>NOAA QRD...MULTIPLE TORNADO WARNINGS IN EFFECT ACROSS FLORIDA PENINSULA... ...TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS MOVING ONSHORE THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA...3:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.6°N 83.7°WMoving: NE at 16 mphMin pressure: 948 mbMax sustained: 130 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484318197
:O((((((((((
how many hours
hurricanes are fake and gay
Florida just died… wtf
FUCK NIGGERS AND JEWS
Aww baby pictures
I'm getting bored... gonna pop a few 'dryls..
>>4843212104.45hours
rolling for the storm to wash me into the sea
>but the news told me there was going to be a 10-ft surge
WHERE IS LOOKNER!?
>>484321118Weakening storm. Hours away. Yup. Another nothingburger you trannies from discord overhyped.
>>484321118rolling for tit poster to return
I WANT A CAT 5
Starting to get windy here in Carollwood Tampa. Neighbors (renters?) down the street house burned down last night and now basically doesn't have a roof.
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF COOMERS
>PDS tornadoes in a HurricaneWell thats new
Just letting this here
Looking tasty.
All filthy goyim are being exterminated.
helo sars where is hurricane breast nudity
>>484321210current prediction is landfall in 5 hours. it changed from 9 hours just one hour ago though so it will likely change
just 2 more hours
Estero FL hereSoup status: MADE. Bread status: BUTTERED. approaching maximum comfy levels.
it's retarded how a weather general of all things draws in a type of arrogant asshole that inhibits these threads... as if they know fuck all about anything, so something as simple as weather becomes their topic to gatekeepkindly fuck yourself, faggotand before the whole thread becomes butthurt, i'm not talking about the majority, just a select few assholes
Tracking WELL north of the projected path on the wobble tracker now>https://www.wfla.com/weather/tracking-the-tropics/live-wobble-tracker-changes-in-hurricane-miltons-path-could-have-huge-impacts/
Nothingburgerbros are getting too cocky
Fort Myers already getting fat storm surge.
Pray for this BOYhttps://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=42036
>>484321232Its fucking gone
>>484321118Very important question, do Florida anon know how to swim and do Florida niggers know how to swim. Will you drown today my fellow burgers? Will the alligators chimp out and start swimming in the streets and homes?
LAME nothing ever happens
When does the looting start? I just downed 10 grams of cubensis, my cock is rock hard and i want to erase a niggers face with my 12 gauge.
>>484321307My penis is hard
>>484321382tbf, it's down to a cat3 already
rolling for ttd
Is anyone else in the Fort Murray area/Lee County?I got slapped by the tornado but since then it’s been quiet. Is this hurricane still going to hit us hard?
>>484321324link?
>>484321324TOTAL TAMPA DEATH PLEASE
spicy wind near the east coast
is it still cat 4 or is it getting weaker?
>>4843213512 1 3
Ryan Hall, Y'allOver 300K Watchinghttps://youtu.be/d-V_YnmER0Y
It's about to make landfall in like an hour huh?
nothing ever happens
>>484321361forgot pic.also my sister stopped crying about fort myers beach being destroyed.
KIKENER IS LIVE
Praying for Lt. Dan
>>484321415Floridians know this is a nothingburger. Only a faggot Slavic mongoloid would think this storm is going to do anything significant
Spiritual floridian here; this is a big ol' nothingburger and a general for faggots and democrats.
>>484321507discord tranny, y'all
ITT: simps
>>484321457Fort myers. Weird auto correct.
>>484321429They will drown, gators will start swimming everywhere if the 12 feet of water is correct, it's going to be a shitshow
>>484321210336
>>484321507>soiboi streaming from his cuckshedMight as well go watch vtubbers
>>484321369No fuck you. We're only gatekeeping if you're shilling against a natural disaster, which is dumb.You're not stopping meme magic faggot.
