>Quick RundownBeryl is a bat out of hell, a cat 4 and is rapidly intensifying. There is much uncertainty in the path given that much of it is dependent on intensity. Well, this has blown every model out of the water in terms of intensity. What does this mean? Well, the more intense it is, the more it will feel the upper steering currents pushing it northerly. This would imply a stronger storm would be more northern and thus more of a threat for the GOM. Otherwise, it has little in its way now and should make impact with the Grenades in the next 24 hours. Further out it's more uncertain than in other situations.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane
>>472777931Not politically incorrect nig
>>472778081Suicide time(for you)
>>472778081We have this general every single year newfag
>>472777931>Mexiconothingburger
>>472778081
If I live in Houston are there any chances I'll get fucked by this?
>>472778231Go back to r/homo
>>472777931>should make impact with the Grenades in the next 24 hours.Pretttty sure we're well past that now.
>>472777931https://www.youtube.com/live/uUeKdjCmpx8?si=yVJduvL_L3dvNHHB
>>472778391Fuck off loser
This thing looking mean right nowCalling 160mph 939 next advisory
>>472778448Well it was taken from an old general, everything else though still remains true
>>472778081you're on 4chan, you're amongst the internets most autistic, of course this is political you nog. its going to create another global response to save your kind. now fuck off back to /uhg/ or /chug/ you fucking homo
>>472778081>you
>>472777333>>472776143>>472777592Lemme know what you guys think, first time posting OC.
>>472778453Another link to (same) live stream with real time tracking and updates:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUeKdjCmpx8
>>472777931Leviathan is awakening.
>>472778752very nice
>>472778752Reposted with loop
>>472778752You win one Anna.
>>472778950Better, thanks.
>>472777931Previous>>472749295
>>472778950>>472778859
>>472778081It is political because the hurricane is sent to destroy the new Jewish president of Mexico.
Live stream damage reporting from Bequia, St. Vincent and the Grenadineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-KxDmcb00
>>472777931Mexico is gonna get fucked. This is punishment from god from allowing so many niggers and pajeets into the U.S.
>>472779447We don't know if it'll slam into mexico or go north at this point, storm is very intense.
>>472778081N I G G E RIGGER
EPS spread is increasing with more members north of Jamacia.
>>472779503i know you're a dumb larping nigger, but the yucatan peninsula is mexico
>>472779503If it hits Texas, it’s a definitive sign that God is angry at Texas with providing the red heifers to Israel to artificially accelerate the rebuilding of the 3rd temple.
>>472779797No one cares about the southern tip of Texas. This storm isn't news unless it steers northward into coontown.
>>472779793yeah, I'm saying it is still possible it goes north and just goes through the Yucatan Channel.
>>472778368make sure you're out state when this thing lands. you'll thank me later.
>>472779896HWRF has it only clipping the corner of the Yucatan and then getting back to 946mb out in the gulf.
>>472779879If it hits coontown, it’s a sign from god that he is angry at the nigger Hamites for being such a strain on humanity.
Update from where Brandon Clement was live streaming from Carriacou landfall earlierhttps://x.com/bclemms/status/1807861735916790110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihE67OriiN4
>>472780023Well, we're dealing with Ian levels of uncertainty here. And it's even worse because it's so intensity biased, and the global models (all of them) are over pressure about 30MB on initial which is a major fuck up.
https://x.com/dominickmatthew/status/1807850263174066472
>>472778368Allison fucked you if you couldn't swimRita fucked you if you tried to leaveIke fucked you if you didn't leaveHarvey fucked everyone
>>472781136
I'm liking where this outlier is trendinghttps://www.weathernerds.org/tc_guidance/storm.html?tcid=AL96
>>472780353what makes this dirty little slut so unpredictable
>>472781237>>472781136i-it's an anus????? What did Beryl mean by this?
>>472778081kill yourself niggerfaggot.
>>472781245
Latest Monday 18z spaghetti models
>>472781903>those spaghetti models starting to track towards louisianaIt's too fucking early to have to deal with hurricanes here man, fuck this shit better go to mexico.
