>Voters head to the polls as UK general election beginshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn09xn9je7lt
>>473024854Vote Reform you cunts.
Josh won
death penaltyi don't care what crime just kill them
Torn between ZERO SEATS and not voting ngl.
>>473024854pakis out, seychelleans in
cam on rishi score some fackin seats
Reform is marching on Parliament.
fuck you and spend the money on the nhs
blocko was spot on last thread:>The notion that one must vote is a misconception and a flat-out lie. Voting, especially for centrist parties like the Reform Party, often leads to perpetuating the same systemic issues and false hopes. Nigel Farage and his ilk represent a façade of change, masking a continuation of degenerate bourgeois politics disconnected from true traditional principles. It is far more impactful for us to withdraw from this charade entirely, refusing to lend legitimacy to a broken system. By not participating, one rejects the superficiality of modern politics and remains true to the pursuit of genuine, lasting change for a better United Kingdom
>>473024854
fuck you you fucking little b itch
fucking cunt ayafucking cunt fuck you
The Telegraph hasn't been this irate since they sacked the help for misplacing the shrimp forks.
>>473025103>>473025130That's why i'm voting carla denyers for bristol central
Morning lads
9am update: my sources tell me that the Labour votes are FLOODING IN NATIONWIDE
>>473025164sleep more and possibly forever
>>473025172brokenshoesanon predicted this
>>473025094Cucked cope or shillposting bot?The Left haven't won all their victories over the last 50 years by not participating in politics and gambling on some great reversal that might, maybe, happen in the future. No, they've constantly pushed their agenda, slowly salami-slicing their way to victory. Each little victory allows you to strengthen your own position, weaken your enemies and get the general public accustomed to the new normal; all in preparation for the next step forward.Do you really think that if Reform fails and unchecked immigration continues for another 5, 10 or 15 years that suddenly everyone is going to rise up and take back the country in some glorious day of the rope?Like fuck they will. Every year that unchecked, third-world immigration is allowed to continue just makes a final solution harder and harder to enact. Refusing to vote doesn't move you any closer to genuine, lasting change - it moves you further away.
Voting Reform lads
>>473025154Yeah OK Adam
>>473025164https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWp8HaHaOQ
>>473025215nonsenseThe Reform Party's rise is a distraction for those on the right seeking genuine change. Nigel Farage, with his degenerate bourgeois tendencies and lack of true traditional principles, offers nothing but hollow promises. His leadership diverts energy away from meaningful action and deeper, more substantial reforms. Instead of chasing the fleeting success of such movements, it's imperative to stay focused on the enduring values and strategies that will lead to real, lasting improvements. Supporting the Reform Party is a misguided effort that detracts from the pursuit of authentic right-wing goals
suki suki daisuki
just washed me arsein the sinkat work
these exit polls are insane
early exit polls are showing that josh won (again)
>>473025094Kill yourself.
>>473025325not an argument blocko was right
>>473025164That Bald and Bankrupt in the background there lool
>>473024854ZERO JEETS
I'm going to vote for Gob.
>>473025246Pvt. Ramirez from Okinawa in da house.
>>473025402not an argumentblocko was right
Elmer predicted for a landslide victory
TOTALTORYDEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPoAxQ3pQ0
>>473025098CAN'T BARRAGETHE FARRAGE
So you guys have to accept that:1/ all societies decay2/ the democratic republics by the bourgeois will not be exempted from decay3/ the new society will not have the bourgeois at the top, ie it will not be a republic4/ if the new model of society is so obvious, the bourgeois will nip it in the bud, in order to keep their republics alive5/ the new society will NEVER EVER be created by any civil servant or businessman=>The solution will never come from the bourgeois like Farage, nor ffrom any media products like the coomer Zemmour in France, nor from a business product like the coomer Trump in the USA, nor from an academic product like Milei (in democracy, academia is part of the entertainment industry), let alone a self-made intellectual like Dugin, nor from a woman because, in democracy, women are products of bureaucracies and marketing.The solution will come from somebody who is not part of the republic. Only an external element and/or an external event to the republic will destroy the republic and the fake dichotomy bureaucrats-businessmen for good.The point is that it will be so strange that westerners won't see it coming.
>>473025246You're doing exactly the same thing tankies and eco warriors do. >nooooo don't vote labour you have to not vote/vote TUSC/SWP/Green/WPGB/Communist Party because Labour aren't true left>also remember there is no queer black disabled workers' liberation without Palestinian liberation!It just causes the other side to get in. Labour have only had 13 of the last 45 years in power because leftoid mongs can't just shut up. Reform has a genuince chance to replace the Tories if people are willing to rip off the sticking plaster, just like Labour usurped the Liberals in the 1920s
>warned for a troll posthow about you suck my fucking dick forever jannieshow about you gargle on my nuts for infinity
>>473025215The usual sad cunt. Just filter it.
>>473024854You know she voted for Nigel, and he voted for Starmergeddon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzhPGM1KedU
feeling comfy
>>4730250100
>>473025246Put your Anarchist flag back on you left-wing kike. Voting for Reform does nothing but strengthen the position of the right for further change in the future.
