ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)/pol/ vc here https://meet.jit.si/OPLNightlast time on OPL >>475004902ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE/pol/ (Akariposter)approved VChttps://meet.jit.si/CrazyStreamsVoiceChat/pol/ (Sneed)approved chatsneed_liveFAQ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/414760709/#414762633>Replace _ with . and don't post links. MGM has a bot that sends DMCA takedowns automatically.> Use https://10minutemail.com/ to make an accountOther streamshttps://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/^ These streams will have a full replay afterwards ^Want to run your own stream for anons? https://pastebin.com/Wkgi73eZ (embed)ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO: https://mfbc.us/m/kwu74qjhttps://mfbc.us/m/fwd258q
wtf LOL
She looks like a roastie.
Love is in the air tonight
Awwwww
Ya'll said he was gay
This is a waste of taxpayer money.
now we have to watch wedding proposals on this show. go fuck yourself, dan
if this nigga gets killed in the line of duty tonight...
>>475014546Two words: Bruce Jenner
Vote DEM in november>Deport>Every>Mexican
>>475014568the plapjack woman
Gee I wonder why Dan showed this.
Dan is furious he couldn't setup a better photo op and take credit for some of it.
Thats a horrible way to propose.>Hey bitch marry me im going back to busting niggers k bye
>>475014604He was 2 days from retirement
WTF am I watching?
>>475014523I hype they have a lifetime of happinessgodspeed and mazletov
I want to vomit.
>>475014432>Too muchNot enough.Drunk driving to spics is what violence is to niggers.
>>475014517Definitely done with the cock carousel.
She's cute
>>475014555>gun shots in the background>*OFFICER DOWN! REQUESTING BACKUP*Will you marry me?
Just let them have their moment there is no reason to be upset
>>475014517>NJ is home sticker>shitbull sticker>garbage GMC crossover>back tattooroastie confirmed
Another white woman lost forever to the BBC.
>>475014450https://youtu.be/rM9Dgcftgbk
Fucking gross
>>475014681>>475014692Back shoulder tattoo confirms the roast beef.
Of course the fat friend has a pitbull window stickerPitty Mom that will never be a bride
>30 min delay>Seriously, we had no idea.
>>475014692She should sue the department for the illegal stop to finance the wedding.
Damnit Dan I thought you said commercial
CBD is a fucking scam
>>475014720Don’t forget the "bruh." sticker
>>475014523That 2 FO 8 brake cleaner special is a real steal. I'd take my truck there
>>475014692Godo for him. I was worried when I saw that pitbull decal on the car but it all somehow adds up.
>>475014770But it cures everything anon.
>>475014726that guy clearly isn't black
huh, now I know what a boss woman who crushes it all day long looks like nowcool cool
kek, TIL that is woody harrelson's brother that owns the CBD company
>>475014770>CBD is a fucking scamYou're just jealous you're not a boss woman
If I see another fucking as for the project 2025 bullshit I'm going to make history
>>475014756
>Imagine if he pulled her over and she had BBC in the car on her person.
>>475014835He's some kind of swarty non-white
>>475014825I know youre joking but I know boomers and libertarians who believe this unironically
someone redpill me on harrelsens cbd
Imagine the wild CBD sex with that boss woman
POOPH
>>475014853I'd blast my load into her like a fucking pressure washer on the highest setting
>>475014911 see >>475014849
>>475014879He looks Samoan
>>475014849His brother looks more like Carnage then he did.
>>475014849I thought that guy was Woody.
>>475014945My pressure washer goes up to 3800 psi
>>475014950What's the official /pol/ stance on Samoans? They aren't niggers imo but they are brown and therefore bad
>>475014849It's funny that ugly people have the ugly brother/sister
>>475014916I would confidently bet that it would be a very boring, lifeless encounter and she’d be on her phone the whole time.
Redpill me on Emerill's French door convection ovens? Can they fry things with air?
>>475014853the boss chink wore it better
>>475014770Its definitely a scam, and like the other anon said there will be some people ready to fight you over all its done for them. Same idiots content with spending $100 on a tiny bottle of lotion or whatever willing to do that for life but refuse to eat better, work out, and stop whats actually injuring themselves.
>>475015041She won't survive it then
We are still on the fucking wedding bullshit??
