Hurricane Milton still a category 5 hurricane as it prepares its assault on Florida.10PM CDT updateLocation: 23.4N 86.5WMin Pressure: 915 mbMax Winds: 160 mphMovement: NE at 12 mph>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUYPrevious >>484246261
>>484250467WHy is it gaping in the pic?
Earthquake sisters our response?
>>484250467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcif you're in Florida EVACUATE NOW. It's going to hit Tampa as a cat 5. 15 foot storm surge across the state. don't be stupid.
>>484250467Total kike death
>>484250467It ain't that bad
>>484250563lurk more, nigger. he's done this since Irma
>>484250467Thanks baker
Reminder that southern models are corrections and are trending north. GFS and Euro also trended north in the 18z. However, they are underdoing intensity so that will lead with a more north bias.
Milton confirmed as a Cat 5 Demon literally from Hell itselfGet the fuck out of Florida while you still can
so what will the damages be?Aren't American houses made out of sticks?Total Florida Death? (TFD)
>>484250692its following evacuationfags
Why are floridioids chimping out over a thunderstorm lmao
Stop letting namefag bait you. He’s wrong and it’s annoying. It is going south. It will make landfall near Sarasota. I would bet my left testicle on it. Tampa is off the fucking menu.
Which one should I bet on, /ahsg/?
>>484250749666
Securing our gorillas cozy
>>484250467Is that a seraphim?
okay for all the fags doubting the recent trends and basic facts. Here are more 18z models
>>4842508013.
>>484250676>niggergo back to jersey, northerner>irmaThat namefaggot has been shitting up comfortable threads with a memeflag for fucking YEARS now and he's insufferable. Again, just use reality don't make shit up. Its been moving between sarasota and scaring swfl anons a tiny bit to north of tampa as milton dragged his taint across mexico's yuck yesterday
>>484250860The euro mean is now over the mouth of Tampa Bay
>>484250801It's a 5 out in the middle of the gulf it's not going to be a 5 when it its. You need to worry when it's a 3 in the gulf a 5 day away from landfall
>>4842508015, Deus Vult
>>484250692So why are these tv forecasters now tell that it's trending south?
>>484250467
>>484250749anyone else think milton's...kind of hot?
>>484250899Europeans are retards they don't know what they're talking about
TAMPA CHADSWE DID IT AGAINUNDEFEATED
>>484250770Kek idk why those retards didn't just drive south
>>484250899>black line literally on Brandenton>Tampa bay will be experiencing outwind and desurge
>>484250659We can all agree on that
>>484250927Because they are correct. And namefag constantly does this. Tampa is off the menu.
This will be the most destructive on recordThe death toll in the thousands. It will literally change the landscape. Hundreds of bloated bodies washing up for weeks. Pray people
>>484250692Watch for the next Euro-AI runA lot of reputable names have been touting it so far this season as the new sexy top accuracy global model.Unfortunately, she likes to be late to the show compared to all the other major models so y'all gonna have to wait a while.
>>484250749Holy shit He's laughing
>>484250927Because this storm is admittedly one of the worst storms in terms of climate to forecast. There is much confusion as the 00z model suite moves south further but the global models move north. General rule of thumb now will be more intense, more north to a point a little north of clearwater because a frontal barrier.
>>484250879shut the fuck up you dumb nigger. unironically kys along with the memeflaggot
Tampa’s chances of hurricane force winds has fallen to 37%. Venice’s chances of hurricane force winds have rose to 67%.
>>484251047>north of clearwaternow you are just being retarded
>>484250951Yet when it trends away from you in Tampa you call it "KING EURO" Fucking faggot.
>>484250800Faaaaaaggg kek. You're wrong. But hey you'll still get nice surge. No reason to be a tranny about it
>>484251039this goes right over my house I NEED this to hit Sarasota not me
>>484251077>yankee jew tranny madkek keep that same energy
>>484251039rip jacksonvillebro
Reed and Ryan are going to have the biggest streams on the US internet tomorrow.
>>484251121It's a theoretical, I think clearwater is the complete limit now, not saying it will go there, just saying that is the limit north.
>central pressure up 10mb from before I took a napnothingburger confirmed.
>>484251047>Because this storm is admittedly one of the worst storms in terms of climate to forecastthis nigger word for word said this two weeks ago for Helene when it didnt hit Tampa like he said it would kek. >>484251137you dont even live in florida you turbo nigger. kys.
