>NOAA QRD...PREPARATIONS SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION THIS MORNING... ...900 AM EDT POSITION UPDATE...9:00 AM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 25.3°N 84.6°WMoving: NE at 16 mphMin pressure: 918 mbMax sustained: 155 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKgbLJ4cafUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAHfiDnIB4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gFEfDAkA8>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>NotesConfederate Meteorologist isn't even a meteorologist, just some bureaucrat discord fag>Previous>>484283218
FIRST FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Eye just disappeared. Sorry chuds
just to clarify, tampa dodged another one didn’t they?
Bonita springs here. We’re ok so far. Waiting for it to keep picking up. Also is it more is this storm continuing to track further and further south?
>already demoted to a tropical stormAlright time to close up these threads. It was fun though
Tracking slightly east of the projected path, it keeps swerving around like a drunk
>>484288621Beautiful. Peace in the Middle East and invincibility for Tampa.
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!!!
George Flood status?
>>484288658Yes we did.
>>484288623Bad news jew its going to restrengthen with a new eye
Rolling for Category 7
The democrats provide illegal immigrants with hotel rooms but nothing for American citizens made homeless by a natural disaster.The Department of Homeland Security funds an 800 bed shelter in Greensboro NC but North Carolina hurricane victims can not use it because it is for illegal immigrants.Proofs in this thread>>484232239
>>484288760congrats tampanon I rolled digits in a thread like 2 days ago in an attempt to save you guys, glad to see it worked I want to visit someday
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484288817Why use an AI image tho
FUCK NIGGERS, JEWS AND CANADIANS
>>484288856See>>484288866TOTAL TAMPA DEATH IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
i want to lick NBC2 lauren pussy
looks comfy todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWuOYBET_n0
>>484288623You know that means it's getting stronger right??
>>484288870to undermine his own credibility
>>484288523desantis refuses to include trans people and our healthcare in his hurricane disaster plans and its fucking disgusting. he doesnt care if I fucking die without hormones and dilation treatment.
>>484289043Give it to me straight. Total Floridian death or nah????
https://kick.com/shoovyCops just came around and took off the tape this guy had on the door so he could get in and out of this building thats still under construction. He has almost no water.
"Jax anon"Ill stream at 8PM EST tonight.Comfy camping stream. Ill cook steaks.
comfy rainy car drive storm chasing streams
My aunt Paula lives in Puta Gorda. How fucked is she?
>>484289120>He has almost no water.Milton is about to provide him with plenty of water
>>484288683no one cares
>9:00am NHC track is now 40 degrees, 5 degrees left from 5:00am. I shot a 40 degree heading off the center on radar in Foreflight, then turned the radar layer off. What you get is a direct hit on Tampa Bay>direct hit on Tampa Bay
>>484289260KYS faggot
Favorite livestream currently?
>>484289120Damn, I stopped watching to take care of something, did the cops actually show up on stream?
>>484289120He's gona get a fresh batch of water soon
>>484289275useless, not how modeling works
well i lost the argument with the wife and the heavy ass shutters are going up. waste of fucking time. >t.40miles east of naples
>watching climate change deniers drown as a consequence of their own actions
HUGE TORNADO ON GROUNDhttps://youtu.be/WOkgcmpMr8g
>>484289316jlr obviouslythis is comfy too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TTrwuQ-luY
>>484289217punta gorda is fine its englewood rotunda that would get water mebbe port charlotte if it hit directly. kinda funny they still only just finished that fkin hotel in port charlotte thats been a hot mess since charlie in 04 rofl
>>484289468tell her she needs to stop watching the fear inducing news
>>484289316some approach streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogeM8_qQwo
>>484289468just don't do it faggot.
>>484289275>it was a nothing burger they spammed>nothing will happen they claimed>you won’t do shit they cried>it will happen when the weather cools in 2 weeks they utteredreminder that the revolution will not be televised but will be talked about on the tv alot
Gators getting sucked up in a tornado.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ
New, moving fast now
>>484288658Storm surge yes but it's gonna be a blustery day my nigga
It's over, sorry chuds.
>>484289634Flying gators you say?
