/pol/ humor thread
>>524278395I think a lot of this would be solved if they changed their ethnicities with AI, makeup or CGI. That way everyone gets what they want.
>>524277078Bottom right
>>524276963Haha, ihr armseligen Rassisten bringt mich mit euren politisch motivierten Beiträgen immer wieder zum Lachen.Seid doch mal ehrlich, die meisten People of Color sind um Längen sexier als eure weißen Nachkommen es je sein werden. Kommt mal klar, ihr Loser.
>>524277078Grampa save me please.>Clint Malarchuk, a Buffalo Sabres goalie, whose carotid artery and jugular vein were slashed by a skate in 1989, saved by trainer Jim Pizzutelli (a Vietnam combat medic) applying immediate pressure until doctors arrived, allowing him to return to play weeks later.
>>524278391Round house kick Harvey Weinstein into Gauntanomo Bay to get spitroasted by Latin Kings and ISIS with extra large magnum dicks while also getting Abu Ghraibed at a CIA black site while also getting Havana syndromed while also getting bottom surgeried by imprisoned Iranian surgeons and then triple spit roasted all over again.
Canada must be destroyed. Here is WHY:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ7rscw4-joThey are not doing anything with their northern territories, and their indifference has now become a security and an economic hazard to the United States of America and for extension, the world. Only 100 thousand people live there and they have no right to vote or to be represented. They are oppressed under the barbaric canadian yoke, and canadians are too busy smoking crack and exporting phentanyl down the southern bother to do anything about it. Canada is a sorry excuse for a state that must be conquered sooner or later, as correctly predicted by the founding fathers back in 1776. The last time Canada was going to be conquered, the USA got preoccupied with civil war. Then, it was the world wars. Then, the cold war. America truly never had the time to finally solve the canadian question.What Monsieur Z, a leftist, proposes is rather merciful to the canadians. It lets them keep the whole lot of their land while only losing their North Pole territories, which are joined with the state of Alaska. I'd vouch for the complete conquest and humiliation of Canada, with canadians resignated into living in abject poverty in Vancouver and Toronto alongside all the asians they have imported and phentanyl zombies since they like immigrants and drugs so much. >but canadians will just add democrat votersOnly the northern territories should be annexed to Alaska (a republican state), the indians can have the rest. 100 thousand voters in Alaska won't change its political composition.
>>524275829https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/07/trump-us-census-excludes-undocumented-immigrantsI guess we'll find out in the next census.
>>524275664Elbows up until the last canadian, anon.Boomers voted for young folks to pay for their fair share, and we have to uphold the boomer firm handshake, if new canadians are living 20 to a house, canadians need to live 40 to a house.If canadians cant afford to have famalies, we just have to pay new Canadians to have more babies and make canadians pay for it.Think of the pensions, anon. Elbows up, forever.The next trick to save the economy, and muh gdp is obviously to have all the white peopme get blown up by drones, so elbows up.
>>524270122I'd also take Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Manitoba going independent. Maybe certain parts of BC. They'd be able to do what they currently aren't represented to do between Ontario, and Quebec. Why 4 cities can hold all electoral power in that country baffles me.
>>524275664Canada deserves destruction. There is no use for the carrot, for far too long these western developed "allies" have mocked the sacrifices America commits for their sake. They need a brutal, fluid and necessary punishment. This punishment does not require military action, yet. It can be undertaken through sheer indifference to the canadian authority, as americans have done repeatedly during the 19th century to Hudson Bay and indian land. American settlers and government contractors must simply move in, begin working to establish infrastructure ties to Alaska, and if Canada opposes itself, it should be met with indifference.
>>524272089>>524274709You guys are dumb as fuck(surprising I know) it was going to be a funny fanfic of me and a polar bear but I gave up on it because you wouldn't get it anyway
Today we celebrate the birth of the son of God. He was born on December 25th, and later he died and was resurrected. Happy Birthday Horus
The Festival of Isis is held on March 23 (69 Day)
>>524277067There is also a fertility festival during that week called "The Raising of the Skirts"
Thoth is best, can't change my mind
>>524276514Whose sins did he die for?