This time tomorrow esteemed barrister Sir Kier Starmer will be in 10 Downing StreetAngela Rayner will be DPM and Education SecretaryRachel Reeves ChancellorDavid Lammy Foreign SecretaryYvette Balls Home SecretaryT H I N G S
>>473025643You made the right choice
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/04/donald-trump-uk-rearmament-vladimir-putin-defence>I never thought I’d argue for rearmament. But a looming Trump presidency changes everything>A Putin-friendly president would pose a grave danger to Europe. Like it or not, this calls for greater defencelol
Just voted REFORM lads. I think they got a promotion on, votes for reform before 11am count double. So get out there and fucking do it.
>>473025172We have many accelerationists that want this shit to popoff. For that we need starmergeddon. Vote Liebour.
>>473025680>David Lammy Foreign SecretaryHahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>473025765Not good enough, i want three for free.
>>473025765Just want the snp out of Scotland tbqh
I google translated to gf i hope you fall off a tractor and die by being covered in chemicals from a stray cigarette she called my dad
>>473025679>>473025550lmfao chudsso delusional
>>473025769Starmer doesn't really accelerate anything beyond Sunak. He even matches the Tories on most of their policies. Accelerationism would be Farage or Galloway.
>>473025911Could be worse.She could have called her CCP handlers and had you rendered.
>>473025964I'll render the ccp
>>473025246>. His leadership diverts energy away from meaningful action and deeper, more substantial reformsDiverting from what? Football hooligans chanting "Tommy Robinson" in town centres at weekends? You're talking as if there's a viable right alternative movement currently.
>>473025939No both liebour and tories lead to destruction, reform will sinoly slow it down. We need ZOG to go kinetic and deploy the UN migrants.
>>473025911Tractors don’t handle slopes well
>>473026012>thinks he can personally render 1.5 billion peopleAlright big man
>>473026039is this your level of thinking?what a pseud you are
>>473025215>Cucked cope or shillposting bot?You're replying to one of the general's attention whores upset they haven't got everyone sucking them off because actual political things are happening.
DAVID FUCKING LAMMY HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO
>>473026039I want football hooligans to storm parly and jostle some nerdsCan you imagine a big bazza just picking up Pissy Poonak like a little garden gnome and throwing him into the Thames lmao
>>473026058Rendering your mum is 99.9% of the work
>>473026050Neither does your mum
>>473026149They won't storm anything without someone to organise them into a collective force of Blackshirts. And who do you think is most capable of doing that?
#dogsatpollingstations
It's going to be a glorious day. Vote Reform
>>473026161>>473026226>two your mum comebacks in a rowweak la.
>>473026243I don't disagree
>>473026290Your mum was weak
>>473026247Annoying middle-class normies and wine-aunts who force their dog into every situation for no good reason.
>>473026050Underrated
Are you guys seriously voting Reform or is this all trolling?Like, come on. They're not acceptable
>>473026332Cmon Cauldy you used to be funnier than this. King of the zing we called you.What happened?
>>473026374Spoil ballot
Moderated my beliefs on the genocidewe should only kill all of them
>>473026149Would be hilarious, its too bad bazza only does shit like that for mbenga and nigboo
>>473026412tha na cauldy
>>473026418Or could vote Greens? Maybe try to have nicer housing stock? Maybe fix the rivers yeah?Not just hate people, maybe try to make life better for everyone?
>>473026447Oh no, have I been rused by a Josh/Dago trick again?
good morning i hate women
>>473026374Yep, done and done. Looking to the future, the only thing youre voting on here is the opposition But the torehs getting proplapsed and reform getting seats means the possibility of credible rw politics going forward.
>>473026429They used to do it for irl white people issues like the poll tax riotsAnd that fucking worked as wellI think the internet is to blame, could never organise everyone to do that any more
>>473026247>#dogsatpollingstationsReminded me of this I saw earlier, the highest rated comment on the Guardian's liveblog for today: https://discussion.theguardian.com/comment-permalink/168414388>If you start watchingThe Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King(Extended Edition) at exactly 43 minutes past midnight, Aragorn will say “Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!” just as the BBC cut to the count in Richmond & Northallerton.Living vicariously through pop culture. Sad doesn't even begin to describe it
I'm voting for the massive willy party (I'm the sole candidate)
>>473026420Warning shots to the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
>>473026226Your mum batters you
>>473026468Are you gay or something lad?
>>473026495So like every other party your manifesto is built on lies?
>>473024854>corrupt paki billionaire family are just like me
>>473024854isn't it funny how "terrorists" never go for these people or buildings.
>>473026544Oh no! I have been done!*looks at massive willy in pants*Oh, actually, I haven't. Cope and seethe!
>>473026510Officer I will have to murder you if you reach, just to warn you from the get go
>>473026361Vastly
>>473026544You've done him, politically speaking.
>>473026468But one day i might become a millionaire by sitting around on bennies all day and they will tax my welf not on that lad
>>473025215Dago, pedo, most of the memeflags and disinfo wannabe
>>473026485Stick your trip on
>>473024854>ZERO SEATSZero Seats!>ZERO SEATSZero Seats!>ZERO SEATSZero Seats!>ZERO SEATSZero Seats!
Officer i'm a black gun instructor and you are being recorded on dash cam
Seeing as the election is a foregone conclusion, is there at least one thing you'll be glad Labour will be in for the next 5 years? For me, I'm glad we'll finally have a white man Prime Minister again
>all these fookin mongs thinking reform will get more than 8 seatsthey wont. you can screen cap this. its literally not possible under fptp for a new party to win anything especially when they are facing a labour/libdem/green block vote while also facing off against heritage/tories and other retarded vote split groups
>>473026535I just don't see any part tackling the issues that affect me, like my wages being low, or my transport options being poor or food being expensive.How will life ever become comfortable again if we keep voting for the establishment?
