Voting continues as millions have their say in UK general election>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn09xn9je7ltWhen do polling stations close and where do I vote in the UK election?>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62064552Selfies, dogs and drinking: What can't you do in a polling station?>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-56849080What photo ID will you need to vote in the UK general election?>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-64877005
Huge win for labour it looks like
CAM ON ENGLAND SCORE ZERO FACKIN' SEATS
Jeb surge incoming
Over.
fuck hitchens>we need to destroy the tories>nooooooo not like thathe needs to be shuffled off to the funny farm
Just put a cheeky £60 on the Conservatives forming a minority government, AMA
>Rishi Sunak when his plane finally touches down in Californiahttps://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4?si=0oIVPwd1Iw11ktbT
Oh my days bruv jeremy corbyn and all that. Oh my days fuck the tories yea bruv propa scouse ye fuck the tories Oh my days
vote reform or you're a nigger faggot
>>473078245How does it feel to know you've thrown away £60?
Honestly I'm annoyed that I'm not already sufficiently drunk to just go to bed and sleep through the exit polls.
>>473078118>bongs need to be told not to drink while they vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSPNQ82Sq4ETOTAL TORIE DEATH
casual here.how hopeful are you for /reform/?
WHERES THE EXIT POLL
>>473078245I've got a treble of corbyn, farage and curious george
>>473077403Based cheers anon
he's a good lad
it was nice being able to vote for Nige's party again, Reform didn't stand in my seat in 2019 and the only options were lab/con/lib dem, truly cursed
>>473078245Why do you bet like a degenerate retard?
>>473078232>>473078235Pottery.
It's over for bennymongs.
>>473078372
>>473078308I think people lie to pollsters and Sunak could have a 'Dewey defeats Truman' moment>>473078365Dead spicy that
right again
>Labour does best with the better educated>Tories do best with the worse educatedThat's probably the opposite of how it used to behttps://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/49512-how-is-britain-voting-as-the-2024-general-election-campaign-begins
>>473078287Strange comment for a kike to make.
sky news has a michelle obama impressionist/lookalike sheboon reading facts about sting on
>>473078381Fuck off Dutton
>HISTORIC general electionLads why do the news keep saying it's historic?
>>473078267Langer
>>473078231I haven't seen him look so happy as he does at the momentIs he daring to dream about the destruction of the Conservative party?
Hung parliament incoming
>>473078271You've listed every type.You are included, you're under seethemongs and blackpilled twats. Only you have to brag about being a blackpilled twat, whilst seething.
>>473078424Gambling is no fun unless you're brave
>>473078398>not a single journo has pointed out that his dad OWNED the fucking toolmaking factory>still radio silence on the fact that he cheated on his wife as recently as last yearI just have a feeling that the press are storing it up for when the powers that be finally want to be rid of him
>>473078118Reform will get 10 million votes
>>473078372kek
>>473078365this is a smart bet. my only thinking is George doesnt give a shit about this election
>>473078245Could of bought a few gamestop shares with that
When a government loses an election, all the loser MPs should be forced to walk under the yoke
>>473078498I'm not blackpillednor am I a seethemongbut I am a twat
>>473078454>I'm intelligent I vote Labour
Please to be votings for conservatives sar
>>473078398This image being so clearly setup and choreographed tells me that this kike faggot was groomed for leadership long ago
>>4730784731000 year Labour Reich
>>473078473Labour majority with an open communist leader
>>473078473It was the final nail in the coffin of Great Britain. Keith the destroyer will lead us into WEF hell
As'salaam-o-ale'ikum, Britbrothers. Based Mussulman here. Just wanted to let you know we are supporting WPB primarily, but we are rooting for Reform on the side to bleed the Tories and Labour. Inshallah Galloway will win big tonight. Inshallah Big Nige will win big tonight. We mean no harm, white people are great and we don't want to wipe you out (except the gay ones).
>>473078473Every moment is historic.
>>473078398Weird photo. Reeks of masonic homosexual injokes.
>>473078398Literally what the fuck is going on here? His mother is swarthy as fuck, his factory owning father is in dungarees, holding numerous spanners with an Amish beard?
The PM should be the MP with the biggest willy.
>>473078271alri laaahow's your mum
>>473078398… Why did his Dad turn up to his graduation in his work overalls and a handful of random tools?Is this AI?
I am a very good bad boy.
