>NOAA QRD...ENSURE YOU ARE IN YOUR SAFE LOCATION BEFORE THE ONSET OF STRONG WINDS OR POSSIBLE FLOODING... ...1000 AM EDT POSITION UPDATE...10:00 AM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 25.5°N 84.5°WMoving: NE at 16 mphMin pressure: 919 mbMax sustained: 155 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkgcmpMr8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKgbLJ4cafUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAHfiDnIB4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gFEfDAkA8>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>NotesConfederate Meteorologist isn't even a meteorologist, just some bureaucrat discord fag>Previous>>484288523
God hates niggers
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!
Has this thing hit land yet? Just woke up
So whats up with the tornados? Was that caused by that second mass of water we saw yesterday?
>>484293242tonight perhaps?
Two threads
>>484289836please ignore the trannies crying back and forth and finish out >>484293241 first so we can unsplit...again.
>>484292940Nothing is going to happen. Nothing ever happens.
>>484292940Boomer remover?
>>484293358There's one thread (this one), then there's an imposter that can't bake
>>484289836>>484289836>>484289836>>484289836
>>484293551Fuck you Sukdeep, I’m not evacuating
>>484292940Dude wtf, I come from the timeline where frankie died like 10 yrs ago
>>484293358other thread was made by someone who thread split at 70 posts and is throwing an absolute melty, presumably because this OP calls confederate meteorologist a fag (note their OP omits this, as well as being poorly formatted in general)i simply don't respect that enough to consider it a valid fresh bread, hence the existence of this one
burgerbros whats the sitrep on TTD? are we on track? I just got off work.
>>484293689You sound like a Floridaman. Respect for standing your ground
>>484293689While valid, you're threadsplitting on purpose and that makes you a jewish faggot.Threadsplitting on purpose is ukraine general posting tier gay.
>>484293689ill take the more level headed anon over the "wahh wahh retard fuck" baking bad breadback to talking about staplers now? any news?
>>484293811>threadsplitting on purpose is "standing your ground"no that would be staying in the last thread silly anon
The democrats provide illegal immigrants with hotel rooms but nothing for American citizens made homeless by a natural disaster.The Department of Homeland Security funds an 800 bed shelter in Greensboro NC but North Carolina hurricane victims can not use it because it is for illegal immigrants.Proofs in this thread>>484232239
>>484293689two wrongs don't make a right, dickhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IlZczdZmZ4
>>484293877your birth being proof of this concept
>>484293767Det er slut bro. det er på vej direkte mod københavn.
>>484292940ever seen floridaman go camping in a hurricane?PNN is going to have a comfy camping stream at 8PM EST tonight
>>484292940where’s the multicam livestream? is naples going to get a firm pounding right in their judaism?
What kind of mental illness causes someone to have an absolute meltdown if they aren't the special snowflake to make the general thread every time? Absolute fucking mongoloids.
>>484294046>"anon" with his 4chan pass at 8pm tonight
>>484293767TTD warnings have been downgraded to watches. Total Venice retiree death watches have been upgraded into warnings.
>>484294059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZUAe9u5kc and max velocity searching for tornadoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDE
>>484294036Perfekt, jeg hader københavnere>>484294178Fuck, I was hoping for a comfy disaster evening. Thanks for the update
>>484294183I wish these ecelebs would wash out to fucking sea.
>>484294285>Check out these happenings, but don't forget to hit that bell, like and subscribe, thank the mods, let me pause this tornado warning to thank superchat
Milton, not good!
Based surfer bro is streaming https://youtube.com/watch?v=F0VpeaxMVxM&pp=ygUJam9vZ3NxdWFk
>>484294259TOTAL KØBENHAVNS DØD! Jylland bliver hovedstaden.
>>484293816Ignoring retards trying to split at 70 replies isn't 'threadsplitting on purpose', it's simply ignoring retards.
>>484294427>thank the modsyou just made me irationally angry at steve lookner despite not even having a stream from him up or anything.Holy shit I hate that kike
>>484294168George Flood was hilarious.>oh my god it's 4 inches of standing water on bayshore>i am totally trapped and unable to go ANYWHERE
>>484294059My life was ruined by a Naples jewess and I hope she suffers
>>484294509Newfriend, you use the threads up, you recycle them. Don't do the same stupid shit they did and then grandstand about it. That makes you jewish and possibly northern in constitution.