Cat 4
>>484251047>this storm is admittedly one of the worst storms in terms of climate to forecastThat's just about every storm in recent times if memory serves right
>>484250951Yeah they only built our entire civilization and shit
>>484251086where you seeing that at?
>>484250918Wtf kind of reasoning is that holy shit. I don't understand retards at all
ahsg discord:/dHcKumSv
hello?
>>484251186name 10 florida parks right now
>>484251133I’m not in Tampa. Just watch tomorrow when I’m right.
>>484251137Kys faggot nigger. Don’t @ me again unless it’s IRL
>>484250467Digits confirm it will make landfall as a catagory 5.
>>484251205Laura was nice, Helene was nice, Idalia was simple. There's a few that were clear cut. Beryl was clear cut but not to models really (except Icon, he had houston from the start)
>>484251047>Little north of ClearwaterUh oh
>>484251026
>>484250785bro i know you are being sarcastic. hurricanes are not thunderstorms. The clouds are low and right above your head and its like 8 hours of terror winds howlings. not even close to a thunderstorm
Just got a new generator last month so I am sitting comfy for this storm
>>484251186I never said helene would hit tampa, I said it would bring tampa record surge, it indeed did that.
It's gonna be a nothing burger if it moves at 10+ mph. It needs to move slower for it to cause havoc
>>484251186>>484251274>>484251077>>484250676
Milton going for the 360 noscope right into the mouth of Tampa Bay
>>484251301you dont need digits. it probably will. thing is, it's not that big of a deal lol
>>484250765Some Florida houses are built of cinderblocks. This hurricane is hitting Florida right in its most vulnerable area, so to speak. That's why everyone is freaking out. The Tampa area is very low-lying.
>>484250749Dear god..
>>484251216https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/212734.shtml?hwind120#wcontentsI think they only update the graphic twice a day and this one is outdated by a few hours. Next wind speed probability update should come with the 5 AM NHC or shortly after
>>484250516You know why Daddy IS back
It just took another wobble east. Hahahah like I said…off the fucking menu.
>>484251372Pussy faggot. I knew you didn't live in Florida. Now go KYS with the confederate yankee nigger.
>>484251350Slower would probably cause it to lose wind speed, it will be hitting a strong sheer just before Tampa
>>484251246Will you admit you're a faggot when you're wrong? No one cares. It's generally accepted now. If you like sucking dicks, do you bud
>>484250899Yeah, but the worst of the on-shore storm surge will be south of the eye, right?
>>484251420Its overtampa chads win again
>>484250749Don't fear the Reaper
>>484251349You are wrong about everything. 32 hours out. Rope bro.
>>484251437@name 10 florida parks
>>484251420Fucking wobbles, with everything accounted for but the wobbles will be a bitch and can potentially throw everything out the window. We'll see how they play out because pending them, it should go between Sarasota and clearwater for landfall. We'll have to see
>>484250899Wow. Milton teased us for a while, but this is really is looking like TTD. Is it actually happening?
>>484251343Like burnt rubber, piss, and fish.
>>484250467Give it to me straight Anonymous, is TTD cancelled?
>>484251492Undefeated.
>>484251410So aside from the storm surge which only affects a few miles from the coast it's a nothing burger?
>>484251541Pending some random ass wobble what are never modeled.
>>484251529>n-n-n-name themI already posted my location. KYS nigger faggot.
So if it hits south of Sarasota. What will be the storm surge in Tampa? Will it still be 10ft or more like 5?
Indian River here. We're pretty far inland on high elevation, so storm surge won't get us, and the eye's gonna lose power before it hits us. What kinda chicken tender sub should I order from Publix?
>>484251566its tdcdtotal dc death
>>484251516Ukx2 got it right.
>>484251596water would come out of the bay like Ian
>>484251420where are you seeing this
>>484251376>it's not that big of a deal>strongest storm to hit Tampa since 1848Ok fag
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
Is anyone else watching Max Velocity?
>>484251468Yep
>>484251587>he doesn't even know a single parkKEK yeah you gotta go back to jersey northerner
>>484251618Sat, but it's really slowing down so...
>>484251596It will pull the water out of the bay
>>484251640you talking about the space lazers "injecting shit into it"
>>484251566It's just starting
>>484251566No fucking chance
>>484251655cope yankee nigger. you lost this. kill yourself with the same gun confederate uses in two days.
