>SPECIAL NOTE: TORNADO OUTBREAK! PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT WARNINGS AND BE SAFE.>NOAA QRD...TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS JUST OFFSHORE THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA... ...100 PM EDT POSITION UPDATE...1:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.2°N 84.2°WMoving: NE at 17 mphMin pressure: 935 mbMax sustained: 145 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484307547
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
i'd survive it
rolling for a comfy happening in tampon
I'm gay
TOTAL TAMPA RAPE
12z HWRF has Bradenton12z HAFS-A has Sarasota 12z HAFS-B has Bradenton lol
Woohoo water fun timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA
>>484310538Osceola reporting. These PDS tornados are a bit unnerving. One is near the Fort Drum Service plaza nowish I think
>>484310538Shits crazy yo!
>>484310538OP is fat
Hillsborough County Anon here. Winds and rain are picking up. I'm glad I paid that guy to put on my shutters.
>>484310654WFLA REPORTING LT DAN HAS LEFT HIS BOAT
https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/Im54DdBnJEk/youtubemy current multiview, edit as neededIF SOMEONE SEES A COMFY NON ECELEB STREAMING LET US KNOW PLEASEI NEED BRIDGE NIGGER CHECKINS ALSOHAS ANYONE SEEN PIZZA ANON?
It seems like we've lost the Eye.
WINK NEWS SHOWED 4 PEOPLE LEGIT DIE ON LIVE TV75 south camera was clear, then a squall came in and the cars are GONEwhy would you be driving right now
>>484310405>>484310524Your house made of concrete?
>>484310654Why does he just sail out of the storm's way?
>>484310654he's a crackala jeetis fan they should let him stay on the water
>>484310538https://x.com/nebojsav77/status/1844037395026690065Christ help Florida
t r i p s Milton goes straight through Tampa Bay
>>484310749>WINKewwthis is an nbc2/abc7 threadit isn't the 90s anymore anon.
TOTAL PUBLIX DEATH
>>484310671back to redd*t with you
how does tampa keep doing it, bros?
>>484310688damn those things are huge.
Florida right now
>>484310749People are literal retards anon. When the real happening gets here 90% of people are hopeless.This system has literally brainwashed and destroyed any survival instincts normies may have. It's up to based anons to survive now. If you're an NPC you're literally ngmi
>>484310809You wouldn't say that if you knew what it was like here.Total Floridian Death.
wtf is this shift to the east? tampa jews did this.https://www.wfla.com/weather/tracking-the-tropics/live-wobble-tracker-changes-in-hurricane-miltons-path-could-have-huge-impacts/
Tampa is safe again the hurricane went south lol
>>484310862Superiority.
BASED FLORIDAFlorida Bans Pedophiles, Convicted Sex Offenders From Accessing Hurricane Shelters>>Florida Bans Pedophiles, Convicted Sex Offenders From Accessing Hurricane Shelters
>>484310886>meanwhile, florida right now in reality:
PUFFY VULVAPUFFY VULVAPUFFY FROM EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION after passing through the eyewall
>>484310862ROLLING FOR EF-5 TORNADO TOUCHDOWN IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA
>>484310759All new houses in Florida have concrete or steel 1st floors. It’s code.
Why the fuck are you numbering the /AHSG/ genny? You don’t number the hurricane genny. You fucking newfag
The democrats provide illegal immigrants with hotel rooms but nothing for American citizens made homeless by a natural disaster.The Department of Homeland Security funds an 800 bed shelter in Greensboro NC but North Carolina hurricane victims can not use it because it is for illegal immigrants.Proofs in this thread>>484232239
pepe is safe :3
ROLLING FOR CATEGORY 7
>jail time if they catch you out in the stormTHE LAND OF THE FREE
>>484310815
>>484311019AI slop images should get you banned
George Flood status?
>>484310759Old beach houses in Florida are made of cinderblock they can withstand cat5 easily.