>>484294507God willing, burgerbro, God willing.
>>484294059>>484294594It's looking rough out there.
>>484294285>>484294427Id respect some drunk anon just going >ITS FUCKING HAPPENING While drinking and pointing at the screen more
>>484294558best part was when he revealed he got an uber to the bridge.
>>484294558SWATTED?
>>484294544Just as planned. > WOW DID YOU GUYS GE- OH MY GOSH YUGE EXPLOSION, YUUUUUGE EXPLOSION!
What's the two-week forecast?
>>484294663this part was my favorite>hey>wearing i love black people shirt>fix your camera bro
>>484294650
>>484294649Timestamp it
>>484294792100% chance of 2 more weeks
>>484294650kekcomfy livestream from the living room of an anon just yelling at his zeroturn mower and pointing at the tv where multiple streams are up.Sounds based.
>>484292940>TORNADIC SUPERCELLS FROM MILTON BEGINNING TO SWEEP ACROSS THE SOUTHERN FLORIDA PENINSULA :NHCStay safe burgers
>>484294823That old guy shilling IP2 was some shit kek
how is the evacuation going are all those highways still clogged to shit?
>>484294892kek i would watch
AAHHH GRUBHUB NOT TAKING ORDERS IN HERNANDO CO
>>484294852Oh just outside of Tampa, we've got barely a drizzle right now.Just been dicking around various locations up and down the coast in the sim.
>>484294944checked and kekd, what a comfy hurricane season
>>484294951Anyone who wanted out is already out.
real bake >>484289836real bake >>484289836real bake >>484289836real bake >>484289836
>>484293358Two threads
>>484295066checked kek wants another
>>484294966I think all of us will, its why that chanpass tranny is going to be such a bummer when he "streams" later.
>>484295066never forget...
>>484295197let me see if i can privately stream without doxing myself and i will
>>484295239man the feels
>>484295231
>>484295361>eyewall will go over my housei'll post it when it happens
>>484294852Are you so retarded the ultra obvious low quality graphics, shading, and lighting of the cockpit didn't give away that it's not real?
>>484294617>Don't do the same stupid shit they did and then grandstand about it.I didn't do that though, I just clicked on the bread that was posted when the old one hit 300 and now i'm here. Also this OP has a funnier image.
>>484295275If you sign up for youtubes just use a throwaway gmail and use no real names, same elsewhere. I've seen anons fuck that up before it happens.Also, think about where you're streaming ahead of time. Sadly people will try to troll you even during 10 feet of storm surge kek
>>484295483Never said you did, stated reality. This circle has now been squared kek
>>484295275It's probably easier to setup a kick account. Just make sure to use a throwaway email and the camera isn't pointing at anything that would give away your location.
How long until it gets spicy?
>>484295683In 14 hours landfall.
>>484295683By my calculations, two weeks from now.
>>484295683
also make sure to check out this storm development anons
Shits not so fucked. Downgraded to CAT 3 by the time it hits. Hyped up storm is slowing down. Tornado threat on the other hand is growing.
>>484295787I don’t understand why some anons are saying TTD is off the menu when they’re still going to get hit with a significant surge no matter what…
>>484296189Onto the next. What's the news on Milton JR
>>484295231For a second there, I read that header as >THE TIME IS QUICKLY COMING TO AN END FOR THE FLORIDA WEST COAST
>>484296242It's not outside of the cone. It would take a freak event. But this whole thing has been kinda freaky so it's not outside the realm of possibilities
I haven't seen a hurricane as hard to track as Milton kek. They literally said they have no idea where the eye will land.
>>484295838666 hand sign(・o・)
>>484295560well, now there's three threads and none at bump limit lmfao
>>484296253Clewiston, FL getting hit by a large tornado currently. PDS warning.
The eye is not gone. It just went ghost, incognito. Hiding in the wind with windy camo. Waiting in ambush
This is the one.TTD
>>484292940Any idea who or what is the (((designated target)))or is it a Demon-Stration of power?
>>484295683Two weeks.
>>484294168kek>>484294558it was. but a nigger isn't going to stick it out and camp through a hurricane.
>>484296459Zog is dividing us. But fr these threads are hitting bump limits pretty fast
>>484293877>484293877Might makes right, not that a leaf would know.
