>Quick RundownBeryl is a bat out of hell. There is much uncertainty in the path given that much of it is dependent on intensity. Well, this has blown every model out of the water in terms of intensity. What does this mean? Well, the more intense it is, the more it will feel the upper steering currents pushing it northerly. This would imply a stronger storm would be more northern and thus more of a threat for the GOM. Further out it's more uncertain than in other situations.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricanePrevious>>472777931
Give it to me straight, lads. Will this be the worst hurricane season ever? I'm getting scared.
Still just one twister? I expected more.
Not my problem
>>472799073>cat 4So a literal nothingburger? Once again, /pol/ is always wrong
>937!!
>>472799073Too soon for Beryl Roll posts?Fuck it.D0bs decides state landfallTr!ps decides specific city landfallQu@ds stops the taxmasterQu!nts gets to fuck a certain Harris County politician in the ass.
>>472799073>cat 5 editionC'mon now you're gonna have us losing credibility if they never call Beryl as an official cat 5Personally I would have gone with Cat 5 cusp editionif you wanted to hype it up without risking being let down.Also wtff is that image choice?>>472799289See this is what I'm talking about
>>472799183Yep. Hope you have a generator.
>>472799183For Central America lol
>>472799334dear christ
>>472799183>I'm getting scared.kek, what a faggot storms are fun as fuck, embrace the chaos
>>472799105The SFMR is mostly broken, to give you an idea of the actual data.>232700 1333N 06346W 6944 02914 9706 +126 +127 139137 139 000 000 01>232730 1332N 06347W 6983 02799 9626 +133 +138 137146 149 000 000 01>232800 1331N 06349W 6984 02713 9540 +137 +152 135130 151 000 000 01>232830 1330N 06350W 6949 02720 9458 +167 +274 139083 110 118 014 01The last one was going into the eye as flight wind was only 110 knots. In addition, it just made a pass in the SW eyewall, and we got 125 knots.
>>472799073Have we had a /AHSG/ last year? It feels like it's been ages I haven't seen a /AHSG/ thread.
WHAT THE FUCK!>WHAT THE FUCK!WHAT THE FUCK!>WHAT THE FUCK!WHAT THE FUCK!
Florida br0s check instate your city and current morale
https://x.com/webberweather/status/1807922886381842534>Random ramblings worth mentioning here wrt #Beryl and the role mesovortices have played in rapid intensification today and possible eyewall replacement cycles:...
We got a Cat 5 now boys.
>>472799767oh snap
>>472799767PARTY TIME BOYSTOTAL NIGGER DEATH
Jamaica status?
>>472799924BLOODCLOT
>>472799924Jamaigone
>>472799712Jupiter reporting in. Bring it on.
So 938 MB is currently beating out all models atm, also stronger storm means further north, stronger storm also means it survives the tutt and basically cuts it in half. Stronger storm also means more likely to enter the gulf, and more likely to enter the gulf and hit the gulf coast.
>>472800341Will be a very comfy weekend for me
>>472800149heyyyy Jupiter!!! howdy neighbor!! anon we are sooo close.did you see that the trees on Bridge Rd. got fucked up? breaks my heart.
>>472799712>>472800149Melbourne Beach, waiting for anything to be excited about as is tradition. Stanley Cup win was pretty kino thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ThHkGJjR2M
whoops my image got turned damnit.. oh well
>>472800537fuck yes! into the ocean it goes =]
>>472799712Jacksonville. Picked up 4 cases of beer for the holiday and just chillin.
>>472800489I didn't, but that is one cute fuckin cat.>>472800537Hell yeah, the Panthers had me worried they'd get reverse swept.
so NHC did NHC things and made it 155 MPH, thanks guys...
>>472799767Oof, so close yet so far away -_->>472800589Go Cats (5)!
156.5 mph cat 4 hurricane sorry chuds
>>472800794>135ktBut the data said 140kt...?