>>484289642literally me
>>484289642well it’ll probably still get a few feet of surge like 6+ but that’s a world of difference from 12+ and coupled with a non-direct hit it’ll be messy but it’ll be fine
>>484289650>they don't know that the inertia is going to drag the gulf of mexico over the west coast of florida regardless of the wind at this point
>>484288726904 ready and waiting for TTD
>>484289650that's great timing for floridabros
>>484289635So am I genius for not evacuating or am I going to be dead in the next 12 hours like the news has been telling me for days? Tampafag
>>484289618her one valid point is insurance wont pay shit if they're not up - and replacing windows aint cheap. we're forecasted gusts up to 60mph
>>4842897806 feet though, that's still enough to bury shore acres and a lot of south tampa. gonna be rough and if it tracks any further north...
yeah is over,the alert is gonecat 2 by landfalltime to go back to bed
>>484289696Literally me rn
>>484289189Based PNN bro
>>484289889nah, man. these are comfy threads.
>>484289889Forgot your memeflag
>>484289891Just so you know, you never actually catch the dragon.
next bake >>484289836next bake >>484289836next bake >>484289836next bake >>484289836DeSantis Live now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-k
>>484289865do it anonI can almost guarantee if you don't something will now happenAnd your missus will remind you of this for EVER
Are Florida bros gunna make it or?
>>484290022i don't plan on even recycling this trash
>Milton fell apart>Tampa dodges another one>hurricane hits a relatively empty part of the coast >lots of rain with some localized flooding Nothing ever happens
>>484290030Hopefully not. Hopefully they all die and the Canadians die too
>>484288523
Chances it’ll be a dog 5 when it hits?
>>484289865Gusts up to 60 anon? That's a summer storm on the coast of Texas. If they won't pay for flood damage because of it do it but your windows aren't going anywhere (assuming they are hurricane rated).
>>484290104my thread is better than yours, and i was nice enough to give your faggot ass this one.
>>484289353they didnt show up on stream but there was noise beneath him downstairs and the only thing that makes sense is that the cops went around making sure buildings were locked up
>>484289794WE BETTER DROWN TOO GODDAMMIT
>>484289468cmon man just put em up if it makes the missus feel better
>>484290029he's screwed either way. If he puts it up now and it really does stop something significant she's going to remind him she was right for eternity
>>484290022>new thread 60 posts inFlight sim Tampa anon checking in.
>>484289844You're dead as fuck, leave now retard
>>484290030most tourists left bradenton and sarasota
TORNADO CROSSING HIGHWAY!!!!>https://youtu.be/WOkgcmpMr8g
FLORIDA ANONS REPORT THE FUCK IN>407 >already at a nice buzz>will work on being drunk as long as humanly possible
>>484290299Damn this satellite coverage needs some serious updates.
john michael talbot has spokenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfCJuJ4JqRs
>>484290188>assuming they are hurricane ratedthey're not
>>484290299Requesting immediate supply airdrop on Casey Key. 5 or 6 tins of zyn, a few fresh vapes and a dozen red bulls, over.
>>484290332That's a big boy.
>>484290344941 and still sober, waiting for the storm for the proper drinking
>>484290332highway 75 hit by tornado
>>484290332nice
Naples Beach if my phone doesn’t flip it
>>484290344>239>Got the switch charged up and Kirby’s dreamland ready>texting every friend in the path to make sure they’re good (esp the girls)Max comfy
Rolling for cat 2 at landfall.
>>484290344561
Literally just rain, lol it's a nothingburger
>>484290399Replace them so you never have to board up again. I live on the coast in a big hurricane spot and I never board up. Tried to break in through a hurricane window once with a brick and you'd have better luck kicking the door in. Those windows don't even scratch.
>>484290344>already at a nice buzzchecked
happening canceled
>>484290418I flew Cedar Key during a storm a while back.Why there is an airport on that island is a real mystery.
>>484288523TYB
>>484289865>60 mph gustsnigger your windows are rated way higher than that
What happened to TTD?
>>484288523>>484288621>>484288623Cat 2
>>484290344JAX HATER HERE I NEED THIS CITY UNDERWATER FUCKING PRONTO GODDAMMIT!!!!! THIS PUSSY ASS DRIZZLE RIGHT NOW IS PATHETIC!!!!
https://youtu.be/MPwLrOKMIFM?si=n94UyO4tbJ1B-v8-
>>484290643>alimonyGet fucked bitch lol
why couldn't it have wiped out miami
>>484289275I will sincerely suck your balls if this happens anon
>nothing ever happens fags got it wrong about how fast it'd become a cat 5>got it wrong about it going over yucatan and weakening>got it wrong about it becoming a cat 2/1>got it wrong about it RESTRENGTHENING to a cat 5Why should I believe any of you at this point?
