>Millions head to the polls to vote in UK general electionhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn09xn9je7lt>Who is Conservative Party leader Rishi Sunak?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c100mep38g4o>Who is Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4nn78d1djro
Arr Ser Kier Starmer, Lord Protector of the Realm, will fix the country.
BAKERS FECKING ITS 6 GREENTEXT HEDERS FFS >>473067000 Trips LARPing this badly here get a pot noddle dave yer live alone in a shitty high rise ffs This rather apt song fanks moz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzhvJh9NRY [Embed]
Voted Reform for the banter
Council wouldn't register me to vote they don't think my address exists. Globohomo keeping the refoomer down.
>>473067312That new series not season of house of a dragons not bad la based Moz talking about doing fat lassies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C906lbkcYug
It’ll be Calmer with Starmer
So when are we getting the results for the election that won't change anything?
>>473067565you can be queer with Kier
>>473067670It will change a lot, for the better. Results tomorrow.
Who's watching?https://lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-or-election-night-special-04-07-2024
>>473067464Based me too. Won’t stop the brown horde but it will make me happy knowing there are still others out there who are based.
Question for you brits: How much do you think the Reform party 'scandals' prior to this election will affect their results?
>>473067670after the voting polling stations close 10pm they'll count the votes overnight and we'll know tomorrow.
Rishi is possibly the worst PM I think we’ve ever had.
>>47306767010pm for exit polls, that’s about 2am for you North Pole eskimos
>>473067812I wasn't aware of any scandals,
>>473067176
Reform is FUCKED, all you chuds have wasted your vote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=389zeVduKPg
>>473067739FACK OFF LYING CANT 6 months of same but MOAR ILLEGALS and SHARIA LAW in ALL CITIES NHS COLLAPSE BLAME TORIES GET Private health care like yanks now PlebsEVERY WHITE WORKER wILL PAY MOAR IN TAXES LOOK at SADIQ HE just said those dumbos fooled into EVs fre congestion ,it runs out in on XMAS DAY 2026 You will pay moar than a pet car ..keks
>>473067739>he's serioushahahaha
>>473067842>Truss busts in>puts niggeconics in charge>does not elaborate>increases everyones mortgage £300>leaves
>>473068054>chudsELECTION NEWFAG TOURISTA CUNT GET OFF MY IMAGE BOARD CUNT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
>>473068184Absolutely based truss, most Chad prime minister we never had
>>473068074You write like you belong on a Jay Slater missing page. Ave they LOOKED in the sea???
>>473068145Two years from now, when Kier does a decent job, you will eat your words mate.
>>473068054Looks like type of lad you could enjoy a cheeky pint with.
>>473068184Truss was fucked over by the BoE
>>473068313Keir is going to get totally cannibalised by his own party, having a big majority is going to be bad for him because that means more left wing radicals who will never be happy with anything he does. Wouldn’t surprise me if the ousted him within the first year
>>473068313are you hoping to get your sex change on the NHS?ywnbarw
>>473067999trips if FAT PAEDO KING SOSIG FINGERS WAS BASED
>>473068313>you will eat your words mate.Thats literally all britons will have to eat by then
>>473068412Truss was fucked over by being born a retard.
>>473068440Looking forward to some stability.>>473068453The economy will improve under labour.
>>473068421It’s already happening apparently. My source is some random basedboi on Twitter but I believe it.
>>473067538Really colors the meaning now that we know he is a twisted old fruit. Damn size queen.
Eyes down for election night bingo>Captcha: akkawk
>>473068412Because Truss was dropped on her head, rather than playing it smart she came in like a wrecking ball, 15% change here, 15% change there, gradual, I know what she was going for but she was so fucking stupid.
>>473067176Voted Reform because I had to walk past the polling station to get to work but it doesn't really matter who wins. The Conservatives have been in power since 2010 and yet the rate of replacement migration has gone up year after year without interruption. No government is willing to do what's necessary to prevent is from becoming minorities within a few short decades. Whoever wins, we lose.
Just voted for Liz Truss.
>>473068503
>>473068704Thank you!
>>473067176When does the voting end? When will they stop the count?
>>473068287You need to go back cant when yer lurked moar reply kiddo
>>473068737>le covid nurse man
>>473068769When all the votes have been counted??
>>473068678>>473068489yeah, i know. she shouldn't have been so radical like Johnson during the pandemic. what a fucking tard
Ah I didn't realise you guys were using this thread (I'm OP)I recommend you use this thread which was made slightly earlier:>>473067110>>473067110>>473067110>>473067110We can use this thread next
>>473068769voting closes 10pm BST, votes are counted overnight
reminder to vote reform but tell the exit pollster you voted labour or tory
>>473068769>When will they stop the count?Soon as the 9th bong has hit.