>>473078615Bugger off forren, we're busy talking white man business
>>473078618>Every moment is historic.This one hasn't even happened yet.
>>47307836032 bings
>>473078546Was pretty shit odds but felt better than voting
>>473078641his father was a TOOLMAKER. He brought his tool everywhere
now sky news has the absolute oddest looking mexican mr potato head looking bitch ontheres not enough space on this spic's face
>>473078454Before Blair most people didn't go to university
>>473078473Wouldn't be good for view ship of they just said 'oh it's just another bog standard general election'
>>473078615The Worker’s Party is going to become an Islamist party because Galloway will lose his seat and a handful of Muslim candidates will win due to Gaza
>>473078398
>>473078575it's a shopped image you twat
>>473078654Is chucka umumna still an MP?
>>473078669alri laaahow's your bum
>>473078730Now that's a threehead if ever I saw one
>>473078528>want to be rid of himperhaps this country will finally take the eagle-pill
>>473078730I like how you picked the worst possible picture and she still looks good
>>473078365What odds did you get for that? I'm seeing 3.6.
>>473078730Would still shag her desu
>>473078528>>still radio silence on the fact that he cheated on his wife as recently as last yearnani?
Tick tock, parasites.
>>473078685It just did.
>>473078454this could just be displayed as an age thing tbf
>>473078730Looks like a tranny whore I thought about ringing lmao
>>473078769looks like it says areola
>>473078755Spear Chucker? No idea, I just imagine he topped himself after CUK: TIG surprisingly didn't work out.
>>473078733>Mossad led student loan packagesDon't research who gets the interest
>>473078528Well, William got roughly pegged and nobody reported that either
>>473078271you thought it was based? its a satire thread you mong.
>have wanted to stay up til past midnight every day this week>got a day off tomorrow>got my beers>got my snacks>already nodding offplease kill me
>>473078733Thanks be to Comrade Blair for educating Britain
What channel/stream you lot watching?Sky news and Lotus eaters later I think for me.
>>473078654
>>473078118FOUR GREENTEXT ITs 6 for ReasonIM still Hated by the mods here but ..some lavs me ..Baker do as told or dont get to bake ..OK We Deserve STANDARDS HERE .Personnal update to a newguy here.
>>473078874have a coffee then a nap, you'll wake up buzzed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkjvagVsRI
>>473078858HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BRITISH OBAMA! Oh how quaint that all seems, he deffo seeethed at Rishi
>>473078791took a random screenie as i typed but coomers like you would like anythingif dianne abbot manages to put her two left shoes on and get on the telly tonight you'll probably like her too
>>4730787935/1, could be on for £500 if people vote the way they're meant to
>>473078654Stephen Pound retired in 2019. Who is carrying the biggest weapon in 2024?
>>473078769>this was the best the anti-corbyn cucks could doand they STILL failed to enact a stalinist purge of the blairites BAKA
Will Sir Keith usher in a booming tool making industry in Britain?
Starmer: FreemasonSunjak: FreemasonFarage: FreemasonGalloway: FreemasonKing Charles: FreemasonNo matter who you choose, the kids are getting raped. Up the butt. Slowly. No matter who you choose it doesn't matter. Zog won and Zog will always win. The kids will be fucked and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>473078730Abella Danger?
>muslims make up 8% of the country but 36% of political candidatesReally makes you think.
>>473078874get on the sniff mate
>>473078398No wonder he can’t define a woman look at his mother
>>473078859>student loan packagesI will extradite myself to Saint Kites before they get one penny of it back.
>>473078733I know plenty of people who are thick as fuck and went to university. Big surprise: they all vote labour and love immigrants.
Doing some absolutely abhorrent farts lads. Had subway for tea and it’s really done a number on me. Wife walked in the room made a disgusted noise and walked straight out.
>>473078733before Blair stupid people didn't go to university.
>>473078954How is she in a job? What does she do?
>>473078993>Farage: Freemasonproof mick ?
I vote to rid the country of London.
My father was a tool maker
>>473078993>SlowlyNot so bad then
>>473078808hell yeah
>>473078874Red bull... coffee???
I did my part, I voted Reform UK
>>473079007Most of them are there to be diverse candidates who lose in safe seats
>>473078949Pretty sure he works for JP Morgan or something like that
>>473078955Nice, which bookie? Might get on that.Though I'm a bit scared Galloway might lose his seat, Labour have put up a non-controversial white man this time IIRC.
