>SPECIAL NOTE: TORNADO OUTBREAK! PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT WARNINGS AND BE SAFE.>NOAA QRD...MILTON GROWING IN SIZE AS IT MOVES CLOSER TO THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE, DAMAGING WINDS, AND FLOODING RAINS EXPECTED ACROSS PORTIONS OF CENTRAL AND SOUTHWESTERN FLORIDA...2:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.3°N 84.0°WMoving: NNE at 16 mphMin pressure: 944 mbMax sustained: 130 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484310538
>14 tornado warningsbased
>nigger already fucked up his iphone in the rainkek he's gonna drown in his front yard somehow.
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484313346Rains starting to pick up heavy in e Tampa again, getting a lot of loud booms
>>484313346>Min pressure: 944 mbwow getting fucking wrecked before land fall, could be a low cat 3
pepe is safe :3
CARNADOSHARKNADOCHICKENADOCRABNADOFIREANTNADO
ROLLING FOR CATEGORY 7
Gatorcane incoming
>>484313346food forest anon here in florida407i'll stream if anything cool happens on kikill make one and post it.anyone else have a food forest?
>>484313416Fuck yeah bro, based as fuck. Gonna go check on the neighbors soon.
>>484313445My house in Sarasota won’t make it :(
Post weather girl slam pigs
im gonna go to bed in about 4 hourswill i get to see americans die before that?
kek wtf i thought this was supposed to kill people
>>484313416This is propaganda
>>484313528good LORD that is a big woman.
>>484313490ROLLING FOR CATEGORY 69
>>484313535There will only be leafs left in the thread
>>484313524My job is in bee ridge. I heard they're getting fucked pretty hard already
kek fort myers florida men already came out to clean up some of the storm shit after tornadoes>>484313504to get to the other side duhhhhhh
>>484313528That's a big bitch.
>>484313528Wood
>>484313512Now this is art
>>484313490looks like you got ZERO, sorry. Go back to your miserable life. :)
>>484313528holy fucking shitshe should not be allowed on camera
baka milton really is sending in tornadoes to soften florida up before.
Proton Flux fueling the storm
>>484313346>14 Tornado Warningspost comfy Tornado livestreamsMax Velocity - Severe Weather Center>https://www.youtube.com/live/yoi9e_kaRDERyan Hall, Y'all>https://www.youtube.com/live/d-V_YnmER0Y
>>484313528
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
Tampa chads win again, not even a foot of storm surge projected.I bet all those who evacuated are feeling dumb right now
BIG WOWhttps://x.com/NWSMiami/status/1844036587052769740
>hurricane calmed to 130mph, cart 4>weakening>phew>20 tornadoes gobbling up the south of floridawtf
>>484313528Why is a good happening all it takes to stir the libidinal desires? a happening truly brings everyone together.
>>484313465Probably a high cat 2. Going to be around 970mbar at landfall.
>>484313603
>>484313560ill give you a proper gander of these BALLS lmfaoooo
>>484313528>>484313679Imagine them slamming their fat tits down on your cock with all their might
/Villages/ bros, where we at?
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr that bridge nigger is back and out front of his house and already losing his shit for anyone who wants to laugh at him againI get it if not just making sure anons know if they do wanna watch him drown in 0ft of water.
>>484313376give me more shots of this whore's ass
this looks spooky
How’s it going Florida bros?
>>484313781
>>484313764Shut the fuck up nigger, no one watches that shit. Stupid as fuck.
>>484313465I was saying its going to be a cat 2 just because of how hyped it was.Will probably be a cat 2 on landfall, its falling apart hard.
>>484313702>storm not even hitting south Florida>needs to fuck it up anywayI hate living here
>>484313528Mommy
God Bless America. Everything will be fine. Hurricane will chicken out and dissipate.
Why is this part of the world so weird? Even the Bermuda Triangle is connected to Florida
>>484313702Wind sheer destroying the cane is ramping up supercells. Lots of spin in the air today.