>>484310980ima do that with an american flag later those are always fun
>>484310813WINK is best for canes
>>484311026Rolling for a category 1488
>>484310980lmao
PC CHECKING IN
>>484310980Unfathomably based.
Finally being bombarded with wind here in WimaumaHopefully it picks up a few illegals and send them flying
>>484310958Source?
>>484311027SHOOVY DINDU NUFFIN
>>484310980based miga boomer
>>484311026
>>484310538>race-based help>that $750 is a fucking LOAN while immigrants get thousands in free money
>>484311099WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
>>484311013had to because we had a bit of a spat where confederate meteorologist was outed as a NOAA plant and thread splitters started shitting things up, numbering was a differentiator of which thread was noncorruptso far two (including you) have asked me to remove the numbers but have been faggots about it, so i'm inclined to not remove it>but it's not important anymore since CM got deleted, so when the next baker takes over they're free to omit the numbers
>>484311027where did you hear that? Islands maybe but basically once the storm hits cops, ems, and fire doesn't exist, they outright can't come to you.Outside of really jewy PDs like that one that grabbed that streamer earlier in the building the cops don't want to be out in this shit either.>>484311092kwabNah WINK has sucked for years. Ian they did ok but NBC2/ABC7's combined coverage is best storm kino.Its sad all the old white guys left though they ruled.
cat cat cat 3000
>third tornado warning>seek shelter in basementBasement?
>>484310538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcconfirmed EF-5 tornado on the ground through downtown Fort Myers holy shit
>>484310980a real american
>>484310809At least the hurricane wasn't a Cat 5...
Even my weather app knows it's just some rain
how is it this late in the game and there's no consensus on where this bitch hits land?
7 eleven I go to for gas sometimes got hit hard in fort myers
>>484311027No cop is going to risk their lives to arrest some dumb ass. They'd take note and if you're doing it where you live they'll fuck with you later
>>484311219They just said there would be a curfew as of 8pm on Fox in certain areas
>>484310928This is the only acceptable stance, if only it could wipe out broward too
>>484311235>he doesn't have a void pocket to a subspace reality below his houseget a load of this poor over here
>>484311298Answer the fucking phone
>>484310538>PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENTkek . . .
>>484311300DEI hires at NOAA and NWS
I cant believe confederate meteorologist was exposed as a NOAA shill. crazy stuff. you think he at least got paid by them?
>>484311270CATEGORY MEOW
>>484311333Yes, curfew, as in don't fucking be out you retards.The only real one that would get enforced are the ROADS being closed but if you're out and you tell them "hey I'm going to my dying mom" or w/e you're up to they will let you go. If you're out doing tiktoks not so much.
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED EVERYONE IN FLORIDA IS DEAD
>>484311300watch it suddenly u-turn and assrape new orleans
>>484311300you can't predict where a hurricane will land with 100% accuracy ever
BREAKINGone leg boat dude reporting source indicates he has evaced
>>484311367I was sleeping when this happened. Give me a QRD.
>>484311218You don’t break tradition. /AHSG/ has been a staple on this board for years. Take the numbers off and use another differentiator.
>>484311318No they won't, they'll just think you're a straggler. Shit like this is just about survival sometimes.
>>484311333also which fox? Fox4? SWFL only has road closures and shit. Naples kinda locked down because by 5th it will FLOOOOOOD and they don't want to pick up drowned old people bodies.
posts lauren peach
>>484310980Psalm 23:4King James Version4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
There is a kino police activity that just dropped if anyone wants a short intermission.>nog stabs cop>cop shoots him in back>immediate paraplegiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uRcH3OsNBA&rco=1
>>484311300It’s going between Bradenton and Sarasota.
>>484311490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkhyPMJV-k
>>484311469Glad he got out. He would’ve 1000% died.
>>484311357in NC, their government told them to evac (very late)i distinctly remember one anon complaining>why are all these EAS alerts going off while i'm trying to sleep, how annoyinghe's probably dead now>>484311474CM has been a staple on this board for years and he's a certified NOAA shill and discord fag, QED
So many fucking tornadoes. Florida is kill.
