>SPECIAL NOTE: TORNADO OUTBREAK! PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT WARNINGS AND BE SAFE.>NOAA QRD...TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS JUST OFFSHORE THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA... ...100 PM EDT POSITION UPDATE...1:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.2°N 84.2°WMoving: NE at 17 mphMin pressure: 935 mbMax sustained: 145 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCGlIzOXlYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkgcmpMr8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKgbLJ4cafUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAHfiDnIB4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gFEfDAkA8>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484304362
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484307547FUCK NIGGERS!
Tampa blown back 200 years
>>484307547New Orleans' revenge. This is what you get for laughing at us.
Not my problem.
hello frens
shits getting destroyed without milton
Do the cops hate these stormchaser fags?Out on the road looking for Tornados and shit while they're trying to evacuate people keke
Not my problem
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!
My current multiviewhttps://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/Im54DdBnJEk/youtubeRight side is ecelebs driving like retardsHopefully we can get some better storm streams (NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, PASSTRANNY)
7 hrs to go
Orlando’s law and order is slowly breaking down, not necessarily because of the hurricane, we don’t even have tropical storm force winds yet… law and order is breaking down because it’s fucking Orlando.
THE FIRE ANTNADO JUST STRUCK A DAYCARE. NO SURVIVORS
Try not to die
Tampa saved again. Just simply too based.
Milton, what's going on big guy? You just tornadoed my wife.
What stream are we watching??
Just heard from my coworker. She’s ok. Crazy seeing tornados hitting Brantley road of 41, downtown fort myers, and cape. It’s bad anons. This is some wild shit. Phone going off every 5 minutes
RECORD-BREAKING WARTERSPOUTNEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE ITBREAKING ALL KINDS OF RECORDSCOMING IN WAY WAY EARLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0GET IN HEREJEFF IS ON THE CASE
321 reporting, supercells fuck off, I can't stop tornadoes like I can hurricanes.
>>484307729yall did it. guess meme magic isn't dead after all, it just doesn't like trump anymore lmao
comfy chilling at home thousands of miles away and still be able to experience live how murrikans get punished. brave new world, guys
sorry Sarasota brosi hope you evacced
>>484307817oh boy I got a lot of options for youYOUTUBE LINKSMax Velocity - radar and commentary (better than Ryan Hall)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDEWFLA - Tampa Bay local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXtB4zjhME10 Tampa Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg8AsnfGYCkFOX 13 Tampa Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeM0yysoyhkRyan Hallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-V_YnmER0YReed Timmerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZMABC Action News - Tampa Bay ABC affiliatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFr7I1nxhZMSouthern Life - Bradenton beach camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_a44xsaYscNBC2 - Fort Myers local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQJLR Investigates - on the ground driving in Tampahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWuOYBET_n0The Launch Pad - traffic cam multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZUAe9u5kcStorm Chaser Vince Waelti - driving around Port Charlottehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKx2BelZcEStorm Chaser Brandon Copic - driving around Kissimmeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62IYRIJLbIEvan Fryberger - radar and commentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkgcmpMr8gWPBF - West Palm Beach local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68T8etedYfIEarthCam - beach views multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q
>>484307729>91 KB> TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!Billions must die
>>484307774>t. has never seen a ball of fire ants floating on water "burst" on something or someoneYou're lucky.
>>484307833those tornado cells are just pouring on shore its crazy
>>484307874I remember threads like this 10 years ago, hardly new lol
>>484307874Why would you want comfy Floridanons to get punished? We fight globohomo at the source
>>484307841Haters will say this sign is fake
>>484307874Fuck off jeet nobody likes you
>>484307931WKMG - Orlando local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExM5LPFelACruise Ships Live - beach views multistreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbkR1n6QZDQConnor Croff - chasing in Zolfo Springshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKWEZOzxk0Jayjack Storm Trax - chasing in Fort Myers/Sarasotahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im54DdBnJEkFOX 35 Orlando - local newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-kFreddy McKinney - chasing in Zolfo Springshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jGMdWR2IcAdventures by CARNEY - walking around Disney Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_tWsYsy9gInquizeX - multistream views across FLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogeM8_qQwoParamount Weather (Floridian) - chasing in Venicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHIpf4LmfzoJeff Piotrowski TwisterChasers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0
Daytona Beach status? I wen't inland to help family during and after the storm
>>484307817https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/Im54DdBnJEk/youtube so far, sticking to nbc2 for audio since I'm in SWFL.