>>472800801That's on the NHC, not on the storm itself, we see it right here. >>472799623
>>472800954Yeah welcome with dealing with the NHC
>>472800794>>472800824Hey now, the recon plane still has plenty of time to survey the storm. NHC could always issue a supplementary update should they find evidence even harder to downplay.
>>472799073Always bump for the sea
>>472799712Sarasota. Comfy
Jamaica is fucked isn't it.
>>472800968>>472799623https://x.com/webberweather/status/1807926864385589600>Note that the winds on these dropsondes are instantaneous (& not 1-min sustained) and the winds aloft also have to be reduced to the surface to yield a 1-minute surface sustained wind, which is what the NHC intensities are based on.>@cyclonicwx does these calculations for you & yields sustained winds consistent w/ a mid-grade category 4 hurricane based on this sonde (w/ some margin of implied error of course.)
I’m ready bros
>>472799712we're chillin, waitin on some new fruits to ripen.
>>472801375>not propaneNGMI
>>472801375are you making an intake with the pvc?
>>472801526kek, hes using the binoculars to survey where he's piping in power the pvc is to let the electricity flow, more efficient than that ancient wire shit
>>472801640none of what you said made any sense. direct burial wire is already water proof
beryl peaked before this recon, now it will get sheared to shit. never trust a namefag.
>>472801784kek i wasnt talking about wiring bro, i was tlking about plumbing the electricity sarcastically. i was being funnytarded fren
>>472799712Melbourne reporting for duty o7 current status is: completely fine, annoyed about possibility of rain for the weekend
Why are they forecasting for it to lose power when it heads towards Jamaica, isn't the water basically bathwater tier all over the place and giving it more juice?
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>472801526Naw that was just from a repair>>472801470Ehh, I use gas in my truck, car, and lawn mowers, only use propane for setting fires…looking into storage tanks like pic related
>>472801848Seriously jinxed it, we were so close too.>>472801976Sup fellow Melbro
>>472801526He's plumbing the exhaust into his snorkel mask
>>472800341I predict, and the storms obey. I said north storm goes north.
>>472801991Increasing wind shear
>>472802040>>472801848I mean it's ~930 MB. It's going to be pretty damn strong and probably deal with a lot of the resistance coming up.
>>472802040What's up fren, you doing anything for the 4th?
>>472801991Short answer: wind shear
>>472801991Because there are some shear factors coming into play. But also that's mainly based on global models who have Baryl initialized at 970 MB, it's currently at 937 MB. Stronger storms can handle with shear and the TUTT much better and actually disrupt the TUTT itself and overpower it.
>>472802200> it's ~930 MBSource?>>472802261Probably not besides watching fireworks on the beach and maybe a bit of grilling
>>472799073What the fuck does cat mean?? High cat is bad??
>>472802149>>472802302>>472802398Thanks for the answers, here's hoping it muscles through and makes things a lot more interesting for Jamaicans as cat 5.
>>472802398my favorite thing is when the storm blows all the systems to where it wants them, btfoing these "haha hurricane is fake" fags year after year, and they still come here to shit up our fun monitoring/celebration of white hurricane enjoyer culture.
>>472801230RIP HOUSTON / NOLA
>>472802302Beryl is gonna barrel right thru that ridge.
>>472802597It's always neat to see multiple tropical cyclones affect each other and even compete for dominance.
>>472800686verrry nice.>>472800780thank you. he is in the previous threads. my cane cat>>472800801we won, we beat the leafs. =] >>472801275very comfy there, i am South of you in Palm Beach County>>472801375you lucky dog. those are nice and quiet. >>472801429very pretty. Brahmas? what are those? >>472801976another peaceful relaxed area. Melbourne rules.tendie Publix subs for all
>PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 290 DEGREES AT 21 MPH...33 KM/HHe's haulin ass.