>>475014789>2 FO 8 brake cleaner specialfucking inflation
WHY SRE THERE TWO THREADS? IVE BEEN SHITPOSTING IN THE OLD (EW) THREAD AHHHHHHHHJJJJHHJJJJHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>475014907I know some younger people that use it and think it helps with all sorts of maladies. I think the stupid fad exists only because CBD is derived from weed. If anything, I guess the placebo effect works sometimes. I think they're dumb to ingest largely unregulated snake oil.
I don't care
>>475015043They're just like any other Island type people. Pretty low tierThey get praised because they dominated the wrestling business
>>475015113Yep. People want pills instead of doing basic cardio, eating right, and only drinking on rare occasions, if at all
>>475015079I dont know about Emerill's but I have a KitrchenAid counter top convection oven that I love
>that chiseled body
>>475015175was it the old one that hit bump limit?
>>475015255
>that's my boyfriendyikes
How do you get beat up by someone on fentanyl
Guys, I am never going to EverettApparently, it only has meth and government paid for apartments
>>475015302/Fit/ bros, is this achievable natty? I really want to look like a rambling addicted hobo in the Pacific NW. What's his routine?
>they were smoking Fentanyl>proceeds to meth
lmao these methanyl addicts. I like this kind
>>475015204Dude, the worst is hearing people take ozempic to lose 10-30lbs. As someone who has lost 30+ pounds its definitely a challenge but not so insurmountable you have to risk it with whatever semaglutide is.
If you're a mushy high pitched voice sissy don't do around telling people to fuck off. It doesn't work.
>>475015203They're good at football for some reason.
>>475015380drink a case of busch light and watch 8 hours of TV every day, it's easy
>>475015380It will require a serious commitment to inactivity and caloric surplus.
>>475015356He looks like shit and is one year younger than Trump.
>>475015302>>475015305shall I ask the obvious question? why they blur his face? bullet wound to the ear?
>>475015396I've lost 90lbs. It's not hard at all to lose 20-30lbs, people just want instant gratification. The first 10lbs are hard, once you settle into a routine it's easy
>>475015380>What's his routine?it involves sex with HIV positive women, doritos and cigarettes.
>>475015432Running around tropical islands killing and eating each other is beneficial genetics wise I'd guess
>>475015356>>475015453Monica really SUCKED the life out of him
>>475015484>why they blur his face?"previously recorded" vs "live"
>>475015504The triple threat routine, why didn't I think of that?
>>475015484I think when its NOT live they have to blur them out because of broadcasting rules.
>>475015396I old enough to remember the fen/phen fad and those drugs being pulled after people suffered heart valve damage. I won't be shocked when problems with GLP1 drugs surface. I've dropped a little over 70 lbs in the last year just on a low carb diet and I hate that anyone would even suspect I'm using drugs to achieve it.
>>475015484Broadcasting rules.If they're live then it's fine to show their face. If it's previously then it's not.
>>475015534>>475015550I appreciate you telling me dudesnow, what's he going to test for?
>>475015534why though
>>475015548most people cant handle the commitmentits a lifestyle Anon, one you have to commit to
Why would you have an uncapped needle?
>>475015602fuck this guilty until proven innocent bullshit. we need a new constitution
>>475015515That makes sense.
>>475015633prolly legal precedent
>>475015675Why would a drug addict have a capped needle?
>>475015675Addicts lose the caps.
Nice house.
>>475015675Drug addicts are careless pieces of shit.
Anything good happen tonight?
>>475015579ozempic has some really bad side effects for some. There is no free lunch taking a shot and zapping most of your body fat cannot fucking be good. But I get it, eating tastes good and makes you feel good so it can be hard for some. But its like kicking any other bad habit, you have to want to stop bad enough to actually do it. The people on 600lb life that get the stomach surgery then balloon up again never really wanted to lose weight.