>>484307603>>484307628>>484307729ALL OF THESE QUITE FRANKLY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62IYRIJLbI
>>484307817I've got 4 open and just switch between happenings
Forming a rape gang in Sarasota. Who's with me?
>>484307676Its like the movie, the main dudes let their program run wild and then Milton comes in.
>Just looking to get you guys updates!>*HONK HONK HONK* robot voice: “new tornado warning”>thanks predditor666 for the $20 super chat!>alright, let’s go to Connor in the field!>”yeah I don’t see anything at all”>*BEEP BEEP* new super member added!>Wow thanks for the new membership!>let’s take a minute to thank all the modsI hate these fucking faggots
>>484307980Do you guys not know how coastlines work or something?
>>484307996MODS IM BEING DOXXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nigga please.Two shots from my DIY Kike Blaster and Hurricane Shalom is defeated. Weather Jew BTFO.
WHERE DA DED NIGGAS AT?
>>484307940There's a huge cluster of supercells forming to the west of Palm Beach, and they're marching norf.
>>484307838NOT KIDDING YOU125 155 OKSARASOTA THAT'S GONNA BEVENICE AREAM A S S I V E STORM SURGEWINDS, CATA STROPHIC STORM SURGE
>>484307957it will never get old
>Tornado + Hurricane comboGod really hates Florida this year huh?
>>484308031Same. that is why like I said above the two I have up are fucking MUTED and staying that way kek
>7 active tornados
>>484307733Didn't you say you're in Jacksonville? The hurricane isn't even hitting there, you guys are basically just getting a normal storm.
hope the vid turns out normal because it was a bit painstaking to get it right. It's not even an impressive storm from an entertainment standpoint and I just got a phone notification that it's making landfall right now
>>484308083Fucking lol lmao
>>484307990kek I really like this pepe
>tornado warnings everywhere>no camswow
>>484308083>WHERE DA DED NIGGAS AT?Soon
>>484307965you are the globohomo together with texas tho. wondered why i even bothered learning english when i was there for business.
>>484308031stop watching Ryan Hall
>>484307762TPHD. Total Pine Hills Death.
>>484307996He's a chad
i’ve been sick the last week and feeling better. just in time for the storm.i went to the bathroom, had with a throat ache again, and saw in the mirror my tonsils had white spots. just pressed on it and it literally EXPLODED with 5 tonsil stones.i feel so much better hurricane bros. Throat ACHE GONE.
>>484307874cute cat
https://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=42036DARK SKIES
>>484307812kek
>>484308114Wait until you find out this happens every hurricane. Waterspouts too.
>>484308139thanks anon
>>484308139Another anon doxxed
>>484308114A floridaman will surviveWe are hunkered down. And where that is not possible, we have evacuated. We will make it through this WAGMI
>>484308004>Trying to rape someone in Florida
>>484308103TORNADOS, THIS IS GONNA MAKE LANDFALL EARLYIM FIVE HOURS FROM LANDFALLFIVE, MAYBE SIX HOURS8, 9 O CLOCK THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO MEIT'S GONNA BE EARLYIT'S NOT GONNA BE A 2AM LANDFALLRADAR SAYS 100 MILES OFF THE COAST, THAT'S 8PM UNLESS IT SLOWS DOWN8 TO 11
>having decided that storm surge and cat 5 winds weren't bad enough, nature now decides to hurl tornadoes at the brave FloridiansIf they survive this, then they're officially the strongest race on the planet.
It must all be destroyed. God will cleanse the land.