WHERE IS BAKER MAYFIELDKEEP THE MVP SAFE AND GET HIM TO SAFEtYTHIS IS THE OMLY THING THAT CAN PREVENT THE BUCS FROM GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL (whereupon they will be defeated by the Detroit Lions)
>>484321424 Drop the FLAG >Not today, CIA>Go away, NSA>Nice try, FBI>No thank you, GCHQ>Don't mind me, FSB>At least you're trying your best, CSIS>Is this really your priority, Navajo Tribal Utility Authority>Not taking your bait, Department of State>Sloppy job bad, Mossad>Eat shit and die, Neoliberal Lie>Fuck your idpol, Cointelpro>Good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security>Stop taking the piss, goddamn ASIS>Keep staring at the banch, Canadian Special Branch>Clean up this mess, Chinese MSS>Dont lead astray, BKA>I wont confess, VfS>Can't catch me, NKVD>You big gay, TSA>This is no time to snooze, Khmer Rouge>Miss me with that terror shit, MI6>Roll over and die, MI5
>>484321461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25MZQ0n9v6M
>>484321307trashyhot on the right but what an absoulte homunculus on the left there
>>484321551>Spiritual floridian herewelcome brother
>>484321533Looks comfy. I'm eating rice and tendies tonight.
>>484321477>The eyewall, especially the eastern half, seems to be getting stronger and better defined on recent frames. I'm afraid the weakening may not last much longer.
>>484321307life on easy mode
>>484321307the girl on left, what is that bikini style called? want one for my gf but have learned that showing a girl a pic of someone wearing something leads to an argument.
>>484321461I have these ones :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/6K7KXT0FP6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1nixGzrXx0
>>484321429You wouldn't do anything, loser. Like you haven't done anything about the 10 million plus brown hoards they imported into your shithole, loser. Kill yourself
>>484321525Take your meds
>>484321566Nothing wrong with wanting to look at some tits
>>484321307This is glass isn't it?>Imagine shattering and sharp jagged pieces impaling them live KEK
>>484321549Do you live in Tampa or near Tampa? Where can we bet that this is not a nothingburger
>>484321477It's still 4 iirc
>watching webcam streams of this shit while far, far away wrapped in my snuggieI love hurricane season. What makes watching disasters elsewhere in the world so comfy?
>>484321118Getting windy in Palm Beach.TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
A lot of these FL500 cameras are either not loading or down completely. Whatever is happening here, its over for most of the streams. That's SR39 almost out of communication completely.
>>484321382Its going to be a weak cat 2 at landfall with this rate of decay.
>>484321373it seems I will be winning yet againnother-ever-happensfags get the rope1
For me it's the Milton twins
>>484321507Kill yourself tranny faggot.
>>484321214This.
>>484321545he'll be ok bwo
>>484321653He’s literally me>except for consooming figurines/collectibles. Shits gay.
>>484321533you got vegetables and meat in that or jut tomato pure and warm broth?
>>484321711According to who?
Naples pier washing away https://www.youtube.com/live/6K7KXT0FP6Q
>>484321653Just in Case you missed it yesterday
>>484321470I'd be worried.
>>484321668It is a nothingburger, you idiot. You got duped by literal transsexuals who organize on discord and shit up the board. 130 mph losing strength hours to landfall. Nothingburger
To all my fellow Floridians, I wish you a very delicious pub sub tonight.
TTD still possible bros
>>484321736Goodnight sweet prince
>>484321648Gotta learn to not argue back. Let her get heated, say enough for her to keep going, intentionally pop a boner while she gets angry, see if she goes for it
>>484321736The manatees got him, RIP
>>484321260oh no
>>484321533Checked and comfy pilled. Is that a minestrone?
I am back, so what's up?
lol its over nothing happenstotal nothingburger
>>484321623 Those rhymes are killing man, congrats, love them
>>484321736AI image. You can tell because the legs are fucked up
>>484321736Fuck that bell end.
