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>QRD
...AIRCRAFT MEASURES VERY LOW PRESSURE IN THE EYE OF MILTON...
4:30 PM CDT Tue Oct 8
Location: 22.7°N 87.4°W
Moving: ENE at 9 mph
Min pressure: 905 mb
Max sustained: 165 mph

!!!
NOAA IS UNDERESTIMATING
AF RECON MEASURED 190 MPH+ SURFACE WINDS, 200 MPH+ SFMR PEAK
DROPSONDE MEASURED 175 MPH+ MEAN SURFACE WINDS
AIR FORCE MEASURED 180 MPH+ IN ANOTHER PASS
CM IS A DISCORD FAG, BE ADVISED
!!!

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
http://spaghettimodels.com/
https://www.ventusky.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw

>Twitter Feeds
https://twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/hurricanetrack
https://twitter.com/NWS
https://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY

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>>484235224
It's going to miss Tampa entirely.
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NEW BAKER REQUIRED
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You know the drill
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APOLOGIZE
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>>484235224
another pass imminent
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Oh great here comes the weak bait lmao
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Is TTD still on the menu?
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>>484235224
rolling for tit poster to provide an update
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Beaner scientists in Cancun are currently trying to destroy Milton with weather weapons WTF NO
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Going to bed. Tampa is safe once again.
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fake and gay
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Reminder for you non florida faggots that the only updates that matter are 12 hours before it hits land. That is the most important updates
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Furfags out of my family friendly hurricane thread!

941 gang I am not evacuating.
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>>484235224
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
HAVE NO DOUBT
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>>484235224
Six Cats
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>>484235290
You should be thanking us in SWFL for tanking another hit for you histrionic faggots. Like you should get down on your knees and suck a fort myers boomers dick thankful
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>>484235292
wait, AF turned around, then turned around again?
goofy mofos
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>>484235391
That's a lot of cats
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>>484235324
No, it's going to take a hard shift E and cut across the tip of Florida like a knife against a baby's penis and hit Miami.
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I hope my job gives me hazard pay for working during this.
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My wife is in Sarasota on a sales trip with her coworker. She said they were going to head north to Jacksonville and he kindly offered to cover a hotel room for the two of them for the next week or two depending on how bad the storm gets. will Jacksonville be relatively safe or should they head further north? Honestly looking forward to some time to play vidya by myself if I’m being honest lol
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HOPE RIDES ALOOOOOONE
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Nothing ever happens
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>>484235324
No. Tampa is under the protection of powerful magic and interstellar forces.
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>>484235346
Do you faggots have black magic how do you always get so lucky? Meanwhile Lee county is getting fucked again like Ian
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>>484235393
I dont think I will

enjoy the surge
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I'm in Parrish Florida. I'm just not going to evacuate, I'm just not.

I'm white so I have hurricane shutters and a brand new concrete foundation. 40 ft above sea level and I live the salt life so I'm not gonna puss out. Real floridians stay.
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Is saint petersburg going to be okay?
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I am an FPL enjoyer
FPL is based and wonderful
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Newest graph niggers.
Still 165mph
>>484235224
top kek
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>>484235513
No
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any kino from the yucatan today?
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>>484235513
They’re ordered to evacuate
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>>484235384
The 5 and 11PM updates tomorrow
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>>484235552
Milton's dumb ass really needs to head north.
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>>484235552
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST NUKE MILTON
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941 porch lizard checking in.
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>>484235495
We’ll survive because we’re not histrionic faggot babies like you kikes.
>oh my god were in the tippy top of the cone! It’s anuddah shoah! Let’s all evacuate our homes so that niggers can loot all of our valuables! AAAAAAAHHHHHH
KYS, the whole lot of you pussies
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>>484235552
No strengthening = future weakening
Cat 1 confirmed
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>>484235603
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>>484235552
It's going to start weakening. Every single model shows that. Kill yourself. Kek
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>>484235615
it'll keep heading south
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>>484235446
It’s one more than five
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>>484235486
Aka Gay NIgger Demons
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>>484235502
What kind of faggot would even think of evacuating in those conditions? you need to go back north, we dont want you here
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>>484235627
That lizard is tryin to fugg
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>>484235627
Kek
My porch skink has hunkered down quite intensely
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>>484235476
she'll be fine, anon, enjoy your vidya
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What are the chances that it crosses over Florida, restrengthens in the Atlantic, and then beelines to Asheville, NC?
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STOP FUCKING SHIFTING TO 239 AGAIN YOU GOOFY ASS HIRRICANE NAMED MILTON!!!!
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>>484235663
every single model showed that it was supposed to be cat3-4 by now. it's still cat 5.