CURRENT:HEAVY RAINS ON JAYJACK STORM TRAX AND BRANDON COPIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62IYRIJLbIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im54DdBnJEkDESANTIS STILL SPEAKING LIVE AT PRESS CONFERENCEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-kDISNEY ADULTS STILL CONSOOMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_tWsYsy9gFLORIDAMAN HEADS TO VENICEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHIpf4Lmfzo
>>484308245i dindu nuffin
>>484308265>knifengmi
I am ready for katrina mad max carnage
PRAY FOR IT TO STRENGTHEN GUYS. WE NEED A CAT 5
>>484308245I'm unironically going to fuck that anon's mom in Iona. I bet she's a real freak in bed.
AHHHGG TORNADO JUST HIT THE REDDIT TRANNY SUPPORT GROUPTHE SMELL
hello
>>484308114No, God loves Florida the most, which is why he sends hurricanes, to strengthen us beyond normal levels. Like how he sent the Nazis and others into your country to toughen you up, and it worked didn't it, yes. Anyway, hurricanes always churn up tornados but we don't give a fuck, we laugh at danger.
>>484308267HURRICANEFORCEWINDS COMIN ON SHORE7 O CLOCK
ROLLING FOR CATEGORY 7
>>484308256
>>484308178No we’re not. New York and Cali are anon. Where you live in Florida?
>>484307990See last thread >>484304444
>>484308323Tampa is run by a woman, so...
as shown by these holy digits, the lord shall exact his wrath upon florida this day
>>484308339>PRAY FOR IT TO STRENGTHEN GUYS. WE NEED A CAT 5Blood for the storm god
>>484308298but can they survive the alligators
>>484308298You newfriends crack me up. Wait until you hear that helene made tornadoes and waterspouts too. Hell wait until you look at what Ian did to SWFL kek
>>484308302>>484308323You guys have a country full of Muslims raping and killing your women and you're worried about the weather on the other side of the pond. lol, lmao even.
>>484308139So the storm has passed you by, fooking retard
>>484307547Who has the most kino IRL livestream?
>>484308339I just want a cat 5 to hit california and new york
>>484308314>DESANTIS STILL SPEAKING LIVE AT PRESS CONFERENCEHOPEFULLY ONE OF HIS FAT SIGN LANGUAGE JEWS GETS PICKED UP AND HITS HIM IN HIS DUMB FACE
>>484308202Dark Skies - NERO
>>484308414alligators don't give a shit about anything
>>484308398it's over
>>484308361THESE ARE THE ONES WE GOTTA BE CONCERNED ABOUT IN NEXT 3 OR 4 HOURSVERY VIOLENT TORNADOSPORT ST LUCIE THIS WHOLE AREA RIGHT HERE
>>484308357Is he sending the floods to kill the gays?
they just DDOS the National Weather Service website
>>484308004Henlo, I’m very scared for the hurricane, can you provide therapy?
>>484308351Dysgenic and inbred
>>484308189SIMPLE AS
>>484308398>4 4s 4 a cat 4Impressive, very nice.
>>484307733Checked
Have fun niggers.t. New orleans fag
>>484308499>NEROpromises.
WATER RECEDING IN TAMPA BAYTTD CANCELED
>>484308467I'm a flaming faggot, I don't give a shit what happens to dumb whores lol
GETTING INTENSE IN NORTH PORT WHERE REED TIMMER IShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM
>>484307547Should I be evacuating from Ohio? This storm seems pretty serious!
>>484308576Norlans
>>484308132
For fucks sake we already lost power
Any Greekanons in Tarpon Springs?
>>484308474no the storm hasnt passed by me I'm in Tampa. It's just making landfall on the coast which is the edge touching the coast. The eye hasn't even hit the coast but if it aint strong yet it wont be bad
>>484308504they'll eat you whole
>>484308132BUT XHE NEEDS ATTENTION NOWWWWW, WHY DO YOU THINK THEY BOUGHT THE CHANGPASS C'MOOOOOON ANON YOU'RE NO FUN!
