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>>474901427
>>474901427TYB
Retard still hasn’t turned the car off
is this another retarded boomer?
She sounds so causal in there, like it happens all the time.
literal chimp lmao
So confused...
Gorillas in the Wild
Just saw the preview for the Triple Play. Can't wait to see the comments.
>oy vey give the advertisements your money
Dan will treat this naked, noncompliant BM felon as a comedy routine, not a serious crime.
>>474901549Kek
>>474901654This doesn't seem like the sort of thing Dan would normally show.
>>474901654Africa never sent their best.
which one of ten of us has a curved dick?
>>474901691>i do have charmin wavy tear>the wavy tear does tear better>i do give advertisers my money
>>474901732If the guy is having some sort of mental health issue, it probably shouldn't be treated as a crime or as entertainment.
>>474901808shrimpfaggoy does
>>474901749>This doesn't seem like the sort of thing Dan would normally show.It's from his private collection
>>474901928what kind are they? refried?
>>474901808Have ED so there is no curve, not sure if that was factored into their statistics.
>>474901427it really sucks that they stopped airing alan's commercial after he raped that kid
>>474901808mine is crooked
>>474901991you don't understand, his wife literally made him do it
>wet Hughes
>>474901732Agreed but Dan exploits White MH cases all the time on this show. He'll feature a citizen like that for an hour or more.
BRYCE
>>474901991
>is that a pond?!jesus christ
i saw bryce hughes at the gas station this week and said hello
>>474901808>>474901986Mine isn't ------ straight so thought i might have this, but the curves you can see on google on insane, like |-_|like looks like half a U
>>474902130Should has asked to sniff her anus
>>474901850based charmin enjoyer
>>474902121a retention pond beside a church
did we ever figure out what bryce's real first name is? her nametag has the letter I, not B
>>474902130What did she smell like?
>>474902130Did she respond?
She shouldn't be driving in dry conditions either
>>474902183i am not a sperg
>>474901427NIGGERS ARENOTPEOPLE
I thought it was going to be a 80 year old granny, nope it's just a ball of fat
wtf this woman is like 40 years old, I thought she was 80
>>474902229she smiled and said hiit was at a gas station, she was in her patrol SUV
>>474902266Checked
>>474902090
>>474902150|-_|
>>474902225irene i think
Told you, they're laughing about it. Yeah, the perps destroying our society and terrorizing innocent citizens are a laugh fest. F U, Abrams
I'M PARK OUT BY THE LAAAAAAAAAAKE80 MILES FROM SANTA FE
>monkey howling
Tommy Rizz reppin the Dirty Jerz
George floyd rides again!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
What did this nigger take?
>Dan showing thisTrump definitely won already
OH MY GOD HE'S RAPING THE COP CAR!!!
apparently PCP hasnt gone completely out of style yet
>>474902470views must be going down
>>474902464Racism. We all need to do better.
>>474902307and she drove through a parking lot to end up in the pondthere is a KFC next door so I assume that is where she is coming from
All seriousness, what kind of drug could this be?
Think he's packing a massive cock?
Slavery was a mistake
>BBCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Is this Euro Simulator 2: The New World?
>>474901427EUROPEAN SIMULATOR: AMERICA DLCYEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
A few years ago they would have tazed this nigger right away
>>474902464PCP I'll bet.
>>474902537PCP
PCP'd out nigger looks like something out of Attack on Titan
PCP is a hell of a drug
>>474902464Relief Factor. You don't understand. His clothes are gawn.
he landed right on his weiner
>>474902090this happened in front of my housemy wife and daughter were on tv that night
>>474902464rotisserie chicken
i was guessing pcp, totally forgot about that bath salt shit
>At this point, the officers think he must be under the influenceAh, now is when they were convinced
bzzzzzzapppers!!!111
47 year old smoking bath salts and pcp. What the fuck are you even doing with your life?
That's trapping 101.
If that was pcp, I’m surprised he went down that easily
You don't understand - Dan's showing this because he really thinks it's funny, not because he's based or in need of ratings. He lives in a world where violent scum will never touch him. He likes that the rest of us have to deal with it.
dan wishes censor was gone so he can stare at that nigger dick
Where do I get PCP I would try that my life is so boring.
Sup niggers!
>>474902699NIGGER
>>474902594My wife and I audibly kek'd. Well played Anon.
All of these boomers having medical emergencies behind the wheel
>>474902686a naked guy yelling biblical references is funny
>>474902699kill yourself mass reply nigger animal
>>474902699God damn it Shrimp Would you give it a rest
>>474902725safe AND effective
>>474902699So are we! Welcome to the thread friend.