>>473079007Galloway called a political jihad
>>473078769Is she the lesbian or is that her sister?
>>473078452Peter:>cuckoldry to your local priestChristopher:>freethinking atheism, beholden to nobody
>>473078398THAT JEAN DUNGREES EVER BEEN WORN AT TOLL MAKING .. JESUS IF WAS TORY WOULD HATE AND TROLL BUT .. Holding tools up when workers hold them downward ..
>>473079016Good lad
>>473078769Jej the whole post Brexit to 2019 era was so cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEcqh21EJGg
>>473079100same
SOON
I will vote for FREEEEEEDOM!
>>473078769Me maa hates Angela
It’s uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/yNlqaj7h2AA?si=j2am_p0pRcX1iOcy
>>473079134Remember when some rando on twitter said to Peter "death took the wrong brother" and Pete took it as a death threat lmfao.
corrrr this taxpayer funded pizza is lush
polls closing at 10pm is bonkers
>>473079100>HE WASTED HIS VOTE
>>473079176The conservatives should have stood down and let the reform win
What time will the results be released?
>>473079239
can see reform getting 10-15m votes and 3 seats
Have a feeling I'm getting a BAME MP tonight
>>473079176Will they replace him with Badenoch hoping she'll get minority votes?
>>473079227>SkyI will not be subjecting myself to Kay Burley and Beff Rigby
>>473078271Reminds me of the George Lincoln Rockwell quote about how useless most right-wingers are
Why is there literally 0 online images of Starmer with his children as a family.. what’s that about
think i'll watch the novara coverage
>>473078733Remember when Nick Clegg promised to abolish tuition fees when agreeing to form the Lib Dem/Tory coalition and then didn't do it?
ffs lads I was just having a piss and pulled me amazon essentials grey mens joggers down just enough the natural curvature of me arse sort of tugged them down the rest of the way on their own with the elastic and that. I pretended a spooky ghost was pulling me bottoms down and started finger blasting me arse whilst spaffing one off all over the toilet seat. I was fuming, went a whole 4 hours nofap. Why is brit/pol/ so busy anyway? We having Thursday night QT threads again or summit?
>>4730792958.01am
>>473079336KiddyBumpFucker
>>473078533I can only hope that would be devastating for labour and cons.
>>473079134>beholden to nobodyExcept the Labour party and the local Fabian Socialist branch + Hollyweird which he loved to pretend to influence.
>>473079336Didn’t he have an affair or something?
>>473079295Exit polls at 2200 BST. Counting through the night, final result normally mid morning tomorrow.
>>473079231Maybe he's a bit easily offended. I watched a bit of a YouTube interview he did recently and he ended the interview after a while because he didn't like the questions. He was quite angry.
>>473078791>she still looks goodhave sex, literallyshe is disgusting
>>473079336I don't think there are any public pictures. Reports always just refer to them as a boy and a girl because he's got a muh private life thing going on.At least Boris' kids were a mystery due to all his bastards.
>>473079253Its light out at 10pm in British summerIf you're from anywhere but Hobart you'd never understandIt's the great crime of Australia desu, much better weather but significantly less time to enjoy it during summerLeast it isnt dark for 18 hours a day during winter though I spent my childhood going to and from school in total darkness for half the year
>>473079396Someone had sex so we're rammo tonight
Are there any cute leftie girls who Twitch stream about British politics?
>anon, are you okay, you blacked out there for a moment.>Brexit happened? Boris resigned as PM? Then Liz? Then some guy called Rishi? Zero seats? Nigel Farage in parliament? You need to lie down anon.
>>473079345They should have put tuition fees up more
>>473078118Last time eating Tory chicken nuggets
https://nitter.poast.org/YourSouthend/status/1808602696993362058#m>This fight between two women happened in front of shocked shoppers in Southend High Street.U K BEASTS
>>473078874Second one anon with sniff, but also some bitches to do it with too.
>>473079303Some democracy we have. We can only hope labour don't flood the country with BAMEs (spoiler they will)
>>473079077I'm a toolmaker, that was my apprenticeship,never got to work in industry, it all got offshored, I ended up fabricating tools that employers were too stingy to purchase so I could do the work required.
>>473078381Hold on isnt Charles Veitch that nutter from Manchester that goes around winding people up on the street or does he just look like him?