>>484308596that's called the tide going out retard
>>484308103Yeah it's totally going to turn 90 fucking degrees in to sarasota bros. Meteorologists have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and it is the peek of what should tell you that anyone who tells you they crunch data on complex systems with any degree of accuracy is a fucking fraud.
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT>PUBLIX SUBCHECK>BOOZECHECK>HOUSE READY FOR A BOMB TO GO OFFCHECKcomfy maxxing bros, any good streams?
>>484308476always jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0>AHHHHH THE ROOF JUST FELL DAOWN (past stream)
PALM TREES AND CRAB SHACKS WILL FALL
>>484308576>>484308576Next week is all you buddy
>>484308601>THE SKY IS GETTING DARK
>>484308691Global cooling confirmed
>>484308596Receding how?There's more beach available? That's a tsunami getting ready for some Tampussy
>>484308683>free food delivery
>>484307547What if it doesn't stop once it goes through Florida, who is next?
>>484308662Can't wait to see your next video floating in the storm surge
They brought the FtM tranny back on! Wtf is going on with this satanic sign language bullshit
>>484308691Oh shiddTOTAL TAMPA DEATH IS BACK ON
is it too late to get another pub sub, bros? fuck i wish i got 2…
>>484308756Sadly the tail is the only part really worth eating unless you're in a starvation situation but hey free boots
>>484308694Going for North Port. Gabby Petitos revenge!
>>484308762Bermuda and some fish
>>484308766i juss know ur ugly wit a small peanits irl
>>484308779money laundering bro might've had a point
>>484308467>you're worried about the weather on the other side of the pondwe are excited not worried
>>484308834Anon drop the name and cut back on the drinking for the next 30 minutes kek
>>484308103>>484308267Frankie is that you?
>>484308694do you live in Sarasota? im sorry anon
>>484308391Yes you are and apparently you can't read on top of it. Texas is mexico and florida was mexico with fat long nosed boomers and some swarthy creaturas. Only visited new york for a couple of days but it seemed like you actually need to speak english to survive there, in the south you could easily speak spanish your entire life. even the sports broadcasts were offered in spanish, something even berlin isn't doing for our roach population
>>484308800You have time....But not long, go enjoy one final pub sub before the end..but don't buy any fucking michelob ultra, get something stronger.
>>484308884did you start a thread for leslie yet?
>>484308766>Can't wait to see your next video floating in the storm surgeface down covered in fire ants
>>484307603>>484307729unlikely. Sarasota is getting the majority of the damage now.
CRABNADO SPOTTED. THERE IS NO BUTTER LEFT
>>484308467Lmao did my comment trigger you?
>>484308834be calm Cletus, your Darwin award is arriving shortly
>>484308913No. I live in the big bend where this fucking thing is actually going. Look at the track nigger not the "prediction", it's chugging north
>>484308936Hahaha
>>484308506COSTCO RATIONS AND TORNADO STORYTIMETHESE ARE FANTASTICGOT THOSE AT THE COSTCOSONLY TWO OR THREE OF THESE. JUST A REALLY NICE TASTE
>>484308884Why? Brits love visiting Florida. You lot come here more than anywhere else in our country. Brits love Orlando and there is even a British pub restaurant in Bonita Springs which isn’t exactly a huge city
>>484308984Stop this unfunny AI shit you sperg
It's going up the peace river just like Ian and Charley
>>484308919Theres like 8 kinds of spictoungue spoken by the goblins that crawl to the usa. At least they don't pray to mecca though.
Is it true the Police won't attend?
>>484308834> peanitsLMAO. Don’t know why that’s so funny. Penis tits? Lolol
>>484308984>CRABNADO SPOTTED. THERE IS NO BUTTER LEFTthe crabs will feast on the slain
>>484308984Lol I love these
>>484308936It's not just the wind, it's also the pressure. You can image lot's of water drawn to the low pressure which means even more water to be pushed by wind.