get dookied on, my black peasant.
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>>484235224
Post yfw all sportsball posters drown.
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>>484235330
Destroy?
They are charging the particles they spray into the upper atmosphere
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>just saw a faceberg post from my great-uncle
>he says Trump inspired him to stay and "fight, fight, fight" the hurricane
>is right on the outskirts of Tampa
how fucked is he on a scale of 1-10?
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>>484235502
>and I live the salt life
Anon you're gonna have to go back to yankeeville where you came from. We're full. Sorry about this late notice. Leave now.
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>>484235513
Looks bleak
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>>484235779
He is already dead.
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>>484235476
Jacksonville will be fine lol. I’m in Flagler and we’re chilling.
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>>484235552
239 reporting. Tired of this shit lads. I'm in a high-rise condo chilling but this is still GAY.
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>>484235783
Translation:
>We need more room for brown people like myself. Get out, white people.
Post your hand.
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>>484235387
based
I will see you after the storm, if we survive
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SUMMARY OF 700 PM CDT...0000 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...23.0N 86.9W
ABOUT 280 MI...450 KM WSW OF THE DRY TORTUGAS
ABOUT 440 MI...710 KM SW OF TAMPA FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...165 MPH...270 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...ENE OR 70 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...902 MB...26.64 INCHESSUMMARY OF 700 PM CDT...0000 UTC...INFORMATION
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>>484235731
If it touches NC we know without a shadow of a doubt jews are weaponizing the weather to kill us.
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>>484235779
if you're not joking send him what trump was doing yesterday instead of "fight fight fight"ing with people in florida, georgia, tennessee, the carolinas, etc. This is what trump thinks is important instead of his own home state.
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>>484235788
This is a family friendly thread.
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>>484235860
>i-i-i'm white
No florida cracker owns a salt life sticker...
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Rate me on the fucked scale
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>>484235755
No they didn't. Kill yourself. 4H0NK
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>>484235663
not if kek has anything to say about it
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>>484235224
I live just south of Tampa in Apollo Beach. I am genuinly depressed that it is going to miss us for Sarasota down south. I wanted to say I had a hurricane hit my home directly but yet again it fucking misses us. I live on the east bay, just such bullshit. I was probably going to leave FL next year for work, so this was gonna be my last chance to see destruction fall me in this way. Just sad
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>>484235513
let him in sven
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What do we still need to achieve Category 6?
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Oh my god I'm so fucked hungry howies is closing early.
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>>484235502
>irl salt life posting
Gay as fuck. Go back to New Jersey.
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>>484235788
This is a family friendly thread
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>>484235755
Nobody had this reaching cat 5 let alone twice.
They fooled nigger cattle a week out from this being a problem.
The (((science))) experts all need to die before niggers.
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>>484235898
Cat 1 landfall confirmed
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>>484235356
Hey, you know theres a range for Radar right, you stupid nigger?
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>>484236000
Doo the wumbo chungus rain dance
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>>484236010
>helene took out the local hungry howie's
>its still not back up as of 2 days ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>484235951
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>>484235958
your model literally shows cat 4 you stupid fucking nigger.
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>>484236000
One more cat
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>>484236000
Send Israel more money
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>>484236035
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>>484236000
Category 6 doesn’t exist and adding it to the scale is just political
Glad I could help
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>>484236052
Fake and gay, like you Ranjeet.
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>>484235476
