>NOAA QRD...ENSURE YOU HAVE MULTIPLE WAYS TO RECEIVE WEATHER WARNINGS... ...1200 PM EDT POSITION UPDATE...12:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.0°N 84.2°WMoving: NE at 17 mphMin pressure: 931 mbMax sustained: 145 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCGlIzOXlYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkgcmpMr8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKgbLJ4cafUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAHfiDnIB4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gFEfDAkA8>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>NotesThe jannies have spoken. The anon rebellion against CM et. al has been won. Today is a joyous day. Years of corruption have been purged. Celebrate!>Previous>>484301078
Tampa getting blown all the way to Africa
MASS FLORIDA DEATH. BEANERS WASHED OUT TO SEA.
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!!
These tornados are wild. Stressful
waiting for comfy storm livestreams
Weakening at 3+ mbar per hour. Extrapolate that to landfall, and you’re looking around 964mbar around landfall. It’s truly over. Happening canceled. Tampa wins again. Like always.
>>484304362It might help with thread splitting if you announce BAKING in all caps around 300 posts, and then, when you link the new thread, put it like thisNEW>>484304362>>484304362>>484304362instead of one link and no caps
'NADO IN NORF FORT MYERS
>>484304428TornAIDS confirmed
TOTAL SHOOVY INCARCERATION
I'm praying for some crazy miracle it strengthens again
sorry boyos but Tampa is going to make itSarasota is NGMI
CROCNADOS LAUNCHING CROCS AT HIGH SPEED. NO SURVIVORS
>suncoast estates hit with Tornadolol, that a rich fag area?
please stay safe
>hurricanes come around>Floridians are the least concerned postersFeels goodman
>>484304444Nice
yeah this never woulda happened if we just voted for niggajeetala harris yall
How many hrs to landfall?
>>484304543It's literally a giant mobile home park full of hicks. The worst place a tornado could be.
The democrats provide illegal immigrants with hotel rooms but nothing for American citizens made homeless by a natural disaster.The Department of Homeland Security funds an 800 bed shelter in Greensboro NC but North Carolina hurricane victims can not use it because it is for illegal immigrants.Proofs in this thread>>484232239
>it is too late to evacuateOut of timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbUQaEW1-Q
Anons the wind is starting to pick up where i am… Not memeing or joking. Wtf. Bonita springs are there any tornados near us?
>>484304543a little context almost all the "coastal real estate" are highly expensive rich fag areas so it is a bit humorous they nearly drown from a light drizzle every so often
>>484304632LANDFALL DOESNT MATTER. ITS THE CROCNADOS THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE
>>484304656no big loss then
anyone watch the matlacha bridge cameras while the two sheriffs had a waterspout blow by them? another on heading up from 41 to north fort myers
>>484304484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWuOYBET_n0This dude is going to drive to the direct path of the hurricane
>>484304362Potential TTD + confirmed TND (Total Namefag Death)Already kino and it hasn't even reached land.
>>484304518That bald cop was such a fucking cunt kekI wonder what they were told was going on to respond like that. Surprised they even did.
>everyone fear mongering Tampa turned out to be full of shit, again.
Woooooooooo!
>8 -12 inches of rain forecasted for my area
Can memes defeat a hurricane?
>>484304744I hate that jew so much I hope he drowns and his corpse is brought back to jersey.I said comfy, not eceleb. I get how that might be confused though.
>>484304504the thread splitting started purely because i had mentioned in the OP that CM was a discord fag and a NOAA plant, but your point still standsI have been announcing BAKING around 300 posts in all caps, but i'll make sure the new thread is a bit more visible
YOUTUBE LINKSMax Velocity - radar and commentary (better than Ryan Hall)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDEWFLA - Tampa Bay local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXtB4zjhME10 Tampa Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg8AsnfGYCkFOX 13 Tampa Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeM0yysoyhkRyan Hallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-V_YnmER0YReed Timmerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZMABC Action News - Tampa Bay ABC affiliatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFr7I1nxhZMSouthern Life - Bradenton beach camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_a44xsaYscNBC2 - Fort Myers local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQJLR Investigates - on the ground driving in Tampahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWuOYBET_n0The Launch Pad - traffic cam multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZUAe9u5kcStorm Chaser Vince Waelti - driving around Port Charlottehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKx2BelZcEStorm Chaser Brandon Copic - driving around Kissimmeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62IYRIJLbIEvan Fryberger - radar and commentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkgcmpMr8gWPBF - West Palm Beach local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68T8etedYfIEarthCam - beach views multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6QWKMG - Orlando local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExM5LPFelACruise Ships Live - beach views multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbkR1n6QZDQ
>>484304706Cope
>>484304769It’s literally over. Its cat 2 at landfall.