>>524276514HBD Lemminkäinen
JD Vance will be the 48th President of the United States of America. You may pre-cope and pre-seethe now.
>a pupper of Peter Thiel becoming presidentOh boy I can't fucking wait.
>>524277505He's too pudgy and weird looking to win the presidency and besides, Trump is going to fuck up the US economy so badly the Republicans will get steamrolled.
>>524277505Will all the Indians vote for him since his wife/kids are Indian, do they have that kind of loyalty or are they incels that would be upset at his wife for race mixing?
>>524278465I genuinely think Trump is the last boomer president, on either side. People are just done in general with boomers and don't really want another 80 year old president.
>>524278525>>524278635>>524278682>>524278707>>524279281I'm open to alternatives to Vance, do you have any?
Sending innocent people to the worst prison ever created is something in a Lovecraftian horror this is not what we should strive for in a civilized society
SHOTS FIRED AT NAKATOMI PLAZA, LOS ANGELES, POSSIBLE HOSTAGE SITUATION
>>524277347Telkku kolmoselle nyymi.
>>524270912Schnellenpoopen
>>524267630>NAKATOMI PLAZA . . . LOS ANGELES1) A plaza is a flat area with buildings around it2) Nakatomi is Japanese 3) Los Angeles is MexicanI am not sure that any shots could exist in a place that is clearly a fiction. On /pol/, OP Faggot, we have a 4 body rule. All four bodies must be dead, INJURIES DO NOT COUNT. Take your post to another board until you craft a more appropriate post.
>>524269580>You posted this too earlyare you saying he knew ahead of time?
>>524269736>Hans, booby.
None, because they can't do it anyway.
>Justice Dept. Says It Has Found Over a Million More Epstein Documentslol?https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12/24/us/trump-news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awmi6GcMih0he starts off with "war on terror" but then goes into "super AI surveillence system" and "one world digital ID israel" and "endless proxy wars" to the anti christ and return of jesus.Is he giga black pilled or just a load of rubbish?
>>524278623Bro nobody is talking about you, relax.
>>524277844They should have kept the 2 step process, spam flooded back in when that was relaxed..They should have also made it harder.
>>524276106It's sort of true - only the Lord God almighty knows for sure when Jesus will return; it's not possible for humans to guess or theorise like this guy is doing - though there will be signs of His coming, which are there if you know how to look for them. The bible reveals them to us more fully.Notice how this man casually brushes over the the fact that this will lead to return of the Lord, Jesus Christ - this stance can be a huge red flag, either you believe it and have some serious soul-searching to do, or you don't believe it so then it doesn't matter and isn't worth doing a video on....
>>524276106We can fix it by getting rid of the jews and non-whites including the one in that video.
>>524278079If the game theory simulation are anything to go by, assuming further growth of AI integrations, in 10-20 rounds AI has eliminated the "elites". They are competition.Had an AI write lyrics about it, don't ask me why it chose Gregorian masshttps://suno.com/playlist/a7338483-7209-44e1-894f-4a885d9e41a9
Marco Rubio is denying these retarded NGO's entry into the USA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>meme flags will be ignored"Announcement of Actions to Combat the Global Censorship-Industrial Complex"The State Department is taking decisive action against five individuals who have led organized efforts to coerce American platforms to censor, demonetize, and suppress American viewpoints they oppose. These radical activists and weaponized NGOs have advanced censorship crackdowns by foreign states—in each case targeting American speakers and American companies. As such, I have determined that their entry, presence, or activities in the United States have potentially serious adverse foreign policy consequences for the United States. Based on these determinations, the Department has taken steps to impose visa restrictions on agents of the global censorship-industrial complex who, as a result, will be generally barred from entering the United States. Further, based on the foreign policy determination, the Department of Homeland Security can initiate removal proceedings against certain individuals pursuant to INA section 237(a)(4)(C), which renders such individuals deportable.
>>524276855lol
>>524277310I am not pro demratsMarco is just the RINO plant in the adminbut ubnderstood if he keeps being a rat he gets catted
>>524277549You don't live here. Who cares what you think.
>>524276757Hope he sees your posts bro
>>524278826
Or else we’re ALL GOING TO JAIL!
