Milton remains a category 5 hurricane as it saunters its way to Florida.7PM updateLocation: 23..0 N 86.9 WMin Pressure: 902 mbMax Winds: 165 mphprevious >>484235224
first for canada
Can meme magic make the storm stronger?
Imagine naming a city after a tampon. I hope it’s obliterated.
NOAA tongues my anus
links?
>>484238243I have friends that I will never see again. They live on the water in Sarasota and aren’t evacuating
>>484238243movement is now NNE
>>484238366what problem do you have with them
>>484238243Bet on the city of landfall!I have hope for clearwater.
First for I think it's going to rain
>>484238340>first for fist fuck canadafixed
George Flood status?
Cat? Six.
>>484238243One good think about this, all the homeless niggers will die
Predicted TB damage?
go away kikes I already know you're posting nonsense trying to make this thread uncomfy. go eat some gabagool or whatever the fuck you jews do up there in jew york
>>484238243*glug glug glug*
So... Nothing borger?
>>484238243>>484238243>>484238243I live just south of Tampa in Apollo Beach. I am genuinly depressed that it is going to miss us for Sarasota down south. I wanted to say I had a hurricane hit my home directly but yet again it fucking misses us. I live on the east bay, just such bullshit. I was probably going to leave FL next year for work, so this was gonna be my last chance to see destruction fall me in this way. Just sad
Begone Satan >>484236666Vs>>484147777
>>484238363Know what? Yesterday I felt really bad for Tampa anons. I used to joke about TTD but was always memeing. I was praying they would be spared. But after watching the glee they have exhibited at the misery of 239 anons, I hope the storm swings back north. Fuck Tampa Niggers. I’m now fully on board with TTD. And not as a meme
>>484238243>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY
>>484238243
Most recent Hurricane Hunter pass
>>48423824325' waves
>>484237002>>484237320>>484237681>>484237949/AHSG/ Recon headquarters returning grave news. The previous recon flight transmitted one final image as they made attempts to escape the eyewall. They no longer have to worry about those seatbelts anymore, anons...
>>484238420Laineyed
Why is the fucking VA trying to contact me regarding this hurricane...
>>484238399I believe you have my ______
>>484238378Random live streamsStorm Chaser Brandon Copic - driving around Brandon, FLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4 Storm Chaser Vince Waelti - driving around Bradenton, FLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H63ZNH27q4E Ryan Hallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFo Max Velocityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGIc8T2ZdMWFLA - Tampa local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ecVh55rbE NBC2 - Fort Myers local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ WKMG - Orlando local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9iRJDts6yo The Launch Pad - radar and traffic multiviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA Niklas Jacobi - live view of Clearwater Beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLRVRBWs8LA JLR Investigates - live walking around Clearwater Beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQ FOX Weather - national weatherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 10 Tampa Bay - local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrFeNqGJ0fsLiveNOW from FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw USA Today - radar and local authorities updateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7UQNsC9zVU
/OurRetard/ is looking good
Winds finally mixed 185 MPH on surface observed.
>>484238483what makes you say that anonI want to know where you would get such an incorrect conclusion
>>484238548FLY YOU FOOLS
>>484238416very very based
>>484238566Don't post my fucking wife here you piece of shit
>>484238243if i was a serial killer in FL i'd be using this opportunity to help get those "missing people" numbers up
>>484238566Based I'm insaneyIn the membraneyFor based lainey
>>484238522>>484238435
>>484238397>what problem do you have with ZOGI remember my first /pol/ post
>>484238243I wish I was still living in Clearwater right aboot now
>>484238243>>484237989IM SORRY HAVE WE NUKED MILTON YET? NO? OH WE'RE JUST FLYING CUTE LITTLE PLAINS AROUND THE OBVIOUSLY HOSTILE HURRICAN???? JUST NUKE IT MY GAWD IT'S NOT HERE FOR PEACE!!!!
Landfall when?
>>484238522>Weakening alreadyBROS we're going to fucking make it!!Milton redeemed itself. Millions will not drown after all.
>>48423877420+ hours
Do you think she is going to make it, bros?
>>484238660>sheeeeit
why did they forsake us last night?scattered and covered is all that was needed...
813 here, and I ain't leaving. Let the surge take me.
guys, milton's becoming unglued. this is out of control. this hurricane's crazy
Dorka, my beloved...
I have on good authority that this hurricane is going to hit Florida
Also Leslie is a hurricane again!!!TOTAL AZORES DEATH
>west coast getting battered again>filth that is Palm Beach and Broward Counties will get little more then a light breezeOne day a real rain will come.