It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.
When I went to London in 1996, I saw a mostly white city, with the curious additions of the british empire, a few exotic shops here and there, might spot a hindu bloke on the bus. When I went recently, all I could see, was niggers, pakis, indians, and slavs. It says a lot about a nation if their capital is a overrun by invaders.
>>473068931Enoch just can't stop winning.
>>473067812Not really, we've heard it all before desu. The Nazi stuff will put people off but shooting boat monkeys would generally have nods of approval across the country.
>>473068421ITS GOINg TO BE AMAZING Come back Corbinz kekesYou young uns will never see a better concert ..kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
Angela Rayner is going to be pegging all her constituents at her clinics in Ashton-Under-Lyne.
>>473068950>19961 year before the great cultural revolution
>>473068845Johnson was somewhat stable. I certainly wasn't paying £400 extra a month on my mortgage under him and an emergency budget.
The king has spoken
>>473069023at 50 quid a throw we could have the national debt licked in under six months
>>473068313>Kier does a decent jobI should not know more about Brit politics than a Brit. If you truly think that please kill yourself immediately. You are a disease.
>>473069115You think Trump did a decent job lol
Jnigger is an adult baby
>>473069089Why are those counters so low. Are people just really short there? Those are barely knee-height for me. That is weird.
>>473068054Still voting are Nige, 15% popularity and 6+ seats
>>473069086The reaction to Truss' budget should have set alarms bells ringing, well it did but blame was placed on the wrong shoulders. Does the government run the country or does (((the market)))
>>473069200Fast food is for children
>>473068845what she did was almost a copy of the disastrous 1972 Barber Budget, which also led to a Sterling crisis and Britain having to be bailed out by the IMFit's not surprising she spooked the market, her budget was a textbook example of the wrong solution at the wrong time, it was entirely ideological with no consideration of the real situation.
>>473069200kids
>>473068864Nah, you can keep the nonce to yourself. I'm staying here.
>>473068634>he is a twisted old fruit.HOW VERY DARE YOU HE WAS VOTED THE GREATEST ENGLISH PERSONALITY then scum lab hated him cos he said illegals will ruin the GB in the 90sLove that manc daft NME trolling kid
>>473068680It's not possible through the political structure. Only way out is to make a company called "LADS" employ lads. Sell clothing, phones, gym to lads. Get US investment from a venture capitalist firm. Build a semiconductor factory. Float on the stock market. Eventually buy back the UK land off King William and ban undesirables.
>>473069233The market of course, big banking, she should have played it smart, played the game, not smash the plate and expect everyone to be chill
>>473069162Oh shit, you are a true believer. I thought you were trolling/shilling. >u like trumpWhere do you think you are?
>>473069089>The king has spoken
>>473068931it would be funny if I didn't live here,
>>473069362It's funny that you're calling me a true believer when you're a trump cultist.
>>473068864SHIT CUNTS years ago YER WERE DOXXED and RAIDED for t. SHYTE double breading
>>473069233We already learned the answer to that question 32 years ago
>This will really show them
>>473069039lets remember how the last Tory govt. descended into chaos;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4QQN2aqeKA
How is the gennyleccy going lads
>>473069422Nothing wrong with a bit of Trump love.
>>473069390England expects every man to do his duty.
>>473069668Trump is a retarded sociopath narc and he's incompetent.
>>473069233with market capitalism the market does set the price of risk and hence, through the sovereign bond markets, the interest rate,the biggest mistake was artificially repressing interest rates after the GFC,it was the govt. Labour, Conservative and Lib Dems who made this mess,
>>473069788Doesn't do the wars they want though
>>473069788>a retarded sociopath narcWho isn't these days tbqhwy.All just a bunch of nasty little control freaks getting off on the power to be able to tell other people what to do and how they should live their lives.
>>473069915He tried starting a few wars
Voted Labour. Not much point in voting for anything else where I live. The old constituency here before the boundary changes has voted Labour in every GE for the last 50 years, and the new constituency probably will for the next 50 years to come. Might as well back the winning team.
>>473069969This is a logical fallacy.
>>473067176>She's partial to the periwinkle blue
>>473069984Civil war is based
>>473069988Glory hunter, get a job at the sun
Voted for Reform.
>>473067176what's with the dogs in every polling station photo?