>>484309040DOWN 30 POUNDS IN THE PAST MONTHSJUST BEAUTIFUL. K!
>>484309048ITS GROWING!!!!
At this time tomorrow, I will be drinking on the beach in Fort Lauderdale. Because some bitch as weakening storm named Milton isn’t even going to delay my flight.
>>484308991if ur feeling froggy jump
>>484309041>Why? Brits love visiting Florida.Low class Brits do
Wait, is it a gatorcane? Or an allinado?
>>484308654You forgot to turn on your VPN Leaf
>>484308819>doesnt know about gator jawsngmithe filet mignon of the swamp. we give you plebs the tail
>another automated tornado phone call in lee countyOK I GET IT I AM COMFY AND DRINKING AND SMOKING RIGHT NOW I CANNOT BE MORE COMFY UNLESS YOU STOPPED CALLING AND TEXTING ME
>>484309151Yeah so I’m surprised you’re not amongst them
>>484309185Is she grabbing his dick sexually assaulting him?
>>484308596>WATER RECEDING IN TAMPA BAYI see this every day now. It didn't used to happen until NASA, CERN, and HAARP made the world flat.
>>484309151Some scouser in Orlando was just on the radio complaining that the Hotel wouldn't do more for her and her family.
>>484309211Quantity is the issue. There is more than just you to feed there, jewboy.I wouldn't eat either though. Much better food sources. I have rabbits for meat for example.
>>484309223>comfysame fren. sameyeehaw junction tornado missed me.
does pressure impact people in some way? swear everyone i’ve interacted with today seems out of it. beyond just basic worry/fear…went to get gas early this morn and everyone was moving like zombies, nobody speaking to each other. only sound was an old lady boomer howling because her pump had no gas. bros…wtf is going on, is this a psychological storm too?
>milton still going north outside of the cone yea TTD still on the table
>>484308298always have been
>>484309223>DUDE WEED LM-tornado wind
>>484309090
>>484309151lower than the ibiza guys or same clientele?
>>484309018lollmao
>>484309105It's so pleasant he just gets better and better.
>>484309296>doesnt have cowsyou dont need to eat a lot. i feed my family off what one normal lardass eats just healthier
Stop bitching, nothing is going to happen, You still have to go to work tomorrow
"Terminal weakening of Milton has begun" it's over
>>484309311checked but i'm getting less comfy the more they call and text and alert kekWe really need to get a way to select how we want these alerts. Let me pick only texts or w/e>>484309335>living in florida>not smoking weed and drinkingget a load of this rabbi
>>484307661comfy in the storm
>Tampa gets away againHow do they fucking do it?!
>>484308696
tampa keeps surviving
>>484308696I forgot to get my pubsub when I was out getting supplies. Am I gonna make it?
>>484309324Changes in air pressure can definitely affect people. it gives me headaches and a general feeling of malaise sometimes.
>>484309438Do you think it's finally getting legalized this year?
THE SEAGULL LAWN DARTS HIT A CROWDED AREA. NO SURVIVORS
>>484309324Yeah you can thank the media for hyping this storm up as Ian times one hundred. It has caused massive panic and stress.
>>484309420>workingbeen on neetbux for 8 years lmao
ANOTHER PERSON LIVE AT DISNEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUL3RCu_AIQPunta Gorda camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns4VKX2CGAQMiami Airporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN8Qbc31V10
Tampa is invincible!!!!!!!!
>>484309381>tampa spared yet againlollmao
>>484309479Amendment 3 doesn't legalize anything you retard it's just a handout to big weed
>>484309479>this year
>>484308057I live a bit further in, Daytona isn't just the Beach fren
>>484309479I sure fuckin hope it does I will grow the fuck out of that shit like I've done before years ago lol
>>484309324Thats just America post 2020Aka "the new normal"
>>484309381Siesta key is kill
>>484309438i wish to opt out of that and social security personally. also all emergency services>govt>evacuate or youll live like you want tohahahahahahha
>>484309387Why the fuck would I want cows? I have goats for milk. Cows are a waste of time and land for most. I'll buy them to butcher and freeze but nah I'm good on that.>>484309479I almost hope not but it is yes. The "medical" program made it legal already. Just like the CCW program desantis ruined, it was a good shit test. Can you do the basic shit required to get a card?
