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>QRD
...AIRCRAFT MEASURES VERY LOW PRESSURE IN THE EYE OF MILTON...
4:30 PM CDT Tue Oct 8
Location: 22.7°N 87.4°W
Moving: ENE at 9 mph
Min pressure: 905 mb
Max sustained: 165 mph


!!!
NOAA IS UNDERESTIMATING
AF RECON MEASURED 190 MPH+ SURFACE WINDS, 200 MPH+ SFMR PEAK
DROPSONDE MEASURED 175 MPH+ MEAN SURFACE WINDS
AIR FORCE MEASURED 180 MPH+ IN ANOTHER PASS
CM IS A DISCORD FAG, BE ADVISED
!!!

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
http://spaghettimodels.com/
https://www.ventusky.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4 [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFo [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQ [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw [Embed] [Embed]

>Twitter Feeds
https://twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/hurricanetrack
https://twitter.com/NWS
https://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY

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One, two, three, four, five, SIX
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>>484246261
YAWNNNN. Any models that show it touching Jax.. at all?

No?

yawnnn.

Back to sleep. Anyone else closing the thread after finding out only irrelevant parts of FL are getting hit?

Guess its a nothingburger. Duval is fine...

Yawnn. I'm so sleepy. Anyone else closing thread?
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A DROPSONDE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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waffle house status: defeated
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there will be 5 more big boys and girls this hurricane season as well. florida is cooked
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Rolling for Cat 5 at landfall and Tampa hit by wall of the eye.
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Will the delay in arrival time mean the wind shear will weaken the storm significantly?
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YOU WANT TTD?
MILTON SHOW YOU TTD!
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>>484246261
The propaganda for this Cat 3 storm at landfall is wild
>meteorologist cries at storm strength who once denied climate change!
>CNN says Milton has EXPLODED in strength!
>Tampa bay zogbot says make sure to write your name on your leg!
lol it's a bad storm but everyone left the immediate coast and usual flooding will happen. It's not biblical tier destruction
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FIFTEEN foot storm surge in Charlotte Harbor
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Rolling for cat 2.
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>>484246403
>wind shear

anon, the wind shear isn't gonna do shit to stop this fat boy
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>>484246261
Nothingburger
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doubled up on booze. just waiting for the storm. should probably see a few storms tomorrow
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>>484246445
Rough time for manlets
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>>484246467
We will see
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>>484246456
>>484246452
>>484246445
>>484246426
>>484246412

>Le Fish Storm

So it's not hitting Duval... Nothingburger

Getting tired. Yawn... Might close thread. Anyone else
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>>484246261
BREAKING: NOAA has DELETED the NEXRAD products page
https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/nexradinv/

well well well, what have we here.
September 19th 2024:
https://web.archive.org/web/20240919043549/https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/nexradinv/
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>>484246261
Another nothingburger storm.
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>>484246445
How high did surge get during Ian?
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I miss Hope, she was the most qt weather girl
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>>484246530
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>>484246261
comfy nbc stream:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01tsVNieY8E
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>>484246426
>theyve been wrong every step of the way but they will be right about it being a cat 3 at landfall
This sucker is gonna be brutal.
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NEXRAD really working overtime tonight
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he deserves to have it ruined for being on vacation and still posting on 4chan
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>>484246551
her hips
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>>484246261
October 10 2018 cat 5 hurricane Michael
October 10 2024 cat 5 hurricane Milton
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Melbourne reporting in. Eatin some chill hotdogs
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>>484246261
>[Embed] [Embed]
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For the Jacksonville anon, it seems like you'll be getting a lot of rain water
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>>484246261
So is it not even gonna hit Tampa head on at this point? What a pussy ass bitch of a storm, will probably not even be a 1 by the time it gets across the state lmao
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>>484246261
okay motherfuckers which way is it going?
draw it for me.
show me your art
winner gets a prize
it's what you've always wanted.
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>>484246636
>>484246635
>>484246633
>>484246599
>>484246588

Anyone know if it'll hit Duval?

No...?