>>473067565I'm getting Ravey with Davey.
>>473067312>will fix the country.As in we'll be riding around in a wheelchair. Then again we were getting fixed anyway
>>473070287Cool
>>473069495the Tories did something really stupid, trying to join the ERM and then not leaving when GBP went south and trying to prop it up by blowing our entire gold reserve and then having to leave anyway after spaffing billions up the wall,Soros just took them to the cleaners because that's what sociopathic speculators do when they see someone do something stupid that they can profit off,I'm no fan of the Labour Party, but a while back an economist totted it up and the Tories have always borrowed and blown significantly more money than Labour ever has.every time they borrow money it comes back at us as inflation, they borrow, we experience reduced spending power, the currency is debased.it's how every nation has eventually ruined their currency and eventually disappeared into obscurity,the Romans, Spain, Empires that fell into decline,
>>473067536blessing in disguise lad, stop paying council taxwho they gonna send and where lmao?and if they do, and if you can prove they denied you your vote, that's a slap dunk in court>your honour, council said my address was a lie but the taxman fucking knew where to knock
>>473069714what do they expect us to do, take it up the arse without complaining,the usual routine?
>>473070472it's the BBC's way of distracting from the dire state Britain is in and the change over of one clusterfuck govt. to the next clusterfuck govt.
>>473069200McDonalds is always full of kids, that anon from earlier who wants Gobbo to go work there should be careful what he wishes for.
>>473070910stop talking about namecunts
>>473071194He >>473070910 can't help it.He >>473070910 just fucking loves namecunts.Namecunts are the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up, and the last thing he thinks of before bed.
Would you let Angela rayner femdom you?
>>473071477absolutely, ange for PM
>>473071598I would prefer her over that queef.
Just voted for reform lads. Couldn't get a photo of the ballot but have done my duty for Mr Farage.
>>473069277>you are without doubt the worst Prime Minister I've ever heard of>but you HAVE heard of me
>>473071886>have done my duty for Mr FarageYour an hero
>>473070472>>473070903Probably a mossad psyop to stop muslims voting. Clever actually.
>>473072048corr me driveway looks just like are nige's he's just like me. im glad i voted for him.
Voted reform
>>473072241good lad. put them bennyspakkers into work
>>473068054>the new cucksman
Just got home from work, quick shower then off back out to vote reform.
Official brit/pol/ exit pollhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARNx2RyV
>>473072048>>473072159where the fuck are his leccy gates?
>Been talking to an online friend from the UK for a few months now>They've never mentioned politics>They ask me if I voted today>Try to deflect the question and move onto a different subject>They tell me every vote not for Tories/Reform countshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtvXoXh0VU
>>473072360>GlowOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NzLs-xSss0
>>473067176GO OUT AND VOTE REFORM BEFORE 10PM TONIGHT
>>473072466Based
>>473067312are you a pirate
POWERFUL
Is H I T L E R in this thread?
Vote is in. Voted reform
>>473072466no, i don't think i will
>>473072596Don't like this fat cunt iranian
>>473072596Cringe?
UNPRESSADENTED
why do they etch beer glasses ? feels like a scam to make you down your pint faster sitting here watching the head on me beer get larger and larger by the second
>>473072449cor he works fast that matt
>>473072466Went and voted for reform first thing, then stocked up on beer and and snacks and had a sleep ready for an all-nighter.
>>473067536>Council wouldn't register me to voteDo you live in Sunderland by any chance? Had the bellends do that to me when I was there, after sending me on a lap of town to find a made up polling station.
>>473072597*flexes a 'cep*
>>473072615It's coming home
>>473072702>Filthy EU passport ngmijust kidding good on ya for doing the right thing anon
Post yfw there’s a surprise Reform landslide
>>473072702You need to get rid of that cunty little EU passport.
Just made £8 from matched betting
>>473072597right here famalamadingdong
>>473072702Yes
>>473068412Truss was fu ked by the genetic lottery and also by Kwasi Kwarteng
pajeet lady who was reading the voter numbers to the guy who gives you the ballot kept reading slashes out as dashes
>>473067812Pretty much zero.
>>473072791
I hope Labour will bring us back into the EU. It's a pain to travel. I know you losers don't leave your room, but it's important for me.
>>473072702My passport is blue?? Wtf?
>>473067812not at all nowadays, almost the opposite with them continually cucking to the media.
HE SAID IT. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A LABOUR SUPERMAJORITY THAT WILL PUT UP TAXES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>>473067812most reform voters won't care
>>473072821Alright mate, how ya been?