Why are burgers such panicking pussies? Literally afraid of a little bit of wind and rain kek, imagine being this scared
brandon is on fire
>>484321866yeah he's missing several toes
>>484321507>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDEMax Velocity has 90k watching toothis is like the superbowl for them
>>484321783>>484321841its a minestrone soup
>>484321795what? it hasn't been rebuilt since ian
>>484321885Youre projecting klaus
>>484321816In that case I will mail them my 1 feet long poop
>>484321653I'm doing pretty good, but I guess I need to learn some magic tricks and gamble more.
Look, it’s not that I’m not trying it’s just that I don’t care! If I get cat 5 two times and the weather channel gets a few more viewers I get downgraded! Where’s the motivation in that? And get this, I have 800 autists on /AHSG/ watching my every move, 800 bob, so that means whenever I move or wobble I have 800 autists and the weather channel telling me I’m a nothingburger. But you know what… that’ll make me just work just as hard to level Sarasota and Tampa.
>>484321407A tornado went through it earlier. It’s fucked lmao.
The weather hasn't changed on any of these streams in about 4 hours now. Happeningfags on suicide watch.
>>484321470It didn’t even move a power pole lol
imagine being so fat that being a bit stressed/excited makes your watch think you're actually doing physical activity.
I hope that hurricane gets even stronger and wipes Tampa off the fucking map. Fuck the buccaneers
>>484322006Nothing ever happens man, I am getting blue balled every time
>>484321885A real German would be autistic enough to enjoy a good cane and study it. But here you are acting like a brown paki/jeet abomination.>>484321936enjoy!
>>484321564>>484321594>>484321717https://youtu.be/d-V_YnmER0Y
>>484322033>and having an apple watch to track itKEK
I WANT A FUCKING CAT 5
>>484321885low iq. my neighborhood is located 15 miles away from water. far away from highest evac zone and a non flood zone, and 60ft elevation. They're all panicking trying to find a parking garage for their cars. I can tell who has moved here recently.
>>484322125THAT'S ONLY WIND!
>>484322006Landfall isn’t for another 8 hours or so. Just keep cranking your hog I guess
>people still think categories above 3 matterIf a storm reaches Category 3, it's a major disaster if it hits a city. Winds can intensify further but they won't do any more meaningful damage to a major city, the storm surge will, and a Cat 3 is going to bring a surge big enough to completely destroy a city. It's like you people are too young to remember Katrina. That also started as a Category 5 out in the gulf, then weakened to "only Category 3" when it hit land, and that killed over a thousand people (that were confirmed anyway, plenty hundreds of others are still just "missing") and destroyed huge swathes of New Orleans and surrounding areas.
lol weatherfags need to take their meds. Every news station is now saying the hurricane will be cat 1 at the most. The storm chasers are not bothering anymore as it's a waste of timw to chase such a nothing burger hurricane. What a waste of time following this shitticane.
hauling ass to Tampa Bay
>All of these faggots from outside of Florida telling us about our weather
>>484321620>We're only gatekeeping if you're shilling against a natural disaster, which is dumb.i'm not, you stupid fuckin niggeryou dumb fucks assume all kinds of bullshit because you're retarded midwits
>>484322104fuck ryan hall. we watch max velocity around here.
Don't forget to watch us all lose power ladshttps://poweroutage.us/area/state/florida
>>484321373All hail the wobble.
>>484321736> not disabled btw
lol it’s over. Like I’ve been saying. It’s currently at Cat 3. Will be a 2 at landfall. Landfall between Bradenton and Sarasota.
>>484321369>as if they know fuck all about anythingLook asshole I've been around weather all my life.
>>484321793Me
Are you psychos actually hoping people die?
Its funny because England had 120mph winds once and this boomer weatherman said it would be a nothingburger. Not many dead but it did heem 6 of the 7 oaks in sevenoaks.
>>484322214there's like a billion tornadoes wrecking half of florida right now and milton isn't close yet. shut up imbecile.
>>484322212still a nonhappening unless it hits tampa
>>484321622Bucs and Lions are in the same conference retard.