Sorry guys I just prayed to Jesus to calm the storm. Happening cancelled.
>>484238861
>>484238660Gross
>>484238863>Dorka
How are we feeling Pinellasbros?
>>484238777CheckedStill have to wait and see what will verify>>484238706https://x.com/tropicalupdate/status/1843799496633024671
>>484238243if all of America came together as one and brapped we could stop Milton
>>484238777checked
>>484238723how is the noaa carrying out the will of the zionists?
>>4842388210/10 no fluffy tail or fur
>>484238669Serial killers like a challenge This is cheating and also technically "spree killing"
>>484238777I really think we should still nuke it.....
>>484238902Luckily I just sacrificed a live goat to Lucifer in order to make it stronger.
Do you think he could ever be mayor
>>484238669Florida is probably the last state for that to be a good idea. Everyone is armed and concealed carry is legal. Cops don't fuck around here either.
>>484238987definitelyheat that bad boy up to a cat 7
>>484238861LOST
>>484238863
>>484238777/Pol makes the day And saves it again
>>484238987Damn that's cool as fuck Definitely needs a hydrogen bomb
>>484238243UnsurvivableReeeeeeeeeStormSurge
>>484238429Well la de FREAKIN da
>>484238903kek
>>484239036I lost the game
>>484239027no, my social anxiety is too bad and i'm an idiot.
So this bitch hung out on the coast of Mexico as Cat5/4 and Floridians act hard because it will hit them as Cat3??
>hurricane model avg (HAFS A/B) in light blue.>>484238959
>>484238644Just joking around. I'm in Orlando.
lightning picking up again(we wonder if that coincides with solar activity at all)
>>484238761>PLAINSLearn to spell, jeet
>>484239046Photoshopped slander
>>484238777The beach is getting fucked up but we aren't new orleans nigger retarded, mostly.Checked
>>484238956Gonna get a bit of rain and 3-5 surge. Pretty much tropical storm level shit now since its going south.
>>484239160Orlando sizefag. Figures. ||I'm close by, too||
Man if I was 882 millibars I’d tell you what I’d do man, two tampas at the same time man
>>484239154>light blueokay guys i might stream this tomorrow night
>STRAP ME TO THE HURRICANE AND WOOSH ME AT TAMPA I AM READY
>>484239224Nothing ever happens :(
>>484239199Not shopped
>>484239240kekked
>>484239127that’s not how hurricanes workwhenever they’re over water they get stronger even if they started weakening over land beforeit literally does not matter, it has a full day to power up before slugging florida
>>484238486I'm with you bro. I was hoping the 8 pm update would show a northern correction and when it didn't I opened a bottle of scotch. Most people don't understand. I'm a homeowner. I have a young family. I get genuinely depressed when storms miss me and I'm holding out hope this faggot storm turns more north. I can't believe how many times, especially in the last 8 years, that they've shown storms hitting Tampa then we barely get any wind. Fucking Helene was 90 miles away and there was more wind than I have ever seen in Tampa. Fuck
>>484238399IM WORKING ON IT
Fuck
>>484239189Still expecting continous Impact We Had THREE X Flares
>>484238444That’s an Italian thing, but Italians are just Jews with better food, so sure. >t. New Yorker
>>484239154>american and german want TTDHardy kek
>>484239127Show me where Mexico got hurricane force winds?
>>484239311make one of the printer scene where they're all miltoncanes and the printer is tampa
>>484239278She's so beautiful
>>484239240kek...
>>484239257>stamped concrete driveway New Yorker confirmed.
>>484239257KEK
>>484239404She’s also crazy
Milton doesn't look like it's done getting stronger.
>>484239067Tell me that sweet Hurrussie aint asking for a piece of big fat hydrogen fission D
>>484239464Glühender Neger get fucked
The barrier islands are so fugged
>>484239030>Trying to murder someone in Florida using the Hurricane as cover
>>484239446Hey it's not their fault some boomer flipper bought that condemned property for $40k, slapped on some gray paint, a fake driveway, and broken ss appliances from that korean guys store and put it on the market for $459k!
>>484239536The hurricussy wants it so bad bro..
>>484239404She was attractive. When she was 20. Now it's just sad. If she were a mom she'd be stunning. But she's all barren and used. Has the mom bod with no offspring. Mogged by life
>>484239257Strapping your house down with ratchet straps is the patrician move
>>484239127They never had this reaching a high 3 tops...>reach 5 twice>pushing as much water as it yeets NE losing strengthInertia is a bitch, again it's a happening for coastal fags but thry never had a surge like this potentially while Helene got the hogh score off shore.