Why do we care then?

Most anons live in Duval.

Guess we should all close thread
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Just boiled up some hot sauce, if I survive I might never buy hot sauce again because all the stuff on the market is crap these days and Walmart doesn't even carry liter bottles of Valentina black in-store anymore. Fucking ridiculous.
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>>484246445
GRAMPA POSTER!! fuckin underrated
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Milton is an alien demon.. im scared
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>new baker needed
new baker needed
>new baker needed
new baker needed

Good night! Good luck Florida anons! Be sure to download anything you might need for later.
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I'm kinda tired of the grabblers in the threads the last couple days you guys.
https://youtu.be/Q4PC8Luqiws
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>>484246397
Saar. Please saar
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>>484246261
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
We are hitting levels of embed that shouldn't be possible.
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Digits = nothing burger
Otherwise Florida is fucked
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You think Danny Duncan is in Englwood?
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>>484246770
who bitch this is
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Is Disney land going to be destroyed?
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Q warned us about this. As Trump said “this is ‘the calm before the storm”. He knew! This is no ordinary storm; it’s a message. Pay attention to the winds and the rain, because the *real storm*—the one in the swamp—is brewing. Notice how it’s coming when the election is right around the corner? Stay vigilant, patriots, because this isTrump’s way of telling us that justice is on the horizon. #WWG1WGA #TrumpKnew
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>>484246836
Disneyland is in California. Disney world is in Orlando, Florida
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>>484246847
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>>484246798
Florida is only.mildly fucked
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>>484246602
I would definitely hold her hand
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>>484246445
I saw satchmo last time we had a 15 foot surge. Took me 15 hours to go 15 miles cause I had to swim with one arm and fight off the satchmo with the other
>also
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!!
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>>484246534
this is different from Ian because Milton will run almost parallel so push water into florida, if you aren't near the coast you're fine tho everyone's Yacht is getting blown out.
Bastardi showing difference between 1960s mega gulf hurricanes and tiny Milton https://x.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/1843831755507413494
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>>484246897
let me rephrase then.
Is Disney world going to be destroyed?
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>>484246770
ponder the aroma
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>i live in Texas
How fucked am I?
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>>484246412
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>>484246261
Numbers and we've got ourselves some empty buns... That's right, a nothingburger.
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>>484245110
I'll look for the biggest local sub to buy, subway's not an option.
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digits and its a catastrophe
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>>484246580
It will be bad but having some fake and gay weather guy 'crying' and pleading 'we didn't listen' plus CNN hype is just too homosexual
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>>484246815
woodbabbi
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>>484246974
Mucho
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>>484246963
I live on the intracoastal.
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>>484246974
Chocolate milk tits?
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>>484247065
Off by 1
Tampa chads win again
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>>484247071
>>484246967
>>484246963
>>484246930
>>484246847
>>484246797
Whocares?
Jacksonville is fine
yawn
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>>484246445
https://x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1843723158295052432
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>>484246963
>everyone's Yacht is getting blown out.
MASSIVE BOAT HOLOCAUST INCOMING
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so no TTD?
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>>484246798
>>484247014
Reroll
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>>484247092
I'm considerably less interested after seeing her face and fake tits but thanks anyway
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so this goes down tomorrow morning?
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>>484246967
No. It’s far inland. The worst that will happen is that the monorail collapses. It will be fine. Orlando will get a little ran and some light wind.
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>>484247218
brandon is safe in a jail cell
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>>484247244
>>484247237
>>484247219
>>484247218
>>484247207

So nothings happening in Duval?


...YAWNNNN.
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The most annoying people in this thread are the mass reply people. genuinely hope something bad befalls them.
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>>484247272
Thursday morning>>484247244
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>>484247272
no, grabbler
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>>484247244
I wish it was closer to Halloween because Milton is getting spooky
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>>484247313
I wish they would turn to ash via a purifying wind.
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>>484247237
Then don't look at her face.
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>>484247316
ogey
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>>484247313
>>484247316
>>484247322

Huh... Checked weather today.