>>484310749>cars disappear behind fog>"OMG THEY DISAPPEARED, THEY DIED"anon is literally 2 years old and still lacks object permanence
>>484310538I'm 20 min south of Tampa and about 45-50 min away from Sarasota. I shouldn't have any trouble here right?
>trying to watch the local news stations for updates the ads are political propaganda and lawyersI rarely watch TV but it's funny how the advertisers rule television
Nothing is really happening right now.
Over a dozen tornado warnings in Florida right now!!!
>>484311367retard thinks we can control the weather
>>484311599CORRECTION jk he's still in the boatthe mayor was incorrect
>>484311539you could've just said fox35Yeah orlando is a shithole jewhive so that makes sense. Again though its what I said above. There isn't any reason to be on the roads at this point.
oh my GASH
first band already passed and it was a nothing burger
>>484311669Well duh, this is just the pre-game. Wait until it makes landfall tonight. The energy is building.
What would Cobson's take on this whole kerfuffle be?
I should be okay in ocala, right guys?
george flood live
>>484311669https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1eaKbaleLkaxXMultiple giant tornadoes.
>>48431161211 on the ground at once lmao
>>484311469He grifted dumb Florida retards' money and ran LOL idiots
>>484311443Can confirm I’m dead
>>484311604I don’t care about that faggot. All namefags get the rope. The genny is bigger than a namefag. And there are no other /AHSG/ threads up. So stop being a faggot and take the numbers off next time. Only a narcissistic faggot tries to start a new trend/tradition on an established genny
>>484311661write your social security number on your arm with permanent marker
>>484311300i figure all the news stations and weather outlets purposely focus on different outcomes so there is at least one "winner" each time.that way the fraud of this whole weather bullshit can be perpetuated.one of 20 meteorologists will be right and then make the whole group look like they know what they are doing. between the magicians code and the dei/esg hiring at government agencies like noaa this will continue.the only people doing real work are those tough men flying on the hurricane hunters.
Any idea what the shelters are like?
>>484311633How dare you assume his mental age?! Most niggers don't have self-awareness until 12 years-old! It's why their crime sprees don't happen much before then! Check your inner voice privilege!
Fox 13 and their on sight clown telling people to call 911. If the winds are too strong they can't do shit.
So many happenings right now, hard to keep the dopamine receptors in check -.-
>>484310809He is
>>484311661>homeShit nigger what are you doing
>>484311765NO WAY GIVE LINK NOW I WANNA SEE THIS FUCKER DROWN THIS TIME
>>484311152Further Florida-specific residency restrictions include banning sex offenders from public hurricane and homeless shelters (Levenson & D'Amora, 2007) and a prohibition in Hillsborough County against sex offenders from living together and from comprising more than ten percent of the residents of a mobile home park.Cope and seethe tranny
>>484311403ai stuff is such gay faggotry - so tired of it.
>>484311661Can you to down to Sarasota right now and make sure my house is okay? It’s right near downtown, across the street from the hospital.
>>484311799Checked and agreed. I’ve been in these generals for a long time. I look forward to them every year. Stop breaking tradition.
>>484311899yea but that chicken tendie storm with oprah running was pretty solid for an aislop meme
>>484311661You will be fine. The natives have already defeated the hurricane.
Sarasota anon here. It’s starting.
>>484311729Wtf… retarded schizo
>>484311799#3 is up right now, retard, and i exactly said "the numbers don't matter anymore, the next baker is free to remove them" so i'm not trying to start a "new trend/tradition"but it's becoming quickly clear to me that you're probably on of CMs seething retard friends or some other insane aggressive tranny autist so eat rocks
>>484311604Heard EASs went after after people had already lost cell service.
I just hope this storm makes all the northern fucks go homemake Florida whole againTOTAL NORTHERN DEATH
Hope as mant of you mutts die as possible.
There's a storm chaser freaking the fuck out, 5 mins away from a tornado and driving right towards it.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0
>>484311942What are you seeing, hearing and feeling?