>>484322131What do the natives do differently?
>>484322244i love all the Europeans trying to have an opinionwhen we need to talk about street shitters and knife attacks we’ll give you a call mate
>>484321861Its gud Pasta
>6ft surge>lots of single story housesI guess some Boomers could still manage to die to this
>>484321648Micro bikini. Wicked Weasel is the big brand for stuff like that. Wish I could find a GF down for it, none of mine ever have been.
IT KEEPS PULLING NORTH
>>484322356Evil energy in this post
>>484322334>I hope that hurricane gets even stronger and wipes Tampa off the fucking map.>Are you psychos actually hoping people die?Nigga what
Looking a lil floody...
Texas Stormchasershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lyyLzq0X78
>>484322356fancy seeing you here, /smg/fag
>>484322244Most of this loser board never leaves their homes
>>484321715They're bait and switch. They do lesbian shit with other women but never with each other. Watch OPUD-348 if you want to see actual twins doing lesbian stuff.
I've lived through at least 350 canes' and I can guarantee this one is a certified nothingburger
my girlfriend finally got dismissed from work, but because it was so fuckjng late (sarasota NCH hospital) shes deciding to shelter at a motel with her bossso mad that NCH forced everyone to stay so late.
>>484321461This explains it simple enough even kindergarteners can understand how it works
>>484321361>Soup status: MADE.>Bread status: BUTTERED.>approaching maximum comfy levels.time stamp or larping?
>>484322214They're lying for insurance purposes.Look at military date for the truth. The insurance companies have to pay out way more money if it's "officially" a cat 5, versus a cat 4 or lower.
when is landfall?
Almost looks like eyewall is strengthening. People saying this is a non event are assholes. I was starting a new business in Ft Meyers and it got hit by a fucking tornado. Fuck yourselves
>>484322334Somethingburgerfaggots get whats coming to them.
>>484321407water level is rising at Naples, is it South of Fort Myers ? But I guess it is the way the system turns counter clockwise, rising water on the bottom side ?
>>484322353It's definitely hitting tampa. Every single projection for the storm currently has the storm surge hitting Tampa. It's merely a question of how close to the center of the storm Tampa will get, which hardly matters when the storm is this big.
>>484322488see>>484321533
>>484321736he is so fucked. Pretty sure he's staying in the boat.
>>484322374just relax :)you know it's like how if you get in a car wreck you have a better chance of surviving if you're drunk
>publix pre cooked bacon stops being stocked>hurricanes everywhere It's Joever. Will we ever get Publix bacon back?
>>484322476Uh oh, I am jealous instead of you, get them anon
>>484322212The rules for insurance, disaster relief and all sorts of other things change if it’s a cat 5. Immagine not needing permits to rebuild anything, insurance having to pay every claim and the government funding building projects like it was a base in Iraq. It would be expensive and amazing. They don’t want it to happen.
>>484322427Tampa on suicide watch again
>>484322238It’s going to be a photo finish
i guess God hates Republicans
>>484322419>wish i had a turbowhore gfwhy
>>484322443>>484322356hello frens
>>484322427Isn't that a good thing? It needs to pull North if you want it to hit Tampa.
>>484322374In most cases? Literally do nothing at all. Many didn't even board up around here. They're the natives. I boarded most of house but only because i use plylox clips and it took 30 minutes. The non plylox windows i just left bare. It's fine to be honest. Nothing going to happen
>>484322567He left.He's brown so he can't be lt. dan.He would've been impervious to damage because of his meth magic, now his boat will die.
Milton is already fucking dying. What a nothingburger of a storm.
>>484322569Okay but did the natives better protect their cars?
Good afternoon my buddies. What stream are we watching (there are so many), and is it tonight the hurricane makes landfall?