Wind picking up on Marco and Sanibel Islandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWisr5zg3so
>>484309352Tell it, if the hurricane hits a fishing boat on the way then fish could get swept into the air, if there's water on the fish they the fish being flung into the air can carry water towards the land further contributing to storm surge
>>484309381It's gonna be more south
>>484309476youll be ok fren, next time
>>484309573Amendment 3 doesn't include home grow rights dumbass.
>>484309513Causing massive panic and stress is the medias whole mission
>>484309573Not legally you won't. Amendments have to be single issue so the legalization has nothing about home grow (also no new licenses so the same stores are all that can sell)
>>484309279>Some scouser in Orlando was just on the radio complaining that the Hotel wouldn't do more for her and her family.Only the scum go to places like Disneyland
>>484309550sheriff grady judd said it wont even allow people to grow their own plants. Which not that people need the jew herb but if they spend their rent on it the issue becomes 10x worse
>>484309557Ok, and how much is a pound of beef in leaf land lmao
>>484309513The media is the propaganda arm of the DNC which is the political arm of the jews. Biden went on national television the other day and said Milton would be the worst storm to hit Florida in over 100 years. He said that.
>>484309594>opt out of that and social securityKEKnope you gotta pay in so they can use it on niggers and then give you nothing when you "retire"
>>484309544>Tampa is invincible!!!!!!!!There will be only ruins and fire ants
>>484306140AAAAA TENDINADO!
>>484309652God fuggin dimmit >:(
>>484309656LMAO i hope they all fucking drown
>>484309476You won’t make it. Make sure you write your name and SSN on your arm for the search and rescue teams to identify you when they find you.
gayest hurricane I've ever seen
He's not evacuating Tampa. Send him your best wishes!
>>484309596I work in healthcare so I don't want a weed card looming over my records. If I can buy it at a store with cash, I'd rather do that.
>>484309513i don't think i've ever seen a storm this overhyped. I had family i never talk to up north calling us. the media was definitely getting a ton of clicks.
>>484309735Don't be mad just vote no
TORNADO ON THE GROUND IN FROSTPROOF!
>>484309688That’s so gay. Ian was significantly worse than this storm could ever hope to be. And that was two years ago
>>484309738takes one to know one
>>484309746>my house floating away is crazy
>>484309737>You won’t make it. Make sure you write your name and SSN on your arm for the search and rescue teams to identify you when they find you.but the alligators...
How come these storms only get White names?
>landfall in 11 hours I sleep
>>484308414>but can they survive the alligators
>>484309726Incredible. It's like it mimicked a green screen. Very cool
>>484309381I’ve been saying since early yesterday that it was going to Sarasota. People, including CM, told me that I was crazy.
>>484307661Henlo fren. Looks comfy in your boat
>>484309746He probably lives in a mansion bomb bunker
>>484309726genuinely hate aislop.that is funny. the oprah gorilla makes it.>>484309757You realize they are going to do what they do with pain meds right? You'll scan your id, they are going to keep a registry, it will be on your record. With a bonus 30+% tax minimum.
>>484309778>frostpunk2that game was overrated and gay so good
>>484309746She's going to die...
>>484309735Literally all the stoners I know are voting no on 3. lol>no on 4 too but that’s unrelated
I WANT CAT 5
>>484309911If you have a brain you should be voting no on 3
where is the imaging, graphs, data?why did you guys make the weatherfags mad?
PUBLIX HIT. FLYING SUBS EVERYWHERE. MAYO AND MUSTARD NOT FOUND
>>484309942
>>484309986Yep.
>>484309041he's brown just nignore him man
>>484307547>sheltering in place
>>484309942You will get a Cat 3 and you will like it.