>>472802477232930 1327N 06354W 6957 02671 9381 +221 +075 128039 043 009 002 00233000 1326N 06355W 6949 02673 9374 +219 +070 120021 033 007 000 03233030 1324N 06357W 6964 02654 9373 +219 +082 003005 013 006 000 00233100 1323N 06359W 6955 02677 9414 +183 +125 311039 051 066 049 00>937.4 MB930's
>>472802806I want to see a fujiwara merge happen in the atlantic basin one day.
>>472802857ameraucanas and black austrolorp (nigger chickens look like crows, hawks fuck off when they see what they think is a crow)
Total Brownoid Death
shes scared to approach us at cat 4kwab
Recon about to punch through again
>>472803003Just in time to flood the border with "climate refugees" to keep Biden in...
>>472803077That's why she'll approach you at Cat 5.
>>472802882937.4 =/= ~930It's closer to 940. I'd have even given you ~935 mb if I was being generous but I'm not gonna let some number fudging pass an autistic weatherfag with a maths&stats degree fact checker.
>>472802857forgot pic, left some oregano alone (pretty sure it's oregano) and this happened.
>>472803139if you knew the visa process youd know why that statement made no sense nobody is coming
>>472803217I meant the 930's
>>472803296>process
>>472803393uh huh, did you also mean cat 4.9 edition?
>>472803498it's the stupidest thing to pretend it's not just as good as cat 5 at this point. let us have our fun you niiigggeerrrrr
>>472802545based. it probably will, you never know. i love the copium of the news, huffing on the "muh wind shear rips it apart no worries niggers!"
me, i love to see a nice big storm take the heat away from florida for a bit and give us some regular rainfall rather than these droughts. im tired of having to water shit.
>>472803648>stupidest thing to pretend it's not just as good as cat 5 at this pointI totally agree with you there, but also sorry I'm a bit of a stickler
>>472804172kek. i'm hoping to see it thread the needle and give NOLA a bath
We heading back in!
Bros I'm so mad. I wanted to eat Popeyes and shitpost on here and my Popeyes order got stolen :(
>>472803498>>472803217suck it
mufuga keeps going up
934 mb nownot bad not bad
>>472804613Oh no. that is seriously terrrible. I fucking love Popeye's and eat it at least once per week.
If this thing curves north a lot of people are going to get caught off guard.
>>472804613sad bro. typically if i want some fried chicken i make spicy chicky tendies at home. cooked in beef tallow. you just season the eggwsh, season the chicken, and the flour as well. run some cajun seasoning all over it. the flour needs to be colorful too. steak seasoning (montreal blend) is the colonels secret, or run webers steak and chop with stalecrackers fiya
>>472804916I think KFC is better and it is cheaper.
>>472805205you know youre getting cricket flour and maggot milk wash right?
>>472805315Popeyes is about the same
>>472805414i'm not arguing for popeyes either, you're likely to get a nigger talking a shit in your food at that shithole. i taught my wife how to fry chicken, she makes it better than some wagie ever could. and the ingredients are all from my back yard too lol. i mean except the storeslop seasonings. most people dont have flour either.. (i make corn flour, corn grows like weeds here)
>>472805205Bro, Popeye's spicy is way better than KFC.
>>472804865Guess they adjusted it to 939 mb for whatever reason though
>>472805760the copium from the news every time kek. >dont worry wind shear is gonna weaken itwhy would they lie? they really dont know for sure what they proclaim to know for sure. is it possible to redpill normies by a microcosm of jewery in weather (((forecasts)))?
>>472805760the grand test, 2 hours to see if it goes north of 14N (the entire eye now)
>>4728057602 quadrants of deep pink category fun winds, but its cat 4 we swear ( noaa probably )
>>472801230please God anything but Florida, not that I actually care if a hurricane hits but if my insurance goes up again I'm going to have to sell and move up north
>>472805901Please keep us posted
>>472802753
>>472806987what's the coon's name? is that a man?