lmao they are fucking. Any company would have told them to cancel their sales trip and head back yesterday. They stayed so they can get a hotel and fuck for the next 3 days while they are "stuck" in whatever shithole they are at. Make sure you get a dna test on that bastard that pops out of her cunt in 9 months
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>>484235627
My cat sees you. Better fucking run or you're dead.
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>>484235603
Only updates that matter.
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>>484236152
You are a dumb gorilla nigger
Kill yourself
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>>484236072
F
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Is Tampabro still hunkered down and home?
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All posters who were not in FL in 2004 must leave this thread. Charley, Ivan, Frances, and Jeanne chuds: what’s up bros?
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>>484236179
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>>484235476
Cuck larp has been here for at least 3 days lmao at least it guarantees you replies
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>>484236222
They want to force people to evacuate. That’s why
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>>484235476
>my wife and her bull are stuck in Florida-
Anon, I..
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>>484235476
Call her and make sure the guy she is with pins her down hard during the storm to protect her from the high winds. Insist she does this and ask for pics to make sure she is safe
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>>484236253
Read a book
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>Having to fight the weather yearly to add to all the other shit in life
Sometimes I'm happy that I was born here
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>>484235954
I'm coming over
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>>484235224
what's up 239 bro's I feel like I get a comfy front seat to every major hurricane
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>>484236210
Kek. That must’ve also been Zelenskys speech
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>>484236162
>anons are still falling for this tired-ass copypasta
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why are so many of you so negative and hostile
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it still technically counts if one was 7 years old for charley, right?
i was boogie boarding around in my flooded neighborhood
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>>484236302
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>>484235224
NOAA recon heading for another pass
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>>484236273
Actually no, it can fuck that bridge up. It happened in the past. They aren't repeating it. I lived on matlacha for awhile long before they redid the bridge last. Cool place but storms can REALLY fuck it.
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>>484236345
SHUT THE THE FUCK UP NIGGER
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>>484236308
Plenty of room if you need to
My dog will literally kill you if you're black though
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>>484236091
It's weakening right now as we speak you cretin. Rope yourself.
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>>484236250
I'm north of Orlando, I was 16 when those hit. Good times. My mom got my great uncle from the east coast and he brought over a 36 case of the beast. I drank about 18 of them in 2 days and then jumped over a branch in the woods with my friends and ex watching me and I got covered in mud.
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Rolling for complete 904 annihilation
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>>484236366
You are dumber than everyone in that photo
Seriously, just look up how radar works you troglodyte
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>>484236321
There’s no point in the false bravado. There is nothing comfy about riding out a category 4+ as I’m sure you know from Ian. Unless you’re an inland anon
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>>484236250
In 2004 I was racing lasers out of the sarasota sailing squadron. One time I hit a manatee.
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>>484236345
the government tries to make these threads less interesting because they need us working and paying taxes instead of having fun.
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>>484236250
Charley was fucking brutal. Had no power for like a week it sucked ass.
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>>484236345
>I don’t like shitposting
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>>484236373
>you will never fly a plane into a hurricane
Why even live?
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How big will this storm get? What surprise are we in for?
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>>484236399
>moving the goalposts
are you retarded, you stupid fucking nigger? it was 5, then weakened back down to 4, then came back to 5. this is what hurricanes do.