>>473079266Every vote is wasted, you either dissent or help pick whether the new neolib is red or blue
•●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●•>>>>LABOUR 37 - REFORM 29 - TORY - 14 - 20 OTHER•●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●•
>>473079316what is their line of reasoning for this?if he, a male poo couldn't win the minority vote, then how could a nigger female, something that male niggers hate the most, win the minority vote?
>>473079425I mean that with atheism, you're beholden to nobody, because you can think what you want, instead of what some paedophile priest tells you to think
>>473079100good lad, same here.
>>473079065She's black. That's enough for Labour and their supporters.
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
>>473079497holy kek i forgot about these losers
>>473079497Heidi Allen would get it
>>473079336he tries very hard to keep them out of politics
Let's say, for argument's sake, the polls are wrong and Labour doesn't get a majority, and there's a hung parliament.Would you be happy if Reform and the Conservatives formed a coalition?
>>473079176zero seatscero asientoszéro siègenull Sitzplätzeμηδενικές θέσειςصفر مقاعد零座位zero miejsczero assentoszero locuriнoль мecтאפס מושביםnulla ülészero postináid suíocháin좌석이 0개superunmajoritynulle sēdvietunoll platsernull Plazeтэг cyyдaлnolla paikkaa
•●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●•>>>>LABOUR 37 - REFORM 29 - TORY - 14 - 20 OTHER•●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●••●•EXIT POLLS ARE IN•●•HUNG PARLIAMENT HUNG PARLIAMENT HUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENT
>>473079396
>>473079653we've never recovered from this
>>473078118If the Royal Mail is no longer British owned how is postal voting legal?
>>473079497CHANGE UK SURGETo be honest they should have all joined the Lib Dems and campaigned vigorously for them. Their political position was basically the same as the Lib Dems.
>>473079497>i would've voted for Blair a 4th time.jpg
>>473078118I kinda like Farage, he is probably the worst candidate for argentinean interests but I'd vote for him if i was english
>>473079573>reform 29
>>473079160>cringeyou mean kino?
>>473079669Nani!
remember when Boris won and Dominic had big plans? good times
>>473079537>pushes giant tankard through all the coke on the table
>>473079653based
>>473079669No fucking way
>>473079573Sauce bls
>>473078874do some jumping jacks. get the heart rate up
>>473079476Is it you? Are you the sex haver? You aren't.
>>473079690>nooooooooooooooooo don't be comfy>feldmany such casesyou wont stop me, jewboy
>>473079812No no, I'm too busy
>>473079653He is so gorgeous.
Anyone watching Lotus Eaters?Australian bint keeps interrupting Neema
>HUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENTHUNG PARLIAMENT>HUNG PARLIAMENT
>>473079762I miss dominant cummer
Reform have won 18 seats
>>473079762What a wasted 5 years
>>473079669OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER
>>473079844Sauce
>>473079743Why didn't join the Lib Dems again?
>Starmer lost his seatStarmer lost his seat>Starmer lost his seatStarmer lost his seat>Starmer lost his seatHOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I lost my ID and can't vote.
>>473079600If we're talking pederasts, then percentagewise school teachers abuse way more underage kids yet one is viewed as a hero while the other is demonized, I don't see you lobbying to close up the local public school.
>>473079767>>473079537it's not actually coke. there's some weird Oktoberfest tradition of snorting of sugar and mint
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT GUYSHow's it look for Farage?
Tory Dickheads. You're finished for good. We're going to stitch up the whole system to keep you out forever.Heil Starmer, Tory destroyer.
>>473079653comfy
>HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON >HITLER WONHITLER WON
>>473079762Cummings' plans literally came to fruition (they were dogshit)
>>4730799660 seats
https://youtu.be/I2DUxzlksUs?t=43
>haven't voted for R Nige yetBros... go on without me...
>>473079653
>>473079762cummings and goings
>>473079669Source
>>473079940what a relief
>>473079934tbf when a school teacher diddles kids the school system doesn't go out of their way to protect them from punishment
>>473079176>a local saar turns the party into pile of feces
>>473079843>Australian bintShe's an annoying tard. Woman. Many such cases.Connor is a gay toryboy closeted tranny lover too.
>>473079994No they didn't
>>473079934GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING QUEER
>>473078993This.UK needs a law where all apron-wearing, child-sacrificing checkered-floor-crawling fucks are branded as undesirables and second class citizens, permanently and inherently banned form politics or business.
>>473080006The polling stations are 5 mins away, get off your fat arse
>>473079940>snorting sugar and trebors:(They do that in mental hospitals. No kidding. Coffee as well.