LOOKNER STATUS?
>>484311536really satisfying. nigs are such brazen and egotistical beasts that im sure being in a wheelchair the rest of his life will buck break him worse than any other fate.
>>484311805This
LET'S GO MILTON!!!FUCK THOSE YANKS UP!!!
>>484311866https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>484311971Yeah because it hit the bump limit. I’m saying there are no split threads you fucking newfaggot retard. Take the numbers of the genny you narcissistic fucking faggot
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT14/refresh/AL142024_5day_cone_with_line_and_wind+png/152731_5day_cone_with_line_and_wind.png2PM NOAA drop
>>484311837>911 what is your emergencyMilton>I'm sorry sir FEMA currently doesn't service your areaI'm drowning to MILTON, HELP!>Sir, please be civil, or else we'll lose your location and make sure to block all rescue from your areaGurgle.>Thank you for calling, would you like to take a survey?
we get like two or three storms like this per yearone reason why we're so poor and underdeveloped
>>484312058>https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr>THIS IS NOT A DRILL>BRIDGENIGGER IS BACK>I REPEAT BRIDGENIGGER IS BACKbased thanks anon
>>484311834Oh my god... I've made a terrible mistakePlease Mr. Shekelstein, show mercy to my credit score
>>484312089main reason is yall are half monkey
>>484312027Lookner is a bloodthirsty kike, who profits off human misery. Expect him live shortly. He can get the rope.
>all these tornadoes from a hurricane that didn't make landfall yetis this normal?
>>484312065heading more north now?
>>484311931Agreed, I giggled
>>484311471i cant really talk about it, maybe OP can. lets just say you probably will never see him post in here again
night time landfalls the worst none of these cams will matter in the dark
Oh my God it might rain.
>when you fashion your appearance so that everyone knows exactly who you're voting for
About to go to bed, a shame this thing went south and got considerably weaker. The fucking burial mounds pulled through AGAIN.
Any food places still open in Tampa? In the mood for pizza and watching wagies work.
>>484310980He lives about a quarter of a mile from me
>>484311855lol
>>484312142YeahOuter bands are a pain in the ass
>>484312119Shoovy died so George Flood can succeed (in drowning)
o7
>>484312140A rare sufferable Canadian. You must be there on vacation
DAN STILL ON HIS BOAT
>>484311661Lmfao if real
>>484312024its nothing but a typical summer storm right now
>>484311999CHECKED
>>484312194Is it fashion, shit genetics, an even worse diet, or all of the above?
>>484312164wobbling like its been doing for 2 days but at least the stupid nigger is back and it looks like he's outside his fucking house this will get dumb>>484312229WE CAN ONLY HOPEI am actually excited right now this distracted me from everything kek
>>484312239Me on the left going to publix
>>484312029These are the same people who got the clot shot
>>484312018Jeff is always freaking out. It's his brand.
>>484312058kino
He is almost at the tornado now.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0
BREAKING HAPPENING - a sharknado is forming. retreat to the underwater metropolis before a flying shark eats your dog
>>484312239>Forgot my fuckin weed, fuck
President Harris is on the phone on the weather channel and now I feel safe!
>>484312239That guy on the left is living the salt life
>>484312065>down 15mph already
>>484311827Rape factoriesI'd rather take my chance with the hurricane
Holy shit anons PLEASE let someone go fuck with this nigger at his house right now PLEASE
>HISTORIC HURRICANE HERE IS COMES!!>Never mind it's tuckered our now.
What live cam you guys watching? Some brave Florida Men going for a swim in top righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q
>>484312192holy shit I'm not sure if you guys can handle that
shit is picking up. I'm in Bradenton. streaming later.
>>484311834Also I think "inner monologue" is a bit wrong, and they probably had some dogshit translation by some diversity admission to do this study. "Monologue" makes it sound like you're some kind of stupid autist who pretends to be Patrick Bateman or some schizophrenic homeless man talking about himself all day.