>>472781903That one scares me
Praying for U.S. landfall.
Berylchan is sad, hopefully she gets some energy in the next couple days to perk her up.
>>472778081As a nolafag I can promise you it's political
>>472781903Ooh yeah, starting to look a bit more juicy.Imagine if this fucker trends properly north and just intensifies over the gulf without getting hindered by scraping along the coast.Total Louisiana nigger apocalypse incoming at cat 5++ giga storm.
>>472778555Trip 5s for cat 5
>>472782173I'm a metairiefag myself, are you ready for hurricane season? I already got gas for my generator and 2 window units just in case. I mean fuck, the power outages in the area have been awful lately and not even from hurricanes. If we even get the outskirts of a hurricane again the whole fucking grid is gonna go down again.
>>472779734Goodbye tampa, its time.
>>472779057kek
>>472781245TTD
>>472778081You seem new here. Fuck off for a few more years before posting, nigger faggot retard. And also kill yourself
>>472782741who is steering that thing?!
>>472782607The nigger apocalypse will happen when haiti gets 50 inches of rain.
>bump
>>472782103not nice
>>472782741ROLLING FOR TTD
>>472783563
>>472779503The stronger the storm the more north it will go. Possibly affecting southern texas
>>472783834rolling for death digits
Barrel is starting to look insane, with Recon nowhere to be seen
>>472777931Nigger go to cyclocane.com instead of clicking all those damn links
>>472783922why is that
my cat stands at the ready.. waiting.. watching.. all is clear here.. no signs of trouble.. yet.
>>472784434is it a cat 4 or a cat 5
>>4727845094 cats and a chance of rain!
>>472783834Why do you hate Tampa so much?
>>472782141Bless Berylchan, may the gods steer her course to Mexico.
>>472784572t. Tampafag
>>472784599she's BBC only
https://x.com/bclemms/status/1807861735916790110
>>472778081You obviously don’t remember the 3 gorges damn threads that were spammed here for years. It turns out large scale natural disasters are inherently political.>>472784654Kys. Berylchan only likes BWC.
CAM ON NHCRELEASE A NEW ADVISORY
>>472784695a new sky light!! free install!!
>>472784555checked
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
Eye looks a bit better defined on the last few GOES images
>>472784285>cyclocane.comgarbage site
>>472784860so why did she go to islands that are 95%+ blackshe definitely is BBC only
>Not C5Pathetic
>>472785198Less wobble. Eye is nearly perfect now. Shes goin buzzsaw.
Still a cat 4. Literal nothingburger
>>472785161Go back to India
Still 150 mph
>>472784434nice pusy
>>472785414No recon flight, they cant tell right now. Its probably cat5
>>472785267Because she hates niggers. She’s punishing the tribe of Ham.
>>472784434name?
Main Street in Hillsborough, Carriacou Island https://x.com/jpetramala/status/1807879154333016138
>>472785468>>472784509dankehe is something else. he is a cat 5 every damn day
>>472785555checked F1 Savannah
>>472785161Go shit on another street, Beryl is BBC only>>472785517Proof she hates niggers? She's getting a train full of niggers run on her. BERYL IS BBC ONLY
>>472778081Sticky mother fucker.Did you read it?
>>472785565that sucks, but have seen it before..
>>472777931>Weather Man Pool Noddles Show Us The Way>Tell Us What City Gets Blown Today!Fellow Floridians, sound off! What's in the grill for this round? Might get a steak this time around if the bitch hits Texas. Though it's looking like Mexico is about to drown.
>>472778752Looks more like the Unibomber to me.
>>472785414New Cone
>>472785672arooooooooo steak does sound good.what will you be having with it? i was thinking asparagus and baked potatoes
>>472785565Hillsborough is the county that Tampa is located in.I think we just got confirmation that a Category 5 shit-wrecker is going to strike Tampa Bay in 2024.