Nothing in Jax to worry about.

Why even bake anymore? Lets all close the thread.
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>>484247313
>>484247313
>>484247313
>>484247313
>>484247313
>>484247313
hi
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>>484247343
Halloween decorations all over Florida are going to be no more. All the corn/swamp mazes will be gone. All the pumpkins will be destroyed.
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>>484247207
BOTEORGY
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>>484247403
That's not a mass reply, though he is correct.
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>>484246955
TTD we are back fellas
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>>484247356
I've just been reporting them as everyone should.
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>>484247358
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>>484246528
IM SHRIMPING UNDER THE MATHEWS BRIDGE TOMORROW NIGHT NIGGER
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>>484247435
the decorations will be pythons
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>>484246361
NOOOOOOOO! I'M IN THE CAPE!!!!
IM SO FUCKING DEAD.
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Tallahassee and Orlando seem genuinely dismal to live in. Anywhere in Florida not on the coast in general but those places especially. Unlivable hell.
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>>484247140
Those arnt breasts and that ain't chocolate
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>>484247482
>reporting people
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>>484247131
Intercostal
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>>484247470
Back to the cuck shed KEK
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>>484247131
Here's the real path different from the one media shills
https://x.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/1843724989339709620
>Angle of attack toward with Milton almost perpendicular which pushes water, no chance for deflection by coast as with Ian. Hurricane model with eye over TB at 11 pm
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>>484246412
TTD is cancelled

the eye will hit Sarasota

the outshore wind will suck the water out of tampa bay

St. Pete will be completely flooded

Tampa proper will basically be fine, especially MacDill AFB
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967
my arthritis is already acting up
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>>484247435
TOTAL
PUMPKIN
DEATH
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>>484247203
Well yeah, that's 9 feet, if your street is literally at sea level and your house doesn't have any grading whatsoever.
That's not what land actually looks like
Here's a dead-end road on Tampa Bay, and you can see at least 2 feet of water below the land, then another 2-3 feet of slope before the building starts

Media hype, nothing more
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>Late model runs are in
Damn Tampa, just what kind of voodoo magic are you guys working with??
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>>484247578
>>484247563
...YAWWWWNN! YAWNNN
ANY JACKSONVILLE NEWS?
NOT GONNA HIT US?

YAWN.
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>>484247563
It’s hitting the Sarasota airport head on before 8am Thursday
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>>484247673
sorry, but you are not the main character (i am)
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so what happened?
was it a nothingburger?
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>>484246682
ARTIC BLAST PUSHING IT SOUTH. DUVAL COUNTY DRY AS A BONE. EAT SHIT.
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>>484247643
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>>484247653
you'd have to ask the top secret clearance generals in MacDill AFB
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>>484247484
>her brother walking outside planning to go swimming

>>484247536
ahhhhh I see.
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>>484247203
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>>484247673
kill yourself and take your forced meme with you
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NOLA Cane next week
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>>484247716
millions of sarasotans will die
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Florida map if anyone needs one
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>>484247560
But I'm not your wife's bull. I don't touch fat, ugly whores
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>>484247790
That’s 2 weeks from now.
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You TTD guys forgot the most important rule about hurricanes:
It never goes where they first say it will. Ever.
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>>484247864
Where is this?
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>>484247772
these were comfy threads. i wish we could have had katrina that year. at the same time, im hoping we dont get it so bad. fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck trannies fuck faggots. that is all. thanks for reading my blog.
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I said Sarasota hours upon hours ago. Tampa stays winning.
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>>484247898
>but they said it was going to hit florida first
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>>484247864
thanks makes it easier to figure out what is happening and where.
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>>484247864
>offline maps windows
>search
>offline map
>download
ez
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I work at eglin Air Force base. Will I be okay?
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>>484247864
>>484247938
>>484247961
>>484247964