>>473025094>blah blah blah blah blahDon't care
>>473026654I'll be glad you never ask this question ever again
>>473025416/chug/ needs you for your daily humiliation. Toddle off, they are waiting.
My realistic choices: SNP, Tories.Not voooting.
>>473026374They want dole scroungers back in work or starving on the street. Of course I'm voting Reform
>>473026487I dont like right wing politics, it only seeks to destroy others who dont conform, it doesn't consider the whole of society
>>473026654For me its maybe one or two people becomming as blackpilled about politics as i have become as they realise no one has our best intrests at heart and we are ran by a bunch of rich wankers and nonces.
>>473026728>SNPTaig detected
I'd fuck kate bush in her pussy today and tomorrow she may be dead i'm not checking i stand by it
>>473026492dumas > tolkien
>>473026667post nose
>>473026632No bennies if Reform gets in, their policy is 4 months on the dole, then you starve.I'm sure crime won't spiral out of control if you take away the welfare state
>>473026667Im happy if they get 8 seats. This is a chance to change the 2 party system, got to be taken.And you never know, shy tory effect might happen and its a tory/reform coalition.
>>473026654I'm just hoping my fucking faggot MP Adam Holloway loses his seat.
>>473026757east of scrotland here, grim but no niggers in my town
Necromance, those heights wuthering heights
>>473026775have to get a job to buy a knife to commit a crimethink about it yeah?
>>473026069And you are literally pushing commie garbage, which is the absolute bottom of the barrel, while pretending to be "right-wing"Typical leftist kike, the second things aren't going well for you just skin-walk into the next thing to mislead and misdirect.
>>473026731But what if you lose your job? What safety net will there be?
>>473026678>>473026705>>473026824you seem mentally ill
Kate Bushes pussy is so allegedly dead without checking it makes my penis go mask off
>>473026802West coast with a single nigger unit in village
the bait got old last night gentlemenyou squandered it alreadyshould've waited until the result
im more right wing than you
>>473026819They can rob the knife from Tescos, then rob you for your hard earned tinned beans and loaf of bread.If I ever see it happen, I'll say to you "shouldn't have voted Reform then"
>>473026882each new day we learn
Britain Elects and multiple poll aggregations have had Reform win six to seven seats for the past two weeks as they stabilise at 16.5% on average. The seats predicted Reform will win are:Clacton (Nigel Farage)Boston and Skegness (Richard Tice)Castle Point (Keiron McGill)South Basildon and East Thurrock (James McMurdock)Hornchurch and Upminster (Nicholas Palmer)Herne Bay and Sandwich (Amelia Randall)Reform have had these seats basically confirmed to switch for two weeks now
>>473025492The ultimate Aussie IRL shit posters are coming to destroy the illiberal world order's current paradigm.
election tourists still in?i prefer the puranas of maha josh
I wish giorgia meloni would upload my consciousnesses to a 2d flash arena game grunt on newsgrounds
>>473026958am in bed lad
>>473026958
>>473025554_A_ troll post. God the jannies are retarded. You've never made a non troll post, Mr 77th Brigade.
>>473026819What you can openly shoplift now mate, walk into tescos and walk out with your sharp objects.
>>473026825Savings. Family support. Get another job. We need dole scroungers to understand when you bully your mum to death and the rest of your family disown you, you can't rely on the state to step in and wipe your arse you're truly on your own
>>473026654Accelerate.
Can't wait for Ling Ling to be deported back to gookland when Farage becomes our next prime minister later tonight.
>>473026934SNP getting pumped will be a highlight
>>473026976he is among us>>473026982bames
>>473026934>15% of the votes>less than 1% of the seatsfptp is phenomenally gay
>>473025359(((Benjamin Rich)))
>>473026997I see ukraine deployment in their future, and the establishment hates military goyim and will have them killed for entertainment.
>>473026982>>473027052can you sense the desperation?I can
>>473026997where do you live
>>473027052it's crazy how spot on josh, blocko, and eddie were regarding the electionrabbit is on the ropes
ballot spoilt with following poem:Starmers a cuntrishi is toowhy cant i vote reformmust be the jews
>>473027013So you want Victorian England but more authoritarian. And what happens if you have no savings because rent and food is expensive, and you have no familgly? You just want people to die? 2024 is a strange year, I don't understand why people are cutting off their noses to spite their faces
>>473026050Minor Kek. Cross Slopes especially.
>>473027046woah woah we're only deporting brownoids. Cute Asians can stay. Ling Ling has a brothel to run
>>473027107>>473025316
>>473026339Its their cope for not having kids to raise.
>>473027107YOU WANNA REACH NIRVANA OR NOT KID>>473027114look at the sheeple huddling around the false prophet farage
>>473026934>no Habib
>>473025316expect a deepening of anti josh fantastical sentiment over the coming hours
>>473026654The labour party candidates seem to be drawn from pools of scum these days, not posh scum like David Cameron or Boris Johnson, posh scum can at least make their scandals interesting. Mind you, Call Me Dave seems to have grown up a bit, Boris is still just a schoolyard bully. But no the likes of Rayner, that black one who was on tag if she's still an MP, will make this an interesting 5 years. It will be rule by BAME chavs, with Keir as the out of his depth head master trying to keep everyone in line. I unironically expect a brawl to break out in the commons at some point.