>>473071477>>473071598FUCK YES PLEASE YES YES YESANYTHING FOR MISTRESS MUMMY ANGIE
D:REAM on repeat while wanking to interracial porn and drinking StrongbowCCCOOOORRRRRRRRRR
>>473072812you can now afford 1.5 pints of lager
>>473072812Well done. Did it for a while, should have stuck with it but couldn't be fucked
STUNNING AND BRAVE
didn't vote me
Coor cheeky grand in an hour and a half
the tories are gonna lose>neolib neocon voters to labour>posho nimby globohomo virture signalling liberals to the lib dems>racists and brexit voters to reformlabour are gonna lose>the muslim vote to wpb>some of the white corbynnista lgbt focused types to the greensthe votes labour will lose are insignificant compared to tory losses. all the tory losses are going swing seats. labours vote losses are miniscule in comparison in terms of raw numbers, and they still wont result in lost seats because its not like the tories or reform are gonna win in those seats either. labour will still win just with fewer votes than they would have normally.
>>473072978What a schizo, should take his meds.
>>473072702Based. Just off to the shop to stock up as well.
>>473073012there's still one and a half hours anon!
>>473072842what's this physiognomy called? it looks like he has too much skin for his facevery anglo indeed
>>473069200staff are largely indian
>>473072884Feel free to move to France darling, we don't want your kind here.
>>473067464I voted Reform for dole scrounger annihilation
>>473072821What did he mean by this?
>>473072974How much did you win per free bet?
>>473072714Islington South. Obviously doesnt matter labour wins here but still
RAYNER AND THE HARD-LEFT ARE WAITING.THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A LABOUR SUPERMAJORITY THAT WILL PUT UP TAXES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE:VOTE CONSERVATIVE ON YOUR WAY HOME TODAY.
>>473072791>MISTER SPEAKER ISNT IT FUNNY
>>473072597Always in our hearts. Quite liderally good mate, because some of the molecules which made up the Führer are within all of us.
>>473072424tell him to go fuck himself
>>473073144am goin bletchley on sunday
>>473073099We will be back, boomie.
Question for patriotic British people- do you allow citizens of foreign nations to vote in your elections?
>>473073079>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>473073149Shit, I voted Reform by accident.Guess it'll be Labour for the next 14 years, sorry lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Voted for the single issue independent candidate
>>473073149thing is, he is a wet blanket and everyone knows it. That's why there isn't any hype
Have a timely rewatch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPzvbJrWx1s
the memes just write themselves KEKi swear something changed in 2015/16 with trump and brexitthe poles shifted, some ancient meme magic was unleashed, things havent been the sameeven if in politics results havent gone our way since>trump cucked and was beaten from pillar to post politically then coupd (and theres a big chance his comeback this time is sadly backed by the establishment as the guy to start ww3)>brexit went through but was a watered down version, the cuckservatives continued to shit up the country, now we're going to get a centre left globohomo 1000 year reich headed by a blair 2.0 cryptojew simply by default not because anyone likes him)the memes have kept comingi swear the world wasnt as funny before 2015. i dont remember things being so ridiculous and hilarious. but since then, not a day has gone by where i havent laughed at at least something in the news or politics
>>473073149>ON YOUR WAY HOME TODAYHow dare you. I don't have a home, thanks to the conservatives.
>>473073288He's Dad was a Toolmaker
>>473071256HEROES WINSneed this choon nowYESSSSSsssssshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkuM2NhYI [Embed]
>>473073148Same as most of Manchester, Muslims got it nailed
>>473073253No you won't!
>>473072597NEINI mean, no.
I'm not suggesting anyone raid this at all, you better behave yourselves anons.
>>473073361Yes we will, boomie.
>>473073262Yeah we do. They all vote for open borders.
>>473072791would be kino and im hoping for it. But i dont think it will happen.
>>473073085cba
Anyone been to the RAF Midlands Museum in Scampton?Thinking of taking a couple of days holiday to visit it.
