side with America and concentrate you once you inevitably lose in a matter of hours. You are testing out patience and you know you will get your shit kicked in hard af
>>526494092Fuck no! They get the fenian fate.
Send him to defend Iceland
>>526495855anders is a political prisoner. free him.
he did nothing wrong
>>526495855Send him to fucking Manhattan
>>526495926at least he's not a bitch like you memeflaggot
>>526495855He's a resistance fighter. I don't see how some people say Hamas is based but Anders Breivik isn't.
Why is every Canadian so brown these days? I haven't met a white canadian on pol for years at this point
>>526497111lose some weight nigger
>WW3 over Greenland
>>526497498This timeline gets sillier with each passing day
>>526497706what if we all actually died during COVID, and the afterlife is just jumping to progressively more gay and stupid timelines.
EU-INC IS COMING- Register an EU-inc company within 48h, fully online - Simple set of similar rules, all across the union- Integrated trading, post-trading, and asset management
I can not thank the perfidious yanks enough for making Europe great again with their retarded foreign policy.Damn, it feels good to be European.
>>526497003We must give Trump the Charlemagne Prize, with haste. I hope for a third term.
GOOGLE IS BUILDING AI AGENT PAYMENT PROTOCOL ON ETHEREUMTHE FUTURE OF PAYMENTS IS HEREBINGOTHIS IS WHY TRUMP SUDDENLY TURNED PRO-CRYPTO
>>526496279XRP already won.
>>526496279No. The reason Trump turned crypto is because he owns the largest crypto mining company in the US. It’s in Texas. Don jr runs it. It’s making million a day.
>>526497097The only non grift is XRP.No one makes money off using it. You actually lose a bit when using it, ever so much, prevents spam.Limited supply. Everything else is garbage shit with vested interests making money every time you use it.
>>526497348XRP is literally just a centralized WEF CBDC for increasing kike control Monero is the only real cryptocurrency
>>526497510I was in BTC very very very early for the reason that Monero is now being popularized.It's all well and good. But it's not going to be used by the small business that gets raped with 3% charges on everything they sell.The payment processing racket is the biggest thing holding back small businesses. Large corporations pay rates less than .5% and if you are small you pay 3%.Then the points are paid out in gift cards to major corporations using their own money.Silver and cash are better versions of Monero. But the world where a business uses an anonymous payment system with no traceability is never going to come lad.XRP allows P2P payment, at no cost, and NO ONE EVEN MAKES MONEY when you do it. It has a worldwide network.It's not that I trust or care about Ripple, but they are the only major operation giving you an actual service that will greatly benefit anyone that switches to using it.I personally paid $50,000 to BoA and Visa/MC last year. They DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT THAT'S MY MONEY.Ripple/XRP are a great move forward that actually benefits every person that uses it.Everything online is already tracked 100%. It's just cheaper and doesn't pay a bank a middle cut for doing jack shit.
>people hold "No Kings" protests>starts doing king shit
>>526497829@grok is this real??
Ahh I remember these AI election memes. These were great. Anyone have more?
>>526498016muh keys
Lmao, Donny just got destroyed. It's over for MIGA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sqsvcZJ2w
lol
>>526495962Por favor, Donal Tron...
>>526495962Saved
>>526495962Lol and kek
sneed
New whiteness map, right here.
>>526494515piss
>>526495791Why is canada so poor?
>>526494239triple digit IQ
>>526494381no way any of these guys paid 1 billion lol
>>526493405Source?
I am on the floor laughing so hard that i have a stomachache right now.
keked and saved
>>526497146kek that's a good one
>>526497522i have to give you credit bulgarian anon, gave me a hearty chuckle damn thats funny shit.
>>526497146based and keked
he should turn it downit's what he would have wanted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ5GqPt6GUY&t=214sThat's the future for those that won't be holy!
https://www.lemonde.fr/economie/live/2026/01/20/en-direct-a-davos-le-premier-ministre-du-canada-redit-que-son-pays-soutient-fermement-le-groenland-et-le-danemark_6663326_3234.html>The European Parliament has decided to suspend the process of ratifying the trade agreement between the European Union (EU) and the United States, following the latest threats from Donald Trump, the main political groups confirmed on Tuesday.
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>>526486503Clubbing is honestly pretty shit. The music these days is absolute trash, can't dance to it. Back in the day clubs had music that wasn't soulless. 70s had disco, 80s had synth-pop, 90s had eurodance. Even 2000s still had some decent danceable tunes. Now it's just rap crap and shit made to be played at clothing stores.
>>526492579I don't go clubbing but when my friends drag me out, because they want to spend time with me, I try to enjoy myself as much as I can, because of two reasons: the next time we meet it's going to be at my garage and we'll do what I want and they have to put up with my shit, but secondly, while I'm out with them I don't want to ruin their fun by acting like a killjoy. It's clear as day that Nick doesn't have adult male friends that he hangs out with, otherwise he wouldn't act like a fucking retard in public. You do things for them that you don't particularly enjoy, but they'll do the same for you in return.
>>526490430I fell for it.
>>526486503
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I've seen Dirlewanger getting memed on here for years now but I only now really read about him. You guys only love this guy ironically right? You don't actually admire him?
>>526492740Dirlewanger is safe edgy and anti-whitePeter Scully is true edgy and anti-brown
>>526492740he was executed without a trial therefore de jure he is innocent thus he did nothing wrong
>>526497612yikes
>>526497612he actually was smuggled out by americhads and was part of operation paperclip. he founded delta force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zKqmbcQbks