AHH THE CRABNADO HIT PUBLICS BAKER SECTION
>>484313764No thank send us a clip if a stray lawn chair knocks him the fuck out
>>484313636It isnt fueling shir, this hurricane is getting weaker by the hour. It lost fucking 50mph off its sustained winds for fucks sake.
>>484313824He was unironically the highlight of the helene threads. Other than that he can fuck off and get lynched. Ecelebs should hang.
>>484313465>like i said, CM and NOAA lowball everything because they are murderers>pic rel, most recent recon done by airforce showing 932mb
>>484313784yeahit's the cleanest eye I've seen in quite a whileso much for the downgrading from CAT5
Any know count on tornado warnings? watching a map and there is so much area overlap of the tornado warnings I can't count them.
>>484313819jesus, i want to put oil on her and play with it
>>484313907that made my skin crawl wtf
I have had 4 tornado warnings today and that big tornado you saw on social media passed 3 miles from my house Clewiston 863 reporting in
>>484313346WTF! is this picture real?
>>484313528Thats a big boat
>>484313524Any florida anons having a waterproof reinforced concrete bunker under their house? There must be prepper enthusiasts here
>>484313879The based tradcatch latinx's killed too many kids thinking that it would make the corn grow good. Now the land is cursed with shit weather.
>>484313911I'm hoping he gets swatted again. I was just watching nbc2 and some webcams anyhow so its a nice happy surprise to see his dumb moon cricket ass out in the rain again. This time no tent
anyone got a link to that one tornado that hit country club?
Any roof koreans in Florida?
>>484313819>noesThat’s a jewess
>>484313928Wait he's in Tampa? Where is he now?
>God and Satan casually picking Florida as the battleground in 4k
>>484313934They lowball everything because the rules change with cat 4 and 5 hurricanes. Insurance companies legally have to pay for tons more shit if it’s a cat 5. Trust me, it’s always the money.
>>484313973I posted good streams >>484313647
>>484314011nobody has anything under their house in south Florida unless it's a manufactured home on blocks
>>484314011Underground is underwater here friend
>>484313473that's apu
>>484313416not only that but their attempts at infighting and gaslighting didn't work
>>484314042yes namefaggot it is indeed I'm glad you caught up kekNbc2/abc7 has a box of jew women they horde for storms. A new one showed up last night suddenly
>>484314042More the head shape than anything else.Def a jewess.
>>484314011That would be illegal in Florida.You can't build basements in flood zones retard.
>>484313528I'd press her tits together and fuck them like a pussy, if you know what I mean
>>484313934looks like they only had the first datapoint to report at the 2pm update, they probably wanted to wait for more but knew ppl would be expecting the update
>>484313647REED TIMMER IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM
>>484313934doubt it, I'm literally in the trop storm field area now and just getting 30mph gusts and no sustained winds. this is a massive nothing burger
>>484314011Water line's too high
>>484313996RadarScope app says there are 12 active tornado warnings.
>>484314074I don't know where he is now, outside his house, but he was at the bridge on the bay last time and the waves were cresting over and flooding his shitty tent.
>>484313764>niggers doing it againLmao time to make another 20 bucks shilling
>>484314108thanks
>>484313346it’s falling apart and nothing will happen. Digits confirm
>>484314011Underground and Florida don't mix.
>>4843140004u
>>484314102>what hurricane, goy? your house never had a roof
what is the best stream to watch where i will see fat niggers and weaves floating in croc infested waters?
>Americans think houses built of brick and mortar is a luxury
>>484314188Kinda wanna toss a Molotov at his dumb ass
Zephyrhills here and it's nothing but rain
>>48431392014 Tornados and the storm IS still in Takt. I didnt weaken as they Said it would . They destruction will enourmous rather way . They solar Stormes are mainly responsible. Even souther Europe hot flooded today . You Tell me Pic related IS normal
Any Tampabros still on here?
>>484314154would be understandable if i didn't see that same thing happen for>EVERY SINGLE NOAA UPDATE OVER THE LAST 72 HOURS
>Florida man in Tampa says he's riding out Hurricane Miltonbased
>America is not a third world country>straps the entire fucking house down
>>484314189no thats the best part, they are going to donate subs and shit then refund it or chargeback later kekthey use privacy credit cards for itSo this dumb nigger thinks he's getting rich meanwhile only 10-20% of the donations ever happen. Bonus, he spends the money, and then owes a fee to his bank AND kick
>>484314011Mate do you think real life is minecraft lmao
>>484314102So is this the big weakening or will it still be a cat 4/5 on landfall?