>>484304362I am coming for you thirdies of tampa
I'm going to stream tonight. I'm at ground zero in Bradenton. anyone want to help me test the stream if I go live now. I'll go outside.
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL FLYING CROC TO YOUR FACE
>>484304537SRQ-Anon here. F.
just keep in mind a lot of the streamers are jews from out of state chasing the storm for money or old fat lesbians that purchased a property in a puddle location for the "social media potential"
>>484304850It's not the windspeed that's going to drown these hicks, it's the massive stormsurge 10ft of water
>>484304874Good luck bud
>chase out the weatherfagskinda sillypost data
TORNOGATOR SPOTTED. GATORS CONFIRMED AT 120MPH
>>484304976Honestly I'm just watching to see the dude get swept up by 100 MPH winds and drown
Guys the Ducks are not evacuatingWhy should I?
>>484304362i want to see things getting blown around and boats flying through the air but its all boring streams about staying safe
>>484304362how do they keep getting away with it?
>>484304988he is just talking shit anyways. The storm will be at the upper bounds of cat 3 or low cat 4 on landfall. Best to regex filter all "nothingburger" jeets
B R E A K I N G## ADVISORY WARNING ##THE BRIE FROM HELENE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, ANONS......PLEASE BRING CRACKERS TO DEAL WITH THE BRIE FALLING ON YOU
>>484304976who cares
>>484304988Surge isn’t going to be as bad as originally predicted now. And it’s going to hit south of Tampa. Which means the water will be pulled out of the bay. It’s over. Tampa wins.
>>484304362>/AHSG/ is now a numbered generalBots took over. General is fucked.
12 hours out and we got big ass tornado's taking out the power rip
>>484305091because it's literally 10 hours from landfall
>>484304988it's not 10ft of water its 10ft of water above sea level. 5 feet of that doesn't even make it past the beach or levy. The next 5 feet will not even make it a mile inland. dont believe the jewmongering
Eyewall replacement in the next hour.Cat 5 landfall.Total tampa death
>>484304835I CANT CHOOOOOOSE
>>484304484Dunno if this guy is any good but he's had cams of the storm and stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDE
>>484304362>Tampa fags think a slight shift 12 hours out means they're safeDo you guys even Florida?
Digits and its happening
>>484305172god damn it i've been jewed again
>>484305120No I’m right. It’s weakening at 3+ mbar per hour. So when you extrapolate that data until landfall, it’s around 964mbar at landfall. Thats a fact. Its done. Dumb kraut.
>When waffle houses close in the "South" you know the situation is serious.Are waffles in Florida the equivalent of Gyros in Greece?
>Confederate Meteorologist nowhere to be founddid he died?
>>484305153i did it to more obviously differentiate the splits without completely renaming it (which would kill momentum, something the splitters wanted)since the>BASED JANNIESare now nuking the fuck out of the splitters, i can probably just stop numbering them
Damn
REED TIMMER INBOUNDREPEATREED TIMMER IS INBOUNDhttps://x.com/ReedTimmerUSA/status/1844045720057434129
CROCS FOUND VIA RADAR WITH FLUGHT TRACKER TRANSPONDERS. 150MPH CONFIRMED
Last digit is category of storm at landfall
>>484304544fuck them
>>484305308wish that was ukraine
>>484305381god damnit way to ruin TTD for us
BRIDGES CLOSED MILTON EFFECTS EXPECTED TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY SEEK SHELTER NEW PROJECTIONS INDICATE LANDFALL POSSIBLE AROUND 8 PM AS STORM IS ACCELERATING
>>484305316I wouldn't want to be wherever he's streaming from
>>484305285No actually we have great gyros too.
https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/g3ysdLmExEw/youtube even though i don't like the one faggot him driving is comfy
>>484304544>stay safehas a more normie phrase ever existed
>>484305381>1Happening over
>>484305221Yeah not a fan of ecelebs. Thanks though. using https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/g3ysdLmExEw/youtube for now
>>484305249>>484305381It's joever
cant even enjoy the hurricane with all the hysterics >>484305381confirmed nothingburger
>>484305300Get it together OP and link the new thread in the old one around 300 if you want the thread splitting to stop.