There's going to be 6 threads up at this rate
>>484296467Based
>>484295838Confirmation the hurricane will only wash out the undesirables
>>484296387it's had all sorts of anomalous behavior, it's current path is bizarre, it strengthened from tropical storm to cat 5 in 24 hours, it's SOLAR POWERED
>>4842967101812
Center line continues to drift South. This means Tampa will get nothing.
>>484296718Avoid tranny splitter threads
>>484296820I think there will be a north wobble and NHC is luring Tampa niggers into a false sense of security.
>>484296820Okay but there is still a dam in the middle of southern flordia that might get direct impact. And as we know American dams with hurricanes don't work well together
>>484296718and yet only one will have properly formatted youtube links>that's how you'll know you're in the non-tranny thread
>>484292940ROLLlNG FOR STRAIGHT UP THE CHESAPEAKE
>>484296718boards looking weird in general right now.
>>484296820Everyone by the eye is fucked regardless.TTD!
>>484296904Possibly but hopefully not.
>>484296718THE NUMBER OF THREADS WILL MATCH THE CATEGORY OF THE HURRICANE
>>484296904This shit is going straight up the Peace River.
>>484297135TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484294951>highways still clogged to shithighways stopped being clogged at all over 24h ago our system works better than yours, which is why we dominate the globe in most measurable metrics and you are some fake country that is allowed to exist. chiefly by our intervention.
>Average heading during the past 4 hours.>TTD IMMINENT
>>484297379
>>484293767TTD off the menu
i'm glad it's weakening at such a rapid rate. fuck category 5's and 4's. hope it drops to 2 before it hits.
can we start numbering these threads
>>484297453Should we start the next one at number 1?(or 0 because i'm a codefag)
>>484294178this. sad too because venice is fun for finding sharks teeth. I'd much rather TTD. I would be ok with no TTD if we got TMD or another NOLA Katrina. Those would be cool. Sad though. TTD needs to happen
>>484297516maybe we should name them like hurricanes
TWO TORNADOES TOUCH DOWN IN BROWARD COUNTY
>>484297660/milt/or was also thinking/chag/>comfy hurricanes [in the] atlantic general(convoluted, but inspired by previous general splits and how they ended up)
>>484297415I'm getting sleepy, is anyone else getting tired? I'm sure Tampa will be fine.....yawn you guys should get some rest. You won't miss anything I'm sure...
guys..
>mean forecast model shifting northanons...
>>484297839BASED BROWARD TORNADO CLEANSING THE KIKES AND NIGGER HAITIANS
>>484297414kek I made this back in 2017I still think I should have moved the text to 3 linesalso made this one
>cat 3 on landfall>missing Tampa and going south >instead of “unsurvivable storm surge of 15 feet” we get all of the water sucked out of the bayI’m going home I’m not wasting more money on a hotel room
>>484297923Drudge is bought by Jews who made it big in Google Stock since 2020
Fuck. It’s wobbling back north. Not good for Tampa.
TORNADO HITTING FLORIDAITS SO OVER
>>484298098>>484298034>>484297992>>484297928>>484297923>>484297911Tampafag here. I looked outside today and nearly shit my fucking pants. This is gonna kill my family bros. It's too late for us to leave and now my grandma is considering shooting herself to avoid the cat5 instead of drowning in it.
Itt: discord trannys who buy 4chan passes to shit up the board. Total tranny discord death.
>there are now three threadsgod dammit i hate newfags.
>>484297928What was previously thought of as shear disrupting the cane also turns out to have been an EWRC>It's going to get stronger and more well formed, the eye reformedTTD has never been more on the menu
>>484298150It's in the middle of nowhere swamp unfortunately.
>>484297430It's not weakening dummy
>>484298157real bake >>484296074real bake>>484296074real bake >>484296074real bake >>484296074
>>484298034The chicken tenders sub from Publolix is extremely overrated
>>4842982013 threads3 hurricanes As promised
>>484298201As long as someone keeps making threads with working links in the OP I'll be in that one.
>>484298252I post in thread with most repliesSimple as
>>484298248what do you call it when a category 5 turns into a category 4 overnight?
>>484298213You're right it's a nothingburger...yawn you should really get some sleep anon. Nothing to see here today.