>>484322476congratulations anon you're gonna be a father in 9 months
>>484322476>with her bossIt’s truly over
>>484322131Based
>>484322654natives built their cars on stilts in the everglades
>>484322523>starts a business>in cane' territory>gets caned>blames the people who told him not toQuintessential american logic
>>484322619He lives in Tampa kek
>>484322506you’re wrong, the only thing remotely close to what you’re describing is a named storm deductible. category impacts nothing
doubles and he survives
>>484322627Can you use a tripcode so I can see if you’re dead tomorrow or if it all worked out?
>>484322476order some 'za and play some vidya
>>484322427lmao it's gonna hit the bend and go to NC
>>484322619TTD was funny and all but obviously I don't want my home getting a direct hit
>>484322476Damn dude fucking same. My GF works at Waffle House and she's not getting off until 5pm. They're sheltering at her boss's house because it's like a mile away. I sent her 500 apple cash so she could get food and water but I'm not sure they have time. I'm worried sick.
>>484322452Twins are my thing man.Appreciated
>>484322374>>484322627But if that shit was a cat 5 landing, the natives would have boarded but not evacuated. the non natives would have evacuated. The non natives that didn't evacuate are freaking the fuck out lol
It's been raining the whole day here in Finland. Coincidence? Forecast says raining continues until saturday. This much rain is quite uncommon here.
Why the fuck wasn't North Carolina prepared for Helene? Like their fucking hockey team is named the Hurricanes for fuck's sake.
stupid fuckin niggers shitting these threadskys
>>484322532Yeah Naples south of fort myers. Storm is above us now and pulling water in
>>484321533Did you calm her down with the D
>>484322742see >>484322642
>huge tornado>in the middle of nowhere
What's wrong with Tampa anyway? Why do you want it gone?
>>484322476Let me guess, you've to stay at home and mind her kid..
>>484314555Based, I live in Ft Lauderdale
>>484322647Storms don't last forever. What were you expecting it to just never die? I swear this is the lowest IQ board full of sheltered manchildren. Makes /r9k/ look normal
>>484322591But even Katrina wasn't a cat 5 when it hit. That's the point I'm making here. The most destructive Hurricane of the 21st century was "only cat 3" when it made landfall. Where do retards get the idea that "lol not cat 5" is a nothing burger? Where do you imagine the storm surge went from when it was cat 5? That it just disappeared? It's still being pushed by the storm. The winds degrading in intensity didn't make the wall of water that is coming any shorter.
>>484322680watching this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Qlistening to this one, the emergency broadcast ist top comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5qUJATOcoDon't want some talking head on my streams
Central florida starting to get consistent rain. Constant tornado warnings
>>484322827Cubans and Boomers.
>>484321820Rolling for TTD
>>484322797EAS' were issued so late that the hurricane had already taken out most of the cell structurealso was the worst flooding/storm in something like 100 years for that area
my rental property empire is safe once again thank you based milton
>>484321307based thots
>>484322855idk man the live streams all show a bit of rain, seems fine?
>>484322880niggers and jews* northerner
>all Waffle Houses in Tampa have closedbros...
This is a major nothingburger. Miltion is expected to slow down drastically over land.
>>484322870tornado warnings died off 407 here
>>484322850I expected it to die AFTER hitting Florida. Bitch storm can't handle a little bit of shear.
My power just went out in Orlando. I hate my old shitty neighborhood so much bros
>>484322244It really is annoying.
>>484322616Not for other dudes, I just want her to wear stuff like that in a private pool or secluded beach or whatever 'cause it's hot but my main ex was prudish as fuck even when I was the only one who'd ever see it, wouldn't even wear sexy panties under full coverage clothing or anything, and I've never dated anybody else long enough to get the chance. (Plus a lot of them were really boring about stuff like that too.)
>>484322855I’m hearing we’re getting a 44ft storm surge
>>484321272Have patience, bitch
>>484322855New Orleans isn't built for a storm like that. Most of the FL coast is a cat 5 in Florida might not cause much damage
Digits and the indian burial mounds magic protects Tampa.