thanks for the map

jacksonville seems fine

lets all just close the thread... yawn, so sleepy duval bros
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>>484247721
Bro i think you're now in hurricane watch
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>>484247864
I have one, it's called google maps.
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>>484247903
New New York (south)
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>>484248019
dont be a fag. my wifes falling asleep because haarp is sucking all female energy.
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>>484247864
Thanks. I didn't know it looks like a flacid old man penis
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Milton will not hit Tampa because I'm there
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>>484247872
You don’t touch any women lmao
Seethe incel. TTD is cancelled and Tampa chads win AGAIN
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>>484248072
wait till u seee it hard bavarianbro
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>>484247864
Cocoa Beach crew
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If seeing a hoe flash her pussy on Twitch is a omen to you...
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>>484248072
>Am I I turning you on?
>Yes, but you have to do something for me
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>>484248150
I'm the actual Tampa chad. You're the Tampa mystery meat shit skin faggot. Go back to Jew York nigger
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>>484247772
Was that when the hurricane hit LaPlace, Louisiana and there was insane flooding? I remember people getting trapped in their attics then there being some discussion about always storing an ax in your attic
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>>484248272
kek holy shit
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>>484248018
Ah you're one of those Reddit glowies!
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>>484248247
You both sound like northerners.
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How fugged is fl?
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>>484248272
Great tio. Keep them coming.
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>>484248247
I’ve been here my whole life you stinky Cuban
post hand or kys
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>>484248397
Doesn't mean your not a faggot brown Yankee.
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>>484248397
>>484248247
Both of yall would get equally fucked though (depending on evac zone)
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>>484248377
Tampa mayor said leave or you'll die.
Frankie MacDougal said it was gonna be bad.

There is some reason for concern yea.
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>>484247898
>>484247947
MacDill AFB is literally the largest economic entity in Florida, billions worth just on yearly payroll, the valuation of it between the military assets and its economic engine makes it a top priority to protect on a state and federal level

plus CENTCOM

if they dont call DARPA to protect it then the USA has become a fully failed state and it's over
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Who else /sarasota/ here? Report in
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>>484248272
You the 321 homie?
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>>484248019
duval sucks.
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Buc status?
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>>484246261
good luck frens. it was an honor
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>>484248463
>evac
Ride or die
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>>484247653
>Drifting south towards Charlotte/Lee again
This is going to be another Ian repeat, isn't it? There has to be a new law called Tampa's Law or something. All hurricanes predicted to go to Tampa, hit SWFL instead. Tampa is immune. The 100 year streak continues. Meanwhile SWFL takes another blow from a major hurricane for Tampa within a span of 2 years.
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Why does the peak storm surge not match up with the inundation map?
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>>484248495
leave
or die
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>>484248042
>hurricane watch
YEAH, IM WATCHING THAT HURRICANE GET PUSHED AROUND BY A COLD FRONT. NIGGER!
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Is anyone here from the Tampa Bay area and how are you guys preparing?
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>>484248619
I’m in saint Pete and I’m saying.
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>>484248471
>leave or you'll die
*ahem
*tink tink
>go ahead and write your full name and address on your arm or thigh in permanent marker chud
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>>484248619
Preparing for a sunny goddamn day apprently
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Panama city beach live IP cam if anyone is interested. People still out enjoying themselves
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>>484248575
I choose die
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>>484247560
Back to the KEK shed, Chuck
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>>484248619
tampa bay
prepped by leaving to the pan handle to stay with family
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>>484248684
https://www.schooners.com/multimedia/sunsetcam.htm
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>>484248684
Well sure it's 300miles from any impact zones. Tell me how the people in South Korea are doing
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Can that convection infront of the hurricane turn into a small hurricane or tropical storm with rotation?
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Riding it out in my yacht in tampa bay
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>new summary