>>484313512aislop still fucking up basics like spelling shit correct on signs.lazy aislop jews cant even be bothered to fix their airslop befor poasting.ffs
>>484314251AyyYO
>>484314251Trashco reporting
>>484314240Really hoping some boomer shows up like last time.
>>484314268If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid
>>484314251I'm in upstate New York. that's kind of the same place
>British fags thinking they still need bricks and small huts because of the trauma of the mustache man
>>484314161niceactual storm chasers?
>>484313528here's one in Tampa
>>484313524describe your house. is it on stilts?
>>484314217>Europoor telling Floridians what big boats are
holy shit everyone moved to the center of florida to avoid the storm surge and now milton is shooting tornadoes in every direction in central florida. lmao. fuck dan marino.
>>484313934Joplin tornado fucked up everyone in the path because nobody took the warnings seriously, wouldn't be surprised if that started NOAA to overhype shit
16 TORNADO WARNINGS RIGHT NOW. GOD DAMN.
Did shoovy die?
How is this not landfall? Half the fucking storm is already over Florida and nothing's happened. Are you fuckers making something out of nothing again, just like Qanon and muh white genocide?
>he doesn't have power in the housekek
What time is it expected to make landfall?
So is this a nothing burger or not? Also are tornados not common when a hurrican comes through?
>>484314268The person that did it was some damned immigrant named mohammad that needs to go back home
>>484314268That's so the roof doesn't separate which happens in high winds you physics challenged retard.
>>484314396It's when the eye of the storm hit land, retard.
>>484314042>>484314139>>484314141what's her name?is she a sephardic jew?
>>484314380sounds like an average iowan afternoon
>>484314359That was expected"Enhanced" tornado area
>>484314383he got arrested on stream
>>484314377NOAA always goes to the far edge of surge numbers when planning evac suggestions. State of Florida does evacs based off those. Basically if there is a 25% chance you get 5 ft of surge? they'll tell you 2-3 days ahead of time to go.
>>484314345It was a rental. I actually moved out of it Monday. My new house (that I will own) closes in about 2 weeks. Was originally supposed to move out today, but bumped it up because of the hurricane. My rental was in an evacuation zone A. It’s going to flood 1000%
>>484314268>ground gets soaked >anchors get loose>straps come offWhat retard thought this was a good idea?
>>484314330Good idea, but I think he didn't use enough straps. The wind force is huge.
what channel is the PHAT ass red dress girl on?
Is Reed Timmer based and Chad pilled? Or Reddit?
>>484314396"Half"the storm is Not even the storm yet . Its Melvin , Milton is rawdogging you ater
last 2 digits x1000 is the amount that will die
>>484314383He might show up herehttps://www.sarasotasheriff.org/arrest-reports/index.php
>>484314402around 9pm-10pm our time lad
>>484314380MOAR
>>484314396>xheLol get fucked nothingburger tranny
https://x.com/WeatherNation/status/1844021346503999978
>>484314355We're getting Kirk tonight too.
>another 4444Holy fuck
>>484314332Which shithole are you in. Buf Roc Cuse Capital?
>>484313528Here's another shot of this piggy
>>484314380Number 17 now
>>484314455>what's her name?anon...>>484314377I should add they also don't rescind those orders if the storm shifts for obvious reasons.
>>484314340she'd be fkn nice if she lost 40lbs
>>484314528High Roller
There's a new tornado warning every two minutes
>>484313928anon is right that shit was stupid
>emergency alert: EXTREMEFuck off with these tornado warnings
Downgraded to cat 2. pathetic
2726 TORNADO WARNINGS. TOTAL FLORIDA DEATH
>>484314555damn
>>484314531Kek. Did he really get arrested? What for?