>>524276581Nothing. The redactions exploit was limited and produced a nothingburger
>>524275847>That thing you caught us doing illegally...>Stop looking at it!
>>524275847
>>524276387Thank you anon. I will tongue your anus
>>524275847where did I hear same drivel before.. ooh right, during covid
Maybe don't vote for someone who is in the epstein files?
merry Christmas Germany-cat anon
Stacy Plasket was texting Epstein during a congressional hearing when he was a convict. James Comey and his daughter.
>>524277932im vooootingstfu retard its over
>>524277932You can play one degree of separation between Epstein and every political party in the west.So yeah, the system works I guess.
>>524277932>Maybe don't vote for someone who is in the epstein files?As if that option is available to us.
Merry Christmas, my friends, including Israel!
>>524278285merry christmas anon
>>524278285You have no friends, op
>>524278539Grinch leave
>>524278285Merry christmas and happy hanukkah
>>524278800I am worse
Reminder this holiday season that the Christmas songs on the left were written by Jewish songwriters in the 1940s-50s to deceive you and lead you astray from Christ and into atheism and mindless consumerism. God bless.
>>524278207Not a christcuck, but I've always wondered why a lot of them sound like an old negro spiritual. This makes a lot of sense.
Im not a Christcuck either but the songs on the right are far superior
Wait till you find out who wrote the Bible and see the early life section of Christ
>here is one of those fishing boats I was telling you about
>>524277656The only crime in war, is losing.
>>524277656Cuck
>>524278076ok, well post videos of that then
>>5242784343 in 1
>>524277656I'll war crime you.
How does DEI CIA intelligence and useless Hohols keep killing top Russian generals?
>>524278341Why are you mad?>>524278473Jews were never white either
>>524276368Russian general dies: general diedRussian general gets killed: top general diedlmao
>>524278752>Jews were never white eitherCorrect. Guess who else?
>>524278732Everyone is a Generalit's called generalizing, you retard.Go back 2 skuwl dumb dumb caca brains
>>524278914That's okay. Association with whites is reputation harming.
Epstein was a pretty cool guy.
>>524276583WTF it isn't Epstain?!!?
>>524276541have one underaged girl, have two.
>>524276346that's anthony bourdain tho
>>524276346Taken a lot of photos for the time period. Back then the average person posed for a photo like 3x per year, so he was probably a narcissist
*iphone notification 2007 sound* Yall came in for the sauce
Christmas is Palestinian.
>>524277486If C.S. Lewis can write Christmas in Narnia, we can have it too, faggot.
>>524277486>Modern christmas is pagan idolatry and borderline blasphemyyou speak like a Phariseequestionis this pic related new information to you?
>>524277607>most esoteric scriptural reference you can possibly find to explain away Christianity.Nonetheless, I was referring to how Christmas might be a continuation of the celebration of Mithra's birth (Persian) and/or celebration of Saturnalia (Roman).It's not really a big deal to me.Human beings need these annual festivities during certain times of the year. It's one of the things still around that is actually good for broader society, regardless of whatever the historical facts might beNever change /pol/>MohammadAnyone who has studied esotericism and the occult could have figured out the Muhammad never existed. All the numbers behind Islam are overtly occult/Masonic, alchemical, etc. Whatever.
>>524276575>Christians must stop worshiping the Synagogue of Satan and worship muh moon god Pagans. Not gonna happen. I worship only the Triune God of Moses and Abraham
>>524276575Arab shitskin coloniser have absolutely nothing in common with the ancient people which once lived there.
Which way, White man?
>>524278779Set them both on fire and hold your nigger head in the flames
KJV Bible
>>524278779Throw both into a bonfire >>524279025Throw that in too
>>524278779> get you in heaven> get you in hellyour choice>>524278929moron>>524278968Islam was created by jews and demons>>524279071tranny kike pajeet
>>524278779KJV
so why didnt the left release the epstein files when they had the power and control of the gov? why wait still orange man is in office?they could have gotten an easy elimination of orange man and never even suffered him in 2016 2020 and 2024...
>>524278753The party actively pushing for MAP rights can’t condemn pedos too hard since they’re about to be next generations gay/trans.