>>473027125Pure pottery
>>473027129there is too much money going around, even bismarck introduced wellfare systemsto ward off proto communisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Socialism_(Germany)>State Socialism (German: Staatssozialismus) was a set of social programs implemented in the German Empire that were initiated by Otto von Bismarck in 1883 as remedial measures to appease the working class and detract support for socialism and the Social Democratic Party of Germany following earlier attempts to achieve the same objective through Bismarck's Anti-Socialist Laws.[1][2] As a term, it was coined by Bismarck's liberal opposition to these social welfare policies, but it was later accepted by Bismarck.[3][4] This did not prevent the Social Democrats from becoming the biggest party in the Reichstag by 1912. According to historian Jonathan Steinberg, "[a]ll told, Bismarck's system was a massive success—except in one respect. His goal to keep the Social Democratic Party out of power utterly failed. The vote for the Social Democratic Party went up and by 1912 they were the biggest party in the Reichstag".[5]
>>473026728Do your part for Zero Seats today. Vote SNP.
>>473027188it's crazy to think about the scope of the illusory world in which the reform voters of brit/pol/ are living in to think that Nigel Farage, the most degenerate bourgeois of all time, could miraculously save the UK by them casting a ballotit's crazy
>>473027228seethe deflects off j-sh like water off a ducks back
>>473026959Say bye bye to Ling Ling.
>>473027129>so you want them to die Or they could just, you know, get a fucking job
>>473026485All wogs have to go back, no matter how based.
>>473027262Roosevelt did the same
>>473027278platos cave
>>473027228hold the line
Scotland had a brief white man moment with Swinney, now its going to be Anas Sarwar tomorrow.
>>473027284autism and narcissism are a fantastic combo when it comes to protecting one's ego
>Labour winsHe has to get a job>Reform winsHe has to get a job We've already won
>>473027317night la, cya tonight x
>>473027008>>473026906tescos has a big black nigerian security guard, you ain't taking shit from there bruv maybe aldi or lidls
>>473027356youve done themyouve done the egoic creatures
If we deport Cauldron's gf we have to help him find a new one rom-com style. We'll go round to his house and style his hair then take him out on a series of increasingly improbable adventures in which none of us get more noticeably drunk despite all the drinking until we set him up with a pale ginger Scotch slag with a crippling valium addiction.
you fucking bitch
move aside autistic neckbeard regulars this is an /electiontourist/ general now
>>473026418Tried doing it blind and actually scribbled on the table. Ended up having to actually chose one sadly (did it first thing so went into autopilot as such).
*Bang Bang* >CAM ON INGERLAND REMOVE SUM TORY SEATS*Bang Bang* >CAM ON INGERLAND KICK THE ORIENTAL OUT
>>473027479You're walking in the woods. There's no-one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Nigel Farage. He's following lingling, about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks in to a sprint.
>>473025730luv blacksluv gaysluv war'ate whites'ate populismsimple as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTgt6XSngG0
>>473027314innit
hope reform increase immigration
gonna wake up tomorrow an see labour have wonmight take the day off
If you don't vote Reform, you're a cuck.
>>473027645refuted by blocko: >>473025094
>>473027569Shia la beouf is one of the greatest human beings alive today
The Daily Mail endorses Reform
>>473025765Absolute state of you, you fucking wanker. Bleating and droning on about fucking reform every thread. Truly brain-dead behaviour.
>>473027288There are 1 million job vacancies and 9 million unemployed. How the fuck does that work. Seriously, this country scares the fuck out of me, anyone can lose their job.
>>473026676>wages lowOk>transport options pooridk move house? Compared to 99% of the world our transport is absolutely fine>food being expensiveWe have some of the lowest food prices in the world, basically on par with burgerland but at much higher quality, our normal meat is like their premium>voting for the establishmentGreens are the establishment and even if they weren't they don't and will never poll well, pointless voting for them Don't vote for anyone, just spoil
Time to vote reZING.
>>473027616this is retarded if they are chained it ruins the allegory
>>473027569with nothing but lust in his eyes and a gaping, foaming mouth he inches closer, and closer as you break in to a full sprint. on all four our nige approaches, until he finally catches you. you shudder, you brace yourself for what you think is imminent death, but he stops. the four legged specimen stands up and with his gloriously high pitched voice shouts at you; 'HELLO! We're sending them back and lowering your taxes'
>>473027703what is the point in working
how long has that lad been forcing the zing gimmick?
A vote for Gob is a vote for Blockwog.
>>473027689how to prevent a tory survival?
i'll be keeping an eye out for a cyan id for fucking with shia
I have just voted for Labour instead of Reform de lads. I know deep down it wasn't the right thing to do, but an intense wave of anxiety took over me when the pencil I was holding was hovering over the Reform tick box. Forgive me.
>>473027413I bet no one fucks with you or your boyfriend.Nah the knives at aldi are blunt and brittle. Banging chicken skewers though
>>473027689>protest votes for ReformDunno, the polling and canvassing reports make it sound more so that voting Tory is the protest vote.
josh is fucking seething
>>473027786did you have a voting loicense? without it they throw your vote away
When do the results start coming in?