>>484314459haha true that
>>484314277Just curious because it's mandatory in swiss and super common in europe (not necessarily in the bunker configuration though, in contrast to swiss)
>>484313764Negro is more scared of the police than the hurricane
>>484314499Eh if you drive the anchors deep enough with a sledge it could work.Use 4 foot rods.
rest in piss, nigger diedS
>>484314604>beep be-be-beep-beep
>>484314268holy shit thats the most retarded floridian thing ive seen what would that shit even do??
>>484314445it doesn't work tho
Thank you for taking the numbers off the genny baker. You’re not a narcissistic faggot after all. You are a true fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G55GspnNkBo
Deaded https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>484314604>and here we see an anon who probably won't be alive in the next hourRIP, nice knowing you
>>484313764He just fucking died
EXTREME DEBRIS BALL
>>484314514Reed's just autistic but he's entertaining as fuck.
next best livestream? on the ground action
>>484314557And there will be more storms after its a clusterfuck If uncertanty rn in Atlantic . Solar flares won't Stop
>>484314602Nah thats a valid opinion to have, meanwhile a lot of people found joy in a shitty situation from his retarded ass being harassed by boomers, told to fuck off by county workers, etc.>>484314643Well he was from detroit.
>>484314666Do you have previous use cases to deny it working?
>>484313346thanks franks
>>484314643Dey dats primo looting time! Gotta git dem phat guds.
>>484313819
>>484314654RIP tent. It could have been used on a camping trip by a family.
>>484313570Close toothpaste anon
>>484314041We're all roof Koreans here, Korean or not.
>>484314445florida you use double strap and if it's older like that dudes house single strap should suffice. mine is single strap and didn't lose a single shingle gutter or soffit with 160mph winds with ian. if you lose your roof with single or double strap then that house was destined to get smashed regardless. pool cages are a different story.
But in all seriousness how is everything Florida bros? Still have power?
>>484314557 whatever Atlas is. They sun doesnt Like it at all
RememberIf you are in a mandatory evacuation zone and do not evacuate, you will be arrested.I will PERSONALLY handcuff and perp walk you in front of the news cameras.Any questions?
>>484314728https://youtu.be/SWuOYBET_n0 this eceleb is driving like a retard through areas he shouldn't be inhopefully he dies and his jew family in new york suffers
>>484314514>>484314336Yes, Reed Timmer is based and major storm-pilledHe routinely heads to the middle of hurricanes and tornadoes, just so we can watch him get blown away.
>fuckload of warnings>"10%"Lmao.
>>484314684F
Getting some sloppy choppy in e Tampa
>>484314739it's called, a hurricane that doesn't give a fuck about your stupid straps as it blows debris and wind up and down your anus
>>484314808Bonita springs here. We still have power. Rain band has passed for now
>>484314730yuupSun keeps pumping us full of global warming
To the FloridiansAre your phones just blowing up with emergency alerts right now?
>>484314812>farts towards you
>>484314858S*
>>484314662the straps will play sweet harmonies in the hurricane winds
! NEW TORNADO WARNING !! NEW TORNADO WARNING !! NEW TORNADO WARNING !! NEW TORNADO WARNING !It just doesn't stop>>484314555Kino
>>484314268This guy is going to have a picture circulate with all of his neighbors roofless houses and his own intact. "They said I was crazy."
>>484314846>Artix Systemd is based. Get with the times gramps.
>>484314845cool thanks
>>484314808Just south of Orlando, still have power
>>484314737honestly If you're just going to spam it nonstop just make your own thread
>>484314903George Flood dindu nuffin
>>484314684Banned or died I think the nig pushed his luck this time
>>484313346TOTAL TAMPA DE-ACK
>>484314899I have those turned off
>>484314596and no nados and blackpilled chasers
>>484314491>>484314583Can't even 100% predict weather anyway, like that one hurricane who froze over texas at the last minute and shitted out water for daysdamned if you do, damned if you dont
So the hurricane was a nothingburger?Seems like it was a little rain and that's it.
>>484313451Hang in there. Thoughts and prayers, Tampanon.
>>484314956Milton was gud boi!