>>484312319>eats your dogATF isn't gonna like the sudden competition
130mph cat4
>>484311999massive digits.yes, the carpetbaggers and yankees, jews (TKD), niggers and nasty wetbacks should all go back.
>>484311834Obligatory
>>484312018AAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAA
>>484311899cant stop the future old man. cry more failed artist.
>>484310749Must be hard for a mutt to use a smartphone
>>484312361https://www.youtube.com/live/QVWXVsctjZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0jeff chasing a tornado
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrHE'S BACK PLEASE TROLL THIS RETARD INTO OBLVIONahahahahaha he's already sperging out talking about >risking his life
>>484311879We gotta pump those rookie numbers up!
Nothingburger. Nothing ever happens.
>>484312365Found the Chinese shill, chong bong foo ching chong.
>>484312385Seen this before but never bothered to look into it. Is there a source I can read more?
>>484312239Why can't they use the other road for evacuation?
>>484312361I'M WATCHING THAT DUMB DETROIT NIGGER AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I HAVE A LEGIT SMILE ON MY FACEhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjrthis made my day that he's streaming in this shit again like helene. I think he's legit at his house.
>>484311023thats apu newfag
>>484311471>>484312178QRD>confederate meteorologist around for years>some autist (me) starts baking while the current bakers were sleeping>starts getting into the numbers>starts realizing that the Air Force was sending recon planes as well as NOAA>Air Force recon is more competent and effective, NOAA recon sensors always on the fritz and breaking, or (((adjusted))) numbers come out>Air Force reporting apocalyptic numbers, NOAA lowballing massively>CM and NOAA only reporting NOAA numbers, not reporting Air Force numbers (an example of the magnitude of discrepancy was one point NOAA reported 165 MPH winds when Air Force consistently measured 200+ MPH)>anon spergs out on CM, updates OP with evidence and accuses CM of being a plant in the OP>CM et. al discord fags start splitting the general maliciously (at 70 posts at one point)>anon continues to bake, general effectively split>jannies drop the fucking hammer on CM et. al>(you) are here
>>484312018LMAO is that old jeff?i remember watching him years ago,the guy acts like hes on the apocalypse in every storm KEK
>>484311931sometimes jewish aislop is ok, but it seems the mspaint mad skills are going by the wayside.
>>484312462nobody cares about your internet nigger zoom zoom
>>484312449This guy has the most schizo set up I've ever seen lmao
>>484312382We are going back...to Tampa since nothing is happening
>>484312139Eh more like half everything
JLR trying to find his way out with all the blocked roads
Where can I watch the storm moving in real time? I want to see where the eye is headed for landfall.
>>484312462>>sighand the sweet jew inc discord trannies activate like russian sleeper agents. why cant us simple white folk frolick the way the Lord intended?
>>484312462Kek. Can’t wait to watch him die
>>484312194>tfw my hatred of shaving makes me look like a fucking s•yboy despite my hatred of themfeelsbadman
>>484310980Kek based boomer
>>484312361I'm watching Portland Andy.Lots of streams but he has superchat on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqILZxFLIRQ
>>484312333Another hurricane gets ACKed by Florida and powers back on in a week.
>>484312365they can't even picture an apple on their head........can you picture an apple when you close your eyes?
>>484312525>erm actually that frog's name is abloobloo poopoo *shits himself*shut the fuck up
>>484312535its hilarious, he is losing his shit
>>484312194they are cramping reed
>>484312537Yeah see this is my problem. I *LOVE* shitty memes made by anons. They are 100x better than that shit. No soul.>>484312548No I 100% agree but if you didn't see this nigger during helene you may not know what I'm talking about. I fucking hate ecelebs. I want this nigger to drown, see webm >>484310739Really I get it.>>484312625How has that aids nigger not died yet? What a fucking sperg.
>>484312625too many niggers
>>484312449kek americans truly are a hoot and a holler
i have family sheltering in place in clearwater.it's not as bad as it could have been?
>>484312657go back
>>484312501Don't worry anon, I hate the chinese far more than you do.However, trash like that (((study))) is akin to well-poisoning.