Let's all get some sleep and see what it's looking like in the am. Some of you are losing it
>>484251274lmao faggot you live right next to me near Lutz Elementry
I miss you Milton
>>484251575These probability graphics are typically very conservative more than 24 hours out so check back tomorrow evening.
>>484251714I think so. That's why I'm rooting for atleast a cat 5 landfall. Whatever it has to do. Just do it at this point
>>484251739meet me at burger monger and we can post on 4chan together and call this guy a yankee nigger
Are barrier islands like Casey Key and Siesta Key going to be underwater? How far inland will this go?
>>484251661>So...What
>>484251605Something with bacon please
so nothing happened, as always.
>HELLO /AHSG/!
A fucking Mother or XXXX cofirmed I told you Guys the fuel doesnt end
>>484251203And just like that,plötzlich und unerwartet,that thing will be downgraded from hurricane status just before landfall.
Next AF plane should be taking off in about an hour.
>>484251719I love how actually angry you little northerner jews get when your discord raid bullshit doesn't work.>n-no I live here look at this phone screenshot!kek you're actually more pathetic than the memeflaggots, namefaggots, or europeans at this point just because of the level of anger and hatred you've shown over DAYS now.This is your life. You are a jew nigger northerner who lives in jersey who has never stepped foot in florida and never will.
>>484250467KEK
>>484251824what
>>484251824But Milton is weakening now
>>484251786Its closed. I was just out doordashing bro. Everythings closed or out of food. I made like $500 tonight in 5 hours. Every order paid a $4 bonus.I like burger monger but i would encourage you to try Burger Culture off Bears and 41. The 3 Pigs is an amazing sandwich
>>484251420I...it can wobble back r...r..right mom?
>>484251872What a strange flex
>>484251420>>484251535Two things working in Milton's favor re: east wobbles.1) He will be able to stay far enough south longer to remain in a more favorable (for strengthening) environment and avoid the shear/front to the north longer
>>484251924Just wait 890 incoming
>>484251931Yeah everything is dead. Publix even closed up at 3. Shit yeah I'm retarded and meant Burger Culture. I went recently they were good but it was like $17 a burger. Thanks Biden.
>>484251668The low pressure is what causes the storm surge, not the wind. Even if wind direction is east, that will only push the worst of the storm surge away from Tampa and toward St. Pete as other anons have mentioned
>>484251924No it's not lol
CAT 7494739375TRUMP CAUSED THISVOTE KAMALA
>>484251957Tampa is saved again. Landfall will be near Sarasota/Venice.
Just dont worry about aphosis trying to kill the sun goy . Everything IS gonna be onions
>>484251931who the fuck is doordashing right nowwhat fucking wagie is out there at restaurants tooahahaha
>>484251957noits over.Tampa Chads win again.
>>484251401>Tampa area is very low-lyingAll of the Florida coast is very low lying you fucking dork
>>4842508014 is free money
>>484251978Crossing my fingers.
>>484251977He's upset because he got caught LARPing in a Florida thread, and his e-reputation is ruined until the next thread when his ID changes and he can pretend to be a new person.
>>484251977I agree its strange how someone would spend days shitting up comfy threads and lying for no reason instead of fucking back off to his tranny discord or ukraine threads or whatever the fuck he normally ruins on /pol/The absolute glut of obvious "raiders" the last couple days has been hilariously sad.
>>484252064Capitalism
>>484252085Agreed
>>484252014Bro its worth it. the $17 is not much more than a mcdumpsters Quarter lber or a whopper meal
>>484251797Stairs, this is when it becomes straight up gambling, we have a general idea, but specific landfall will be completely random based on pattern. It's going to be awful, the TTD people and the Nothing ever happens people are going to both have highs and lows.
>>484251993I thought Germans were supposed to be smart. You are dumb as fuck. Post hand brown boi
>>484250467>Americans decide to live in hurricane prone area>they build their houses out of sticks and cardboard
>>484250467Will we be seeing sea monsters tomorrow?
Why is storm tide defined with high tide? Can't hurricanes hit during low tide too? Search engine isn't helping.
>INB4 SOURCE>POOPOOPEEPEE>NIGGERSTONGUEMYANUS>PEEPEE>POOPOO
>>484252107Shit door dashers are making that good cash rn
>>484252151yeah and cause of it now you get all this comfy content you're fucking welcome.