>>473073169>>473073163>>473073149>>473073146ONLY A VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES WILL STOP A LABOUR SUPER MAJORITYLATEST POLL SHOWSCON + REF + LDEM > LABWestminster Voting IntentionLAB: 41% (-1)CON: 23% (-12)RFM: 13% (+11)LDM: 11% (+3)GRN: 7% (+1)SNP: 2% (-3)Via @NCPoliticsUK, 3 Jul.Changes w/ 21-28 Feb 2022.https://x.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1808841531316412662?t=pyyAkHMx857mO6RGLNK-TA&s=19VOTE CONSERVATIVE GET CONSERVATIVEVOTE REFORM LTD GET LABOUR SUPER MAJORITYWE CONSERVATIVES CAN PREVENT A LABOUR SUPER MAJORITY TO HAPPEN
this election is going to be less interesting than what happens when labour immediately goes>ooomf owies the economy is in worse shape than we thought, we need more taxes ooooh sooorrryyyyyLAB -25REF +10
Not voting lol.Labour will win, not sure if my tory MP will survive but don't care either way.
My cats had kittens, 5, two black and three gingers
>>473073393It's a serious problem here in the colonies too.
>>473073262I don't but the government does but only the black ones. It's one of the several issues on which we disagree.https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8985/
>>473072791>Post yfw there’s a surprise Reform landslidemfw
One hour, twenty seven minutes remain.Move to coordinates;>7>14And >21
>>473073388Shan't.*folds arms*
>>473073489give mummy cat a headpat from mehard work giving birth and looking after 5 babies
>>473067176Have i missed anything?
>>473069089>josh sweeping the car park making best mates with his security detailIt's going to be glorious
>>473073568Shall, boom boom.
>>473073081I got 8 cans of old peculier and a bottle of aldi cider just in case.
>>473073087>too much skin for his face
We made it onto a Lookner stream.I feel so valid\ted.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkHSjFGoL7s
You see... im just not going to vote for your shit parties
manifesting ZERO SEATS rn
>Police hunt knifeman as at least three people are stabbed in west London: Two crime scenes in place after attacks six minutes aparthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13601425/Police-hunting-knifeman-loose-triple-stabbing-leaving-two-fighting-lives.html
>>473073489Did Archer read you the letter from home Woods?
>>473073393>Only people from the former British EmpireIt's much worse here. We let anyone who wanders in vote. It's the main reason for our porous Southern border. I have faith, however, that Trump will send them packing.
EVERY VOTE FOR REFORM AWARDS A BIG BOOBA TRAD WIFE, IT'S ON THEIR MANIFESTO!
>>473073272>>473073288>>473073336>>473073468THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A HIGH-TAX LABOUR SUPERMAJORITY IS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE TODAY.A VOTE FOR REFORM OR ANY OTHER PARTY WILL HAND KEIR STARMER A BLANK CHEQUE FOR GENERATIONS.
>>473073634I will she's being a good mama
>>473073339A tool *
Kino
>>473073640Perfidious Albion will rise again while you're in France begging a monkey man not to rape your wife because you voted remain (he doesn't care).
How many seats?
>>473073720did someone leave the back door open?
>>473073775did you help her? like cut the umbilical cords and stuff?
>>473073804How many weeks?
>>473073806>LaborLabour
>>473073784>Literally the whole Army standing behind him
Who do you reckon the better shag is, Angela Raynor or Penny Mordant? I reckon Raynor is fitter but Penny is filthier.
>>473072702Hope you got some good biccies to keep you going
>>473073712No but you can if you'd like
going to vote, wonder how many bames will be standing in line this time
>>473073868Cor, those are a couple of constituencies I'd like to get a majority in
>>473073894Dos.
>>473073937Penny would be into all sorts, they always are, these tory birds
>>473073912Has to be at least a few more, none of them are trans
>>473073931When i see nige i always think of oasis tunes
>>473073868I hope we get kino photos like last time
START THE COUNT BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>473073907You're not allowed to correct my retarded colonial spelling on this holiest of days, redcoat
>>473072702>He didn't write I DO NOT CONSENT
>>473073348Every day there are more indians
>>473072791Still have this saved.
>>473073987Reckon penny loves boots and tight lingerie
>>473073720I asked for an election but got an erection.
>>473073937Other way around
FUCK QUEER CHARMERFUCK RISHI POONAKROT IN HELL
>>473073990They were taking the photo
>>473073862Yes, she did it herself with a few then I think she got a bit tired so I finished the rest for her. Just gave her some food and cat milk she's eating well for her babies
lots of larping going on itt
>>473073937Rayner for me. I reckon you’d need to get Penny very drunk before she’d let rip then there’s every chance she’d fall asleep or shit herself halfway through. Rayner would be up for it at the drop of a hat.
>>473074069Traitors don't get a vote lad.
>>473074069Colour
>>473073937Rayner is traumatised as shit from her childhood so she can never fully give herself to an experience. Penny grew up on feather beds so she's much more able to get in to it.