Sarasota catarota
>>484312531Meds. Now.
>>484312698WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN EAST TAMPA WITH GE LOUD BOOMS WHAT THE FUCK
>>484312535>BIG LEAVES FALLING GUYS BIG LEAVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CRABNADO
>>484312421the problem is the speed is going up and the quality is going down.so the future is going to be low effort slop everywhere?what kind of a future is that?
>>484312698Cat 3 landall south of Clearwater. It could've been worse John, way worse.
>>484312625Wow nice to see all the streams you shouldn't be watching all curated in on place.
>>484312753
15 tornado warnings
>>484312657Actually this is abloobloo poopoo
>>484312746I love watching chinks seethe.
>>484312754
>>484312502I’ve found it before. There’s actually a couple famous studies. They blame it on education and diet or some shit as if that would have something to do with your ability to recognize yourself in a mirror, Lol
>>484312698it's not over yet anon
>>484312685>Yeah see this is my problem. I *LOVE* shitty memes made by anons. They are 100x better than that shit. No soul.yes, even just shitty cut and paste jobs.
just keep in mind with all the people here trying to sell streams. If someone says something out of character for a 4chan user, it's because they're a shill. If it sounds like a jew or a nigger its because it is one. Simple.
>>484312449HE'S FUCKING DEAD THE TORNADO SUCKED HIM UP
>>484312531thats a wild rundown. thanks anon
>>484312687We have fun here
>14 active tornado warningsfucking kek
>>484312779Looks like my penis when I had my herpes outbreak
man this threads are dying out. confirmed nothingburger?
so for the past 2 days the evacs have been for central florida but it was really south florida that needed to evacuate and now they are stuck.god speed fl anonsi was hoping for total tampa death but here we are
>>484312531I believe you. They always send people here to downplay the happenings.
Sneaky little shit what's he smiling about
>>484312913No that's just everyone dying
At Flanigans, what should I get?
qt weathergirl back on nbc2
>>484312657BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRblub blub blub blub blub blubBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>484312959no eyenothing burger
>>484312811BREAKING NEWBREAKING NEWS WE HAVE NEW TORNADOES NO I CANT USE SOMEONE ELSES VIDEO I DIDNT PAY FOR IT THE INTERNET IS NOT MY BUFFET
>>484312913It'll pick up again after FEMA runs out of money and blames GOP for all it's problems.
>>484312698Hopefully they are far away from the beaches, it should be safe from flooding and houses should be able to withstand the cat3 hurricane
>>484312959I see a merchant
5 X class flares in a week. . its litterally over
>>484312508we've done that in the past
>Salt Life retards seeing their property confiscated by God every year : :D I LOVE SUFFERING! Wait no Surfing, NOTHIN NEW!
>>484312698it hasn't hit land yet
>>484312868Exactly. A dumb filename is enough for me even. Just give me creativity. Once we have actual AI it will be a bit different because we can teach the AIbro how to make shitty mspaint memes
/ourjewess is back abc7
>>484312759it's the future we deserve
What are you guys doing in your final hours before you lose power for days?
Immigrant-jew-Elon Musk is behind these hurricanes getting stronger and moving in unnatural ways. Elon has an array of satellites in low orbit that use pulse lasers to heat up the upper atmosphere. That makes the storms get way stronger and he can even use the array to steer the direction of the storm by blasting specific areas with the lasers.
>>484312975Liter of cola and a royal with cheese
>>484312996
Live cam just started shakinghttps://www.youtube.com/live/QvNWCIOaB4Y?si=W2RZgCfozoU_ibFT
THIS THEEAD IS MOVING SO SLOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT LEAFS ARE NIGGERS
>>484313001>NO I CANT USE SOMEONE ELSES VIDEO I DIDNT PAY FOR ITThis shit is always so hilarious. Like nigger you profit off death and you're taking DONATIONS for it, you're not doing anything "legally" technically and you're worried about a youtube link?
kek jeffs fucking dead
>>484312502https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SnotHP_jZlA
>>484312975Garlic rolls, mozz sticks, and surf n turf with a double cocktail
>>484313061
WINK REPORTING LAKE PLACID “MAJOR TORNADO”, coming out of the Lake itselfLAKE NADO!!!!!