>>473080006polls close in 15 minuteschop chop
My biggest fear of this election is wes streeting. That guy is an abomination and will sell us off quicker than 100 sunaks
/ourgirl/ is doing her part
>>473079669fake, no exit polls until 10if those were the results sussex would be called in from porton down to start shifting emergency pre-stuffed ballot boxes around the country
>>473079933>I lost my ID and can't vote.Do you even really exist?
Holy fucking shit Rishi and Starmer have both lost their seats
>>473079966He didnu nufffin
I voted.
>>473079653why can't we vote for larry?
>>473079666no, and I don't like your digits Satan.
>>473079762Cummings was alright, he was a smart guy and knew where the issues were and wanted to actually tackle the institutions
multiple sources say hung parliament
>>473079653Larry must have seen some shit
>>473080095Cute!
>>473080095she voted REFORM
>>473079934I'm sceptical of your assertionsIn any case, the bad thing about priests is that they're both paedophiles AND liars.
>>473080095britain wasn't ready for its first aspie prime minister
>>473079653Took his sweet time opening that door.
>>473080067He wanted lockdowns (awful) and wanted to increase immigration (esp students) as Brexit would have taken the poison out of the issue (braindead). He failed to reform the CS to make them "more effective" while not tackling their ideological bias and thankfully failed at that because he's dumb as a rock
>>473079940Yes. Love how that vid gets perceived towards the end.
>>473080060Don't engage with it, hack the yank missile command and control systems and fire a bomb at it.
>>473079244I'm not state funded so I have aldi pizza and wedges. I'd like to say it is somehow more satisfying but it is actually fairly average.
Where the fuck's the election sticky with a shitty song?
2929292929
>>473080174Bring down the house of Lords. I'd vote for the savage bald
Has there ever been a porno called Hung Parliament?
>>473080091Mine is Luke Akehurst because it legitimises openly putting another country before your own
SUSSEX could have sex if he wanted to
>>473080019Short legged cats, and flat faced cats and dogs are a disgrace.
>>473080177*blushes*
>>473080095*trips up steps*>why would the deep state do this to me
>>473080095incredibly attracted to her
>>473080095Do you reckon she's a good fuck bros
>>473080241you love your aldi stuff you do laddon't blame you eithergood stuff
>>473080242Why would you want anything to do with a fucking sticky on outer/pol/?
>In an unexpected turn of events, Reform UK and the Liberal Democrats are to form a coalition government with Sir Ed Davey and Nigel Farage holding the keys to Number 10HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK WE ARE SO BACK
>>473080323
>>473080242Where's my independence day sticky with Yankee music
CAN I say not here for YOUS good or badBUT REFORM HAVE WON LABOUR CANNOT SAY WE DO AND THAT ..EVERYONE WOKE UP in LOICK DOWN POLITICS IS EVIL NO WE DONT TRUST YOU locking folk up walking dog in £200CLIVE MARYER oFF BCC FAME KNOW AROUND WORLD AS BLACK ALAN WICKER .. GO OUT YER KILLING GRANNY HE SAID THAT .. NOW on 1 million Contract BBC = YER TAX MONEY .. STOP PAYING BBC RING THEM UP TOMORROWand say I Want want cancel direct debit ..ok ANd they will have to say ok we AGREE YOUR DEMANDS then they ..as JUST PROCESSING .. they will chat tyo you like based maaate ..so do see football .. WOW and England .. ?????SAY NOTHING THEY ASK SILLY THINGS JUST SAY I HAVE LEGALLY TAPED THIS HERE I NOT NEED BBC LICENCE ...the bitches will calm can I give you in three when call BBC NEEDS TO CALL YOU , NO , I refuse anything .. K .. if a few funny its against my religion .. Im very sorry an 7 years paid NOTHING NOTHING POSTED PAEDO LINEAKKER he and BRO RAPEWD KIDS at BRO NITE Club , FACT..brilliant millian a year 20 a week
>>473080241Wot sauce you dipping those wedges in?
>>473080062Is he okay?
>>473080269Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Buttholes
>>473080174Bought that space game Cummings promoted to encourage young mathematicians. Heart in the right place. A substack worth reading.
>>473079653Is he Neutered I wonder. I know what sounds like a dumb question but he's basically a Eunach of the court
what coverage we all watchingBBC/C4/ITV/Sky or GB?