>>473074092That was probably the best time I ever had on /pol/. I don’t think it will be topped.
>>473073868Woah, Cro Magnon women looked like THAT??
>>473073868my vote? Pendulous titties with nipples like bullseyes, you?
>>473068184Sunak made Pajeets more arrogant, and pumped shit into our rivers.
>>473073937Angela got big fake bimbo boobies.
>>473073907>create the superior Imperial System and spread it all across the world>abandon it for the fruit French Systeme InternationelY'all baffle me at times. ABANDON MODERNITY (the metre)EMBRACE TRADITION (the cubit)
>>473074246but that's my vote
Gonna do my last poo under a Tory government
Here she is with the first 3, she didn't use her nesting spot and decided under the bed was better
>ethnic minoritiespeople still doing this? overwhelming global majorities, more like. sick of it
Lol.Nige is going to get shouted down and trashed on a daily when he is in the commons. No one is going to listen to him or give his ideas any merit.Why you brinnies so hyped for this?Is this what winning looks like to you? ffs.
>>473073937rayner for sureabsolutey fucking filthydemads anal on the first daterawno lube>JUS USE ME SHIT AS LUBE YA POOFTER, I 'AD DIARRHEA THIS MORNIN SHUD BE WE' ENUFF
>>473074306Don't say that you'll end up doing another one at midnight now ffs.
>>473074069YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE KING('s English)
>>473074178>>473074161Rayners husband looks like he sits in the cuck chair desu
>>473074332>trashedgee whizz muttley no foreskin.
>>473074069Send that traitor to the gallows
>>473069591Vote counter: GRRRR NOT PALESTINE!! NOW IM ANGRY!
>>473074199Good times indeed.
>>473074332He has MP immunity so he can say whatever the fuck he wants in the house. The seethe will be immensely funny.
>>473074323Adorable, love orange cats
>>473073489Good result. I guess she's black and the dad's ginger. Am I right?
>>473074323She was probably very restless
>>473068313Sadly a good chunk of the population who are functioning idiots but a couple of iq points above been completely special believe this. Eugenics would solve so much
>>473073489sounds like Harry and Meghan's kids
>>473074391Oh my god what's wrong with his face?
>>473074141bless her. tonight i'll add a bit for her and the kittens' continued welfare to my bedtime prayers.
>>473073937penny, nice and tight
>>473069591arsehole puckered from cringe
>>473073720Just exit polled me boxers
>>473074449Should use his Cameo to crowdsource which injunctions people want breached
Labour = npcLibdem = midwitGreens = trannySocialists = incelReform = chud
>>473073666checked. further evidence that Rory Stewart is Satan.
>>473073937I reckon Penny just lays like a starfish, Rayner goes on top every time
>>473069591M? What does this mean?
>>473069591>another muslim name for the "workers" partyIt really is just the islam party, isn't it.
>>473068313the die was cast with keir when he appointed sue grey as his chief of staffno fundamental reform of anything for you, more committees and stakeholder meetings and kicking shit into the long grass
>>473073489your cat's a mudshark, ladeuthanasia for all
CAN WE JUST FANK TICKWOCKS TONITES MILLIONS KIDS TRENDING GETTING LIKES THERE ABOUT FARAGE POLICIE S CHECKED AND BASED YONG UNS will WINRAR THIS BIG 2029..HAD ENUFF END LABOUR HONESTLY MILLENIALS are all brainwashed marxist woke losers CRYING EVERY BOARD BOOMERS STOPSTOP BUYING KILL BOOMERS BOONMERS SEEN IT YOUN UN seen its run to AS BRAINWASHING EVERY skoolkids .. we want houses and flats to rent we ant no illegals we want a NEW GOVT .. A NEW GOVT A NEW WAY WHAT TIME TO BE ALIVE WHEN SKOOLKIDS PREFER REFORM THAN LAB or TORY GET RID .. WE SAY WHO RUNS OUR SOCIETY THAT ABOVE is trending million of uk kids ..I so proud of kids , they not racist but enuff is enuff now , we wanT BRITISH CULTURE AND HISTORY RESPECTED , AND AND NO WOKE DEI /NO STONEWALL GENDER SHYTE in skools ONLY TWO TWO GENDERS From the mouths of Babes .. BACKLASH is HERE DEAR GOD THANKYOU .. Reforrm new ANTHEM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY
>>473073937>Penny MordantPenny is slightly mental though, so she'd probably be into more dirty stuff
>>473074594non-voter = cuck
>>473074069which of your ancestors fought in the War of Independence?