>>474902696Hey, I think my last laptop was that same model. Upgraded to a newer MSI
>>474902699Are you the shrimp faggot? Sudoku now
>>474902552>>474902559You son of a bitch
>>474902743He's yelling about some Nation of Islam shit
Mass replying should be a 3 day bannable offense.
>>474902743he can visit you and your loved ones then and entertain you. you threat assessment skills are lacking to put it nicely.
I hope that hors kicks both of them in their heads
officer hottievoice on a horse!
THE WOMEN COPS ON THIS SHOW ARE ALWAYS!!! GOING TO ANIMAL CALLS!fucking useless
>>474902760wtf I didnt type that so jannies put in a filter when you mention "small crustacean live broadcasting"
Do not get on a random horseEspecially by one being led by a spic who can't speak English
I wish I was that saddle
>>474901427Imagine blasting 'roos with a shotgun, wow sexy.
why does desirae's minnie mouse voice make my jeans so tight? god damn just imagine her in bed
That horse is about to give her more orgasms than any mad could.
>on patrol live?
>>474902699Shut the fuck up shrimp. You inbred paki
>>474902849Depends. If you're replying in good faith to multiple anons, no problem.
If you only knew how bad things really are
>>474902895Segments like these are filler and curatedAnyone have Danny Brown in the rap video
>>474902810Yeah I guess it’s pretty old at this point. Still works for my needs though
>>474902849It's the shrimpfag with his bottomless bucket of 3rd world IP addresses
>>474902687Dan is such a faggot
You just know she wants the horse alone
>>474902913Why not? Will he kidnap her?
$7k for a horse is cheap.
>>474902871it seems you don't know what a television is
>>474902827
>>474902967There is no legitimate reason to ever reply to 20+ anons.
>>474902974
>Male copsWrestling niggers on PCP>Female copsRiding horses and playing with cats
It's a shame that fatso didn't drive a bit further in
>>474903031It's been maintained by a Mexican
I'm betting a billion dollars she gets her license renewed in about 4 years no questions asked. She had no idea she nearly drove into a fucking pond.
scared cause you a yankee faggot
>>474903033was it a cartoon? no. it's a real life threat you don't care about b/c it happened to others. sociopathy or no empathy.
Daily reminder without whites, blacks would be terraforming mars right now.
>>474902225>did we ever figure out what bryce's real first name is? her nametag has the letter I, not Bholy shit, her first name is Iletahttps://www.instagram.com/iletabryce/?hl=en
Naked black dude was yelling dragon ball at the end there if you didn't catch it. He thought he was Ape Goku.
>>474902930Its annlying but I still want to put my dick in her.
>>474903086That's assuming the beetus doesn't take her before then. Her eyes are probably at 20/100 vision or worse
>>474903054This guy is a chad. He was able to hold hands with a qt 3.14 officer and get her wet by letting her ride on the horse
>>474903021The horse will be poorly trained, abused, and horse can fucking cripple and kill you when those two things happen.Like if that tiny dog were to approach it she's fucked. No one there will be able to help her.
A horse and a dog? She's so fucking wet right now
>>474903146How do you even pronounce that?
>>474903203i think she's about to get added to his stable.
come the fug on go to something else
>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>>474903051>>474903051>>474903051>>474903051What about 1 anon 20+ times?
>>474903223They can shoot the horse if it freaks out, dumbass
>>474903267you sick fuck
>>474903203You know he's sniffing that saddle after.
i would take this female cop to dinner and bang her but id give her a google voice number and ghost her the next day
Shame that Hayden Pannetiere cop ruined herself with a gross tattoo
>your tax dollars are going to fund a woman riding a horse and imagining herself being fucked by it
>>474903267That's fine, that's just autism
>body cam copsNEW SHOW ALERT
>>474903267I'm OK with that.
>pajeeta in a showerAWOOGA
>>474903288I don't think you've seen how quickly shit turns bad with horses and people always panic. By the time the cop thinks to use his gun she'll be on the ground out cold and with a fucked up spin or limbs.
They just need to add a crew in Louisiana so we can see the niggers get caught by the police in between their parole and revocation hearings.
>>474902913he trained it to dance, you can trust him
>>474903223I wear a helmet everyday in case I decide to ride a strange horse.
>>474903491NIGGER
>>474903436True, all the horses I see(in rural Texas) are well trained. Never seen one freak out
>>474903491Shrimp stop.If you weren't so weird maybe people wouldn't leave and you wouldn't need to do this shit every week.