>>473027786I didn’t vote, I don’t believe in democracy. I believe in Thule, the ancient city, and I believe that Farage is the candidate who is going to raise Thule, and Atlantis. I believe in global cooling, the sea levels lowering, and I believe in land rising from the bottom of the ocean with ancient ruins on it, like the ruins of Thule. I believe Farage will accomplish all of this. He’s going to prove that UFO’s exist; the government has known about it for a long time. They know that UFO’s are out there and are trying to communicate with us, and that they have secrets about the origins of human consciousness. Are you familiar with the german philosopher Friedrich Schelling? Have you read the Critical Historical Introduction to the Philosophy of Mythology? Schelling is a German Idealist philosopher, he was roommates with Holderlin, and Hegel, and he talks about all of this, he predicted it a long time ago. Farage is going to make german idealism real, he’s going to complete the system. Immanuel Kant could not complete the system of german idealism; Farage is going to complete the system - He is going to derive the complete system of german idealism. Hegel couldn’t do it, Schelling couldn’t do it, Fichte couldn’t do it, Jacobi couldn’t do it, Reinhold couldn’t do it, no one could complete the system of german idealism. German idealism: First critique published in 1781 - Farage is a Kantian.
>>473027714Why do you love being a slave lmao. Its ok for literal Lords and Barons to live in mansions but a minimum wage linked to productivity is communism.Country's cooked
>>473027736I N O R G A N I Chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC_L59PvAtw
>>473027819j-sh is incapable of seethe
>>473027832exit polls are 10pm results are fuck knows am
>>473027714>Don't vote for anyone, just spoil>Conceding defeat before it's even begunPretty cucked
>>473027689Retards that headline looks like an endorsement of Farage at first glance.
>>473027819he's a good lad that josh lad
>>473027714>We have some of the lowest food prices in the worldWhat next, we have the best weather and beaches
>>473027665Lego can’t refute anything Elmer was right
>>473026488The internet has been made useless for independent social organization courtesy of Eglin Airforce base:Containment Control for a Social Network with State-Dependent Connectivityhttps://arxiv.org/abs/1402.5644\
>>473027850seething nonce
>>473027665That's dumb nihilistic shit. If you don't vote, you'll continue to get fucked. Vote and then if you really don't like the way things are then get involved with local politics.
where's sosban?why is rabbit in hiding?
>>473027750>how long has that lad been forcing the zing gimmick?Don't reply to him, for the same reason I don't reply to anons who mention namefags (they are very often the namefag themselves and just trying gain importance and acceptance).Hope this helps.
>>473027772Vote Elmer
>>473027741beertokens
i kant do this no more
reZING is a party of free will, no force required.
>>473027741Well if anons get their way there will be no jobs, no bennies, no food. Lol they think people will just calmly starve and won't descend into total chaos
>>473027848>oh my lord, he is a cactus
oh no they got this all wrongI meant, vote farage? And you'll get them
>>473026510That only happens to people in possession of the Westminster Pedophile Dossier.
>>473027703>There are 1 million job vacancies and 9 million unemployed.>How the fuck does that work.Failed state. If not now then not as far as you may think in the future.The ones not being hired are simply being placated by the state so as to not be a problem to the ones working.>>473027786Did the same. Kind of regret it too.
>>473027892>you have to vooooootlmfaowhat an idiot you are
>>473027863Unironically
>>473027689This has to be the worst rag in history
>>473027913>he isnt hibernatemaxxing
>>473027907
>>473027832We'll know by about 3am who has won
>using a pencil to cast your ballotwell that's not open to exploitation at all
>>473027857It will make more difference than actually voooootingIf I make it eye catching enough, and ambiguous enough, their procedures dictate that they have to more thoroughly read it. If even one person reads my lunatic ravings I have won.
Think I'll hop on a VPN and mirror Josh's flags to suppress his influence
>>473027978It's more secure than electronic voting and ink (can disappear) votinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkH2r-sNjQs
>>473027703There's millions of josh's. They're too stupid to realise they've brought this hate on themselves. Most people wouldn't care if they died of starvation on the street. They should be put in shared rooms with 3 meals and nothing else. If you want more go and find a job
>>473027966i dont believe in it
>>473028038you seem mentally ill
>>473027863Yes, lowest food prices, particularly meat. Look it upAlso yes our weather and beaches are phenomenal, you must be a BAME
>>473027926Yeah, they outsourced all the jobs, made the peasants fight amongst themselves, now want to take away the one thing keeping millions of violent chavs in line.What do people think is gonna happen? Beggars won't politely ask for money, they'll form gangs. Society will become even more brutish, and nasty
>>473028052the blockchain makes it impossible to be post-kantian
>>473028050start robotmaxxing, automationpilled
>>473027973More like midnight
>>473027883Eglin Airforce base loves to browse reddit, apparently
>>473027942Yeah let me just head to Skegness over Marbella lol, you fucking cuckold
>>473028050how much are you gonna seethe when labour starts talking about UBI?
>>473028050robbery, extortion, prostitution, slingingdrugs are jobs as good as any other if you starve otherwise
>>473028090you kant speak to women lmao
Sesh one pandaswhere are pandas from google it
>>473027950I'm a wolf not a bear!Grrrrrr!