>>472806832yeah its bad. they say they are working to pass legislation and there is a new company (kin) https://www.kin.com/that is supposed to be like Citizens, but numbers are numbers. nobody will cover us if they cannot make money on the policies because we keep getting smacked.
>>472799073956 checking in. Keeping a close eye on this one going into the 4th.
>>472806987cuuuute
>>472807208
>>472807168I don't know the coons name. That is Leya, the queen of Lousiana Parole Board General. She might be mildly retarted which only makes her hotter. Here she is talking about her Dad's parole revocation.Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
>>472799073was talking to a co worker who's in Houston. He's sounded convinced today the heat bubble was keeping this one at bay. But models are trending this bad boy veering north.
>>472807419
>>472807419She is a Florida girl BTW
>>472807485Based Leya appreciator. Zoe the cousin fucker gets an honorable mention.
>>472805565I haven't had KFC or Popeyes in a long time. I rather go to Chic-fil-a. I get the #2 with sciracha sauce for the fries, a Sunjoy and a chocolate chip cookie. On Friday tho I will go to KFC.>>472805682I once bought their spicy one and I had to throw it away because I couldn't handle it. I didn't go back for a few years.
>>472807482>983All of these models are so way behind
>>472803207tranny meteorologist still around after all these years
>>472807649>I once bought their spicy one and I had to throw it away because I couldn't handle it.Puerto Ricans don't like spicy? I thought you are saltwater Mexicans? I agree that Popeye's original is not that great.>>472807693What is going on? It seems they have no idea what this storm is going to do. When should it become more clear? After Yucatan?
>>472807693GEFS is terrible for intensity
>>472807693ahh I see. This one better. It's coming straight for me.
weak nothingburgeri sleep
>>472807485>>472807522i never go in those threads, who is she now? one of the people on the parole board?
>>472807871We don't use spices. We don't eat spicy. We use eat with flavour not spice. Mexicans are the only latinos that eat spicy. We use CONDIMENTO not spice.
>>472807899Perhaps, but she's likely going to lose a lot of steam before she gets there.
>>472808055>who is she now? one of the people on the parole board?She appeared in one of the hearings to speak on behalf of her father and an anon found her FB and she now has a legion of incel admirers.
>>472808040The gringo says Cat2 when it reaches you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxS54T7aQLE
>>472807899so it begins
>>472808107
>>472808107>We don't use spices. We don't eat spicyInteresting. I don't know much about Puerto Rico except for PR drag racing and sailing videos from YT. It looks nice and the sailors seem to stay there a while because they really like it. But yeah, I have Brazilian friends and can confirm they don't like spicy. I think some Central Americans do though. I used to work in a TexMex restaurant with a mix of Guatemalans and Mexicans and the salsa they made to eat amongst themselves would obliterate your butthole.
HERE WE GO FUCKERS, SW-NE EYE PASS! GIVE IT ENERGY FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF CAT 5 DATA JUST FOR THE NHC TO KEEP IT AT 155 MPH!
>>472801991>>472807899>>472808155Related
>>472808284You Mexicans just eat different than most Latinos. You don't even eat rice and beans.
>>472808200hmmmm thank youwatching the Wayne replay right now.he was just live. he is on the road traveling to his new place i guess. blown head gaskets and radiators failing. he is adventurous. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7121CPf4BkQ
GOD PLEASE LET NEW ORLEANS GET FLUSHED AGAINTHIS TIME NO NIGGER SURVIVORS
>>472808400>guatemalaNo shit. They are confused Mexicans. I love Mexican food but without the spice.
What does this mean politically for Joe Biden
>>472808934More funding for HAARP
storm is already moving north of the NHC line
>>472807208kek>>472807419>>472807485>>472807522WOOD BERYL
>>472809268Still within the wobble margin of error
>>472808889Here in Texas we like the spice so the fusion of the cuisine has been pretty amazing. Old timers used to call Mexicans "Pepperbellies" and jalapeno peppers "Mexican strawberries", kek. Mexican breakfast is my favorite BTW. Good stuff. BTW, a Guatemalan chicken joint has made it big here in Texas.https://us.campero.com/menu
>>472809357Well it's so strong (stronger than just about all the models) that it should be feeling more winds pushing it north.