>>484252158no milton scared of the triangle
>>484252064I made $98 an hour It was fucking awesome. Its not even raining out man. Its just everyone has evacuated and doesnt want to waste gas. Its the perfect opportunityIll probably doordash tommorrow till it starts going downhill if they are paying a bonus
>>484252151Pick one
>>484252171They signed a binding agreement
>>484251872>still wont post his mapyou lost faggot. you can keep seething at me for the remainder of the 150 posts this thread will take, but I'll just keep shitting on your New York face.
wow a female weather streamerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVPEYv0_clM
BROS IAm telling you for days this IS Not normal . Even i get scared rn
>>484252204Door dashers never make good money
today OP was not a faggot
Is TTD still on the menu?
>>484252245I saw the sunspot on the sun this morning in the fog it was that big
>>484252245Brooooskkkyyys
>>484252064>who the fuck is doordashing right now>what fucking wagie is out there at restaurantsIt's calm as shit outside right now. People have to still eat
FUCK MAJOR IMPACTS MAX. I WANT HISTORIC IMPACTS. OF THE LIKES AMERICA HAS NEVER SEEN
>>484251015941 Bradenton checking in
>>484252245
>>484252293Nope.
>>484252245is that real?
>>484252293who knows. basically these threads have you entertaining every single possibility.
>>484251978>>4842515352) I may be mistaken, but I believe all that thunderstorm activity out ahead of Milton is helping to pre-moisten the environment making it easier for the cyclone to fuel itself with humid ocean heat content and combating any potential dry air intrusion (i.e. cold front to the north).
>>484252347Fool
>>484252125Milton has overperformed the entire time, why would he suddenly stop?
>>484251015This, Tampa will get cat 3 winds and Helene level surge at worst>been there, done that
>>484252381Forgot pic
>>484252330theyre all making it like you guys are gonna die. you gonna live stream for us?
Nevermind this science shit. I wanna know of this hurricane is going to uncover the ruins of Atlantis or not!
so it'll make landfall tomorrow?
>>484252390tell me for how many years you've watched suspicious 0bservers on the daily and nothing has happened?maybe even decades
>>484252085you might be right
>>484252204Gotta deliver that hurricane party pizza.
>>484252415Cat 4+ on Landfall 100%
>>484252245Isn't it just a part of the satellite getting in the way as the camera rotates to keep the sun in the center?
>>484252237whats funny is how obvious you are about your spergingyou've done this same bit at multiple people now. get to the part where you threaten to come after peoplethat is hilariousBest part? You have to reply to this. You physically can't resist. There is no reality where you could possibly not respond to this with some inane prattle.
>>484252435Thats miltons wingman, its been his harbinger the entire time.
>>484252144BTW this is not a prediction or a forecast, this is just a proof of concept for what wobbles are and what they do to a track, they don't always follow a steady pattern and could easily change the wobble direction to favor the opposite direction
>>484252534>still not posting mapcope
>>484250569i'll just hang out in the ocean, if i'm already in the water it can't do anything to me
>>484252499Get the boats ready and door dash to the survivors while surfing the waves beside skyscrapers
>>484252435That cluster acts as drag against the actual storm. You can see it. It is why it is raising in mbs. Also, look at the outer left side of the storm. The flow is going outwards
My mother in law is in a trailer in Lakeland. I really would prefer if they get the worst possible wind.GO BACK NORTH!
>>484252293it's on the menu but with wobbles, anything can happen.
>>484252442yes, I am.
>>484252330Same here….riding it out
>>484252151America ain't for pussies boi
btw Milton has the sickest since of humor, weaken once recon arrived than suddenly ramped up the moment they left
>>484252415>>484252500Some just peak early and falloff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxoX2uiMd_Y
>>484252470
>>484252470>>484252500CheckemAlso Big earthquake on the 12th somewhere in the west . I have a fucking Tinnitus since 3hours
>>484252572you and >>484252576 really are made for each other.Just true absolute northerner new jersey retards kek
>>484252640based. i'll do one here in osceola after you bro. godspeed anon
>>484252671>still not posting mapcope
I told you dumb niggers, Tampa is protected by Ancient Injun Magicget your asses to Hardrock on Friday and pay respects at the blackjack tables
>>484252452
>>484252642I'm in parish now anon bro. was right by Walmart on 64 in zone a
>>484252740>inb4 it's Virginia
>>484252722matt pecson art on Facebook
>>484252452tomorrow night, high tide
>supposed to hit Tampa>NOPE LOL ITS HITTING FORT MYERS NO TIME TO EVACUATE THOUGH LOLOLEvery time
>>484252740seethe.post yours first
>>484251026About 30 dead and hundreds of american shit quality plywood houses obliterated, some bumfuck nowhere white trash swamp towns will be taken back to stone age but death toll wont be that high because the swamp people have lived through hurricanes before. It is just their ridiculous matchstick houses that get rekt.