>>484322941its been over and you didn't even know it
>>484322941My GF said they're not closing until 5pm, is this true?
>>484322855>employing logic and engaging in earnest discussion with burgerfags in a happening thread stop hitting yourself anon there’s no juice in that lemon
Sarasota here. Pretty sure the eye is gonna pass directly over my house.
>>484322855Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger. Katrina only was devastating because the hicks couldn't build levees strong enough. How fuckkn stupid are you? Kill yourself.
>>484322929The storm is still hours away from landfall. You're seeing the barest outer edge of it.
>>484322789Based, my personal favorite is LLAN-001. It's the most awkward incest film I've ever seen.
>>484322742Fuuuuuck
>>484322476hotwifexxx.com watermark appears
>>484322433Yes. I genuinely hope it kills a fuckload of people. Have you ever been to Florida? It's mostly browns, blacks, pajeets, and the whites that DO live there are of the nigger variety. I hope 10,000+ people are killed, then i hope another hurricane hits riiiiight as the restoration and recovery efforts take full swing.
Kamala harris stopped the storm
>>484322334>Are you psychos actually hoping people die?no, quite the opposite, I just took a shower and I'm relaxing on the couch laughing at retards and the mainstream media. You see, my IQ is 135 and I have already digested all the vital information about this storm, ran the numbers in my head and I know its a nothingburger and won't do a lot of damage. But its always fun to watch stupid people being wrong, shit never gets old.
TTDbros, Hold steady
Which stream is the best?
>>484322827100 years of seethe and cope
>>484322742Last number even, he's dead . . .
>>484322981magics gone, tampa will get it. it will buzzsaw up and make landfall in pensacola
>>484322427>IT KEEPS PULLING NORTH
>>484322916Tampafag in chicago and I genuinely think if we keep up these 2004-level hurricane seasons every year that we're going to see a lot of people move back to the great lakes you have positioned yourself well anon
>>484322823are we sure he lefthe seemed dead set on staying
Why are americans such pansies? Looks like an average day in July here.
>>484322955I hope you and your ladies stay safe and dry anon
>>484322476her... female boss?
>>484322909>worst storm in 100 yearstwo weeks later>worst storm in 100 yearsI'm not falling for this shit again.
https://www.vision-environnement.com/livecams/webcam.php?webcam=sarasotanot sure where this one is :https://www.weatherbug.com/weather-camera/?cam=ARCDD>>484322813you'll be ok anon ?
>>484321258He was so filled with potential then. Almost all gone now, just a husk of what he was.
>>484323026What logic? He is a faggot that completely disregarded that Louisiana is a shithole and had failed leves.
>>484323072Yes you preddit posters cried about it like 3-4 threads ago.
>>484321409it's hoever
>>484322960Bonita springs here. Still have power. Still have AC. Still have computer. Still have tv. Still maximum comfy
>>484323093theyre all in the coop already, it's a little windy
>>484323037How many hours? I have work tomorrow, can't it just hurry up and get to the good part where lots of stupid boomers die?
>>484322955At 12 it looked like it was going to die above 863, but now it looks like it'll live
>>484321622Wut normally citiea hit by natural disasters end up winning a title. My money is on the lightning
>>484321470Weeee
Fug WC people are concerned it’s not going east like they thought and instead heading right for Tampa bay instead
I swear to god if I see another leafcuck or europoor say this storm is going to kill us I'm going to make it my life's mission to have gators invade their swamps and create ecological disasters.Just because you babies piss yourself over some thunder doesn't mean everyone is as weak.
>>484322941Even FEMA uses the Waffle House Index to gauge the severity of hurricanes
>>484321549Last words status: Famous
>>484322796>mixing Florida and FinlandForbidden love.
Digits confirm Miami, Boca Raton, and the panhandle get Obliterated.
>>484322960must live in winter park or bithlo
>>484322855Im not naive about this not being a bog deal. Jove been preparing for two weeks and I’m not even in its path. Were all gonna get fucked, it would be nice if all the tax money we put in helped to rebuild in a similar way we do to third world shit holes.