>PPE for the homeless >Cheap Freddos>Bigger Pot Noodles>Direct line to butcher>No darkies>No jews>Prrscription weed for everyone >Bullseye returns to tv VOTE ELMER
>>473027071We'll see. There are a lot of faction at play in Ukraine. Regulars will only be openly sent if the USA orders it.>>473027111In your head.
>>473028050Slavery today, slavery tomorrow, slavery forever!See you in the camps sis
can you bring your own permanent marker pen to vote?
I have a e-gfdo you?
>>473028148Sichuan
>>473028173I'd vote elmer
>>473028175adelaide
>>473028151You're a puppy and you were born in China. Better luck next time kid.
>>473028173>Direct line to butcherbased
remember eu citizens cant vote but the rgeat people of ghana can
>>473028197pronounced sesh one
>>473025680>esteemed barrister Sir Kier Starmer will be in 10 Downing Streetnice to see a workin class lad representin at last
>>473028072No, meat is ridiculous. I have travelled, you dumbass, a steak here is far more expensive than in Copenhagen or Stockholm.Idk why your blatantly shilling
>>473028144>>473028189
>>473028107Nah, parties can demand recounts. I suspect Reform will do that a lot
Final Electoral Calculus poll has Reform locked in for 7 seats
>>473027913We'll feed them. They'll get free healthcare and dentists. They want a telly or playstation or internet or a phone. Get a job. Welfare is supposed to be the absolute last resort to keep you alive not a lifestyle choice
>Live in one of the safest Labour seats in the UK>Reform and Tory candidates from darn sarth and don't even bother sending a leaflet, never mind door knocking>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT VOTE??? NO POINT??? WHAT ARE YOU A COMMIE??All so pointless
>>473028135>prostitutionI'll give you €15 to lick my feet or I'll report you for turning down gainful employment
>>473024854Starner says he's atheist but he and his family attend a synagogue.So his family is Jewish and he is atheist?He is Jewish but doesn't believe in God?What?What's going on with this guy??Why are you going to synagogue if you are an atheist??
>>473028258What, from a restaurant or in a supermarket?
blacks ans irishes
Most my estate vote reform
>>473028230ReeeeeeeeeeWhat about you, is your dad a peer of the realm?
>>473025643>>473025700just got back home ladsfirst time votingbeing able to vote for nige is a dream come true if nothing else
>>4730283321 million jobs9 million unemployed
>>473027926If the state are going to pay people anyway, why not get some work out of them? I never really understood why welfare was just given out. If you're paying people because they don't have a job, send them somewhere to do some work. There's loads of shit that needs doing, from cleaning to filing to courier stuff. Lots the government needs done. But they just decided to give the money away for free.This is such a stagnant country.
>>473028242explain
>>473027892He's seen the writing on the wall. Even labour have said they're going to stop bennies. Nobody supports scroungers or scroungers interests
im voting for the irish nationalists
>>473028332So a literal subsistence economy, on the level of subsaharan Africa but more authoritarian England Prevails!
>>473028387estate lives
>>473028412>If the state are going to pay people anyway, why not get some work out of them?if there is work to do then why cant the state higher them and pay them market rates?
accelerationists be like: give your enemies everything and hope they lose at some point
>>473028430if youre from the comonwelf you can vote here
which party will abolish tax?oh right none of them, not voting.
>>473028083>What do people think is gonna happen?I think you missed the part where wagie gets bummed by the chavs on top of the obvious brutality. The rise of the butt hurt will be the interesting part as there won't be much the aristobrats can do about that.>>473028333Same predicament for most places in London.>>473028412>If the state are going to pay people anyway, why not get some work out of them?Simply that it is easier to not bother and the state don't genuinely care about people as long as they benefit from the working wagies.
>>473028354He flip-flops depending on who he is talking to. We all know this and that's why he can't be trusted.
>>473028356Both. Don't believe me, book your own flight, nothing stopping you.I have been to expensive cities, Dubai, Singapore, but London is the most expensive by far, its outrageous, especially relative to average earnings.
>>473028530so I can vote in a British election?? i don't think so
fuming
>>473028222That's the Australian Federal Police child porn and gore poster.>>473028230If he's a puppy in China, next time will be coming soon.
>>473028412Literal slavery was abolished about 170 years ago pal
>>473028571yes you can rajesh
>>473028412if they had people on welfare doing that stuff that would put other people out of a job lmfao, which would create more unemployment
>>473028528the tories are worse than labor
>>473025154>in danger ofThe UK is already the Mississippi of Europe, there isn't much further they can fall into irrelevance.
the irish are back
>BAMEs linked to the wrong threadone jobyou still fucked it
>>473028584queensland
>>473028518Stop asking reasonable questions. Blame the individual, not the mega corporations that use state money to top up their low wages
>>473028629the irish are back
>>473028431>Even labour have said they're going to stop benniesBullshit, where did they say that
>>473028135Which bit of "you get fed" have you read as starving?Internet. Playstations. Your own flat. Phones. Money. Those things should be reserved for working people. It's hard enough paying this shit for your own family never mind paying for a leech that contributes nothing and never will unless he's forced
>>473028333It's almost like not every vote matters.
>>473028354>Why are you going to synagogue if you are an atheist??Plotting world domination and the extermination of the Goyim.
