ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)/pol/ vc here https://meet.jit.si/OPLNightlast time on OPL >>474906396ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE/pol/ (Akariposter)approved VChttps://meet.jit.si/CrazyStreamsVoiceChat/pol/ (Sneed)approved chatsneed_liveFAQ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/414760709/#414762633>Replace _ with . and don't post links. MGM has a bot that sends DMCA takedowns automatically.> Use https://10minutemail.com/ to make an accountOther streamshttps://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/^ These streams will have a full replay afterwards ^Want to run your own stream for anons? https://pastebin.com/Wkgi73eZ (embed)ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO: https://mfbc.us/m/kwu74qjhttps://mfbc.us/m/fwd258q
Dan is such a jew.
let's go boys
Dan is such a faggot
Basic First Shift recapThe Toledo cop who lost his phone found it under a patrol carWalgreens alarm going off, white dude was inside (pic related), he had hid in the restroom for 5 hours then came out and ate chips, chocolate, and smoked Newports
This show kinda sucks most of the time. They always go to commercial breaks when shit goes down.
>>475005462Evening anons. Thank you for the updates,
>>475005462this first shift show is fucking trash now. they give on update from the night before and then dan shows an unrelated video and then talks to that fucking meatheard big chinned loser rizzo.we might as well accept that sticks is gone and we stuck with that fucking mope. i think dan chose him because he is jacked. dan might be gay
>>475005960We should petition Reelz to replace Dan with female Dan.
>>475005640Yeah the show is often pretty slow and sometimes really frustrating wit hall the ads, but sometimes we get some great shit
i miss how they used to bring is officers they followed so you got to know them. but nooooooo dan put an end to that so we can let rizzo and curtis talk way too much.
Dan loves you all deeply
>>475005863I forgot he had a dog.
>>475006582sometimes
What are you anons having for dinner this evening? I grilled some hot italian sausages with onions, green peppers and jalapenos.
>>475008027That sounds excellent. King of sandwiches.
>>475008027Looks delicious, anon.So flavorful and so simple
How was last night's episode? I was out last night.
So many fucking ad rolls. This shit sucks cock.
im in Ga, it's been raining all day, so the SC locations should be pissing rain again tonight like last nighti don't know why, but that comfy af for me
DAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>475009327Has your power been flickering in GA?
>>475008027im having a grilled burger with caramelized onions, pineapple, hot pepper and cheese and some Dale's marinate which is onions sauce based and extra salty, mashed taters and lima beans
>>475005462Very odd Dan said "White." He never mentions the race of perps. Odds he would've said it about a POC? Infinitesimal.
>>475009575not today, it often does tho
sup bros? how is everyone
>>475009719Sounds great anon.
>>475004902https://youtu.be/rM9Dgcftgbk
just a lil snatch up why even worry brah
>>475008027beer and weed
>>475009825have a headache so i need to eat and drink, be back in a bit, hopefully a good ep 2nite
damn that is one ugly cop
Why do certain folks within communities act similarly in different locales?
>>475010173
dyke alert
It's another wild night of OPL
>How to turn a simple traffic ticket into an arrest. At least they're consistent.
>>475009770Word. The city has been flickering
>>475010230Dykes are power hungry assholes by default. Giving them a badge is like giving them a power boost.
>>475009825I'm excellent. I had nap time this afternoon so I might be able to stay up until the end of this episode tonight.
>GO TALK TO HER YOU DONE PISSED ME OFFlmao
>>475010230Started last night.. got to fill the DEI quota.
so we open with niggers acting a niggerwhen I was little I never appreciated what my grandmother meant by "acting a nigger"I get it grandma, I get it
I love when people say the same thing dozens of times.
>CHOOT EM
I thought he was saying they tazed the baby
DAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh shit i had no idea there was a third.The driver kept his mouth shut he ain't trying to see no jail cell.
LITERALLY SOBBING YOU MONSTER
>>475004902>Lets all masturbate to niggers and pigs like a bunch of beta homos.