>>484290685TJD when?
>>484290643>AlimonyShe should be drowned in flesh eating bacteria water
>>484290490crazy
>>484290713Because nothing ever happens. Especially not things that they predict.
>>484289275>I shot a 40 degree heading off the center on radar in ForeflightLmao
TORNADO IN BROWARD COUNTY
>>484290706Spic farts
if there is anyone in the evacuation zones with pets or kids or an elderly mum and you havent left because of money you need to speak up now and I will figure out a way to get you enough cash to fill up and get 20 miles inland
TORNADO IN BROWARD HEADING TOWARDS PALM BEACHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-k
>>484290745DIGITS AND IT SHALL BE TONIGHT
>>484290794jinx
>>484290344813 my niggasIT'S HABBENING
Its another day and desantis is still an insufferable faggot who hates his own voters.
>>484290823Stations are out of gas.
I need to roll a joint so I can get high for this Milton nothing burger
>>484289468Dude it will barely rain there what are you doing
>>484288523What a comfy morning. Evacuated and safe. Watching storm stuff AND kingcobra has been drunk live streaming for the last 3 hours
Morning lads. So its happening today yah?
>>484290835>JACKSONVILLE HATER>>484290745Watch tonight and see.
>>484290707>>484290784i had copied some weatherfaggots forum post>https://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?f=59&t=124401&start=4360it's basically a whole forum filled with confederate meteorologist-type wannabe faggots, but that post seemed entertaining enoughthe point of putting it here was that at least the immediate heading of the storm is going more north, putting all the "it's going south / east" losers to death
>>484289469Climate change is a lie dumbfuck
>>484290847>that post>that filenameThe irony>Verification not required
>>484288523rolling for gainesville to sink into the swamp
>>484290888Digits confirm
>>484290344hello fellow 407 anon
>>484290888observed
>>484290794THAT GUYS JUST STANDING IN FRONT OF THE TORNADO WITH HIS GRAPHICS GET OUT OF THERE IDIOT
God punishes Florida
>>484290904904! Kek has spoken
>>484290888nothing happens except to dumbfucks who live on the west coast of florida
>>484290643>alimonyrolling for this bitch to die
>>484289871Shore acres gets flooded when somebody leaves their garden hose on too long.
607 niggas rise up and laugh at Florida. Praying for deaths due to flying gators
>>484290960>into
>>484290888The digits ring trueIt is foretoldIt is upon us
>>484290915They just say that shit to farm (yous)
>>484290437Same. Same. Gonna drink and get some classic episodes of Star Trek in before FPL cuts the power tonight.
>>484290938>The ironyis that you're not from florida if you think anyone here still has love for Desantis after this last term. He's wasted it. He purposefully has done nothing for years now. I know you're a transplant or a new yorker so you wouldn't get it but there is more to governor than press conferences and tweets. And yes, sign language cunts are money laundering.
>>484290344813. Praying for TTD
>>484290904checked ominous duvallian digits
Where my Pinellas county bruddas, I want a pizza delivery and there are no delivery drivers.
>>484291124kinda my point
>>484290274ahhh yes, you are still married I assumeI had forgotten about that side of it since my divorce
>>484291241Should have loaded your fridge with pizza like pizza anon
>>484290621On the way. Stand by
>>484291241>sending a third world food slave out in a hurricanebased, make sure to withhold your tip
>everyone scheduled their press conferences at the same time so people could get drinks and snackshow kind of them knowing no one gives a shit what a weirdly tall bald guy in sanibel thinks
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told /AHSG/ that if they move my cone one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my cone four times already this week, and I used to be over Tampa, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the GFS to the Euro, but I kept my original path because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the cone for the ICON and it's not okay because if they take my cone then I'll level all of on fire...
>>484290344407 here and hungover af. went to big daddy’s last nite
>>484291241Comfy pizza day was yesterday, you missed the boat. Good luck my friend
Ok, so the /ahsg/ general consensus seems to be that it's keeping slightly north and not going full ian, right? Can I relax yet down here in FM?