>>484305223let's be honest here, the thing is going more and more north, why would it turn West suddenly ? is it a usual behavior in this area ?
>>484305308OH NO ISRAEL 666 GORILLIONS MORE FOR ISRAEL GIVE YOUR RESTORED PLASTIC FORESKINS TO THE KIKERINOS OR DRUMP WILL NOT GET HIS JOO JOO CUM
spinner jew on nbc2
>>484304706shot guns ready
Jeff is tornado chasing live on X.
Estero FL here. My family is worried now with all the tornado warnings. taking a hot shower after bringing in some lingering yard items/plants from the heavy rain.about to get COMFY. any suggestions for movies to watch tonight? im feeling a batman movie
Bro wtf is up with these tornados. It wasn’t nearly this many during ian
>9 tornado warnings in FL as an appetizerit's completely over
>>484305249>>484305381rerolling for Florida getting split in two
My neighborhood's so ghetto I just know one random gust of wind will blow out my power hours before Milton even arrives.
>>484305308That's some ol Oklahoma fuckshit.LOTS of chaos flowing around the earth right now, the solar maximum is maximizing entropy globally which is why everything's so insane right now.We are at the mercy of Old Sol.
SW quad has 85 knot FL winds. Accept that it’s over. Rapidly weakening and getting fucked by the shear. Like I knew would happen. Tampa undefeated.
>>484305531I did>484304389put your glasses on old man.like another anon noted though, I'll try to make the announcements more visible>for blind bats like you
>>484305300Nah, all inorganic generals are numbered. /uhg/, /chug/, /chip/. Etc. you fucked up. Now I’m just going to shitpost
>>484304779>still have bad flooding from the previous weather
Oh Lawd!He be coming!
any bros near coral? reports of tornados ripping the town a new one
>>484305619is she 13 or 35?
>>484305540because the hardrock prevents TTD. this has been answered over and over for decades. storms can't hit tampa even if we meme late into the night
>>484305587wow I love this one
>>484304874Stay safe, anon, can you get a trip or a name so we can find you in the threads ?PS : We now all remember Houma anon and his pigs
>>484305598Link?
>storm of tornadoes all across the state before the main eventlmao literally biblical
>>484304835MOREConnor Croff - chasing in Zolfo Springshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKWEZOzxk0Jayjack Storm Trax - chasing in Fort Myers/Sarasotahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im54DdBnJEkFOX 35 Orlando - local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-kFreddy McKinney - chasing in Zolfo Springshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jGMdWR2Ic
>>484305600stop using your phone in the shower anon..
>>484305506I don't know him from adam, but he's been showing footage
>>484305445the gyros are average. my ex-roastie made me meet her family there to eat flaming cheese because they were greek or some shit. Food was decent but not top tier mediterranean as a hrvat
>>484304362>Today is a joyous daytyb
>>484305453thoughts and prayerspeace for [instertglowniggersopcountry]
>>484304444Uh oh ITS HAPPPPPPEENNNNNING
>>484305609>CATEGORY 9holy fuck
>>484305340HURRIGATORS
>>484305665I have a coworker there. Haven’t heard from them in about 20 minutes. I hope they are ok
>>484305308unironically there are tornadoes flying over my house
>>484305737clearwater cams are showing opposite of storm surge. it's Irma 2.0
Any reports of major damage from any of the tornadoes yet?
>>484305771Gatornaders.
Alright do you post on /g/, /v/ or /co/?
>>484305619No honking milk tanks = not jew
>>484305671Kike, 0 out of 10
>>484305445Holy shit this looks so fucking cringe. But I guess better than no gyros-slop
Windspeed status?
>>484305723don't thank me, thank the janitorsany anon could have resisted CM et. al, but only a janitor had the power to utterly destroy them
>>484305630We are counting on you!
>>484305540idk dude ask Melvin
>>484304484
>>484305600You should watch gone fishinits florida kino>>484305671yes
It’s literally nothing Just some rain
>>484305855Last croc was clocked at 150 mph. There were no survivors
Jannies lub NUMBered generals.Watch # 33.We C U.
What category are we at?