Holy shit I missed last night for my Pathfinder game, and this happened?
>>475010372>>475010454A Black man with a baby is suspicious tbqh.
>>475010498Loud Nigger meme in real life
>>475010498triple play, someone posted the vid last night
>>475010498it was a previously recorded segment
D A N FUCK U MY BABY MOMA
>>475008027I had the same thing four hours ago but with rice no jalapenos. It was fucking good.
>>475010495(((Loser)))
>>475010542>>475010548>triple play>>475010557>previously recordedDamn, I gotta find itThanks frens
GIRL ON DA FUCKIN GRASS!
This Black Bill Clinton cop may be good, but he likes to talk a lot.
>>475010613Mmmmhmmmmm!
New viewer here. This Brookford scene...first, why does the chief of police do patrols? Second, does he always talk like an hysterical woman?
Whatever happened to that retard cop who abused his power and swung the homeowner through his front windowpane then proceeded to blame the homeowner.
This fucking nog...
GUN UNDERNEEF DA BABY
>DAN KEEP THE FUCKING BABY SITUATED
I'm see this from both ends Dykes are assholes and try to act toughNiggers are hypersensitive and blow things out of proportions. It's a recipe for what we see now
People jump out with babies and guns underneath? Sheesh...
>>475010665>first, why does the chief of police do patrols?community policing and it's not a huge department
>>475010528Kek
So is Jano's hair gonna be up or down tonight? She seems to occasionally doll herself up for the cameras.
they probably have a gun or drugs hidden on the baby
Black women are worse than any pajeet or native we have in Canada. I feel sorry for you yankee bros
>>475010797DAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>475010797I trust Dan's instincts here.
the chief wants the book thrown at em
>>475010684I don't know, but here's the video
>>475010797Happens a lot.
>>475010807Jeets are worse. At least niggers know deep down they are inferior
>>475010743In my experience I've learned that niggers hate it when you try to think for them or protect them from themselves. Sometimes they gotta learn the hard way. I've watch them get themselves in a pickle many of times when I could have prevented it but I'm no helicopter papa.
>>475010862I miss Nye county. Montana was kinda crazy at times too.
>>475010854I think he's treading lightly to avoid undermining his officers.
Does any one remember the antti-submarine Navy guy who started practicing his karate shit during the field sobriety test?
>>475010977yes tall BM right?
>>475004902idiocracy level of entertainment. If i wanted to see citizens doing citizen things i would go outside.Absolut state of american society, that people watch dudea do their normal boring jobs because at least its the outside and real people.Dude Real People And their DumbAss infractions should not entertain youBut a las you never learned how to read did you? You inbred white black cock sucking cracker.We the Mexican American community frown upon your taste in TelevisionWatch a Soap Opera, dream of fucking a hot woman. Thats televisión
LOL>GO AROUND, YOU'RE CLEAR
>>475010807People who say this haven't met the right ones yet.I personally know people who said the same about Mexicans then learned a valuable lesson after being brutalized by them.
>>475010918Our pajeets know they are shit eaters, thats why they always look down and call you sir
>>475010933Nye is where all the crazy stuff happened.
>>475011048>reddit spacingPlease never post on this site ever again.
>Not even a question of arresting the driver for not having a licenseAnd there are people who voluntarily comply with DUI investigations and catch a felony because they don't want their license suspended
Hello frens
>>475011048Lol your people make up 25% of this show at least
>>475011048>If i wanted to see citizens doing citizen things i would go outside.You should go do that then. Instead you're here telling us how much you hate this.
>>475011166hey bong bro
>>475011048Straighten your money out.
>>475011048>you’re idiots for watching this>watch a soap opera
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>WUTCHU NEED MY ID FO, BITCH?He has warrants.
>>475011048>Watch a Soap OperaYou misspelled Telenovela you dumb fucking spic
A MINOOOOOOOOOOOOORKek
I miss nye county and bernalilo county.
NIGGER ESCALATION
>Am I unda suspissin of a crime?And it is pouring there
sheeeeeeit
chimpout
This is very unusual behavior.