>>472777931Oh no my home country is yet again in danger... Aaanyway
>>472785752>direct path to tulumLiterally nothing of value will be lost
any predicted storm surges
>>472785821I'm having a Hingry Man boneless fried chicken with mashed potatoes and corn with a nice little brownie. Now pkeqse kneel.
>>472786046those hungry mans got me through some tough times. never sleep on the hungry man meal
>>472785821>>472786046Also teach me how to spell.
>>472785565The twist is that pic was taken yesterday.....
Anticylonic spiral in the low-level clouds in the eye of Berylhttps://x.com/AndyHazelton/status/1807881588610343151
>>472786104I unironically do enjoy them. Have one when usually when I don't feel like cooking.
>>472781916>pink goes to New OrleansYessss... Drown the cajun niggers some more. Make them swim with the crawdads!
>>472786136i am waiting for grill parts to arrive. my grill pictured is 10 years old now and one of the burner tubes needed replacing, and the ignitor was bad. literally waiting on the parts to arrive any minute. and then its fucking on. doing a steak and grilled veggies
>>472786284How do you make a .webm from that site?I've been struggling to get 3 or 4 frame gifs under the 4MB limit.
>>472784434The kot is ready. Better fuel it with some fish.
>>472786487Record the loop with OBS and then crop the video in the software I use to render as a webm (vidcoder)
>>472786561Ah fair play
>>472786335I wish my grill lasted that long. Mine lasted about 5 but it wasn't the best and it was a birthday present so I won't complain too much about it.
>>472786512he can swim like a fish. he jumps in the pool after his ball. i shit you not.
>>472785821Asparagus seasoned with a garlic sauce does sound like it would compliment it very well. Good choice!
>>472786712He is a handsome kot. May he be blessed with many fishes.
>>472786646i had to use sos pads on it this weekend to clean it up a bit. got some new ceramic briquettes and cleaned it out. found all the parts on ebay for it cheap. you gotta love ebay. >>472786758mmm glorious
>>472784695Finally got the raw video out of the direct hit landfall on Carriacouhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ce0TUdiGc
I live in Houston should I prepare
spicy
>>472785909God gave instructions to destroy Hillsborough, beryl obeys.
>>472787126Come on over and we can charge our crystals just in case.
W E A T H E R CO N T R O L T H R E A D
>>472787307that is pretty picture perfect
>>472787307Those barbs...
They name these things human names because they are their own created entities. "INVEST" doesn't mean investigate, it literally means 'investment" in the conditions to create a sustainable rotation.
>>472787023thank you anon, he has been a handful but i love him. never seen a cat with a 13 foot vertical or be able to run sideways on the walls. sideways. think about that.. i did not sleep for the first 2 years of his life. >pic attachedif you know you know
>>472787101God I wish that were me>>472777453Seems like the meme/trend is universal
Benadryl Beryl needs to go north
>>472788259whats in that shit?
Can Beryl still get stronger or has it reached its max intensity?
Beryl is such a caribbean name. They always name their weaponized weather children accordingly to the area they intend to devastate, no matter where in the world.
>>472788643It hasn’t reached its final form yet. The water is warm but not too warm this time of year. It could strength to a real cat 5, but will most likely stay a strong cat 4
>>472788550its great for chicken and veggies. a Florida seasoning
>>472788643some models are taking it to cat 5 but intensity guideance is usually a crapshoot
Another EWRC maybe?
>>472788550Nigger seasoning
>>472789556Unprecedented for that to happen twice within ~18 hours
>>472778081he may be a northerner faggot memeflag but this board is politically incorrect, not political only. News and world events are part of the board's standard fare. You're a newnigger and you're here forever btw. Trump and Biden should hang next to each other. Have a nice day!
>>472789559its not, if you mix it with old bay its amazing on fries.got some of this recently. have not tried it enough to have an opinion yet.
>>472789559>everglades seasoning>nigger seasoninglisten yankee I know you're retarded but niggers don't even know what the fuck Everglades is, nor do you.Everglades (all varieties) makes a great seasoning. It, and salt free garlic and herb are pretty much all I use now on meat.