>>484291366
>>484290643rolling for Vic to loose a financial burden over the next few days
239 no shutters checking in. Tonight we dine (on pubsubs) in hell.
>>484291366LMAOOOOO IM DED
>>484291366Some guys have all the luck then there’s ol’ Milt
>>484290643>Death by alimonyDamn, what a shame.
I’d tell you what I’d do man… two Tampa’s at the same time man.. that’s what I’d do.
Tampa anon here. A nigger just flew over my house.
>>484291366Lmao
>>484290344813 zone B non evac chad checking in. Grilling soon and the angus has already been peppered
>>484291353the mayor of Tampa is a man btw
>>484290643Vic said the alimony check was in the mail.
>>484290022>>484290205kill yourself nigger
>>484290888For sure. Gonna steamroll
>>484291420No you have to drink all your pubix and start running now.>>484291577Worse, its a jew.
… I’m going to need you to move a little north… mmmkay? Oh yeah I’m going to need that stapler….
>>484290643> I dont need no man !> Help ! I am going to die because the man I depended on didnt give me money ! Why do women ruin their lives then blame men ?
estero FL heremy own family is starting to act bizarre and blackpilled…my sister already was crying about beaches being destroyed, but now my dad is mumbling to himself about how he “cant have a heart attack now…” and that “nobody can help us…we might have to flee…too late”. he sounds like a batman villainand i asked my mom about it and she says she thinks its normal. bros i swear to you. this storm is PSYCHOLOGICALLY breaking people.
New heat map just released
where are the local weatherfags?I want weather data
>>484291366>>484291472Extremely fucking based>hey check out this weather chick on channel 9!
TORNADO WARNING FOR BROWARD COUNTY>A KIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>484291637Your mom sounds pretty cool what's her IG?
>>484288523cat 4 is a literal nothing burger for floridayawnmedia and their fear porn
>>484291488>UK
>>484291665they're in the split thread, alone, seething because the OP post calls confederate meteorologist a discord fag
>>484291637sounds like your family is a bunch of faggots, especially your dad
>>484291619It does touch on one thing though with these evacuations. People get stuck because they try and can't, or can't fucking afford to. That gets lost a lot in these discussions. Especially 2 weeks after Helene.Fuck that dumb cunt hope she drowns and her bloated corpse kills 10 jews though.
Total Tampa Invincibility >news screams at me that I'll die>you fags wish death on mestill relaxing at my home comfy this is COVID, pure Florida version feels good being unvaxxed and unevaccedTotal Tampa Invincibility
>>484291420>Salt life >drinks PUBIX lightMany such cases
GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILLGCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL>GCP DOT IS RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>484291612shut the fuck you little scrawny bitch, i shit bigger than you.
>>484291637is your family from new york?
Florida man won't do shit
Has the eye collapsed?
>>484291637fort myers here. can confirm the psychological impact. seen lots of insane driving, people breaking down in publix, and old people absolutely losing it at gas stations.
>>484289260Fuck off retard
>>484291748Alligatornado?
>>484291819oh I'm strongly interpreting THAT
>>484291577Listening to 'her' speak lately I've been thinking the same thing. Then just the overall cut of her jib. Or maybe the jib has been cut off
>>484291819What's that mean?
>>484291873Gatorcanes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCA There were some girls waving signs, anybody know what that's about?
>>484289316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWisr5zg3so
>>484291748Topkek
>>484290643Digits and Vic is a free man
Tried to sleep in and everyone on earth including the weather radio had to interrupt. Hope everyone got enough sleep for the pregame today before Milton.
You see Wilma over there? She had 882 pieces of millibars, you see people come to /AHSG/ because of our fun loving atmosphere, and your millibars are showing that you’re not really expressing yourself, all I’m saying is… express yourself.
>>484291917Some >>>/x/ shit
>>484291637you have to remember that people are mainly wateryou can feel pressure drops and some people act weird, add to that the general pre-storm anxiety and people start freakingperfectly normal, they run scenarios in their heads, our way of trying to find a solution to problems
>>484291366KEK!