>>472799073>>472809268Got the next OP pic ready to go btw
>>472809444Digits confirm Cat 4 max ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>472809403yeah my dad would have been 77 this year. he would use that term lmao. also called asians "orientals" lmao - miss him
>>472809268is it possible we see Beryl move further away from the worst impacts the shear?
>>472809444checked>>472809605nope, cat 5 +, normies gonna blame "climate change" send money to haitian human trafficking, and NOLA will get a bath. checkem
>>472809684kek, I miss the old timers and family that are gone now too anon. My grandparents used the term "coloreds" a lot.
>>472799183It’s finally going to happenMiami will be ruinsGods vengeance wrought
>>472809747Well no, but better question would be could Beryl shrug off shear? Quite possibly depending on how strong she holds and the timing of EWRC
https://x.com/TropicalTidbits/status/1807956856327098826>So far, data from the aircraft (courtesy of @HRD_AOML_NOAA ) shows that while there may be some concentric banding around #Beryl's eye, there is no distinct secondary wind maximum at this time. If another ERC is to occur, it may be a little ways away yet. The onset of stronger vertical shear may soon dominate the storm's evolution anyway, potentially preventing another ERC.
>>472809403That is what I ate in Popeyes? I don't remember it having a name, it just said "spicy". A normal chicken sandwich but "Spicy". Man why would anyone eat something like that? I had to throw it away and couldn't touch my mouth for like a week.
>>472809684>>472809814i miss them all too.
>>472809876Yeah, similar at Popeye's, but I will say that is pretty consistent with any Cajun/Lousiana type fried chicken or other food. They love the red pepper and Popeye's started in Lousiana as Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits. I remember their biscuits being much better back in the day. They suck now though. That is the only menu item I don't like.
https://youtu.be/wNYnSyirMkU
>>472810134bro
>>472799712Pensacola here. Waiting to get wiped out this season
>>472809747Shes heading straight into it. The differance is like a car hitting a curb, or a bulldozer hitting a curb.
>>472810209business idea:reclassify hurricanes as aircraft and let the faa rip them a new one
>>472810102Niggers ruined nigger food. Imagine that.
>here we go again
Flight level winds are 157 knots (180 MPH.)
>>472802030What part of Houston? Spring maybe?
>>472810581>180 MPHWow. That is amazing. Wanna predict where this thing will finally make landfall for posterity? I will screencap so you can collect internet fame if you are correct.
>>472809865Shy in tf can it not be eccentric? Dammit
>>472810903Make new Orleans go away for ever
>>472810581>>472808403>>472805760Still holding at 940 mb but I do believe there is sufficient evidence for NHC to call it cat 5. Now will they call it is another question, considering all the support is somewhat borderline.
>>472811401>Make new Orleans go away for everNot a bad wish. Tampa also. They have become uppity.
>>472810102KFC> PopeyesIt's not even a discussion. At least here. Popeyes menu is incredibly limited and their chicken is not superior to KFC.
>>472811558Forgot picAlso found this:https://x.com/MikeFischerWx/status/1807957049512214665>I’m going to bump this in the context of Hurricane #Beryl, which had max 0.5 km TDR winds of 155 kt and 2.0 km winds of 147 kt. Both are consistent with previous 140 kt TCs in the best track. But NHC makes final call of course.
>>472810903what the Oholy fuck is this?
>>472811609>famous bowlgenuinely the only fast food i couldnt finish and more than a decade later the thought of it makes me nauseouswhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>472811609Yeah, hard to judge internationally. But the Popeyes spicy style chicken goes over very well in Texas and the Southern US in general. Fortunately, my local Popeyes has no nogs working there, so it is safe to eat.