>>484296820Other models show it moving up
>>484298155livestream granny for future generations
>>484298295Valid I just hate threadsplitting retards who think this shit is about updoots and heckin preddit gold.The raids the last couple days are tiresome and not in the way these retard trannies intended.
>>484298275can be really good if you bring it home and add chick fil a sauce
>>484298157you goofy retard, i made that image pointing out the other guy (splitter) buying a passall you have to do is look at the OP and ask "are the youtube links well-formatted"and you can tell which thread was made by someone who isn't a faggot>but you already know this, don't you
>>484295361let's fucking go Tampa bros...
>>484298325Expect it's still a cat 5...
>>484298326its a GATORNADO get it
>>484293860Bitch, I ain't reading that
>>484298155grow up pussy. this isn't the first nor will it be the last. literally drive a couple miles inland and nothing happens.
>>484298447Its a hurricane, why would you weaken it to a tornado class? northerners are insufferable.
>>484298420He is a discord tranny that jerks off the faggot confederate meteorologist. Are you one of those trannys too?
Tornado warning in Naples
>>484298505dipshit im talking about the tornado over alligator alley
>>484298447Nice portmanteau. Why the hell did they go with sharknado?
My grandma lives in Amelia island and her caretaker hasn’t brought her to a shelter yet
>>484294668This was comfy. Did he ever get an uber?
>>484298591nice try memeflaggot no one believes you, you've been shitting up threads crying about gatornado for awhile now
>>484292940yeah hurricanes are windy but what about Israel fighting for its life?
"Lightning is like no-ones ever seen?https://conservativeus.com/hurricane-milton-lifelong-floridians-shocked-by-unprecedented-lightning-in-unedited-two-minute-video-truth-is-stranger-than-fiction/
>>484298620sharknado has to fight meth gator, duh. Its like you don't even plan out cinematic universes or something! (meth gator is a real b movie btw)
>>484298252Trannies keep trying to split the thread with ai slop bullshit.
>>484298563are you retarded?CM et al. are in the other thread literally jerking each other off right now>>484298438>>484298473this thread exists to NOT contain that faggotry
>>484298648Call an Uber to go get her anon, or the police. There are emergency services for disabled people as well. Get her out of there now.
>>484292940Another x class cme coming our way.We are cooked, or by the sun or by globohomo ((hidden)) weather/climate tech.
>>484298774free ubers with code >MILTONRELIEF
>>484298776>EYE REFORMING>CME INBOUND>SOLAR POWERED SUPER DEATH MILTON>TRACK MOVING NORTH>TTDTTD>TTDTTD
>PSST, TIME FOR A WHOPPERUh what the fuck did burger king mean by this?
Jeff is live on Twitter and screaming at tiny tornado.https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1eaKbaleLkaxX
>>484296820GONNA GO LIKE THIS
The sky is angry this day, my friends.
>>484298034>>484297414it's crazy see images i made years ago still being posted and other anons taking credit
It's a cat 6 now
>>484298772I am retarded. And thank you for providing a thread free of discord trannies. Should be able get these freaks addresses and pay them a visit. Bet they would be dilating
>>484298939TOTAL WASHINGTON DC DEATH LETS GOOOO
>>484299029None of them live in Florida so it would be a waste of time
It's going to be a nothingburger, isn't it
last call to evacuate
Anybody have that link to why hurricane season is crazier this year?
>12-15 foot storm surge expected in tampaREEE HURRICANE MILTON, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
>>484299118You've still got about 8 hours to come down here and fuck around maple indiacuck
>>484299118It's already a nothingburger.
>>484296718Make it 10
>>484299191It's not.
>>484293689CM not discord fag. U R.
>>484299118hopefully.
>>484294183Fuck Max Velocity arrogant much education fuckerBeing a meteorologist is not hard if you’re wrong you just blame bad data
WHERES MY STAPPPLER TAMPA
>>484299118You faggots said helene was a nothingburger too. I nearly died by a pine tree.
May the universe have mercy upon the white anons who wont make it tonight.
>>484299170FUCK YEAHHHHHH BROTHER
about what time will shit start popping off and the livestreamers start streaming? i'm tired and i'm not sure if i should crash out or not because if i do, i'll be out for like 6 hours.
>>484299334in Sarasota
>>484299339Helene was a nothingburger.