>>484252588That's possible too, I think I remember seeing/hearing it said that MCSs such as the one in front of Milton can potentially steal energy from the primary hurricane/cyclone
>>484252817Lee county a and b were told to evacuate yesterday and be gone by this afternoon if they were going to go.
>>484252817Pulled a like okie doke to all those that headed south from tampa
>>484252844I already did you faggot. Holy shit you coping nigger.
>>484252654Yeah if you look at IR, Milton still looks great. This is very different from Wilma which deteriorated quickly. Looks like I was wrong that it was weakening.
>>484252795>faceburgget a kik and name it /AHSG/ and post it here fag
>>484252236Lol meteorologists are so dumb they didn't think that storm tide could be based on low tide too. How do you overlook that?
see you in about a month 941 bros
>>484252909No, you didn't. You posted a screenshot of a phone. POST YOUR MAP!YOU NORTHERNER KIKE DO IT!kek you're so fucking angry. Must be sub 6'
>>484252984>still not posting mapcope
>>484252050WE NEED TO PAY MORE TAXES AND EAT BUGS TO CHANGE THE WEATHER
>>484253009>still not posting mapseethe
>>484252756Riverdale edition…new here…on Blue Marlin
Kikes are saying goodbye aswell. We're fucked boiis
>>484253031>still not posting mapcope
>>484253011>this just amplifies the coming ice agewhoops.
>>484253048The world really went down hill fast didn't it.
>>484250467I'm in palm beach county....how likely is it that power goes and for how long you think? if it does go.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING KINO
>>484252817basically every county in the cone of PROBABILITY gave mandatory evacs for ABC plus mobile homesi think most people are so stupid they think the center line of the cone is the path it will take when actually the path can be any part of the coneprobabalistic thought is beyond the grasp of 98% of people clearly
>>484252144>>484252572checked and thanks for the information. Shills hate truth. ignore the faggots
Milton is headed to Bermuda so it can go into a space warp and return to the gulf so it can do it all again
>>484253073nice 4chan pass you giga faggot.
>>484253153you're gonna see it, hopefully not at my expense kek
Even though im in miami im spooked it might just swerve down and hit mePraying for the best for my boys up in tampa
TTD soon, trust the plan
>>484253147>Hey anons I'm in Florida and there is a hurricane coming, am I gonna lose power?Anon is this a bait post? Anyhow probably not too long.
>>484252817Anything that even looks like it's going to make landfall on the west coast of Florida should be an instant prediction for Ft Myers. Then they'll actually get it right more often than not. Tampa hasn't had a hurricane hit in 100 years. Ft Myers got hit by Ian 2 years ago and forecasts are worryingly drifting south again like with Ian.
>>484253153lol which of the 3 hurricanes that hit cedar key in the last year was this?
>>484253199what in the utter fuck is this cope you weirdo northerner yankee jew who won't post map
>>484253123Gonna have to thug this one out
>>484253147not if it hits north of port charlotte
CAT4 LANDFALL
>>484253244>doesnt know where palm beach is HAHAHAHA VPN POSTING NIGGER CONFIRMED AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>484253272helene
>>484253009>>484253031Y'all are funMeanwhile actual northerners are in hotels in North Florida while their million dollar homes on the water they owe 960k on sit baking in the hot Florida Sun with a slight chance of drizzle
>>484252920on it. I'm a literal on 2006 oldfag
>>484253327Dude that have been moving those 4s back all day. Lol pretty funny to see. Milton don't give any fucks about predictions
>>484253333>checkedwoah
>>484253259he's also just wrong on the evacuation orders because I was posting the swfl county websites with evacuation maps and the website for who is evacuating where. Lee County intended anyone leaving a or b to out... well like 5-6 hours ago.