>>472810903>screencapproNigger just press Ctrl+Prt Scrn, then paste into paint
>>472811674The premier subcription based screencap program
>>472799183Hurricanes are more scared of you than you are of them.
>>472811901What do you even eat in Jamaica, aside from marijuana that is.
>>472811953
Sandalwood/Bloodstone
>>472810903Tampa
>>472812046idk i had some sauteed portobello/seaoning bukkake and fried eggs for brekkie because i was lazy and dinner was a shrimp noodle stir fry
>>472811953kek i know he doesnt know about gimp either, probably not even paint or paint 3d
>>472812203i'll rooool for that
>>472811674
>>472812214chatgpt bot exposed
>>472812409mad because you eat tacos or some shitwtf even is pr culture?
>>472812475tacos are pretty tasty
>>472812515crunch shell is a bigger meme than this 'hurricane'
>>472812588tacos are not necessarily crunch shells
>>472812658but then the taco should have been a wrap
>>472812720A wrap is a sandwich.
>>472812802
ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE 938 MBEYE DIAMETER 15 NMMAX SUSTAINED WINDS 140 KT WITH GUSTS TO 170 KT.64 KT....... 35NE 25SE 15SW 30NW.50 KT....... 60NE 50SE 30SW 50NW.34 KT.......110NE 100SE 60SW 100NW.12 FT SEAS..180NE 135SE 75SW 120NW.WE DID IT! OPERATIONAL CAT 5! JESUS FUCK
>>472812892Don't you Jamaicans know what a sandwitch is?
>>472812802Is a hot dog a sandwich
>>472813017ingredients not adequately exposed to airits a distant cousin in the meat pie lineage
>>472812945
Threads moving so fast nobody will notice I have freakishly tiny nipples
Also in other news, the Euro is now trending 50/50 for Jamacia, so could go south or north of it, or rather equal 33% chance it goes south, hits, or goes north
>>472812945SHES GONA BE SO FUCKING HUGE WHEN SHE SHITS ON NEW ORLEANS
>>472812945Beryl has been based as fuck, she defied all expectations and even outdid the HWRF and HAFS.
>>472813100It's a jew.>>472813069It is. Also a corndog is a sandwich too.
>>472813150wait till the NHC starts pointing the cone into the gulf and then threads will really speed up
>>472813181lets go
>>472813181
>>472802030Get race gas (lol). No ethanol, so it can sit longer without going bad
>name thread Cat 5 Edition>Beryl becomes cat 5 during the threadSuper based if you ask me
...BERYL BECOMES A POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE IN THE EASTERN CARIBBEAN... ...EXPECTED TO BRING LIFE-THREATENING WINDS AND STORM SURGE TO JAMAICA LATER THIS WEEK...11:00 PM AST Mon Jul 1Location: 13.8°N 64.9°WMoving: WNW at 22 mphMin pressure: 938 mbMax sustained: 160 mph
>>472813514You can thank me for counter-jinxing it ;3>>472809444
>>472813572$20 on Cat3 when it reaches Jamaica
>>472813640here's your over/under
>mfw /comfy/ on the earthquake coast watching a cat 5 knowing I won’t have to deal with the aftermathpretty fun ngl
>>472813765I'm going to go with over the entire way.
>>472812945>Beryl becomes the earliest category 5 hurricane on record, beating Hurricane Emily from Jul. 16, 2005. >That year went on to be the second-most intense hurricane season on record.
tf beryl gon do
>>472813572>cat 5So a literal nothingburger?
>>4728138412005 and 2004 all at once, kek. Florida shield falls this year. Now to wait for the 00z runs
>>472813957TTD
>>472813910Destroy all your marijuana plantations.
>>472813957Personally, I’m just here for the NOLA Superdome disasterkino. You think we’ll get an episode this year?