>>484299278People were floating around some link that discussed various things about it, I'm just trying to find that
Nothing ever happens
>>484299386In about 8h shit gets serious AF
>>484299386Even if you crash out for 6 hours you'll be waking up to the begining OF THE END lol
>>484299386Nothing is happening until about 8pm EST
>>484292940This has got to be the most over-hyped rainstorm in history.Except it's not even raining.Are they hyping this as a distraction?
>>484299386In like 5 hours
>>484299386Well if they don't get arrested and beat by pigs first
>>484299415My cousins house was completely destroyed by a pine tree.
migrate >>484296074migrate >>484296074migrate >>484296074migrate >>484296074
>>484299545Just stop.
>>484299545they're literally discussing reddit in that thread. go away.
can someone explain why they put sand on the streets wtf? sandbags i understand, but why just sand that doesn't make sense
>>484295472>low quality graphics>ray tracing so good the reflections of the instruments in the canopy glass move in real time displaying actual atmospheric conditionsFuck you, nigger. Lets see your potato run it.
>>484293860>it's just an election spoofShould have known.
>>484299545very very sad and pathetic
>>484297923new wojak drop?
>>484299488>Are you knifing by shitskins as a parliamentary boogaloo?
>>484299488Given the power of the hurricane. it's still underhyped. Some news fags still talk about irrelevant politics. It's a massive amount of energy about to be unleashed
>>484299539Sorry.
>>484299545nah I'm inclined to keep thread splitting until I lose power
>>484299600sand is on the street from the storm surge of Helene that just a week ago
>>484299545Niggerfaggot
>>484299281Cm is a discord tranny. Kill yourself.
>>484299334>STAPPPLER
>>484299700wait, what, for real? lolGod really hates america
>>484298965I literally still have the psd
>>484299545I'm just not going to.
>>484299600>>484299748retard anon... pls
>>484299689Her husband is a doctor in Augusta GA. She was asleep because the original track showed it staying west. He was working night shift and saw it heading their way. He went home, woke her up, and took her to the hospital for safety. The tree fell on their bedroom
fake and gay
>>484298868we literally just got another x-class flare about 5 minutes ago
>>484299545nah dog>>484299820lucky
>>484299748yes, the whole of west Florida barriers islands got inundated with storm surge. In middle of cleanup and this fucker comes. PS, Im going to take a direct here if current course holds. Pray for me /pol
>>484295153>tfw no skinny brown gfyou americans are lucky bastards
>>484299865'fraid it's real and gay
>People STILL worried about this "storm"It's going to collapse into cat3. Stop with your faggotry, tourists.
>>484299812Tanya the Evil s2 when?
>>484299946are you in the hurricane zone? why?
>>484299488It’s been raining all day where I am.t. Citrus County (north of Tampa for you Yanks)
>>484299965americans are lucky mofos
Merely the foreplay ;) You want more?
The hurricane is rapidly evaporating. Barely an eye. Thanks for playing
>>484300094yes, about 1 mile inland from where it is heading. Power will go out first. Hoping roof makes it.
>>484300094niggers and fema niggers loot
>>484300109unironically it's also been raining the whole day since yesterday here, we have flood warning as well WTF
>>484300142They're a tiny minority within the category of brown girls here, unfortunately. Stocky northern Mexican is far more common, where they look good through their teens and very rapidly balloon.
Dozens of anons ITT will be dead by Friday.
>>484300193just flee bro >>484300195just start a new life somewhere else where no niggers and fema can track you
>>484295239>slaps his own fivebased
>>484300172that is a fucking insane thing to see in florida, like that nigger just teleported from the midwest
>>484300094Millions of people are in the 'hurricane zone' it covers more than half the state, or in other words 500x the area of your entire country.
muh sebben fiddyhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/zZco2BiII8I
>>484300172Typical Florida camry
So with the mandatory evacuation in effect, if a cop sees you outside do they do anything?
>>484300272Funny thing is these won't be reported by the government as actually happening
>>484300192kwab.Good. Though we're already getting tornados in SWFL. Milton can kindly fuck off.
>>484300284i would immediately flee
>>484300250>he can find thicc latinas into white guys with easeyou lucky lucky bastard
>>484300272Uh... most hurricanes form tornadoes and we deal with water spouts and tornadoes monthly. What are you talking about?
>>484300265NIGGERS are everywhere. You can't escape NIGGERS the jews have made sure of that. As soon as we colonize the moon or mars, the jews will make sure NIGGERS are part of the colonizers.