>>484291844This is peaceful weather for Florida Man as the chaos comes to him instead, so he can take the day off
>>484291931Gaytorcanes sounds like the name of a 1980s gay bar in Jacksonville beach
>>484289316Just got up so I'm watchin NBC2 They are my goto in shit like this. https://youtu.be/5zQfAyBcVSQamazed they still have the youtube chat up.
This motherfucker needs to start wobbling east and leave St Pete Beach alone.
>>484291917DO NOT STRONGLY INTERPRET
>>484291989Loving these. Can you do the final scene where Milton said he could shut down the whole resort?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogeM8_qQwomulticam stream for approach
It's dangerous out there. Here, take this.
>>484292051That shit is shifting north hard unfortunately.
>>484292031Nah gaylord palms is a "resort" for jews
>>484291866isnt Fort Myers already broken
do you think there will be a beautiful cuban girl with nice meaty yams and handful sized breasts will have her entire house and family destroyed and then miraculously she'll wander up my driveway north of Tampa and I will say you are safe now, Maria and she will say oooooo thank u papi I'm so grateful I guess we have to get married and have lots of babies now
How are you holding up lads?
>>484292111I can still hope.
>>484292160Still hate namefags, triptrannies, memeflaggots, and foreigners with an increasing fury.
>>484292160Carrollwood Tampa checking in. We have a whopping 1 mph gusts right now.
>>484292123I’ve been to the gaylord, it’s actually nice af. Just a place for wages to go to conventions get drunk and cheat on their spouses, lmao
>>484292160i'm fine
>>484292140I'd say there's a decent chance! Crossing my fingers for you buddy
GIVE MILTON YOUR ENERGYTOTAL FLORIDA GENOCIDEÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484292213>foreignersWhat did I ever do to you, fren?
>>484292133ft myers beach is still pretty banged up from ian, yeah
>>484292111No it is not, there is 0 evidence of that
>>484288683I think it is, then they steer it north into Pensacola magically
>>484292229Yeah, everyone knows you did.
>>484289634ALLIGATORNADOLLIGATORNADO
Accuweather's current path prediction FWIW. They have been trending slightly south over the last day or so. If this holds true, how does Tampa fare?
THEY FUCKING GOT SHOOVYLMAO
>>484292031A fellow MSSP dawg? We've been good we're just playin by the ruuules.
>>484292274blame europeans who try to ruin every comfy thread, anon.I didn't mean it personally. You and netherlander are kinda grandfathered in. Rather talk to you than the memeflag.
Holy fuck the streamer kid just got arrested
>>484289120this dude just got arrested on stream. door was locked and he couldn't get out
>>484292160preparing the dirges
>>484292274You're fine over there. Or vacationing here. Just don't move here and we can be friends
>>484292289https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/goes/sector_band.php?sat=G16§or=gm&band=13&length=24
>>484292320Kek I just turned it back on and saw that"HANDS UP.! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
>>484292307Fugg. Well I guess the secrets out. Let’s party boiiiiiis>what happens at a hurricane party stays at a hurricane party AMR?
>>484292140Are you stocked up on eggs?
>>484292284I'm not one to leave but if I was in A in LEE I would've fucked off 2 days ago. I'm just outside of B
>>484292320Holy fuck, I just saw them grab him the stairwellFucking RIP
>>484292320Crazy it took that long to get him swatted. He’s a retard for doxing his location so early.
ITS OVER
>>484292262>TOTAL FLORIDA GENOCIDEfloridaman is an idea, and you can't kill an idea. there will always be floridaman, on this peninsula or elsewhere
>>484291304Never lol. I just understand how women operate.>>484291729>Bale
>>484292320https://kick.com/shoovy/clips/clip_01J9RV3G3WB5X94NQ4YW0FYWAN?clip=clip_01J9RV3G3WB5X94NQ4YW0FYWAN
>>484292371I'm sure this will make him like and trust the government more.
Shoovy just got arrested. At gunpoint.
Is Milton a cucking out? Maybe Florida would be leveled so we can get a restart
>>484292474I was watching it live holy shit lol he got locked out of his pad and then raided
>>484292427What crime will he be charged with?
>>484292419>that one anon asking what to do with 60 eggs he just boughtkek
(Milton as he was hanging around Mexico before going into the gulf) Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir?. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole.