>how old are you>5>how old are you>5right to jail, top kek
>That's why
these niggers are as annoying as they could possibly beplease officers, break out your nightsticks and start swinging wildly
>>475011353Why do they think pointing out random facts like that will get them out of anything?
why?
>>475011358>NIGGER ESCALATIONThis "minor" learned all this shit from his mother and fatherGenerational disfunction
The driver is going to end up babysitting he's the only one chill
Operation Wetback 2.0 can't come soon enough with Trump.
>6-18
lollmao, even
Impressive nigging.
>>475011376it's a one person chimp out
>>475011353Minors who rob and kill when they're 12.
>>475011355Is Richland still on? That baby carrying N takedown was right before George Fentynol got livepd cancelled
>HE'S A MINOR>HE LITERALLY JUST TURNED 18
He's a minor.How old is he?He just turned 18. kek
he is gonna get a nice check from the town. dumb fucking PD
>>475011438the look on his face says "i fucked up"
this is black excellence
I CANT BREATHE
>>475011438>The driver is going to end up babysitting he's the only one chillI think he's got a suspended license though, right?
>>475011353>A MINOOOOOOOOOOOOORAnd it's not even true, kek. "He just turned 18."
>he's a minor>he literally just turned 8-teen
Holy fuck, shoot all these niggers and sprinkle some crack on them.
He's shitting himself when they finally noticed he was there
Studio tries to blame this behavior on circuit metaphor. Avoid the truth always.
crotch rocket faggots
ISS DEY CULCHA
Odds on them finding drugs in the car after they get these coons in the cage?
You could tell dan got nervous and had to inturrupt the scene and move to anything else when an entire family is getting arrested for being dumbasses.
This guy really talked himself into a ticket. >But NC isn't a stop and ID state It basically is. The courts ruled that refusing to get an ID when they want to write you a ticket (which he could have easily gotten for his behavior/disorderly conduct) is an arrestable offense
arrest the baby too ( preemptively)
>>475011433A lot of people treat that like a get out of jail free card. A 17 year old will punch you in the face but if you deck him, "HE A MINOORRR"
>>475011610probably does have drugs cops actually finding it unlikely
>>475011596sucks to be him, fucked a crazy bitch and now your stuck with her. i see why black men leave
>>475011626>nogs noggin'uh, let's go to a white guy speeding
>>475011610100%
Based on two years of OPL, car has a gun. I mean every single freaking time on this show.
Evening frens and neighbors! How's everybody doing tonight?
>>475011695And it's another nog!!!
I hate squids so much. A helmet and nothing to protect from road dash.nat least get a cheap leather jacket
>>475011734Just ducky. Hot here but beats the snow.
>moto-jogger
I was expecting the bike to takeoff as soon as he got out of the car
>>475011734Henlo fren. Sad because my run got rained out
>>475011771thats his problem worry about yourself
>>475011566I'm hoping they let him go due to not being a pain in their ass. Maybe if he can get a ride for him and the baby they let him be.
>>475011506the motorcycle pull over right now is RichlandHe will be let go with a warning
>>475011771I have witnessed many crotch rocket riders turned into road pizzas over the years. makes me laugh every time
>>475011734Nice and cool here today. Looks like it might be a decent episode tonight.
>>475011844Every SC officer is either jacked or a fat fuck no inbetween. That bbq must be delicious
>>475011846ATGATT or die
>>475004902oldfag here, is this a rebranding of the livepd threads from years ago?