They got new faces for this cabin bait and switch?
jesus how long do these fucking commercials last
Did everyone just get an ad about long term relief for vaginal discharge?
>>474903560They spam multiple threads across multiple boards. I have seen the spam on UFC threads in /sp/
>>474903501Probably beats the fuck out of them while Mexican circus mariachi music blasts in their ear
Uh, they’re running ads for pills to combat vaginal odor now?
Bros, why are women so fucking disgusting?
As a woman, I'm so happy I've gotten my vaginal discharge and odor under control with these pills.
>>474903658what do you think all those ads for "body deodorant" are for
>>474903658>It isn't taken orally
>>474903626Yes
Dyke be flirtin
should we write to the show with a question and give pol a shoutout to dan?
>>474903626>>474903658yeah ...
>>474903631I think his bot is retardedDuring the Trump shooting it targeted the thread with the most posts being the sticky so we had some peace
>>474903729For the area around the genitals. Not IN them
those headlights dont look very bright
>>474903720
>>474903794does anyone know what that link shrimpfag posts goes to?
This this dumbass just fly by a police traffic stop?
>What's this?>Huh?Huh is always a giveaway.
>>474903929fed honeypot site
>>474903250
>>474903929I don't want to find out. Supposedly it's a cytube type site with a chat but you don't know who this guy is and what he has in the site's script.
>>474903929Don't know, I'm not clicking that shit
I’ve said this before, but I think most people are just bad drivers. Then when what little skills they have become diminished by drugs, cell phones, or fatigue, they become deadly.
>>474903987He's an ESL
>just about 90% of the replies in here are sexual in nature, many of which reference bestiality Is bitchlessness the leading cause of radicalization in young white men? Do you think conservatism would cease to exist if bitches let you clap?
>>474904051hmmmm tempted to investigate if I resolve the issue I'll let you bros know
>>474904104Possibly. Who’s talking about bestiality?
>>474904104No, but liberalism would cease to exist if holes could pair bond again
this cop definitely sucks cock at gay bars and gets fucked in the ass and cleans cum off his beard
We have a faggot
>extradition out of GeorgiaDude is fucked, they'll extradite for anything
This mexican is alright
Why do cops love pulling dildos out of cars? Why do people have dildos in their cars?
what is that green thing? its blurred out
>BIG GREEN DILDO
Cop is having too much fun playing with that dildo
>>474904297this cop in particular loves it because hes a flaming fag
>>474901427wtf big rat!
>>474904287>Abringtonnot a Mexican
Good thing they blurred the tip of the dildo. I’d hate to see it in all its obscene wiggling.
this cop is definitely getting a hardon for all this gay bdsm shit
>curtis getting roasted as soon as he comes backdan is alright sometimes
Man they are putting this dude's whole life on blast like that
>>474904345Do you have no eyeballs? Phenotypes don't lie. Also, people intermarry, can change their names, can be adopted, etc etc
This guy should say the Hunter Biden just sold him that car as is ia few hours ago
>>474904386He does that constantly. They were questioning some kids once, one who had a hoodie that read ‘I HEART SLUTS’ and Dan said "Hey, Curtis! He’s got your hoodie!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4gq8eIluUc&pp=ygUNcG9zdGFsIDIgZ2ltcA%3D%3D
>woman crashes car on flat, straight, dry roadHow do they always mange the most insane wrecks without anything else going on?
>>474904386>>474904462curtis is going to beat dan's scrawny jew ass on his last day on the show
>>474904509To be completely fair, the roads are wet. But still, pretty poor.
>>474904509>womanCmon anon you already said the answer
>>474904561They’ll cut back to the studio and Curtis and Sticks will be giving him a swirly
Time for Cletus and the Boyz
>>474904509Too busy on tiktok while driving
Officer Infowars is ankle-deep into the scat pack
>>474904569>wet roadsyeah somehow an old charger has transmission failure, she's out of gas, body damage, and shits just fuckin broken crooked in the road. How?
How are so many cops overweight when they get a reasonable amount of exercise during work?
I'm just not gonna damp rid
She sounds cute.
Women have ruined mustangs for everyone
>>474904753BAN THIS NIGGA!!!
>>474904750Donuts Lots of them.
>>474904750>when they get a reasonable amount of exercise during work?They often sit for 8+ hours per shift, and the only exercise they get is the 30 feet of walking to hand someone a ticket.
This ad is retarded Who the fuck is sweeping wet pink goo
Get that Custom Ink shit off my channel. We 4imprint certain here.