>>484300172>>484300272was that today?Weather manipulation by kikes confirmed
>>484300298>https://www.bitchute.com/video/zZco2BiII8IHere -https://www.bitchute.com/video/zZco2BiII8I
>>484300345Too late. Roads are gridlocked, no gasoline in the stations, food and water out of stock. Everything closed. If you haven't left yet you are dead.
>>484300372There's thick and then there's brick walls. I imagine if you're a white Dutch guy you could easily take a trip to northern Mexico or Guatemala and get one real quick if you're into that.
>>484300400just flee to antartica bro, i'l join a norwegian or russian camp there and chill through starlink on /pol/
>>484300372See when people like you fantasize about latinas you think of those photoshopped images posted on here. Most "latinas" in florida now are 4' tall squat little goblins from guatemala and the like. We don't get many mexican beaners anymore sadly. Those I didn't mind, they want to be white so fucking bad they almost behave. Its the dominicans, puerto rican NIGGERS, etc that you get along with squatemalans now. They smell, they hate you, they refuse to speak english, and they take constant grants and welfare.
>>484300468he thinks they'll just jump on the tube and land in georgia
>>484300468WHY? That doesn't make sense, it doesn't have negatives to keep roads open, no?literally dead by government, what a satanic country
>>484300405yes, and kikes are already doing their thing, like this one>>484300397yes, hurricanes form tornadoes and we deal with water spouts and tornadoes, but not like THAT tornado in that imageand Milton isn't even here yet
>>484300067Not soon enough.
>>484300405Yeah, it's currently happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCGlIzOXlYMultiple tornados
>>484300546what about escape drones
Stay safe, burgers
>>484300559Yes, specifically like that. And yes, this is when they form, from the wind band passes by.Anon I'm not going to be rude and suggest you're a northerner but you're acting VERY suspect right now...
Will /pol/ improve or downgrade after all floridian anons die?
>>484300490no they have to be american and they have to get me a greencard so i can get out of here>>484300531>4' tall squat little goblins from guatemala and the like.mogs every ugly malformed farmer phenotype girl here desu
>>484300607WAS ZUM FICK? Did that just appear on land? How is that possible?
>>484300468Yeah gas stations have been out of gas around here for days. I was shocked how quickly people sucked it dry in this storm. I think the devastation in NC from the last hurricane spooked people.
passed out drunk 6 hours ago, what did i miss
>>484299597Where did these faggots come from? We need some serious goreposting to send them back >go home, niggers
>>484300555Nobody closed any roads, retard. Everyone that was scared into leaving did so two days ago and they bought all the gas when they did.The rest of us that know whats up are just hunkered down and waiting for it to pass by.
Why do you need to evac if you are in an apartment building with enough food and water?
>>484300636>>484300397Tornadoes that powerful and long lived are VERY rare from landfalling hurricanes and especially Florida, especially that far south
>>484300710TTD has been cancelledTotal 55+ community death is on
>>484300753are you for real?you're about to die anon, i pray for you
>>484300607It is indeed happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDE
>>484300681No they really don't anon. You are getting confused. You don't want to get into beastiality.
CNN CONFIRMS TOTAL SARASOTA ANNIHILATIONGodspeed
>>484300681Get a work visa and be a dishie or something in Texas then.
>>484298939No it won't fuck off I'll kill you
>>484300696Yeah, that one emerged west of Clewiston in Floridahttps://x.com/NWSMiami/status/1844036587052769740
>>484300815finally a happening
>>484299684If it doesn't cause massive destruction imagine how disappointed people all over the world are going to be. Where will that energy go?
Water's rising
>>484300555Do you have any fucking idea how large florida is? It takes 10 hours and 3 tanks of gasoline driving at 75mph to get from Sarasota to the Georgia border. It takes almost 4 hours to get to the east coast of Florida driving 75mph. The best someone could do with a full tank is get to central Florida, if the roads weren't gridlocked with traffic. If you can find a hotel with a room anywhere within 100 miles of an evac zone you will be lucky. And that's if you have money for a hotel.
>>484300787And yet, they happen everytime SWFL gets a hurricane. Happened with helene 2 weeks ago.Hurricanes aren't a joke unlike some of these trannies like to spam nonstop. Doesn't matter if he's a category 5 or 1 he's still doing damage.