>>475015712its newhe just got it from the free clinic/needle exchange place that issues clean needles to addicts for free
>>475015675>Why would you have an uncapped needle?to intentionally accidentally spread AIDS
>>475015768I don’t even like eating that much
>>475015633>why thoughhttps://livepd.org/faq/Individuals that appear in the pre-taped segments (Earlier) must provide written consent to be shown on the show. Individuals that appear on live segments do not have to provide written consent. The live segments are considered live news, and consent is not required
>>475015807my bad, I misread your question
>>4750157623 nogs talked themselves into getting arrested right at the beginning of the show
>>475015852You have no expectations of privacy in public. They could unblur the face
>>475015762>Anything good happen tonight?Opened with a great 3-person chimp out over a traffic stop, all arrestedShots fired at a drug den, a good amount of blood on the floor and stairsAnd a cop proposed to his woman, she said yes
>>475015768Is that the one that makes your eyeballs explode or something. I heard there's one that totally fucks up your eyes for some people.
>>475015852>>475015694interesting
>>475015484Some people just naturally have blurry faces.
Now that's a nice portrait of Jesus of Nazareth
extendo located
Trump just one the black male vote.
ok, these nigs are Trump fans, let them go
FUCK ME, based nog!
>SHOUT OUT TO TRUMP, MAN
>Man, They tried to take out Trump man, that's fucking crazyI see the term Woke has now been returned to its original definition
>shout out to trump
SHOUT OUT TRUMP NIGGA.
SHOUT OUT TO TRUMP MOTHER FUCKERS
>>475015768Ozempic is used off label for weight loss. It is only supposed to be used for diabetics to lower their A1C. If you use it off label you can't sue. That should tell you everything you need to know
No drugs Supports Trump
>>475015956Its like the opposite of what CBD claims. Soem people have exploding eyes, some have ozempic farts or burps. Some develop ozempic face. Just search for weird side effects from these drugs. Some are comical, some are "holy fuck your life is over" bad. Trump has the black vote as suggested by this traffic stop.
Is that Obama's daughter
How do we shame blacks who are against Trump? Call them house nigger faggots?
oh man, who told this chick to go with bangs?no honey, dont go with bangs
What the fuck is that niggress wearing
>dey trying to take trump out
>>475015956Haven't heard about that one but I've heard about "intestinal paralysis" where Ozempic enjoyers get literal PERMANENT DIARREAH that never gets better even years after they stop.
Being a convicted felon unironically helped trump with young negro voters. This is the weirdest fucking election of my lifetime
>>475016128>What the fuck is that niggress wearing
>>475016106Buck broken house niggers on the Democrat plantation.
The more evidence we see of the momentum behind Trump, the more suspicious I get that he won't win. He's hated by the bad people too much.
DAN ISN'T GONNA LIKE THIS
>>475016128
>>475016164DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>475016148This is the future of America. Zoomer cops giving tickets to negros (possible trans?)
>gonna get a k9 to check it outUSE YOUR FLASHLIGHT YOU DUMBASSES!What the fuck is with fontana where they always have 37 cops for every call?
creepy crawl space also one country thing is a scam
>>475016142
Can we all admit niggers shouting out Trump praises upon arrest instead of I dindu nuffin is an inflection point in society?
>>475016289Forget it anon, it's California
That cabin is a lease not an ownership.
>>475016029Something tells me they're not voters.
I wish Ryan Reynolds would get deported to Canada.
>>475016289Canines let them collect information that they previously had no rights collecting, that's literally the reason.When you pull out a canine if it signals you delete the 4th amendment. If the cops could just take a K9 to every house they go to and search it they would, these people are now letting a k9 in their house that could fuck them over at any time. It just lets them search anything they want.
>>475016412Pretty fucking amazing desu. That was the first thing they went to too lmfao.
officer zoomer be bussin frfr no cap
>telegram chatThe fuck is this shit?
>nipple spotted
Why are all the people on the Wegovy commercial still fat?
Dan ordered the trump niggers arrest. SAD!
>>475016752Their targeted demographic is (You)
>>475016752the implication is they were fucking huge before
>>475016733Fucking coomers
>chocolate giantess
>>475016837>>chocolate giantess
can anyone find a video on twitter of the trump shout out?
>>475016797He's a worthless secular jew he should try being orthodox already
that's a weird lookin canine
There is holes in that roof
inb4 one of them goes through the floor
this bitch is gonna fall through the ceiling.
>shes stepping on the drywall ceiling and not the wood framingI hope one of these cops falls through a ceiling.
Dumb bitch is standing on the drywall not the rafters
>>475016917https://x.com/AfricanHub_/status/1813626147273687501
>>475017079Ugh first thing I noticed.