>every fontana stop
>>475011718yes, 100%
>>475011817I'm not worried, just annoyed. That shit drives up my insurance rates. Fucking nigger loving libertarian
>>475012003George I cant breathe and the subsequent nog riots killed LivePD and A&E
>>475011522You're likely the exact same type of "doesn't listen to fucking anyone" nog as those clowns so explaining the legal requirement of a police officer to complete their investigation of a crime that they have witnessed, and the 100% legal ability they have to arrest anyone who refuses to comply with the investigation of the crime they just committed, would likely go in one ear, travel through a purple drank and weedsmoke residue-encrusted empty cavern, and then out the other so I won't bother to explain I'll just lol at you.lol
>>475012003YupAfter A&E dumped LivePD after George Floyd, they went to Reelz and have the same format and same main host, DanThey replaced the other two hosts but it's basically the same thing.They just hit 2 years on the air
>>475012065busy body redditor go back pussy
>>475011654He probably grabbed the baby once the lights and sirens went on to put crack in the (known) dirty diaper knowing the cops aren't going to dig through that shit to find drugs.
>>475012149Remember the days when they had no advertising? Good times
>>475012003did ya read the OP?
>>475012106no you read me completely wrong you must be a high and mighty wannabe peace officer
>>475012196First and final warning. I'm in no mood for this.
475012196Do your fucking jobs jannies
>>475012196NIGGER
>bulldike cop in the middle of baby holding dispute
>>475012270They did! They deserve an extra hot pocket tonight.
>>475012180Go suck your wife's boyfriends bbc you nigger lover
>>475011844Nostradamus
>camera on the side of the wet roadI dont wish harm on anyone but all it would take is one slip and bad things would happen.
There's something about a steady rain like that which is so damn comfyHere in Virginia we're supposed to have rain almost the entirety of next week
this Hazen redneck's voice makes me laugh every time
the dog will alert
>300 with paper plates and fake idniggers continue to perpetuate their stereotypes
>>475012370Double pay for tonight's shift
>>475012416Bryce got damp last night helping some old nigger who drove her car into a pond. I've never been harder in my whole life
how the fuck does chief taylor know everyone in arkansas
>>475012516Hazen is a tiny ass town. 1500 residents, only covers a few square miles.
>>475012516hazen isn't that big and the chief is involved in high school sports so he knows current and former players
DAAAAN FUCK YOU
>>475012496>Bryce got damp last nightShit, I missed it!
>>475012388no, the guy started the conversation with "I know man, I'm sorry"and wasnt acting a fool, had a license and insurancethe cop doesnt want to give joe citizen a hard time, the guy floored it from the stop and got caught, he knew he was wrong and apologized.The nigger baby on the freeway should have been a release with warning, but they nigger escalated
>>475012496I love her
>>475012085>>475012149>>475012223i just remember zenith being really cute i wonder how he's doing its been like, 4 years
Go look at Hazen on Google maps....the fucking town is 8 miles of freeway....what a fucking joke...those pigs are thieves.
>I don't wanna be in the back of the car They are actually humoring him. Throw that nig in the back of the paddywagon
based negro rocking the larry bird jersey
Holy shit, a Larry Bird jersey?
ladies and gentleman we are witnessing a rare occurance, a black man wearing a white man's jersey
>>475012614damn she got any feet pics?
>WUTCHOO PULL ME OVAH FO?What does it fucking matter? You're plastered with warrants and you're on level 7 of doing niggerish shit.
>>475012766https://www.instagram.com/iletabryce/?hl=enalso, checked
u_u
Has the timeline shifted to such an extent that they aren't cutting away anymore?
>>475012766>any feet picskeep us posted
>first two niggers talk themselves into getting arrested>now a third one is trying his hardestIf the baby nigger could talk it would have also gotten arrested
I love the new Washington department. WA is a total shithole now thanks to the Dems.
>>475012844I think summer finally started.
>>475012731My first thought
>>475012853lol
dont defy my authority peasant
>>475012853Definitely a life of crime in it's futuure.
>Report of shots fired>White Mercedes doing the shooting>Blood everywhere>Bullet hole in son's roomWoah, normally "shots fired" is a nothingburger, but damn this dude's LEAKIN'
>>475012435Huh? Speak up, I caint hear ya
>>475012496>ywn go on a fun date to the county fair with Bryce
>>475012853Gotta love it!
>BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Why are all these people in pajamas? Its fucking 630.
You're not going to win a fight against the police.