NE quad(strongest part) is now down to 121knt at FL. Next update it will be a cat 3. It’s literally over. It won’t even complete the EWRC because the shear is going to fuck it up.
>>484305815No because anyone hit by them isn't fucking recording but is getting out. The sun has come out again for a while, weather has calmed in 239 for the time being.
>>484305917Sorry, I always got them wrong
>>484305848its one of the only and biggest greek area in these parts. Which is like an italian neighborhood in texas, like fully americanized and don't know it. But it's decent enough
>>484305848Actually a pretty cool town. founded by greek spongers back in the 1890s I believe. very comfy
>>484305775She’s not answering. Oh God man
>>484305708I get it, I just can't stand the ecelebs in general especially the fake weather ones who fearmonger.When helene went to georgia none of the fucking faggots went there. They stayed in florida.>>484305840kek look at that beak though>>484305936I said comfy. Anime trannies who pay for passes don't count as comfy.
>>484304770>Woooooooooo
My friends in fort myers are getting non-stop tornadoes and hearing explosion sounds
>still a cat 4 latest updatebased milton
>935mbIts over
>>484305848I fuckin love gyros
Downtown fort myers about to get a tornado
>>484305671Her face is 35 but that ass is 13No waitCaptcha: HOMOHKek
>>484306003its down to 3 but anons delude themselves and hope for a 4. it will be a harsh storm but nothing kino. only the truly poor, weak or the retarded will die.
>>484306073kek shit looks chaotic following the tornados myself
>>484306073tell him to take pics
>>484306072while this is aislop garbage the idea of chicken tendercane or a tendienado is scary
>>484306073Sebring,, lake placid getting fucked with nados
>>484306073that's WWIII, please see the related threads
>literally everything coming on shore in south Florida has a tornado
>>484306068
>>484306073your deceased friends
>>484306073haarp is doin shit i keep hearing the atmosphere humming and we're all getting headaches
Tornados everywhere. This is fucking crazy. Is it gonna be like this til landfall?
A gator just flew over my house
>it’s already a cat 2 lmao happeningfags btfo once again
>>484306012It's strengtening back to cat 5. It exceeds projections currently.
>>484306089when I checked 3-4 hours ago it was 915 mB so nothing burger ?
>baed janni--You are not a woman You will never be a womanYou are man who mutilated yourself for attention Now you crotch is bleeding and rotting While excrement shart and piss drips everyday Do a backflip and stream it faggot, Epstein style
>>484305812Patience
It is never happening huh?
WALKING AROUND DISNEY WORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_tWsYsy9g
>>484306056it's too late, anon, the corpse is still warm but you have no idea where it landed
>>484304444TAMPA BRIDGES ATE SHUT DOWN. They just announced bridges are shut down!!!! Shit is about to get comfy as hell!
>>484306187No it’s not you fucking dumb kraut. It is weakening here on out. There will be absolutely zero RI. It’s done.
>>484306177HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL CROCS. YOU CHOSE THIS
Dude this is fucked. Downtown fort myers looks like it has a tornado touching down
>>484306223cities getting wrecked by tornados right now plus surge,floods will be good aftermath kino
>>484304444
TORNADO DAMAGE IN FORT MYERShttps://x.com/aaronjayjack/status/1844059148134253053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im54DdBnJEk
>>484306284She was genuinely a nice older lady. I really hope she and her family are ok
>>484305600Dollars trilogy. A few dollars more is underapprecited. Watching the trilogy straight through I feel it really shines though
>>484306256oh man but he won't be here tonight when it starts
>>484306137>its down to 3no it isn't1pm update is 145mph 935mbsolidly cat4
>>484306038>>484306050At least if you guys find it nice then even better. >Greek spongersBased Kalymnos island spongers, also made cool songs that we sing todayToo bad half of them died prematurely from all the free diving.
7 TORNADO WARNINGS ON THE GROUND
May God protect all the sexy skinny Latinas.
>>484306342hopefully he gets jayjacked off into a tornado
>>484306223It'll be bad for a select few but for the most part business as usual by next Monday
>>484306137There's a bunch of supercells breaking out in ESE Florida right now, these things are gonna mean fucking business, and are by far the most serious problem until the hurricane nears the coast.
>>484306317>>484306342wait you guys have hurricanes AND tornados ?Maybe get the lgbt and abortion thing a bit down ?