>>473028587naw, tnhis implies I have to be "resident", presumably of Britainhttps://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8985/otherwise, I want to vote!
im about to go to Japan
>>473028657true that>>473028412because we don't need rope you nonceit's about skillsand while this goes on we continue as always to subsidise business
>>473026825Thieve lead off a roof
>>473028544>wagie gets bummed by the chavsPeasants fighting amongst themselves whilst the elite who set up these conditions live in mansions and their kids are set for life
>>473026676If you don't like living in a high cost low wage country why dun you fuck off innit.
>>473026934Hoping for 18% vote share, enough to make it look ridiculous Lib Dems having a lot more seats
>>4730286771 million jobs9 million unemployedAI knocking more jobs out of the. market each yearbit thick aren't you
>>473028716japan
>>473028561Denmark 1kg beef 16.24 dollarsUK 1kg beef 13.33 dollarsAmongst developed nations we have the lowest food prices, and with extremely high food standards. Something to be proud of tbqh and you will miss it when it's gonr
>>473028677>Your own flatOpen the workhouses! Make these people work in exchange for food! To be fair, it's been tried since the dawn of history, this old slavery lark
>>473028677anon tell me how stacking shelves at tesco earns the right to your own flat etc
>>473028677are they allowed to construct their own favelas?
>>473028716please be careful not reveal your todger to the cleaning lady
>>473028677>It's hard enough paying this shit for your own familyWho made it hard, you dumb cuckold. Who shipped the jobs overseas and inflated the labour market with immigrants? Who handed out government contracts to corporations worth billions whilst their employees earn pennies an hour and live in damp housing?The system relies on stupid people like you to continue existing
>>473028438>making people get a job if they want stuff is literal authoritarian nightmare fuelYou can always get a dinghy to somewhere that'll give you free shit
>>473028730Gypsy battle royale
>>473028760denmark mentioned
>>473028858both parties did
>>473028741Good advice, I have no answer other than yeah, good point.See you on the other side of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD1GoxSAc_k
>>473028587>>473028530Can only vote if you're from Commonwealth country AND live in Britain:>A qualifying Commonwealth citizen is someone who is resident in the UK and who has leave to remain in the UK or does not require leave to remain.>Electoral registration officers can check the immigration status of applicants from a Commonwealth nation.>Malta and Cyprus are both Commonwealth and EU countries. Citizens of both countries have voting rights to all elections in the UK, if they are resident and fulfil all other criteria, because of their Commonwealth status.
>>473028760>extremely high food standardsHe's never been to Dixy Chicken
>>473028518>just give me free shit and let me shitposts 18 hours a dayNo
>>473028596I mean those jobs that just aren't getting done. Look at the absolute state of most cities, since the council can't be bothered checking things out or doing any cleaning.Think of all those times you've seen half the road closed because contractors left all the cones out and the council hasn't sent anyone out to check if they're done. A dole scrounger could gather up all those cones.
temporarily embarassed millionaire in the thread with corporate cock in his mouth
>>473028858>who(((Who))) indeed.
>>473028741>>473028914if you leave your ancestral home because things get a bit tough and you cant live in absolute luxury, then i cant help but see you as a coward
>>473028995good take for you
>>473028894We only vote for the House of Commons. The House of Lords, the judiary, the civil service, the media elite and the think tanks are all intact from one government to the next.Its a fools game to think the Commons dictates the course of the country
>>473028754You get fed. You live in a hostel. What more do you deserve?
>>473028760germany$6.05 - $9.83
>>473028962>people getting paid dont give a fuck>let's force people doing it for free to do it, they'll definitely care
>>473028662
>>473028962>since the council can't be bothered checking things out or doing any cleaning.This is the problem with not funding LAs & privatisation.Underfund them, they can't afford to pay the staff, they strike, the miss shifts.Privatise it? The Danish company contracts some nonce in a satellite city to do it and they just don't meet SLAs since there's no punishment, they're free to do what they want for 2-4 years and will get the contract again, since they have pushed local business' out. They don't need to recruit staff to carry out the work either, since it's a safe job.
>>473029090there is too much money going around for the changes that are proposed here to not lead to mass increase in violence and erosion of civilian institutions
>>473029025Englands over anon, its over. People don't realise how precarious employment is, they've fallen for Daily Mail lives and genuinely want Victorian England back.They just have to watch one documentary to see how terrible this is. England is over.
multiple generations of my family paid in to the system their whole working lives, I am therefore entitled to withdraw the bennies. And no 22 year old mong working in a call centre is going to lord it up at me over it
Has Lily Allen made foot fetishism mainstream now?Can't stand the libshit bitch, but damn she has cute toes ngl
>>473029053How does one escape the hostel/ workhouse?
>>473029193sole traderi'd fuck those feetnot even into feet
>>473029114In reality it will just be more job fair bullshit and simplifying the system. The reality is you can't cut benefits because the benefits aren't even that much compared to the cost of living and too many people get some form of support
>>473029196You don't.
>>473029116If we weren't paying scroungers you can use that money to employ people. Or make the payment linked to emptying bins or sweeping the streets. You're being paid. You should work
>>473029193her feet are giving me a foot fetish
>>473029193Haven't seen her digits.Thought she died in like 2009 or sumfin.