>>472790162I remember watching some florida fishers using it in their vids.
>>472789556Previous one happened at warp speed
>>472790043>>472788259Not exactly a local product but this is my typical go-to
>>472790412Yeah it has been a go to for over 2 and a half decades now for me. It is a family recipe turned florida secret turned florida man product. Only reason someone might not like it is if they have ruined their taste buds and require everything to be spicy garbage.
Once again I pray all the Caribbean islanders gets sucked into sky and dropped into the sea
>>472789559apologize >>472790616nice. that reminds me to refill those.
One day one of these hurricanes will join forces with a med storm system and take out israel. One day. Praise God.
>>472783834>>472782741kek i remember makin these
>>472790949>>472790162I'll definitely have to look for Everglades Seasoning next time I'm out shopping. Surprised it hasn't caught my eye before.
>>472790162you may like Flavor God it has almost no sodium
>>472790616i love that one. reminds me of stalecrackers seasonin. everglades is good too>>472790949based seasoning caneseur
Ey niggers I'm out here in clearwater fuck the jews
>>472791064it's all i rub on the ribs with mustard in the rare case i eat anything but steak (which i only use salt/pepper and cook bell peppers and onions with in a butter bath on the skillet)
>global warming has gotten so bad that hurricane forecasts are basically uselesseveryone should be doompilled at this point
>>472791070Its not that the sodium part its just controlling. Since people season to taste I just let the everglades and the garlic and herb do the work with a little extra salt. Any more than that and you're drying shit out and putting too much sodium in you know? Salt is good but it can quickly overpower other seasonings.
>>472789556>>472789687>>472790580Looks like something interesting is happening under the hood with Beryl
>>472791208Adjust cycle 2-3 months ahead, now you realize the same storms are happening. Gulf is warmer and cycles are off so you have to adjust. Thing is too many are worried about fearmongering and making something out of nothing instead of preparing people for reality.
>>472791282I'd like to stick my penis in her eye
>>472786712He's pretty. My Bengal is just over 2 y/o now and she's a handful. She don't like to swim though.
>>472791303adjusting the cycle won't do shit, the water is so hot that tropical storms turn into cat 5s overnight, that's not enough time to put up storm shutter and board windows up and shit
>>472791208lol (((global warming))) fudkin lol isnt my state supposed to be underwater by now according to those (((alarmists))) lol. remember in the 70s and 80s they were saying there was global cooling, and that there would be acid rain everywhere? pepe farms remembers. basically you can pretend to know what hurricanes will do, but you dont, because there are too many variables including the hurricane having sentience
>>472785565>https://x.com/bclemms/status/1807861735916790110lol @ bars on the windows, but constructed like shit
>>472791336picrel>>472791469You're misunderstanding. I'm saying we're 2-3 months ahead of where we would be normally. These are strong season storms. By october it will be basically calm hopefully.
>>472791064>>472791115>>472791204>>472791218>smacks lipssheeeeit
Who gives a fuck about Beryl, it's just a few shitty islabd getting BTFO. Wake me up when a major population center is threatened
>>472791582kek. we're probably gonna see the normal lul in august then september will be full blown cat 5 niggerdestroyers. checkem
>>472791361thank you. his mother was a Bengal father was Serval. does your Bengal open doors and talk a lot?
>>472791636ayo i'm gonna need you to gibs me dat>>472791699full blown cat 5 niggerdestroyersyeah but thats in israel not the usa so you're right but got the location wrong. It happens.
>>472791636lol that is a nigger seasoning
>>472777931I live in the Yucatan Peninsula.Anons I’m scared.
>>472791773oh lol. israel's got a much worse fate in store. it's not if, it's when. says in the bible everyone gets sick of their shit. cant wait, i've been giddy as fuck watching them make all the wrong moves.
>>472777931Hurricanes are a psyopThe government is just utilizing HAARP
>>472791794Go north friend flee to california they'll treat you like a king.
>>472779503>either it goes into Mexico or Mexico del NorteEither way it's going to Mexico.