>>475013013it's Saturday
>smells like fentanyloh shit
look at the size of this lass
>smells like fentanylfent has a distinct odor?
>>475013013They just comfy.
Did one of the neighbors say the guy who lives there is a drug dealer?
>>475013063>>475013082I was wondering the same thing - I didn't know fent had a smellUnless they're talking about the ingredients to make it or something?
>>475013082cooked heroin smells like bbq, maybe fent is the same
>>475013074GianTess is an absolute unit
Is that a woman or a man?
>>475013019Would you, citizen? Would I?
>>475013092>Did one of the neighbors say the guy who lives there is a drug dealer?Yeah I heard thatCops asked who lived there, and they responded "Some guy... who deals drugs"
>>475013117just looked it up, fentanyl doesn't have a smell. these cops are idiots.
>>475013013anon the type of nigga to wear jeans and high vis jacket indoors
>>475013082Cocaine smells like sour chemicals.
diapers, laundry piled up, dogshit on the floor, smell of fent, fresh blood everywhere, shitty apartments, missing victimYeah its a drug den.
>>475013117>>475013142I'm guessing he's just smelling that disgusting black person odor they usually have. When all you deal with are felons you think everyone who acts, smells, dresses like them is what causes the crime.
>>475013216At least the victim is probably feeling no pain.
Gotta love it when a dumb nog learns some Street Physics
There might be AIDs on that blood
>warrant Not needed for active crime scenes like that.
>>475013216Looked like some shitty motel
>>475012900it's an actual tragedy. i grew up there and would never even consider moving back
Whatcha eating tonight? I got some vegan curry and popcorn.
>>475013176I’m sure it doesn’t have a smell but, the older I get, the more I see a huge variation in people’s ability to smell/ like, some people will claim you can’t smell weed on people or carpet cleaner, etc. but then others can pick up on a few ppm of fried oil from a fair across town.
>>475013364I don't feel bad for them at all. You get what you vote for.
>>475013429I smell weed from other vehicles on the interstate with my windows up and the A/C on recirc. That shit stinks.
>>475013176Fent doesn't have a smell but the shit they cut it with does.
>>475013429Danny Brown can smell weed from 3 miles away
>>475013492I do too. I’ve smelled it, in rain, on the interstate, with the windows all up. Some people I know claim that’s impossible but I think they’ve either just got poor senses of smell or are so burned out of weed they can’t smell it anymore.
>>475013328I think they're apartments. A lot of the poor people apartments are built identical to shitty motels because they're basically the same building. I didn't see a business sign or anything else suggesting it was a motel.
Redpill me on Leaf Filters do the really work as advertised? I hate cleaning my gutters
>>475013492I ride a motorcycle a lot and the amount of weed from cars in incredibleI smell it ever single time I ride
>>475013652Are you unvaxxed? The vaccinated seem to have a decreased sense of smell.
>>475013328I live along route 66 and a lot of our projects (and even nicer apartments) are former motels.
everyone in brookford got arrested
>>475013414Dominos Ultimate Pepperoni pizza and pepperoni stuffed cheesy bread.
>>475013683They're stupid expensive, like over $10/ft. They guarantee your gutters will never clog, and that's true, but now you have to clean the fucking gutter guards instead. I installed "big mouth" downspout outlets and upgraded to 4x3 downspouts. I kept my smaller 5" K gutters to keep the water velocity up. Now all the pine needles wash down and pile up at the bottom of the downspouts and the gutters never clog or overflow. I still have to clean them a little every couple of years, but not every couple of weeks like I used to.
>>475013683Just about any leaf guards work okay now, not the ones that rely on water adhesion to roll under into the gutter, those are a scam unless you're in england where its just a gentle rain. Best thing you can do is cut trees back, but if your houses is older with a ton of old growth trees even the basic metal mesh over top works okay unless you've got broad thick leaves like from an oak, maple, or cotton tree. Those just cling to futter screens for some reason. Depends a lot on your house, rainfall, type of trees, and how much you really hate cleaning your gutters. I used to help my granfather clean gutters, shitty awful job. You might be better off buying a pressure washer and just blasting them once or twice a year.