>>484289120land of the free
https://www.youtube.com/live/Zuc_RzhtXQA?si=JQpAydv9HoQApV9y
>>484292533Trespassing
>>484291819Dot red you say?Oh shit!
>>484292474>i'll fuck you up????????????????
>>484292540i wonder if he took my advice and startedBULKMAXXING,shotgunning 12 eggs at a time
>>484292470I am trying hard to forget
>>484291885> IM FUCKING INTERPRETIIIII-
>>484292474damn
>>484292532Sarasota police don't fuck aroundt. sarasotafag
>>484292617Hopefully not considering boiled eggs store well and you need SOMETHING to feed the women you'll capture post storm.
>>484292474>i will fuck you upleast agressive pig
new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836
>>484292474what was he doing?
I just know that after Milton hits, things are going to get way worse and way more hostile. Milton is going to hit, the US government won't do jack shit and we'll just have a whole class of permanently displaced people and this country is now an even worse place to live in.
>>484288817You just know if this somehow happened to California and nearly wiped out SanFran that the Biden administration would force every single electric company and construction crew from across the country to rush over on jets to ensure they all only stay without power for a single night. The fact they stopped pretending to care the moment it was revealed that Atlanta wasnt really going to get fucked by Helen made it obvious they hate every red district and would prefer they can't vote this season. What are the chances this chain of freak storms happen back to back during a relatively quiet season otherwise, on an election year where the candidates are both under qualified but one more than the other, and the same year as an illegal alien invasion thats sucking up tax payer dollars hy the dump truck full to give to (jewish) 5 star hotel chains for housing. This sure is a lot of coincidences piling up.
>>484292533not bussin’ hard enoughfr fr on godhomebody needed to keep it on the downlow and then cash in on the hype >HEY GUYS SECRET SURPRISE STREAM IM CURRENTLY IN A HURRICANE LMAO SO RANDOM XD
>>484292655Yeah sure but why the fuck was he telling him he'd fuck him up? If I didn't know better I'd think something was missing where he called the cop a nigger (but I know that isn't the case, cop is a sperg)
>>484292679Discordnigger thread
It used to be a CAT 5!!!!This is a nothing burger and not political
>>484292572Breaking into a construction site is actually a felony if memory serves. They take that shit extremely cereal, unless you’re a nigger going for a jog. He’ll be lucky if they just let him go >knower of construction site related things
>>484292567>pincho gringoAbsolutely based. Cheers, anon
>>484291773You know, if I lived somewhere that got storms like this with warning a full week ahead of time, I think I would keep a few hundred bucks back for gas/hotel to get the fuck out of the way. This is America, not Liberia. Anyone wearing name brand shoes and claiming they are too poor to drive 100 miles away has no excuse.
>>484292679let the bots and jews get confused and get trapped in the discord fag thread, I'll be baking a new one not tainted by hebrew nonsense
>>484292655Why was the cop such an asshole?
>>484292802>sand nigger brain zoomer wants attention
>>484292422bruh im in a zone lee and itll be fine jfc. this hood has never flooded in its history. uts not zero but wind and shit is no concern just flooding. if ian didnt flood you out in lee you're 99 percent good. the storm is gonna hit sarasota up to tampa. they are due for a storm. we will get gusts some rain bout it like helene. fuck tampa sarasota manatee.
>>484292778its a construction site during a hurricane in a mandatory evacuation zone. the cops don't want to be dealing with some idiot streamer when they have real things to worry about
>>484292761>and not politicalshit bait but got me to replygood thing thats not what /pol/ is about eh?
>>484292655It was glorious guns drawn and everyything.I was dying laughing when he got locked out and he had the knife trying to jimmy the door then the cops came LOLOLOLOL
>>484292700it’s overyeah yeah but reallythis is going to be the nail in the coffin for the new normalthere will be no middle class you will never achieve wealth, just barely not enough poverty to starveyou vill own nothing and otherwise we vill hurricane your ass
>>484292778They might hold him overnight if he doesn’t have somewhere to go which I doubt a livestreamer retard would.
>>484292700agreed - with the NC/TN shit going down, if the fed fuck with florida and steal another election this country is a fucking powderkeg
>>484292800Again, we JUST had helene pass by. Your hopes and dreams and thoughts don't mean much northerner. You don't understand and that is fine. Just saying shit happens and its not thought about a lot by people like yourself who don't go outside and can't understand reality.Yes, people should prepare. A lot just did 2 weeks ago and spent a lot of money and time doing so.
new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836kill all faggot cry baby zoomers crying for attention
What will happen to the streamer kid’s generator? Auction it off?