>>472791983The real hurricanes were the comfy threads we posted along the way
>>472792030im gonna call it, it's gonna slam into NOLA, niggers need a bath and the cajuns need to remember why they shouldnt trust niggers
>>472792073posted in*
>>472790616Everything should have MSG.
>>472792094Its way more likely the system behind beryl is going to do that as the pressure wall comes in from the north and makes a kind of barrier. If baryl stays west, the next one will probably end up going north for sure.
>>472791582Why do you say this? Not saying you are wrong but pls explain.If water is just hotter overall wont the season just be longer overall from starting earlier? Why would it end earlier?
Shear is going to cuck Beryl (https://i.imgur.com/GXlWra1.png); Beryl is going to weaken and turn into a nothing burger before hitting anything significangCancel all IT'S HAPPENING posts
>>472792262We had a mild as fuck winter in an off cycle in the gulf and florida. The storm cycles are way off even for the larger cycle we're in. The rain comes in huge waves now where instead of it raining daily like it normally would this time of year it builds up and dumps once per week or so or two days in a row instead of every day like clockwork. The conditions in the gulf with it being so hot deep down its destroying coral and other life means it can breed even stronger storms as the heat isn't moving between layers like normal, its all hot. All this together sets up an off cycle of an off cycle in which our actual tropical shit got started earlier, and we're already in full storm season mode 2-3 months early. There will still be wind and rain like always but its going to peter back out earlier because thats how the ebbs and flows work with this kind of shit outside of faggots at DARPA using HAARP or something.
>>472792224kek probably
god damn a major hurricane this early into the season. this is either a dud or its going to be a spicy season.
>>472792494I see where you are coming from but I'm not fully convinced. I hope you are right though.Our place flooded in Idalia last year 3 weeks after we bought it.
Please god send thunderstorms and rain to Georgia. I can't another two weeks of dry, 95 degree weather
>>472792224The system behind Beryl is getting cucked by her outflow on the backside.Levi mentions it towards the end of today's TT video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaBJbrV77II>>472792291Speaking of shear...
>>472777931Looks like it will fuck up Tulum and a lot of the Yucatán peninsula.
>>472792542>>472792628People should prepare but the worry for me is bigger storms not more of them this year. The storms are fucking rough even the rain bands are fucking evil this year. Basically track big slow moving fuckers like this and whats behind it to see where its going.>>472792665Yes but depending on speed of its development and where it tries to go its definitely something everyone in the gulf needs to watch as we hit midweek. Beryl I'm less concerned about but I'm not in guatemala.
>>472792073anon likes the thickness
>>472785752hmm
>>472792291That is an unfortunate wall of fuck you. Maybe if she gets big enough she can fight it off.
>>472792762How could anyone not? I'd let her rescue the life out of me.
>>472777931Why do you still need thrads about this? I told you guys last week its gonna hit houston
>>472792894That pic makes me primordial horny.
>>472792894mmmm thick and juicy
>>472792753Nearly all of the models have backed off trying to develop 96L but you are right that is still something to keep on eye on for the next week or so.After that, signs point to a relatively quiet lull in the tropics through mid-July but once again, we shall have to wait and see.
>>472792894pleasantly plump even
>>472792996Meet me at Rice Village so I can club you to death with Bushwick Bill's bones.
>>472792665Isn't outflow usually in front of a storm?
>>472793039>>472793132Agreed
>>472792894sad thing is i bet she doesnt have children yet. what a fertile looking chick. reminds me of my wife. have 5 children with her, would have more if her uterus wasnt about to football and fall out
>>472793159Hopefully I just am not going to sleep on any of these storms with conditions like they are.>>472793253She does now ;)
>>472792894Hambeast are now Baywatch 2024
>>472793211oh she knows exactly what she is doing
>>472793211
>>472793181Outflow happens (typically for strong mature tropical cyclones) in all directions.