>7 tornado warnings in Flrodia before the storm even makes landfall.What in the world is happening?
>RYAN HALL YA’LL SAID ITS HAPPENING!!!
>>484305600The Perfect Storm, obviously.
>>484306312gatornados are out... GATORCANES ARE IN
>>484306137>storm about to cause 100 billion+ in damage in one of the nations fastest growing metro areasNOTHINGBURGER NOTHING TO SEE HERE WTF THE WIND IS ONLY 150 MPH INSTEAD OF 200
>>484306306Run saaar run, plenty of tornados to look out for :)
is it really going to be another 12 hours before anything interesting happens
>>484304444Checked...
>>484306437THE END
>>484306347cell towers are certainly having a bad day, anon, no worry
Scary pepe
941 here. It's starting.
>>484306443who? sounds like a fag
>>484306443I've been watching Max Velocity
>lee county, have received, texts, alerts, warnings, and now a fucking phone call about tornadosYou I think swfl may be getting tornadoes right now you guys.
>>484306137Hey guys let's listen to weather advice from a guy who is dealing with a category 5 Muslim invasion in his country.
>>484306366It’s weakening at 3+mbar per hour. You extrapolate that to landfall and it will be around 963mbar. It is fucking over. There is no more intensification. It’s rapidly weakening.
>>484306342The destruction BEGINS
>>484306475there is interesting stuff happening right now. theres like a dozen tornadoes on the ground.
>tfw there's no longer a fort in Fort Myers
239 chilling with no power and a moscow mule, I got a book and it's comfy
>>484306489She’s been texting the group chat for work all morning
>>484306488checked
>>484306437Wind speed changes direction with height, dry air aloft. The wind sheer that's weakening the hurricane is amplifying the tornadic cells.
>>484306526>Unironically Spamming SharknadoGay shit, I bet you laugh at fart jokes
when will the sharknado hit?
>"slight" risk for tornadoes>everything is tornado warned
Wow another gay ass nothing burger
>>484306256These people are ridiculous.Consooomers til the end.
>>484306342holy fuck
Godspeed Floridanons
>>484306573Whereabouts? Probably from one of the nados
pubsubs? checkbooze? check frens? check yep, its /ahsg/ time
>>484304428seems happening
>>484306552There will be tomorrow
>>484306524>and just got another automated phone call......OK I GET IT I WILL SEEK SHELTER*adjusts in comfy chair a little*
REPORTS FOR 40,000 DEAD BRAIN DAMAGED BEANER FLORIDIANS. NUMBER EXPECTED TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY
>>484306342fucker hasn't even landed yet and shits already fucked
>>484304444You finally get
Why are there 5 other hurricane threads?! wtf is this
thread themehttps://youtu.be/DeumyOzKqgI?feature=shared
>>484304362I live in St. Augustine, FL. How will the hurricane effect me?
>>484306608Excuse me but that's a GATORnado
>>484306723I got a tree fort that counts right?
>>484306608>sharknadoI guess people in Argentina don't have eyes or brains?
>>484306537>linear extrapolation like a retardriveting
I left pinellas to go to orlando, how bad is it gonna be here?
>>484306573cheers, anongenerator time is comfy time
>>484305679alligator falling on your head
>>484306769discordniggers
>>484306537Literally a demoralization shillImagine shilling against a natural disaster.. holy shit
>>484306730Yeah it’s every five minutes. They need to understand the boy who cried wolf phenomenon
>>484306777no fat bitches allowed
Milton is entering his Second Form.He sacrificed some wind speed to spawn a volley of tornadoes to tenderize the coast before he arrives.> Verification not required
>>484305308that’s kind of cool
>>484306817Not at all. People haven't even hunkered down, nothing is gonna happen.
>>484306778We’ll be fine bro. Duval never dies>DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAL
>8 tornado warnings
>>484306659>>484306659Right off US41. ID might be sporadic since Mobile data.
>>484306778it's probably going to cause extremely significant flooding for st aug, pay attention to your local gov. if they tell you to leave, leave
Weeeeeee!
>>484306854The tornadoes arent even happening where its gonna land
>>484306839Well in this case its because they have extended and added watches, like i get it, but we need a way to say only contact me on this method. Since people will have tablets, phones, computers, tvs, etc going off.
>>484306778You are already dead
Anyone else hate this fucking guy?