it will likely be 4 or 5 when it makes landfall, you braindead zoomer nigger faggot.
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>>484236479
You can set your computer on fire doing it in flight sim kek
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Mega retard question: what would the implications ACTUALLY be from nuking a hurricane

I mean detonating a nuclear bomb in the center of the eye
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>>484236321
Fellow 239 anon it looks to be shifting our way again, basically ian 2.0
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>>484236443
Legendary sweaty no ac beer shits.
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>>484235393
TOTAL
NAPLES
DEATH
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>>484236497
I can’t believe you’ve done this
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>>484236535
Anon thats how you make new jews.
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>>484236506
Can y'all like, get a room and fuck each other's mouths on your own time.
Your both brown
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>>484236535
instead of a cat 5 landfall, you'll get a cat 5 landfall with radioactive storm surge
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>>484236436
I am inland, my house got eye walled on Irma but I had zero damage. I'm way more prepared now a days with a solar electric generator and a gas generator plus portable ac
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>>484236433
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>>484236506
Wrong. Kill yourself, mongoloid. It's getting mogged by small batch of thunderstorms. Pathetic.
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>>484236580
/thread
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>>484236339
>Inspire the youth to fight for freedom
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>>484236572
Well we have several amateur meteorologists ITT, I legitimately want to hear their theories (and see the shitposts)
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>>484236535
I would think dropping a drone equipped with like a 500lb concussion bomb into the center of the eye and detonating it would do something, at least temporarily
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Also before I head out again, old fags remember when there were zero warnings/watches outside the landfall?
Look at this dear slop, SC has a watch?
This is pure bullshit and trick nigger cattle into spending.
Like today muh hurricane Nadine?
Publix was worse today than this weekend in SE Florida.
Nigger what?
>>484236010
I started seeing these in broward, any good? kek
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>>484236666
>quad satan
>european dream
AH!
NO!
BEGONE JEW!
DO NOT WANT!
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>>484235513
>>484235700
>>484235783
Newfag florida transplants detected. Born and raised in tampa Bay area. I figured transplants wouldn't be able to pick up the salt vibes
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>>484236685
It would fuel it, mongoloid.>>484236685
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>>484236666
Worst quads of the day award goes to
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These threads are unusable now
Where are these retards who dont even know how radar works coming from
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>>484236680
We've already shitposted about it the last like 5 times you posted it kek
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>>484236440
They are brokies. Soon they won't be any Money left to shills. Lets See If they do it dor free
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>>484236274
I sometimes go to Olive Garden. It's not great but they have ok pasta
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Okay, latest thing. The trough (the cap in the get stream) is something which will pull Milton north. Basically, it is more progressive trend wise which means the more intense it is, the more north it goes because the more it feel's this trough. Most models are 50-60 Mb weaker than actual, so the actual does favor a more north solution in this set up. The front is stationary, trend wise, but the trough is more progressive.
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>>484236643
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH WE NEED TO NUKE MILTON
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>>484236739
>salt vibes
holy fucking northerner...
You are in new jersey right now aren't you?
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>>484236742
Explosions are high pressure, why would it decrease the pressure of a system?
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>>484236535
Better yet, why not just dump a few tons of ice into the ocean and fly some planes with Shamwows on the wings?
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>>484236624
Where you at anon? I'm in Alva, ian was rough but we didn't get destroyed like Charlie back in the day.
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>>484236544
I'm doubting that, I'm prepped ether way but the most southern tier models have it hitting Sarasota
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>>484236744
I garnished a decent collection today
66 Triple gets Just today . They comet gives power
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>>484235330
we are trying our best
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>>484236769
this is the first time for me at least
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Are people seriously thinking the entire storm will just disappear and never make landfall lmao
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>>484235224
You idiots know that once it hits land it will slow down immensely right?
It likely won't do much damage
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>>484236776
I see now with my eyes, that it was I, that was the fool
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>>484236753
>These threads are unusable now
>shit it down
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>>484236535
You have ionizing radiation blown in with it I guess?
The 200iq strat is to detonate under water when the eye moves overhead.
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I just filled 5 1 gallon plastic bags with water
Now I'm blasting metal to piss off the neighbors
Prob gonna start drinking soon and smoking my cigars
Wew lad
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>>484235552
>meme Tampa
>it never actually turns north until late and instead destroys all the beans and jews in South Florida
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>>484236844
I'm in urban estates area of Naples
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You know what? I'm gonna say it. DeSantis ruined this state. Opening the flood gates during 'rona just to keep the red line going up was a huge mistake. Post-2020 Florida is a completely different place. And people like him aren't gonna stop until this entire state is a parking lot.
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>>484236724
Hungry howies is hit or miss but when it's a hit by not entirely having a staff of retards it's such baller cheap pizza. My local one does asiago infused stuff crust with pepperonis inside the stuffed crust.
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>>484236479
we can't fly with the NOAA, BUT YOU CAN FLY WITH ME, ANON