Im voting No on everything. i hate change. keep my state unchanged. only thing id vote yes on is if we changed referendums to once every 10 years rather than 2
Just want to see looters get smoked tbqh
>>484309999CM roped because TTD failed againquads checkd
>>484309381Look. At. The. Track. History."HURRRRDURRRRRRR the people who are always fucking wrong are suddenly right now it's going to change it's direction of travel from N to due E"!
>>484308004Why must I live in the mtns, godspeed bro.
>>484309911nah that shits gonna pass. Florida voters vote yes on every amendment for the past half decade. these retards only speak spanish, they don't even know what it says.
>>484309986The abortion amendment is crazy too. Would make us more extreme than a lot of liberal states. These fucks are trying to sneak shit through that the vast majority of people are against by trying to present it as a moderate proposal. I hate them so much
TOTAL NORTHERN DEATHMAKE FLORIDA WHOLE AGAIN
why vote for legal weed when it’s insanely cheap now due to inflation? You aren’t named Tyrone daquarius and are afraid of being arrested right?
>Yeehaw JunctionLmao
>>484310000CHECKEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484309211>gator jawsThis guy fucksCheeks on almost any animal or fish are the best meat. Snapper throats are 10/10 eating
>>484310067I wish we could vote on open carry and undoing the concealed carry law instead of stupid shit.
>>484310067Same fren, same. Roasties and leftists will seethe.
https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1844023890768441825
>>484310062NO I WANT MAX DESTRUCTION
>>484309450>>484309468pray to Zeus for divine intercessionmake Him stop the eastward movement of the storm as its eye makes landfall distract him with some Cuban women so he turns into a goose and fucks them or whatever it is that he does to get laid these daysenjoy the slow slide up the gulf coast and seeing Tampa get sucked up like spinach in a popeye cartoon
>>484310073The Mossad ninjas won't allow that
>>484310125CALM DOWN AND FOCUS ANON, DO YOU HAVE INGREDIENTS ON HAND IN LEAFLAND?
Review brah status:LOST AT SEA
>>484310177YOU WILL ACCEPT MILTON LEAVING FLORIDA ALONE AFTER THIS AND THEN HITTING WASHINGTON DC AND YOU WILL LIKE IT GOD DAMMIT
>>484310167kek nice
>>484309381GO NORTHKILL TAMPAKILL TAMPA
>>484310185That looks like a shitty sub. Wegmans Danny's favorite for me
>>484310214oh no he relaxed? f
so its happening or not?
Start baking
>>484308897Top fuckin kek have a you.
>>484310280bad northerner, badoff the furniture.
>>484310085>the aggregate of all models will be so off that it goes north of the upper bound of the probabalistic conekkeep me posted of the ttd (that isnt happening)
at 300, be patient
>>484310167damn bro that's crazy
>>484309911I have to look more into the language of the amendment but it seems like it's just a capital monopoly plan bank rolled by one or a couple corps >I fuckin looove curaleafs edibles and muvs bud lol
>>484307547Everything in Florida is getting fucking leveled, everythinghttps://x.com/nebojsav77/status/1844037395026690065It's over.
Plant City anon checking in, wind gusts are really picking up, drove around my planned community to get some before pics, all the retention ponds are already at capacity, flooding is gonna be bad.Pic is from the window of my comfy shelter. I'll be posting update pics as the night goes on. Might do a quick trip around town to get some last minute "before" photos but at this point I think I've got enough.
>>484310214I can’t look at that dude without thinking of his transition meme. He’s ruined for me. I think I have what those basic zoomer chicks call the ick
>>484310293>so its happening or not?well we're hoping
T-minus 30 loafs.Where will you be at 33?Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song!
>>484308919>visited the jew capital of the US for a couple of daysWhat kind of garbage german are you
why'd trump do it though?
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
>>484310280cant explain it, pub subs are very unartisanal but fresh and taste good although plain. It's a good sandwich to take to the beach and eat if you can avoid the seagulls.
>>484308339Do i get monies if it intensifies?