>>473029196you build shacks and if the coppers come you get the lads and beat them up
>>473029114Disgusting statement. Many people want to work but can't. Implying civilisationall collapse is the fault of the individual.They shipped the jobs overseas, what are people supposed to do, they set it up so people fail then blame them for the government's policies
>>473029256people are already being paid to sweep streets
>>473029256>If we weren't paying scroungers you can use that money to employ people>If we weren't paying scroungers you can use that money to employ peopleLOLLMAOYeah, ya see, problem is, they don't pay scroungers a full living wage or even close to it.
>>473029192Your family have taken out far more than they ever put in. You are the classic generational scrounger
>>473029078Germany 17.47 for 1kg of beef by my tableThis is for 'back leg red meat' or equivalent so it is an effective comparison where cut quality is controlled forCope
i'd fuck lily allens little brother to get access to her feet and i'm not even into eat
>>473029256Mad, isn't it. Money taken away from services that could employ people so that it could be given to people to do nothing.Something along the line just went wrong, and it's like everyone is too afraid or embarrassed to try to fix it.
>>473029196Get a job or a dinghy
>>473029313Have they? Mate you're a greasy 22 year old call centre employee
>>473029238Sounds like slaverys back on the menu boys!Children born into the workhouse become wards of the state, the Daily Mail says its their own fault, should have worked harder in the womb
>>473028948Raw ingredients being GMO free, free range etcOf course swarthoids serving it in chicken shops wipe their arses with their hands, but that's a hygiene issue
>>473029256The majority of people on benefits work. Their wages are topped up by universal credit.This is too complicated for you to understand why it's bad
now ask him if its scrounging when corporations don't pay tax but use public infrastructure
>>473028518The state can't afford it
People treat like life it's a joem
>>473029274Vote reform, get shacks lining the streets with roving gangs.Seems about right
>>473029381Their parents should have worked harder. They're part of a lazy defective bloodline, an undesirable caste. Or maybe they should have worked harder in their previous life so they could have been reincarnated as a rich person.
>>473029425The brilliant thing is they're subsidising business, I love it!>>473029340I fucking hate old people too mate.Every one of them should be flayed, raped and thrown off the top of a building while aflame.
>>473029305You're getting your flat paid, free healthcare, free opticians, dental, council tax. You're being paid far more than you realise. Not for much longer
>>473029313is scrounging when corporations don't pay tax but use public infrastructure?
>>473029348How do you get a job if you are working in a workhouse in order to eat food?How do you get money for professional clothes, how do you get money for the internet to send off a CV?
New>>473029520>>473029520
>>473029509NOOOOOOO THEY'RE THE WEALTH CREATORS
>>473029404>Raw ingredients being GMO freeLmao, you are a fool. Our crops are already genetically modified, a law was passed in 2023 allowing it.Keep up old man
>>473029498>flat paidnope>free healthcaresame for you mate>free opticiansnot blind>dentalteeth are good, brush twice and floss ya dosser>council taxpay that subsidy for privatisation>you're being paid far more than you realiseAs are you, you dense fucking cunt.You are subsidised by government, they pay you more in benefits than you pay i. You are a fucking leech, a waste of fucking matter.
>>473029434The Dailg Mail hasn't download that mod into his brain, so no comprehende
>>473029487The sins of the father carry onto the son. Generational slavery.Well done, you're a complete cunt, i dont doubt a ton of the Lords wet themselves at the thought of such a system
>>473029492Businesses basically get double-subsidy. Government pays their underpaid staff, and the staff can use that topped up money to actually buy products the business makes.Without benefits, no-one could afford the products these companies shit out, and they would collapse.
>>473029583Well there you go. I don't deny that it will eventually go to shit, hence why I said you'll miss it.As a country we can never be allowed to have nice things (sick international joke I guess?) so it's only natural that they take away our high quality cheap food, it's about the last thing they can take away from us economically
>>473029381>having kids when you're in the workhouseMakes sense
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>>473029746No
>>473028677How do you get a job without the internet or a phone retard?If a professional gets made redundant because his firm went bust is he supposed to just dig holes and not have any time/means to find another professional jobYour proposals would create an economy of menial Soviet drudgery
>>473029425You don't. There's millions of lazy stupid fucks just like you. We can't afford you. cost of living has made people look at you like never before. The tide is well and truly turning.
>>473028677>Those things should be reserved for working people.mateyou're fucking deludedfuck all that commie zogged shitwaterwater should be reserved for working peopleyou're addicted to trashend yaself
>>473029838People are only looking at the "dole scroungers" because it's racist to look at the immigrants.
>>473029532I've got a brilliant idea! Let's just pay people to do nothing forever. Let's make it a lifestyle choice. Who's going to pay for it? I don't know, those people that work I suppose
>>473029964Better one.Kill every motherfucker wageslave on earth.They're prostitutes and have no values.They will toe the line with anyone who promises them home.You've been clocked mate.Well and fucking truly.
>>473029900>Threaten to stop his bennies because we can't afford it. Turns far right nazi and blames immigrantsKek
>>473027941No one says you have to vote. But telling people not to vote as some act of rebellion is retarded unless you're planning a revolution.
>>473030324>unless you're planning a revolution.that's precisely what we're planninga (counter)revolution of the aristocrats
>>473030324Voting is for suckers.
>>473025361>voting for the party that will bring in infinite niggers without pretending to care all because hurr brown man badvery sensible
>>473030596>brown man badhttps://youtu.be/3Jkp_A6udso