>>484312657LOL!
>>484310538transgender progressive liberal climate change Milton hurricane will destroy conservative Florida tonight for hating trans. its over.
Even though I have gators around, tororandos, a hurricane that looks like Satan after a previous one, and fucking humidity to remind me I’ll burn forever in some religions My life is perfect! I got dominos!
Somebody needs to bring Lauren a change of clothing. Bring cat ears.
>>484313034Apophis going Strong. Ths is the beginning of the end. Btw i and spain bronwere correct with Cat 4 Langfall Yesterday
>>484313102st petersburg cam on https://youtu.be/wogeM8_qQwo fucking DIED kek
https://x.com/ReedTimmerUSA/status/1844011792147894730The chickens are taking over
>>484313103Leaffbros... they found out
>>48431310320 FOOT SURGE INCOMING
>the nigger is now prayingKEK
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
>>484313107Because he is worried about getting demonetized.He's a jew, losing money is worst case scenario.
>>484312064this
>>484313159She looks pergnant.
>>484313246cock revolution begun it has.
>>484313246retvrn to jvrassic
should I start gooning now or when power goes out?
>>484313246Lmao cock fighting in the storm
Plz survive pizza bro
>>484313161Well, at least my death will be interesting>verification not required
>>484312959he's screaming because he's getting his ass blown out by dry air and sheer
Proton Flux goes absolutely ham . Storm is gonna make an Island Out of florida
>>484313246we already knew this from previous storms
I wish I had a cold one right now. The TV is showing graphs and shit where are the camera streams?
>>484310632it's hoever
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484313346>>484313346>>484313346>>484313346NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD
Lol carnado taking a dump all over i95
>>484313280anon thats her butt.
>>484312913It strengthened to cat 5 previously when forecasted not to. The wind shear weakening closer to land seems to have been modeled accurately.
>>484313333Checked https://www.youtube.com/live/QVWXVsctjZM?si=vfqaPcC9gJrVyrGE
>>484310809fucking Mike still getting Wendy's.
What the fuck does a gust of wind have to do with politics?
>>484313345Lmao is this real bro?
>>484313217Apophis is dead Kraut nigger
>>484313376Her butt looks pregant.
>>484313403Thanks bud
>>484313330Why did the chicken cross the road
>>484313392If it's already this far north, why do these retards think it's just going to suddenly take a hard right turn into Sarasota?
>>484312996everytime i see that stupid fucking sticker i think it says slut life
>>484311661I'm psychically anally raping the hurricane as we speak, it will avoid st pete, although you will get nasty tampa bay water up your asshole from those inferior storm drains. At least they come with free baby clams.
>>484313330>aids
>>484312995
>>484313246REED TIMMER IS LIVE i REPEAT REED TIMMER IS LIVE IN TAMPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM
>>484311604>certified NOAA shill and discord fag,No proof. Fuck off.
>>484313049yeah. and fuckable women like this make me want to get some on the side since the old maid isnt really enthusiastic about fucking or making love anymore.
>>484313079if the jews were all destroyed, the future can be saved.lettings faggots like sam altman and other filthy faggot degenerate evil jews make ai will end it all
>>484314051 Bitch need to get her guts rearanged.
>>484311805He should do it on his chest in case of dismemberment
>>484313921I can't stand that faggot.
>>484313000Digits and isn't that Milton's wife's son hitting first?
>>484311135my nigga>oakhill boys you know we stay rowdy inna club shouting out polk county
St Pete here. Am I dead yet?
>>484313504to avoid the fowl weather
>>484314164fuck yeah
>>484314051then year is 1950. Explain this screenshot to your grandmother at that time.
>>484314736Looks like he was trying to get aids.