>>484306817Orlando streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExM5LPFelAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_tWsYsy9g
>>484305771>HURRIGATORS36
>>484306899If you’re up in fort myers there was a tornado that touched down near 41
>>484306946I hate his face
Thats it I'm rolling a blunt and starting to drink for today.
>>484306946watch Max Velocity instead, much less reddit-y
>>484306946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDEnone reddit version of hall
>>484306894Damn, I've only got two so far
>>484305771>HURRIGATORSd
THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE AND CROCS EVERYWHERE. NOW THE SEAGULLS ARE BECOMING LAWN DARTS
>>484306946I hate all the ececlebs, only have https://youtu.be/Im54DdBnJEk and https://youtu.be/SWuOYBET_n0 up and muted because they are drivingmy current split:https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/Im54DdBnJEk/youtubehoping we get another crazy nigger under the bridge on kick
>>484307054
>>484306837yeah it's really strange. Like picking sides between a rock rolling down a hill>rockbros we are falling>gravity bros it is so over!
>>484306832Not firing a generator rn. We chillin until I need it.
>>484307054The hurricane isn't hitting miami, why would there be crocs?
Cat 3 nothingburger
>>484306787Doesn't change the fact that's homosexual and cringe >>484306793I don't want to heard that from a fat amerimutt who believes American cheese is real cheese and not a goyslop
>>484306995kinda early for that but cheers bro that's my plan later
One legged nig in sailboat status!?!??!
>>484307054>NOW THE SEAGULLS ARE BECOMING LAWN DARTSI almost spill my wine, because in my brain the seagull was fucking going for it, willingly, kamikaze style
>>484307012>>484307016check out David Schlotthauer he has extreme autism for weather
>>484307156Yeah I was trying to wait but after 700 calls and texts and alerts about tornadoes it is time to start.
>>484307016That's cool that he's giving other streamers credit
>>484307110Aside from trying to interfere with meme magic, what are these losers thinking they're accomplishing? nothingeverhapooners are so pathetic.
>storm looks really disorganized rnEWRC or weakening?
TTDTD
>>484306946I'm just waiting for Reed Timmer to stand next to the coast as storm surge comes in like he did for Ian
>>484306787wow AI fucking blows. every single one of these images is ass. i miss when you losers made shit in gimp.
>>484307165impervious to storm damage due to meth magic
>>484306166chekt, how's the weight loss going, PNNbro?
>>484306854lmao imagine getting killed by something named Miltonit’s like if machine gun bullets were called tiddlywinks
i did absolutely no preparations and im in the direct path of the eye of the stormi have a metric fuck ton of shit on my back porch that VILL slam into my house destroying everything and possibly cause propane tank explosions unless i bring it all last minute which will take an hour
>>484307143>"American cheese isn't cheese!">First ingredient is cheddar cheese Wow
>>484307110You are hoping for doom and it’s not going to happen. Of course there is still going to be surge. But not 15+ feet like they were expecting before. The shear is starting to eat it up. That’s a fact. Tampa isn’t going to be wiped off the map like some of you doomfags were wanting. In fact, it’s probably going to hit south of the bay and pull the water out.
>>484307122temps is reasonable, no need for AC ?What about the fridge ?
desantis is speakinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-k
dawn of the final day
Cowowrker is ok
>>484307296Put them closer to your neighbour's house>Not my problem
>>484307261Both. It won’t complete the EWRC. It’s going to be getting ate up.
>>484307083>hoping we get another crazy nigger under the bridge on kickJust me. In my backyard. With a tent. Starts at 8PM EST. >>484307275Literally fucking the fat away. Not really.
BREAKING: A FIREANTNADO WAS JUST SPOTTED. NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
>>484305598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0SOMEONE TELL THIS BOOMER TO GET ON RUMBLEnot that it's much better
>>484307325well tell him to shut the fuck up and kill himself we're busy here in florida
>>484307303Do you know where you're posting? Gtfo faggot.Quit trying to ruin our fun.
>>484307270it often has too much emphasis on being artistic or having some kind of compelling visual style instead of just being what you want
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
>>484307296Hope you make it, anon
>>484307408Well that's good to hear.
>>484307143Wow. They needed to make a video to explain that?
>>484307325i hate the sign language fags. Totally worthless when there's CC available
>>484307410If you aren't out there in the next 5 minutes don't post about your shitty tranny stream again, passnigger.
>>484307282Tiddlywinks can kill you.