/AHSG/ Recon gearing up for an eye pass, data incoming shortly
>fasten seatbelts
>seats upright
>turbulence expected
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>>484236784
I hope you are right anon, sick of the hurricanes always going south last minute and hitting us in Lee County. Sick if it, plus Tamps is in due of a Hurricane
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>>484236807
I'm in a 800k house in parrish. Born and raised in the bay area. Let me guess you're in a 70s ranch in Ocala? Maybe Riverview?
Lmao we always convinced all the transplants like (you) to explore those "booming suburbs"
Lololol
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>>484235393
Total Tice death!
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>>484236739
Anyone who likes that salt life shit is a posing faggot. What are you first gen Floridian? You have dogs that you let in your house and are 60 lbs overweight. Sad
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We need more of tits with timestamp anon
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>>484236784
So Sarasota will most likely be spared the eye? Pls meteorologist anon say it is so.
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Radar indicated EWRC. He has till 8 AM tomorrow to do it before shear starts to be felt. One happening now would be the worst case for Florida as it'll be a more complete storm and not battered by shear much, if at all.
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>>484235476
Stuck in Florida? Damn, just after they rode Helene out too
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>>484236168
>"This parasite infects the liver, gallbladder, and bile ducts of cats after ingestion of the parasite’s intermediate host, the anole lizard,” Rutter says. “The liver fluke matures over eight to 12 weeks, but cats may not become symptomatic for many months, if at all."

I don't think cats should eat lizards
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>>484237015
>We
>Also living in mom and step dads house
Lmao
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>484237015
oh no now he's just sadposting pathetic copes
Jews really are too obvious in this thread.
You discord trannies really should go for your own sakes. the ukraine and trump and kamala threads miss you, honest!
I know you can't stand floridians having a general for their own but you're going to have to cope and seethe about it in another set of threads. Thank you kindly!
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>>484236497
This should be a minimum of 15 years in prison
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>>484237015
>Let me guess you're in a 70s ranch in Ocala
Sounds comfy as fuck.
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>>484237023
>Anyone who likes that salt life shit is a posing faggot
Truth
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>>484237051
Show the radar zoomed out of the full storm faggot.
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>>484235224
>>484222222
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>484236666
>giga satan
>literal demon in charge of genociding europe...again
>owns many mansions and land for horses
>if you name her the zogbots will kill you
Tiresome...
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>>484237140
No white person has ever bought a salt life anything.
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>>484237034
941 bro we are FUCKED.
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>>484236443
I was in Broward for all that, but we got Wilma the next year and that was brutal. No power for like 2 weeks. The early 2000's in was like every week. Needless to say we had light school years lol.
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>>484237034
don't know, based on >>484237051
it seems an EWRC is soon (if not happening now) and (if done quick) it'll be a little less intense, but it'll be better protected from shear. Basically, we might not see another 900 MB run but it could lead to an landfall of 930 or below if it's done it quickly.
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>>484237135
Honestly they are, my grandpa has a 4br hunting cabin up there on a quarter acre. So fuckin sick.
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>>484236497
Damn, Jazz got fat
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So are these jews going sink into Tampa Bay?
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>>484237147
Radars have a limited range, that's as far as that particular one can 'see'
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>>484236912
Hey who's dat is dat Bill Shakespeare?
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>>484236993
Cool, good to know.
All shall strive to be like pizza anon's fridge prep, kek.
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>NHC is now concerned the storm may not weaken as quickly as expected due to extratropical transition