>>473080211Mummy May was the first aspie PM
>>473079966I reckon his party might get 3 seats (out of 650 seats in parliament)Maybe if he's lucky he'll get a few more but I think that will be difficultThis election will very likely be won by Keir Starmer (Labour party leader, equivalent to your Liberal party), and he will probably have a majority of seats in parliament (326 or more), and he will probably become prime minister
>>473080155
Oh god PLEASE LET IT BE TRUEI do not believe it tho
>>473080323So was Kwassi
>>473079966probs about 3 seats
Apathy nation
>>473080363Fuck up retard
>>473080222High problem solving intelligence low social skills intelligence. His mistake was believing everyone in government wants what's best for Britain.
>>473080412C4 is Remainer Central
>>473080415Thatcher was clearly a sperg
>>473080338Orange/teal alliance? Yockey wrote about this?? Spengler vindicated???
Love island is trending rn on twitter, nobody cares about the election
I would fuck the shit out of Liz Truss
>>473080390Lock, Cock and 2 Smoking Buttholes
Jeb bros how are we feeling?
>>473080489Socialist pigs
>>473080412switching between BBC, Sky and Sargon's outfit which is surprisingly great
>>473080489Channel 4 had the best coverage in 2019 when the exit poll was released.
>>473080454Just saw that and i don’t know who the guy who tweeted it is
>>473079585>Minority voteIts worthless, Westminster is a bubble. They actually believe that a Desantis light black woman can win them an election, she isn't even anti-immigration but "anti-woke"
>Exit poll projection: REFORM 29% (3 Seats)
>>473079966At least 1 seatDefinitely less than 12If he gets more I will jump for joy at my being wrong, but I'm not
>>473080135BASED AND WELL HATED
>>473080454i thought exit polls were in 15mins?
>>473079966Many votes, possibly second place in popluar vote nationallyVery few seats
>>473080489>allowing Alastair Campbell airtime and its not his live execution
>>473080363Didn't read but I'm happy for you, anon
>>473080433That sounds like pure AIDS
>>473080338Wouldn't the Liberals prefer to make a pact with Labour?
>>473080334Absolutely not
>>473080454Sauce im following all the pundits and no one is saying shit
>>473080482lol, he made all the problems worse, he's just an idiot who gushed over interactive whiteboards in the mid 2010s like he was fresh out of the African savannah
My uncle works for sky news and he said you'd be very surprised when the exit poll drops at 10pm
>>473079925please let this be true
>>473080378Yes, he can still vote.
>>473080618>He doesn't know
>>473080482>His mistake was believing everyone in government wants what's best for Britain.Dominic Cummings? If you read old archived screenshots of his blog and tweets on his twitter alt, it's obvious he never believed that.
>>473080584Exit poll projection: REFORM 100% (1 seat)
>>473080454so fucking fake lol, don't be retarded anon
>>473080265If you've never watched a House of Lords debate there's a channel that broadcasts it near to the BBC News channel. The Lords are genuinely high quality people with a strong grasp on the issues they're responsible for. Or they were, Blair stuffed the Lords with peasant industry tycoons, the tories did the same, Keir has pledged to do it even more.
>>473080469nationalism dying since 1945no country without its people
>>473080534its algorithmicstop watching love island
>>473080638Source is in the photo. bazake? Media. I think it’s just trolling this would be too good.
>>473080708( . Y . )
>>473080543I'd quite like to fuck her vagina into a prolapse then put an elastic band on it
>>473080708HUNG BVLL PARLIAMENT ANON
Shy reform voters to get boost them 5%
>>473080478LISTEN what a labour wanker ..kek
>>473080696It's crazy that they managed to consolidate 100% of the vote in just Clacton, Nigel is that impressive.
>>473080743Wankchat
>>473080696kek
>>473080717anon if you watched the Lords debating brexit as I did then you'd have never said this, it's a chamber of crusty lib dem faggots
Lads... What if Lib Dems become opposition?
>>473080242Yup, seconding this.MODS, WE NEED A STICKY THREAD.
Does channel 4 have a YouTube stream
>>473080489>I'm disabledCan't stand c4, they used to do great comedy. Peep show, IT crowd, phone shop
>>473080783That would tip them from negligible seats to winning quite a few
>>473080489HORRIBLE an FUNDED BY THE BBC FACT
>>473080749its fake. bazake media is the guy who runs the streatham rovers football club twitter account which is also fake
>>473080638It’s literally illegal to release exit polls until 10pm. Anything you see before then is bullshit.