SUMMARY OF 1000 PM CDT...0300 UTC...INFORMATION
-----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...23.4N 86.5W
ABOUT 245 MI...395 KM WSW OF THE DRY TORTUGAS
ABOUT 405 MI...650 KM SW OF TAMPA FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...160 MPH...260 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NE OR 55 DEGREES AT 12 MPH...19 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...915 MB...27.02 INCHES
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>>484248572
if that makes you wonder, look at the east coast. there is nothing on the one map and it says up to 4 ft. on the other.
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>>484248572
because storm surge is level above normal tide, not the depth of the water over land
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>>484247653
Confederate Meteorologist must commit suicide if this is the actual path and it misses Tampa. He must exile himself from existence. He cannot go another season of terrible predictions.
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>>484247864
im on the 500 block in naples park how boned am i
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>>484248852
>915mb
>160 MPH
Happening is over
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>>484248572
Above sea level vs above ground level
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>>484248753
no but there are supercells there creating waterspouts, and once it gets closer tornadoes.
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>>484247358
That is the kind of woman you keep as a pet when you have too much money, the way retarded people who have no self-preservation instinct keep tigers as pets.
So many warning signs flashing it's overwhelming. Triggers my fight or flight instinct on some level. She's clearly weaponized herself to take advantage, why would you let her? That's the part of the safari where they tell you to make sure your windows are rolled up securely.
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>>484248667
Waffle house closed aswell.
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>>484248895
if you dont understand >>484248493
and that there are, in fact, patents for weather manipulation you will continuously fail to understand this reality and humiliate yourself over and over
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>>484248855
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Milton says hola in cancun
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>showing the pooltard again
KEK
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>>484247203
So the reporter is 4'2"
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>>484247577
>will basically be fine, especially MacDill AFB
I hate you for posting this. Gas yourself, kike.
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>>484248996
And? He comes here every storm sayings that his graphs show Tampa will be destroyed, and it never happens. He is smug about it too. He calls everyone else dumb when he is the retard in the end. HE must die for his sins.
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>>484248895
We shall see
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>>484247938
comfy thread is a state of mind. There were jews, shills, faggots, niggers, derailers, and glowies in those too. These threads can be comfy if you make them comfy.
Quick insta-comfy Guide (pick at least one):
>Open MSPaint. make shitty copy pasta sketch of what you're thinking
>Perform sacrifice or ritual w/ pics
>boooba
>If floridian, go outside and take photos of the madness. Post them.
>If floridian, take before and after photos

>>484247864
Here's a population map next to projected storm surge map from yesterday.
>thousands will drown
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>>484249039
Imagine paying 1500 dollars for your one vacation a year your boss gives you at Cancun, and this is what you get
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So much hype. It's OVER for weatherfags if this is a nothing burger
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>>484249059
>NJfag gets overly protective about his first pool
>Destroys it
Good.
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TTD cancelled, 11 PM report puts landfall even further south
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>>484248996
Meds, meds now
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>>484248272
yes. Still never heard word from piganon.
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Why can't these things ever hit California? I want TSFD dammit
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>>484248950
Okay in theory, maybe not in this storm. But can convection off one hurricane ever cause a new hurricane?
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>>484248996
>hurrr durrr we can push hurricanes
smoothbrain maxing
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New update dropped, still cat 5
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>>484249219
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Come on milton. GO TO DC YOU CAN DO IT!
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>>484248568
Even if it hits SWFL it's not going to be a direct hit like ian, and it's going to be a high 2 or low 3 when it makes landfall. So Ian already mogs the shit out of this beta ass hurricane
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>>484248495
F
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>>484246770
>new baker needed
i got an updated one loaded up
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>>484249311
checked
shieet
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>>484249365
now THAT is a bitchin battlestation.
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>>484249311
I'm starting to doubt this weakening they keep saying is going to happen
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>>484249131
?
that's just reality
why do you think ttd posters get humiliated for 103y? by accident?