>>474904753please reconsider
>>474904703>yeah somehow an old charger has transmission failure, she's out of gas, body damage, and shits just fuckin broken crooked in the road. How?9 owners2 oil changes
>>474904750They're in their cars most of the time
>>474904750Because they consume more calories than they expend. You're seeing cherrypicked moments between a dozen or so departments for entertainment purposes, friend. Most cops, as well as most Americans, spend most of their time rotting on their fat asses doomscrolling.
>police when arresting blacks: i love these guys back the blue>police when arresting whites:
Supposedly there's a contest between different cities to pick which cops have the nicer cruisers/vehiclesTax payer money being wasted on dick waving contest.
>>474904785Mustangs were always woman's cars.
That was a weak run
>>474905026What is it about chargers, challengers, and nissans that draws criminal scum to them?
Ukraine lol
>he speaks Ukraine
DEPORT
why isnt he back in ukraine fighting with his brothers?
Washington bros, we’re famous!
>>474905268>>474905275
Send him back to Ukraine, they'd love to have him on the front lines
>>474905245If I wanted to drive a Mustang, I'd go rent one.
The cops are hiringWho want to get shot by niggers and spics and your family get a watch or some shit in return
>ukraineSo Russian?
>>474905311He was a woman when he got here
Zelensky wants him back
They let him go
>young man from ukraineSend him back, they need him
So if you're from Ukraine you can run from the police and they'll let you go heh
Send him back
>What happen if no helemt.You go back to the trenches.
>issued citations>he'll have to appear in court for thatyeah, he totally will.
>>474905400These fucks are all over the greater Seattle area for (((some reason)))
>>474905311>>474905342he's privileged, otherwise he'd be sent to die
>25 translatorslearn English you fuckers
We shouldn't have people in this country who don't speak english. It amazes me what this country allows. Welcoming in an invasion.
>>474905414I'm sure he'll zoom call in from an undisclosed location
Send junkies to euthanasia
Ban Narcan.
What a shit episode as usual
How is Stella doing? Did she make bail? Could she have afforded a good attorney? Or did she just have to rely on a public defender?
Everett is such a shit hole for those that don’t know.
Buckets of fun
>>474905519To be fair, he was white.
>hurr I shoot up mystery liquid from China and Mexico that some nigger sold meFuck these retarded junkies.
>>474905577Yes.
>>474905577checked
>>474905607idk the naked chimpout was funny
Hey opl...
Still with the old negro woman that crashed into a fuckin lakeJust take her to jail, officer.
nicest guy with cornrows in america
>>474905717HI STELLA LONG TIME NO SEE hows your wrench spinnin'?
>>474905311Jew?
Do not respondDo not engage
>>474905717sup babe? Glad they granted you internet access while in custody
Who rents cars for the summer?
>>474905609Hopefully joined the 41%
>>474905667I'm a huge Ukraine simp actually (don't care don't want to debate it here) and support us giving them money, but think he should be back there fighting.
wayfair is pretty gay
>>474905826people that live in new york that don't own cars
>>474905776I know where your mother lives. Isn't that nice?Strawberries and Chocolate
Dan always mentions the number of county's they're in but seems to only show those 2 florida and this NC county.
>>474905890They must have ran out of Kelly Clarkson money so they settled on some gay nigga as their spokesperson
>>474901549What happened to the one that fell off? kek
>>474905978The other ones are either boring or have too hot for TV shit going on.
WOW I can't wait to buy that random chemical mix and use it on my kid's toys!
i bet lisa wishes she had abracadabra
>>474906068Even on your pets!
We got a hotelShit always get crazy at a hotel scene
> abracadabraI gonna try this out, pine tree keeps dropping sap on my car
>>474905978The south's more entertaining with all the uneducated poors, one of the few pluses the local gov bleeding the middle class dry and ruining their school systems provides.
>>474906220A chainsaw is the proper tool to fix that.
>>474906220Try not parking under a pine tree. They already make a tar, sap, and bug remover petrochemical. This abracadabra seems too good to be true.
you have to go back
I hope the officer pushes this cringe dramatic gay mutt off the banister
>you should call back uplol
>>474906220I guarantee you it's just acetone with some other fillter
>>474906202that's a motel there's a difference
>white settlementapex kek
These fags just told the cops where to find me
>White Settlement
>>474905478
new bread >>474906396>>474906396>>474906396
>>474906394Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
They're going 15 mph. Just get 2 cars in front of him and have them simply stop. Or fuck it, let's just have 40 cars chase some dipshit for 4 hours because fuck doing actual work amirite
>>474906546Yes Sir. I staid at a Holiday Express last night
>>474906452TYB