They tunnel into your attics. Mind you this
HE IS IN THE WALLS
>WowDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>475017079How do you stand on rafters? The roof deck is on top of them.
>>475017079*joists I should have said
>>475017079I saw that, I was expecting her ass to fall through
>>475016917That was amazing!
>let's go to the toledo lesbians
>female secret service agents
>woman drivers
The women are lost again...
the one toledo woman always looks like she's seen a ghost >>475017230hey the blonde is cute. CUTE
>>475017060That's some solid drywall! She was crawling all over it.
Oof
>>475017230>responding to accidentThey are the accident
Welp, hopefully no one's bleeding out waiting for these incompetent lezzies to arrive on scene
>>475017196>>475017198You are forgiven.
>>475017230Love me some jano
>>475017347>the driver is still trapped inside>"cool"why do these dumb cunts treat everything like a joke?
These two lady cops driving around looking lost and like OMG totally over it is indistinguishable from a sitcom. Needs laugh track.
>cell phone reflection on windshield
>here just in time to play cop :)
>>475017301Post high speed police chase socks
>>475017348In their defense, they're cops not paramedics. The fuck are they gonna do showing up 2+ minutes after a wreck?
>I hate this one-way traffic bullshit downtown.Wtf, how did she make it on to the force?
>>475017228when the fuck will elon let you browse twitter without an account again? I used to be able to find shit so easily
>>475017328Hyped up on Adderall. This bumbling duo never have it together.
I see buttcrack
>>475017450come on, get the real action
Wedding crash. Anyone remember that limo carrying a wedding party and it crashed and woman ended up with daughter's or niece's head in her lap?
>>475017496ONLYFANS WHEN???
>269
>yikes DAAAAAAAN FUCK YOU
Sup niggers! Truckfag checking in, just went off duty for the evening
>>475017496>come on, get the real action
>>475017485OH FUCK THIS SHOULD B->>475017496oh come on I thought he meant the blonde cop
>>475017444Where have you been? Departments are hiring anyone.I’m thinking about doing it myself. They’re offering huge signing bonuses.
>>475017537Based. Godspeed fren
>>475017537did you see the truck drive from last night?
>>475017537you missed two urban youths shouting out trump
>>475017537Comfy. Where are you docked tonight?
>>475017537What type of rig do you drive? ever meet a lot lizard? What's the most accurate stereotype about truckers?
>>475017537Hello trucker dude. I always think I'd love being a trucker, but every time I go on an 8 hour road trip I don't think I'd last long as a trucker.
>>475017598ex truck driver
Never noticed Erhart is a bottle blonde.
What's with this retarded Down's Syndrome cop? Who the fuck is he?
What games are there to play on a PS5?
>>475017537The same truck driver from Hazen last night?
>>475017682Nothing good
Always be ware of the truck driving neighbor downstairs
>Grils doing makeup with knife behind building
Hello crack whores
unexpected makeup party
The fuck
>>475017682More than on an xbox (aka a nog """gaming""" PC)
Homeless Japanese girlsso sexy
GYATT
>men are weird!They’re squatting next to a dumpster doing makeup with a fucking Bowie knife
RAPE THEM DANTEACH THEM A LESSON
>>475017814Are these girls barbecued out of their mind they're giggling about a totally weird situation?
>>475017878They are high as fuck
hoodie one looks kinda cute
Damn, I thought they were caught snorting
>>475017867>sitting by no trespassing sign
Nooo fuck you dan
I would've bet good money they were doing drugs. Why the fuck are they doing it there?
>>475017867Biden voters.
Pigs are the danger...
>Fight in progress>More like a mobIt's gonna be the fucking Amish, isn't it?Every fucking time
I hate the poor so much
>category 5 chimpout
>>475017942They aren't dead yet
>>475017920New mexico has a retarded law where it's not misdemeanor trespassing unless you have a no trespassing sign. Otherwise it's trespassing unposted and it's only a ticket.
>>475017598Yes. That guy dun goofed. >>475017648Eastern Washington. Fucking hot as shit out here, I hate it>>475017650 Never seen a lizard in real life, I think all that shit is online nowadays. I’m in a full size sleeper cab, twin screw. All the stereotypes about jeets are correct. They cram three or four of them in a space designed for two maximum and then shower once a week maybe.>>475017652You get used to 11 to 14 hour days but it gets old after a while. You really have to make an effort to take care of your health and eat correctly because everything on the road is fast food goyslop. I’m currently trying to exit the industry. I’m tired of living my life behind a wind shield . The future is not looking very good (too brown)
Redpill me on REXULTI can it save Joe Biden's presidency?