lets gooo
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>>484237187
I've seen a few retarded faggots with the stickers.
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>>484237228
Ok dipshit so post one that shows it all.
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>>484236921
>Shit it down
Got me kek
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>>484237147
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A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED
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>>484237140
Can't imagine salt shops do a lot of business these days.
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ahsg discord:
/dHcKumSv
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>>484237002
INSTRUMENTS DAMAGED, SHIT IS FUCKED IN HERE
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>>484237204
So all the channels reporting that is will weaken to a cat 3 before landfall are full of shit?
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>>484237233
THERES YOU THERES MATT THERES YOU THERES MA-
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Will frostproof be spared? I had an offer to interview down there at the steel mill...
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>>484236497
Great, now Florida's gonna get earthquakes too.
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>>484237292
You are being facetious show the full gulf radar.
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>she failed to go sub 900 again
its over
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>>484237261
>Extratropical transition
Sex change in the south babyyyy
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>>484236804
>>484236882
If only we coul hurl a meteor at this bastard and delete it
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>>484237274
Those were northerner jews.
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>>484237140
I've seen salt life on trucks everywhere. What kind of person buys them? Is it Rick and Morty tier?
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>>484237279
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>>484235284
>all that cheese pizza
Fucking sicko.
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>>484237261
nooo milton is gonna transition and 41%
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>>484237388
>I've seen salt life on trucks everywhere. What kind of person buys them? Is it Rick and Morty tier?
>>484237386
>Those were northerner jews.
Anon is correct.
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>>484237320
ANON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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>>484237147
He's still insisting it's going to hit Tampa, he's coping hard now.
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>>484237279
There are no ground-based ones that have full vision of Milton. You could try looking up the short-range mobile radar on the hurricane hunter aircraft, but those are even harder to find especially in real time.
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>>484237320
Is flight simulator worth buying in 2024 year of our lord? Also, do you need a quantum computer to run it? I got me a 3070..
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>>484237390
>>484237279
what radar doesn't cover; it's sat estimated, not actual radar.
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>>484237390
Hurricane spit roast incoming. Prepare your anus.
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>>484237320
F for anon's graphic card.
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Just want to let everyone know, do not worry for me, I've taken precautions and am safe and secure.
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>>484236784
This is why I think they are fucking up, it will scoop it up ig time and the retard models keep the ceter line on the cone farther south than it really will be.
Guess everyone will know tomorrow, exciting!
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>>484237388
It was a thing for a while. Just a popular brand among easily coerced rednecks. Seems to have fallen out of fashion after the founder raped and murdered a 16 year old girl. He was a real jax beach legend lol
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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, MILTON, SEE YOU TOMORROW
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>>484237140
It’s funny because it you spend any time frolicking in the ocean, you will undoubtedly swallow enough salt water to become so dehydrated to know that seeing the words “Salt Life” would be enough of a psychic shock as to send you over the edge into salt madness. After the day on the beach the number one thing your body and brain screams for is fresh water. The last fucking thing I’d want to do is see the words “salt life” on my shirt.
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Well I cracked open my Glenlivet. What's everybody drinking?
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>>484237390
See the big fuckin blob attached to the storm, idiot? Think that is conducive for development.
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>>484237462
gamepass trial, no its not worth it though beyond fucking around unless you have a hotas or a joystick at the very least.
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>>484237390
That's just computer predicted radar based on forecast models and satellite data
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>>484237060
>Karen vets afraid kitty may get a tummy ache
Never bothered any of my cats. One if them caught a squirrel today.
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>>484236643
Can anyone other than these two anons arguing above let me know if the hurricane shrinking like this is good or bad for maximum impact at landfall? I'm assuming it getting smaller = smaller storm at landfall? Or is it taking a little break before getting stronger again in the gulf?
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>>484237175
See
>>484147777
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>>484237390
It's adorable!
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>>484237549
Honey jack and black cherry mio water
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>>484237547
Its almost like the northerner jews who buy that shit never step out of their vehicles unless its to run to another air conditioned room such as a grocery store.
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>>484236784
Will they bump it into the bay (vs Bradenton)or eye over clear water? What would be the actual change?
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It's still tracking towards Miami, yet no anons are talking about this
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>>484237402
>Verification not required.
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>>484237337
YES!!!
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>>484237034
The guy you're replying to has LARP'd as a meteorologist here for years. None of his predictions have ever been true. Unironically do the complete opposite of what he says and you'll be safe.
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>>484237388
Checked, probably glowniggers.
Anyone else seen "assault" life stic/k/ers?
kek
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>>484237526
RUN AWAY ITS COMING FOR TORONTO!!
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>>484237320
It is calm.... but beautiful.

/AHSG/ Recon reporting the following data
>pressure: broken sensor
>wind speed: broken sensor
>seatbelts malfunctioning