>>484249248
>>484249309
coping and seething ttd posters to be humiliated forever
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>>484249311
>>484248895
>>484247653
Interesting discussion regarding the model runs from the NHC
>https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCDAT4+shtml/090242.shtml
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>>484249311
lucky its so small, south Florida gonna be fine
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>>484249466
It'll weaken tonight like it has every night. Nlbut itll have all day tomorrow until it hits
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>>484249311
Even newer update, nothing is stopping this perma cat 5
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>>484248867
>because storm surge is level above normal tide, not the depth of the water over land
Elaborate please
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>>484249466
It's increased mb and wind slowed down.
At this rate we are looking at a 3 for landfall.
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>>484249444
checked
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>>484249187
Imagine not evacuating and begging your boss to refund vacation days
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>>484249187
Staying at a nice hotel during a hurricane is very awesome. Those cancun hotels got atriums and shit.
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>>484249558
Damn who stole my get?
>>484249555
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>>484249365
kek this takes me back to early 2000's looking for a setup like this
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>>484248619
St Pete here. I have 14 cans of sauerkraut, among other things. Just made hot sauce.
Have put enough water in containers to create my own flood conditions.
Goddamn you MacDill, fucking die already.
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>>484249219
its beautiful. very nice. impressive work.
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>>484249311
category 5 nothingburger
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>>484249567
not them but storm surge is ground level + whatever. So like if you're 20 foot up and they say 5 feet they mean 5 feet over your 20 feet for your area.
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I got 12 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. If I ration them I should be ok.
Live in Sarasota about half a mile from the water.
Put them in a cooker with ice.
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>>484249567
(High Tide) + (Storm Surge) = Water Level
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>>484249039
>Flinching that hard from a lightning strike

Did a woman film this?
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>>484246967
Lot of smart asses here.

So from what I've heard from locals is that they go to Disney as their evac destination. Lots of hotels, food, stuff to do. Now, if they get 20 inches of rain, then all bets are off.
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>>484249532
this is going to be a reverse Ian. Tampa is still in the cone of uncertainty
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>>484249466
It might, now hurricanes as far as i can tell when making landfall do weaken some. but how much it'll weaken well err.. there is however also the case to be made that meteorologists have every reason to overhype this, for clicks and engagement farms and recognition.

But Helene just passed by and destroyed NC and now there's this so people might just be a little more on edge because of that. And how the government reacted to NC being destroyed which was disgusting to say the least.
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>>484249761
Kek tdd
Total disney death
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>>484249696
That wouldn't work going from 0 to any number. The "artist" is a try hard faggot
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>>484249311
FUCK
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>>484249761
yep no fast pass required you all got a one way ticket to water world
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>>484247207
Was Forest Gump parking the boats? Do not let retards park boats.
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the 18z GFS and GEFS has trended back north to Penillas county
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Why can't they just take a bunch of c130s and fly in the wall the opposite way
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>>484249311
>10 PM
So it had a little time to cool in the night and didn't slow down much at all.
Interdasting.
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>>484249808
>there is however also the case to be made that meteorologists have every reason to overhype this, for clicks and engagement farms and recognition.
If you watch actual weather like the nbc2/abc7 streams i link occasionally they go off NOAA and NOAA goes with caution and focuses on storm surge in regards to maximum impact and who needs to evacuate where.
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I toned down the storm because the pizza man was honest but I can’t stop it.
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>>484249792
I'm starting to think this is the case. Earlier today people were saying it would wobble south a little bit but then correct north again. But I'm retarded so don't listen to me
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>>484249792
It’s going towards Sarasota. As I’ve been saying. Hurricane force winds for Tampa have dropped to a 37% chance, while hurricane force winds for Venice have rose to a 67% chance. It’s going south. Tampa is off the menu. Again.
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ahsg discord:
/dHcKumSv
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This hurricane is being extremely antisemetic in its landing location
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>>484249914
C'mon VM meme this shit back to reality. I don't know if I can handle a sunny day tomorrow
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Sorry
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>>484249842
That's part of the point you fucking monoploid
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>>484249914
Fort Myers bros we are so fucking back
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https://x.com/MichaelRLowry/status/1843840572743921841
>Beautiful tribute from @NOAA_HurrHunter who earlier this evening honored longtime radar scientist and researcher Peter Dodge who passed away in March 2023.
>His ashes were dropped in the eye of Category 5 Milton tonight – PETER DODGE HX SCI (1950-2023) 387TH PENNY
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>>484249808
The difference is that the area that got hit in NC never gets hit that hard it's so far inland the idea of a hurricane hitting you in the mountains is unthinkable.