Fucking Dan serious? Yeah, let's break away from a couple of chicks to show this dude driving to a scene. Female Dan to replace him when?
The two goth chicks are being stalked by sadistic cops....I hope they recognize the danger they are in.
>>475017867Questionable >Questionable Questionable >Questionable
>>475018140These two goth chicks are clearly on heroin
>>475018140I can save them
>>475017878heh. you should do captions for the show.
Running fag here, did sketchers really try to compare their mall walking boomer shoes to hokas? Fuck off with that.
Get back to the thots Dan!
>>475018097>The future is not looking very good (too brown)When I drive through west texas to NM like half the trucks have those very obvious indian or muslim decorations hanging down in the cabs. I imagine they make more money than doctors wherever they came from and send 50% of their take home pay overseas.
>>475014576Probably. Fucking DEI military .
>ngmi
>>475018498Damn that blonde EMS woman is cute
>>475018335I've had hoka sketchers and brooks.bso far brooks are my favorite
>>475018404Highly likely. They’re almost always in broken down busted up trucks. I guess DOT just doesn’t inspect their vehicles because that would be raycis or something
DAMN how did that fat boomer get that Stacy?
>>475018335The all-new Sketcher Aleppos!
toledo is fuckin rowdy
>>475018565She's a junkie and he's the plug
This was probably a croquet match that just got out of hand.
>>475018498>>475018519Is that the social workers they were talking about using during the BLM riots?
>>475018543I haven't tried brooks yet but I heard good things. My next pair will definitely be a brooks
I would love to be a cop. Hood calls look like so much fun. I would never turn down my dispatcher for one of those
>middle-schoolersadd it to the list
Look at all of those future NASA rocket scientists
>>475018654>Is that the social workers they were talking about using during the BLM riots?If so, I'm in full support of them
>>475018655Cheaper than hoka and so far they haven't fell apart yet
chef anon here with tonight's dinner
Anons, I think they might not show us the drugged-up thots again
>>475018745Hebrew national hot dogs
>>475018745That burger is too tall to eat.
sup fags
>>475018719Yeah but when I was in the store the hokas just felt right. I'm gonna give them a time next time I need to replace my shoes. I've also been considering timberlands, but I'm more of a runner than a jogger.
THE SIZE OF THIS BOY
>>475018745what is even the point of a burger that tall? you have to crush it just to fit it in your mouth
drunk boomer
>>475018791Me thinks Dan pulled the plug because they were underage
BINGO WINNER BUFFET DINNER
>>475018904Those were clearly like 20 year old addicts at least
>where were you playing Bingo at?>at the Bingo Hall
>>475018745
>>475018745Nice>>475018877>>475018819Fake Americans
>>475018904>>475018937the pale one said she's 17
>>475018745I had vegan curry over rice, then I ate a bag of popcorn
>>475018937Probably. Well never see them again :(
>>475018938florida has dedicated bingo hallsdo americans really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSVli8GFm0&ab_channel=LiarsClub
>slammed 440 gran coupeshoot this faggot
>>475019017>florida has dedicated bingo hallsYes they doIt's basically legalized gambling
She has a fat ass
>>475018986>the pale one said she's 17So? The nigger in the beginning of the show said he was a juvenile. They all do that hoping the cops won't arrest them because they're just kids.
>female cop sounds like she's scolding a child>>475019048>picture of my IDThis seems not uncommon
new bread >>475019051>>475019051>>475019051
>>475019036Love that song
>Lipsticklesbo unit
>>475019017It's a great way to pick up the single grannys
I would convert these two dyke cops so hard...
Did anyone else catch the smoke detector beep?
Also, this guy streams from Los Angeles every Friday and Saturday... Just drives around checking out what police and firefighters are responding to. He also shows off cool locations around LA, and other stuff...Streaming LIVE NOW !!!https://youtu.be/upeNwjPosC0
>>475019438>Did anyone else catch the smoke detector beep?Oh yeah we did
>>475019001gay
why is this guy blurred out?