>>484307422that's his specialty
>>484307428Guarantee I’ve been here longer than you, fag.
>>484307487Its money laundering.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CEJqkuxyYVY
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>>484307420man fuck those ants tho i just killed and sprayed out my mailbox because any ants that get flooded out climb and seek shelter anywhere when it rains well enough
>>484307420Haha oh Jesus Christ!Oh lawd!
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484307547>>484307547>>484307547>>484307547NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484307536not something to gloat about, given the recent CM revolution
>>484306817Crime is bad in Orlando. Any valuables in your car will likely be stolen. I’ve had my car broken into half a dozen times since moving here, my apartment broken into once. There are also gangs that get rowdy when law & order breaks down. Watch out for sketchy people on bikes.
>>484307325Told ya all about the brie, gov'nah likes himself some crackers.
>>484307325He sounds so faggy. People actually liked him until some jews decided to continue him to run against T. Now everybody hates this fag and resents him for focusing on running for pres rather than doing meanful shit like fixing the insurance situation. He is good with storms but still, fuck him>I say this as one of his neighbors who knows him personally. He’s a good dude just takes a LOT of bad advice. Also his wife is a bitch
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>>484307319Everything is good, if we really need to we'll cook fridge stuff off on a butane pilot.
>>484307455getting sleepy, i think ill take a nap and maybe wake up tonight
It's MarioverIt's Megaman XoverIt's Climson Clover
>>484307684the real pinch is if running water stays shut down for more than a couple days. fk that noise.
>>484307016>>484306946>Just looking to get you guys updates! >*HONK HONK HONK* robot voice: “new tornado warning”>thanks predditor666 for the $20 super chat! >alright, let’s go to Connor in the field! >”yeah I don’t see anything at all” >*BEEP BEEP* new super member added! >Wow thanks for the new membership! >let’s take a minute to thank all the modsBoth these faggots need to die
>>484307303That's what this is about? You're pissing your pants because something, literally anything is happening?>HopingObserving* I just witnessed chaos during Helene while you retards were spamming. Now it's happening again weeks later. None of your posts change this.
>>484307706enjoy your nap>>484307684enjoy the ride
>>484307760its not like floridian tap water wont give you cancer and make your balls fall off anyway
>>484307638I liked him until he spend 4 years of 8 doing fucking nothing and crying on twitter. He spent his presidential campaign crying instead of helping conservatives in the state then wonders why we aren't a fan of him anymore.At least he wasn't the naked nigger crackhead but god damn. Was his wife's presidential campaign really worth it?
>>484307410>Literally fucking the fat away. Not really.the fittest I ever was, was when I was regularly fucking two chicks at once, it's solid for the abs
This is exciting bros. Gainesville here.
Cat 2 at landfall now, meh
NEWTHREADWHEN
>>484307935USE YOUR EYES>>484307595
>>484307935here retard>>484307547>>484307547>>484307547
>>484307595Excellent! You got this! Now just keep it going for the next 36 hours or so.
>>484306834you can add cities names, and the action will take place with the actual architecture of the location
>>484307684The interwebs is brilliant, interacting with those who'll be floating in a storm surge soon
san carlos park anoni'm chilling
>>484307842it's mostly about flushing toilets as I have 4 girls 3 boys 2 lactose intolerant kinda so uh oh stinkys latrine time
>>484308126Retard, water is never coming up to the fourth floor of a high rise.
>>484308551a bucket of water is an easy way to flush the toilet, and you'll get plenty of water (and maybe buckets)
>>484308551nigger stop fuckingput yo dick awayput it up on the high shelf so nobody can reach it
>>484304770Would
>>484308732i'm saving the white race rajesh
>>484308091still looks mega retarded. scales are off on fucking everything. everything was better when anons were hand drawing pepes in paint.
>>484308863>lactose intolerant>whiteyeah ok bro
>>484304779everything orangutans do is funny as shit
Snack time!
>>484308940yeah AI art is okay but I will never love it like I love badly drawn pepes
>>484309099nigger stop chewing your nailsI mean they’re not gonna grow back before the storm takes you but it’s the principle of the thing
>>484309417>ID: gAYwhat was meant by this, I wonder
>>484306238You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.You nigger.You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.You are the Baltimore of South America.Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>>484307143>Room temp IQ shitskin opinion
get the vermin out make Florida whole again