>>473073711
>>473074680>Penny is slightly mental thoughWe already know she's a woman
>>473074449>he can say whatever the fuck he wants in the houseNot really. The Speaker can kick him out for any number of reasons, including if he feels Nigel is being disrespectful.
>>473074627Bold to use muslims and workers in the sentence
>>473074092Timeless classic
>>473074594wpb = pakitory = jew or indian
>>473073461Bovington tank museum is based in dorset let us know how it is ..
So when Labour win and we see in 4 years that things have only gotten worse, will the average Brit finally wake up? Or is this just it from now until the end of eternity? Is our country that cucked?
>>473069591>Gawd QAYUM
>>473074466Do you want one? :D I'm going to be keeping one, I'm moving in with someone we met on wow he has a cat called my ingame game so I'm going to call this one by his
80 Reform seats incoming
>>473074069To answer your question-Labour: 450Cons: 80Lib Dems: 60SNP: 30 Reform: 10Greens: 3remainder to others
>>473074705My dad's family (Plot twist: They were loyalists in New York that fled to Canada after the war but came back some time in the 1830s)
>>473074799You just said it was based tho?
>>473073485>high fivebased
>>473073939Did a big shop a few days ago.>Can I get some jaffa cakes?>No, you'll just eat them all straight away>I won't, when have ever done that?>Literally every time>Well I won't, can't believe you won;t trust me with some jaffa cakes>Whatever, get some jaffa cakesLooked in the recycling bin an hour after getting home. Two empty boxes of jaffa cakes crudely hidden under some other boxes and bottles.
>>473074512She was meowing a lot the day before yes
>>473074823I already have an orange one and he's enough for now
>>473074806lefties will literally NEVER admit they were wrong and that labour didn't actually fix it. >um well akshually it's the previous goberment's fault 10 years later>it's still da torieeeeees leave are Angela PM alone
>>473074548Thank you
four in the house, mum, dad, me and bro, mum voted tory, dad labour, me snp, bro would vote reform but hasnt done so yet, kinda funny
>>473069089i too enjoy a McDonald's sometimes.
>>473073468>>473073772OWEN JONES ASS BUM LICKERS KILL SELVES NOW OK OR INCURR OLD 4channel Wraith ok Both have no OPSECso dont try be clever weasally shits ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
>>473074889kek
>>473074546Looks like he’s got a touch of the Gove to him. Not full-blown though, fortunately for him.
>>473074806noall their voters form today will be split between two campscamp 1 (most of them)>my boy starm-lingz...he just need more time...heh...camp 2 (a minority of them)>yeah theyve failed, we need REAL CHANGE...time to Vote Conservative!
>>473074914>I already have an orange oneYeah, we know
>>473074955I remember trying to explain to a leftie coworker that it wasn't "mean" for people to blame Khan for the rise in stabbings under his rule since its literally his job and nobody forced him to become mayor. I got a blank stare and a "yeah but". Never again.
It's Reform for me, lads. They're a bunch of limp-wristed civnats, far too liberal for my taste but the Overton windows slides slowly, slowly
>>473074889So the jaffa cake princess strikes again.
>>473074889She's such a cheeky girl. Is she still doing slimming world
>>473073657BASED an Respect
>>473069089hahahhahaha very meta of them hahahaha
>>473074799In Dorset? Yes, I’d recommend it to anyone.
>>473068680If labour are serious about sorting the nhs n stuff out they will have to cut immigration. They won't but it will backfire if their voters see that there's still no improvements, i really can't see them lasting longer than this term if they don't start cutting it down as more wealth leaves the uk
>>473075034Can you imagine how much more delicious it will taste when josh has to run it over to your car and you get to shout at him for forgetting your sauce
I like Richard Tice.
>>473072466Nope :D Some men just want to watch it all burn down.
>>473075187yep he's the one in charge of met policeand yet lefties won't admit his complete and utter failure. Just like how he's taxing the shit out of motorists , promised ULEZ wouldn't apply to EVfags and now he's taxing EVfags. i know london is mostly brown, but i still don't get why they voted for him. twice. thank god i left that shithole. and my wife was like >why did we leave londonthen the pandemic hit and all our london frens were like, can we come stay with you guys.ahah.
>>473073666DEVIL TRIPS SEND THAT CUNT to the 4 RING of HELL TOMORROW , make it so or I will with an axe .. in minecrafthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1wUKoXL20
>>473075204I'm not because I proved I could get to my ideal weight in three months and it was fucking easy. She still is.