>>484314895Whoever is telling me there Is no cohencidence , glows brighter than this Motherfucker in the Sky
>>484314763Kek this reminds me a of commercial that terrified me when I was little. It was for cold medicine. I'd be watching Simpsons or Everybody Loved Raymond, and the ad would come on of a man morphing into a giant nose.
>>484314555>tornadowonder if anyone has a good video that has the authentic sound of being in a tornado's path, because Helene hit Ga 1:00 AM and i heard insane sounds as i stood on my back porch - pretty sure we had multiple tornadoswe get tons of storms every year but i have NEVER heard that particular sound before
its been raining a lot
>>484314955Cry about it nigger you were probably sobbing the last time about it too
Are tornadoes likely to be spawned north of FL?Like in Iowa?Say no, I just threw out my back. In pain.
>>484314878See use case here >>484314792
>>484314991and 17 tornado warnings, 3-5 are currently set down that radar can see
this faggot streaming is only freaking out about tornadoes because of his jew sponsor selling tornado shelters
>>484313636I am going to fire up the radio, a shame the sky is cloudy, maybe we would have auroras
>>484314684>>484314701>>484314654>>484314858oh nostream is kill
>>484314555checkedavoid the suckzone
>>484314899Have been all day and yesterday too. It’s the super loud amber alert ones too. It’s funny when you’re in a group of people tho and everybody starts beeping and there’s that period where you don’t know what it’s for until the first person looks and it just like, oh it’s just a tornado warning. Thought it could be something serious
>>484313528dump a load in that braphog
>>484313451get your ass to a safe place lad and keep your head down
>>484314965He's ded
>>484315031idk but last night i heard what i think were bats making silly noises and ive hardly ever heard them before at all
>>484314956Lainey saved the day
>>484315097We can go bigger
>>484314630Assuming his history he was probably in the unfinished condo without permission.https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1832058439767601321
>>484314991Dude are you smoking meth. It hasn't even hit yet and tornados are destroying southern flordia where everyone ran too
>>484313346>26.3°NHoly crap, didn't know USA is on same parallel as Sahara
>>484314998We chillin bro!
MILTON STOP JERKIN ME OFF>>484314955..? I posted it once in the thread. It was for informational reasons. He's dead. Its ok anon. You'll survive I swear.>>484314956HE WAS GONNA BE A ROCKET SURGEON!>>484314988Of course. Thats why I like the nbc2 stream, they just give data and talk about it. Its a very "florida man" setup they do. >Hey you could be fucked, we'll be here btw.I also like that they go on fm radio locally when the power goes out.
>>484313346239 here. Birds ain't scared, power's back... we're okay bros.
>>484314531why did people report him, this was going to be a comfy stream
>>484315169Yes anon that's literally why we get hurricanes.
>>484315153Maybe hate rape but otherwise Wood not
cant lie i wish we had more natural disasters in swedena little bit of life and death by nature i feel does the soul goodgets the heart racing you know"worst" i've ever experienced was a 5.0 earthquake which felt like laying on the hood of a running car for a couple of seconds
>>484315169A lot of people miss this when they move to florida as well that it is fucking low as hell, florida's big dick hangs out into the gulf.It is subtropical swampland. That is why yankees run from ac to ac. They can't cope with the reality of 80+% humidity most of the year.
>>484313647>>484314161You know how many tornadoes I saw yet ? 0.
>>484315108I'm based zone E and second story in an 70 year old block building We cooling, weather scawy tho lmao
>>484315234No you don'tThey range from annoying to very very not fun
>>484315192Best GIF in town
>>484314583>>what's her name?>anon...i'm talking about the one in red, but forget it, low iq guy
>>484315234It's fun when they hit nigger areas and their incompetence is displayed for the world to laugh at
all the tamponians fled south just to eat tornados for lunch while i'm eating pub subs
tfw space coast, directly in the pathtfw out of town and gonna miss the whole thing Kinda sucks. Wish I could have been home for this, instead im out of state worrying about my trees getting blown over
>>484313346america is sending out an emergency warning. china is sending dragons to conjure hurricanes and destroy part of the country.
nothingeverhappensthis little tropical breeze is a nothingburger
>>484315234i personally like living life on easy mode
>>484315203John, bro. I thought you were at Tracy’s?! If you don’t go over there you know she’s going to hit Kyle up…. Just saying
>>484314492yeah, that part of town is the original low one story beach houses which were meant to be disposable not 500k
>>484315297>i'm talking about the one in red....ANON>low iq guy....PLEASE
>>484314808Bradenton. Nothing but a little wind and rain so far.Might be wiped off the map later tho.