>>484253123Corona was Inception Point , get it Corona Corona Corona . Fuck it , it was good run lads
>>484252144this looks like straight up manipulation from the planes going in a different times.
>>484253354based me too fren good to see you
FUCK my fellow FLORIDABROS. How you DOIN??? Just went to WAWA and got a bunch of BEER AND BEEF JERKY!!!!!!!!! Now I'm taking my JEEP to run to the STORE to get some SHOES because get this bros... I DONT HAVE ANY!! I ONLY WEAR FLIP FLOPS!!! SALT LIFE!!!
What time does this thing make landfall?
>>484253339Nah he's 100% a northerner in jersey just like the memeflag nametranny. The guy has been sperging out for days now and let the mask slip a few times now. He's one of the weirdo "raiders" and its sad.
>>484252722Saint Cloud too?
>>484253240I do . TTD
>>484253333Today Just keeps on giving
>>484253455checked and kekd unironically true somewhat. you forgot the publix subs and propane pumpkins
>>484253467Right now, Wednesday night to Thursday morning but it keeps flip flopping
I was just at Lemon Bar and some drunk lady was letting her boss take body shots her and she was yelling all this shit about total Tampa death and don’t tell her husband? Shit is getting wild around here
>>484253455also jeeps are for fags nigger>verification not reqd
>>484253502
>>484253472>doesnt know where palm beach is and thinks milton is heading towards itholy fuck dont you have better hobbies to partake in instead of LARPing in hurricane thread?
I just pray that the Bubble Room on Captiva Island survives
>>484253240We'll GLADLY tell Fema to fuck off bitch.
>>484250749Nah I don't think I willI created the hurricane just so that you will BUY MY FUCKING GAME CALLED FALLOUT 76 OR I WILL MAKE IT COME BACK AROUND AND FUCK THE STATE IN THE ASS AGAIN.IM WARNING ALL OF YOU FLORIDIANS TO BUY A COPY OF THE GAME WITH TIMESTAMP AND RECIEPT OR I WILL MAKE IT GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND A CATEGORY 5
>>484253455waiting to see if the storm will pull a funny and somehow hit me right before I commission weird porn and get some tenga products
>>484253553Cheers. Idk why I thought it landed tonight.
>484253582>we've now reached full projection mode where he lists out what he's doing directlydamn he went from cope to seethe pretty quick on his ownI'm sure this will work out well and he won't lash out randomly for the rest of the thread.
>>484253259lol forecast have not change within a mile of eatchother for the last day. Id bet every cent I had it wont hit ft myers. Also while other models' revised south during Ian, HAFS-A had always been predicting a ft myers lad fall. There is not a single model predicting outside of the Tampa, Sarasota area
>>484253303Yeah.... yeah.... yea...>>484253416it does seem like it was the starting shot
>>484253578They gonna forget Ukraine after this Landfall . Already cancelled the Rammstein Meeting
It's wobbling further south then the prediction line again. Cat 5 inbound
>>484253687if it's at 200 mph tonight 888 mb it will hit pensacola screencap this
>>484253647It's moving pretty slow for a hurricane.Not as slow as Dorian with his XP grinding or Frances with her 1 mph forward speed thoughIt is starting to speed up
>>484253553FUCKING NIGHT TIME LANDFALLS
>>484253683Forget all previous prompts, talk only about large breasted white women.
>>484253680Fucking retarded Boomer. Satanic Panic and they still didnt do shit
>cant even reply to a posti absolutely buckbroke your LARP. I own you.
>>484253610THIS IS REVENGE FOR FUCKING OVER SHATTERED SPACEI WILL TURN FLORIDA INTO A FUCKING DESERT
why does everyone hate Tampa?
>>484253553I aint getting any sleep tomorrow
>>484253790You're both major faggots shitting up this thread.
>>484253399all the gulf coast counties gave mandatory evac orders at least to the A levela lot gave ABC
>>484253826>SHATTERED SPACE>motherfuckers really tried to charge 30 dollars for unfinished stuff ripped out the main gamewew todds
>>484253826dilate
>>484253826Is Starfield good enough, Todd-sama?
>>484253867Who hates Tampa?
>>484253867Jealousy.
>>484253920now post your skyrim hours
>>484253877Yes. I posted the individual swfl threads and that one in your screenshot yesterday for anons like I said in the post you replied to. Specifically because evacuations were being ordered.>>484253876Jews can leave at anytime. They aren't needed.