>>472793360kek based
>>472793360>>472793385kek
>>472792770Looks like you will be pounded. Better get ready. I imagine all the gas is already gone and stores are empty. I lived in Pensacola, FL for 18 years. The slighted hint of a tropical storm jump started ape shit hoarding.
>>472793397>>472793428
>>472793388Checked. I just thought that the majority of it was frontal based with some going in all directions.
>>472793388>>472793181Also sometimes referred to as a hurricane 'venting'
If only these hurricanes would convince northerners to fuck off back home.
>>472792996Fake news. First it's going to destroy all the hotels in Cancun then take out millions of Mexicans. This is God's wrath in action.
>>472793428>CelulitePass.
>>472793753Oh it probably will, but who cares about mexico? After it does what ever it does it is hitting houston.
>>472793714amen to that.fucking snowbirds
>>472792894You'd have to buy her a couple of boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts after she rescued you.
Clearing up a minor point of possible confusion>>472793388The first picture shows cold stable outflow at the top of the storm>>472793577While the second picture references "warm, dry air subsiding"That is due to a process know as 'adiabatic warming'
>>472793714kek i fucking hate these transplants so much. at least kike desantis fucked with insurance, causing the jews to jew eachother. housing market finally cooling off.
Is it odd that I miss living near the gulf coast (Houston) because of /comfy/ storms and hurricane tracking? Like don't get me wrong Houston is a shithole, but living in Chicago is boring af weather-wise. Now thinking of moving to St. Pete Florida; am I retarded?
>>472793714AIR CONDITIONING HAS RUINED FLORIDA AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT HASN'T!!!
>>472781916>>472781903Why are these do different? Two different models? Or is it just that the second one doesn't bother showing a path after it hits Mexico?
And the Hurricane Hunters are off for another recon mission.https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/recon/
>>472793936Housing market in Florida hasn't cooled off. Somehow its a good thing to have an $8,000 homeowners insurance policy and $4,000 property taxes?
>>472794143i grew up going to St. Pete before i ever moved here my grandmother lived there.very found memories of yard sales and going to Sanibel Island, but have heard it is bad now. have not been there since the 80s
>>472793844>It's going to hit Mexico then back up and go to Houston
>>4727943334k? lucky..mine are about 5-6k every year.housing market still hot here. my house has tripled
>>472794333it';s fucking crazy, but im telling you the bubbles deflating. you cant keep 1200 sqft homes at 3/4 million dollars forever.
>>472794333well.. maybe doubled. its gone up a lot. i get offers all the time
>>472794256>>472781903Shows specifically each individual (51 in total I think?) of only the European (ECMWF) ensemble members >>472781916Shows the consensus projected path of the various different major models
>>472794508Florida is ruined at the moment. My taxes in Pensacola was $1,100 and insurance was $2,200 like 5 years ago.
>>472793903Deal>>472794193Its true. They scurry from house ac to car ac to publix ac etc. and still tell you about how hot it is.
>>472794624everyone offering to buy now is either a zogbot or in on the banking scheme. i've noticed it. they but these places, dump tons of money into stupid shit, then sell it to an investor to rent out to migrants who get blank checks from our govt every day.
>>472794851i have connections in insurance. i pay $2000.00 annually currently, and i am in a 3 bed 2 bath 1 car garage
>>472793903We can eat them between our sweaty, delerium inducing sex sessions.
>>472794851but i am also West of 95.. way West..thats the key.>>472794935yeah they message my phone and i fuck with them. one time i said: SHOW ME THE MONEY BITCH
>>472794935And that's a good thing!
New drone video in from the directly hit island of Carriacouhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hlhqkm-tjQ
>>472795154fuggin kek>>472795079lol im pretty sure they jew it down by the end and put the rest of the money in their own pockets. my uncle fucked with one before and before they even really started negotiating the money offer went down over 25 percent. then it was "hey you have to hurry or this goes away" kind of shit. they all set up LLC, esq etc stuff to keep their names and companies secret, but they all follow the same script. it's aimed at boomers, who gave up their farms for track homes already, theyre being fooled out of their remaining wealth by these kikes. makes me mad kek.