Estero FL hereparents are napping on the couch. sister is STILL crying over beaches being destroyed. im eating fritos and apple cider, reaching peak comfy in the next 3-6 hours. if power is still on, will be playing batman arkham knight on new game plus
these dudes look like redditorsanyone got a better stream?
>>484315348Again, John is already married to Tracy lmaoo
Good news for Disney-hating sisters.https://x.com/WaltDisneyWorld/status/1843747225928654950https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/disney-parks-direct-path-hurricane-milton-face-200-million-hit
Hey guys, honest question. I have a sliding glass door facing north. The eye is heading right for me, and gusts of wind are gonna be blowing south, right into it. The door is not sealed, so wind blows between the frame on the whole perimeter, as well as between the two doors in the middle. It's also an apartment enclosure, so wind blowing at the door effectively gets to get blow into a pocket.Is it okay if I sealed literally every crack, or do I run the risk of too much wind pressure building up and imploding my door?
>>484315374>sister is STILL crying over beaches being destroyed.she can donate to the beach recovery funds like a good little goy
>>484313346You call that little wind a cat5 ?Nigger, your houses are made of wood.
Shoovy got shot by the copsGeorge Flood got swept away by the windIt's over
>>484315203239 here power never flickered once. i don't live on the poor side of the river thoughcape chads
>>484315406I know bro! But it hasn’t stopped her from calling up Kyle before!
>>484315395https://www.youtube.com/live/d-V_YnmER0Yseems good so far
>>484315374keep us posted. tonight is the real happening
>>484315451Anon... we're not even started yet with this storm.
>>484315365stop shitting up the thread with terrible presumptions
stay safe ameribros x
>>484315363Yeah, the neighborhood I was in, Arlington park, was one of the first neighborhoods in Sarasota. The house was built in the 50’s, but recently remodeled. It’s going to be flooded out and destroyed. I lucked out on timing.
>>484315426evacuate
>>484314268This prevent the shingles from just peel off in one big piece.Turns out asphalt shingle is really garbage tier roofing material, that is only popular in america because kikes convinced them that 10 to 20 years is a good lifespan for the single most important weather barrier on your house.
>>484315426I got the same set up, don't worry about it desu. If you are just put up a dresser in front of it
Absolute STATE of Americans. I've been watching this so called hurricane for hours now, and it just looks like every other day in the UK. People really evacuated to escape this mild weather?
>>484313879geography goes dumber and dumber with each iteration of LHC run, you wouldn't believe what the world looked like in the 90s, so much cleaner lines, Australia far away from Indonesia, no stupid mexican california
>>484315468i was kinda looking for one thats on site but thanks
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
>>484315501>"skull-e look at that alien">"mold err that is clearly a flying alligator">*xfiles theme stinger plays*>>484315509stop shitting up the thread with your good presumptions then
>>484314332I guess if you're a jew rat you can thrive in any climate.
>>484315507bruh unless it's name is ian idgaf
>>484315459I shot at Kyle onceHe a bitch lmao
As a bored Kansasfag what can I do to help Floridians after Milton staples the west coast of Florida?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc_hvuO2DRg>we have whores>i repeat we have whores
>>484315426The little alcove creates a pressure bubble that will save your door. Check it
It was supposed to weaken more than this already
>>484315169Most of the contiguous US is south of Europe latitudinally.
>>484315451>Grr, I have your tacos grr
>>484313697What in the fuck is that ugly ass car holy shit.`
>>484315600consider this: milton is an even dorkier name than ian.Think about it.