>>484239599>I LOVE REFRID ATERS
>>484239508I don't listen to women when they speak so I'll be fine
>>484239508>attracting narcissistsAka being gullible as fuck, any woman (or man really) who blames their failed dating life on attracting narcissists is a midwit at best and a total retard in most cases. Imagine not being able to suss out a shitty person and/or being too weak to leave them once they demonstrate that to you later on
>>484239680Based
i'm not sure what's going to happen with milton but i've enjoyed joking around with my friends (you guys). :)
>>484238366Your Met Office is pure shit.
>>484239637Win + Shift + S = screengrab. You can thank me later
>>484239510He's holding steady for the moment.Another potential EWRC may throw a wrench in things along with the increasing hostile environment that he's moving into.One thing that is largely expected is that he will grow in size by roughly doublesee >>484238959
>>484239257I'm convinced they saw the original and copied it.
>>484239729
>>484238243Is this an effective use of sandbags?
>Yeah let me tell you about those NOAA TPS reports
>>484239628Just asking for an irradiated nut all up in that coon mucker
>>484239680>t. muslim
>>484239807
>>484238548Fucking Boeing
>>484239836kekKeep em coming
>>484239835Lmao not even trying
>>484239835What good are sandbags if the surge is 15 feet high?
>>484239736Ya it's the consolation prize I guess. Hope Toronto makes it
>>484239807He'll yeah...
>>484239848If you nuke the hurricane it wins.
>>484239869
>DROPSONDE RECORDS 184MPH AT THE SURFACE>DROPSONDE RECORDS 184MPH AT THE SURFACE>DROPSONDE RECORDS 184MPH AT THE SURFACE>DROPSONDE RECORDS 184MPH AT THE SURFACE
>>484239914i don't
>>484239943>*loud vinny vinesauce yelling noises*
160 knots
What do the hurricane hunters think when theyre in a storm?Must be nerve wracking
anyone else see where the Hurricane exposed a Jew run migrant luxury replacement center? boy it's getting deep
>>484239599The only that thing that’s missing is the gay vinyl fence. If you make fun of those NY boomers in FL get super defensive. Try it some time.
>>484238399Im going to make a prediction that after Milton fucks up Florida it's going to change its trajectory towards the north fucking up georgia, carolinas, and a huge chunk of the east coast gets destroyed. screencap this
What's the cope going to be for FEMA being broke this time?
>>484239999Checked
>>484239907Maybe the boss called them from his island getaway and told his employees to put sandbags in front of the door.
>>484238343Why not?
>>484239990>160 knots>knotsPlease don't use furfag units of measurement here thanks
>>484239965WE ARE SO BACK
>>484240063This
>>484239935ded
>>484240013you gotta get drunk and throw gators over it
>>484239907or its niggers and they think "that shit str8"
>>484239999Checked Its over , the hivemindgoyim knows
>>484239835they are counting on the laziness of niggers, that they won't move the bags to get in when the looting starts
>>484240013Oooo that's the good stuff right there. Don't forget the bargain bin lvp flooring, now with waves for your foot's pleasure!
>>484240022There's a troughYour meme predictions don't make stationary fronts disappear anon
>>484239999
I heard if you fly a plane right into the eye of Milton when it narrows down to 1 mile wide it becomes an isekai portal
>>484240063its over water, anything over water is measured in knots. In land terms thats a little over 184 mph
>>484240133Wtf… is that real?
>>484239935gay meme gay poster you're gay
>>484239999No but I do now.
>>484240215It's going to pickup more wind and warm waters. screencap this
>>484240286no but this is
>>484240286not anymore
>>484240279Sorry I've just been lurking /an/ a lot lately, there's some real sick fucks on that board
>>484238343>yes
>>484240332Who made this animation? It’s so clean
>>484240174that actually makes perfect sense
>>484240387
>>484239999CHECKED
starting to get a bad feeling
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my cone one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Desantis too, because they've moved my cone four times already this year, and I used to be over by Mexico, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the GFS to the Euro models, but I kept my Swingline ICON model path because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the noodles for the GFS and it's not okay because if they take my cone then I'll set the Tampa on fire...
>>484240399Aliens
>>484239935>be the dyke mayor of tampa>but I did what you wanted>lol lmao
Oh yeah the Allyson girl is back. Make love to my ears with your nasal voice bb
>>484240399its real footage.