>>473075385>>473075385>>473075385
>>473071414Alright laaaaa
>>473075220this is literally me . right now. with my 1L oktoberfist glass
>>473069039mega innithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms_OeapJusU
>>473075317>sorting the nhs n stuff outThey could convert all pharmacies to vending machines and save tens of millys just right there in one year. Should have been done a decade or two ago.
>>473074799It's good, lad. Skip the boring ww1 stuff, and get to the Panzers. You can also play with a gat
>>473075317They only need to attack white dole scroungers that'll satisfy the vast majority of voters
>>473075470then they would strike
>>473075193I've been watching the discourse in Australia and they're literally a decade behind us when it comes to Islam being an issue you can talk about. Fascinating to watch them go through the same shit we did with hysterical lefties screeching about how anyone criticising Islam is racist and the moderate right scrambling for cover and disavowal in terror. The Overton Window does shift, even if you might wish it shifted faster.
>>473075317they're going to hire more gps but call them something else and lower training standards and salaries. while introducing new IT / AI systems that do the bulk of the work for said gps to compensate for the load and the decrease in service quality. in the next few years gps will just be data entry admins that put your symptoms into the AI system and figure out whats wrong with you that way. a bit like they already do now only they don't diagnose themselves, the system does it for them. all they need for that is a basic understanding of biology and what not so can afford to have less training and we can afford to pay them less
Who should i vote for
>>473074863my God, you're descended from bloody Tories!my ancestors fought with the colonials against the British, one commanded troops in PA and corresponded with Washington, his brother was taken prisoner in the Battle of Long Island and died on a British prison hulk off Manhattan Island.
>>473075413What did she think of you voting Reform. Did she vote?
>>473072791didn't vote, desu i didn't get my ass in gear with photo id or register even at new address, but ngl i'd laugh my fucking ass off.
>>473075677me. ill just shoot the wogs.and make josh serve mcniggers to brown people
We've been sitting here for HOURS. POST THE DAMN EXIT POLLS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>473073772>SUPERMAJORITYlandslide
>>473075746at 10 o'clock, voting hasn't even finished yet m8
>>473075746the fucking polling stations haven't closed yet you mong
>>473075746One hour two minutes remain
>>473075744I'd vote for you. Sensible policies for a sensible government
It's over for Andy murray
>>473075746Take notes from some of us Ameritards and lurk
>>473075900halal food (and kosher) will be banned too. mandatory dog ownership. mosques turned into wetherspoons. BLM? no thank you. White history YEARS.
>>473075932He is keeping it togeather
>>473075932Finally, he can rest
>>473075932>self described boring mongThe most enchanting personality in UK sports.
>>473075932Cancer?
>>473075701I have been open about voting reform although not entirely about my reasons. I took her with me to vote and made sure she voted reform as well.
>>473076102Capricorn i think
>>473075988Why didn't you stand? I wasted my vote on that liberal Reform party. We need strong leadership with sensible ideas like this
next time we get to vote in local elections, that is when reform will surge and take a lot of seats. Some of us might not have had the time to prepare due to real life shit, but we will vote next time and it will be reform.
>>473076102voted tory
>>473073784EVIL NAFO GENERALPUTINs just DESTROYED ALL NAFO .. OVEr these Years .. FFS NO ONE in MILT or Ex Squaddie likes POLS But Lab are HATED MOAR SO , AFTER B'LIAR SENT men to WAR on FAKE WMD NOT RIGGED UP and DYING FOR BP OIL COME HOME .. BRITISH LEGION .. HERE HAVE DAYS HAND OUT .. we aint GOt a MAGIC MONEY TREE ??NO FECK OFF NUISANCE ..Oh Black VEt COME ON IN .. LETS GIVe HIm a HOUSE BRITISH LEGION HAS £290 MILLION in the BANK but keep that shhhhuuuussh we would have to give funds out ..the fact is all these snide cunts the CEO of FAKE charidees and LEADERS like KIER .. CAN BE FOUND in 7 Clicks online and GOOGLE is an ASSASSIN FREN ok just saying in minecraft I joke dont do that ok unless you trained like pubbes on brecon beacons and 42 RM ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDdQcfz6pbo
>>473076199I need to make my millions first. i got a good feeling about this shitcoin though.watch this space
>>473076166>took her with me to vote and made sure she voted reform as well.Good lad.
>>473076166Proper dad. May I ask for her hand in marriage? I promise to give you lots of coffee coloured grandkids within the year
>>473075396Kill yourself.