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
>>484315064why you are whiteknighting for a dumb nigger I will never understand>>484315192It's pretty much all you've been talking about since the thread started. Even the memeflag is above you right now
>>484315599No Jews in upstate. They stay south of Poughkeepsie
>>484315663clapped out camry
>>484313907>1 Crab awe>2+ crab close togetherno
>>484315395imagine the smell
based
>>484315451Lehigh is invincible, stay gay, Gape Oral.
>>484315684You're unironically the only one still talking about it.
>>484315645Accordion to who?
>>484313535no because Floridians aren't pussy bitches like you literal actual cucks.
>>484315663Toyota Camry
>two grand slams back to back through the reddest parts of floridaGod sure has picked a candidate this election huh
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484315745>>484315745>>484315745>>484315745NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD
https://kick.com/essie_gotback_kick
>>484315730>Lehigh is black*fixed that for you, treyshawndarious
>>484315663>"you dont understand bro i NEED to have those stickers bro how else will everyone know my car is special bro?
>>484315719Party in there until the fucking world ends
>>484315564It hasn't even made landfall yet lmao nigger
>>484315719Hahahaha fuck yeah, that's the spirit
>>484315426Cover the glass with scotch tape, it'll be less dangerous if it explodes and easier to clean.
>>484315665Don’t forget the number this time
>>484315468>seems good so farwho's gonna tell him?
>>484315628paradise is calling lmao
>moved away from Tampa years ago>live on the other side of the country>never changed phone number so still have the area code>phone won't stop blowing up with alerts and calls
IT’S CLOUD SEEDING YOU FAGGOTS WAKE UP!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSSfaAdCY6c
>>484315684Keep yapping your jaws whiny nigger think he got hit with a stop sign anyways so it's smooth sailing
>>484315770It was. Somehow that was preferable than the cuban/haitian leak over from Miami it is now
>>484315734i'm not the one bringing it up and polluting each thread with 10 posts about it like a stupid nigger
>>484315518man they are trying to sell these shitboxes way above their weight class
>>484315859kek>add the number>"NOOOOO NUMBER BAD">don't add the number>"don't forget the number this time"
>>484315730>lehigh acres>acres like a prison camp>where they pushed all the nogs n beanersk buddy
>>484314268If it works huge credit to this wild retard.
>>484314278I don’t know, it will be hard to judge till data from private citizens is available. Hurricane Ida was like that, anemometers were showing over 160, but it was still classed as a cat 4.
Gigantic cat 2 nothingburger
>>484315955>i'm not the one bringing it up>brings it up 5 more timeskek I love how obvious you discord northerner jew trannies arego back to ukraine and trump threads where you belong
somebody bake new one
>>484315921>bunyare you from ace ?
Not a lot of dumb storm chasers streaming... I was hoping the ubiquity of livestreaming services would've resulted in kino shots
>>484315155pssssbbbbt
Threads have been fun but I really do hope you Floridanons are safe
>>484315758Bless you.
>>484316353anon...>>484315745
>>484313535floridian here. i'm refilling my scotch and lighting a cigar through the storm as I watch videos of swedes being cucked.
>>484316169you're the one who claims to be a democrat cracker arent you. every thread you just post a combination of jew and nigger takes like you're bbl drizzy then start calling other people yanks for having normal southerner opinions. I can tell its you because you're the only one who ever brings up northerners. go brush your teeth the infection is spreading to your brain
>>484315029afrin nasal sprayextreme jewish men and women drafted to make those.
>>484315451Cape floods in a lot of areas. Stay safe bro.
>>484314666he has tractor trailer straps hooked onto at least 3 ft anchors.. those anchors are secure as fuck as you wouldn't even be able to ratchet those straps tight if they weren't. also Florida code requires straps on roofs... so if this guy's house is still standing and with the original roof that has no straps, then you can see, if you're not a complete fucking moron, that this does indeed actually work because if it didn't his roof would have been blown off years ago and the new roof would've required straps
>>484314823usually florida sheriffs are cool, bigtime FAFO pedo sting guys. but this faggot managed to be a faggy fake and gay florida sheriff.
>>484316824>Oh my God.what is this?