>>484239999checked
>>484240430Just gas
>>484239999>>484240316>>484232239
>>484240441
>>484240144>>484240205>Me and the guys are riding up to Daytona for bikeweek! If anyone messes with me, I’ll let them know that I’m from NY! Dumb rednecks!
>>484238243False, Confirmed Cat 4. I know it's challenging however...
The hurricane is going to hit the Sarasota airport at 8am Thursday.
>>484240430Relax tranny, you’re not psychic
>>484240511Wtf it made landfall already?
Semi-unrelated but it looks like Alaska wants to get in on some of the action now too.
>>484239929Nuke the hurricussy before it asks for rights
>>484239981Me neither I was just being polite
this shit is a juggernaut. florida is going to be in ruins after this
>>484240581Here is live footage . As you can See . Florida Is gonso
>>484240602Based coldicane.
>>484238486Sarasota, because that's where the base star gate is located. I know i know, meds, now. Pic rel. (((Thayyyy))) tryn to destroy the star gate, with a haarp weather projectile.
>>484240655>>484240627>>484240602>>484240581>>484240579>>484240534>>484240532>>484240501>>484240493Jacksonville hereI'm getting scaredPeople on the street are starting to say it'll make it here as a cat 6
>>484240430who's bad feeling you?
>>484238243NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACK NORTH YOU FUCKER I WANT TTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>484240803Cat six you say?
>>484238243Milton please destroy Tampa. k thx.
>>484240803Cat this! Cat that! How about you look at this cat!
>>48424074Stars upon Stars Just fuck my Shit Up
>>484240511based boomers
>>484240803Can any leafs near the Hudson Bay confirm this?
>>484240732Y'all are just trying to makee feel better. But I appreciate it
>>484240803>going cat 6The news says no. So that’s 100% chance it will
>>484240743Hurribrrrssy?
Last digit is what category it is at landfall
Still predicted to be a cat 3 on landfall?
>>484240746
>>484240897NICE
I have an extra can of Wal-Mart brand pork and beans that a co-worker gave me. What are the odds I can trade it for a house in Fort Myers after the storm passes? Or should I just make the rounds at local bars to see if I can trade it for sexual favors when people get desperate enough? I don't want to sell it short here, I know what I have.
>>484240803>JacksonvilleYou best start believin in nigger shitholesYou're in one
>>484240889Nothing Happening Posters are migrating
>goes north >goes south>goes north >goes south >goes north >goes south >goes north >goes south >goes north >goes south >goes north >goes south we don't fucking know where its landing but its hitting central florida regardless
>>484240897LET'S GO HYPERCANE TAMPA DESTROYER
>>484240919Yep
>>484239807basewd
>>484240880-ACK!
>>484240493I been seeing A LOT of pajeets.There has to be one of these in south Florida.
>>484240889well anon it won't go to category 6 because 5 is the highest that scale goes.
>>484238633Is that other system like pre cum?Also checked.
>>484241044Me on the ri-ACK!
>>484241044these are pretty funny
>>484241070>being this retardedYikes. NGMI.
>>484241002Heavy winds on that Tampussy!
>>484240803jacksonville SUCKS!!!
>>484240439It really do be like that, the ahsg grind.kek
>this retard bothering this guy trying to fill up sand bags>"what are you doing"
>>484240997like a big fluffy linebacker keeping you guessing
Reviewbrah confirmed he's riding out the storm in his latest vid. He'll be fine though, far enough inland.
Why would they build a hospital in Tampa on the water
>>484241202she's 5'8"
>>484239257Pic Of the year right here. Time magazine shot my fren.
>>484238848Jim... *salutes*
>>484240834You guys honestly don't deserve this...
>>484241224Where's he live these days? Is he still in brevard?
I've got beer and several publix subs. I can survive 15 feet of water.
>>484240997The difference is that 10 miles is the difference between Tampa blowout and nothingburger
>>484241224I hope he's strapped down, little fucker could take off like a kite otherwise.
>>484241130i agree, dude. you are kinda retarded.
>>484241250Tampa was not designed with the understanding hurricanes actually hit them
>>484241250rich people get hurt, too>>484241290has nothing to do with the post, also he's in a sand pit she was standing up on the mound
>>484241224Damn, I hope he will be OK
>>484239750Pretty sure it's been a running joke over the last few days
>>484241202Also slightly nasal nagging tone. Not as good Allysson tho
So, when is it actually going to hit Florida?