>>475013683They're expensive, but worth it. My gutters drain straight into my cistern for drinking water, so it's pretty much a requirement.
>>475013755wish they’d start arresting them all for dui
wait, are they going until 1 am now? I know that was the plan a few weeks ago.
>>475013683The gutter guards themselves just get dirty instead. It's a scam.
>>475013755That doesn't do much to make you feel safe in traffic does it?
Women cops should be doing traffic stops, disputes, etc anything that might turn violent.HE LEFT THE COAL BURNERKEK
>had a coalburner riding with him
>>475013959That was just a one-time special.
>>475013976>HE LEFT THE COAL BURNER
oh shit man. that truck wreck hurt like a mother fucker
that was a 10/10 pickup truck wreck. I like it
>>475014002bah
>>475013414Just got done eating some Marco's pizza
>>475014011checked
>>475014023toolbox got yeeted
Least useful k9 deployment this season. FOUR FUCKING OUNCES OF FENTANYL??!?!?! Holy shit
>>475014011>I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED
>>475014011Based. I hope she gets killed by a feral ape
People are so attached to their phones they even get cuffed with them in hand
>>475013967fuck no manthose high fucks have slow reflexes and are more likely to run me over
Maryland and Washington were such great picks.
>>475014077That dog probably smelled the fent and remembered Sprinkles the other drug dog died from an OD
Sammy a gud boi
That k9 deployment was a mess. Not only were there other cops there, the nigger was already giving up
Nice Mustang.
>>475014011I hope they made her walk home
>>475013783I got one dose at the insistence of my family and still fucking regret it.
>riced out v6 mustang arrest this faggot
Fucking Spic me no speak English type
drunk beaner?
>>475014021I totalled my first car in a similar manner. It didn't hurt at all, despite the front right wheel being blown off and landing on the other side of the car.
>>475014158The worst part is the goddamn pot heads that justify driving high as "safer than driving drunk" like driving sober isn't the standard.
why not make him turn the car off
>>475014092that hurt so fucking badI cant even laugh because that hurt like a mother fucker
Is this dude fuckin high and drunk and the cop is just going to run his license?
>Drive pimp car>Can't understand basic orders>Don't even know what "park the car" means when you're pretty much in a race carKek
>>475013936>>475013947>>475013961I like it when anons give good advice>>475013955Redpill me on being an employee for LeafFilter, do they pay well? How's the benefits package?
>>475014192At least the K9 was smart enough to not bite in that case, since he wouldn't figure out who to bite
>opens the door and modelo bottles fall outcalling it now.
>>475014216>I hope they made her walk homeAmen
>don't move okay>movesFucking beaners
>>475014312just a newly minted illegalcourtesy of Biden the good news is they can vote for Biden in November
deport
Too much cerveza
I think the best leaf filters are the cheap foam triangular prisms.
That's what 50 years of open borders gets us.
She a big girl
>Park car in open parking space right next to where you were because it's saferCop didn't like that one
new bread >>475014450 >>475014450 >>475014450
awwwwww, I was wondering where they were going with this
What is this gay shit
>>475014332>I like it when anons give good adviceIt just feels better to give helpful talks to people. Keep in mind, even if you have the very best gutter guards on the planet, you STILL need to periodically remove a few sections or jerry rig some solution >marriage proposalthese hoes are kinda trashy aren't they?
This is a total misappropriation of resources
>not at the momentJust show the DHS papers and let's move on.
MEXICAN QUEEN ACCEPTS >DAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cop just got engaged on live TV
Wow
>tfw my taxpayer money is funding this
Why are they all so fat???
>>475014766Wait until you find out what else you're paying for
>>475014830This is worse
itt seething incels that could've been a cop
>>475014766Things like this make it feel good being a neet and not paying taxes.
>>475014543I'm submitting a complaint to internal affairs.
Can we please move on to something more interesting?
>>475004902Nigger
>>475015939Indeed