I doubt Milton will be as catastrophic as Helene was.
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>>484249981
the cone of uncertainty means it's still not certain
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SECURE YOUR 20 FOOT GORILLA
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He truly is a demon..
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>>484249981
Ya but no one cares what kikes say
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>>484249658
>>484249688
So storm surge is not water level rise from sea level?
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Anyway
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>>484250004
I mean regardless you're getting shit, we're talking the difference of 50 miles here. the difference is surge into tampa bay or not. You're still getting 130 MPH winds at least regardless.
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TTD status - it's over
Cat 1 for central Florida
Fort Myers will be raped tho
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>>484250031
yeah milton is cool and all but he needs to get his ass north of tampa a bit so he leaves us alone in swfl fuck him i don't have his stapler
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>>484250085
Go ahead and take a screenshot and save it for tomorrow when I’m right.
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>>484250106
From High tide sea level. Sea level is not a constant anon.
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>>484250095
dayum
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>>484249957
it's not gonna get any weakening till it gets up into the sheer, from there it's mostly a guess on how much effect it wall have. It's is a small hurricane so there could be significant weakening, maybe not weather tends to surprise people
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>>484250106
just google/your search engine of choice it. i know that's a foreign concept to a lot of you newfags, but it takes like 2 seconds
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It’s gonna be bad but not awful
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>>484249761
I wish for Total Disney Death

T. Clermont
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Gonna drop to a simple thunderstorm before it hits landfall tomorrow.
Nothing ever happens.
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>>484249914
Thanks, I hate it
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>>484250095
That's fucking spooky
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Im puffing in your direction.
Hope it helps
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>>484249924
They can. They choose not to. They're trying to destroy Florida on purpose.
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>>484246445
>>484246759
(((Rugrats))) sucks, you goy-brained faggots.
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>>484250193
awful but lawful
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>>484248996
Just because you can attempt to influence weather doesnt mean it will actually go as planned.

A hurricane is the energy of many atomic bombs over time.
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>>484249967
ah that's good i have seen allot of people overhype it so they get engagement on X and stuff.

>>484250050
Well that's good to hear in regards to the hurricane, but the reaction and how they're handling the situation in NC probably did put people on edge and slightly panicked as it were, for good reason mind you.
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>Flotation Devices
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>>484248495
Literally moved out of my rental house in Arlington park neighborhood yesterday. My new house (that I will own) closes in a couple weeks. On vacation now
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>>484250270
youre gay
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>>484250228
Oh but wait, I got more. 00z Icon is now more north! THE REVERSE IAN IS HAPPENING!
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>>484250040
Oh fuck, now it's haunted too.
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New stream started forecast in 5 mins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyWUZI-e2eg
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Fuck man this makes my dick hard. Going to go rev my hemi coal roller to give my power to Milton and flex on panhandleoids
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>>484250320
Congrats on the house bro
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>>484250311
Hence why you'll see floridians like myself trash and ignore eceleb nonsense and encourage people to avoid it unless its like that retarded nigger in tampa where we can watch him hopefully drown.
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oh yeah, look at that trend baby
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>>484250342
Will the storm weaken to cat 2?
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>>484250375
Don't forget your 20' gorilla!
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>>484250342
So this is what he does. When his predictions aren't going his way, he cherry picks the absolute worst ones that show it hitting Tampa. Do you ever get tired of this?
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>>484250342
that looks pretty unlikely at this point
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>>484249914
GO SOUTH BROWARD NEEDS SOME WIND BABY
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>>484250342
>clickity clackity
>"the model now has it zigging instead of zagging!"