>>473080820mind your business or else its shankchat
>>473080454Whoever made this assumes 1% vote share == 1% of available seats. Which is clearly not the case
>>473080454retards actually falling for this shit
TEN BINGSMANIFEST ZERO SEATS LADSSAY IT WITH ME- ZERO. SEATS.
>>473080708that's a man
>>473080850They will become the coalition
>>473080859Everything about Josh Widdicomb disgusts me
>>473080858Sky news on YouTube
>>473080543HOSTEL , SKIN and SALT Stytlee
>>473080686Maybe you're right, it's just the impression I got from him.
>>473080717More like house of gaylords
>never takes his rosette off>always returns labour everytime, first time>absolute shit hole of a place even by norf standardsNow we can all enjoy it
>Retards taking exit poll """leaks""" seriously
>>473080813Nigel is proclaimed as emperor, the only seat
i hope none of you have voted reform
>>473080913Kek
>>473080859>AI handFake news
>>473080717>The Lords are genuinely high quality peopleWere
>9:22 thread made>9:51 bump limit
>>473080336Sometimes I likes to venture into the outer reaches.>>473080350Shocking lad. Take this picture.
RIP Raab
>>473080929The white nish kumar
>>473080858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey2cmdOa-g
>>473080681>Conservatives- right (centre right)>Reform UK-right (far right)>Labour-social democrats (socialists)>Liberal democrats - centre left ? >Irrelevant regional nationalist parties Am I right ?
>>473081038>>473081038>>473081038
Gf was torn between Labour or Reform but when we walked to the booth to vote together I peer pressured her to vote for Nige waheyyy
Too cold for a cigar.
Keep an eye on the bookie odds at 10pmif its anything like brexit you might see some big movements
>>473080991Sticky when?
>>473080973noooooooooo vote conservative to stop labour!!!!
>>473080973
>>473080749yea looks like bull https://x.com/BazakeMedia/status/1808954032729297153
>>473081011he didn't stand
Sky News for the Exit Polls announcement, then C4 for analysis
>>473080906ZERO SEATSAlso, these Captchas are getting ridiculous...!
>>473080834Even clever people can be wrong sometimes. I imagine they were motivated by the queen's EU dress. They're still lords after all.
>>473080973It is racist to judge people on their character though because black people have bad characters and you can't discriminateObvious dogwhistle
>>473080859fucking freak
>>473081056Labour are centre-right these days
>>473080940Easy mistake to make.You have to keep in mind his political image-building was inspired by the late USSR/early Russian Federation, i.e. selling self-destructive bullshit to peasants without smiling and convincing them its in their best interests.
>>473080973They may be heckin good boy civnats, but damn it they're the closest thing to a right wing mainstream party we're going to get
STOP MSM NEWS SHIT BAGS FFS SLY BBC and JEESUS WEc BETTER THAN THE NETS TOLD BETTER NEWS REALLLS NEWS STTOOOOP BE
>>473080616You may soon be seeing pictures like this more often
>>473081073Stick a jumper on
>>473081153Under Kier "I'll make misgendering someone an aggravated offence" Starmer?
>>473081153you don't know what right wing means
Tory Nonce
>>473080973Civnats are gay
New>>473081038>>473081038>>473081038>>473081038
REFORM 88 SEATS
>>473081261>>473081279This is the party that wants to privatise the NHS and deport bangladeshis. Why isn't this right wing?
I don't like how the BBC runs more ads in between shows than it used to.They'd be better off having fewer ads and dipping in the archives to fill out the schedule.
>>473078491He actually wants the Tories in to prevent Labour from winning.Yes, seriously.
>>473081369>privatise the NHSlmao not even the tories want to do that. >deport bangladeshislmao not even the tories want to do that.
REFORM WON TONIGHT and NEXT lab shyte YEARS .. We WATCH and SAY .. NO !!! NO .. NO MOAR !THERE SHOULD FEAR US NOW (some guy market it here and make loads on it , Gud luck him
>>473080350
shit i just read Count bin face has won and aliens will be bombing the shit out london inless 24 hours.he says they plan cut bollox off of labour supporters and stick them down there throats.
>>473080608I would pay the licence fee just to watch Alastair Campbell executed live on tv
GB NEWS EXIT POLL 13 seats for Reform
>>473082239shut up you nonce