I feel like this storm is mostly just gonna be a sort of harbinger of how bad this year is gonna getAnyway, Recon is making one more pass it seems
>>472813824I'm waiting for the next round of models to come in after midnight then I'm resting up for another few long sessions of tracking in the days (and likely months) to come.
>>472814000we smoking guyanas vodka you stupid piece of shithttps://youtu.be/sGIr6sEDGg4
New models are in. Direct hit on Israel imminent. TKD
>>472813957>Florida shield falls this year.
>>472799073Ive been trying to tell you guys global warming is real and this weather is fucked up but nobody ever listens to me. Maybe now you will.
>>472814277
>>472814325>manmade global warming is realNo
>>472814069Well it's hurricane season, an active one at that. It's more likely this year than most years if it makes you feel any better?
Well, if were going for memecanes this year im rooting for a STRAIGHT UP THE CHESAPEAKE in September
Pretty fresh microwave
>>472814602>Well, if were going for memecanes this year im rooting for a STRAIGHT UP THE CHESAPEAKE in SeptemberOK leaf I am down with that.
>>472814390BERYL FOR PALESTINE
>>472808467Hurricanes in that part of the Gulf are known for dropping a lot of rain. Harvey is the perfect example
>>472814712canned campbells is pricey as fucklike $900 a can
I'm in Houston, how fucked am I if this swings north. I do have several weeks of supplies.
>>472812945Gusts to nearly 200 mph before they called it, lmao. Better late then never I guess.
>>472814958Depends how Beryl handle's the next 3 days, if it survives and thrives, then it's heading further north, going through the Yucatan Channel, and avoiding basically all land before hitting the gulf so...
>>472814951kek. The Soup Syndicate is real.>>472814958Also Houston, picrel. Getting nervous with windstorm vibes.
Late arrival here. Is it making landfall soon?
Recon pass in, 934 MB
>>472815202No, we have a week or so of shitposting
>>472815129I was driving near Chinatown during the fucking derecho that hit in May. My car hood got pelted with tree branches, hopefully if it does hit most of the weak little bitch trees have already cleared.
Been pointing this out for years on here that there is a shit load of deep, warm waters in the carribean that the right storm has just been waiting to tap into. Usually high wind shear in this area stops development, but Beryl got in at just the right time
>>472815339We always get the May floods
>>472815386>1/22/24huh?
Did those caribbean islands get wrecked as it passed?
>>472815554If it's that hot in January imagine how hot it is right now
>>472815554the first day of the 22nd monthperfectly unambiguous
>earliest category 5 on recordTOTAL BROWNOID DEATH
Guess I'm going to head to heb tomorrow to pick up a few things and charge up all the battery backups.
>>472815554My bad lol
>>472815570mainland grenada is mostly fine, just some storm surginglooks like st vincent got fucked
>>472815827Houston bro. It's gonna be ok. If it's cat 5 when it hits us it'll demolish everything in its path. If that derecho cause that much damage imagine what a cat 5 will do
>>472799073Why don't we just nuke it?
>>472815984I had a pretty radiacl idea years ago to load moabs into high altitude bombers loaded with liquid nitrogen or high explosives to disrupt the eyewall in a counterclockwise pattern. Cause eddys and currents that would act as localized wind shear. Plus the cooling from the nitrogen maybe kill those hot towers. We should try it just once to see if it works.
>>472815947Well...if it does blow everything away I hope my Warhammer figures take out a few nogs. I like the idea of my Black Templars crashing through those melon heads. Still I hope it misses us.
>>472816221>We should try it just once to see if it works.Anon I....That is dangerous thinking
>>472816262I don't mind getting hit to get rid of transplants but definitely not by a cat 5 monster that this thing is.
>>472816354My Shipley's closed during Harvey
>>472816348Yes, but before he did that we just THOUGHT it was a bad idea, now we know.