death to all weatherfags
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>>484250417
eventually yes, question is does it do that before landfall or not till after.
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>>484250040
THEY JUST FUCKING SEEDED IT WITH SOMEONE'S BONE DUST
LITERAL FUCKING HUMAN SACRIFICE SATANIC DEMONIC SHIT
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>>484250438
All the major global models have trended north you cuck show me one.
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>>484248925
Rock hard boned.
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>>484250400
Thanks fren. It’s not in Sarasota. Still in Florida though. I’m 36 and Sarasota is too much of a retirement community. Getting married to my beautiful fiancé early next year
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>>484250413
So it's heading north or south? What is it with these confusing forecasts?
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>>484250095
666
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>>484250438
Its been wiggling between north of tampa and sarasota for 2 fucking days.
Guy is a new jersey faggot but you don't have to make up shit to "get" him.
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>>484246580
It's gonna be a nothing burger. They are crying on TV to get Kamala elected. Milton is a weak faggot no one will remember

Reminder that it's all a lie.
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HH Dixie brothers. Spent 3 days securing property, then 12 hours for a 5 hrs drive to make it up north, 24hrs straight work before a beer induced sleep. Staying at hilton, kids happy.i dunno what's gonna happen, but when the neighbors from 40yrs of living in the same spot are evacuating...I'm getting outta dodge...and getting drunk. Already have ptsd, no need to add more shit.
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>>484250467

>>484250467

>>484250467

>>484250467

fresh bread
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>>484250458
Nigger, IT'S A TREND!
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>>484250161
>>484250169
>Storm surge is the rise in seawater level caused solely by a storm. Storm tide is the total observed seawater level during a storm, which is the combination of storm surge and normal high tide.
So the tide is irrelevant to storm surge. Storm tide takes storm surge plus whatever the tide is. I still don't understand why it has to be high tide. Hurricanes can hit during low tide too.
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>>484250438
He’s 100% wrong and starting to annoy me. It is going south. It will make landfall near Sarasota. I would bet my left testicle on it. Tampa is off the fucking menu.
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TELL ELON TO SEED IT IT"S NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE SPACE X
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>>484250477
Checked
>>484250040
>>484250359
Oh it gets even better than that...
>penny = hurricane penetration
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>>484250095
Literal retard strength
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ah well see you tomorrow for more windy updates
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>>484250438
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>>484250588
>and getting drunk.
You're drinking Coors, anon.
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>>484250040
>Jewish ritual
what in the fuck?
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>>484250633
ch...checked...
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>>484250342
>icon
stop coping it's pathetic.
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>>484250320
Then change ur name to not srq anon
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>>484250544
Nice. May you have many beautiful white babies
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>>484250040
That's pretty based, I'd want my ashes to do that too
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>>484250624
Nice cope faggot
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>>484248950
Wtf makes a storm a supercell? I suppose I can look it up, but wiki/ai is going to give me some gay overexplained answer that I don't have time for. Teach me something, poltard style.
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>>484250544
Which HS did you attend?
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now we are talking
don't ever blow your nose babe
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>girl says she's got her 2nd drill and a handle of rum
the so-called hurricane gf
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>>484250624
If you’re wrong you have to cut off your balls and throw them into the hurricane.
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>>484250731
This is quality swish bro, and it says Adolph on it. Really getting two birds stoned with one rock here. What are you drinking? Rainbow shooters? Faggot.
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>>484249688
Do I have to foil this out? High times tide equals what? Go dammit I hate being black.
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>>484249836
Maybe that giant golf ball thing will go afloat and some fl poltards can be james and the giant peach. But with a negro instead of a worm. Maybe a michael Jackson thrown in too.
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>>484250268
Wouldn't they want to be stationary and let the props wash against the spin of the cane?
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>>484249998
Marco Island had a lot of bagel shops...
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>>484250050
NC also has tons of mountains, valleys, n shit. That concentrates the water - so 6 inches is 6 ft in a valley when it gets there. FL is so flat the water spreads.
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>>484250095
All I see is a merchant.
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>>484248071
That’s not true. I just saw her taking yellow shots at Lemon bar with a group of dudes.
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>>484250125
Ft. Myers never got out of rape hospital from Ian's penetrode.
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>>484250312
I'd like to punt her gourds.
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>>484250375
This is genius. Hope his soil anchors are quite long.
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>>484252460
kek i am not tom brady bro stop
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