>>484322742Niewybuch
this storm is like super fucking weak now only 30mph wind speeds wtf is this
>>484321507this is the most boring guy, why does anyone like him
>>484323036>the hicks couldn't build levees worth a shitThe army corp of engineers are hicks?
SoFl here, literally a nothing burger
>>484323099it may be true, some germanon pointed out that each time milton strengthened it coincided with a solar storm hitting earthif the sun is going into some "active cycle" that's more active than it was in 100 years, then we're going to see 100 year storms everywhere, all the time, until the sun chills out
>>484322616You know guys like it when girls are only slutty for them, right?
all the streamers saying its bad to draw viewers. but come on, its literally a nothingburger. im just sitting home cracking a beer laughing at the cucks running away.
>>484322824>not understanding how weather works
>>484322979Again it doesn't matter how intense the winds are, what matters is the surge. Cat 3 storm surge is enough to destroy a city. Easily.
>>484322744I'm no where near danger. Worst case is we take a tree to the roof and have to replace the roof later. I'm in Carrollwood Tampa.
Fucked it lad
>>484323218That isn't going to happen. You were duped by tranny discord posters and the confederate loser. Stupid fucking slav
>>484323272yknow mortal kombat too, it's an old finnish hymn
we're going where no man has before
>>484323272she looks like she would have an odor. not bad, necessarily, but an odor nonetheless.
>>484323262Jokes on you, the gators will freeze by winter, but you'll still be dead.
i have a bunch of pictures of unseen damage of Helene i was going to post here but you faggots don't deserve to see shitfuck you
>>484322796We have the remnants of Kirk, it was very windy here today, and a lot of rain yesterday.
>>484323043just so you know anon your soul is completely forfeit no matter what you delude yourself into believing
>>484323104Oh I’m fine anon. I’m inland just far enough that I’m at the beach in 10-15 minutes, and don’t get storm surge. Hell, I still have power
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
going north going north going north TTD on the menu
>>484323352buy bullets NOW
>>484323362America's wang...fucked.
>>484321564>>484321594>>484321717You sound like immigrants and foreigners hating on a good white boy. What is your fucking problem Paco!?
>>484323356So it's a nothingburger again? At least I can go to sleep without worrying that I'll miss something cool.
>>484323352fucking seriously
>>484323362>straight into tampa bay
>>484322855The katrina storm was a nothing burger too. The levee's breaking did the damage. The levee would've broken regardless if a storm hit or not. It was just a coincidence it happened at the same time
>>484323380They're not going to freeze because they'll invade your house and you ain't gonna do shit.
>>484323352Free gas!
>>484323262gators wouldn't survive here
>>484321118>2 more hours bro just 2 more hours and it's totally gonna land broKek another psyop for the normies
>>484323043No i mean that anon said both statements. i'm not sure which side he's on
>>484323462>>The katrina storm was a nothing burger too.Okay so you're a genuine retard.
>>484323442>whitefurry tranny discord users will never be white, abdul.
>>484322960I'm in Winter Park and still got power. I hear there's tornadoes on the way.
>>484323462Somethingburger tards will always find something be scared of
>>484323458That's venice, retard.
>>484321118Melbourne reporting in. Pretty good rain so far, streets are beginning to fill with water. Wind not yet an issue.
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484323541>>484323541>>484323541>>484323541NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD
>>484323442Uh I'm in florida. I can bet you aren't. Kill yourself. This is a nothingburger to real floridians. You stupid fuck.
>>4843234629/11 was a nothingburger too while were at it
BRACE FOR IMPACT ITS HERE
>>484323476unless we install solar heaters for them
>>484323462Well done anon this is one of the dumbest fucking posts in the past few days.
>>484323038nice, i've not seen that before, they're cute. te forced smiles add a little extra. That's how you know it's real.