>>484310405>comfy shelterit's a house
>>484310214Why are all youtubers in hurricane zones? LGR had his whole collection destroyed by a tree during Helene, now the deadpan reaction guy and review brah are gonna get swept away
>>484310397Based edibles enjoyer
>>484310405From the other angle. The wind is moving from front to back of the house, and the gusts have really been straining these. I expect them to be gone by the morning.
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484310538>>484310538>>484310538>>484310538NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD
>>484310353I bet your parents owned retail subprime mortgage investment products or spec homes in 2007
>>484309185Are they recruiting or what?
>>484308919that is because they originally spoke spanish in the southern states apart from alabama/louisiana. They're all former spanish colonies we took over.
>>484310491LGR genuinely pissed me off with that bitchy video about his fucking house. >do nothing for a living>get paid to do it>get paid to buy old overpriced shitLike it sucks it happened but his overacting ass made me want to drive up there to spit on him.He's really became a bitch these last few years.
>>484310524is that a banana tree ? i have two inside and got small but edible bananas one one this year
>>484310244look friend I don’t wish death on millions of people lightly.I wish death on millions of people heavily and with such incredible fury it even leaves the bones scoured and delaminated.come oooooonnnn flesh churningmake them all into some kind of crumbly pink butter substance
>>484310512Muvs orange 1:1's are awesome too but usually so god damn expensive so I usually just make my own with the super cheap smalls 8ths/quarters Jungle boys grapple cake head #6 has been my absolute favorite bud to smoke so farBut alas, I am 4 months off the chiba for personal reasons
>>484310478No, it's a room within my house that has a bunch of comfy things like a multiscreen set up to watch storm coverage and live cams, a big comfy day bed with a shitload of pillows and blankets, and a mini bar/coffee bar. So it is in fact beyond just my house, it's the comfybunker, and your seething cannot change that.
>>484310670Then you better fucking wish it on the niggers and jews in dc you fucking jap faggot
>>484310643Looks like a travellers palm or bird of paradise Based tiny nanner grower
>>484310643I don't think so, but if it is, it hasn't ever produced fruit.
>>484310167yea 75 and someone posted footage of the damage on the one that blew through fort Myershttps://x.com/aaronjayjack/status/1844059148134253053
Do hurricanes usually cause a fuck load of tornados?
>>484309865Gonna sleep tight next to his big guns
>>484310941no
>>484311041whats the deal with this time?
Still going to be a cat 2 on landfallmeh
>>484310941it's a well documented phenomena but not at all a guarantee
>>484310879I wish it on them as well
>>484310670Praying for the Haitians and Africans coming to cuck your men lmao
>>484311168they will be stored in the cave with the others
>>48431012>open carryCarry a fishing pole everywhere you go. Problem solved.t. Floridaman
>>484308302Psalm 23:4King James Version4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
>>484310880>>484310924thanks anonshere what I got, I am planning to make a greenhouse to make more
>>484311241You heard the zipper headAll the frail zappanese lame fags INTO THE CAVE God I love Asian pussy as a white man
>>484311501THEYRE SO TINY, I LOVE THEM
Tornado in Ft. Myershttps://x.com/Weather_Earth25/status/1844071182540341467
>>484310179>>484310670>>484311154>>484311241give hapa slave who looks like this
>>484310941yes. and waterspouts
Reminder:
>>484309746You make your own luck with this one.
>>484311657the taste is a bit concentrated, the variety is the one we have in the french caribean islands, a guy from there gave me a plant
>>484309151>Low class Brits doWhich is most, cunt.
>>484309813Write it on your chest then too.
>>484309817Because nogger names arent names theyre made up black people bullshit.Just like their gay jive nigger language
>>484310643>>484310924based edible fruit growersi have a few myselfalso these fluff butts
>>484312433I hope you and your chickens will be okay
>>484312433oh they are beautiful
>>484312512>>484312516thanks frens. theyll make it. they always do
>>484312512>>484312516
>>484307547Nigger