>>484241345go back to your ukraine threads.
>>484241325
>>484241355Midnight tomorrow.
>>484241355It's gonna hit Florida??? Wtf, why didn't somebody tell me?
>>484239637>didnt order the version 1.4 update disc yetngmi
>>484241344Yeah me too, but still lol
>>484241326They have been admittedly pretty cocky
KEK WHAT A RETARD SOMEONE DRAINED THEIR POOL AND IT POPPED OUT THE GROUND
Fuck this gay shit, post milfs
>>484240022Cheqed.
>>484239637>5 remainingDude, slow down a bit! You'll run out before the storm makes landfall!
>>484241250>put the main hospital on *checks notes" an island with one bridge into the islandWho designed this city?
>>484241523KEK
>>484241502You were at 7 free screenshots yesterday. You’re running out. Better get the full version for $19.99
>>484241523Love it when New Yorkers get rekt.
>>484241386I only post in natural disaster threads, not human made
>>484241502Wut
I'm staying it's not going to be that bad lol
>>484241556This is great grandmas. I wanted grandmas that were great.
>58,000 LIGHTNING EVENTS REPORTED IN THE EYE OF THE STORM OVER THE LAST 14 HOURS.58,000 LIGHTNING EVENTS REPORTED IN THE EYE OF THE STORM OVER THE LAST 14 HOURS.>58,000 LIGHTNING EVENTS REPORTED IN THE EYE OF THE STORM OVER THE LAST 14 HOURS.NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. T
>>484241523why would draining a pool do this?
>>484241523>couldn't survive before the stormPathetic...
>>484241615i dunno, i haven't seen a hurricane hyped this hard since katrina. regardless, stay safe. i recommend getting out of there.
>>484241250Because there hasn't been a significant flood in Tampa in over 100 years
910 Mb, something interesting is going on that's for sure.
>>484241654The water helps hold the pool down.
>>484241698This
>>484241624Fine>>484241654Buoyancy. The ground is full of water. Now the pool is a boat!
Im killing myself if it doesnt hit tampa, im so sick of this shit
>>484241654The water pressure pushing outward while the pressure from the ground pushing inward keeps the pool in place? I’m guessing? But yeah either way it seems the more likely culprit was shitty installation
>>484241654it's probably a solid piece fiberglass pool, which very light, so drain out all the heavy water and it will shift up
>>484238956Pretty good now. I’m north county though. I’m only at 7’, about 300 yards from the gulf, but every turn south makes me feel better.
average floridian
>>484238243FIRST MILTON EVERCAT 5 CURSE OF THE MMICHAEL WAS RETIRED AS A CAT 5EVERY M STORM WILL KILL MILLIONSAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>484241597I think I might just re-format later and re-installl. Not sure if I want to upgrade, but the poo tech support dude did say the aspect ratios would be fixed if I upgraded.
>>484241654Wasn't properly set/reinforced and probably old so couldn't handle the loss of the weight of the water now.
>>484241796>MATRINA
>>484239999Keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao9ix5XjD8Y&t=122What are the chances this 1 legged crackhead makes it through on his sailboat in Tampa?
>>484239913They're at 14.5 feet elevation.
>>484238243>Min Pressure: 902 mbDamn.... It was supposed to stay <900mb bros...
>>484241752Moldy Cow has nice hooters. Reminds me of Bartiromo.
>>484241795>I like my presidents like I like my guns>40 (reagan) & 45 (trump)This is the IQ of the average american.
>>484241795Yes
>>484241556
>>484241654it's basically a boat floating atop the groundwater
>>484241523Lol fucking retard
>>484239913Your mom's tits.
Fucking dead general
>>484241649Sus
Who else evacuated and is comfynow that it is officially going south I'm not nearly as worried about my family losing everything
>>484239637>he doesnt have gold
>>484241908Her buttons are nipples.ON PURPOSE
>>484241764>shitty installationNot necessarily. The builder probably didn't figure the water table would ever get high enough to turn an inground pool into a boat. >>484241897She was a legit beauty queen back in her day. Ms Arizona or something like that, and then she became a journalist lol.
>>484242039she knows what she's doing and she'll drain your cock with a smile.
BAKE
>>484242052Damn, the Sarandon line also has nice hooters. Her daughter in Californication was sweet.
>>484239913trust the plan
>>484241764hey northerner how ya doingso there is this thing called sea level...
BAKER?!?!?