>>472794971Not bad. I was looking to buy a place in Pensacola again. Market is apeshit fast there now. Taxes are out of control. Then the dread of getting an insurance quote.
>>472795168not too bad, Bahamas got it worse a few years back
>>472795168kek i remember people bragging about living at the beach and thinking to myself how fucking stupid it was to live in a temporary wash like that.
>>472795038Lol.You'd need the sugar rush because she'd wear you out.
>>472784434SPOTTY
>>472795168I'm betting the before pic wasn't much better.
>>472795168Doesn't look too bad, right?
>>472795574I'd welcome it.
>>472795574lol because clearly you'd be doin all the work. prone bone with these kind of slampigs is a universal fit
>>472795609Seems like pretty typical what you'd expect Cat 4 damage to me.
>>472786712Spotty is awesome!
It's not hitting America? WHO GIVES A FUCK
>>472795432They need that money to build more tunnels to hide their gold and foreskins.
>>472795599checked and kekd. what if that IS the before footage. reminds me of that meme we made of trump flying over poinciana and saying "man puerto rico is a shithole" and the pilots all "that's poinciana sir"
>>472795781kek. doesnt gwenyth paltrow sell baby foreskin face lotion?
>>472795576>>472795727danke. he just tried to catch a rabbit through the screen. he is a mini cheetah
>>472795774we don't know if it'll hit America or not, that is in-fact not off the table.
Union island BTFO https://x.com/Lavern_King/status/1807903168136700294
>>472794295halfway in and we're getting some nice numbers
>>472795950She sells all kinds of insane shit. The woman is really fucked up and needs to be buried alive.
>>472796005Why do we go through the same old routine every year? >omg the tropical island that exists in hurricane alley has been rectally ravaged>SO SAD!Like what did you expect when you chose to live on an island in the Caribbean
>>472796299it's likely we'll find some EWRC occurring.
>>472796333checking trips of truth. with all her vagina candles
>>472796403based data knower
>>472796408Don't forget vagina stones.
>>472796403That's what I've been thinking
>>472778081Every fucking year this thread exists and we can clearly tell you didn’t watch that stream of the guy in Texas driving into the hurricane and then U-turning after trolling everyone
Repeating ints confirms EWRC and intensification to CAT5
>>472786322That's Lake Charles
I hope it blows all the black people off Jamaica
>>472796691question is to what extent is the EWRC or is it just a meld? (meaning it's just the combining of the eyewall and some eye band outside.) >>472796977I didn't need digits to tell me that.
>>472781237Fisheye fake and gay shit. Narrated by David Attenborough.
>>472794443Based. I live in north Houston, let the happening happen. Turn this place into inspiration for the next Tom Clancy Division
>>472777931Ideally it hits Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba, or the Bahamas. I don't really care about Mexico, Louisiana, or Mississippi, but it would be great if the rest of the US was spared. Particularly Florida. I love Florida
Oh I'll need to make another thread soon.
>>472798113
We were going to go down to Brownsville to see family but I'm waiting to see if it jogs north.
>>472794295>>472796299Penetration so_on
>>472798198Link when you do
>>472795774>t.
Alright, 937 MB, 151 knot flight level winds
Latest Euro model ensembles out to 5 days.
>>472777931can we rename this /ahsholegeneral/? since hurricanes kinda look like assholes
>>472798716WTF
this thread is fake and is made for promotion for the new twisters movie.
>>472798766GG Jamaica, mon. Fuck, that means more "climate refuges".
>>472798841F-fast!
>>472799073>>472799073>>472799073>>472799073>>472799073
>>472798716>>472798841Surface wind estimate still only showing 120 kts though
>>472798965?
>>472799111newfag cope
>>472799086thank you
>>472796641kek vaginal stones>>472799086NEXT BREAD
>>472793360Smalls was a hero
>>472798766Jamaica is actually going to die. Also that gap shooting kino
>>472798841Somebody call 911 those numbers are giving me an erection.
>>472798113bit mean