attempting exit of eye, standby
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>>484235452
i am calling for total disney death.
its losing money with the new taxes and time to cash out on them sweet insurance funds.
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>>484237462
Worth it? Yes. What processor do you have? It's much more cpu intensive, you can tweak it look decent with an older GPU.
>>484237570
A $40 logicrap extreme 3d joystick gets the job done just fine
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>>484237570
Gotcha, thanks sky king fren
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>>484237537
Neat, I should read up on that correction.
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>>484237443
I'm coping as well. But holding out hope
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>>484237214
Yes
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>>484237658
TMD is also acceptable. TTD is destined though. Either or I'm ok with as long as I get TTD at some point.
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>>484237694
It's tracking towards Miami anon
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>>484237332
Well they're just saying what the NHC official forecast is saying, but the NHC in discussion doubt this.
>Stronger vertical shear is expected to increase in about 24 hours, but even if this causes some weakening, it will likely not be enough to keep Milton from being an extremely dangerous hurricane when it reaches shore.
The wording kinda hints they're not fully committed to the idea the shear would even weaken it much if at all.
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>>484237681
Fucking LOL
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>>484237384
This is like Frances, nigger is never getting hear haha.
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>>484237709
>A $40 logicrap extreme 3d joystick gets the job done just fine
Insult that joystick again one more time faggot and I'll send you back to new jersey in a box.
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>>484237638
Interesting combo. Love honey jack
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>>484237668
he also has only a minor in meteorology and is otherwise some bureaucratic loser, so "meteorologist" in the name is a lie, he's as much one as we are
one final
A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED
GLHF for now
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>>484237189
I was saying last night. They closed down the Waffle House. We’re so fucked it isn’t funny.
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>>484237537
>>484237670
Apparently it was the Co-founder that shot his 18 year old girlfriend. 12 years, man.
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>>484237542
He's lifting north, dawn of the final day lads.
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Feels good being a louisiana fag for once good luck niggers
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>>484237709
not to beg but could you please post a pre-built (inb4 hurrr) PC that could run it at 1080p, 30fps? Would genuinely appreciate it, I know nothing about gaming but want to get into FS
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>>484235284
Holy based fridge
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Nervous for my parents in Ft Myers most of the houses there are hurricane proof but IDK if they can handle a cat 5
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>>484237801
5% lower than reg Jack but I drink it straight on ice, mio is just for hydration and caffeinated shit posting
Glen livet 12 is nice
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>>484236666
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>>484237709
>A $40 logicrap extreme 3d joystick gets the job done just fine
>>484237776
>Insult that joystick again
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>>484237776
What made you think that was an insult? I've been using the same one I bought off amazon nearly 8 years ago and it's still working just fine. It's probably the one peripheral logicrap has ever gotten right.
>>484237874
That's the true spirit of Florida Man
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>>484237681
WE CAN'T CLIMB FAST ENOUGH TO ESCAPE THE EYE WALL
RECON GOING FULL THROTTLE; IT'S OUR ONLY OPEN WINDOW
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>>484237630
It do be like that, all you have to do is leave the cave.
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>>484237187
Salt life started as a thing for people who like going to the beach and not the lake. It then turned into a thing for tacky people.
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>It's Over
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>>484237989
I don't know what any of this means
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>>484237658
>It's still tracking towards Miami, yet no anons are talking about this
What, is it going to thread the Florida Straits, then do a 360 and noscope Miami?
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>>484237915
Ya I'm middle aged so Scotch has become my shit.
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>>484237949
>retard
>retard
>retard
>retard
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>>484238016
978mph winds
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>>484237936
That was a knockoff 360 pad you jew.
>>484237939
You called it crap you whore. It was pre logitech's full jewing. You owe reparations to elite dangerous players for your slander.
>>484237964
No. It started as a thing to sell to jew northerners and make money. It ended as a thing to sell to jew northerners to make money. Hope this helps!
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>>484237989
qrd
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>>484237936
I remember those photos. There was a cute crab, shredded clothes, a shoe, and some red stuff on the sand.
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>>484235502
Fuck there's another poster from Parrish? I probably see you at NRR.
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>>484237989
>910 mb
Not even a gigabyte. Nothingburger confirmed.
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>>484237709
Yeah can’t remember what processed I have off the top of my head and I’m a phone faggot right, but my processer is sorta below average I’m pretty sure. But thanks for the info just the same, that’s useful enough knowledge
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25' waves
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>>484238086
Nah parrish isn't in new jersey, anon.
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>>484237904
Go to /g/ and search /pcbg/ for gaymen peasea building tips. Then go to /vg/ and find the flight sim general, ask what other people run. My setup is as follows:
>7800x3d
>4070 ti
>32 gb ram
I can run 1440p just fine with that
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>>484238104
wtf
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>>484235330
Those lines are how radars work you retard.
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>>484238039
Lol alcohol, cigars, and smoked meats!
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>>484238104
surfs up
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>>484238032
It's been spot on the light blue line for the past 12 hours. They keep saying it's going to make this fucking 60 degree change of direction, I'm not seeing it desu
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>>484237920
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>>484238016
>>484238064
Losing intensity as it treks north into deeper waters, not as warmish.
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>>484238163
Thanks
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>>484235356
i know totally and why are there so many shills covering a fake as fuck hurricane?
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>>484238165
that isn't surge that is a different thing
this is just time for crazy anons to go surfing.
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BAKER?!?!
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>>484238057
>You called it crap you whore
I said logicrap, not pisstreme shitD. I will molest you.
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>>484238104
Cowabunga!
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>>484237961
It was Clown world all along
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>>484238104
GYATT
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>>484237989
IM SORRY HAVE WE NUKED MILTON YET? NO? OH WE'RE JUST FLYING CUTE LITTLE PLAINS AROUND THE OBVIOUSLY HOSTILE HURRICAN????