>>484300907use this for europeans
BAKING
>>484300818it's grim here anon it really is>>484300830that's not how it works and also that's beneath me
>>484300907should have taken the train 3 days ago you would be now in NYC
JAX mayor livestream has a literal FtM tranny doing sign language rt now. What demonic shit is this
>>484300975That is unironically way better than brown round goblins who are incapable of speaking english and will loot your cartilage while you sleep to send it back to their relatives.
>>484300910NOT tornadoes like that retardTropical tornadoes are typically weaker and short lived.
FRESH>>484301078
TORNADO WOOKEEP SHOOTIN'
>>484292940Milton tongue my anus. > eerily calm here atm
migrate from loserville >>484296074migrate from loserville >>484296074migrate from loserville >>484296074migrate from loserville >>484296074
>>484301076Yes, tornadoes like that retard. I've lived here all my fucking life and this is not some anomaly during a hurricane.
>>484301076>>484300910>>484301202Forgot pichttps://www.nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/hazards.php
someone make the real new
>>484300975she looks like she genuinely has down syndrome lmao but on the topic of brown goblins >>484301058 i've seen some of them here anon and they don't look human, not even in a joking way when you see them they look like they are actual animals most of the time its very concerning
Please pray for the six million Israeli refugees in their luxury condos in Florida. Sad !
>>484300250321 anons, a humble request, if you are at all able to post during the worst of it or afterward give updates on how bad it looks. Im getting my shit together to be ready to head down from several states away. But if its just gonna be like irma was I'll turn around.
>>484301245migrate from loserville >>484296074
>>484301202So have I for 30+ years, and I've been tracking and studying them with interest for nearly 20 years.
>>484301231Guess you're just trolling at this point. Hope you're not in florida but if you are stay safe.
>>484301379You just gonna ignore facts and go with muh gutokay shit for brains
>>484301058i'll take that trade it's okay>>484301281show me I want to see them
>>484301058>will loot your cartilage while you sleep to send it back to their relatives.
>>484301376>>484301467...I'm telling you this is not uncommon, we get bad tornadoes every hurricane in SWFL, and instead of using actual data, you're ranting and raving as if you're a memeflag.Relax. Wake up. Don't fear monger needlessly. There are people who are actually worried who actually live in these areas.
>>484301504I don't have any pictures unfortunately ( or fortunately lmao) I just remember seeing a group of small fat things at the gas station with fat pitted faces and very wide mouths and they didn't have any familiarity to them like what you get when you look at other humans
>>484301686Agree, we've had waterspouts with tropical storms and less. Seemed to happen more in the late 90s early 00s though.
>>484301467he's just one of the fags in the CM et. al tranny group, we can ignore himanyone from florida can look at that tornado and tell you something isn't right, and we don't even need facts to know that, it's in our gut
>>484301821Another one just popped up by downtown fort myers.Milton needs to calm his ass down a bit.
>>484300681>mogs every ugly malformed farmer phenotype girl here desuyou have no idea what you're saying. I see this a lot from Scandis and the Dutch for some reason you people are morons on certain topics.>>484300975>encountersKEK I lost hard. That word choice really got me I literally spat out some of my coffee. But even that is nothing. I don't have images saved of the goblinas I have in mind because it would put a curse on my PC. If you don't want to believe me so be it.
lol, confirmed nothingburger. should have stayed home and play some fortnite drinking some beer instead of going to some shelter or driving out
>>484301725>>484302060i want my own 'ogra de las americas' gf i'm working on a compilation of these creatures I see here.
>>484293860Holy shit it's true, America will be taking in all those Afghan(Gazan) refugees
>>484295435Thanks anon. It actually will be flying over many anons houses. So your sarcasm is wasted here tranny
>>484299476Did it get delayed? I remember yesterday it was expected for today to hit
>>484294168>hurricoonlmaooo
>>484298495Can confirm. Inlandfag here. Weather.com says winds will peak at 34mph, not including gusts. It's a nothingburger
>>484298275You need saucebbq buffallo or hot honeythe chicken tender parm is solid too
>>484302942yeah the chat was pretty good on that one. Wanted him to come back to the bridge for this storm so he could hunt an uber again.
>>484298275You are a bastard and will burn in hell for eternity
How many hours till the kino starts?