>>484242121Dont tell me what to do faggot, now you dont get a new thread
>>484242183I mean I can bake
>>484241875How does a one-legged crackhead even have a boat? Should have sailed away to a safer location yesterday. Hope he makes it.
>>484242178No.
>>484241523Literally the opposite of what you're supposed to do. How much do you wanna bet that retard got punked by intentionally bad advice from a Facebook meme?
>>484242150ew. She's so ugly
if there's a dupe thread then just fucking delete it
>>484241523i still don't get it
>>484238243I'm in the Orlando area and we're (last heard) getting Cat 3 effects, which is a SHITLOAD more than we usually get. Often times, my wife will get worried about storms because despite living in the state for about thirty years, she's not a native. I pointed out that this was a rare time where I wasn't disagreeing about her concerns. A lot of Central FL's plan for storms is "Ehh, it probably won't hit" and then they just leave all their shit out everywhere.
>>484242224do it, but don't be a faggot with an OP post like this thread has
>>484242282The same anchor that was talking about it had told people don't do that shit yesterday so it was even more amusing.
>>484242000lol where are you people getting this south info? I don't see a single latest run with out the eye wall either touching Tampa bay or within a mile of Tampa bay
>>484241875Zero. He should have went north ASAP.
Bros ... it's breaking up hard before landfall
I cannot bake, I can only shart
>>484241523>Gee, a Cat69 Hurricane is coming!>yes, better drain the pool dearI'm not following the thot process here desu
>>484241654rotational velocidensity
>>484242377Northerners aren't human.
>>484242313Too late, my buddy is baking (Canada flag) and he is doing anime theme. DO NOT BAKE, IT IS COVERED
>>484242290Nice tits makes her hot automatically
>>484242229Not a sail boat. And he's a bum and has no money for gas
>>484242443very close call
>>484242445damn I didn't know vince mcmahon posts in /ahsg/ threads
>>484242501Nah Im fucking with all of you, someone needs to bake
>>484242309Only real issue for you is loss of power,which in Orlando, is likely to happen during a sneeze
>>484242443If this gets to 357 posts with no new bake I"M DOING IT RAW
BAKE!?!?!!?!
>>484242473Okay, yeah he is fucked, said he just sleeps through storms and hopes for the best, that guy who raised $7k for him will likely have to spend it on his funeral
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
baking
BAKERS DROWNED I REPEAT BAKERS DROWNED
>>484242585FUCK ITWE'LL DO IT LIVE
>>484242655
Just let the general die. Who cares anymore
JESUS CHRIST THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>484242575True.
>>484242699Kike
>>484242699nigger
>>484242699faggot
>>484242605>that guy who raised $7k for him will likely have to spend it on his funeralmaybe buying him enough gas to sail 50 miles down the coast been an idea
posting random whores until bread is cooked
>>484242808
>>484242742>>484242775Sammy Davis Jr
>>484242849Her dad fucked up...
Do you guys really need someone to throw together an emergency bake again?
bake you lazy fucks
>>484242672total waffle deprivation
>>484241716Wow
How fuck i'm fucked?
new>>484242951>>484242951>>484242951>>484242951
>>484242672I'm surprised there hasn't been a Waffle House brawl during a hurricane yet; that's gotta be one of the most potential Florida Man things to happen.
>>484242957no
>>484242672
just kidding, i'm not baking lol lol lol
>>484242935tit to gut ratio is busted
>>484238243FRESH BAKE>>484238243>>484238243>>484238243>>484238243>>484238243FREASH BAKE
>>484238340One for the corps
Just like Milton this threads going south
>>484242981tyb
>>484239999Checkeked and something tells me that this may be divine wrath....
>>484238243Nigger
>>484242844When a crackhead receives $7k, he aint spending it on fuel
>>484242968this is 8 Mb up from 3 hours ago
Its still a CAT 4
>>484243051Dude you're a creepy tranny looking dude.
>>484242229Modern day peg-legged crack pirate.Sailing the high Gulf seas for scuttled cartel shipments
>>484239836It all depends on how high above sea level you’re at. If that building is inland at 20+ feet above sea level, then the only water they’d have to worry about is rainfall runoff.I’m at 7’ above sea level and Helene pushed an 8’ storm surge in. Water was right at a foot deep on my property. It came up to the threshold of my front door. I have thick plastic sheeting between my entryways and my sandbags and they go about 3’ up. I could probably keep dry up to an 11’ surge.
>>484243462Not me. That is a 4chan success story.
>>484238397no WX broadcasts
>>484239127thats cuz no one cares about spics