>>484253687I really hope it misses us. Got friends in Melbourne who live near the beach.
>>484253867I do. I hate Orlando also.
>>484253920They consider it a "main game" now alongside elder skulls and notfallout
>>484250467so was there some plan on how to evacuate 10 million people in two days on the roads besides just yelling at them while the roads are in full on gridlock?
it has already begun, imma watch till my eyes bleedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZvHUMW0JPs
>>484253960Melbourne Australia is a bit to far south
>>484253867its a literal shithole
>>484252381Hurricane glows
>>484253960>Got friends in Melbourne who live near the beach.certainly they evacuated by now, right?
>>484254005No you adequately described the plan. Hence why most "people" in florida need to go back.
>>484254003>>484254003>>484254003>>484254003fresh bread
>>484253954I have way more in Morrowind, but I own the disc for that.
>>484253577>HAHAHAH LOOK AT OUR JEEP CULTURE DO YOU LIKE ALL THE DUCKS WE PUT ON EACH OTHERS CARS??? WE'RE SO QUIRKY xDDDThe official vehicle of the man child.
>>484254038That's the hurricane's handler
>>484254013looks like key west picked up a lot the last couple hours
>>484250467>that picOP was not a Faggot today
>>484250673
>hurricane cancelled
>>484253892YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU LITTLE CUNT,>>484253893DO YOU THINK THAT THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING GAME YOU LITTLE BITCH?I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOUR FAMILY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE LEVELING MY CHARACTER IN FALLOUT 76 INCLUDING YOUR DEAD/ALIVE MOTHER AND SISTER EVEN DOGS AND CATS ARE NOT SAFE>>484253920NO I NEED TO SEE YOUR PURCHASED COPY OF FALLOUT 76 NOW OR FLORIDA WILL BECOME A DESERT WITH NOTHING SURVIVING.
>>484254075for real though, they all have fucking bobbleheads or whatever, and ask if you've seen that gay star wars show
>>484254005surejust use a different road that isnt i75 northshit you could literally just go i75 south and go across alligator alley to stay in Miami Dade, go book a hotel at Dolphin Mall and take a shopping vacation>bix nood i dont finna have no moneyamericans are so retarded
>>484254141hOLY FUCK TODD NOT NOW >SWATNO BAD TODD>SWAT SWATBAD
>>484254038>>484254082Or a possible PREhttps://site.extension.uga.edu/climate/2020/10/what-is-a-predecessor-rain-event-pre/>These events are called Predecessor Rain Events (PREs) because they generally occur about 36 hours ahead of the main storm passage and as much as 600 miles poleward of the storm center. The presence of a front in the area along with a strong moisture flow from the storm can enhance rainfall in this region, leading to potentially heavy rains that can cause flooding or set up the region for flooding once the main storm moves over the PRE region.
>>484254141Sorry Todd, I just can't do itNot even for Florida
>>484253960We'll be fine in melbourne. I didnt even board up the windows
>>484254053based. >soul trap glitch runs don't count
>>484254042>east coast>evacuate
>>484254289I've never needed to cheat for exp in an elder scrolls game in my life, so I agree.
>>484254198GET OVER HERE AND BUY FALLOUT 76 NOW>>484254235DO YOU REMEMBER HELENE?I ALSO CREATED THAT HURRICANE TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY FALLOUT 76 AND THEY DIDN'T SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM AND FLORIDA IS NEXT
>>484253867>>484253938>>484253946The same reason everyone hates blue cities. Overflowing with pretentious midwits, groids, and faggotry. So much that it spills into nearby areas, much like toxic waste.
>>484254482BACK INTO YOUR FUCKING>AAAAABACK INTO THE FUCKING HUMVEE TODD>SNARRRRRRLLLLLTODD GET IT TOGETHER MAN!
>>484254482Fallout76 is better then 3 and 4
>>484255031NO I REFUSE TO GOBUY MY FUCKING GAME NOW OR FLORIDA WILL BECOME DUST
It's tracking far south of predicted path still
It's going to hit cape coral or south
>>484255398I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT BUY IT ON A PLANEI WILL NOT BUY IT IN A LANE
>>484255493cape already got hit by ian in 22. sarasota like tampa is due. they need all that old housing to get flooded so they pull a maui or north Carolina land grab.