>>484292854Ian skullfucked zone a and b in lee. We were without power for a month in a lot of areas.
FRESH, NON-DISCORD THREAD>>484292940
>>484292963fuck off faggot
>>484293134don't fucking threadsplit you retard holy shit... use the other one up first.
>>484289844It will be a strong Cat 3 after the intial blowing out totally of the entire coast and flooding so depends where in Tampa you are. If it normally floods with just heavy rain then expect to live the rest if this week as a frog on top of water
new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836new bake >>484289836posers are trying to jack
>>484288523Nina, you cunt, I hope you drown after picking Chad over me 14 years ago. TOTAL FLORIDA DEATH. DROWN THEM ALL.
>>484292533>>484292577Nah that's breaking and entering.. and he recorded it all so he'll be charged for each unit he entered.
>>484293268Shit. He went into like a half dozen units
>>484293374Is he a minor? If not, he might actually be fucked. What a retard
>>484292229I bent my last girlfriend over in one of the stairwells there and left her cummy panties in an air vent. Think of it like a treasure hunt!
>>484293374haha so he just broke into some unfinished condo and pretended to rent it on stream. What a retard why did he dox himself
>>484293174anon opened pandoras box by splitting at 70 posts, now that splitting is on the menu i'll at least continue to provide a well-formatted, fresh "classic ASHG OP", like here>>484292940and discord fags, troons, and bots, are free to go to the splitthink of it like a fork in a blockchain
>>484292474i'm not a zoomer can someone explain who or what this is
>>484292318Total Tampa Death is on fellas. Get your shovels ready to bury the bloated corpses of Yankees and niggers (likes get left out to rot)
>>484293542>cry baby faggot wants attention for shit shit threads. you were warned yesterday dumb fuck
>>484293545Stupid nigger shit
>>484293675Are you having a stroke?
>>484293737are you? little cry baby pussy shit thread maker, suck my dick
>>484290418It's my opinion that Uber Eats will not be delivering to you today.
>>484293125nah man water and power were back in 8 to 10 days. the water getting shut down was the worst of it for most. charlie had power down for two weeks about. the water drainage was slightly higher than normal florida storms. its common for streets to flood where you cant see them. ian was bad for cape beach and mebbe some fort myers proper like downtown. they had shit up pretty quick compared to past storms including the bridges.
>>484293545kick is the AIDS of live streaming where anything goes so many broccoli zoomies and nigs make content there because they can promote gambling or get in fights on stream. Expect many more ridiculous hurricane live streams there
>>484292957>people like yourself who don't go outside and can't understand reality.If you cant afford 100 for gas with a weeks notice you deserve to drown. Here in the north, it gets cold every year so guess what ? We put furnaces/stoves in our homes so we dont die. You stupid niggers build your houses in storm battered swampland, then act surprised when you lose all your shit/die in a storm. And honestly I am sick of paying for it. You are no diffrent than katrina niggers. Now I am going to have to see ads to donate to you faggots for the next 6 months. Enjoy your storm, retard.
>>484291637Tampa anon here my sister was crying when she evacuated the other night. She was apologizing to my mom for influencing her to move down by her in a primary flood zone. My 99-year-old grandmother said I don't know if I can take this... She might fucking collapse from having to evacuate. Every one is tried and mentally scared from the flooding during Helene and bracing for the worst...
Anybody have that rationale for why hurricane season is crazy now
Tampaniggers terminally BTFO
>>484295208solar activity is my favorite theory>every time there was ionosphere activity/solar flare, milton fired up like a rocket
>>484295208Storms are worse some years than others. Look at the great dust bowl. If that happened today, people would lose their shit and "experts" would say its White peoples fault and it will never end. Leftests would commit suicide en mass thinking we broke the planet. But then it ended, and everything went back to normal, and that was 100 years ago and nothing on that scaled happened again. Dont get caught up in the hype and panic. Everythings fine, nigger.
>>484294192All of our flood insurance subsidizes the permanent vacation of Floridaniggers. The whole state has unironic Down's syndrome. Fucking assholes.