JUST NUKE IT MY GAWD IT'S NOT HERE FOR PEACE!!!!
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>>484238243

>>484238243

>>484238243

>>484238243

fresh bread
>>
eyewall replacement
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>>484238057
florida is not some secret club bro literally half the population wasn't born there between transplants and immigrants. this is just cringe to read 25 posts of
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>>484238163
>>4070 ti
ew
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>>484238104
And the depth where it is isn't even that deep, like 30-100 feet deep. That's terrifying.
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Why are shills trying to convince everyone this will be a nothingburger?
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>>484238288
>literally half the population wasn't born there
and we're trying to fix that every day. cry about it more
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>>484238016
Mexico stole our hurricane from us
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>>484236974
Surprising you didn't get fucked. Naples always floods during hurricanes you rich mother fucker
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>>484238064
>>484238016
Pressure is rising and storm is weakening (slightly)
May just be an eyewall replacement cycle or perhaps a long-term trend up until landfall, as the environmental conditions were predicted to become less favorable for such extreme strength.

That being said, the overall size of the hurricane and extent of the damaging wind field is expected to grow to around double what it is now so it's not all sunshine yet.
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>>484238204
I just noticed you asked for a prebuilt. Don't buy prebuilt, they're always a ripoff. It's so easy to build a pc in the current year, i promise you. You'll be much much better off if you can control the quality of all the other stuff that goes into it.
>>484238314
It just werks, I am never going to upgrade(and I'll never have to)
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>>484238194
it's gonna hit a front, there bill be a big change in direction, I've seen hurricane make sudden 90 degree turns
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>>484238057
The only people I've seen with Salt Life stuff were trailer trash and the rich kids with money to buy drugs when they go to the beach.
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>>484237197
Yeah the younger anons don't know how good they have it, it's like 3 or 4 days with out power when early 2000s that shit could be gone for a week or 2 before coming back on
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>>484237462
As glorified google earth? Sure. It’s pretty from 30k feet
Actually interested in simulating how planes and helicopters feel to fly?
X plane and DCS are eons better. Msfs flight model is comically bad
T. Imma pilot, I can fly
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>>484237989
eye wall replacement which was expected again, it'll weaken and strengthen again tomorrow morning/early pm
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My home is on St. Armands in Sarasota, look it up. Am I screwed?
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>>484235658
b for brap
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>>484237949
WOOP WOOP RETARD RETARD
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>>484238891
You can float away on your bags of money
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>>484236552
You leave Judge Judy alone!
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>>484236497
the sign says please dont feed the birds.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>484236784
I called the correct path days ago. Its Ft Myers to Naples / Marco
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>>484236724
>This is pure bullshit and trick nigger cattle into spending.
i feel the same way.
like the purposely point to one place that isnt going to get rinsed just to cause shit tons of spending.
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TND
Total naples death, bros
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>>484239038
Yea I’m duct taping all my money together trying to make a raft but it’s not looking good.
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>>484237261
I give Milton all my energies for TTD!
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>>484238952
kek
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>>484235602
>>484238201
Just wait for sun rise.
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>>484237373
Going to 41%er Tampa transition



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