>>484323528Yeah. The infrastructure failed dipshit? Can you read. Kill yourself you stupid fuck
>>484322861Those are perfect. Thanks.
Did the shit end or what? It's nothingburger on the all streams.
>>484321118>B-b-but why aren't you evacuating....I don't care, it's a nothingburger>B0b0but muh mathematical limitNo such thing, only retards fell for that. It's just how the scale works, not reality>Muh... muh cat5462547The Cities around here are literally BUILT for this, unlike the Mountain townsActual nothing burgers, and Only God's DRUNKEST soldiers are in danger right now.Btw, half off all booze at the bar for the Hurricane Welcoming party. Bring your own raft to get home. Bar closes when the water is above the serving bar. Cash only.
Why is everyone forgetting this was a sub 900 180 mph stormAll the water it sucked up in the past 2 days will be going on land wherever this lands
>>484323636doesn't land for another 4-5 hours
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>>484323462>Katrina storm was a nothing burgerYou're retarded. I went to New Orleans a few months after the storm and you could see the massive damage to trees as much as 2 hours drive inland. Trees above a certain height were broken as far as your eye could see.
>>484323636it hasnt hit yet you fucking retard mind your business estonia faggot
Henlo frens. Marion County anon checking inLots of wind but not intense yet. Rain keeps getting stringer, hasn't stopped since i checked around 5-6amBarometer keeps dropping. Down a mbar in the last hourAm I going to die?
>>484323321retarded coomer amerigolems have this suicidal approach to their woman because they are de facto cuckolds and subconsciously want their women to be cockhungry whores that invariably divorce rape them
>>484323569eeer we don't have the supply for that, or aircon. do they liek log burners??
>>484323551this is whats gonna happen
>>484323555>Melbournewind IS a problem m8, you are canted 90° either way, depends if USA or Australia
>>484321696Pussy boi, storm fighting is a real man's sport. Man was always destined to fight mothernature in a battle to the death. Us Floridians are invincible.
A HURRICANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>484323718That bastard nerd needs to move south. I got outisde the cone yesterday, and kept getting farther from it as the cone narrowed. That nerd better GTF0 of the north and move south.
>>484323718TTDTD
>>484323332Ivan destroyed my town so I know that.
>>484324100fucking russians
Is it scare?
>>484322244not as bad as the ones who actually moved here from their shitlib cities and act like panicky retards in my publix
>>484322855Are you retarded katrina was only bad because of where it hit. If it hit florida instead no one would even remember it
>>484324226they don't wanna miss out on the tendies
>>484322334depends on the race
>>484324387Whites can swim
>>484322742SHIT
>>484323262Wow look at this guy everyone. He’s a man’s man. Oh boy you sure are tough calling that hurricane a nothingburger. Maybe if everyone were like you, this whole world would be perfect. We all know it’s someone else that is doing the heavy lifting. We all know you ain’t nothing. So why don’t you crawl away and let the adults talk mkayGtfo
>>484322523>not being in the marine construction biz on the coastngmi
>>484324226You guys gonna hit up one of the Hurricane welcoming parties at the local bars? Mine is half off all booze right now. It's a Bring your own raft deal.
>>484323352FREE GUZZOLINE!
>>484321118https://x.com/MatthewCappucci/status/1844102034716491876mid cat 3 and or high cat 2 now. you people got too caught up in the sauce of people flipping out.
>>484322870Hmmm... seems like a good time for me to take a shower. Water won't be drinkable in St Pete for probably a week or more after this.
>>484323352LOL
>>484324922Katrina was Category 3
>>484322855thank you for taking the time to explain something i didn't really get. hope you and your loved ones are safe.
>>484323318Saar who is being this boob lady?
>>484321777Checked
live feed of Lieutenant Dan when in storm
>>484323318Ahhh Corey Chase. Classic.
>>484321307why do you keep posting them then fucking retard?
why is it like this
>>484325155Why do people keep pointing out Katrina like her strength mattered? The weak levee broke and caused mass flooding