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>>472816524We were trapped by harvey and my wife and I were getting married in the beginning of september. Luckily we were not flooded but it was not fun.
>>472816658Those pressures are wildly off, lol. Beryl was cat 4 at like 962 cat 5 at 934
>>472815841Welp, it's loaded, Beryl will be moving at a decent speed the entire way, and it mainly means it's hot and that it will not take much of that heat.
>>472816703Same. My neighborhood didn't flood but I certainly wasn't going anywhere without a boat.
>>472816788High pressure backgrounds will do that. The highest MB cat 5 was 943 MB Edith
>>472802022Beyond comprehension m8
>>472816221Just shoot the hurricane
>>472816995
GFS also trending north now, has it sliding on the northern half of Jamacia
>>472799073Fake internet, OP mutilated xer genitals
>>472817334This is going to be a catastrophic impact for jamaica. Isint kingston like, directly in the path now?
>>472799348hunh....didn't know /AHSG/ was made entirely of shills, jannies, mods, and glowniggers (all of which have been specifically ordered not to do a certain thing....).But now it is totally making sense.
So is this going to hit the south or is it just going to remove beaners?
>>472817578Models say beaners, models don't get the intensity right, it'll probably be north of the models, and thus if it's able to at least keep major, it will probably end up in the gulf and then intensify further pending any eye structure stuff that occurs. Probably heading to the texas direction and maybe even NOLA
>>472799924Balldo'd
https://x.com/lukerdukernuker/status/1807850214889607537
>>4728139365 cats can do a lot of damage
Is Jamaica kill?Nice shift north desu
How do I help out the recovery efforts in Grenada? I would send aid money, but I’m also thinking about going down to that shithole and helping them rebuild
Also good to be back, beyond comfy.I love global warming!
>>472813910Hunker down sprint nigger.
>>472818222checking trips of truth in comfy hurricane general bread.
>>472819246>sprint niggerthat was quick!
In simple, concise terms, explain to me why I should give a SINGLE fuck about this.
>>472799073Sell your Carnival stock. Cozumel and other popular destinations are about to get destroyed. Also, prepare your anus for “refugees.”
>>472819511checked. record storm might get steered into russian fleet for the lulz
>>472819511Models are wrong about intensity and a more intense storm will go further north, making it a GOM storm
>>472819511It's going to thread ghe needle between Cuba and Guatemala where temperatures in the Gulf have been near 90 degrees. It's going to strengthen and drop pressure below 900 mHa and slam anywhere between Corpus Christi or Baton Rouge.It's mostly just awesome to see the destructive power of nature.
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>>472819511The jew will send more mexicans and mexico's mexicans as "refugees".
>>472799073glad to see you around this year. need to reset my filters so /AHSG/ is at the top of the catalogue
>>472813433there's a few places nearby me that have no ethanol 91/93. nearly the same price as the e10 blends
>>472799073Nigger
>>472819511Models of intense storms are always "conveniently" wrong when projected days-weeks out.This one is going to fuck up the US, and any sea-nigger islands in it's way.Considering that Russia came all the way across the Atlantic to deliver Cuba "something", I wouldn't be surprised to see it steering up towards there, and then making a historic landfall somewhere on the gulf coast (which will, of course, be just a glaringly symptomatic sign of climate change becoming a climate catastrophe; and not at all because we have had a good understanding of weather system manipulation for decades, and because we are in the midst's of a tit-for-tat cold environmental war with Russia).Thread's already dead, so only glowniggers will read this.Yes, I was previously taking about you know who, in my Beryl Roll post.
>>472819511Also, you should care about this, because any nation besides the US, in this Wind-Bitches pathway (currently it's projected to be Haiti, Jamaica, Belize and Mexico; but that is subject to change), will inevitable have hundreds of thousands of people now being eligible to be "climate refuges" or some bullshit, and they will somehow find the means, money, and transportation to find themselves closer to you than you'd ever want or imagine.
